/brit/

plymouth is actually an alright place

I'm left wing
What's wrong with that?

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>>78313498
>spanish
>want to talk about politics
>come to /brit/
???

>>78313498
don't care just stop talking about it

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>>78313524
me on the right

*takes a great leap forward*

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hooome
take me home

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What's gonna happen to britfags when their bongydinger goes away?

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>>78315362
too bad he's turning JUST

>>78315483
August 21st marks the death of "Great" Shitain

>>78315876
now let's see her face

wtf i did the dishes and you all made a grand total of 3 posts

>>78315483
And replaced by Islamic call to prayer

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>>78315944

watching prometheus

>>78318282
>>78318275
>>78318295
literally fell for the lowest ever bait I have ever put out, there wasn't even any effort in that one

wish I was a cute girl

>>78313445
who's doubting you lad

any fast memers in?

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IMJUN MY SUPRISE NIGGA

*smacks lips*

Not liking the fact that the entire spanish population of /int/ is in this thread right now I'm not

>>78318357
nice x

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i SAID, you arrive in shoreditch

>>78318388
>replying to a 2+ hour old post
kys

>>78318358
>missed the blatant joke
brainlet

lefties are mentally ill jewish drones

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>>78318358
to yuor credit it could be birmingham.

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>>78313445

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This image triggers rorke

>>78318431
>gif
fuck off

gif
fuck off

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Leftypol
>food aisles in the soviet union were plentiful stocked and everyone got what they needed

Reality
>“Even the Politburo doesn’t have this choice. Not even Mr. Gorbachev,” he said.

>He told his fellow Russians in his entourage that if their people, who often must wait in line for most goods, saw the conditions of U.S. supermarkets, “there would be a revolution.”

>>78318440
they had cameras thousands of years ago?

bum stinks
going to go shower x

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the gf

i said i havent had a drink for a whike

>>78318457
fake news

>>78318460
ermmm don't bring facts and logic into this ok

t. leftypol

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anime

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Finding yourself pushed from your comfortable position in the radical centre to the right by the selfishly cannibalistic leftists?

Absolute shitton of blacks in A Coruña.
Not even a rorke but I reckon almost all of them must be illegal

gif fuck off

watching ww2 in colour.

what are all these nazis that are in uniforms and indiscriminately killing people? i thought they were just people who support donald trump and ukip?

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yo why didnt Gala Dry Elle just riverdance da ring into mordor

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thoughts on prozzies?
i am growing increasingly curious tbqh

do they do gay ones do you think?

anyone else fucked up their alevels but managed to finesse their way into a good uni and then smashed it and then got a masters degree from one of the top unis?

feel like a charlatan 2bvh.

>>78318519
you from cruña mate

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>>78318358
I'd call you a plonker but I've been tricked into reading /eiré/ threads when some cheeky fuckers have linked them at 300 posts and not noticed

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~nyan~

What were you saying about black people, anon?

>>78318519
Saw tons of fat African prozzies in my time in Spain
Sort it out, its disgusting

>>78318440
我们

>>78318537
you live in the fucking netherlands just go for it

>>78318537
krazy kot

>>78318553
Literal paedophile

>rap is shi-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_nrBlR0NbU

lefties are useful idiots for the globalist agenda

>>78318457
no one believes that obvious western propaganda

>posting a new /brit/ that early
a little bit too cheeky

>>78318603
nothing but jewish pawns

hey rorke here's an idea, if you don't like the thread, fuck off to /britpol/, it's an echo chamber for people like you with IQs of 80

>>78318537
bruuuhhhhhhhh dis nigga STRETCHED OUT

>>78318519

lefties applaud this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIfUAEljdTs

>>78318519
isn't that cause you lads insist on holding on to some shitty enclave in Morocco or wherever where they all hop the fences and get asylum and go to the mainland?

>>78318643
this is a rorke general, you're the tourist here

>>78318544
so far yeah
could change any moment though

>>78318590
too awkward
i dont know what the proceedure is

>>78318643
hey lefty here's an idea, if you don't like the thread, fuck off to /leftypol/, it's an echo chamber for people like you with IQs of 80

>>78318672
Tbh the people on the beach are from andalucia
They're not much worse

>>78318686
>>78318700
I don't think so sweetie, I've discussed the virtues of Maoist China here before you even knew what 4chan was xxx

>>78318698
>hey bby u wan sum fuk
>ya cumbum 5 euro love u long tide

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sue

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what are the odds on the leftypol spam having some kind of kosher relation

>>78318709
Not very nice Juan

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love turbo gentrification

>>78318714
you're the cancer killing /brit/

just leave

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cats x

>>78318714
been here longer than you. and if you have been here since i was, you were a child when you were posting

>>78318735
HOLY SHIT
THEY'RE ALL WHITE

>>78318751
>you're the cancer killing /brit/
summer. posting.

Thinking of doing my own homebrew IPA lads. Anyone on here attempted this and whether they had good results?

>>78318766
>>78318751
Take my advice and go to /britpol/, you'll fit in much better there where you autistically screech about immigrants despite never leaving the house

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>>78318765

I could never have thought this general could he put into such disrepair by the leftist influx, people will soon forget that this general was an oasis in the comedic desert of 4chan
Quit the /brit/ don't let your blood be their sustenance

>>78318773
yes we know that leftypol are only here during the summer while school is on holiday

they will be off in September

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its raining
perfect for cuddling with a lad

Any Aussie man up?

love it when the neighbours cat walks up to me and wants a stroke

https://www.rothschild.com/en/greater-china/

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>>78318735

>>78318728
but im gay
and all the prozzies in the windows are female

theres nothing that IS are doing/did that Muhammad didnt also do.

>>78318819
yeah you

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>>78318821

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Furthest I've travelled:

North: Helsinki
South: Montevideo
East: Tokyo
West: Easter Island

>>78318788
you're the one who needs to leave

everyone in the thread agrees with me

you're the cancer killing this once great general

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>I could never have thought this general could he put into such disrepair by the leftist influx, people will soon forget that this general was an oasis in the comedic desert of 4chan
>Quit the /brit/ don't let your blood be their sustenance

>>78318838
lesbians are gay too

>>78318788
been at work all day, only been posting the last couple of hours. generally tend to ignore lefties. you're the ones screeching though, very small minority of posters constantly arguing about the same topics. tiresome.

>>78318821
there's a three legged cat on my street that i sometimes pet :3

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business idea: cute lads with cats

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>>78318875
dont understand

What's the point of living in this country lads?

I've been working for 8 months and I already realise how I'm just completely and utterly fucked regardless of what I do.

I will probably never own my own home
I will consequently probably never have children
I will probably never stop working because the retirement age will be 70
I will probably have to keep working for 10 more years before moving out of a flatshare becomes viable (even then i'll have to contend with a grim old commute)
I will have to stay in London for the sake of my profesional development


It's just awful lads, I hate everything in life. i'm so fucking miserable. the only glimmer of hope is that after perhaps another 4-5 years working in my area i will be internationally marketable and be able to actually just once and for all fuck off.

I feel really bad for people who are in low-tier jobs without skills. Even though being middle class like myself, in a graduate job isn't materially mcuh better at least i have an escape route. The call centrists are literally fucked, there is no escape for them and it makes me feel really bad.

>>78318836
This leftypol corrections image is literally false

east?

ohhh

I thought you meant weast

>>78318890
we already have one of those on brit you nufig

brave is the most shit browser i've ever used. can't believe people pay money to that company

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furthest I've traveled:
north: london
south: isle of wight

>>78318881
This. It's fucking embarrasing and cringeworthy. Wish they'd just fuck off for good they literally never used to exist here

i am technically morally superior to god

"Sure the entertainment rations have reduced to 1 portion a week, but at least its better than in the days of the radical centrists"

>>78318931
Bit horrifying really

>>78318836
>No
>No
>Lie
>They dindu nuffin
you can do better than that boyo

>>78318900
unironically try living for a few years in another country like the US or NZ or something

either youll hate it and gain a new appreciation for the UK or youll love it and then you can just expatriate there

>>78318900
if you get a mrs who works too you can pay off a mortgage by the time your middle aged. just have to hope she doesn't fuck you and take all your shit later in life. mass immigration for generations is the blame. in the 60's and 70's it was much easier to do all that shit

your opinions on gifs?

Hate rorkes, Brodies are ok

>>78318931
Howling at this image

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rate

>>78318980
How american

>>78318936
just ignore it anon
you don't have to get upset, that's why they (we) do it
don't even belief half the shit i post i just know it annoys rorkelets

>North
Scotland for a few hours. Don't really count it. I've been in the Lake District longer
>South
Cancun
>East
Beijing
>West
San Antonio, Texas

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>>78318972

>>78318931
north: iceland
south: peru

>>78318967
>mass immigration
what are you on about mate
its directly because of Thatcherite "Right to Buy policies", nowt to do with immies

>>78318972
outdated
no place in modern society

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back from my shower

>>78318967
>just have to hope she doesn't fuck you and take all your shit later in life
that's the risk isn't it, because that will make me even MORE just'd

the other problem is that the bf-gf thing has gone away. people just netflix and chill... or so i'm told ;_;
>>78318966
been abroad when i was younger and liked it.

reckon i could happily fuck off from this country for good. problem is i think i need 5 more years of work expereince to be competitive.

>>78318994
I meant to be near the gobi desert for ukraine but I had the map zoomed out and the clicker isn't centered on the cursor.

>>78318980
>american can't tell the difference between his own country and mexico
kekkles

*poos on every right winger itt*

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>>78318931
yorkshire, guernsey

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>>78319039
New Mexico used to be Mexico so it's okay

>>78319039
you think new mexico and mexico look vastly different?

>>78319021
bugs..

These are the countries I have been to in my 19 years of life.

england
wales
france
belgium
the netherlands
germany
sweden
denmark
spain
italy
greece
morocco
peru
USA
canada
switzerland

>>78318931
norway, arctic circle
australia or south island not sure which is further

>>78318859
hes right though

>>78319026
don't listen to the memes. most girls want security and a loyal bf who will have kids with her and let her decorate the house.

4chan is more nihilistic than right-wing

doubt anyone here is politically astute enough to have anything other than broad surface-level opinions on complex issues and how society should function

if theres a post you dont like just dont reply to it

there is nothing more discouraging or frustrating for baiters than to get no (You)'s
no matter how biting or witty you think your comeback is, the only thing you can do to upset them is silence; anything else is counterproductive

of course youd know this if you were over 20, but that excludes about 80% of /brit/

>>78319110
we've got a wicked sense of humor too

>>78319085
fuck i forgot iceland and scotland

>>78319085
Was unironically born in the Nederlands

Would explain why I'm MUCH taller and more autistic than my parents

>>78319085
me

england
wales
france
belgium
netherlands
germany
andorra
spain
portugal
greece
italy
morocco
uae
turkey
estonia
finland
usa
canada
singapore
australia
nz
south africa
mozambique
italy

Hate rorkes, Brodies are bearable

>>78319171
virgins can have sex tho?

want to travel but i dont know how. arranging flights, accommodation and travelling in and between countries seems far too complex. duno how people do it.

>>78319140
>UAE
runt

my dad owns a lawyering firm, and he says that if any of his lawyers take a job in:
>Qatar
>UAE generally
>Singapore
>Malaysia
>Dubai
then when they get back to england he makes up some bullshit reason to fire them from his office

he says only greedy and amoral subhumans voluntarily visit or take work in these places

>>78319171
haha

>>78319110
i'll align with whatever political party that isn't trying to infringe upon our rights. that happens to be the republican party at the moment

>>78319178
you're mentally ill

>>78319085
England
Scotland
USA
Mexico
France
Germany
China

I have lived in JF countries for longer than I reckon most people here have

>>78319085
me
USA
hawai'i
catalina islands
mojave
alcatraz
long island
liberty island
florida
texas
new mexico
nevada
washington d.c.

>>78319188
>listing the UAE twice

>>78319196
what was china like lad

i have dreams of living in hong kong someday, im very interested in your opinions

Listening to some MJ

His talent and accomplishments are truly beyond what words can describe

>>78319188
had a connecting flight from uae and singapore...

spent about 2 days in uae and 1 day in singapore.

>>78319111
Notice how I'm the only one replying lad

>>78319085
every country in the EU
aus
nz
canada
usa
sierra leone

simples

>>78318596
Answer me now

>>78319032
>>78319032
>>78319032

>>78319223
hong kong is not china you innocent gayboy

Yakub (sometimes spelled Yacub or Yaqub) is a mythological figure of the Nation of Islam (NOI). According to the story, Yakub was a black scientist who lived "6,600 years ago" and began the creation of the white race to be a "race of devils." He is said to have done this through a form of selective breeding referred to as "grafting", while living on the island of Patmos.

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>>78319188
you've posted this before verbatim
whats going on big guy?

>>78319246
similar though
both full of chinamen, for one thing

>>78319085
>>78319129
>>78319140
>>78319196
>>78319206
>>78319235
FORNTs

been to about 3 countries

love being poor

>>78318900
>I will probably never own my own home
you don't need to own your own home
>I will consequently probably never have children
you don't need to have kids
>I will probably never stop working because the retirement age will be 70
oh boo hoo you don't get free money from the government
>I will probably have to keep working for 10 more years before moving out of a flatshare becomes viable (even then i'll have to contend with a grim old commute)
>I will have to stay in London for the sake of my profesional development
ah yes london

>>78319187
Underage

Literally all you need is to type in your card details to the website

If it's Europe then you don't even need to do all that shite, you just hop on trains and walk into hostels to pay in cash

There is no limit to how much one can receive but you can only give until you have nothing left. You cannot beat them unless you stop filling the bank from which they loot

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diane_Abbott#Comments_on_race

what a vile, racist tardigrade she is

>>78319278
it was quicker for me to open a new tab, search for the words "lawyering firm" in desuarchive and copypaste it rather than retyping the same post

i am a sim with the autonomy turned off
dont do anything unless its to stay alive

>>78319223
Went to Beijing which isn't representative of the whole country, especially Hong Kong which isn't part of the Mainland
Don't know how to sum it up. What do you want to know?

>>78319300
what website?

foreign trains are in foreign languages. how would i know where and when to go?

>>78319363
just like what it's like and stuff

>>78318972
like them because they work on my AppleipadTM

>>78319392
>>78319363
this

>>78319292
>don't need to own your own home
true, but its better
>don't need to have kids
ltierally do, to make up for my own shortcomings i want some prodigous sons

>>78318900
Good think my mummy and daddy are dentists and I have at least a couple hundred grand lined up for me in inheritance

t. Tarquin

>>78319390
trainline and not being a fucking retard helps
they all have signs

captcha: visa oyster

>>78319414
>ltierally do, to make up for my own shortcomings i want some prodigous sons
lol

>>78319187
try interrailing lad
its dead easy and you can go almost anywhere in the EU without any prior preparation or planning for free

its been a real good "introduction to solo travelling" for me

>>78319363
are the people friendly?
did you experience any "culture clash?"

>foreign trains are in foreign languages. how would i know where and when to go?
i hope this was sarcasm

Observe the tory cunts who have travelled their entire life, laughing at the poor
>>78319462
>>78319426

>>78319187
>accomodation
hostelworld.com

dead fucking easy

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The whip

>>78319462
dude how was I supposed to know that Madrid was Madrid

>>78319450
Genuinely a bit scared of solo travelling tbqh

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>>78319291
i've never left my state

Mate that is still in University seems to think that because I work every day and didn't go to University I'm swimming in money as if I don't have to pay for rent, food and travel.

Can't wait for the mong to start a full time job and actually have to start paying for shit. He'll probably have to pay more considering loans etc.

>>78319392
metro in Beijing was easy and super cheap to use
everything is in mandarin and english. Think the Most expensive journey was like £2
Eating out was super cheap. A group of 10 of us ordered a load of dishes and shared, and it was only £5 per person and we were all full up afterwards
Pollution is a bit meh, on the bad days I was fine but a mate of mine was hacking up his guts and his eyes were super red and he doesn't have asthma
Lots of places have aircon which is nice on the days where it's 40 celcius

>>78319450
The people who are friendly and speak to you in English, they're going to scam you
I went into a shop and spoke Mandarin and the lady at the till asked my how long I've been studying and where I'm from. She seemed quite friendly

Anything else?

>>78319487
mad

business idea: an app that translates signs. hold your camera up, it takes a picture and parses the characters then translates the words

>A group of 10 of us
fuc kof normiessss reeeeeee

>>78315876
I saw Lorde yesterday

>>78319561
>how to get robbed, the app
i can tell youve never travelled before

>>78319527
Not correct.

any raggamuffin man in?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wzNqV_9aDbE

got my honey on the amtrak with the crack in the crack of her ass two pounds of hash in the stash

>>78319390
Wow you really are underage aren't you, must be 14 or so. Makes me cringe because I used to be like you. Sheltered by mummy and daddy, didn't even know how to use a cash machine the first time. Tragic.

''What website'', nigga the website of the airline company you want to use or the hotel you found on Google.

Just... what? You go to the international train station and shout "PRAGUE ONE WAY" through the glass and pay. Really complicated isn't it?

>>78319593
mong

>>78319594
what's not correct?

>>78319568
It was with university. I was by far the most abnormie one there.

always have a giggle when i see signs saying beware of pickpockets when travelling

like some oliver twist looking cunt at park guell is gonna do anything to me lmao id put that catalan worm to sleep no bother x

Any ASMR

ok so i get a flight to a foreign airport.

what then? a taxi to my hotel? what if the taxi driver doesn't speak English?

what if i want to travel between cities? how does that work? its all in whatever language and i dont know of any websites for foreign trains times and destinations. and even then the website will probably be in a foreign language. how on earth people navigate foreign train systems is beyond me.

>>78319586
>i saw a dressed-up turd vomiting soupy poo at the crowd
fascinating

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Israeli lad gave me some hash as a 'thank you' for taking him out last night.

1) how much is this?
2) how do i use it?
3) what are the effects?

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>ASMR

>>78319618
why would you run up to a car that just mowed a bunch of people down and start whacking it with a stick

>>78319615
>he's 16 now
>he's a big boy in a big world

>>78319618
that looks like an accident

>>78319659
>why do niggers do silly things

>>78319651
That's dried faeces.

britain is rubbish

>>78319623
When I was in prague some guy nearly pickpocketed me, his hand went for my pocket.

>>78319187
it's super fucking easy if you don't go to countries like China and Russia that require you to get an "invite" from your "host"

>>78319390
in most intercity trains in Europe, the announcements are made in the local language and English most of the time
just learn the local name of a town in case you get on a local commuter train

>>78319618
poor bloke was provoked into doing that

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>>78319291
went abroad once. no chance of doing so or desire to do so again
used to hate hearing richer kids in school talk about their experiences abroad. would sometimes lie just so i didn't feel out of place

>>78319634
Honestly mate just common sense

Most signs are in English too
Use the metro/train to get to the city
Use google maps and stuff
Write down the address on paper and show it to your driver

Jesus just get to the train station and ask for a destination they'll give you a ticket
Stop being so autistic

>>78319634
regardless if nobody speaks english around you they do understand the names of places and addresses on pieces of paper

>what if i want to travel between cities? how does that work? its all in whatever language and i dont know of any websites for foreign trains times and destinations. and even then the website will probably be in a foreign language. how on earth people navigate foreign train systems is beyond me.
is google broken?

>>78319517
once you do it one time, it's easy

>>78319618
Ooooooooo get a claim in for whiplash

>>78319634
went to morocco alone. had problems like these lol.

>get out of the airport
>taxi drivers fighting for me
>accidentally paid the guy too little but the hotel guards told him to fuck off

>wandering around the city
>street signs are all in arabic and french and are all falling apart

managed to finesse it some how 2bh. even ended up just catching a local bus back to my hotel. bare arab guys giving me evil looks on the bus and that, but the driver was helpful lol

>>78319492
i still cant find germany got stuck in dutchland, fucking waterjews

if you can navigate from one English city to another you can travel throughout Europe no problem

t. guy who has been travelling throughout europe no problem for the last 3 weeks

>What do you mean you haven't been to Paris anon? I've been about 7 times

What part of this do stupid fucking tories do not understand
I grew up on a fucking council estate

>>78319634
print out the address and/or keep the address on your phone and show it to the driver

some countries have websites in English, some don't
just google "Germany train tickets" or "italy train tickets" and it's usually the first one

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Look up the following in Google Images:

White woman with children
White couple
White American Inventors
European history people
Happy American couple
European people art
White man and white woman

>>78319751
literally could not pay me to go to paris desu

>>78319618
This relatively minor incident is going to change the face of American conservativism permanently, sadly

>>78319751
mate I flew for 1p several times, there's just no excuse

>>78319630
new rikita

>>78319793
>flew for 1p
sure you did

>>78319784
wht the fuck lol

>>78319784
If you can't understand why that result happens you're beyond help

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>>78319751
what, you dont have £29 to your name?
pull your socks up lad ffs

travel broadens the mind

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>already 9 oclock
>toil in a mere 12 hours

>>78319789

Self defence is going to change cuckservatism? Great.

>>78319751
>>78319786
Paris is a shithole. The sole reason to go there is to impress people who don't realise how shit it is.

Geneva is far superior, but artsy Francophile hipster girls probably aren't aware it exists.

>>78319810
yes I did you mong
in 2008 and 2009
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/travel/748897/Ryanair-agrees-to-end-ads-for-1p-flights.html
visa electron, online checkin, no bags

>>78319835
thats a one way ticket

hotels are another £400 for one day

>>78319835
>£29 plane ticket
>£50 train ticket
I hate this country

>>78319836
>have today off
>feel even worse about having to go back in tommorow

ok so travelling from large cities and towns in foreign countries sounds relatively easy but what if i want to explore the surrounding countryside and such that are in more rural areas with less developed infrastructures.

how do i go about doing that?

business idea: a new search engine named Poogle

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dasitmane

>>78319722
>accidentally paid the guy too little but the hotel guards told him to fuck off
lel

>>78319870
ah guess you did

>>78319835
app?

>>78319870
>no bags

>grew up poor
>still get excited when I use the train to get somewhere

:3

>>78319880
get a tour guide or learn the language

>>78319880
Are you over 25? You could rent a car.

>>78319875
It really is cheaper to fly than to go by train anywhere in Britain.

wasn't there like a thing that 4chan did that when you search "boat" or some shit ford mustangs come up?

>>78319871
right so you dont stay in a hotel
you stay in a hostel for about £30 a night for a decent one

>>78319895
literally just googled "cheap flight london paris"

>he doesn't fly to Prague with the work boys on a Friday night for a few hours before flying back and getting home safe and sound around 5AM

tragic

>>78319913
I took the train to University every day for a year
still enjoy taking that train journey and turn into a little kid when it comes to longer train journeys and flying

BAN FUCKING CARS NOW

>>78319880
Plan way ahead

Renting a car is the easiest option but if youre in a 3rd world country then use forums like lonelyplanet or tripadvisor, people know the bus routes in rural places in China and shit

hell people on /trv/ go to 3rd world countries with about $150 and survive with that without planning anywhere

>>78319912
no check in bags I meant
used to line my coats with chargers and books lol
quite a while to take them out at extra security before boarding

>>78319875
>>78319921
just get the coach you idiots

>>78319880
>tfw go on google maps and find random places in the world (usually rural) and just sit there looking around thinking 'i wonder what its like to live there'

c:

>>78319971
>taking the bus in China
don't do this at all unless you speak good Mandarin
even in the major cities the announcements for the stops are only in Chinese and no one will speak English

>>78319998
Literally and actually me

>>78319865
whats nice about geneva

>>78319965
after i was fucked by a car i was never the same

>>78319989
>37 hours and 6 coaches to go from London to Milton Keynes
would rather not

>>78319913
>:3
i'll show you places x

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My current budgeting for my 30 day trip if anyone is curious:

>30 day interail pass
£400
>average hostel
£30 a night
>food
£20 a day
>spending money/other
£10 a day

all in all its about £2.3k i think

really not that bad and im an inexperienced traveller - a pro could probably get it much lower

seems like europe is the only place worth visiting solo.

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>>78320027

>>78320036
why post this in pounds you mong

>>78319634
Mate, seriously, you aren't going to survive in the real world with this naivety. I pray you really are underage.

Depends how good the public transport is. I live in Prague, you can get to the city center from the airport in 40 minutes with the provided bus link and metro.

Otherwise, you just shout the name of your hotel at the taxi driver and he puts it into his GPS. All taxis have GPS in them nowadays. And most taxi drivers speak will English, obviously.

Traveling between cities is like I said before. You go to the train station and ask for a ticket to said city and you hop on when it arrives. If it's a small or far away city, there may only be a few trains every day, so just Google it. You'll find the timetable, in English, I swear. If you can't find English translations to where you want to go then it's probably some third world shithole you should never be going to anyway.

>>78320036
>>food
>£20 a day
FAT CUNT jesus christ
>£10 a day
WHAT THE FUCK

>>78320014
just open up google maps and use the location feature to tell what stop it is

>>78320036
>>average hostel
>£30 a night
what the fuck
I sure I paid like £8 a night a few years ago for one in Earls Court and 10 minutes from the Tube station

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>>78319085

me

>>78320067
well if you're eating out and not buying any supermarket food, £20 for a day seems about right

>>78320036
what was your route?
i've planned a 30 day interrail trip for next year

>>78320061
he's a brit
keep up mate

want to go interrailing with mates but were all broke

'travelling' is cringe

>>78320103
>eating out daily whilst in a western country (except america where eating out is obscenely cheap)

why?

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>>78320119

>>78319634

I travelled from Helsinki to Hong Kong by train and I literally have aspergers mate, it's fucking easy

>>78320061
coz im english

>>78320067
>£4 brekkie
>£8 lunch
>£8 dindins
seems about right

>>78320105
well i sort of planned it on the go
but its:

london
brussels
amsterdam
berlin
malmo
copenhagen
tiny danish beachside town
back to amsterdam
paris
zurich
vienna
prague
back to london
edinburgh
london again

>>78318300
>>78318300
>>78318300

so if im travelling and visiting lots of places, should i book each hostel/hotel in advance or just arrive in the city and walk into a decent place and hope they have a room free?
seems like a hassle having to pre-book like 5 places in advance and hope all the dates match up.

want to go interrailing with mates but they're all autistic or posh

>>78319825

Great argument.

I'm sure they wouldn't have changed their algorithm if blacks were affected.

>>78320155
>>£4 brekkie
>>£8 lunch
>>£8 dindins
>seems about right

what kind of a fat cunt are you?
breakfast:
70p (oatcakes from super market lasts 2 days) and milk (£1 will last at 4 days)

lunch:
subway 3.00

dinner
yeah £8 is fair but still you could get for cheaper.

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>>78320155
very nice
no cheeky budapest?
might be changing this though and meeting up with the 'rents on their holiday in croatia

>>78319914
>I've never visited another cunt.

bellwhiff