You have 10 seconds to act as German as possible.

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>>78331515
in my mind: hitler did nothing wrong

outside: welcome refugees

"Don't stop stroking my shaft, Muhammed. Schnell!"

REFUGEES WELCOME

The next one is going to be our victory, I just need to wait a bit more for them to lower their guard

ja ja! dast ist fantastich!

a meme phrase in russia btw from the old german porno

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>>78331515
>where you from
>e....lsewhere
Faggot my ancestors shared land with you guys, nothing germans do is seperated from Europe.

Why are Germans self haters?

Sind Sie A. P. Nikkola!?

germany does not rule over the EU, now accept all these refugees we invited in or suffer our wrath

DIE HAUSORDNUNG IST EINZUHALTEN KEIN LÄRM NACH 20:00!

>>78331740
Die Juden

>>78331776
How could Europeans do this to Germany?

>>78331515
Jawohl!

>>78331969

>Meanwhile people are literally starving and dying of medical care in US streets

Gotta Kiss Daddy trump and rich asses some more, right Yankee?

BWAHAHAHAHAHA

>>78332041
>>>/leftypol/

>>78331726
ich komme
german vintage porn 5/5

>>78332061

Sorry can't hear your Burger Tears over my stable job, garunteed pension and garunteed healthcare ;)))))))))))))))

>>78332114
>garunteed pension and garunteed healthcare
All of which is going to Khalid and Ngu. ;)))))))))))

>>78331515
Volkswagen
Jagermeister
Bundesliga
Rammstein
Kraftwerk
Autobahn
Mein Kampf

time ran out

Woh ist mein Forklift Simulator disc?

Hmm. I'm uncomfortable.

>>78332138
>as an american, let me tell you about your country
cring

eins
zweit
Nine
Ten
Ich liebe dich mutter

JA JA
WRUSTTELS JA

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>Tfw americunts never get to live here

Orgasmic

>>78332255
So I hear tell that Mozart's birthplace was turned into a refugee shelter.

VAKE UPP IN ZE MORNINK FEELIN LIKE DER FUHRER

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>>78332294

In a country where the president lies about crowd sizes I'm not at the least bit suprised you believe all the other fake news xD

>>78332158
Carolin: Finally, I get a real man in my life/bed.

>>78331515
Everything

>>78332221

>German efficiency is the most false stereotype

Absolutely confirm this. Even France is better than Germany with administrational efficiency.

>>78331515

VE MUST IMPORT MORE REFUGEES VE ARE NOT NAZI, LOOK HOW MULTI-CULTI VE ARE!

VERE IS THE SAUSAGE?

At least we have mosques!

I really tried to write something funny, but I can't. There are no fun or purpose.

>>78332767
the most German post yet.

>>78332528
It's a joke, right?!

>>78332823
What's a joke? If you wish to laugh you must first go in the basement or the neighbours will hear you having fun and call the police

>>78332823

It's a joke that Germans are efficient? Yes

also this >>78332851

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>>78332851

>If you wish to laugh you must first go in the basement or the neighbours will hear you

f r i t z l i n t e n s i f i e s

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I always cringe when burgers (not capitalised due to lack of respect) talk about us

i love Germans. best guy

Germany died in 1945.

>>78331740
WE

WUZ

>>78333177

Did you know neighbour? Apparently all we live for is for Muhammeds welfare check and Europe is less safe than the US

ayy lmao

>>78333217

>Did you know neighbour?

What? Can you repeat that in English?

>Europe is less safe than the US

Stop projecting your fritzl fantasies on the rest of the EU hans

>>78333279

>>78333217
is meant for

>>78333016

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I cannot respect anyone who unironically likes, defends or cheers at Germany. We're still better than the US but that doesnt mean anything, can't get worse than this.

>>78333489
t. mehmet

>>78332114
If you were smart or strong, you'd have a variant of those things regardless, but you need the state to care for you.
Pathentic.

>>78333773
you're living in the country with 3rd world wages, ridiculous rape statistics, death penalty for petty crimes, drug cartels, religious extremism and so on.
Whatever you read on breitbart, America is a thousand times worse.

>>78333217
yes?

>>78333835
>3rd world wages
Er...

>>78333835
Yes and now you wilñ be cucked with negroids who were the true europeans and germans before you enslaved them and brought them to germany, they ww
Ere born in germany and so are german, tgere is no german nation after all.

>>78334005
There is no native european.

>>78331740
Maybe you should go see how people around the world react when you say you are from here.
Little hint: it's definitely not a sympathy plus point

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Zip file

>>78331515
*carries the dead weight that is the eu with my economic power*

>>78334005
at least I'm not American.
Now die for the petrodollar or get shot.

>>78331515
Why should you ever question authority?

Why are Germans and Americans always have a quarrel?
They are almost same as each other. please make a friendly.

>>78331678
Bugs... easy on the carrots.

>>78334557
German / American relationship is quite good compared to, for example British / german.
Americans are still good friends

>>78334557
How about I make a friendly with your mom?

>>78334602
is German to British relationship so bad?
Why? Brexit?

>>78334620
er umm not bad.

>>78334668
>why?

Because when it comes to us brits are polish-tier butthurt and go full "MEMBER DE WAR!" and many other things.
It has only gotten worse because of brexit.

>>78334668
No, finances. They were about to merge the German & British stock market, which they obviously can't after resetting the trade agreements etc to pre-war conditions. Ignore that nazicuck memeposter above me.

>>78334777
From what I heard it was blocked by the commission.

>>78334828
It's the stock market. It's always the thing you're most distracted from. Nobody gives a shit about european integrity and the happy EU friendship.

>>78332221
This post is surprisingly true. It makes me wonder if the rest of the world is extremely shitty, if so many people come here.

>>78334761
>>78334777
i see. thank you for tell me that.
it's too bad. it isn't necessary merge to the German and British stock market.
but i think Brexit isn't bad choice, if they're really wants it.
Britons wants independence from the EU. therefore they must be have independent his market.

>>78331773
Jeder Zivilistierte Mensch hält sich dran duhmösi

>>78332221
this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CgOgMl-1qY

>>78331515
Heil Hitler

>>78331515
"in the name of Allah"

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>>78331678
T-that's not true. Delet this. We truly love our rapefugees.

>>78331754
I understood that reference.


DIE TÜRKE! JEDEN TAG SO SCHNELL, JAAHAHAHA!

How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, we are very efficient and don't have a sense of humour.

>>78336433
>>78331754
What do germans think about finnish humour?
https://youtu.be/K5d7BfjE3Hc

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welcome to my ponzi scheme :D

>>78334602
>Americans are still good friends
I don't notice it on /int/ though. The only country that responds with more hostile posts towards Americans than Germany is probably Ireland

>>78331515
Refugees are welcome here. I welcome the genocide of the wh*te "people". Glory to Ataturk.

I'm currently wearing socks with sandals

>>78331515
EU very good praise EU

>>78336502
perfectly captured the nature of the Tatort series

>>78334897
money

*drives at vehicle's top speed while remaning perfectly calm*

>>78332221
Forgot CZ

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>germans are wh-

*plans the destruction of Europe*

Germans don't deserve all the bullying on this site.

>>78331515
MOSKAU MOSKAU RUSSLAND IST EIN SCHÖNES LAND

>>78342641
SCHMEIẞT DIE GLÄSER AN DIE WAND
HAHAHOHOHO HEY

>>78332221
Sadly, this.

>>78336396
"Good Aryan pupper!"

>>78331515
JA JA SCHEISSEN SIE IN MEINE MUSCHI

ICH HABE EIN NEUE DATENVERARBEITUNGSANLAGE ANGESCHÄFT

>>78336579
every nation on /int/ takes shots at the US.

>>78344160
Was für Daten ferarbeitet die Anlage den so?

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>>78344261
Even other American take shots at other Americans

Wo ist der Donaudampfschiffahrtsgesellschaftskapitän?

I was born in South Brazil.

*invades poland*

Du

>>78345352
Du hast mir gefragt, und ich hab' nichts gesagt!

>>78336579
I refer to real life, but your statement is true, unfortunately

>>78345352
(Du)

>>78332821
Is this meant to be a joke?

Am I missing something?

>>78331515
*let's gf work at refugee center where she starts sleeping with a Syrian (Pakistani) "refugee".

*drink a can of grafenwalder while watching alarm fur cobra 88*

>>78332221
>Our cities are dirty, our people are assholes and our politicians are clueless

Sounds like France desu.

>>78345791
You have to use several levels of irony to get it

>>78332821
lel

>>78343544
>>78336051
>>78334897
>>78332528
>>78332221
confirmed for never having lived outside of Germany.

t. Deutscher

WIR SIND UBERMENSCH UND SCHEISE
Hande hoch! Schnell, schnell!

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>>78346614
Theres a Pole at my work who lived in Germany for years and he said their efficiency is outstanding in their Warehouse vs. this English warehouse we both work in.

But he said you weren't allowed to talk on the job lel.

I think you can find examples of the German autism/efficiency everywhere. They over-engineered G11 that shoots rounds out of little wooden boxes and spins the rounds around in the gun, for example.

it was discontinued because it was so complicated and overengineered, even though it didn't need reloading and had incredible accuracy.

Does an Islamic prayer count if you accidently laugh during it?
https://youtu.be/am15b_cnoE0

I love EU

>>78346825
>WWII
>Panzers are so complicated only trained mechanics can fix them
>American tanks can be repaired by the average GI
>of course it helped that the US had an established car culture while only the upper class in Europe owned cars in those days

>>78331515
>Gets molested in the streets while the "men" do nothing

>>78331515
Fickt die USA

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Murr

>>78331515
"Give my daughter to Abadallah al Refugi"

>>78331515
Ich bin so dumm wie Amerikaner.
Ich lecke gern Arsch von Islamisten und Chinesen.

I'm Greek

>>78331515
America is evil and Russia is great.

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HALTEN
*immigrates to Portugal because they turned their country into shit*
DU SAGST
*marries Portuguese women and men and try to be Portuguese*
WIR WARE
*goes to the beach and digs holes*
KONIGE
*drives up prices of the houses for locals because for some reason they don't stop moving here*
UND SCHEIßE
*tells story of how Germany efficiency is a meme and how cities suck and are filled with immigrants and that's why they moved here*

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>>78352382
Again there is literally nothing wrong with digging holes on beaches

>>78352556


>tfw German neighbors
>tfw more are coming next year
>tfw they are young and already having kids
>tfw a girl friend of mine is dating a German dude
>tfw my brother is dating a German girl

Thanks a bunch, EU.

>>78334026
basques?

was studieren sie denn so

>>78352765
They come to settle amongst their Schwabische brethren.

>>78353013
"Suebians" descendants are only like 15%/20% at best, and that's in the North.

>>78331515
>attacks Poland

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>be an amerikan
>die because you forgot to tip the guy who performs your weight loss surgery

hahahahahaha

>>78353432
>kill and rape belgians on your way to invade France once again

>>78353616
lmoa

>>78350260
This is the most accurate post so far

>>78336396
good aryan pupper

>>78352382
At least they try to assimilate.

>>78331515
>ruins europe

>>78336396
good aryan pupper

>>78353196
gotta drive that number up again then

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=haEV2WiQ7qk
I'm German now.

Ahh mein hexenschusse

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>>78356919
>dgw unvermehrt

*gets up at 3 und 30 am pünktlich wie die Maurer to claim die sunbeds*

>>78359572
What non-Germans don't understand, this is not actually about actually getting the sundbed but rather about the moment of triumph when you have been earlier than someone else to get one.