I unironically like this country

are you ok anon?

congrats

it's literally America

>>78300003
Mate, when was the last time you lived in Australia?

>>78300003
>it's literally America
but deadlier

>>78300027
FOY

>>78299929
I liked them until I learned that they only have a population around 20 millions.
I always thought Australia was a real country, but apparently they are just a small island colony

>>78300041
They still got kangaroos tho. Kangaroos are cool.

>>78300031
less shootings

>>78300000
May as well check it out.

>>78300031
Yeah, have to watch out for those drop bears with hand guns.

>>78300040
That's not how the meme works.

>>78300056
Roos are cunts that jump in front of cars in the middle of the road at dusk and midnight, like fucking morons. It's worse than the whole deer in headlights thing because those overgrown rats tend to hop at the car.
They act like giant locus, destroying crops as well.

>>78300088
Yeah but literally all the nature wants to kill you

>>78300110
That's a real stale meme. What's next, a Crocodile Dundee reference?

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>>78300100
>those overgrown rats tend to hop at the car
What the hell, you live in a dangerous country lad.
Is that true they are boxing people when they are upset? Is it comon to see them?

>>78300139
>Crocodile Dundee
Literally the best movie about Australia though (besides mad max but it doesn't count)

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>>78300041
but they have 100million Kangaroos, 200million Koalas, and 1trillion sheep

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>>78300167
Lived in australia as well, the dude is right. I was eyeballing the sides of the road all the time.

Even the fucking koalas can be retarded.

>june last year
>driving from melbourne to adelaide, great ocean road, all that shit
>roadtrip consists of my car and two other cars
>keep safe following distances because can't trust that fucking braking system (fucking ford falcon)
>friend in front of me goes from 90kmh to fucking 10
>have to swerve to avoid him
>yell wtf and shit myself
>start cursing friend (he was a horrible driver to begin with)
>realize a koala is finishing crossing the road
>cunt almost got two cars totaled

Still managed to take that shit car until Perth though

>>78300167
kangaroos are dumb, and are pests

my friend accidentally hit one while driving, it damaged his car and the roo limped off, probably to die. they are strong

>>78300550
that's stupid, you shouldn't drive dangerously to save an animal

what were you doing in Australia?

>>78299929
absolute madman

>>78300687
His friend stopped in front of him, you expect him to crash into a car if he can avoid it?

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When should I stop claiming welfare?

>>78300750
No
I would expect the front driver to realise that suddenly braking hard would be dangerous to the driver following him, and not doing it for a wombat

>>78300196
Muriel's Wedding is pretty good desu

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>>78300750
You better stop for a wombat mate, fuckers are brutal. Can easily cause you to flip over.
>>78300550
>Talking shit about falcons

>>78300003
yeah last night we had some alt right manchildren and leftards beating the shit out of each other on circular quay

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>>78301275
Fucking loved that car man, I just kept getting warped rotors. Oh and headlights kept fucking up because melt wires. Also engine was too thirsty for what it should have been, but it was my first car so I didn't give a fuck and enjoyed those 6 cylinders.

>tfw downshifting to 2nd gear at 90kmh and 6k rpm

Would post pic of the car but can't be arsed to mask my face

>>78300687
I just fucked around for two years, WHV are cool. I mean I was working (I had 2 months of wanted vacations during two years) but I had such a great time. Takes time to get used to hostels but they're so fun man. My hostel in Perth would smell like weed from the front office. Stayed there six months. Fremantle I love you.

>>78301051
How much autism bucks do they pay out there? I used to get 500 a month for severe depression

>>78301661
You can get autismbux for severe depression?
Where do I sign up?

>>78301661
pls respond

>>78299929
I don't. Cultureless shithole full of racists

>>78299929
It's a nice country. The people their reminded me a lot of Boston.

Australian BBQ sauce is the worst. Why do y'all make it so sweet

>>78301661
I get just under $600 a month just cause I don't have a job.

>>78306232
wat
I get 1100 a month

>>78304533
who is behind this post
>>78306197
BBQ sauce is the worst full stop