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GOD HATES FAGS AND GERMAN TRAPS

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>fake dane thread
Quick somebody make 10 other threads.

Think you can get away with 2 threads in a row without being boycotted?

Going to the cages soon buds, see ya later

Real new
>>78320404
>>78320404
>>78320404

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oh.... what happened anon? it got deleted? wasn't preemptive thread?

I liked the other thread more. This one is too spooky.

>>78320421
Do you fear me, Swiss? Do you fear my skellington powers?

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>>78320441
A-a little

old dane thread is kill why

we're in here
>>78320404
>>78320404
>>78320404

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fuck you janny for sucking the proxy cock
and fuck you discord users

>>78320531
no you're not haha

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Aha! My Skelly magic has struck again!

HE'S ON A RAMPAGE

:^)

Might as well accept it, guys. The janny is on Dane's side.

another thread bites the dust

>not being a 6'2 skellington

lmao, fucking manlet skellies

>>78320620
I made it at 310

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>i still haven't played animal crossing

Frankfurt will get a Five Guys in October.

Will report back with pictures and a review.

Crawling back i see
Enjoy my thread ladies

>>78320683

just emulate it, you nonce

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>>78320666
Satan trips confirm. 6'2 skellington is king of the skellies

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But you HAD to post those ass pictures on the OP, right?

>>78320701
i already have it downloaded

>>78320723

then play it, you triple nonce

Can't stop me
>>78320722
>>78320722
>>78320722

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Let it go bro
>>78320722
>>78320646

>>78320795
I uploaded the wrong image in that second one lol
Just go to this one
>>78320722
>>78320722
>>78320722

>>78320421
Dont worry swis-kun ill protect you

>>78320872
you can't post in the archives :^)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Business Idea: invent a spicy food that doesn't give you spicy poops

HE DOES IT FOR FREE

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>>78320872
>>78320795
>>78320745
>>78320634
>>78320620
>>78320531
>>78320412
>>78320387
>>78320393
WE
ARE
ONE

>>78320795
wtf I love Jalisco now

Niot giving up that easy
>>78320646
>>78320646
>>78320646

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>>78320948
Bit spooky desu
>>78320884
Thanks

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kissed her on the neck and then i took her by the hand

>>78320646
>>78320646
>>78320646
>>78320646
>>78320646
>>78320646

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>>78320949
That's Sinaloa

>>78320973
Kissed her on the back of the neck while I shoved my non-lubed dick in her asshole.

want to torture the dane

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..... giving up?

"dane" is a janny confirmed

>>78320995
You have issues

Usually I am all for boycotting the Dane.
But your autismal behavior will keep me here.


As the de-facto leader of this general I hereby declare this thread the current official edition.

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There are a lot of thread corpses now

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actually mods are shitheads to be honest

>>78321060
that sounds extremely painful for both of you

>WAAAAA MUMMY MUMMY WAAAAA

>>78321082
no doubt

>>78321115
>im letting you off with a warning
why is the janny so passive aggressive?

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>You have issues
>Usually I am all for boycotting the Dane.
>But your autismal behavior will keep me here.
>As the de-facto leader of this general I hereby declare this thread the current official edition.

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>>78321098
This only makes me stronger

I wish this was me.

>>78321181
same

>Make the thread at 310
>constantly spam new threads
>"d-d-dane is a janny, heheh n-no doubt"

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>>78321226
It's okay, Dane. We've won this time, so no need to gloat.

>>Make the thread at 310
>Conveniently leaving out every other time you make the thread several posts early

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make love not war

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>>78321255
sorry.. just a bit angry...

convince me not to buy Sonic mania for my PS4

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>>78321198

>78321226
>78321255
Obvious samefag

>>78321315
it's a sonic game

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>>78321314
It's okay. I forgive you.

wow hes lost it, replying to himself

@78321322
no

>>78321315

is a sonic ame

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https://imgur.com/GikLfSz

If I had to move to another country I would choose America, because they are our best allies and neighbours and are very similar to us. If I had to choose a country to be born in either than Canada I would choose Denmark because the Danes have the second best country in the world

name one significant contribution to society that came from Denmark

>>78321413

but its a TWO dimensional sonic game, so itll be good

>>78321440
Lego.

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J'aimerais être en France.

lmao at mentally ill canadian

>>78321440
Ice skates, legos, and bacon

>>78321458
that is not significant

>>78321440
danishes

>>78321440
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_qwUS8Uqjg

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feels

>>78321457


lol

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>>78321470

>not enjoying legos

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>>78321470
You have no soul if you think Lego isn't revolutionary.

really wish i wasnt balding lol

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@78321470
>>78321503
>>78321521

>tfw gave him a fucking trauma because of my threads

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I seriously don't get the Dane hate. Why do you guys hate him so much?

>>78321520
Thicc

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>>78321520
lel memes lelel

>>78321539
Me too, tried the finastride jew for 18 months, didn't work.

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>>78321539
How bad does it look

>>78321655
don't post that pic

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>>78321539
Just go with it, man. Make it work.

you guys are dead to me

so is the human centipede just a fetish movie

>>78321731
why?

>>78321731

rude

>>78321694
please m'lady men are talking, your opinion is irrelevant

>>78321771
very soviet post

>>78321737
Probably

>>78321737
Don't know but I won't watch it. I knew someone who wanted that I watch it so that she has someone to talk about the trauma she got from the movie. I said no.

>>78320343
>>78320414
>>78320639
>>78320669
>>78320697
>>78320899
>>78320948
>>78321080
>>78321153
>>78321226
>>78321314
>>78321359
>>78321406
>>78321496
>>78321550
>>78321694
>>78321743
hey you
fuck off

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>>78321888
NOT BULLY DANE

does anyone still listen to metal?

>>78321694
Don't you fucking tell me what to do

>>78321949
Listening to Korpiklaani as we speak. Not sure if you count that as "TROO METAL" tho

>>78321731
:(

Unironically enjoy this Sam O'Nella channel on YouTube.

might move to maine or vermont

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Isn't it strange that only canada flag defends denmark flag? And always with the same pictures?

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>>78322119
you already live in maine

>>78322153
The answer is C. They're the same person

>>78322119
they're just flyover states but called New England
cities will always have niggers

>>78322153
>>78322179
obvious same fag i see
try harder

i'm sorry if the janny deleted your spam, ok?

>>78322259
>>78322350

>>78322119
Already live in Vermont, please don't be a Berniecuck if you do, we have enough of those.

>>78322394
voted for trump as did my entire family except my grandparents

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>voted for trump as did my entire family except my grandparents

>>78322418
So your grandparents are the only ones in your family with a hint of brain?

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>>78322458

>>78322418
Don't tell the Berniecucks, my co-worker had a Trump sticker on her car, someone vandalized it and another left her a nasty note.

>>78322496
no they want their pension fund to continue and they were the children of immigrants

>>78322509
It was me

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WTF I'm gonna be Portuguese now!

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78322505
Thanks for the (You).

>>78322509
i had a Portugal sticker and a god bless our police sticker but i took them off

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>>78322529

Have (You)s dropped in value recently?
They're becoming easier and easier to get...

>>78309035

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>>78322596

>replying to the kraut

>>78322628
for some reason the cursive text on the flag is extremely funny to me

had it been non cursive i don't think i would feel the same about it

i bet misa takes big nigger dicks lol

>>78322661
>cursive text
italicized, not cursive

based krauts

diversity is a strength

>>78322552
People like the police around here because there are no blacks to harass. The police in VT are useless unless it'state troopers

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>>78322683
Silly anon

Misa isn't a w*ite women she's an Asian women

She only likes Asian dicks

it's ok america, i'll make you do the new thread. you have my permission

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>when an uppity wh*te has "economic anxiety" around you

>>78322628
>tfw no brown bf to eat my nose

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>>78322804

Is this economic anxiety?

Not a lot of good posts being made atm

>>78322863

when did CWC become a commie

>>78322863
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Economic_anxiety

>>78320343
bugger off

>>78322863
isnr this hte leftypol faggot

Wonder how many misa "fans" are also hebephiles

yank twats

>>78323012
misa is cute

kys

did el DominicANO run out of proxies?

>>78323023
Would you support unification of DR and Haiti?

>>78322983
this guy is a very famous old lolcow

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watch him burn

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DoNa3XDyB4Q

>>78322863
Me on the right

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I bet Tr*mp is fucking crying like a little bitch rn

Big Dong Un completely BTFO him

>>78323072
yes

why do blacks take off their shirt everytime their emotions are altered?

is there a fine line between furry and fap bait?

like lets say they made it as anthromorphic as possible, and the only way you could tell it was a creature was the ears

>>78323282
Seems like a cultural thing. Like the Italian hand gestures, but with less finesse.

>>78323282
desu everyone in USA does this

ate too many kinder chocolate bars, now i need to take a dump, and i hate having to do that

>>78323391
>Not enjoying the liberating expulsion of waste as done by the human body
Pleb

>>78322744
>People like the police around here because there are no blacks to harass
I can assure you, they'd like them more if they had black there to get harassed by.

i hate wiping my ass

>>78323513
shower your ass
faster and cleaner than wiping

>>78323513
just blend it with your skin

i'm pale and i dont have pink or yellow undertones, i'm just pale

are memes real

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>i'm pale and i dont have pink or yellow undertones, i'm just pale

era semem laer

>>78320343
JUST REMEBERING SOME OF THE AUTISTIC SHIT I DID IN HIGH SCHOOL LADS HAHAHAHAHA KILL ME HAHAHA

erla memse rae

>>78323799
me on bottom right

>>78323878

CHI

are ay emes may eal ray

imagine being a ameritwat

imagine using a proxy to get attention

imagine using britishisms on a danish strudel platform

>>78320685
five guys is good

imagine being a filthy haitian

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imagine not having western european admixture

Imagine actually living in haiti or the dominican republic

>muh haplogroups

>>78323985
*rubs your back*

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>>78324000
>tfw 63% e*ropeon

imagine being a tiny little man with tiny little clothes and a tiny little car in a tiny little city

imagine no religion

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>watching bitcoin documentary made in 2014
>some autist is shilling btc to random new yorkers
>girl makes fun of him for having fake money
>guy says he's made a third more than his initial investment in the past two weeks
>she says to call her back in a year and let her know when he loses it all

Imagine no mexicans

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カナダの朝ごはんです。
>Canadian breakfast.
あなたは好きですか?
>Do you like it?

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Imagine a world without Los Angeles

>>78324126
that would be heaven on earth. Such things are not attainable

>>78324126
westernize yourself

i hate living in this shit country full of shady niggers

i'm a pale person with severe mental retardation, i'm an easy target for these niggers

>>78323973
Yeah, looking forward to it.

Any Tinderfags here? Tired of only getting matched up with uggos.

>>78324160
i hope they kill you

imagine by Elton John [spoiler]a huge faggot[/spoiler]

>mum is doing a gimmick where she sells this algae stuff that you mix with a drink
Why can't it just be sushi? Why must these gimmicks always be the lowest thing on the food chain?

all these niggers taking advantage of my retardation to scam me

fml

>>78324179
Change all your pics to a generic male model off instagram and lose all hope
Opened my eyes a lot

>>78324179
match with me then we can fuck

>>78324205
>>78324160
what happened today lad?

>>78324208
Well, the irony is that's exactly what I'm doing, and I still get matched with 5/10s.

>>78324182
imagine being this butthurt

i'm safe in a gated community

>>78324256
Weird, I went as a male model and every swipe was a match p much
Also had girls straight ask to fuck in their first message

>>78324250
i left the gated community for the first time in years, that's what happened

>>78324047
imagine being a blue man who has a blue house with a blue window, and lives on a blue street with blue trees with a blue girlfriend and blue corvette and blue neighbors

>>78324290
What male model did you use? I used legit pics from a fairly unknown male model on Insta and wrote a good bio and it's only Asians I get matched with.

>>78324333
>asians
not a bad thing
Anyways I used this guy
https://www.instagram.com/matthew_noszka/?hl=en

>>78324333
>>78324256
You're not making this stuff up?

>>78324127
that bacon is cooked just barely too little for me

i'm poor and mentally challenged, why does god hate me

Free Speech is bullshit.

>"B-b-but muh first amendment n shiet!!"
kys

What's the point of using fake pictures, if you do meet up she'll know you're a fake and probably leave

whyyyy

>tinder
made a meme account once and got some good results
i'm no chad, but i'm funny. it evens out

>>78324357
Thanks family.

>>78324364
Nope lmao.

not a huge fan of women and minorities

>>78324429
catfish to substantiate your biases or get nudes

>>78324426
The first amendment only guarantees you won't be imprisoned for saying dumb shit. Nothing else, you can and will be fired/expelled, shunned, etc depending on what you say.

BIG fan of cute women

>>78324333
cool

anyone know where i can find a working VPN, i dont like posting from my real location :/

How can I resist the urge to shitpost on 4chan?

Even when I try to be normal I can't help but use micro triggers in my responses.

Maybe it's the blue background.

On reddit I am a very nice person.

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>>78324506
is that so

>>78324551
switch to tommorw, its quite soothing

>>78324577

I said cute, not Asian

If people are not free to discuss their ideas and opinions without fear of recourse, they will resort to sorting out their differences with violence

>using tomorrow

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>>78324601
Nice

>>78324528
There aren't many, just get a pass and use a regular vpn (but if you get banned you lose it).
>>78324627
Good post.

>>78324643

she's a qt

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>>78324601
i don't understand

>>78324627
Drumpftard

>>78324627
couldn't be any more true

>>78324627
agreed

>>78324627
woah

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EXPOSED
X
P
O
S
E
D

I respect prostitutes more than other women

>>78324772
no you don't

>>78324772
disagree

Why do asians eat so loud...

What does the average American think about the Mayor of London, Sadiq Khan?

>non cross flag replies to me
disgusting

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>I respect prostitutes more than other women

>>78324826
want him dead

help im slowly turning into a normie

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>>78324826
Who?

>>78324826
seems like a good lad

>>78324826
am laffin

>>78324826
looks Italian

amerislaves

>>78324852
*forces you to watch anime*

>>78324826
based

>>78324127
Stop learning日本語 start learning 中文

>based
dumb amerinigger

redpill me

>>78324981

*gives you a suppository*

>>78324947
wrong

>>78324981
Asians are the superior race

>>78324912
brrraaaaapppp

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>>78324826
Anyone who uses his political power and pays off people, especially in the 10's of millions, to curb freedom of speech should get hanged from a light post, to be 2bh honest, honestly.

>>78324976
Unironically kys you worthless piece of shit.

Did I give you permission to greentext me?

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>>78324981
proxyfags and discord users are killing cum

>>78325037
>kys
cringe

*drives a Challenger into your circlejerk*

>>78325050
also anyone who uses 'kys' is a underage edgelord

does anyone know if the woman who died in charlottesville was ran over in the first crash, or when he reversed?

>>78325064
>cringe
cringe

>>78325050
this

>>78325073
The best part was that it was some Jewish rando chucklefuck.

reddit

>>78325086
>calling people "underage"
underage detected

>>78325120
Not a fan of it or its frequenters.

>>78325130
i can post prroofsss about my age
can you?

>>78324903
I dislike most anime but there are some good ones.
My favorite is Monster.

*drives a gray base model v6 challenger*

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What do you think of the 47th president of the United States?

>>78325153
tell it to this guy >>78325093

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>I dislike most anime

>>78325093
not a fan of cringeposters or its frequenters
bit too rcddit for me

>>78325194
don't fucking talk to me, you loser

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>asians? no thanks they're repulsive
>anime? you're damn right i'm a fan

>>78325096
come back to the discord. once all the good posters are there we can abandon this sinking ship of a general for good

Bet the SRT would've been MUCH more effective

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ah he does not respond who would've though

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Do you think he sometimes wakes up wishing he could make it all undone?

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>>78325245

>>78325218

both statements are objectively true

>>78325253
His kids aren't ugly desu

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>>78325280

>>78325245
Read my post a second time.

It was a joke, you brainlet.

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https://youtu.be/0mkLNYaCJns?t=207
thinkings of gf's

>>78325339
>>78325339
>>78325339
New

Migrate
>>78325302
>>78325302

>>78325355
too early russian jew

>>78323388
One time a white trash guy took his shirt off before he was about to beat my friend up.