fit rednecks edition
jesus i would let them shove their white pride right in my arsehole desu
jesus i would let them shove their white pride right in my arsehole desu
lets get this one a-going, rather
imagine being spanked by those dirty belts
YUM
>>78313414
that's my gimmick
Iiiii once had a pooooo
or should I say, a number twooooo
sheeeee showed me her poooo
isn't it good? sticky hot muddddd
what did she mean by this?
>gay thread or chink thread
rorke will be FUMING
despacito
this or another ching one
fine then gay rednecks it is
>>78313476
what movie lad?
What's wrong with being left wing?
Swish :)
>>78313512
don't pretend you're not throbbing erect right now
>>78313527
alien lad
absolute kino
>>78313497
why do people hate privilege? its great and allows us to do amazing things
>>78313546
>absolute kino
what a load of malarkey
you've never seen a good film in your life
>>78313446
>>78313459
bit gay lads
>>78313528
no one can answer... interesting...
most people you think are left-wing are in fact neoliberals
Swish swish woooooo swish swish aaooooooooooooo swish swish shuka shuka vrooooooooooom vroom vroom bzzzzzzzz bzzzz click click click cheep cheep cheep cheep aooooooooooo swish
>>78313497
all her songs sound the same
she's a shit-tier """""""musician""""""" and probably has a ghost writer
>>78313528
it attracts the lamentable
>>78313578
it really is especially if you watch prometheus and covenant back to back
besides there arent any decent movies after 2010 anyway
>>78313528
post about it somewhere else jose no one fucking cares
fixing a THICC vegan smoothie
hello x
>>78313630
both of those movies have horrible writing
they simply don't make sense
>>78313585
where is the before and after of the star? i would be interested to see her workmanship
>>78313546
cheers lad, thought i recognised it.
Come home European man!
>inb4 we are not European
Yes you are, for 2 more years at least :^)
>>78313382
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lEpJPrXiiYA
Too much of a brainlet to get my head around safely ordering from dnms
>>78313557
what better way to absolve yourself of responsibility than to fight to be the most oppressed?
anime
>>78313630
there are lots of good films after 2010
>>78313699
Fuck off Boris
>>78313732
name 50
having a sweet chilli foccacia x
>>78313732
name 30
>>78313699
dont se our flag in the op...so shant
what's wrong with being an overweight gay rorke?
>>78313732
name 1
bread is currently rising
baked bread ETA: 14:00 EST
>>78313699
sorry but bregg zit means breakfast
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-40793140
right then...
Sardines on toast then gym lads
>>>/fit/42499391
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSPPDBeSwOw
>>78313758
>overweight
sort it
more qts
>>78313776
if you don't love dogs you are subhuman filth, whatever your skin colour
My teeth are yellow despite brushing twice or more each day is it the anglo genes?
>>78313717
responsibility for what?
guilt is slave rubbish
white privilege is great and we should be doing all we can to expand that power
>>78313845
western diet
the sharper the curve on the bill of a man's baseball cap, the redder his neck
>>78313776
glad that our tax money went to that filth
>>78313845
literally nothing wrong with slightly yellow teeth, they're not supposed to be pearly white
>>78313776
quality content from the bbc again
>>78313794
>>78313675
alright, i'll bite
what doesnt make sense to you
>>78313845
you didn't brush enough as a child, blame your parents
>>78313900
who the fuck is this aids ridden uggo
its everyday bro
:3 <3
Everybody wanna steal my girl
Everybody wanna take her heart away
Couple million in the whole wide world
Find another one because she belongs to me
>England in the current year
https://youtu.be/-_WOit-cuBA
Rate the dins
>>78313813
dogs are disgusting and should all be used for meat
>FUCKING RASHEED REEE GET OUT OF ENGLAND
*goes out for a chicken korma*
>oohhh, beltin'
>>78313983
state of that steak
>>78313983
murderer
>>78313983
looks really, really, shit
>>78314004
the state of leftypol arguments
>>78313996
you are disgusting and should be used for meat
dogs are bros
>>78313851
being incarcerated
being violent
being less skilled or less paid
not being overrepresented in every single aspect of media/politics/employment
people* find it easier to overlook the class issues and default all of their problems to whitey
and in an international scale, they just don't want to accept that the outperformance of white societies didn't depend ENTIRELY on subjugation and imperialism and shit
>>78313905
cba to type up a comprehensive post so i'll give it a quick rundown
>prometheus
>bunch of scientists exploring an alien planet
>walk around without their helmets on
>play around with an alien snake
>get infected with alien disease
>run in a straight line from a falling object
>covenant
>bunch of scientists and highly trained people exploring alien planet
>deviate off course because of a fucking john denver song
>walk around without helmets on
>get infected with alien disease
>die like idiots
>trust a robot who just tried to kill you
the people in these movies are easily the biggest retards i've ever seen
>>78313941
It's me :(
>>78313760
happy feet
>>78313983
need more vegetable have fun wiping your ass
>>78314004
ah yes
things were getting a bit too quiet I reckon, gotta let another shart rip
>>78314012
it's medium rare. there's nothing wrong with it.
>>78314025
it's actually really really good
>>78313845
Yellow teeth are yellow because of stained dentine which is the layer below the enamel. When you brush you only brush the surface of the enamel. No amount of brushing will ever make your teeth less yellow.
Whitening toothpastes are also a meme. The only way to whiten your teeth is to bleach the layer below the enamel.
oh and lorde in particular and others like her is just a classic case of being a white saviour
which is of course quite patronising in itself
>>78314082
looks like your average runt slop
>>78314122
why do you care mate
is it really important
>medium rare
enjoy eating blood
>>78314125
it's aberdeen angus fillet steak, 30 days aged, home made cajun wedges, fried tomato and onion. nothing too fancy, hardly runt slop either.
>>78313845
if they're naturally yellow that means they have a thicker protein layer making them stronger. rodents have orange teeth and can chew through brick and steel.
>>78314150
quiet yourself son i am having a discussion
>>78313845
your teeth arent supposed to be sparkling white
in new zealand, lorde is perceived as a queen, on the same level as elizabeth even. they worship her
GRRR YOU'RE NOT A MAN IF YOU DON'T LIKE DOGS
http://www.westmonster.com/migrant-crossings-to-italy-down-76-with-defend-europe-ship-patrolling/
Godly.
>medium rare
enjoy eating
What do Tim and Rorke have in common?
They both believe they're being messed around by an organised group of people
Walk into the club sporting armani
Half the club's snorting my charlie
>>78314114
so strip the enamel, whiten them and put the enamel back on? how do?
>>78314175
you are talking about lorde being a sjw and how problematic that is
take a good fucking look at yourself mate
>>78314157
i did, thanks. it really mixes will with the onions and tomato
>>78314187
she should be higher than the queen, at least she wasn't born into her status
>>78314056
oh okay i thought the backstory you had problems with
i just prefer to think they're dumb
>>78314220
hello cromwell
>>78314200
>What do Tim and Rorke have in common?
unemployed?
mentally ill?
irrational?
don't like pakis?
terrible taste?
>>78313851
Excellent post.
>>78314200
how ironic that leftypol are the mentally ill ones
>>78314203
yeah if you cared to actually follow the conversation you'd notice i was offering an explanation to the viet poster after he questioned what she posted
am i being heavily invested into her by making an observation? no? then fuck off
anyone who isn't a centrist is mentally ill
about to make tea lol
muslims have taken twice the amount of slaves from Africa than white people did
why do lefties never mention this?
https://youtu.be/Q8c0szR1aA0
is this the best drill jawn To come out recently ??
>>78314226
alien and aliens were much better written
the new movies are so fucking dumb that it's insulting to the viewer
>>78314276
yep you are mate
chill out and stop looking for things to get outraged about
leftypol was very deflated last night when I hit him with some historical facts
think the lad is having another identity crisis
why do the left demonise the people they're meant to represent?
>>78314298
slavery was a thing long before white people were a thing
>>78314287
commies are all mentally ill
just look at Aisha and Saras twitter
>>78314318
idiot
>>78314298
The narrative sweetie
>>78314337
>women
>>78314298
>>78314337
you need mental help anon. Please talk to your family or a doctor
HOW the ACTUAL fuck do people eat chicken and mushroom pies?
They're so incredibly grim
>that weird water injected chicken
>that gloopy cheap-cheese cream sauce
>>78314298
they refuse to talk about muslim-dominated crimes today so they're not exactly going to talk about stuff that happened centuries ago.
any cute man in
Any of you lads fancy giving me a good bumming in the woods?
>>78314302
absolute shit. just stay in your containment city you cretin
>>78314359
some people aren't manchildren like you i guess
Thanks lads and *rish
*romances you*
>>78314377
that depends. You're not a leftist numale are you?
>>78314392
>eating a pukka pie
>not a manchild
hm
Any of you lads fancy giving me a good bumming in the woods?
>>78314359
any packaged pie/pasty whatever is disgusting. got to go to the bakery for the good shit (not greggs)
this post will puzzle northerners immensely, that there could ever be bakeries outside of greggs
>>78314056
>The Virgin film criticism
>>78314434
who says i eat them? i make my own pies.
zee
>>78314244
more a robespierre man myself
I used to be a khv but then I went to the States and I had sex with many girls just because of my accent
Fuck off Rorkes
>>78314444
that depends. You're a leftist numale aren't you?
are these average brits ?
>>78314455
that's different then.
I'm talking about pukka pies and greggs. they're so god awful. (mind you some stuff at greggs is nice though)
>>78314384
>not having the best selection of mixed race women in the country
>>78314356
YOU need to get fucking sectioned you've been saying the exact same thing all day
>>78314474
rasheed
>>78314298
pretty sure people do mention this, but by all means keep your cherrypicked caricature of left wingers
>>78314485
yeah kind of, could be chubbier
>>78314472
Did you go alone or with mates as wingmen?
>>78314502
Fuck off Rorke
anyone else get the feeling half the leftypol threads are just trolls and false-flags?
>>78314496
any women who listen to this tripe are the worst selection
>>78314485
>mostly overweight
>slightly ugly
yes
>>78314501
please don't encourage him anon. He's mentally ill, and needs to see a doctor
>>78314524
>threads
meant *posts, soz
>>78314523
literal dog hating rasheed
im a doctor. anyone need help?
>>78314562
that's ok
im a doctor. anyone need help?
I TURNED MYSELF INTO A PICKLE
New /leftypol/ tactic fresh from the discord:
Degrade "rorkes" by denouncing them as mentally ill and claiming that they require help
>>78314562
don't worry about it m80
>>78314536
english GYALs are disgusting, have fun with when they age
>>78314524
think you're reading too much into threads created on anime forum
/leftypol/ isn't real, it's all a dream
im a bender. anyone need wanked?
Lads is it gay to go to another man's funeral
>>78314298
Because that isn't really part of british history is it rorkey-poo?
we learn about britain's (or america's) history of slavery, not about morocco's because we either live in britain but also consume media from britain (or america). Moroccan or Omani (two of the major arab slave countries off the top of my head) historical-references, media and so on have buggerall relevance in the UK
i'm a doctor. anyone need help?
I played a doctor in a school play
anyone need any help?
>>78314588
mate we're concerned for you, please just have a word with your GP
I'm the doctor, anyone need help?
the so-called bread in the infant stage
waiting for the oven atm
eating a pre-packaged pasta from tescos
legitimately the most awful pasta i've ever tasted. to imagine that people pay £2 for this is horrendous.
pack your own lunches ffs
>>78314594
everything english is great. everything where you're from is shit. go back.
>>78314485
No
chocolatey claire
scotch egg
eating a pre-packaged pasta from tescos
legitimately the most awful pasta i've ever tasted. to imagine that people pay £2 for this is horrendous.
pack your own lunches ffs
>>78314648
>>78314650
>>78314630
>>78314629
>>78314625
>>78314616
>>78314613
>>78314610
>>78314607
>>78314605
Are you ok? do you need help? Call a GP
>>78314605
unfortunately i have wanked myself silly over a 3 day period of weed and alcohol but you can try x
>>78314665
yeah call a gp.
we need to learn more about omani history
t. rorke
>>78314610
But white people stopped slavery which was already a thing. It only goes on now in awful third world shit holes, and if any developed country tried it on a national scale, who would stop them? hmmm yes, i'm sure saudi arabia and turkey would be quick to stop them.
we need to learn more about omani history
t. rorke
I literally started the "void their argument by implying their mentally unstable" gimmick
proud of this one
>start the daily Brody-rorke war a number of hours ago
>It's still going on
Howling
>>78314630
would fuck it and cum in it without telling you then let you eat it and laugh while you were eating it
"what's this big hole in my bread"
"i dunno mate think it must have happened when it was rising"
hahahahaa
Saw a paki mother and son out shopping today
They looked out of place
I felt pity
But then I realised I was upset due to my own relationship with my mother
We were close once but then it all disappeared as she had more kids, daughters, she became abusive towards me and we became strangers
lefty runtoids are always so quick to resort to ad homs and strawmans
they embarrass themselves
>started the 'reeee copper?' gimmick
>already a /brit/ classic
feels good
>>78314595
you meant *posts, soz
>>78314727
fuck you lefty numale faggot beta cuck kike shill globalist
My sister is in the early stages of forming a relationship with a man of a different race, she wants to know how her parents will feel.
speak your mind
started and ruined the chocolatey claire gimmick
>>78314665
do you need help?
leftypol need to see a doctor ASAP
they are all mentally ill
call 111 before you do something stupid
only doing work on Thursday and Friday this week
practically not even a wagey haha
>>78314766
love you
>Trump condemns 'evil racism' in Charlottesville
lol lefties just lost their one recourse
>>78314722
you ok? everything alright at home?
anyone got any tips on maintaining text friendships?
ive hung out with this Dutch lesbian here in Amsterdam a bunch of times and we get on SUPER well, and we promised to "stay in touch" after i leave
but... i have no idea how thats going to work. how do i do long-distance friendships???
The white race is quite literally finished
>>78314665
need you out of business
Would you rather your dad walk in on you fucking your dog or your dog walk in on you fucking your dad?
>>78314775
unsettling pic
>>78314783
ok but i love you even more :>
*injects you*
>>78314790
Yeah mate and when I ask how was you weekend on Monday morning I really want you to answer
>>78314793
nah it'll be fine
>>78314777
you're slowly realising it's true aren't you mate. Have you talked to your family recently? Anyone noticed any changes in your personality/social contact?
the jews have brainwashed the lefties and are using them as their own personal army to fight nationalism
>>78314811
wouldnt fuck my dad or my dog if I had one
question doesnt make sense
>>78314650
>not wanting a loyal half black gf that isnt trying to slut it out towards anything black she sees
Why do people keep calling me Brody?
>>78314820
Awful /britfeel/ gimmick
>>78314790
just send her some memes
hate immigrants so much I'm doing an emigration to get away from them
>>78314825
i'm a doctor. do you need help?
>>78314775
what is the point in this? surely it doesn't save much fuel, is it literally just "we can't be arsed building a tram yet"?
>>78314825
you're slowly realising it's true aren't you mate. Have you talked to your family recently? Anyone noticed any changes in your personality/social contact?
What the fuck does "rorke" mean?? IVe been here 4 years but I still dont know what it means? im not a newfag just confused!!! (ps FUCK TRUMP)
>>78314811
dog. always wanted to feel the knot
>>78314702
>white people stopped slavery
they also engaged in it (Which is the point).
>saudi arabia and turkey would be quick to stop them
turkey actually might though, i can well imagine turkish peace-keeper troops or as part of nato or something.
anyway i don't really get your point, my point is that leftists talk about slavery in the UK and not in Oman, because dun dun duhhh we're in the UK.
the UK did stop slavery, but that doesn't change the fact that the UK also held its posessions in the caribbean in slavery for 200 odd years.
leftypol? love em
>>78314846
my white gf is plenty loyal. all white women being sluts is myth, perpetrated by Muslims and other immigrants. they use it as justification to rape them a lot of the time.
>>78314825
im a doctor. do you need help for your terminal leftism?
RASHEED BF NOW
>Women
Ahh yes.
>>78314842
Yeah but pretend you had a dog and you literally had to do one of those things. That's the whole point of would you rather questions
>>78314878
>>78314868
please don't encourage him lads he's seriously ill and needs to get help from someone. You lads are like someone telling tim about how DPD are messing them about as well, and that they've been working with sainsbury's to plant smokers near his door.
>>78314874
>that picture
>that filename
>>78314893
rorke = racist
lurk moar newfag lmfao.
>>78314893
means the opposite of 'sheed
>dun dun duhhh
>>78314817
love you most x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9fWBTnZc8M
>text friendships
>>78314766
what if it's spaghetti
>>78314874
cant stop me doing drugs bitch
>>78314849
is it? just made it up on the spot
>>78314917
slags are a bi-product of cultural marxism
>>78314824
It quite literally won't. There is no coming back from this. Maybe hundreds of years from now
reckon an american lives in this house tbqhwyl
>Brodies questioning people's sanity
You're the mentally ill ones
>>78314893
means a man who wants a willy up his bum
Phoar
>>78314960
oh right you're one of those dumb people who thinks that white birthrates will continue to decline
>>78314918
Please lad, you are not going to get better by yourself
>>78314936
who is this obsessed leftie. you need to see a doctor m8 you're not well
>>78314961
can you not post my house on here
>>78314982
think solid tight
bitch lasagna
>>78314933
>Yeah but pretend you had a dog and you literally had to do one of those things
ok probably my dad walking in because then I could explain to him that i was literally forced into it on pain of death
that's the only circumstance that I could envision, he'd probably understand
>>78314893
Required /brit/ reading
left-right binary is a false dichotomy only relevant in the context of the french revolution
>>78314989
Please lad, stop being a mental leftie, you are not going to get better by yourself
>>78314761
He's Bangladeshi
The cycle will never end
Especially for those who carry the same corrupted genes as I
My sister wants to marry a paki and cook curry despite being aware of the abuse in our family
She also wants to send her kid to mosque despite being aware of the abuse that goes on there
bread's in the oven
threw a cheeky cup of water in then slammed the door x
young sheldon actually looks pretty good from the trailer, it looked pretty emotionally deep while also being funny
>>78314925
he's a qt
>>78314987
>>78315047
post face and tits
>>78314901
everyone participated in slavery in history you fucking mong, at least everyone who was able to. everyone participated in shitting in the street at one point to, we largely stopped that as well (see Londons revolutionary sewage system). if our history is going to teach that we participated in slavery, they should also teach that it was no different, or even remotely out of the ordinary in the geo political climate at the time. they should also teach that we were the first country to decide to abolish it, and enforce so globally.
any notion that we should hold any level of guilt for our minor participation in it, generations and generations ago is fucking batshit ludicrous nonsense. NO other countries are made to make their current generations feel guilt about it, just us, the ones who stopped it.
The lefties are leeching off the backs of you, lads
They can't produce entertaining threads themselves so they must take, take and take until there is nothing left to enjoy and then they will move into the next victim
Don't feed, them quit /brit/
>>78315019
Pillowly
>>78315047
Are you Italian or Greek?
>>78315037
You can project all you want mate, this annoys you so much because you know it's true. You have been having trouble sleeping recently, feeling increasingly paranoid and suspicious of people you used to feel easy around. You see messages that are persecuting you in all forms of media. You have been reducing your social contact with the outside world recently, and perhaps some of your family or friends have asked you what was going on. See a doctor, you need help
>>78315119
You can project all you want mate, this annoys you so much because you know it's true. You have been having trouble sleeping recently, feeling increasingly paranoid and suspicious of people you used to feel easy around. You see messages that are persecuting you in all forms of media. You have been reducing your social contact with the outside world recently, and perhaps some of your family or friends have asked you what was going on. See a doctor, you need help
son i'm thirty
i only went with your mother cause she's dirty
>tfw had to delete my entire gay folder to free up storage space
>>78314936
i'm a doctor. i think you need to see me
Nothing but habit is keeping you shackled to the corpse of this general
quit the /brit/
>>78315092
migrants don't matter in the grand scheme of things
>>78315160
already have
opinions on gingers?
>>78315160
why are you here you fucking manlet clear off
>>78315119
see a doctor m8 you've got OCD
stop posting the same thing over and over
Am I unhappy because I browse /brit/ or do I browse /brit/ because I'm unhappy?
>>78315162
>>78315148
hello doctor?
>>78315101
>we were the first country
Britain abolished it in 1833, France in 1794, and by 1695 France had laws that made slave life a lot better than in other territories.
Good post otherwise
a wolf does not concern himself with the opinion of sheep
>>78315119
seems to me like you are the one with the mental illness here.
Just realised The Guardian isn't actually a news site, just like RT
Can't explain it but BBC reports on pretty much everything that goes on in the world, Guardian and RT decide to pick and choose obscure stuff that suits their agenda
You think there is virtue in keeping this general on life-support, but you are only feeding the needs of your leftist oppressors
Quit the /brit
>>78315175
Bit of a fan
>>78315101
>they should also teach that we were the first country to decide to abolish it
wrong. Qin dynasty china was the first, Lithuania first in modern times in Europe.
>and enforce so globally
wrong. the slave trade was banned not slavery itself.
>our minor participation
pretty major for the peoples of jamaica, bahamas, st lucia, guyana, trinidad and tobago and so on.
>NO other countries are made to make their current generations feel guilt about it
the US feels pretty guilty about slavery, as do i imagine france, netherlands, spain probably, portugal.
the only countries that don't feel guilty about it are shitholes like saudi arabia, but then when did the UK start taking cues on how to view the world from saudi arabia?
>>78315092
the charities and life guards don't bring people in. they just rescue the ones that capsize and get stranded
Continue the revolution lads
Rorke will fall, bring him down, bring the fascists down. Remember to use the tactics in the guidebook
http://www.strawpoll.me/13704967
http://www.strawpoll.me/13704967
http://www.strawpoll.me/13704967
http://www.strawpoll.me/13704967
http://www.strawpoll.me/13704967
bender /brit/ is bigger than leftypol and rorke posters put together
ginger, lads
>>78315215
Britain abolished the slave trade in 1833. Slavery proper was never legal in Britain.
>>78315291
bender /brit/ is leftypol /brit/
>>78315285
eastern europe then scouse 2bh
>>78315291
We're alright though desu no infighting just enjoying some nice lads
>>78315285
>brummie not listed
more evidence of the anti-brum hate-campaign
>>78315219
t. never been hunting
>>78315162
tell that to the people living in cities flooded with "migrants"
>>78313748
grim
put it in the bin and grab a salad.
>>78315251
good post
>>78315255
>Some people actually believe this
My first childhood crush was Prince Harry
>>78315339
>>78315346
leftypol twats BTFO
>>78315314
was under the impression the benders were the gay conservative type
>>78315253
yes I'm sure children in france and spain are putting shackles on themselves and parading through the streets to absolve the guilt of their ancestors.
fuck off you nutter. nobody should feel guilty about shit that happened generations ago, unless they are continuing the practise themselves. and i don't have any fucking fucking slaves, so FUCK OFF
>>78315253
so why should we feel guilt for the actions of people who lived centuries ago?
Should Italians feel guilty for the Romans demolishing Carthage and enslaving its populace?
Should Mongolians feel guilty for their ancestor's actions?
Should our species collectively feel guilt for displacing and absorbing Neanderthals?
I didnt enslave anyone and neither did any of my family. They were poor farmers mate.
where does it end?
>>78315360
the charities are international.
no shit a bunch of random migrants untrained for sea led by criminals don't make it very far
What's gonna happen to britfags when their bongy dinger goes away?
>>78313983
looks really delicious lad, good job
>>78315304
By 1772 there were as many as 14,000 slaves in England and Wales
>>78315362
proves my hypothesis of the gay rorke
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-40921373
>When I go to London in the summer months I can hardly move for tourists! I don't think we need any more.
did a chuckle at the irony of this statement . hope it was a deliberate attempt at humour
>>78315314
no lmao