Why are Indian guys so bad at online dating?

Rape you next week.

Bad, what do you mean bad? This guy is obviously a master.

Well done, Rajeev

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pajeet thread
post your pajeets

OPEN BOOBS!

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>>78331564

>Go to facebook
>Check auto-filtered messages
>It's always Indians with their broken English pick up lines

Seems Muslims are on the rise though, seeing more and more Indian-tier opening lines them from nowadays.

Top kek

>>78331660
Lol, this is gold m8.

>>78331564
The real question is why are pajeets so bad at comedy
http://funwaa.com

My favorite is how Indians will comment on technical/academic articles with "Sir"
It's not something to make fun of, I just think it's funny the respect they show even in some random ass comment section.

>>78331631
this tbqh

>>78331712
80 hours? what kind of clock is it

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show bob

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>>78331564

>>78331761

Sir it is clock of Indian new time standard when super power India in 2030

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>>78331696
Actually laughed

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>>78331696
good lord

>>78331818
notice:
>white servant

>>78331888
Dang it, that's cancerous

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More than 7000 Indians poo while you read this post.

>>78331818
it's an international joke btw, i have heard it in russian

>>78331888
this is literally just middle aged women humour

hello beutifel show vaggyna yes yes

>>78331920
Are you blind? That's clearly a Brazilian.

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>>78331964
post russian translation

>>78331964
that joke probably goes back to Roman days

older than the street as they would say here

>>78332059
it makes sense if you know what a rakhi is and why they'd tie it to their hands

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>>78332059
What?

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kinda liked this one tbqh

>>78331805
Things to do next week
raep

>>78332060

here is one of the most popular versions https://www.anekdot.ru/id/310829/

note it's marked as "repeated jokes"

>>78331564
they learn pick up lines from pornhub

>>78332104
rakhi is apparently some gift (some kind of a ribbon?) which is made to your brother

>>78331564
he is traiting you

>>78331564
Do you legitimately believe even half of these are real?

>>78332313
google says it's a well known indian cricketer, that kind of jokes if pretty culture specific

>>78331761
>Bo:bs

>>78332376
of course it is an indian joke site

>>78332376
Still terribly unfunny though

>>78332323
go on any cricinfo comment section if you want to see the autism of your countrymen

>>78331674
You want some fuck?

>>78332323
ok rape u next week

>>78332323
you legitimately do not?

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kill me already

>>78332497
What's wrong with broken English in Cricinfo, but literally no one talks like the pic in the OP.
>>78332664
No.

>>78332845
lets take the poo to the loo

>>78331761
Eastern Siberia

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>tfw when you end up seeing fucking whatsapp forwards on /int/

>>78332845
Take a deep breath
YUCK

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>>78331564
It has to do with inexperience and/or low IQ. "Pajeets" are all around the globe.

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>>78332578

Here's one of the new Muslims with their classy pick up lines.

>>78333256
This guy's on fleek

>>78333271
So, if I write properly in English, I have a chance?

>>78331818
Not a perfect translation of the original joke. There should be the word 'fight' instead of the word 'problem'

>>78331564
Why would anyone be surprised that Indian men are shitting all over their own chances?

>>78332195
That's quite genius if you think about it
Look at how much sex the actors are getting

>>78332323
can confirm
they are 1000% real

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>>78333438

>>78333438
>>78333652
Hot!

>>78333256
I don't think hajis have a low IQ. They're just super autistic.

>>78331564
OPEN YOUR BOOBS

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Oh dear, just how many people browse /pol/?

>>78332313
>>78332376
>>78332418
>>78332439
as a cricketing nation, it's good gags y'all missing out

>>78331564
Guys he's obviously a dedicated vegan looking for vegan pictures.

Online dating is for sub human

>>78337039

t. Tinder ugly

>>78337120
T.Virgin who can't date IRL