fuckin LIT house party edition
don't mind me just investigating a parliamentary nonce ri--
willies & bums, esq.
Party rockers in the house tonight.
Let's talk about yank politics that's always fun
>>78332678
are you in a recession yet
>>78332678
cant believe someone actually made this
>>78332678
why discuss a president who's going to be impeached soon?
>>78332698
not going to happen
>>78332676
-- Auto/light truck sales: either down or off a cliff, depending on how much lipstick has been applied to the pig.
-- Restaurant/dining sales: down.
-- Tax receipts: down.
-- Retail sales: flat, stagnant or down, depending on the sector and if the numbers have been adjusted for inflation/loss of purchasing power.
-- Rents in high-rent regions: finally softening after years of relentless increases.
-- Consumer debt: hitting new highs.
-- Corporate profits: stripped of gimmickry, stagnant or down.
>>78332706
t. drumpfkin
>>78332719
my whole family and myself voted for trump and theres nothing you can do about it
Anyone seen my hanky? It has a pizza related map on it. That's right, a pizza related map. A map that is pizza related is on my hankerchief.
whats all this about brits freaking out over the word "muslim problem"?
>>78332729
>literally votes against his own self-interest to put a cheeto conman into power
ah yes, so this is america
The problem with opium is really only two things; it depresses the organs, so if you ingest enough your organs shut down. It doesn't take much to OD on opiates (which is why every idiot and their dog are doing it). The second is its highly addictive. It's far more addictive than nicotine, and the withdrawal symptoms can last for months. It basically invades and enslaves your body.
If opium were neither of these, it would just be a sedative trance-like experience. I've browsed boards where opiate users post, and most of them are regretful. Often saying, if you want to get high, there are better substances, and the addiction to opiates is not worth it at all.
/r/poppytea is a great place to read the thoughts of modern opiate addicts. It's where I've gleaned the most about the experience of the opiate addict. Scary shit.
>>78332746
this is unironically america
>>78332746
obviously you the UK citizen know exactly what my self interests are
>>78332758
kill yourself
>>78332759
>literally getting trolled in 2017
dad sent me these messages
(he was being deadly serious)
I was joking lads I didn't actually want to talk about Yank politics
>>78332776
pickle riiiiick
The left is so far gone I can see transgendered men signing up for experimental pregnancy procedure only to immediately follow it up with an abortion.
>>78332775
>i was only pretending to be retarded
>>78332793
I'm not him you fat twat
>>78332801
my bad
riley you're so fucking thick
>>78332676
post commie slags
>>78332776
boomers make the best shitposters, i swear to god i'm crying
>>78332791
I'd do that desu. I'm pro-abortion. Get pregnant, and have an abortion. Everybody should do it, even those of us born as men.
Gonna need to fly in some hot dogs for this party I'm having. Need 650 hotdogs at $100 each. Bit pricey but yes, I do intend to fly $65,000 worth of pizza and hotdogs to my party.
this upper class billionaire cares about me and my fellow blue collared workers lads
Leftists and Jews in Alberta are blaming Charlottesville on Rebel Media
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CPhXKak_bHw
>>78332827
has historical precedence desu
monarchs and dictators would often form unlikely alliances with the working class/peasants/plebs to combat the aristocracy
same kind of shtick in america if you swap aristocracy for American establishment
>>78332776
inspire me to make a tv thread about this cheers
I actually like Rick and Morty, and I don't think about it as much as /brit/ posts about it. In fact, I only know about it because of /brit/, and I gave it a shot, and it was good. I wouldn't be surprised if everyone here is just pretending to hate it because that's the meme.
fuckin stingrays, literally the nigger of the sea, stole this wonderful man from this world
>>78332867
Fucking nigger jew cunt fag shitskin
>>78332852
that just means they see the value in associating with them. they couldnt give a shit about them as people or a group.
i knew a guy who liked rick and morty
he was always too happy, still certain he was on drugs
>>78332874
hello nigger
a yank trying british accent
awful thread
>>78332882
I'm a nigger who will eat your nigger testicles
>>78332876
does it matter by that point? they end up sharing a similar interest, and it becomes a weird kind of metapolitical- i'll scratch your back if you scratch mine. and it's establishment politicians, media talking heads and globalists that get pissed the fuck off.
can he, reddit-dad anon?
>>>/tv/86387437
>>78332890
>>78332903
Mboko
>The problem began with Tony Blair opening the doors to mass immigration and silencing critics by branding them “racist”.
>It was turbocharged when German Chancellor Angela Merkel indiscriminately waved in a million more so-called refugees from Africa, Afghanistan and Pakistan.
>One day soon, if Philip Hammond and Liam Fox are right, we will be back in charge of immigration.
>What will we do about The Muslim Problem then?
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/4235655/now-philip-hammond-is-finally-out-he-must-shut-the-door-behind-him-and-take-control-over-our-laws-our-trade-and-especially-immigration/
>>78332890
It's the Rick and Morty shit. Shut the fuck up.
I'm actually posting interesting stuff about opium, and you faggots are arguing over a cartoon.
>>78332870
what did he think was going to happen
Were you hit by your dad?
It's normal isn't it
I got a black eye from him once, usually it was just a hit on the side of the head though
>>78332909
sure
>>78332919
my dad's never hit me
pickle rick is gonna have a good time
>>78332919
I was spanked but that's it
>>78332904
it does when people can't recognise that relationship and carry on like the party actually cares about them and their struggles. even worse when the politician puts on his bespoked high vis and wanders around a job site like he has a clue what is going on.
>>78332919
what dad?
>>78332919
i got spanked when i misbehaved, mum and dad would both employ this punishment
>>78332919
My dad died a few months before I was born.
>>78332939
>not the good old fashioned 'dad hits you while mum looks on in disapproval'
>>78332937
UK is our dad and your uncle
Need a belly full of pasta (no cheese) if I want to win a game of dominos, lads.
>>78332934
>even worse when the politician puts on his bespoked high vis and wanders around a job site like he has a clue what is going on.
tbqh its only middle class people that get angry about stuff like this. yeah, of course it's silly as fuck but it's weirdly charming to working class people, they like shit like that. just remember that these are the same kinds of people that follow soap operas
they're just appealing to a certain demographic and how that demographic likes things
>>78332937
he'll come back one day haha
4chan is the opium den of the 21st century; social outcasts obsessed with oriental art wasting all their time chasing little hits of joy (You)s.
(You)s are the morphine of 4chan, and we're all addicts.
>>78332867
I still don't know or care about it, I assume it's like adventure time but smart, am I correct?
>>78332919
I don't think so. He died when I was very young. Mum used to batter me and my little bruv though. She stopped when she met my stepdad.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xwbNP4MICs
MASSSIVE BRITABOO
>>78333003
your stepdad's a cuck raising another man's son.
doin a cry lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUwjNBjqR-c
>>78332995
not i
am i weird for not finding japan interesting at all
>>78333012
https://youtu.be/Y2RQ8YkqeEU?t=14
>>78333002
Never watched adventure time. The only existing cartoons I'd compare it to are if American Dad and Futurama had an autistic son, but the good kind of autistic.
>>78333038
Nah. Japan is an overpopulated shit hole filled with blinking lights everywhere
who here /drunk/
oh wait its morning for the fuckin limeys ahahaha
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZRZWnv2v78
T A L L
A
L
L
SHIPS
>>78333055
where's a nice city in India to have a real cultural adventure and not some shitty developing third world urban sprawl of cancer, poverty and scum
Love are Lana
>>78333047
Love sea shanties, love irish tunes too, Love welshmen, love brits
Never get a game of canadians
Went for a walk on the skywalk
business idea: take a shitload of opium and other drugs, have a psychotic break or whatever, end up in rehab, psych ward, go on disability bennies for the rest of your life
find the flaws: pro tip you cant
>>78333019
He's a good man, loves my mum, who gave him 3 kids of his own. He was always great to me and my little bro though. Don't think I'd have the strength to handle a single mum gf.
>>78333061
I bought this game ages ago but never got around to playing it
>>78333055
>indian
>calling another place shithole
Looks pretty fucking intense.
NEED brown gfs, but need to have white children
aaah what can i do
faragewave is thing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7uduCAZD38
>>78333080
Pondicherry maybe?
got a nice musk going on in the crotch area
this is why pyjamas are patrician
>>78333096
pls
>>78333092
Great for sailing around with the lads and listening to British shanties
>>78333096
Hi Brazil
>>78333103
marry an argentinian
cuckio
>>78333103
Marry a south Asian. You'll get white children
>>78333124
Hi India, plz send massala for me, i pay with cachaça
>>78333104
>Trigger 50
kek
Wondering how thinly to slice this single slice of pizza. Will have to email the office and ask how many are in, so I know how thinly to slice this one slice of pizza.
Yep, gonna just share one slice of pizza around the office, cut it into equal size pieces so everyone can have a piece of this one slice of pizza.
niggio
raking in the (You)'s on tv with this gimp's post about his gimp dad
>>78333083
I have some very good news for you then.
You are talking right now to a REAL British person
*utterly posts*
Yeah I'm pro LGBT (letting God burn them)
>>78333182
where do you get food then wo agriculture
screeching
>>78333200
Cannibalism
Chasing the dragon. The origin of the phrase "pipe dream". An idea that comes to someone when they're high off their tits.
>>78333179
You lads are good sailors who come to halifax. Keep doing it, funnest drunks with the best songs.
bit harsh
>>78333200
Husband brings home the bacon
>>78333227
all me
Arriving from /britfeel/
>>78333212
for some reason i thought it was about trying to get up a pipe. like you're inside of a pipe trying to get out
>>78333215
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwPFDwYSxls
real nigga hours?
Doing opium lads
know it's morbid but i'd find it hard to give a shit if kim dropped one over south korea desu
>>78332870
It will be 11 years since his passing next month (4th Sept) ;_;
remember when the news thought pepe was the grinch?
>>78333285
on 9/11?
>>78333307
i member
adam and eve not florence and the machine
>>78333307
only if you remember the cuckio meme
>>78333258
Nope. It's a Victorian phrase because the euphoria of the high makes people believe they're coming up with really good ideas.
I've experienced it with weed. When you're high you think you've got the answers to everything. Euphoria in general, even without drugs, makes people think like that.
cuckio
>>78333281
I'd do the Gangnam style dance out of repeat to the fallen
>>78333317
Florence looks like a tranny 2bh
god bless this lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTsASVEwves
>>78333348
lol
joke: criticising fascism because it's too right-wing
woke: criticising fascism because it's too left-wing
>>78333323
DUDE
REDPILL COMING THROUGH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCi1Mz4W1CM
NO!
Kinnock can still win.
>>78333368
fuck off swiss yank bender cunt off yourself you're the worst fucking yank poster in /brit/ mentally il cunt
San Francisco policeman after busting an opium den. The opium den was the centre of many Chinese communities in the US at that time. The drug was eventually made illegal and everything related to it confiscated and destroyed. The Chinese continued to operate underground opium dens well into the 1950s in North America.
Just letting you lads know I landed in Perth just fine x
>>78333409
Thank god. I was up all night worried. You really should call more, Matthew.
im niggeryank
>>78333409
How was that 5 am cab ride
>>78333409
Nice one lad. What you doing in Perth anyway ?
>>78333429
good, paki driver though
>>78333435
visiting family
>>78333429
Haven't vrashed yet actually, watched 3 movies on the plane.
was the recession seriously this bad?
>ywn be a lad with the lads
tying it off
>>78333317
Imagine banging a robot in the bed of your self-driving campervan, while it drives you around the USA, stopping occasionally at 'leccy stations to automatically charge it's battery.
>>78333435
Business trip ain't it
>>78333461
the chad gdp (green) vs virgin gdp (blue)
>>78333409
Don't care
Kys
how much of today's societal prejudice against rats do we owe to the black death?
>>78333462
>ywn have a women that will you fug her.
Free speech or violence. Which one do you choose?
>get on a bus
>a touch too many brown folk for my liking
I guess you could say the bus was paki'd, if you catch my drift. Lmao
new sbemail lads
>>78333497
would like to see a video of this in a crash with a truck and flipping over
dank nasheeds
>using public transportation
>>78333535
*spergs out about muh city planning and muh urban sprawl*
>>78333535
Yank public transport maybe
What do you reckon the conquering leaders of the ancient world would've done with a modern superpower at their disposal? Reckon they'd be smashing the third world with chemical and biological weapons and slaughtering dissenters?
no lie, just did a fart and almost sharted
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1bX3F7uTrg
Made another variant of my virgin walk picture
how does it feel to treat me like you do
>>78333565
*Tip*
Feel and Loathing in Las Vegas
>>78333520
Best not be lying to me cunt.
>>78333535
>>78333549
thanks for fucking up the planet>>78333549
>>78333595
electric cars. sperg out some more when china still opens new coal plants every day
>anime can't be re-
>>78333260
Fuck I love this
>>78333574
Not that bad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Fy3tSim3to
(Ollie, Terri and Robyn are viewing the new DoSAC building interior from their floor)
Ollie: Good place for a suicide isn't it? Long drop, appreciative audience.
Robyn: But what if you only broke your back? You'd be paralysed for life and you'd still be depressed about the thing that had been depressing you.
Terri: What are these hangy-down things?
Ollie: They're acoustic baffles. They stop it getting too echoey.
Robyn: So when you break your back, no-one can hear you scream?
Ollie: Well that is the sort of attention-to-detail you get in a PFI building.
(From the atrium, Malcolm's voice echoes throughout the building when he spots them)
Malcolm: HEY! GET BACK TO WORK, ALL OF YOU!
It’s funny that pirates were always going around searching for treasure, and they never realized that the real treasure was the fond memories they were creating.
>>78333709
what a load of shit gimme the gold and rubies
>>78333574
why did you use the herring inventory icon from runescape
>>78333709
>>78333729
refuse to believe there are TWO canadians in MY thread
>>78333709
Love Brits love pirates Iove shanties
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HRICJFT0KVE
>>78333741
it's more likely than you think
feeling angry lads
angry at everything
>>78333741
>>78333749
We're the REAL SONS not you
>a business trip to fucking PERTH. >yeah you read that right: Perth.
screaming
>>78333741
Probably more
>>78333764
what's wrong lad
cara
>>78333613
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGrxHO-B2TY
FOY
>>78333780
What business goes on in Perth?
>>78333780
Anything south of Brisbane isn't REAL Australia
>>78333815
Literally only Darwin and Alice Springs are real Australia. Everywhere else is Yankified faggots.
Anything North of Tasmania isn't real
>>78333776
Hmmmm
Australia DOES still have the jack on the flag though.....
>>78333878
screaming
this can't be real
>>78333866
i really like this image
is she ever coming back?
Watching 4chan YLYL webms ULTRA DANK MEMES COMPILATION
It's a real belter
>>78333794
three better marches
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yVIx0vkVyHA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_hgBaZ8cWk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YpmK_SJlrV8
>>78333883
ah, yes, those mystic japanese east asian pilots
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHwYD5fFLR4
>>78333891
She was kicked out of her party after getting a black boyfriend
>>78333891
Yes, she will be the next leader of FN soon
>>78333891
sh'es my girlfriend now
>>78333793
is a man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RIl5_Matb4Y
>>78333866
Canada has the jack in our hearts, though, unlike those republicunts.
>>78333906
>>78333916
hmmmmmm
Might quit Youtube now that PJW is gone
stuck my willy in the kettle again
why is labour so fucked up?
Making instant noodles. Beef flavoured. A filling and satisfying meal for only 69 cents.
jo cocks
Thoughts on bomber Harris?
>>78333923
would pay money to get heemed by Futa Cara
>>78333866
DELET THIS
>>78333946
You can get a burger at McDicks for 67 cents
>>78333849
alice springs has terrible cardboard box urban sprawl, looks very yankish
on the train
anime
>>78333955
he did it when no one else would desu lads
hands up!
>>78333897
I love you
>>78333955
>Template was made by some faggot on deviantart
Oh boy
>>78333946
Been living on instant noodles for a few weeks now. Not as grim as it sounds, I fry up some onion, chicken, bacon, garlic, herbs in a saucepan first, then add the water, noodles, seasoning and veggies. Mebbe soy sauce as well depending on the seasoning.
I am NOT gay.
>>78333930
>>78333973
>>78333991
Get rid of Trudeau and we can talk
>>78334010
>>78333975
Really? Are they having some sort of special? That seems quite low for Canada in 2017
>>78334014
This a good response to those 'punching a nazi' videos
>>78334019
I voted Green
>>78334032
50th anniversary
>>78334019
>tfw no english daddy to pound my boipussy like they pound the scots
>>78334010
whatever bender
SHALL
dipped my willy in my steam hot tea lads
absolutely scaled my willy now
have to go to hospital x
>>78334041
Bend over and think of England lad
Aesthetically I prefer boxers, but functionally I prefer briefs. Never been Alpha enough to go with boxer briefs though.
>>78334063
alpha is going nude
>>78334057
>The Eagle (2011). When filming in a freezing river, actors have a mixture of boiling hot water and river water poured down their suits to stay warm. A crew member forgot to mix the hot water with the river water during filming; as a result, Channing Tatum was scalded with boiling water that burned the skin off the tip of his penis.[99][170]
>>78333897
wew that first one is good
>>78334046
post
>>78334063
Only children wear either of those two items
>>78334060
God save the Queen
>>78334063
LITERALLY everyone is the UK wears boxer briefs
If you're caught wearing briefs you are ostracized, not kidding
only fatties wear boxers
miss 2018/19
absolutely the best years tbqh
>>78334088
they played that like every week in passing out parades when I was in Pirbright
>>78334106
Post undies
kill yourselves fucking scumbags
mongols are overrated
BETOOOOOOO
>>78334160
Kill yourself before the cartel does it
if you were not a favela monkey i would take you more seriously
commies are at it again
i am a corbyn fan, not joking
>>78334169
alri bruce fairooz
>>78334195
What fucking relevance does he even have to say that
He's not even got power here
>>78334205
What kind of chonies do you wear?
fantastic
So you only takes seriously if something comes from your masters right you Mexican dog
>>78334218
he's a standing mp and shadow leader m8
me speaking brazilian:
UHHHH AHHHH UHHHH AHHH :BANANAS:
>>78334238
shadow is the key word here
hahahah pretty funny your jokes, where did you learn it, reddit?
>>78334264
I and a load of other people got a warning for "Being obsessed with Reddit" yesterday in /got/
It was weird
YOU'RE A FUCKING WHITE MALE
>>78334247
sure but he's allowed his two pence
>arrive in Perth on a workday
>gain two hours to be spent at work
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
>>78334291
nope fuck him
the non-anglo foreigners here all seem to unanimously hate the Mexican, not sure why
BETONTO
howling
just watched pickle rick
was better than i was expecting
don't know why you guys act as if the show is just bazinga-tier memes
there's substance
In reddit... things happen
hope quadroon women are allowed in the white ethnostate desu
>>78334307
dunno there's some backstory i'm missing
Love this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5CBhPDQDr4
>>78334279
And we are at some point, we even get pissed of with the spacing and starts called the person an idiot because of the "reddit spacing"
¿Estabas mirando a mis senos, señor?
>>78334323
uber is wanky yank shit that needs to go away asap
>>78334328
i like it but have to remind myself that 4chan says it's reddit so i won't watch it
>>78334338
fuck off slag, we know it's you
>>78334307
I prefer him over the Puerto Rican
press F for Big Ben, silenced until 2020s
>>78334350
¿Eres tú?
>>78334356
t. lives in some irrelevant inbred town where uber isn't a thing
i'm pickle riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick
which one of you made this post
John Barleycorn must die lads.
>>78334350
>>78334370
Usted son las misma persona, se van a la puta que te pario
>>78334371
piss off yankboo tipping culture is aids
doin a listen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7zk4as9kzA
>>78334323
>tipping taxi drivers
ye no thanks yank