fuck off leftypol edition
any stream lads in?
travel broadens the mind
cute lads
so if im travelling and visiting lots of places, should i book each hostel/hotel in advance or just arrive in the city and walk into a decent place and hope they have a room free?
seems like a hassle having to pre-book like 5 places in advance and hope all the dates match up
wouldn't mind doing interrailing with the lads, but we're all autistic and broke
spent 1.5 years abroad while at uni
Car drives into restaurant east of Paris, 8 yro girl killed , 5 more people injured - local media
>>78320198
Why so long?
I'm only doing a year
anime
>>78320193
just book them but not if they charge you or expect to change your plans
hotels dont usually charge until day of arrival
>>78320215
erasmus then terms abroad
gf just sent me this
never left newcastle in my life
no need, fuck off leftie hippies
>>78320207
part and parcel
>>78320155
>>£4 brekkie
>>£8 lunch
>>£8 dindins
>seems about right
what kind of a fat cunt are you?
breakfast:
70p (oatcakes from super market lasts 2 days) and milk (£1 will last at 4 days)
lunch:
subway 3.00
dinner
yeah £8 is fair but still you could get for cheaper...
>>78320162
you can book ~3 days in advance VERY easily
and in a pinch you can do sameday booking but the options wont be as good
whenever i check into a hostel i take a few minutes to book my next one
>>78320167
yh i would travel with mates unless theyre REALLY good mates
i specifically rearranged my trip so i could split up with my friends, theyve been a real nightmare so far aha
>>78320241
ah alright
you erasmus cunts don't know how lucky you are
hope it goes well
>>78320245
very good
>>78320251
Not even been to Gateshead or shields?
>>78320193
>>78320234
and you can always cancel what you dont need/extend your stay
There are people on /trv/ who have been to fucking Afghanistan and been detained by the border guards and needed embassy intervention to bail them out
People on /brit/ list Wales as a visited nation and worry about the english skills of the taxi driver in Warsaw
That's it. Final straw. After this latest attack in Paris I'm officially a full time rorke. I've tried to be tolerant. I really have, but enough is enough
>>78320271
completed it mate
was good spent it in italy would recommend erasmus to anyone, they even pay you to do it
>>78320263
>yh i would travel with mates unless theyre REALLY good mates
Do you mean you wouldn't travel with mates unless they're really good mates?
>>78320263
do you just get one interrail ticket and you can show it to the conductor on the train, or do you have to show the person in the ticket office the ticket, tell them the journey you want to do, and they print one off?
>>78320300
why would anyone ever go to afghanistan?
Erasmus is for turbo normies
>>78320310
not all muslims mate
>>78320310
bet you had no issue with what happened a few days ago you rorke mong
>£3 subway for lunch
>£8 on dinner
no wonder you fucking runts can't afford a house, it's always the Deanos on £17k/year who do this as well
Why travel when you could be saving for a house?
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-40930898
when will those right-wing terrorists be stopped?
>>78320300
Why do idiots travel to countries we're at war with?
Reminds me of a couple on /int/ who were going to Libya for their honeymoon while it was in civil war.
>>78320314
no chance of doing it unless I do another degree or do another language when I get back and they let me do erasmus for a few weeks in final year
>>78320300
I've read about some properly fucking mad stories on /trv/
Super interesting
SO fucking jealous of them
>>78320190
this
>>78320315
precisely
>>78320325
just one ticket to show to all the conductors
for overnight trains and some highspeed trains you have to also buy and print out a reservation, but that usually costs only ~€3
>>78320350
bet it was those bloody christians again
nigout going on in the hallway. might call the police
>>78320350
Islamists are far right theocrats.
>>78320330
mgs v roleplay
>>78320337
lad, you're not taking a 20 year holiday
it's a holiday to enjoy it and not worry
>>78320383
Is it really that awful to stick with a group of mates?
kate has WONDERFUL hair btw
>>78320350
looking forward to the lefty silence on this.
>>78320330
>tfw will never be a trader in afghanistan
>tfw will never peruse the warm streets of kabul
>tfw i will never sell wares and eat chickpeas and spiced lambs
>tfw will never go to debauched opium den sessions where beautiful dancing/singing girls perform song-versions of the poetry of Rumi and Bedil whilst everyone is off their tits on opium
https://youtu.be/sP8bcHY1lug?t=23s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=esQsAeB-3-g
>>78320251
This you?
haha yanks really dont have trains
they fly/drive everywhere
loads of their towns have trains passing right through them as well but no stations cos its just freight. mad
literal fucking nigout going on in the hallway. how do I record them without them seeing? can't see out the peephole
Thought you might still be rowing, tee hee xD
https://twitter.com/BreakingNLive/status/897189783201624065
muzzies at it again
>>78320440
To the autist last thread:Google man and woman. The first 7 images are a white man and a white woman. If you were differently inclined ideologically I'm sure you'd take issue with that.
https://www.help.primark.com/hc/en-gb/articles/115001215049-How-do-you-pronounce-Primark-
>>78320436
travelling across america on a train seems like a comfy holiday. is it possible at all? they must have passenger trains
>>78320371
>>78320406
maybe not generally
i think my friends
a) werent that good friends
and
b) were especially unsuited to travelling
they were a real millstone round my neck. but some of the people ive met and made friends with on my travels have been GREAT fun, so i think travelling with friends could be good if they are the right kind of person
>>78320470
haha who can't pronounce primark haha
https://twitter.com/CambridgeAntifa/status/865225197854617600
which one of you was this
>>78320440
>>78320456
like his character but could they at least have made the hammer look less like a piece of plastic, and a plastic buttplug no less
What is the appeal, lads?
>>78320486
How would you describe your friends? I'm planning on interrailing myself and don't want to make a similar mistake.
>>78320473
watch Brave Daves Big Fat Freight Hop on youtube
some of the goods trains he hides on that cross the Rockies are breathtaking
>>78320443
absolutely dying for crisps fucking hell
NEED supermarkets to start letting you order things for immediate delivery via drone
>>78320457
>first eight (human) pictures are of a white man and a white woman having fun and being in love
>the ninth one is of a black couple in an argument
>first asian one is of a couple dressed like nerds
lol
>27 years old
>virgin neet loser dateless
>text girl, she says maybe she will go out with me
what do i do now?
>>78320495
apparently in the north they say "pree-mark"
>>78320473
yeah they're pretty nice too
>>78320516
she's my age and she's beautiful and talented
>>78320504
how do you report tweets?
>>78320505
once booked Treviso - Rome - Milan - Liverpool to fly for maybe sub £10 in total, but then I found a Treviso - Liverpool for £15
>>78320504
almost all of those antifa accounts are fake
https://twitter.com/antifachecker?lang=en
>>78320424
me on the right looking pettable
>>78320538
block her
>>78320528
did you see that amazon patent for giant warehouse airships that deliver packages via drone within minutes of ordering. absolutely mental
Hello animals
>>78320546
I am from the North, I have never heard it pronounced differently to the primark
>>78320457
https://www.google.com/search?biw=1920&bih=971&tbm=isch&sa=1&q=white+couple
google really makes me think
>>78320546
never heard this
all of my anecdotes are true for the whole population too
so you're wrong
>>78318300
>fag
>white
>"supports maoism"
>>78320207
Bread and butter
>>78320559
I find it extremely depressing when a successful person is the same age as me
>>78320595
>>78320583
it was in the BBC article
>>78320519
1 is a very good organiser, but doesnt know how to have fun. he always looks deadly serious, like he is working.
1 is prone to whining and throwing tantrums if he doesnt get his way, and is very inept - constantly losing stuff and making mistakes
1 is utterly apathetic about everything and poisons conversations with passiveaggressive "is this it?" type comments
and all 3 are very bad at social interactions with strangers
i made friends with them 2 years ago when i was a complete autist like them
except in the last year ive really grown socially and they... havent
>>78320568
Haha yeah, how about that
*walks away and talks to someone more interesting*
>>78320403
it's a meme
http://www.sbs.com.au/comedy/article/2017/05/15/skip-4-coffees-and-inherit-wealth-budget-tips-idiot-millennials
https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2017/may/15/australian-millionaire-millennials-avocado-toast-house
>>78320207
Knife and fork
>>78320568
looks nice but seems far off
don't know why Tesco can't hire a couple of runts to tie crisps to a drone and have it drop them in my garden. I could have that up and running next week if I wanted
what's the point in living in britain? it's going nowhere
>>78320611
*cries in the corner because no one likes me*
>>78320600
bet she's more stressed than i am
>>78320516
>What is the appeal, lads?
Your average woman has too much ass.
>>78320610
jesus christ they sound dire
Dude, are you like freaking kidding me?
>>78320516
reminder that beyonce had one of the best videos of all time
>>78320564
kek, bet you're the same lad who thinks twitter doesn't ban trump supporters
>>78320473
you can do NYC-San Fran by train
>>78320641
I like you
*sucks your dick*
>>78320635
best unis in the world desu
>>78320650
yep aha
luckily i managed to reorganise my trip so i only have to endure them for 8 days rather than 18
>>78320653
This is how google shows diversity
Starting to resent my GF for the fact she only sees me twice a week when she's only like 40 minutes away. Probably cos I'm neet and got nothing going on but I'm considering just ditching her even though I love her, I'm lonely desu
>>78320679
>uni
sorry I'm not an arrogant clueless student who doesn't know how the world works
>>78320610
Thanks for the warnings, I'll make sure not to invite people I know like that
official high rorke manifesto
please rate
1. national service counts for 1 year of a-levels
2. council state peasants get coat of arms and titles like 'Scouse Stanley Jones the 2nd of High Bootle' to boost their confidence
3. new church formed that promotes nice interiors not 'ithole lutheran ones
4. passport/driving license photo replaced with portrait
5. pakis go back to pakistanzia
6. boar breeding program introduced
>>78320653
Like... seriously dude. Whoah.
>>78320516
her face mainly
>>78320679
it's got to the point where i will go out alone by myself clubbing and shit in london because they want to go home at 10 pm or go to leicester square or some complete piece of shit
>>78320473
If you're rich
>>78320653
taylor peng
>>78320600
I just think it's weird
Like they had a completely separate existance than my own and out of nowhere they're on the television or something, even though they're just some person that nobody would normally even care about
>>78320600
>success
No one or their life is perfect. Some people love to try and come across like they have everything together/I'm amazing.
>>78320712
>2. council state peasants get coat of arms and titles like 'Scouse Stanley Jones the 2nd of High Bootle' to boost their confidence
excellent idea
cat is all wet from outside
caaat!
>>78320695
why don't you go see her
>>78320679
who in their right mind gives a fuck about uni
>>78320712
And who's going to pay for all of these coats of arms and titles?
Relationship with the gf is on the rocks. Think we're going to break up
any woke niggas in?
>>78320752
miauuuu 3:
>>78320653
I searched in Portuguese and the images are a little worse, so be happy with this
>>78320635
>Going nowhere
Actually, it's plummeting to hell
>>78320473
On my first time on a passenger train, I kept ringing the service button because it made a pretty noise (I was 7 or 8). Then the service guy came to provide service to me but I'd fallen asleep.
>>78320757
are nhs
Was out in my back yard yesterday and the neighbours cat came over and started throwing itself off my feet and wouldn't let me go back in until I stroked it till it got bored.
>>78320762
can i have her?
Every post is another nail in the looters roof
You cannot share their shelter and you will find that their door is locked
Lay down your tools and let the structure collapse on them
last few threads have been decent
love it when we arent fighting over politics
>>78320734
never said anything about perfection
loving the new Twin Peaks but dear god Lynch really overdoes it with the filler
my coat of arms has a griffin and some rings on it coz im descended from a bunch of welsh monarchs
>>78320793
what about are lads?
>>78320789
fascinating
*walks away and talks to someone else*
>>78320802
you sure that wasnt my willy?
potential gf's relationship with the bf is on the rocks. Hope they break up.
>>78320753
I offer to see her anytime but she's one of those adults who hasn't really grown up, like she spends days with her early teen sister watching Disney and shit lad. Pro of this is that she's a cutie and I took her virginity but con is she's still suckling on her mothers teet.
sadboys
Biggest threat to world peace? Unoriginality.
haha i like this photo
do you also like this photo?
>>78320841
Unless your willy is very furry, has four legs and meows a lot I'm fairly sure it wasn't your willy
>>78320712
the Heraldric Court is already struggling with a backlog as is
it would take centuries to assign, vet and file new coats of arms for a million povvos
youre an idiot
>>78320845
>she's still suckling on her mothers teet.
sounds hot desu
>>78320568
*shoots the drone down with a air rifle and takes the package*
>>78320762
harry's rocks?
got 54 pence in my bank account
Honestly hope you wankers who post about gfs and the like have all the problems in the world, hope they cheat on you and abandon you completely, more so than I want all the Brody cunts to crash and burn
>>78320789
What really happened: you never got off that train alive. You're actually living in hell
>>78320880
*it's the 10 inch dragon dildo I ordered*
what runtoid internet i have for a runt like myself
kfc
watermelon
grape soda
chicken
in prison
food stamps
ghetto
not having a father
jays
jordans
yeezies
40 ounce and lawn chair
basketball
koolaid
welfare
beats by dre
dodge charger
worldstar
saggy pants
metro pcs
footlocker
low iq
dollar scratchers
smoking newports
slave
raping
playing the lottery
smacking lips
donk
corn bread
big lips
jenkem
pitbulls
single mother
weed
we wuz kiangz
drugs
chimp out
rap music
nappy hair
>>78320880
the 6 predator drones also strapped to the airship will deal with people like you
>>78320653
>>78320779
based dutchies strike again
>>78320870
have a day off you mong
people can create their own
>>78320919
What's good, Monica?
>>78320904
suck me off and you can get to 64
>>78320919
exquisite post
Alright lads off to the plane, anyone want anything?
>>78320802
cute xx
>>78320959
A british bf.
>>78320959
international gf
>>78320868
ALMOST relevant image
>>78320959
cornetto
lies at work have caught up with me
not sure how ill get out of this one
>>78320959
you here now
>>78320959
the courage to go on holiday by myself
>>78320959
cat
>>78320959
kinder egg
>>78320932
Based, now search "mulher branca com criança"
>>78320959
ask the air hostess her opinion on pints
anime
just replied to a four year old youtube comment ahaaahha
what.am.i.like.
>>78321041
are those 2 new games!! alright?
in love
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62n9po5nRHY
free speech includes ramming people with a car
>poopfartingarsehamshire
>>78321048
haha lad
>>78320993
don't believe you
really think i should have gotten more props for that oglaf comic post
sue
>>78321064
I wanna materbate and cum on her face.
When she's distracted, fart on her asshole and ask her why did she fart
i SHALL be making the alien song webm once i download this goddamn 720p cause the one i made was from a 1.7gb SD one
>>78321070
this but unironically
free speech is a bourgeois fantasy
>>78321048
I saw a 2 year old comment and it's OP is still replying to it to this day
>>78321088
>>78320985
Ah yes, Reddit humour
>>78321055
they are worried, but they are safe
>>78321086
nah
>>78320610
Cannot comprehend that there are '''''''''adult'''''''''' ''''''''''''males''''''''''''' who behave like this
I mean, it's easy for me to pretend I don't also have those traits, but I've gone from aspie to reasonably well adjusted fairly quick. The normie fast track, if you will.
>>78321120
all me
>>78321126
i am glad
>>78321064
she needs to learn how to use a de-esser
>>78321120
superb post
>>78321163
whats a one of those
>>78321177
samefag
>>78321199
yank
>>78321126
cum
another night of the fear
comfy
>>78320610
>poisons conversations with passiveaggressive "is this it?" type comments
elaborate please
>>78321182
http://lmgtfy.com/?s=b&q=is+google+broken%3F
>>78318300
>>78321163
Ein dich esser ;)
unironically filtered a lot of retarded political convo common terms
/brit/ is genuinely better when you ignore the sheeds and rorkes
>>78321215
Apparantly it is not broken, whats a de-esser
just thought id mention that i have really enjoyed the last 2 threads lads
really high quality stuff
thanks : )
>smoke weed
>Become incredibly introspective and critical of your own behaviour until you completely and utterly withdraw into your own shell, embarrassed of yourself
Does this happen to you lads?
Howling at how Hollywood scrambles to get their films into Chinese cinemas
>>78321248
check again
>>78321250
i enjoyed you too hehe
>>78321127
in reality he'd barely be able to lift that weapon, let alone swing it twice in less than 2 seconds to kill two people
>>78321253
haha yeah it's so funny and weird that movies try and get profit
Listening to 8-bit versions of German songs.
Life's good.
>>78321251
Actual I'm coming out of my cage and I'm doing just fine
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Akmal_Shaikh
china executed a british citizen for doing marijuana
>>78321251
never has weed cos I'm autismoid
>>78321280
BARATHEON STRONK
>>78321265
Its still not broken, whats a de-esser
reckon that girl who called me to hang out meant to call someone else in her contacts with the same name and never copped on
>>78321251
no just get turbohorny x
imagine if instead of having a name you were just given a number and everyone addressed you by the number
weird innit
>>78321251
Don't even know who I'd get weed off haha
>>78321294
Which songs?
>>78321248
De-essing is any technique intended to reduce or eliminate the excessive prominence of sibilant consonants, such as "s", "z", "c" and "sh", in recordings of the human voice. Sibilance lies in frequencies anywhere between 2–10 kHz, depending on the individual voice.
>>78321323
you sure?
>>78321330
Such is the life of a jew.
>>78321330
It happened it's called the Holocaust and it's not something to joke about.
>>78321330
think that happens to me already, people just call me number 1
>>78321330
there must be some tribes or something where this is the case
Our time will come again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5kU6VbKa1UU
You will be swept aside
>>78321346
Thanks, that makes a lot of sense.
>>78321354
I'm fairly sure that Google is still working
>>78321330
at least your number would be unique to you
>>78320475
>>78321345
78321368
Found this playlist, I think the guy who made it is from int.
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLwsZLb8MT5VO6EwN0-Hj5KrSA4Hw_7X2V>>78321368
>>78321378
Is neo-Nazism basically just a religion?
>>78321385
did you look under the tray
>>78320600
Because you're a talentless little runt and even if you were gifted in any way your parents are also runts who wouldn't have nurtured them
Listening to 2-bit versions of German songs
>>78321253
don't they only allow a few 'western' movies be shown there every year? hence matt damon starring in that bloody atrocity recently
>>78321415
Hmmm
>>78321309
>In 2003, Shaikh sexually harassed and unfairly dismissed a 24-year-old female employee; he also failed to pay more than half her wages. In 2004, an Employment Tribunal awarded her £10,255.97 damages and unpaid wages, which he subsequently never paid.
Ah yes, Pakis
>>78321330
alri 78321330
>>78321378
nah
bored as fuck on the computer these days
been to the gym and cooked dinner already
>>78321430
what a needlessly rude post
>>78321446
yeah something like 30 films a year which is why they all scramble to shove as much Chinese stuff into their films as possible in the hopes of getting accepted
howling at people who study photography
yeah mate your picture of that trees shadow will definitely make you a living
not a crowded market for that kind of thing at all
>>78321430
Not a very nice thing to say to that anon
Just killed a spider the size of my palm
It was fucking horrible
how do i use this hash my new israelite friend gave me?
>>78321460
*dies 13, 600, 000 times*
>>78321491
Should've let it live, enjoy being terrorised by even worse creepy-crawlies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1D_7AmBWF6w
>>78321502
inject it. whole
>>78321502
up the arse
>>78321529
*beats you and shoves my big cock down your women's throats*
>>78321532
Saw it for a second fleeing under my couch
I moved the couch and smashed the fucker
it was huge
imagine if you were assigned numbers at birth and people would try and shag at the right time for big gets
>>78321346
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ct2eEsVsFvQ
woah ...
>>78321502
no one replied before because no one cars. you're still failing to realise this.
Just told my mum I was abused at various mosques around Rochdale and her first response was to call me a liar
>>78321533
is he ok
>>78321561
Enjoy being eaten by a silverfish the size of your couch
>>78321553
*starves to death and becomes irrelevant*
>>78321581
Were you?
>>78321251
yes
weed is shit
>>78321396
>>78321581
probably because you weren't?
>>78321581
did you get bum raped by an imam
is that why you are like this?
What will be the status of us honorary whites after the race war
lana puts in some performance in this gangbang wew
>>78321581
>mentally ill paki cunt was abused as a kid
who'd've guessed
>>78320367
just go then
>>78321251
pretty much sums up my life but I still smoke it
>>78321502
Mix with tobacco and then smoke
>>78321487
It's passion, something you wouldn't understand
love watching lower classes at museums
yeah mate, it's an egyptian, bet you did those at key stage 2
>>78321638
Don't move threads, shit edition.
>>78321627
slaves
>>78321662
tory prick
>>78321502
Several ways you can do it. You could stab a ball of it with a safety pin, burn it for a few seconds until it becomes harder before crumbling it into a roll-up. You could put it in a bong.
Or my favourites is to roll it into a long, thin sausage shape and then put it into a roll up cig.
>>78321606
>>78321621
>>78321624
>>78321629
I was PHYSICALLY abused and humiliated
Beaten with a cane daily (plastic, not wood since he broke it over a kid once)
Made to stand for an hour
Made to get into stress positions (arms through legs and pulling ears)
>>78321702
yeah, I believe it. it explains your mental illness
>>78321702
okay
so why didn't you complain about this to your mum when it happened?
Very good night of testicle eradication tonight lads. Waved my sack in front of the dog, he big it straight off. One bite. Completely gone now.
>>78321582
no he's inbread haha
>>78321757
Because I thought it was normal
I honestly just realised how fucked up it was a year or so ago (I'm 26), this began between ages 5-10
I had a great time as an altar boy.
>>78321835
ah right so you're an idiot then
gotcha
>>78321922
Fuck off, that's normal for someone who was abused at a young age and beloved mother was sending him to such a place
2 weeks off work as of Thursday lads
WAHEEYYY
absolutely hate british girls
>>78322188
not right
>>78321309
>>78321452
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFv0eS5p9hs
his song.
>>78321976
If it's by your parents, it's not abuse. They're training you.
You're just a pussy.
>>78322188
hate tories. but at least they aren't the snp and they dont put up with scotlands utter nonsense