Have you ever been conscripted into army?

It lasted an entire day
Really tiring

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Here is a lot of fun.

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>>78332805
You get to bully each other and have your commander bully you to exhaustion

>>78332753
wasnt conscripted. currently in the air force tho

>>78332753
No, it was useless and in the early 90s it got removed because some officers killed a conscript in a dangerous intiation game.

Honestly, I'm glad I didn't have to do it, there are some retards trying to bring it back but it is not gonna happen.

>>78332753
>I served 21 months as a army

Deep

>>78332869
kek, you actually did the weekend thing?

I was in the Royal guard for a year, i stood infront of the castle looking at chinese ming-mings with big cameras.

Then they would ask me "prrease, pictar" and i would nod. Then 20 of them would come out of nowhere and huddle around me.

>I once had to chase a crackhead away from the royal garden.

>A lot of mentally ill people would claim they were the king and demanded to be let inside the castle.

>A crazy woman walked up to me with her dog, put the leash on my shoulder and asked me to shoot her.

>>78332753
what was your schedule for these 21 months?

>>78333596
Tell me about this last one

>>78332753
Had to spend an entire day in a army base getting force-fed propaganda and told about how great joining the military was, it was real boring and I slept though half of it

>>78333647
>Be me
>HK416 in a sling, normal position
>Guarding royal residence

>Hear shouting up the road, i was on the post near the main road where all the trouble would usually be.

>Hear some shouting about jesus christ our lord and savior coming closer and closer.
>I radio it in, shit's about to go down

>She calms down as she approaches me

>Puts the leash on my shoulder, tiny dog.

>"Boy, i'm tired of living with these demons in my head. Please shoot me"

>"no"

>"Please shoot me now, i demand it"

>"No"

>I slowly take the leash off me and gesture for her to take it

>She grabs it, spits on the ground near me and huddles off shouting down the road.

>>78332753
I didn't do my conscription, because I had better use for my time.

Most people agree that it was a kindergarten for adults that tought you fuck all.

I cut my wrist and kicked out. consequently spent 4 months in army. 1달 훈련소 1달 후반기교육 1달 자대 1달 정신병원

>>78333723
>I had better use for my time
Oh?

>>78333685
Dear fucking God thats bizarre

A friend of my mom was from the presidential guard and here his history
>be Brazil in 1988
>elect a guy that looks like a model and comes from a rich family
>and then be promoted to his his bodyguard
>what was to be a boring service with high salary went wrong
>the president is addicted to cocaine
>almost everyday he is high on coke
>almost everyday he wants to grab his Omega and do street race
>you from an army officer becomes a babysitter of a crackhead

He says that were the worst years of his life

>>78333803
Yeah, like doing my civil service in an elementary school and reading loli hentai.

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Still in, graduated as Officer.

no, Americans will die for me if there'll be war.

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>>78333809

>>78333840
AMAN guerreiro?

>>78333812
So instead of serving, they make you do volunteer stuff around the community? That's actually really cool.

>>78333858
Yeah. There's four options:
Military
Civil service
Medical discharge
Jail

You can also serve unarmed if you have some kind of moral dilemmas about shooting people.

>>78333857

EsPCEx.

>>78333854
Politics in Brazil are insane

>>78333908
But are doing the Officer school in Resende?

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>>78333901
I honestly can't handle how reasonable your country is some time.

>>78333634
>wake up at 6:30 am
>roll call at 7:00
>simple cleaning
>eat breakfast
>wash up
>military training or work at 8:30 am until 11:40
>eat lunch
>have a rest until 1:00 pm
>military training or work until 3:00 pm or sometimes till 5:30 pm
>if daily task end at 3:00 pm physical training( running and push up and sit-up and cross fit and so on) until 5:30 pm
>eat dinner
>now it's free time which enable watching tv or internet searching or video game or exercise or PX or taking a shower until 8:30 pm
>cleaning section in barracks and toilet until 9:00pm
>see News on tv until 9:30 pm
>roll call at 9:30
>sleep at 10:00
It's a ordinary schedule and may differ according to unit's circumstance.

>>78333901
What the fug? Finland's conscription is nothing compared to Korea

>>78333723
teaches you how to handle stress if anything. but i agree most of it was pointless shit.

>>78333931

I first went to EsPCEx, then AMAN for 4 years.

>>78334081
Thank God i didn't served, i live near AMAN even a regular soldier from conscription passes trough a fucked up training, but at least the salary is R$1200,00

>>78334104

The graduating process in a bit shitty since you have to spend 5 years on a constant internate state, studying and training.

But Exercices are always fun since it gathers most academies and everyone must operate together.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZW2zq2nrucg

Sadly i didn't participated on the biggest one that happened last year.

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[insert obligatory Hun butthurt how conscription is slavery, that it tramples on the rights of men, it's inhumane and barbaric practice, etc. etc. etc.]

I hope you don't mind cutting short this conversation, but I don't have the energy to properly start chimping out today.

>>78333951
>get nuked by Kim Jongun at 10:30 pm

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Thinking about joining a being a pilot

6 months as a signal man. Waste of time.

>>78334272
lole @ Drumpfmerica if he manages to get nuked by Kimmy in the first year.

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>>78333938
>>78334025
But if there was an actual military conflict, you can't in any way avoid getting involved

If you get medically discharged they put you into the far end of the reserve and in first case civil service during the possibility of war. Runners naturally will be treated as traitors to the country and will face harsh punishments and distrust form society till their death.

>>78333732
현부심받고집온거?

>>78334594
>Runners naturally will be treated as traitors to the country and will face harsh punishments and distrust form society till their death.
It applies to us too, Even worse.

>>78335252
ㅇㅇ

>>78335601
관심병사였음?

>>78335662
자대 동기들한테 따당하다 싶이 하다가ㅏ 자살시도

맞선임이 동기들 다 불러놓고 제일 쿠사리 주던게 나

>>78335601
현부심어케신청하냐

>>78335817
>잘

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>>78332753
They woulden't let me in becouse of my bad eyesight

>>78332941
How is it? I graduated and interested in joining.

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>tfw got exempted

I probably would've managed to kill myself somehow if I'd been conscripted.

>>78335868
>>78335817
thoughts on starcreaft remastered?

>>78336075
how did you get exempted?

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>be Me
>approaching age of mandatory "National Service" training
>not Malay
>well known that only "Bumiputeras" AKA natural citizen
>OOOOOH NOOOOO
>day of name list release, exempted as name's not among, already past my surname alphabet
>ayyyyy
>months later, friends due for NS all super demoralized because of this shit after national exams
>1MDB scandal
>govvie announces one day that NS is postponed indefinitely, eventually canceled
>mfw govvie can't run NS because lacking of moneh
>mfw it's been some years already since indefinite postpone
>mfw govvie still reminding every now and then that they're gonna come for their arses

>>78334409

>signal man

MY SIDES-

I didn't do shit for a whole year. I did 'security' at a recruit school in a major city. We weren't even armed except for special occasions maybe 5 times a year in total. Most of my time went to eating kebab and watching Netflix.
Also we had 2 weeks on 2 weeks off. We also had room inspection only once a week, maybe once every two weeks in the end. All in all a fun but useless year

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>>78332753
>How was your time in Army?

Shit
Until when Nov 15

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>>78332753
Yes

National service is suspended here. From time to time there is a politician that propose to bring it back (most of the time, it's to help for integration of nigger and arab in society).

No, thank's gosh.

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>>78332753
served for 14 months as an officer cadet and then as a 2nd lieutenant. At first I was my company captain's XO, then he had to leave for a couple of months and I replaced him. Commanded a whole battery, shot lots o' guns, rifus and cannonfus, shit was so cash. Pic related it's me and my bitch.

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>>78333809

This guy looks like a model?

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>>78333596
we made it

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9 months of wasted time that I could've spent studying or working. The whole 9 month experience could be compressed into a ~2 month package. Especially the last 3 months were the worst. Here's a typical day during my last 90 days :

>wake up
>breakfast
>free time until lunch
>lunch
>free time until dinner
>dinner
>free time until nighty nighty

Literally NO service at all apart from eating (it's considered as service). Having a lot of free time sure is nice but it gets pretty boring after a while. Most of it was spent playing sports, playing vidya games (NHL in particular was very popular in the barracks!), reading books etc.

>>78337058
should had picked a better branch then.

>>78336987
fuck the internet

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I dodged compulsory conscripted thanks to being short-sighted.

Feels good man.

>>78332753
Conscription was reintroduced this year, and I got a letter saying I was required to fil in a form. From that they decide who they are going to bring into examination, and from that they decide who they are going to conscript. Not that many in each batch, but everybody was pretty excited as we were gonna be the first year conscripted for over a decade. Actually I had done a preperatory course for what basic military training was like during the summer a year before.

I didn't get called in though. Guess my own estimated strenght and endurance, plus my listed psychological diagnosis, made them think I wouldn't be what they were looking for. Kind of sad, I suppose. Although it does mean that I can leave for uni a year before I would otherwise be able to.

>>78336588
>NS
>conscription
That is really stretching it, its just 2.5month of some marching but mostly eating with 3x tea time, camping , raising pet snake and scorpions, fruit picking, picnic at waterfalls, group games and some work like painting schools and trash picking at camping sites.

>>78336588
>>not Malay
Good for you. I hear the requirements are pretty bad.

>>78337483
What requirements?

>>78337094
This. Artillery learns it job in weeks, I've heard.

>>78337669
What language you speak, which religion you are, what customs you have to follow and where you can live.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Article_160_of_the_Constitution_of_Malaysia

9 months, military police.
We were kind of doing something that constitutes as actual work every other week (guard duty).
And the training was really interesting, being a combination of urban warfare, target escort, counter-special forces and search and apprehension of dangerous individuals.

Wouldn't want to go through it again though.

yes
i was drafted by the salvation army

>>78337766
Kek, never had any problem my entire life, if I use english nobody is gonna confisticate my ID and rewrite my malay status and deny me my 6% discount when buying a house.
Malays are just general terms bongs use to call native austronesian who answer to the local sultan, that part just gives a specific definition on malay for law purpose.

Conscription got abolished in like '90 or something, and even though some parties wanted it reinstated, it wasn't, so never had to do it.

>>78332753
I wasnt let in

>there are actually people here who are screncapping everything to post on facebook and reddit
this place is so fucking dead

Who /coastal forces/ here?

I'm joining the foreign legion next year

Luftwaffel here

Dunno, its been pretty average so far I guess
Can't wait to actually serve, since I've only been training yet

>>78338223
pleb t. borderjäger

>>78338223
What is the difference between coastal forces and the navy or coast guard?

>>78332753
If I don't university I'm going to get mandatory service

>>78338504
Other has a boat

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>>78332753

Yep, and I liked it, but our conscription is most likely very different to yours.

It was great fun, you got to do a lot of fun stuff, see shit you would never have seen and learn to trust your self a lot more, as you have prooven that you are capable of much more then you belive.

>>78338504
Navy is navy. Coastal forces are ground forces who specialize in fighting on the coast.
Their activities include things like defending against ships and enemy landings and doing landings themselves

>>78338504
Navy is on boats having gay sex, coast guard is on boats without weapons and has much more gay sex and costal forces are for shooting up the enemies boats from land (involves no gay sex)

>>78338504
We have this saying:
What's gay in civil life is brotherhood in the army, What's gay in the army is brotherhood in the coastal forces, What's gay in the coastal forces is brotherhood in the navy and what's gay in the navy is illegal

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>>78332753

12 months, signals NCO. I wouldn't want to do the whole year again, or at least skip the first few months which are truly deep from anus, but I'm always hoping for a rehearsal invitation everytime I check the mail.

>mfw nothing but disapointments so far

>>78332753
i wish i was mongol, err, finnish and become a conscript.

>>78338504
Coastal forces is sitting on a piece of rock in the middle of the sea at 30m/s wind and it's raining out the ass

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Got a conscription notice in the mail.

Was back in the early 90s

I walked into their office and told them my family does not serve/will not ever protect a communist regime.

then walked the fucked out of there never to be seen again.

After which I immigrated to USA where I found a decent job while the other faggots here had to serve it out and get hazed in the military.

>>78332753
>serbia doesn't have an army
fuck

>>78338675
Are you retarded?

>>78338675
iktqf

>>78338705
no, we just have an anti-serbian gonverment since 2000.

Thankfully, I dodged the draft

Was volunteering after they brought conscription back, got to choose where I wanted to serve because of that

Didn't pass because of a heart problem, but after a while and some news articles about conscript life and how government treats you during and after service I changed my mind radically and I'm glad I could avoid it

>>78338731
So the Serbian Army isnt the Serbian Army?
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Serbian_Army

>>78338766
Russian conscription must be awful

>>78338816
nowadays it';s tolerable

>>78338829
Okay, I havent really heard how it is nowdays

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Reserve officer school was one of the best times in my life. The cohesion between students, the long ass marches, the course seremonies.

>>78338351
did you fly a plane yet?

>>78338797
Serbian army is now full of faggots who only go there because they have no other things to do, or because they wanna be bodyguards

>>78338919
>Implying the faggots isnt the best part
>Implying homosex in the army isnt the best homosex

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>current year
>getting conscripted
>>78336730
>הנדסה
>נוב 15
good goy

>>78338893
iktfb

>>78338955
when I said faggots I did not mean gay people
just idiots

>>78338972

t. Hamas

>>78339004
t IDF

>>78339029
>Implying thats bad

>>78332753
was excluded for mental disease.

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>>78338901
I sat in the back of a C-160 once, if that counts

>>78338603
>>78338604
So how gay is the air force?

>>78339069
>implying thats good

>>78339085
Airforce gets the most aswell as the hottest chicks

>>78339085
up there in the north nordic lands degeneracy runs rampant

you can expect all and every kind of faggotry there

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>>78339069
>IDF
>Good
Pick one, Benjamin.

>>78333679
>t. Alberto Barbosa

A few months of Military training should be included in public education

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>>78338975

We will never feel it again.

>>78339189
tfw i got called up for reserve training less than a year after coming back home

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i wish i was desu, but didn't get sent to the second part of the screening.
i might apply for education in the military though

>>78332753
>impotent

is there gay sex in the korean army?

>>78339189
the collective punishment, the bonding, the realization that the human body can still function with only 2hours of sleep everyday

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>>78339118
Maybe for those who get to pilot a fighter plane. Every visitors made the disappointed face after they ask our A400M pilots how many bombs does his plane carry.
Poor guy, he was really proud of his plane too.

>>78339725
>human body can still function with only 2hours of sleep everyday

It is pretty amazing how far you can go. It's also pretty weird once you hit that limit when your body starts "shutting down" and you fall asleep while standing.

>>78340495
Yep, we had one where we got like 5 hours on 6 days, your body does weird shit after that.

>>78340495
it was fun stumbling upon a greener trainee asleep while standing on guard duty, we used to disarm him, empty his mag on the ground, disassemble his g3, throw his bayonet on a tree, and ultimately soak him in water to wake up. Kinda immature and dangerous I know, but we all thought this kind of humiliation was better than having passes revoked.

>>78332753
Went to guard an immigration camp.
Went to Cyprus.
Read a lot of books.
Drunken fights with the military police.

5/10. Would prefer more exercise and less bullshit.

>>78337907
>if I use english nobody is gonna confisticate my ID and rewrite my malay status and deny me my 6% discount when buying a house.
Really? Cause that's basically exactly what I was picturing.

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>>78332753
No don't need it if anything will happen to this country than we'll nepali will die for it without second thought and we won't really stand a chance against modern militarists.I hope we won't be nuked by chinks/pajeets

>>78341493
military anyway.* Fucking typos

>>78332753
Yes. 255 days. All in all it was a fairly good experience.

>>78333951
It sounds pretty good.

how often does straight people go into conscription and comes out as bi or homo?

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>>78341383
There are historical reasons behind that part.
During colonial era our status is protectorate so bongs can't just grab random village men and make them work the plantations and mines instead they flood changs and pajeet till peninsula is 60% immigrant and Singapore full chinese, divide and rule stuff. Then in 1948 they want to shove all immigrant problems on us and jus soli but it was refused until compromise comes in the form of giving citizenship and vernacular education in return for native special rights hence the need for that part.
Before you complain racism that is the only way to make people grudgingly accept 60% immigrant population while said immigrant forms most of the gommie terrorists beheading and gunning down locals.
Multiculturalism was a mistake.

>>78343162
in sweden, many
in finland, homos come out straight

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currently doing my service in Finnish navy, its pretty much a chocolate factory and fun

>>78338654
>early 90s
>communist regime
Are you retarded?

>>78332753
Let's say it's was totally not what I expected.

I expected the army to be very strict and efficient, but instead it was chaotic and apathetic.

Overall it sucked, but honestly not that bad. But yeah army is pretty boring.

>>78332869
>Be Mexican
>Jose points empty FAL at you
>cross arms and lean on one leg

>Be American
>Get barrel swept by an empty gun
>Open fire in self defence, injuring 6

>>78332753
>tfw no brother
>tfw not conscripted in the army as a consequence

fuck yes boi

>>78336906
What German bank were your paychecks written out from?

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>>78332753
Was the Daewoo K2 (pic related) good or was it cheap chink shit

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>>78332869
>mexico still uses a rifle designed in the 1950s

>>78345483
i heard they have that new fx5 rifle or something

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>>78344718
He must be, he's an anti-communist.

>>78334414
North Korea's nukes can't reach the continental US except the very tippity end of the West Coast, but then who cares if Calif*rnia is incinerated anyway.

>>78332753

It was extremely rude, not a homosexual resort like those I'm reading about Finland and South Korea.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESZaGuVXNKI

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>>78333812
why don't you take a seat over there?

>>78338868
Back in the 90s it was hell on earth. Conscripts would be subjected to brutal hazing and raped by the entire battalion.

>>78333809
>be Brazil in 1988
>elect a guy that looks like a model and comes from a rich family
>and then be promoted to his his bodyguard
>what was to be a boring service with high salary went wrong
>the president is addicted to cocaine
>almost everyday he is high on coke
>almost everyday he wants to grab his Omega and do street race
>you from an army officer becomes a babysitter of a crackhead

Oh god, it doesn't get more 80s than this.

9 months, coast guard (?)
Was taught what every current Russian ship looked like and had to spend 2 hours a day in a (comfy as fuck) tower with a big binocular setup watching the horizon and announcing ships that pass by the island, military or civilian. Enjoyed my time there, easiest time ever. Gained 10kg of FAT.

>>78345483
Rifle is fine

>>78335493
>Sissy estonian boys

they should make him the unit slut so the conscripts can release sexual tension

>>78345483
The M16 was designed in the 60s and you still use it

So Finns tell me that they're never given the name of a specific enemy country they would be facing in a war, just an unnamed "Yellow Country" and that the direction of attack always seems to be coming from the east.

Unless I was over the age of 60 I'd never have had to worry about that.

>>78346931

They use the M4... Wich is from 1994.

>>78332753
>wake up early
>run around the city in tiny shorts (women of all ages go outside to see our winners hanging)
>do some boring work
>skip work to smoke with friends
>ten. finds out
>yell at me
>do some pushups
>run few kilometers
>eat
>try to masturbate (brazil army give you a tea which kill all your boners)
>shit
>take shower with friends
>share porn
>go sleep early

This was the normal day.

>>78338731
>anyone who doesn't advocate bayoneting Bosnian schoolchildren and elderly women is anti-Serbian

>>78347115
>run around the city in tiny shorts (women of all ages go outside to see our winners hanging)
I'm pretty sure a lot of the people looking at dudes in tiny shorts with their dick hanging out ain't women.

I was shit.

I'm tall so they sent me to the mountain corps.
Some idiot from my unit lost 2 toes because of the cold.

>>78346975

Pure coincidence!

>>78333840
Do you remember the music that they play all morning during the enlistment?
I wake up sweeting and crying with the "It's my life" from Bon Jovi play in my head.

>>78332761
you tired of surrending?

>>78346828
Wait what where are there 9 month-luotomevas? Same job here but 6 months, quite a lot of which spent on some shitty island watching ships in a self-made tähything, we got to be in a tower in one exercise

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>>78346975

>>78347162
faggots where sleeping at 7~8am.

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>>78346975
Dem chinese are treacherous man

>>78347195
>Some idiot from my unit lost 2 toes because of the cold.
Well, some idiot of my company lose a finger. He was cutting wood and chop his finger off with a machete. The retarded start to scream and run around. We spend 2 hours looking for his finger in the middle of nowhere, at night, with shitty lanterns, and 10 cm of dead leaves all around the ground.

>>78337294
>we were gonna be the first year conscripted for over a decade
No you weren't. There were conscripts all the way up to 2010.

>>78334025
If you go to civil service or lie to get medical discharge people will despise you.

>>78348063
You liar.

>>78336906
>Y. E. A.

kys

>>78348098
I was a conscript in 2007-2008 and there were at least two more years of conscripts after us.

>Walked and ski'd around in a forest for 12 months wondering why im doing this, occasionally drowning in a swamp and becoming a chain smoker.

Good times 5/5 would go again

>>78347292
Haapasaari, the branch was stopped in 2014 due to savings (?).

>>78349098
The company moved to Upinniemi and it's a 6-month job now
t. I/14

>>78340077
No I meant as in the branch with the highest percentage of women is the airforce

>>78348087
No they don't.

>>78344718
we still have a communist regime you stupid fuck
only difference is now they call themselves ((((democrat)))

but those commie fucks cant pull a fast one over us

than can over americans though

>>78332753
the conscription here isn't bad desu

>>78333951
Fairly similiar to finnish conscription schedule. Though in korea the actual work is probably harder and definitely more dangerous than it is in finland.

>>78333951
Sounds somewhat comfy desu

>>78345452
Just go to /k/ or read general reviews online. The K2 is a well made and respected firearm that does its job

Coscription was suspended indefinetely since 2005 in Italy.
I wish it wasn't, maybe I wouldn't be such a slob if I was forced for a year out of my house

>>78354854
If it makes you feel any better everything returns to normal pretty much immediately after you are done with it.

No I admitted to using drugs so they didn't want me

>>78355955
Are you now a pariah in your country?

>>78356165
No.

I deeply regret not wanting to be in the army at the time, I wish I had gone.

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No sleep lots of work,training,duties ,arresting sandniggers and a lot of retarded ncos

>>78353464
after basic off duty is very comfy.

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Was in for six months. Pretty fun, would not go again but definitely worth it for the experience and ebin army memes.

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I miss my baby, she never let me down. Raifu for laifu.

>>78356398
>arresting sandniggers
you help the law enforcement often? We have the readiness to assist police or whatever officials, but rarely need to. Usually a case of missing person or some help with traffic.

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>>78357007

>>78332753
no never
what happen to fat guys?

>>78357337
Living the dream.

I am actually willingly signing up for my military. Will probably regret it. Going to get liquefied by some sabot round or work in a shitty garage 16hrs a day.

>Infantry
>Vehicle tech
>armoured soldier

>>78332753
Guard duty, partrols, target practice, scrubbing, marching, scrubbing repeat, field camping. Pretty mundane but quite fun experience.

>>78347071
There is no real difference between the M16 and M4, and literally every part is interchangeable between the two. The M4 only has a shorter barrel.

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>>78357123
But the civillian model

>>78333679
I missed that because that year, some girl died during a zip-lining exercise

>>78357123
What the fuck is that perä

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>>78332753
spent 9 months on the border guarding the place from Turks and catching rapefugees while pointing big fucking guns on them

>>78353813
Reserve force here which consists of ex-conscript soldiers uses M16A1 for training (though most of them will be given K2 when a war break out).

Among them, quite a few fags prefer M16A1 to K2.

I was an F-14 pilot in Desert Storm. AMA

>>78357007
Miten voi kasata tetsarin noin pahasti päin vittua?

>>78356266
Why? Just because it's a rite of passage for people in your country or?

>>78365982
Mitä vikana
t. m62

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>tfw rejected due to autism

Not conscripted, but I'm a Marine. It's alright I guess but I don't think I'll reenlist.

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>>78332869
>Mexican military uniform
>t-shirts and jeans
guess it's efficient when they all have plumbing jobs right after training

>>78344335
Is that a dress uniform, or do we still use traditional sailor uniforms?

>>78345483
Its a reservist rifle, military service is just for you to play around
Regulars use FX-05
>>78366925
Attire for community service since that's 70% of military service

>>78336066
its good if you get a job you like

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>>78332753
Anyone happen to be a commando here? Would like to hear what it's like undergoing the tough training regime?

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worst three years of my life

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>>78370129
How does one get to be part of Delta squad?

>>78362817
95tp. säkylässä ainakin jaettiin kaikille enkä ikänä edes nähny tota vanhempaa putkiperää.

>>78370161
One doesn't but you have to try out once you meet their joining prerequisites. I tried out for the most elite aviation unit(flight concepts) and we had to go on a long ruckmarch, swim a long ways in our uniform and then do a physical fitness test. No one from my brigade passed when I was there and actual SOF guys have it way harder.

>>78370214
So they only pick the best out of the best.

How would you rank the competitiveness with regards to different elite units in the US?

Seal Team 6, Green Berets, Delta Force and US rangers.

>>78370284
No one knows this exact information because who the hell has done all four? No one.

Writing this post from the barracks
Don't much care for this conscription thing if I'm honest with you

>>78370627

That's because you're a homo

>>78370648
Highly doubt I'd like the navy any more

>tfw fellow conscripts would have bullied you

>>78341281
How long did you spend there?

>>78346975
Well there's only one option really

>>78347115
>try to masturbate (brazil army give you a tea which kill all your boners)
What is this shit?

>>78365909
Why do you lie on the internet?

Anyways how old are you now

>>78371431
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anaphrodisiac

most likely potassium bromide

p.s. i especially liked this line
>Barrister Sir Edward Marshall Hall theorised that murderer Hawley Harvey Crippen was using hyoscine on his wife as an anaphrodisiac but accidentally gave her an overdose and then panicked when she died.

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>Turn 18
>Go to session day for mental and physical checkup
>I'm more than fit for service
>"Aight when do I meet?"
>"One and a half year from now, there's no free spots at the moment"
>"What the shit, thought you cunts needed servicemen, you even advertise with the usual WE NEED (YOU) shit on tv all the time"
>"Sorry sir, but every department is full and people have already signed up for the next conscription period"
>"Lol fuck off cunt"
>I leave and steal a sandwich on my way out

>>78347239

Nah, during my year at cadets school it was mostly historical and comemorative songs.

>>78334355
You have to become an officer first, and you have to be in the top 10% there, then you have to not be over 6'1, pilots are manlets

>>78370210
Jaa, öbiksessä oli vielä 2014 m62 taisteluvyökin niin ihmekös etten oo koskaan nähny

>>78338565
>missile tractor
nice

>>78338766
>doesn't get to be burned alive at age 17 while riding into Grozny in 1994

Nice dude

>>78345483
Pretty sure they use M-4's and M-16's dude

>>78370284

All of them have different tasks. Comparing them is like comparing a screwdriver and a hammer.

>>78347071
the M-16 is still in use too

No conscription in Canada since we are a first world country,

>>78344914
desu you never know if the last retarded fuck left a round in the chamber

>>78346931
m16a4 is from 1998
m4a1 is from the late 2000s early 2010s

7 years in Army Reserve still in it. Pretty good honestly. Did a lot, met people had fun.

>>78338223
Dragsvik?

>>78332753
Did 12 months as a mortar signals NCO. Had fun and actually kind of miss it now.

>>78379100
Öbis

>>78379153
I'm doing the 60mm at the moment. It's pretty fun. Mortar is a Vektor from South Africa.

>>78345483
We use FX-05.
Mondragon and FAL are for training only.
We already discontinued Mondragon.

>>78332869
If wasn't because my family would be in danger for cartel and i wouldn't be daily with my family i would have jonied military, i miss the beans with watermelon every Sunday.

Our commander took us to the range, dude reminded us trigger discipline every 5 steps.

>>78333151
Found the Oaxaqueño that doesn't bother to have a proper job.

>>78336202
Kek

Finnish army best army
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6abtMAcDbXw

>>78345054
:DDDDDDDDDDD
>>78348130
elpizo na se staksan/staksoun epopia ;))))))

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>>78385830

>>78332753
Yes, it was very funny, stupid and senselessly.

>>78343262
That's fucked up but the other just as fucked up path is basically native society being fucked as young men are separated from family, local farming is crippled as young male labour is absent and local development of youth leadership is ded. Also lots of stds.

>>78378432
Yeah I'd say moving sand bags is good every once a year

>>78347115
>tea which kills all your boners
what

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>>78332753
We have "voluntary conscription". Basically we still have conscription but the vast majority (like 98% or something) choose to join. I joined myself as a break from studying. It's only 4 months long and consists of basic training only, didn't enjoy it much though.

>>78387711
Thanks for the insight there Anto, ya fucking Tinker.>>78387711

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>>78332753
I dreamt of becoming a career military when I was 18, which was back in 2009. I was part of one of the very few last people who were called to do conscription tests. A decade or so before my time 100 % of males had to do a year in the army, now only 5-10 % did it, and I wanted to be one of those guys so it was somewhat hard to get a spot.

I got a spot as a grunt (urban warfare soldier) because of my mediocre results, but I was happy. Anyway, one month before "boot camp" started my then arab girlfriend decided to shoplift at a local supermarket when I was besides her -> guard caught her -> told me I could go -> she started crying and asked me to stay -> police took us both, I didnt have the heart to put it all on her -> got kicked out of my military service.

Thanks arab ex GF.

>>78388396
you did cut her arm off right?

>>78366594

They didn't even call me in desu, even though it was one of the last years with conscription.