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"The pledge" edition
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pity reply.
you're way late, butd
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>desperately looks for his ex on facebook

WHERE ARE YOU BITCH
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I'm quite literally a mix of Holden Caulfield, Richard Spencer, and Batman.
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>>78332449
If i don't do the pledge do I still get campaign funding?
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i'm absolutely a mix of my parents' genetic material and the environment they "raised" me in
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>>78334207
oyster i have a question. do you wan to be friends or enemies? or just acquaintances works fine too.
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>>78334201
block'd
or maybe she deleted her account
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>>78334201
idk cara. you were kinda ashamed of her a few days ago
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oyster is in love with me
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¿Estabas mirando a mis senos, señor?
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>being obsessed with your EX
pretty sad 2bh
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>>78334253
I still am, you skanky ass whore
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Duterte>>>drumpf
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>>78334253
Quoi? va te faire foutre jusqu'à tu saignes
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>>78334235

she doesnt have one

maybe she wil make one idk
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need to buy my jew pills or i will feel super anxious 2morrow and get electric shocks.
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>>78334253
Fan of this look here
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v this
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traps are gay
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>>78334315

Neuron supernova: Commies arent people
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I hurt myself today
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>>78334253
I don't speak carnitas
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>>78334251
i believe it
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3U8pAM4VXvI
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>>78334331
stop that
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>>78334325
NO
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TO SEE IF I STILL FEEL
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9kmBLbOyhr8

King of the hill isnt a good anim-
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need another crusade, buds
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>>78334426
Look what the Muslims did in my game
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>>78334471
show me your petunia
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>>78334447
good lad, TWM2 is the shit, you play with Stainless Steel?
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dont' like commies or left-wing partisans
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>>78332449
Why has everything turned to shit /cum/?

>Music is generic, autotuned garbage
>Football is all about twitter, haircuts and dabbing. Long gone are the days when Beckham was a bit of an eccentric. Now literally every fucker in the game behaves like a child. It's now got to the extent where it's a fucking novelty to have a player who is down to earth and plays for the love of the game/fans/club.
>Players now choose what club they like best rather than being fucking told what they like by their managers who used to run the fucking club
>£200 million transfers and every 3rd club is owned by Chinese or Middle Eastern "investors"
>Every 2 months there's a "new" Marvel movie which cost 500 billion in special effects and earns 10000 billion from the box office. What happened to Goodfellas, Pulp Fiction, Good Will Hunting, Fight Club etc.?
>We live in a world where 50% of "men" go to the gym, tweeze their monobrows and apply fake tan because "men" are spineless cunts who are desperate for female attention and this has caused a shift in the balance of power.
>"Men" in their 20s using things like Snapchat and Instagram as if they are 13 year old girls, I'm beyond embarrassed for our gender.
>Donald Trump, a reality TV star, is President of the United States, no, not like Arnie, he's actually President.
>He's on the brink of starting a nuclear war
>We've just voted to ignore every top expert in the world destroy our economy because of blind prejudice

Remember the 90s lads?
Remember when men were men, when Blair gave us some hope. When things were on the up. When we had the Stone Roses, Oasis, Blur and Radiohead.

Where did it all go so wrong?
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fucks sake, 40 minutes later and my ps4 is still updating
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>lads
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>>78334650
hi
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why do whites pretend to be superior to other races when they lost control of america to jews? that's more of a case for jewish supremacy. all white women should be bred by jewish cock to improve their gene pool.
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>I bought a current gen console
I feel bad for folk like that, I really do.
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>>78334670
>music
you're looking in the wrong places, friend.
there was generic garbage in the past too. no one remembers it now for a reason
>football
don't care lol
>movies
movies are for brainlets. you can still find good films if you know where to look and what to look for
>vapid men
idk about that. i don't spend my time looking at men
>social media
if you don't like it, don't associate with peopel who use it. be the change you want to see in the world
>CUNTPF
big success. love him
>nuclear war
alarmist nonsense. calm down, henny penny
>vote to destroy our economy
idk what's going on in brazil. sorry you fucked yourselves up with socialism or something
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>>78334670
you are a pretty princess.
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>>78334670
>£200 million transfers and every 3rd club is owned by Chinese or Middle Eastern "investors"
>Every 2 months there's a "new" Marvel movie which cost 500 billion in special effects and earns 10000 billion from the box office. What happened to Goodfellas, Pulp Fiction, Good Will Hunting, Fight Club etc.?

It all went to shit when 0.1% realized they can outptice everyone and win forever.
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rx vega is still sold out f am
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>if multicellular organisms are so great, how come they get killed by bacteria and viruses all the time, huh?
>checkmate eukaryote
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>>78334670

>Players now choose what club they like best rather than being fucking told what they like by their managers who used to run the fucking club

its not like this just started happening
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>>78334611
It doesn't run well on my laptop
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>>78334670
fedora
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Told my gf I cheated and she broke up with me lads. Feeling very sad tonight
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>lads
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>>78334878
you deserved it 2bh
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>>78334895
Yeh lad. I made her cry. Guess I belong on this website after all. Am just a horny scumbag
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what pokemon should i have in my party to impress girls?
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>>78334878
but you didn't actually cheat? i mean it would be a pretty existential thing to do to tell your gf/bf that you cheated when you didn't to experience the undeserved break
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>>78334924

typhlosion because he's the GOAT fire type
Pikachu because everybody loves pikachu
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>>78334951
I did cheat.
Im addicted to sex
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need to teach a smelly french girl how to shower
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do girls like guys with high k/d in battlefield
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do girls like guys with lots of claims in ck2?
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>>78335007
>tfw no french gf with black hair
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>>78335028
Girls just love cock.
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>>78335079
No
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>>78335087
thats gay
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>sign in on PS4 for first time in months
>get a message from random stranger hitting on me

clearly Ive been sitting on an untapped well of sex appeal
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who /waiting™/ here
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>>78335103
do you have a high k/d in battlefield?
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Hope /cum/ is ready for the start of the semester
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>>78335103
stop playing as girls
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>>78335136

I havent even played online MP on this console
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>>78335087
youd be surprise....
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>>78335134
Sure am
I have a crush on this cute flute playing girl in my department. I hope we have some classes together again. I'll hide behind bushes and listen to her practice outside anyway, but I WILL introduce myself this year. No more autism.
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how do i stop blowing off college
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>>78335134
Nope. Graduated this past may thank fuck. Finally don't have to worry about that shit anymore
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>>78335215
get more testosterone
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>>78335226
i have more body hair than this entire thread combined
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When I up, down and touch the ground
It puts me in the mood
Up, down and touch the ground
In the mood for food.
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>>78335232
>he thinks hair growth is affected by testosterone
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>using 4ch*n
hello r*ddit
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me on right
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I dont think I could look at my old yearbook again without becoming incredibly depressed
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>>78335192
Are you a music dork too?
BAHAHA what a shitty fucking degree right? Man I don't care, I just want to play music
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>>78335302
selena doing her best british accent?
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>>78335318
yaaaass
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>>78335307
why
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>>78335308
Yes, but I may change majors honestly. Don't think I'm talented enough to make it in music. So many of my classmates are lightyears beyond me. Might just do economics.
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>paying 100k to play a fucking flute at a hipster school
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>>78335344

looking back at all the friends I never talk to anymore, the girls I never tlaked to, the girl I never had a chance with, and the athletic teams I shouldve at least tried out for but never did

And reflecting on when I used to be happy
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LET ME PUT THE HEEEAD IN
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>>78335377
wtf is it i got tired before i watched it to the end
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rip /cum/
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>>78335549

F
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>>78335405
you'll be fine
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>>78335565
S
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>>78335573

I made maybe 1 friend my entire time at college

and he lives down in SoCal
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>>78335103
Hello sir
Post vegana
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>>78335549
Hmm yes a very sad day indeed.
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The United States has no future, is full of manchilds, degenerates, obeses and ethnic minorities.
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>>78335618
obeasts*
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*yaaawns*

Good morning
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>>78335628

Fuck off, José.
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>>78335596
most of my friends have moved away too, it's not a big deal
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>>78335661
no hablo espanyol
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>tfw moving to a dorm on the 19th
It's better than having to drive to and from the college that's nearly an hour away but I want to be away from everyone else
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>>78335664
>most of my friends can't moved from sofa
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>>78335682
jsut get an apartment near campus for crying out loud.
you'll save thousands
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>niggers
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>>78335357
Double major home slice, its possible. If you got into a school then you're plenty good, don't be discouraged. Just keep working hard. Practice really does make perfect
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>home slice
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>>78335727
Shut the fuck up!!
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getting thirsty, buds
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>>78335727
Pls. Its better than lad that's for sure.
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*grabs your bum*
did you say something?
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>>78335727

Shut the fuck up!!
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>>78335700
my parents didn't want to do that
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>>78335771
hey lad shut your fuckin mout
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>>78335781
are you a child?
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>!!
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*removes your hand*
Stop being rude, seriously
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>>78335727
Shut the fuck up!!
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>>78335790
I'm 18 and have no money
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*pretends not hear you*
hmmm?
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why does socialized healthcare work in Canada but would be a bad idea for the USA? Is it because of the blacks and Mexicans that would just abuse and leech of it?
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>>78335824
does the university not pay your bills?
you could also get a job. i had friends that left home before they graduated highschool and paid for college out of pocket.
don't be a slave to mommy's purse
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>>78335833

The United States has no future, is full of manchilds, degenerates, obeses and ethnic minorities.
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>>78335833
what do you mean by "work?"
canadian healthcare is slower than ours.
blacks and mexicans already abuse our healthcare system. poor people get free shit through medicare
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>>78335224
>tfw was gonna have this feel but they didn't accept some piddly humanities and fine arts class, so now I'm stuck taking music appreciation and intro to philosophy
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>>78335853
obeasts*

>>78335866
or is it medicaid?

>>78335871
the only liberal arts classes you should take are the higher maths
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>>78335884
>obeasts*

Gracias, José.
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>>78335899
no hablo espanyol, essay
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>>78335884
medicaid is for poor people
medicare is for old/disabled
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>>78335919
ty, bud
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>>78335615
What the fuck.
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>>78335833
People will just make up reasons forever, there really is none
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>didn't have extra flags on and accidentally replied to fl*rida
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>>78335615
>>78335936
Me on the right
You on the left
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>>78335952
me with the camera
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>>78335915

¿Has olvidado la lengua de tus padres mejicanos, José?
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Marijuana + Vicodin is a great combo
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shan't be parsing the mudspeak through google translate
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I just reached a 600-day streak in Duolingo
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AtStr0QR3FE
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>>78335985
Nice bud. How do you find the motivation for that?
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>>78335985
what language?
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>>78336030
thank you for sharing this
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>>78335985

Im at 38
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>>78336030
https://youtube.com/watch?v=2MzK17RaS-k

Much better
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>>78336108

outdone by its stage predecessor

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHwHiymSojk
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do any of you know about project euler?
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>>78336128
It WON'T FUCKING LOAD
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>do any of you know about project euler?
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you could have just said "no"
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78336174
I work on them at work and my boss coworkers get mad that Im slacking off
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gnight, /cum/
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I could go for some taco salad right now that stuff is so good
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>>78336616
Eat my taco
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>>78336656
ew no
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I don't want to die, but I would like to upload my mind into the internet
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don't you have work to do?
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Anyone else afraid that they are going to sexually assault someone one day?
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S
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>>78336041
i dont
>>78336046
one ill never use (danish)
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>>78337020
who thought it was a good idea to get a whale out of the sea?
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>>78337020
>haha we killed a white woman but it's okay because she was fat

nazis are out to destroy white people once again
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>>78337322
americans are anglos! not white!
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>>78337322
>good night white pri-
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does any1 want 2 join my club ?~
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>>78337322
wait i thought the killed woman was somehow kawaii
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how to become Chad?
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>>78337522
i want to cana-chan!!
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>>78337542
Be yourself
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>>78337690
I tried for the past 26 years. didn't work
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>>78337697
Work out and get /fit/ maybe? Or have a good paying job lol
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>>78337710
already omw to getting /fit/, but it's gonna take at least a year
how do I become Chad in <1 month?
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>>78337542
stop being dutch
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>>78337040
>anyone else afraid that they have such little impulse control that they can't keep themselves from sexually assaulting women?
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she probably wouldn't have died if she were 200lbs less
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>>78337453
literally no indicator she was antifa

being part of a counter protest against neo nazis waving swastikas doesn't make you antifa just like counter protesting the WBC doesn't make you an atheist

they just killed a white woman who wasn't even antifa, truly heroes of the white race
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I WANT TO BE WELL I WANT TO BE WELL I WANT TO BE WELL I WANT TO BE WELL I WANT TO BE WELL I WANT TO BE WELL
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lol
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>>78334670
>Football
>Beckham
Fuck off.
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>>78334998
>Im addicted to sex
No male under 30 should be allowed to say that. This is yet another way in which you young fags have been brainwashed. Wanting to fuck everything is normal when you're 20.
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>>78338655
L.O.L
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fuck you janny, you're a dumb fucking jobless neet
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>hating someone for their race, but not their weight
I don't understand you goobers.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-mzfnUIdzq4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S41XFYRX6Bs

these always gives me chills desu

"scv good to go"... welding noises...
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>>78339657
did you even have computers in africa,
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>>78339799
all of the GOAT games run on windows 95 my dude
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Just ate a cock for breakfast and it tasted like salamander
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le denmark face
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le finland face
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>>78340545
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>>78340636
>>78340720
we /scandicum/ nao
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People really high on Cocaine can be quite scary.
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Cocks taste SO GOOD
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>>78340948
Did your cartel leader get high on cocaine?
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>>78340834
we sure are >>78340958
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>>78340988
umm pretty rude to say that?
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>>78340988
Some dude at the hostel was so high on coke last night and was super pushy with girls that weren't interested, and was super aggressive towards me.
Pretty shitty desu
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>>78341034
Why else would he say people high on cocaine are scary please use your brain
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>>78341080
some normal people also use coke, it's not exclusive to criminals, dummy-cana
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>>78341072
Should have sucked his dick for some of that white gold desu
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>>78341072
soo how did it go on your date?
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>>78341072
also was it a tourist or a mexican?
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>>78341072
Whenever normies do anything like this, whether they're high off just emotion and aggression or drugs or they're drunk or just whatever makes them act like fucking asshats every second I sort of get happy that I was a loser in high school and never got into drugs or had friends or drama.

Like I was overhearing this girl where I work (she seems like 20 or younger) talk (more like half-yell at anyone who would listen) about how glad she was her son is turning 3 so he could fuck off to school and how much she despises taking care of him and how much she hates his dad etc etc etc

Like fucking christ. also as far as I can tell the dad isn't allowed to see him but on the weekends even though she's very VERY obviously an immature and shitty mother. but maybe he's worse, I don't have any idea

Point is normies suck and getting older and watching them turn from chads and stacies into shitty pissed off adults is amusing
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Would you...

Massage my feet if I took off my bra?
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>>78341123
I don't think I'm gonna do that
>>78341156
>>78341188
He was a Mexican tourist from the north.
Have had some nice dates so far. All very good!
>>78341241
Dunno some normies are alright
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>>78341362
why would a guy wear a bra, what's wrong with you?
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People in Dubai don't like The Flintstones much, but people in Abu Dhabi do.
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my maid outfit is supposed to arrive today
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>>78342273
you gonna wear it for me?
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Do Americans really slather mayonnaise all over their sandwiches like it's a spread? Why do Americans do this?
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is it faggot o'clock ?
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Euros get the fuck out
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*sees all euros leaving*
*hide behind the couch so i can stay*
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>>78337889
So the same logic goes for people protesting the removal of the Robert E. Lee statue, they weren't all neo Nazis.
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what arre you dumbasses listening?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XhojQTv5qyI
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>>78343804
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Ogxy1hcT54
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to summoning
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>>78344016
Absolutely terrible Thread
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Morning /cum/bums
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PAGE 8?!?
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>>78345542
not anymore :^) page 2
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>>78345657
women should be seen, not heard.
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>Florida
>Weather is mostly cloudy and rainy
Why tf is it called "The sunshine state"?
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>>78334670
why the fuck do you look up blair idiot

hate turd worlders
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im back from work you guys
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>>78346013
I'm at work
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>tfw somebody messages you and you know they're about to ask you to do something for them
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>yo anon what's up? :)
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What did he mean by this?
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>can you help me with...
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Will it get kill?
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>>78346678
>the rockets would have to fly over japan
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>>78346764
they will use snubmarines
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>>78346678
>>78346764
>>78346786
I guarantee you that Nork will do literally nothing as long as the states are involved. Kim Jong Un is crazy, but he isn't suicidal.
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>>78346904
Maybe he is, maybe he wants to do the ultimate mass murder followed by suicide, he's butthurt that gook from the south has the record right now.
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>>78346953
Maybe, but North Korea is so nationalistic that just burning out like that isn't an option for them. Chances are they'll just collapse after their economy is totally crippled like every other communist system.
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the internet has ruined my perception of women
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>>78347070
Then stop deriving your perception of reality from 4chan memes.
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>>78337542
toothpaste milkshakes
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>>78347116
It's not 4chan that ruined my perception of women, it's places are twitter, tumblr, geocities, reddit, etc. that ruined my perception of women.

When I imagine somebody I'm replying to on 4chan it's pretty much always me replying to myself.
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>>78347129
thanks for responding 6 hours later
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>>78347151
>When I imagine somebody I'm replying to on 4chan it's pretty much always me replying to myself.

I hope not because pic related is what I imagine the average 4channer as
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>>78347151
Women IRL ruined my perception of women
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>>78347201
Well I don't visit /pol/ so that's probably why I don't have that perception of 4chan.

I've been on this website for over 10 years so most of what I read here I still consider a work of fiction and read almost everything with a sarcastic tone.
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>>78347151
That's your problem right there. All those sites are the equivalent of hanging out with the catty girls in high-school. Real life women tend to be normal people.
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Why is there so much shitposting about America by Germans? It's not just here, it's every board.
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why aren't you studying Japanese right now?
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>>78347250
Yes that's exactly what I said, the internet has ruined my perception of women.
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>>78346786
I don't think the NK submarines are even capable of launching regular missiles yet alone nuclear ones; they're used as training vessels in normal countries. They're certainly not nuclear powered, unless they've managed to hide something or make their own.
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>>78347264
Because Tagalog is the future.
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the gf(bf)
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>>78347163
gien probliem
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>>78347285
So start talking to normal women in real life. Not in a romantic way, but just chatting with random people. Unless you're innacity, you'll find that basically everybody is a decent person.
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>>78347293
pinoys are the most powerful race in the world
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>>78347346
>you'll find that basically everybody is a decent person

Literally this. Yesterday I was in a plane with a guy with a gucci bag, prada hat stuff. My first intention was that he was a real cunt.

Appeared he was a real cool guy desu. We chatted up pretty much the entire flight and he has a better life than mine.
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>>78347346
No, don't do this, women will trick you, they are evil
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>>78347427
>No, don't do this, women will trick you, they are evil

Literally this. Yesterday I was in a plane with some lady with a gucci bag, prada hat stuff. My first intention was that she was a real cunt.

Appeared I was completely right desu. She complained pretty much the entire flight and I have a worse life than hers.
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>>78347427
>women will trick you, they are evil
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>>78346678
Another question: is it possible that he says he fires off a warning shot and that he bombs the sea near Guam?
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>>78347585
Their missile program is so defunct they'll probably shoot the ocean several miles away and claim it was a warning shot to cover for their failure.
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>>78347496
Most women are okay, but this leaf is full of shit, most women are terrible.
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>>78347551
That's the most popular bait post in the history of 4 chinzzz
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>>78347637
>Most women are okay
>most women are terrible.
That's not how majorities work. Also, I specifically ruled out city women. City people in general aren't to be trusted. Rural and small town people tend to be bro-tier.
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>>78347637
>Most women are okay
>most women are terrible

Which one is it? They're terribly okay?
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>>78347706
Rural women are still bickering whores, especially if they have kids.
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stop talking about girls.
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>>78347749
t.Innacity bum
Rural women are great. A bit gossipy perhaps, but still great.
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No
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>>78347781
We're talking about women, we have class, run along little boy u fuckin swag fag
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>>78347807
All women gossip, it's their nature. I love women.
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>>78347852
gossip is cancer
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>>78347852
Exactly. This anon gets it.
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>>78347861
Says the kissless virgin
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>>78347877
I haven't been a virgin for 13 years
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>>78347899
you're dad molesting you as a child doesn't count as losing your virginity.
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>>78347927
Is that common in Canada?
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>>78347948
No. He's just projecting probably.
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The gf
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t'was just une blague

i need to study nihongo right now
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why are there no good online games any more
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>>78348036
Because the community always ruins them
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>>78348036
OSRS is still pretty good, albeit outdated.
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>>78348115
>OSRS
>good
lmfao
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>>78348153
I think it's good ;_;
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>>78348036

League of Legends, DOTA 2, CSGO, Overwatch, PUBG
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>>78348187
league is fucking garbage fuck you
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>>78348171
Runescape is a shit game dude. You are only addicted to the nostalgia and got roped in to the grind, just quit like I did. It isn't worth the time wasted.
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>>78348206

I don't think so, just has that same image Call of Duty used to have where only little kids play it, but oh well.
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>>78348228
I'm far from addicted. Haven't played for more than a month. I've played on and off for a couple years and it's mostly for the people interactions and having something to occupy time when I don't have anything to do.
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>>78348187
all of those games have awful communities
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morning, /cum/dumpsters
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>>78348316

remember when you could play runescape and people would talk to each other? Now theyre all cooped up in clan chats or friend chats and the world is silent and lifeless
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>>78348502
You can still chat with people. Just avoid anybody over level 50 or so and you can get pretty good discussions going. Those are f2p worlds tho, so maybe members worlds are a bit different.
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why are so many women into rape fetishes

why do they think its rape if they actually want it to happen
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tell me
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White genocide will start in the next 15 years
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>>78348629
n my opinion, The Beverly Hillbilles was so successful because it was a multi-layered show. On the surface, it has well timed slapstick and well written wise-cracks, but digging a little deeper reveals something much more interesting. At it's core, The Beverly Hillbillies is a criticism of modern Americanism. Think about it: every member of the Clampett family represents an old-timey value or characteristic that's been left in the dust as the world keeps on advancing away from traditional values.
Jed embodies traditional masculinity through his simple, honest responsibility. His major conflict is leading his family through tough times while also trying to adapt to his new life.
Elly May represents the youthful innocence of yesteryear, the likes of which have long since vanished from today's teenagers.
Jethro is the classic uncomplicated youth. Always pursuing some wild dream at the drop of a hat, his simple persona conflicting with a complicated and corrupt world, all the while remaining blissfully unaware of the darkness he constantly brushes shoulders with.
Granny is the personification of elderly tenacity and perseverance. She's guided exclusively by the old ways and is totally disinterested in modernism. She bears the mental and physical scars of old age, yet she still manages to keep pace with the rest of the gang.
The show also tackles TONS of issues that even modern dramas shy away from. Consumerism, change, death, time, politics, ageing, racism, sexism, elitism, extremism, idolization, greed, peer pressure, raising a child, throw-away culture, historical nuance, ethics, frivolity, rivalry, pacifism, retaliation, preserving the past, accepting the future, forgiveness, societal norms, rebellion, cultural objectivism, thankfulness, love, etc.
Despite tackling so many issues, the show never seems preachy. They always succeed in portraying both sides of an argument and giving credit where credit is due in the form of Jed's monologues and ramblings.
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......
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so the host from GTA V's non stop fm is the actual Cara
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>>78348742
Despite it’s criticism of the modernistic lifestyle, we also see the benefits represented fairly as well. Miss Jane is the diamond in the rough of societal progress. Her first interaction with the Clampetts is representative of how the new world and the old world are at odds with each-other, but the understanding nature of the Clampetts and the open-mindedness of Miss Jane managed to bridge the gap and create a compromise, thus showing us that there exists a happy medium. She acts as the guide through a totally incomprehensible world for the Clampetts, rationalizing the old and explaining the new. At first she’s hesitant to take on the old ways of the titular characters, but she quickly comes to see merit in their simple outlook on life and everything else.
The Drysdales, however, are representative of the natural conflict that must exist between polar opposites. At first, Mr. Drysdale is only interested in their money, but he gradually warms up to them as time goes on. His character walks a fine line between maximizing profit and remaining on good terms with the Clampetts, who practically scorn money for all intents and purposes. At first, he’s the typical grouch with a heart of gold once you get to know him, but he’s gradually eaten up by greed as time goes on and eventually turns into an underhanded antagonist. Mrs. Drysdale, however, is never friendly towards the Clampetts. Her character is above all else a social butterfly. As such, she’s trapped in her box to the point that anything of less than perfect poise and social presentation is a direct affront to her livelihood. In a way, she’s a direct parallel to Granny in that they’re both firmly rooted in their ways and refuse to budge from them. Unlike Mrs. Drysdale, Granny eventually softens up towards some topics and accepts the progress that has occurred since she was first introduced into the world.
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>>78348757
You just noticed that?
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>>78348774
>>78348774
>>78348774
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>>78348785
We also see a totally alternate perspective on life and the value of things as well. The Clampetts judge the luxuries of modern life purely from a functional point of view. Their impressions of a pool table as a “fancy eatin’ table, the swimming pool as a “cement pond”, the tennis court as a stock pen, etc. This is the writers stepping back and taking a look at the common frivolities so many of us experience, yet fail to see the absurdity of.
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>>78348355

And? You can mute (voice) chat
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>>78345749
when i was in florida for a week i think it rained once, and it was a sunshower that lasted less than an hour
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>>78334670
>Where did it all go so wrong?
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