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The great failure of the RadCent experiment edition

F
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>drudge
brainlet
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EXPOSED
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Reckon the out of state lefties shouldn't have flooded Virginia with their bizarro world nonsense to begin with if they knew what was good for 'em
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misa
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first
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F
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What's up with those stupid cosplay-tier hats some US policemen wear?
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>>78325413
You know what that star on your flag stands for don't ye pardner?
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>>78325431
>dem governor
>2 dem senators
>voted for a dem in the last 3 presidential elections
Virginia is a blue state now. Virginia is a colony of DC.
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>>78325452
>France deliberately tries to make a point by electing their own Hillary
>End up with frog Trump in disguise
>mfw
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>>78325497

sovereignty
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I KNOW I KNOW I LET YOU DOWN
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>>78325501
thats what u think famalam

Actually very conservative outside of Richmond proper and parts of NOVA (where the snobby DC refugees live)
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is this the ideal female form?
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why are americans such shit soldiers ?
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oooh my cock is soo hard

I th-think I'm gonna cum ooh it hurts so much

even the slightest sexual stimulation would make my cock erupt like a volcano
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why is el hatiANO so desperate for Big Strong /cum/ (you)'s
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>>78325628
Do you guys even have soldiers?
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>>78325527
You know where you copied it from right?
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@haitian scum retard idiot
kys
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how does one acquire an asian gf
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>>78325662

borrowed
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>>78325628
Too many brain dead nigs and spics
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>>78325698
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>>78325628
american soldiers are retards and homosexuals
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>>78325698
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>>78325692
Plagiarised
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>>78325709
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eating pasta with white sauce
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>>78325736
>s
FOL
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>>78325736
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>>78325736

took inspiration from
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looks like i hit a nerve haha

>kys
cringe, dumb amerinigger
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While I was over in Florida I was in a store that was being attacked by a group of BLM protestors, a lot of the black people kept slandering my race for no reason while I tried to buy some vegetables. One even tried to take my purchased items.

Is this customary in the Land of the Free and Home of the Brave?
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>>78325771
c*Nadian
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>>78325843
yea we're trying to kill them
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>>78325732
so is every male in your shitty family
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>>78325632
*kisses the tip
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homosexuals should be put in prison
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>>78325772
Come back once you've won a war statelet
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>putting homos in prison
>not just executing them
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>>78325933
a bit inhumane
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>a bit inhumane
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should put CHI's in concentration camps
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>>78326034
it already exists, its called California
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sometimes i wish i was a rural tribesman in the mountains of Afghanistan
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>>78326100

delet this
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homoes should be stoned
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i'm your king
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helo frens
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>>78326275

sup texas
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>>78326283
sup americano
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>>78326275
>>78326323
where the fuck have you been?
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>>78326370
busy
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tell me the real reason you're learning 中文 anon chan
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>buy bagged milk
>can't pour out a glass without tearing one of the bags
>don't have anything to store the milk that I'm not going to drink in
Who the fuck invented this meme?
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>>78326463

learning italian
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>>78326463
>real reason you're learning 中文
I want to buy stuff on Chinese ebay. But actually I'm only learning English.
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>leafs keep their milk in BAGS

CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP
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these are fishes
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1TYsJFkoUo
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>all this milk talk

oh well guess I'll just have to drink a glass of ice cold whole fat milk now haha cyyaa should probs go to bed but i had an excessive nap again and woke up only 9pm....not tired yet in the slightest
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>>78326597
Milk used to be delivered at the door by milkmen. Glass can freeze and crack so plastic bags were preferred. When plastic jugs came out consumers preferred them but producers usually didn't want to incur the cost. Most Canadians use cardboard or plastic jugs now, although bags are available too.
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>stupid yanks and their milk jugs
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my favorite thing in life is bacon, eggs, and toast recently.
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>>78326809
I've been into eating raw eggs recently.
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I mean, yeah, I could post my cock here if I wanted to, but why should I?
Just to please your sick fantasy?
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Gf found the empty booze bottles haha
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i'm so fucking degenerate, how do i stop being a internet retard/asshole
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My wife is a musician

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mGrcG-7EeVk
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>eggs sunny side up
>raw
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I just wanna see it. Whats the big deal? Win win for everyone.
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Califag in Maine here, why are Maine girls so thicc?
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>>78327060
I also went from CA to ME and noticed this
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how can white "womyn" compete
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>>78327089
Yeah man every single one has a big ass and thick legs, it's driving me fucking crazy
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nuke me daddy
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>>78327311
hello downy
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>>78327248
Give them a couple drinks of Allens coffee brandy with milk and you'll be up to your neck in fisherman's daughter.
How'd you get from CA to ME? I'm from Riverside and ended uo in Eastport, ME.
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>>78327398
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thinkings of going to korea and japong
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>tfw not white
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>>78327515
>tfw not white
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>>78327530
>washington DC
no shit
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>cant stop spending money on booze
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>>78327412
Haha I'll have to give that a try

I'm actually from socal but my aunt and cousins live in new england, they've built a vacation home out near Jonesport and invited me to come out and see them. I've been one time before and loved it but was too prepubescent to notice all the thicc booty girls at the time.
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>tfw white
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>>78327616
German,Dutch, Anglo or Scandinavian ?
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>>78327656

anglo/eastern european
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>German
>Scandinavian
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78327616
hmm
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>>78327667
are you discriminated because of your white skin in California?
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ingo dorfus
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>>78327537
>tfw I'm black but i'm a transplant and live in NW dc in a nice apartment

Feels good man.
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>>78327552
Why
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>>78327684

nah
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>>78327688
do white people live in Washington DC?
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>>78327707

drumpf
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>>78327707
No, don't come here
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>sphincter is sore for no reason
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Now you listen to me. While I will admit to a certain cynicism, the fact is that I am a naysayer and hatchetman in the fight against violence. I pride myself in taking a punch and I'll gladly take another because I choose to live my life in the company of Gandhi and King. My concerns are global. I reject absolutely revenge, aggression, and retaliation. The foundation of such a method... is love. I love you Sheriff Truman.
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Post-punk is the best music genre
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>>78327819

Why did albert's actor have to die
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>>78327853
life is cruel
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i hate brits, they don't deserve what they have
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Btfo
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Any aren't you a stoic yet?
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TAKE THAT NAZI SCUM
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>>78327971
>Any
meant Why
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lmao i don't even watch the news anymore.

i'm never going to vote for the rest of my life.
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>>78327965
>>78327981
Is that this statue of that civil war general?

Damn these people are mad at a statue of a man who died 150 years ago.
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>>78327981
>that landwhale who falls over trying to kick the statue
If liberals could just not live up to every stereotype thatd be great
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>>78327981
Me in the blue shirt
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GTA 5 is taking forever to download
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http://www.strawpoll.me/13704967

http://www.strawpoll.me/13704967

http://www.strawpoll.me/13704967
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tfw will never live to a ripe old age
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>>78328076

>scouse got 2 votes

>the absolute hovel of /brit/
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>>78325521
kek
never trust a banker
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>that white guy spitting on and flipping off the statue

lol

https://twitter.com/DerrickQLewis/status/897235297485901825
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>>78327613
I spent a couple months in Jonesport. Have you learned the A,B,C's of Jonesport yet?
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>>78328084
I'm pefectly content to die at 25 as long as I can have kids before then
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made myself a very tasty ham n cheese on ciabatta
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>>78328076
The Caribbean accent is absolutely grating on the ears when spoken by a woman and I cannot stand it one bit
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Girls don't poop
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>have kids

woah fuck i tried to warn him
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>>78327981
>>78328161
Wtf America. book burning tier.
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>>78328161
they cant take down all the statues
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>>78327060
>>78327089
they do nothing for 6 to 8 months out of the year
relevant story
>be me
>go kayaking with some fat relatives/acquaintances
>also ahead of them
>ok
>gets really quiet
>spin around
>they've stopped and are eating food in the middle of the frigging lake
oh well. they spent a lot of time taking pictures too
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>>78328181
I cannot stand white supremacy in the judicial system disproportionately affecting trans women of color but you don't see me complaining.

*sips tea*
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NO TRUMP
NO KKK
NO FASCIST USA

eeeverybody now

NO TRUMP
NO KKK
NO FASCIST USA
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>>78328072
is your internet shit?
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>>78327248
there are lots of asians in touist places too :^)
probably chinese though
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>he isn't studying 日本語
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i am northern american, like it or not
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>WHEN YOU WERE YOUNG YOU WERE THE KING OF CARROT FLOWERS
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>>78328234
I take snacks in the kayak on fishing trips. Usually clif bars
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>>78328277

AND YOU WOULD BUILD A TOWER TUMBLING THROUGH THE TREEEEEEEEEEEEES
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>>78328275
do you guys really hate Haitians?

I hate Haitians, but I didn't know Dominicans had it in them.
I thought it was just a meme blown out of proportion.
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Business idea: move to Detroit
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>>78328277
THE ONLY GIRL I EVER LOOOOVED
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>>78328275
Love Dominican poster
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>>78328285
I just thought it was dumb because they were already going so slow
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>>78328275
I like it, I spent a couple weeks in Bayahibe, loved it, very nice people, even the ones off the resort.
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having a great time in mexico tbqh
this city is amazing
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My grandfather is highly aware of the JQ
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>>78328334
liberate mexico when
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>>78328297
IN HOLY RATTLESNAKES THAT FELL ALL AROUND YOUR FEET

AND YOUR MOM WOULD STICK A FORK RIGHT INTO DADDY'S SHOULDER
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>>78328323
It's nice to stop and sit back for a bit though. I think you're reading too much into it
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>>78328337
The Jewish question?
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>>78328359
what's that brown yellow thing?
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anyone else post controversial stuff sometimes but never goes back to read the responses because you know you can't defend your position?
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>>78328358

AND DAD WOULD THROW THE GARBAGE ALL ACROSS THE FLOOOOOOooooOOOORRR

AS WE WOULD LAY AND LEARN WHAT EACH OTHERS BODIIEEES WERE FOOOOOOR
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>>78328373
Yes
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>>78328359
Reminder that peanutbutter is a Canadian invention and George Washington Carver can go fuck himself

>>78328379
A delicious Canadian invention
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>>78328379
Peanut Butter
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the cringiest shit i have ever witnessed IRL was some french canadian guy in a tokyo hostel playing king of carrot flowers on the communal area guitar with his faggot accent
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>>78328379
peanut butter

We don't have peanut butter in the UK weirdly enough.

Nor Maple Syrup.
Or Chilli Dogs.
Or Belgian Waffles.
Or Pretzels.
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>doesnt have chili dogs
>considers themselves first world

Sad!
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i made a post on reddit the other day for the first time in years and got really useful replies.

niche subreddit are very good.
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>>78328405
stop talking out your arsehole
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>doesn't have maple syrup

Hmmm
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>>78328386
AND THIS IS THE ROOM ONE AFTERNOON I KNEW I COULD LOVE YOU

AND FROM ABOVE YOU HOW I SANK INTO YOUR SOUL
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>>78328405
>no maple syrup

I don't believe you
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>>78328390
my grandfather is an old school democrat.
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rate my ex
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UaIMRxzalh8
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Any canabuds wanna go look for some gf's
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>>78328423
>>78328446
No it's true.
They might flat out "exist" but it's not something I can go to the grocery store and just pick up.
They're not popular at all.
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Everything south of the Mason-Dixon should be torched t b h
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>>78328484
Yes im drinking and feeling confident for gfs
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lads i might go mental if i dont get an italian gf soon
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>>78328492
why are american statues so weak?
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>>78328492

you're not wrong

reconstruction was a mistake
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>>78328448
*tips*
I remember being at that age
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>>78328492
kys yankee literally no different from when hitler and the catholic church was burning books
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>>78328518
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You guys should try donating plasma
I've made almost $500 since mid-July
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>>78328500
How about half spic half sandnigger
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>>78328528
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>>78328518
The south is my favourite part of the USA 2bh
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>>78328530
Just did today actually

I don't even feel any negative side effects from it, easiest money of my life
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>>78328535
no
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>literally using the same image, text, and name every single thread

/cum/ will degenerate into the current state of the Japanese Thread (one guy spamming 24/7), until it dies. kill yourself you avatarfag, and namefag ban evading scumbag.
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>>78328488
How very sad
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>>78328537
This is what I imagine all American southerners to be like tbqh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4HvNyk1VOg
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>>78328535
She is literally the perfect woman. Ever seen from dusk till dawn?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulXwOrErdrk
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>>78328530
>has arms like a heroin junkie

>>78328548
what negative side effects would there be?
getting addicted to saline solution? LOL
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why is this canadian

so

OBSESSED
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>>78328574
we are honest god fearing folks and because of that we earn the scorn of every ass blasted yankee
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*drinks a pint of water*
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Would beat anyone here in checkers or chess
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>>78328573
ahahahahahaehehehehehehhohohoHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE
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>>78328574
Accurate

Don't forget that his wiggling willy has been jew'd
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>>78328588
My roommate went with me once. He moved his arm like a dumb ass and dislodged the needle and was too shy to tell anyone working there so he got all his blood pumped back into his arm outside the vein
Looked pretty gross
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>>78328610
*moves queen to E6*
*blows hair from eyes*
"Your move...punk."
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>>78328637
kek
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cara is a good poster once you "get" him. For brainlets this might not come easy.
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>>78328548
How much did you get paid?
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>>78328663
Today I got $50 but usually it's $30 or $40. I can donate twice a week and make a total of $300 a month
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IVE GOT NOTHING TO DO AND NOTHING LIKE YOU LEFT TO LOSE
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>>78328610
What's your Elo rating in chess?
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Had a friend who was totally obsessed with donating plasma even though the pay is pretty shite here.
They actually ended up quitting him for a few months because his arms were getting fucked up from all the needles.
Needless to say, he was right back at it once they let him come again.
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>>78328673
fedora: the song
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My professor made a joke today

"i mean would you invest in fucked up places like lesotho, cambodia or virginia?"
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>>78328741
I've done that so I get drunk for cheap afterwards
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>>78328702
There's no new donor program?
At the one I go to you get sicc cash as a new donor.

The pay setup for new donors in July was: $70, $70, $40, $40, $40, $100

Kinda confused how the payment is working because the past 3 times I've gotten $60 instead of $40. Guessing they switched to August, hope I still get the $100 though

Yours has a better deal as a standard rate though desu. For return donors you only get $20 the first visit in a week and $40 the second visit
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>>78328707
Is that Tom Mulclair?
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https://youtu.be/MLR-DgGiZ_Y
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>>78328747
I'll go out and buy a fedora then
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>Go to the gym
>See many Handsome muscular Asian men
God I wish I was a Asian girl
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>>78328741
Assuming everything's above board it's pretty uncommon for one's veins to get fucked up just from consistent plasma donation
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>>78328741
I don't have any needle marks because they go in the same hole every time
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>>78328750
What's the joke?
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>>78328750
FUCK LESOTHO
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>>78328783
asian men can be very handsome, but only when they actually have facial hair
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>>78328769
I think there are coupons for new donors, think it ends up getting them like $50 more than the standard rate
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>>78328810
Chinks can't grow facial hair dude they are the naked mole rats of people
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I have a huge phobia/fear of needles and always fainted when they drew blood from me at the hospital or when they put in the IV
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>>78328828
yet somehow their women have some of the hairiest cunts in the world
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>>78328810
Well that's just your opinion silly

I think Asian men can be very handsome without facial hair

>>78328828
Ummm wrong
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>>78328839
Pussy. You don't even feel needles unless it's at the dentist.
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>>78328792
not his veins i think
he just had scars forming and looked like a junkie
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i haven't had an egg mcmuffin in a couple months since i pasted the driver's test. i used to drive there to practice in the mornings.
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>>78328844

is because they are trying to hide their sideways vaginas
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>>78328360
probably
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>>78328844
I dig it 2bh
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>>78328243
here, try this hemlock tea
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>>78328852
I can't help it, it's mostly from just looking at
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Anyone else here have a fear of bees
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Gotta go to work soon
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*greentextblogposts*
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I wouldn't say I am afraid of needles and even though I know it never really hurts I still have to clench my fist and bite my teeth before they put it in, it's like a reflex.
Can never be fully relaxed in this situation.
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>>78328915

bees are neat. I always wanted to touch their backs to see if they feel fuzzy like fur
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>>78328920
or you could not go and get drunk
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>>78325339

My sister told me she wants to fuck Trudeau. We were watching this on the news (Macron's approval rating going down), and she goes "you know who I like, the Canadian one, he is so hot"
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>*greentextblogposts*
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>>78328915
Bees no. Wasps, definitely
>>
Cara is handsome
>>
What's worse for you, weed or alcohol?
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>>78328915
bees are fine, hornets and wasps can go kys themselves tho
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>>78328952
women were a mistake
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>>78328915
I don't like monkeys
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>>78328959
The devils lettuce because it elected trudeau see >>78328952
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cara is not handsome in the least bit
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>>78328959
for me weed is like alcohol minus literally all the bad parts
>>
ooga booga
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>>78328983
Nobody likes niggers
>>
>>78328920
are you that guy from the mornings
>>
>>78328996
t. jamal
>>
*sharts*
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Texans, can you really carry guns on your waist? I'd LARP as a cowboy all the time if that were legal here
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>>78328958
true
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>>78328996
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>>78329006
nah i always work nightshift desu
I do enjoy that poster though
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>>78329020

gamefreak are such a joke
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>make high dairy dinner
>can't stop farting
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>>78329016
personally walk around with a Stinger missile launcher over my shoulder at all times
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>>78329064
My dads ex gf Jill lives in Texas and carries a gun in her purse
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heroin heroine and cocaaaine
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>>78329083
>Jill
Nigger.
You just gave away doxxable info
>>
>>78328915
Bees are our friends, wasps are our enemy.
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>>78329068
>>78329100
looks like an EPIC new meme
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>>78329123
Jill Jillson huston texas USA
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>>78328952
Everybody wants to fuck Trudeau
>when you're married to a literal prince but meet Justin Trudeau
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>>78329123
EXPLAIN YOURSELEV BRTAIN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xCGz8rc-HY
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How do I go from anti-intellectual to pseudointellectual? I want a white hipster gf
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>>78329168

would plow 3 out of those 4 women
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>>78329168
Hnng fuck he's so cute
>>
>>78329194
Go vegan
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>>78329199
Yeah, I'm not a fan of Trumpette either
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>>78329191
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i feel like the liberals and conservatives are so minutely different in Canada, except for superficial issues that don't effect me, there's no point in voting.
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what was going through his head?
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>>78329215

t. low test
>>
Weed smells good but it's for gays
>>
White men by nature are docile and weak.
From way back in 2007 I knew wed just die off pathetically.
I am the only one in the entire world with any sense.
>white race gone
Nothing of value was lost
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>>78329228
should've been a bullet
>>
Cor this thread doesnt half pong
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>>78329271
too drunk to argue some race baiting fun 2bh
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>>78329191
What's to explain? Gin is a top tier spirit

Gin/Whisky > rum > vodka > brandy > tequila
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The Original
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>>78329306
Beefeater master race. It gets women naked.
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>>78329320
What're you drinking tonight?
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>>78329306
>Gin/Whisky > rum > vodka > brandy > tequila
VERY GOOD taste
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>>78329224
This is why we vote for regional MPs that represent regional intetests who are in turn supported by a PM and government with the highesr rate of party support in the free world
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I AM POWERFUL
I AM BEAUTIFUUL
I AM FREE
I LOVE MY LIFE
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>>78329332
water. Im in charge of like a dozen+ people now and they are working me like a dog. Got to ease off the liquor.
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>>78329332
box wine and Canadian club
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>>78329316
Beefeater neat and Hendricks in a cocktail or highball
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read this and try not to puke

https://www.susans.org/wiki/index.php/Vaginal_dilation
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>>78329388
>>78329388
>>78329388
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>>78329367
keep up the good work mr boss man
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>>78329378
I'm not big on actual drinks people make, I just bring a 26 of Beefeater and chase when I go out to a grills and we fuck
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>>78329373
Have you tried the Canadian Club 100% rye? It's excellent and feels patriotic
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wanna die
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>>78329408
Oh yeah
>>
>>78329402
The perfect night tbqh
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Business idea: Sell Haitian cookies as a traditional speciality to hipsters.
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