HAHAHA WHAT THE FUCK

>majoritiy of the population is Muslim in Kazakhstan
It's shit. All else is irrelevant.

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poortugal
BTFO
T
F
O

Kazakhstan can easily destroy Portugal

NATO countries don't even need to have a strong military to be considered a dangerous military power.

Just look at Iceland. They have no standing army, yet invading them would be suicide.

>>78303819
Yeah, just like your ancestors, the Ottomans. Oh wait :^)

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>>78303790
at least we wasnt under khalifate

kazakhstan can easily destroy portugal but they can't destroy turkey why because they're kypchak their tribe is of low quality

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>>78303849
>coming form an ex-USSR country

>>78303849
>wasn't
You're right, you are under one RIGHT NOW.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>78303890
>being so delusional
top kek
>be poortugal
>get MOOR'd
>get MOROCCAN'd
>get KHALIFAT'd

>>78303959
>>get MOOR'd
>get MOROCCAN'd
>get KHALIFAT'd
And yet all of them failed because we are still Portuguese, unlike you mixed-race cucks. Feels great being superior in every way.

>>78303737
just need to throw a lit cigarette in any portuguese forest during summer to shut down the whole country senpai

>>78303998
>be France
>ask Spain for help in invading Portugal
>still fail
lmao

>>78303737
you need at least a 5 to 1 number advantage to have a chance

>>78304021
but we won. your royals ran away, your armies surrendered we occupied your country

mission accomplished. denying that France beat portugal would be like denying that nazi germany beat France during wwII because France utlimately got bailed out and is a ww2 victor.

>>78304092
No, you didn't. We're still Portugal and Portuguese. You lost, deal with it.

>>78303840
Boa, Manuel. Mostrou pra ele!

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>>78303997
>And yet all of them failed because we are still Portuguese, unlike you mixed-race cucks. Feels great being superior in every way
Say thanks to your Big Daddy Spain :^)
>>78304089
more like we need only 1 division to btfo your whole country, yuropean pussy

>>78304118
but you lost too. napoleonic wars for you were just a source of shame, we at least beat the shit ouf of our foes for many years

>>78304156
Spain is far younger than Portugal, you dumb nigger. They never contributed to our independence.
>more like we need only 1 division to btfo your whole country, yuropean pussy
>Islamic """education"""

https://pollmill.com/f/what-is-the-size-of-ye-jung-hwa-s-nipple-l4pkz73/answers/new.html

>NO! NOOO! NO NO NO ! ITS A LIE! YOU THIRD WORLD MUSLIM SHITHOLE RRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEE
poortugueses itt

>>78304169
Yeah, you win some and lose some. That's life.

>>78304169
Occupy a country is just a battle winned. Keep a country is a war winned.

Germany win the battle against france on WWII, but lose the war. The war dont end cause you win one objective.

>>78304234
Nigger, not even the Ottoman Empire could destroy the Portuguese Empire. You're a little boy playing tough and out of your league. Go home suck on mommy's tit while she makes you feel safe, that big boy talk makes you feel anxious.

>>78304156
We expelles the moors centurys before the Spaniards, also dont forget even after moor invasion we still made the Longest Lasting World Empire. Hundres of millons speak our noble language our buildings liter all continents on earth.
No country ending in "stan' can old candle to the greatess people that ever walked this gay earth
>>78304169
How can a small country like ours compete in man powe with France and Spain together? Get real

>>78304291
>Portuguese Empire
*chokes* khm... kkhhh..pfffffffAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
*inhales*
AHAHHAHHAHAHHAAHAHHAHHAHAHHAAHAHHAHHAHAHHAAHAHHAHHAHAHHAAHAHHAHHAHAHHAAHAHHAHHAHAHHAAHAHHAHHAHAHHAAHAHHAHHAHAHHAAHAHHAHHAHAHHAAHAHHAHHAHAHHA

>>78304268
winning a war doesn't mean annexing a country and genociding its population lad, when you incapacitate your ennemy in a war, you win the war. world wars are made of many wars and campaigns.

>>78304351
>Kazakh Empire
>404 not found
LMAO

>>78304331
I don't blame nor mock you for losing, just stating facts senpai. no shame in losing, the shame is when you don't get back on your feet from it

>>78303737
I see you've made big profits from Borat.

>>78304351
Bitch we were the richest Nation in thr XV century.
We had many colonys but the most important were: Goa, Damião, Diu, Hormuz, Macau, Nagasaki, Guiné, Angola, S Tomé, Timor, Malaca, rio da plata and much much more.

Kakistan is 98℅ unknown for most of humans

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>>78304513
>we wuz
pffffft...khm khm... hhaahah... khm...

>>78304529
>wahhhhh we Kazakhs will never be we wuz
top fucking kek

>>78304410
Our Nation has outlived many , we have suffered the vain glory Winning. Getting up is is pointles when you will never get old conquests back

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>that discussion

>>78304529
Yea bitch, do you even conquer?

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>>78304650
>>78304612
>we wuz conqerors muhfugga moortugal numbah one moor empire you not wuz kang
jesus christ stop or I'll die from laugh

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Diary reminder that we kicked portuguese ass from here.

BRING BACK OUR GOLD!

>>78304748
Yeah, and 200 years later you're still a shithole. Serves both our treasonous king and you niggers right.

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>>78303737
>Weaktugal

>>78304748
No. Portuguese traitors gave you independence.

>>78304631
This Kazakh nigger is entertaining. You can feel the hurka-durka butthurt from here, kek.

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>>78304792
>>78304844

Dont come back or we'll kick your ass again, portugays. HUEEE

Portugal gonna get KHAN'd

>>78304844
This
>>78304748
You meam Portuguese living in Brasil payed tones of gold to the kingdom for its independence.
>>78304718
Also 2 noble prizes, first european to translate a asian language "japanese" to portuguese

>>78304916
Rest assured, we won't come back.

>>78304916
>implying a bunch of monkeys can do shit
It'd be like taking away a child's toy, you'd cry a bit and then get used to it.

>>78304857
>20 posts from portuguese flag
.>h-he is butthurt I swear, I can smell that butthurt r-really

>>78304837
We are stronk, we are European champions!! Eder le baguete slayer!

>>78305010
We are 2, and im the one easly triggered

>>78305010
There are multiple Portuguese here in this thread. All of us are laughing at you all the way to the bank. You're so pathetic that you can't even prevent us from taking over your thread.

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>>78305005
You are really implying that Portugal can beat Brazil in a war?
KEK

Você ganhou a discussão. Depois dessa vou até dormir.

>>78305089
>You are really implying that Portugal can beat Brazil in a war?
Yes.

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>>78305012
>>78305030
>>78305054
1.Denial
2.Anger (You are here)
3.Bargaining
4.Depression
5.Acceptance

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>>78305130
>borat

>>78305130
You forgot phase 6.

Wow portogirl BTFO from this thread

>get cucked by muslims religiously
>get cucked by russians linguistically
>get cucked by chinks racially

Your people are used to be slaves.
We spread our culture and language troughout the world you absorbed everything at you.You're basically a cum dumpster.

>>78305282
This to end the tread.

>>78305089
Mas nos ganhavamos. Nenhum brasileiro com sangue luso levantaria a não contra os seus. E a uniao era melhor para toda a gente

>>78305282
>you absorbed everything at you.You're basically a cum dumpster.
They seem to love sucking it up, don't they? No balls to fight back.

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>still wewuzing
I guess after 10-15 mins you will start to brag about dick size, niggers

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"Mais vale quem Deus ajuda do que quem cedo madruga."

>>78305349
Ele estava falando dos tempos atuais.
Nos tempos atuais vocês nem iriam conseguir pisar em solo brasileiro.
E olha que nosso exército é pura sucata (mas não está pior que o de vocês).

>>78305394
>he speaks Russian because he has no identity of his own
lmao what a cuck

I swear, every time someone insults Portugal countless Portugese posters appear out of nowhere

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No offense to tugas but they're easily baited which is why you guys receive most of the bullying.
xoxo

>>78305432
Thats why people insults portugal.

Are all portuguese underages here? You know you need to finish your high school to post here. Thanks for the cringefest

>>78305427
>Nos tempos atuais vocês nem iriam conseguir pisar em solo brasileiro.
A desvantagem numérica nunca foi um problema para nós :^)

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>cuck cuck cuck we wuz
god damn it I am almost out of my golden lels

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>Portugal? More like Quick-to-anger-tugal

>>78305466
This is what I'm guessing.
Portuguese people used to take banter and make it and were known for being bantsmasters and best posters.
Now 80% of them can write you a whole butthurt paragraph if you call them a moor.

>>78305466
>cringefest
That's whenever a Turkish flag posts something, lad.

>>78305479
Vocês tem desvantagem numérica, econômica, tecnológica, geográfica, menos recursos, mão de obra, fábricas...

Rapaz, eu nem sei porque estou discutindo isso, vocês estão me pescando igual um fodendo bacalhau, isso sim. Pegando a foda fora.

>>78305432
>>78305451
northerners tend to take patriotism to high extremes, yes

>>78305486
>vocês estão me pescando igual um fodendo bacalhau, isso sim
Só falta o azeite para seres comido pela senpaiília toda, hehehe.

>>78305617
Meant for >>78305553

>>78305427
Errado, conquistarimos de novo o Brasil se assim ditasse o nosso Rey.
>>78305429
We are hundreds lurking and we can only be summoned by uttering " Esta é a ditosa Pátria minha amada!"
>>78305451
>>78305498

We know that, but if we defend our name, who will?

>>78305513
What? You never see us triggered , really

>>78305707
You don't have to defend your name, no one with a 2 digit IQ or more thinks Portugal is Moorish, poor, mustache women etc..
It's all banter, check the board you're in again.

>>78305750
Back in the REDtugal meme days and Alberto Barbosa times Portuguese took the banter and bantered along.
What went wrong?

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>>78305707
It's just banter, everything on /int/ labelling Portugal as the worst European country is just to bait you. In fact, I think your country is really beautiful, pic related is in your cunt.

>>78305451
It helps that we're actually fucking white and when someone insults us we don't take it in the ass and bow down like you,we change the situation and banter the opposing faction
>>78305466
>Lives in a literal muslim shithole.
Take your head out of your ass Mehmet.4chan is not the world

fucking fuck all you dickshit dumbass fag fucks

>>78305513
Kek.I think you mistake butthurt with not taking any shit.Are we supposed to just take it and pretend it didn't happen.We drag you with us

>>78305792
Summerfags or /pol/tards, just like this one >>78305827

>>78305874
No.
You're supposed to counter banter. and use less swearing and more charts to not sound butthurt.

>>78305792
Redtugal maps were obvious.Alberto barbosa is not even a muslim related name.It's two germanic names.

We take the banter we just respond to the letter and you get butthurt and call it damage control.

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>>78305827
>>78305874
Dude, it's time to stop posting.

>>78305900
Why bother.I'm not here to make friends.Espcially not wih a muslim.

>>78305928
>respond to the letter
o google tradutor não serve para tudo, pá

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>>78305928
Why do you have to respond to someone bantering you with 80% swears paragraphs and pics of your women? Literally no one non-Portuguese thinks about Portugal in their day. And if they do they just think soccer and Fish.

>>78305982
>tenho 15 anos

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>>78305982
I never said I want e-friends. All I'm saying is that you should stop acting a lil /r/European-ish because that will make the redditors feel like home.

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>>78306030
Why not?I don't live here,I don't post here 24/7 I'm not here to please you.This is all good fun

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>we're all getting scolded because of one fucking autist
I came here to banter with borat and wellington menezes and now the thread is derailed

fucking summerfags, get out

>>78305900
>more charts
You don't need those when you're in a shitposting mood desu.

>>78305766
But we are very proud of moorish heritage even more then the visigoth.
>>78305766
I know ia banter but i have nothing to do on my birthday...
>>78305792
But we still are like that, but maybe in the last year or so we havent been the same. I blame our prime minister
>>78305804
I also think spain is beautiful and the only people i envy are the eternal vexons (cast*lians) for actually semi unyting th peninsula, it is a great honor

>>78305980
Para, deixa o anon postar a vontade, para de tentar policiar o nordestino

>>78306145
They happen to prove a point better than a cherrypicked image.

>>78306110
>Summerfag
Fuck off.I am the suebi poster.

>>78303737
>population : 18M
>total military personnel : 106,500

>population : 10M
>total military personnel : 268,500

>>78306180
then the emirate lad is the summerfag

he has no clue you're being ironic

>>78306109
Qual e o mal de viver aqui? Penaas que a tua vida de merda e melhor do que a minha board? Mulheres out of my chan!
>>78306110
Hahahha get rekt

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Kek.

>>78306239
É um gajo, lad.

>>78306206
I'm not being ironic.I just play the character relentlessly until they give up.Didn't bother to do that now

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>>78306206
There are 3 people pretending to be him.
I know Suebi poster is Ironic. But at this point I'm guessing he is nothing but a persona getting piggybacked like Ikibey.
Also I'm the Algerian in UAE I was here since 2015.

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Nós éramos...

>>78306255
R A R O
A
R
O

>>78306270
whatever, this banter thread was derailed once some of you fags started pointing out our obnoxious patriotism in a serious tone

yes, we're well aware of that and the moortugal memes and what not, for fucks sake
it's part of the show, enjoy it

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pls giv Kazakh gf

>>78306517
Be a man, go there, and claim one for yourself. Release the Iberian beast you've kept tame inside you.

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>>78306517
/kzpt/ thread when?

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>>78306557
now that I think about it we never tried to do anything in Central Asia

>>78306690
no ocean there

>>78303819
No they can't

>>78306690
imagina se lá no meio dos kirgyzistãos e turkuzbekoslavistãos houvesse um país qualquer chamado tipo Albaçarra ou Piedade do Sul ou assim lol

This thread is a proof of how butthurt are portuguese

>>78307389
>Argentina
Literally who?

>>78304210
why did spain never conquer you

Cry me a river.jpg

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>>78305451
Some PNRs natsocs, northerners and other autistics are easilly to trigger and ultra WE WUZ even inventing shit. Some will become eternal summerfags with this rythm. If they can't distinguish banter, it's fucked up.
>>78305877 said the same

>>78307613
>PNR
Come on, no one genuinely thinks it's relevant.

>>78307700
it's not relevant in Portugal electoral climate, but they are overrepresented here in /pol/ and leave to other boards and foreigners like in thread think they are the average PT. Why? Bc these are anonymous boards and it's only way to them discuss without any censoring or endangering their work or social lives which is good thing protecting freedom of speech. Of course, they are overrepresented and foreigners in these boards with no political insight, think they represent the average voter or citizen of Portugal.
They appeared yesterday in mass in a thread but foreigners like I said mistake them as average. Should I care about foreigners think portuguese anons or people? No, I'm just informing them of why the bantz aren't working properly. They really think Portugal honour is at stake and there is no humour.

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>tfw no kazakh gf

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>>78308399
>tfw no portugese gf