Visiting Finland

>>78324419
Muslims =/= Finns

>>78324441
Muzzies go 'boom'
Chukhnas go 'peeeeeeeeeeeerkele"

They'll drag you out in the woods and drown you in a lake

Depressed drunkard Finns have a tradition of dueling to death with knives, it's a highly honorable ritual, they don't stab random people.

>brazil

As long as you don't try to cut any lines to anywhere on weekend nights you should be fine.

>>78324534
lines? what lines?

>>78324419
Your skin colour?? If its white, then no broblemos for you rodrigo

>>78324641
Night clubs etc

>>78324653
i'm not a filthy neaderthal rape babe

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>>78324641
lines, especially grill lines at ~4am

>>78324641

Any line. Be it to the bar, bathroom, grill, or taxi.

Why would you go to that depressive hell hole?

>>78324419
Finns are natural born betas, anything about knives is just a cultural thing like we have Mora Knives in Sweden.

>>78324755
Cuck

>>78324692
>>78324718
>>78324740
ohhhh, you mean queues!
nah, I wouldn't do that. I don't go to night clubs

>>78324750
Finland looks very comfy

>>78324755
You should pay reparations to Finland.

in my humble opinion, don't think fuckland or finland is worse than braxil

>>78324807
Queues is too damn hard word to pronounce, so what if we decide to NOT use it never again.

>>78324419
I had no problems, other than people thinking I'm native.

>>78324898
Hey, we're supposed to be latino brothers.
Fight the gringos, not me.

>>78324929
Uh... That actually made me curious.
I wanna hear you pronounce 'queue'
Upload it to vocaroo.com

>>78324945
t. Pekka Pekkalainen Khan

Is this some kind of ironic humor?

>>78325009
You wouldn't recognize ironic humour if it trampled on you.

>>78324987
>t. Pekka Pekkalainen Khan
Or Sven Svenson, Anders Andersen, Jan Jansen etc.
I look Northern European (light skin, "tall", fair haired, light eyes), in Scandinavia they'll see me as a local

>>78325091
It was a joke.

>>78325138
I'm Northern European! I can't see jokes, just efficiency and booze!

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>>78325184
Why we must be like this

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isn't finland like the safest country in europe?

>>78325350
yes, I was trying to have a bit of fun at the expennse of the finns

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>>78325350
That would be Iceland

>>78325284
To show the world what is good.
And then see them burn it all down

>>78325350
Here is quite a lot violence in weekends, especially in rural areas. Booze turns our rednecks to blood thirsty savages

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>>78325184
>Northern European
>efficiency
Kek. Your might be fair but you are not of Northern European stock.

>>78325471
Iceland isn't a real country

>>78324653
>wh*Te
>good
Temujin wept.

>>78325491

Böndes resort to lethal force more often, but 1/5 of Finland lives in Helsinki, so it's a 50-50 which is more dangerous.

No need to worry about that. You might get depressed and kill yourself though.

>>78325471
It's safe even for "well tanned" people?!

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>>78325471
>more safe to travel in the Czech Republic and Portugal than in Sweden

>>78325508
Look at southern Europe, even the most chaotic Swede is strickt and efficient compared to them

>>78325603
you still got the best anthem :3
du tronar pa minnen

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>>78325586
Actually yes.

>>78325653
>Israel

Oi vey!

>>78325586
Hmm well, its current year amd things have been changed, but if well tanned person travels to helsinki or some other city he will blend in, but if he goes rural parts, I can not guarantee the safety

>>78325580
>tfw pretty sure that my hometown is pretty high at the stabbings/population stats
Who /kotka/ here

Im pretty sure we stab less than brazilians

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>>78326560
>>tfw moving to Kotka in 2 days
pls no killerino

>>78325747
Really? It's the opposite were I come from. everybody in rural areas around here are bound to be super friendly, but the inner city types are the ones you have watch out for.

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>>78324419
>heard finns usually stab other people,
Back in the 19th century in Pohjanmaa. Right now it's alright.
>>78324510
>a tradition of dueling to death with knives
Not quite. Their fighting traditions are different to dueling traditions of Spain and Italy.

>>78326868
Just stay out of karhuvuori :DD. Why, studying at Kyamk?

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>>78324419
>>78325491
Your personal opinio means shit.
Literally one of the safest cunt in rhe world. Lay off the memes for awhile if you take them too seeipusly.
http://stat.fi/ajk/satavuotiassuomi/suomimaailmankarjessa_en.html
>>78324755
Finns dont even carry knives. Its a meme because Swedes dont want 4oto be racist so they say that Finns carry knives even though its gypsies only.
>>78324750
Its a great places. All my foreign friends loved. Come during summer though.
>>78325747
Yeah right...

>>78327074
yes
I did not know what I want to study so the places I applied for were pretty random.

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>>78327227
Good luck, no one actually got stabbed at this year's meripäivät. Maybe things are changing

>>78327215
>pay 1000€ for a new phone
>autocorrect is even worse than in my last phone

>>78327279
The heck is a meripäivät? Based on your pic I would assume it's some kind of Finnish Oktoberfest.

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>>78324929
>>78324987
Stop talking about dicks

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>>78327315
http://www.meripaivat.com

>>78327315
It's a city festival at my hometown, people get wasted at the park for four days straight. Even Teemu Selänne visits each year and gets shitfaced at his boat.

>>78327279
can't wait to experience meripäivät

>>78325471
Wow those are all white countries.
Such racst statistics shouldnt excist in 2017

>>78327049
>Not quite. Their fighting traditions are different to dueling traditions of Spain and Italy.
What is it like then?

>>78327443
I wish I had time to deliver a conspect of Cherevichnik's book on knife duelling, but I feel too lazy right now.
Maybe finns can advise you on puukkojunkkari literature

Well since you actually seem to be serious, here's a tip.
Stop judging countries based on /int/ memes.

>>78324419
hue scared of visiting another country?

>>78327443
"It's nonsence to compare puukkojunkkari to barateros, majos, gauchos, italian bullies and knife fighters of Amsterdam. They were ordinary countryside hooligans, they weren't interested in complex dueling rituals and codes of honor. Their fights were ordinary cutthroat brawls, with no rules or norms. And the use of rules, norms and rituals makes the difference between duels and fighting with knives. On the other side, those fights can't be considered as spontainous violence outbreaks. There is a possibility to make parallels between the culture of puukkojunkkari with their "roaming around the villages" and tradition of rural violence between villages in Russia, which was taking forms of individual and group fistfights."
Again, those words are related only to the 19 and early 20 century.

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>>78327430
>Japan
>Canada
>Finland
>Portugal
>White countries

Is our knife technique too quick for a Brazilians liking?

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>>78329056
Just imagine when he finds out about pitkä koipi tenhos

>>78329119
fuck he looks just like me

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>>78329119
>dat boring plastic grip
Come on

>>78329153
Well it is a manne

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>>78329119
Is this guy some kind of Mora thug?

>>78329254
Well, kind of. A gyppo.

>>78329300
Ah, that would explain the skin colour. Is he famous or just some Ylilauta/4chan meme?

>>78329355
It's an old meme from kuvalauta days

>>78329395
Interesting. Thanks for the rundown, anon!

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>>78329119
>there was a time when these people were the biggest problem in finland

>>78324929
Göö :D

>>78324929
It's literally just pronounced "q"

>>78325184
Finnish humour is best humour though

>>78331539
Or you can make it easier and just call it a 'line' like we do instead of cucking to the French as always.

>>78329536
They still are tho. None of immigrant groups can't compete with gypsies what comes causing problems.

>>78332123
>talks about cucking it to French while saying shit like "feel-ayyy"

>>78332318
KEK
Touché! - Oh wait.....
The first time I heard someone say 'fil-et' instead of 'fil-ay' I did a double take.

>>78331539
Se lausutaan kjuu :--DDDD