If you have that in your country, you live in a shithole.

>>78306581
We call them "lying policeman"

>>78307365
They're called speed bumps

>>78306581
A speedbump?

>>78306581
Ah yes it really bothers me that we have simple ways of deterring speeding maniacs. Really breaks my heart.

it's to deter people from speeding on less active roads, why would it make you a shithole? retard

>>78306581
>i will never drive on a comfy european road

>>78307570
He enjoys to have the belly of his car grated, the suspensions of his car destroyed and have backhurts.

>>78307628
>slow down before the bump
>no problems at all
wow wtf??

>>78307628
Raise your car you fucking ricer

>>78307628
your car is too low

>>78307717
We don't have chicano cars here.

>>78307081
same

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Yo, can anyone lend me a fucking rice cooker?

I'll give it back in like 5 months when I leave.

OP confirmed for inbred picard car modder who just busted the bumper kit he bought on credit because he was drunkenly speeding over speedbumps.

Now OP is broke and his banker's repeated phone calls aren't helping his hangover.

>>78306581
Could they break your car if you are speeding really fast?
Or just give an uncomfortable shock?

>>78306581
agreed. car roads are the sign of degeneracy.

bikes only is how civilized people live.

>>78307081
colloquially "donkey back" here lel

>>78307081
same, among other names

>>78307081
same

>>78307081
same

>>78308046
never heard it, how do you say it? "flic couché" ?

>>78308028
This so fucking much.
Cars and the infrastructure build to accomodate them are a scourge to human society.

>>78306581
>ralentisseur
Wait you don't call them Dos d’âne ?

>>78308028
>bikes only is how civilized people live.

4 thousand millions of third worlders and SJW can't be wrong, amirite?

>>78308136
It's the official term, but dos d'âne is indeed more prevalent in informal discussion

>>78308028
In small and flat countries, yes

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I don't mind them but I really hate these. I don't know what they're called so I drew it.
Doesn't make me slow down it just makes me wanna speed up to get there before the car in the other direction so I don't have to stop

>>78308226
so why does france have so few bikes then?

>>78307081
same

>>78307628
>he lowers his car
nice 2 inch dick there

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>>78308250
huh...

>>78308088

Wtf spain really??

We call them "Lomo de Burro" literally translated to "donkey back"...

But oficially they're called "Reductores de Velocidad"

>>78308481
if youve every cycled, you know mountains are tons easier than hills

I hate these things so much.
On some roads with a school nearby they got 2 or 3 of them in a row.

>>78308509
Popularmente se les llama "guardias tumbados", pero supongo que "Reductores de Velocidad" es la forma más formal.

Made me think

>>78307081
same

>>78308616
"Badén" también se suele usar.

>>78308232
a U-turn?

>>78309034
No, they block your lane so only one car can pass by driving in the middle of the road and the other has to stop up and wait

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We have chicanes when entering towns, which is ironic because they'll make you feel like even more of a race car driver.

>>78309672

>chicanes

>>78309942
yes