/brit/

a

sick of getting spic results when I search for espanol

Any Tim man?

>>78299448
Yes. what is it?

ill heem the next 'shman I see

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O, I wish I was in the land of cotton
Old times there are not forgotten
Look away! Look away!
Look away! Dixie Land

>>78299399
always irritated when they ask "can we use this with credit?"
fuck the credit, i want 5% of all revenues

am neurotypical

is this aisha?

http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1502490576393.webm

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10th for anime

>>78299551
go erp in balt

What Kim needs is a nuke up his ass, courtesy of the Donald.

>>78299540
Bloody hell it just keeps coming

what 'ast food should I get lads?

>>78299588
Utter gremlin child. Would not hesitate to deck her should she ever pull that face at me

>>78299608
The kind you can catch lad x

Faith Goldy or Tomi Lahren?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XhJYPjXTlCA

the gf

>>78299510
do they even have to do it? i have my doubts

christ

>>78299645
Faith Goldy, anyone who says different is an absolute bender

https://youtu.be/gsKM4CVbDQs

Getting a panic attack lads

>>78299645

>Blonde 'conservative' Thots

Not interested lad

>>78299800
Didn't think they were political youtubers. They sound like pornstars.

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Are you following Lei Feng's good example today lads?

>>78299588
could heem that child with one hand tied behind my back

>hand in 3 weeks notice to shit part time supermarket job
>suddenly they change the rota and put me in every single day for the next three weeks bar one day off

something tells me they are not happy with me

https://youtu.be/yCdYEInD9Og

you reckon?

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>dad is building new house
>time to put in the floors
>gets an estimate to hire it done
>$2800
>doesn't want to pay that much
>turns to me
>"anon can you help me put this floor in" (any by "help" he really means do it all by yourself)
>i agree to do it because i owe him $3k
>start putting in the fucking floor
>it's a massive pain in the ass
>cuts, bruises, broken fingernails, pinched skin, blood blisters, aches and pains, the whole nine yards
>finish it a week later
>complain a bit about how difficult it was
>he calls me soft
>mfw

you'd think he'd be a little more appreciative considering i just saved him 3 fucking grand but nope, he's always gotta be an asshole

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birmingham new street lads

>>78299928
shut up cunt

I go to the baths a few times a year, sometimes solo more often with my partner. Usually for a big weekend party. I don't go crazy there, sometimes just get my dick sucked or chill in the hot tob and be a voyeur.

Okay. About a year ago I went solo to a Saturday bareback evening party night.

Lights were dimmed lower than usual. Got there early, walked around and relaxed. Made out with some guys, tugged on some dicks and groped some butts and got the same in return, went through the blackout maze got my dick sucked and briefly stuck my dick in a couple guys. Fucked a young cub in his room for a bit til he came.

Popped out and grabbed a light meal and a couple shots with a friend waiting for things to pick up. Head back around 8 pm. Fuck another guy in his room. Wash up again, hang out in the hot tub for a bit, get low-key molested while I relax which was a lot of fun.

I fuck a couple more guys after that briefly. The big sling room is just a huge seething orgy. It was pretty bottom-heavy and I stuck my dick in so many guys I don't know. Fucked a cute little twink and a big bear and a hairy muscled Mediterranean beast and a whole bunch of regular joes. I came in a hairy white otter guy about 30.

I'm feeling really good at this point but I need a breather, I have another quick shower. I figure I'm down for at least one or two more times, right? It's about 10 pm and things are in full swing, the tops are starting to stream in, prowling looking for holes to breed. I start thinking man I did kinda wanna get fucked so I play with a toy and I'm good to go.

I eat some crystal and I head out to smoke a joint. Probably not the wisest decision... I start coming up when I get back in, I'm really pumped and horny. Crazy horny. I head back to my room and start really ramming myself with my toy. God I wanna get fucked. I haven't needed a cock like this in years. You know what??? Fuck it.

>>78299939
FOY

>>78299928
fucking soft cock

>>78299950
I crack the door open and just lay stretched out on the bunk with my ass presented. Guys cruising peek their head in, more than a few really linger and check me out. Huge thrill being sized up like that. This cute scruffy white guy about my age with a few extra pounds makes eye contact. Kind of white trash looking. I suck his dick, he's hard instantly. In it goes. Fuuuck it's been a long time since I've been fucked. Thank god he's got an average dick.

I just zone out. Look up over at the mirror and there's another good looking clean cut guy about 40 jerking it watching me get fucked. I nod at him and scruffy guy lets him take a turn fucking me. They're tag-teaming me, I'm grunting and howling at this point. Clean cut guy blows in me. Slaps me on the ass and says thanks for the fuck and he's outta there. Guys are stopping at my door to watch this go down. Young scruffy guy goes back in and cums too, we kiss a little and he's off too. This really fit young black muscular guy sticks his head in and I nod at him.

Towel comes off, nice uncut dick. Start sucking him. Oh shit I thought that was a shower but it's a grower. He's not crazy long but it's long and it's so fucking *thick*. It's thicker than my big toy. He grabs my toy and just shoves it in my ass with some lube rough as hell.

.

>>78299928
You didn't save him shit. You owed him. In fact, you still owe him 200.

>>78299971
I just go limp because I either go limp as a rag doll, ask him to leave, or probably die right? He's really into working my hole with the toy, gets most of his hand in there and I'm like "just shove your dick in me". Oh shit. I have never been fucked like that ever. Goddamn. Fucker bottomed me out on every single fucking thrust. Five minutes later he stops and I'm like "what's wrong?" - "I came". He climbs off me and I give him a smack on the ass and he gives me this wicked grin and ducks out too. I need a break at this point, I check myself out and there's blood but I'm okay. That guy definitely put me outta commission for the night!

So I take a breather, drink some water, grab a shower, and just cruise the party topping again. Fucked a whole bunch more guys. It all blurs together at that point. I came in a really cute young jock type who was being whored out for loads by his boyfriend. At that point I'm done for the night.

I grab a couple beers at the bar to take the edge off the ice, and sit down where you can see up into the sling room and just zone out watching the cum dumps take load after load. I'm at a semi the whole time thinking about those tops sliding their cocks into a hole that's already got my cum in it but I'm not really feeling actively sexual, just very pleasantly sexually zoned out.

I hit the shower one last time, bum some Stribild off my friends' roommate on the way home, and crashed even harder than I did after the military fitness evaluation test. Every single bit of me was sore for about three days

>>78299928
what flooring did you use

Nigger

*transmits cancer to you*

Need a gf like one in them toothpaste adverts

>>78300066
wow thanks

London is a leading global city[16][17] in the arts, commerce, education, entertainment, fashion, finance, healthcare, media, professional services, research and development, tourism, and transportation.[18][19][20] It is crowned as the world's largest financial centre[21][22] [23][24] and has the fifth- or sixth-largest metropolitan area GDP in the world.[note 3] [25][26] London is a world cultural capital.[27][28][29] It is the world's most-visited city as measured by international arrivals[30] and has the world's largest city airport system measured by passenger traffic.[31] London is the world's leading investment destination,[32][33][34] hosting more international retailers[35][36] and ultra high-net-worth individuals[37][38] than any other city. London's universities form the largest concentration of higher education institutes in Europe.[39] In 2012, London became the first city to have hosted the modern Summer Olympic Games three times.[40]

>>78300066
rude

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>tfw no japanese bf

just been caught taking an upskirt picture of a colleague

sitting outside the HR office now probably awaiting my P45

>>78300136
WANT

>>78300158
TO

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https://www.reddit.com/r/Political_Tweets/comments/6tikkr/the_heartbreaking_truth/dll3xp7/

sharting at this comment chain

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>>78299992

>>78300171
NUKE

Need everyone in this thread without a UK flag to explain why you're here and plead your case why we should even give you the time of day

literally just reddit, JFs and benders
unironically top yourselves, the lot of you

>>78300193
MY BOLLOCKS

Having a burger

>>78300206
diev et mon droit

>>78300206
brit on holiday
i make highquality and thoughtful posts

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>tfw no chadgod 190cmtall australian bf

Might brew my own beer as a project. Would like to do something like a mango or grapefruit IPA

Don't watch porn anymore just wank to lews youtubers

>>78300209
reeee copper?

If you're a /brit/ and you aren't at toil at THIS VERY MOMENT then you're a failure

simple as really

>>78300235
me but not chad or blonde or 190cm

>>78300241
unironically phone posting under the desk

>>78300241
Got a job interview at the end of the month 2bh

>>78300252
Still cute

>>78300241
What's toil

>>78300235
Looks at those bones, he must get a lot of pussy

business idea: get a job

>>78300241

Literally at my desk phone posting :^)

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This is the saddest thing' i've seen the whole week

I can taste her misery

>>78300284
CUTE

>>78300273
It's something that slaves do *cracks a whip to startle the runts working the fields*

>>78300299
>her

just slapped round the back of the head with a sausage roll in greggs

>>78300307
I've got a day off

Get 35 days off a year not including public holidays

>>78300312
>xer

>ancestors come from europe to australia
>move back to europe
life can be so weird

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>depression

If trips I must post face

>>78300284
Eccies

>>78300344
fuck off we're full

might become a nazi lads
as banter

XE XI XO XUM, I SMELL THE BLOOD OF A WHITE CISMAN

want to join the labour party but only talk politics not personalities

just know i'll be fucked and not get selected for so much as 50th on a list of local councillors in fucking shetland.

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Really makes you think

>>78300359
You'll be filled with cum once i'm done with you

>>78300206
i mostly just lurk, so i dont need the time of day. i try to restrain my posting to a minimum on a foreign general

>>78300381
Black people are good at running, everyone knows this

>>78299928
Good job, bud.

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This picture? Love it

>>78300396
Running from the scene of their crimes

>>78300206
as an australian i believe i have helped establish our dominant presence on this board

>>78299928
Would have done your job for 500 USD, fucking rich white people

*slings a hot gob of cum into your eye*

>>78300415
janny... easy on the hot pockets

>>78300381
Diniz is an arap though.
Still am glad he pooed in loo this time

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>>78300206
couldn't tell ya

>>78300439
*smears cum, licks fingers*

The chilean is a non-white....
no big surprise

>>78300461
I'm not white

>>78300433
why do they all look moderately attractive, well kempt and in good shape whereas the photos of lefty rallies that get circulated show crowds of obese fucking freak-shows and queers in bondage gear?

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If you don't have blue eyes you aren't white.

literally CANNOT decide what's worse

>The alt right as a whole, le epic KEKISTAN xDDD SHADILAY

OR

>the "KEK LOOK AT THOSE ALT-RIGHT NAZI VIRGINS NEVER SEEN A VAGINA BEFORE xDDDD" lefties

As a radcen I don't concern myself with such time-wasting nonsense

>>78300481
uh excuse me sweetie but they all look like a bunch of boring nerds

Hello, one of them has a moustache!

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>>78300481

>>78300505
this guys facebook is depressing

>>78300481
Only middle one is ok, the rest look like cucks, especially that one on the left

>>78300461

Are you white?

>>78300510
>vetements boots

Effay as fuck

>>78300505
i've seen non-whites with blue eyes but never have i seen one with green eyes.

>>78300523
Yes

Would rather be an attractive non-white than be an ugly white

Don't get people who think otherwise

>>78300520
I've never seen it

Post screenshots

>>78300530
>vetements
>cool to anyone other than literal teenagers and Chinese fob international students

>>78300532
Green eyes are super common in my family, we are not white

>>78300520
who is he

>>78300510
>car revs in the background

>>78300545
Is your cum white?

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TUMBLING DOWN
TUMBLING DOWN
TUMBLING DOWNNNNN

Honestly don't even know WHY I try lads

>>78300569
are you the fat autistic bender with the ugly blow out arsehole?

You should be grateful that I hang out with you subhumans

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>it's that time of morn when it's just filthy NEETs and arrogant leftie students

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>>78300564
>>78300571
forgot
it was on r9k a while back

>>78300510

Right on me bollocks please luv

>>78300615
ur neet

>>78300615
What about holiday goers

>>78300481
it's not like people would selectively take pictures or anything.

>>78300615
and who are you lad?

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rate the fit (me on the left)

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>>78300615
i'm a neet but i'm trying to change, i really am

>>78300610
Ugly blow?

Who's that?

I'm an autistix bender but i'm not fat or ugly

>>78300367
errrmmm no parmesan sweetie xx
*decks you*

Reckon I hate muslims and niggers

snacked too much before dinner
daddy dearest isn't going to be happy

>>78300694
good post

>>78300650
well if they wanted to mock the people in charlottesville then they shouldnt have selectively chosen a photo where the lads look normal and healthy.
but i suppose i shouldn't expect much from the left.

>>78300670
dad's suit/10

>>78300670
what kind of creature is that on the right?

IF TRIPS I WILL BECOME A WHITE PERSON!

>>78300746
no luck pablo

>>78300743
human being

If trips I will become a brown person

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>>78300658
at work

*double clutches*
*drifts around you and overtakes*

heh nuthin personnel kid

Theft is taxation

proud rorke here just got home from work
any gimmicks?

>>78300775
brody false flag

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>theft

>>78300760
*is a bollard*
*inocuously stands within your path*

>>78300775
>>78300785

go away Australians.

But how should i pronounce rorke?

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Hm yes

At home my aunt and cousin visited, they were coming back from some kind of mosque dating thing. People sign up to attend, they bring a parent, go to the mosque and a preacher arranges meetings and group sessions were questions can be asked to prospective partners. They’re very uncivilized questions such as “can the woman still work?”, ” will you wear a headscarf?”, “do you pray 5 times a day?” etc.

>>78300757
looks part hippo

Effective immediately, I'm stepping down as commander of the SGC

>>78300775
Something something cuckio

>>78300755
Please turn me into a white person DADDY

>>78300796
"Gook"

>>78300796
it's a word you should never need to say out loud anyway so i wouldn't worry about it

>>78300796
phonetically

I’m working this weekend, while waiting at the train station a guy from work spotted me, we only ever had a few short interactions at work over several months so I was glad he acknowledged me by pointing towards me, I approached and noticed he was carrying luggage. I saw him around a few times before but he always darted off. He asked if I was off to work and I replied I was then I said I didn’t realise he was from around here, turns out he isn’t just living with relatives for a bit. He’s from “Denton”, I wrongly assumed this was down south and said now he mentioned it he doesn’t sound like he’s from around here. Turns out it’s in the Greater Manchester region.

I then asked about the bag and he said he was going on holiday for two weeks and gave me a half hug, it’s was kinda random but he’s a warm person, calls people “friend” often. I regret not wearing deodorant and not brushing my teeth. On the train we only spoke a little more, he’s holidaying in the south of England (Harrogate and Southampton), he said something a little quirky but I didn’t know how to respond to any of it. The chat probably lasted less than a minute. We both then went to playing games on our phones. Once the train doors openned again he dashed off the train with his luggage through the ticket gates, weird that he’d be late for his train since I got the feeling prior to that that he was on schedule due to the time of the initial train he caught. I think he’s just quirky.

At work I was assigned a special task with two others, calling customers. I fucked up and the first 25 I calls by calling up people on someone elses list, I covered this up by just copying and pasting results onto the spreadsheet. It ultimately didn’t matter because of poor results over our combined 350+ calls. I took calls for a bit, then emails. Think I fucked up an email too, going to have to ask someone about it tomorrow.

>>78300796
r-or-k

Monitoring this thread for hate speech sweaties x

>>78300801
Is your cousin hot?

>>78299928
you probably did a shit job too you soft cunt, your dad is probably thinking how much money he could have saved if he had never spawned you

>>78300796
>>78300829
this, rorke is purely a /brit/ meme

t. accidently called my /pol/-tier friend a rorke in the pub and had to explain what it meant leading to an awkward situation

so apparently girls practically have MOTs with their doctor

>>78300846
>replying to a 50 minute old post
kys

A male and female coworker engaged in edgy dirty talk even though he has a gf, I will never understand these social dynamics, what is the difference between banter and being just plain vulgar?

>>78300849
staggering autism

>>78300849
>akward situation
>two boys involved in

L-ewd

>>78300865
dumb crossposter

>>78300849
autistic twat aren't you

>>78300879
were you trying to simulate a stutter? because if so you fucked it up
you should have said
>L-Lewd

Skipped lunch again, proud of myself, it’s easier to do when I’m just answering emails. By the end of the week, I hope to see results on the scales if not the mirror.

>>78300235
who this man?

just saw the new Rick and Morty ep

its surprisingly decent tbqh

>>78300908
dumb crossposter

>>78300899
I'm posting from my phone right now and my thumbs are huge ;-;

>inb4 dumb phone poster

>>78300911
I'M PICKLE RIIIIIIIIIIIICK

>>78300926
not that one
the NEW one

Can the chilean go and have a wank please

Way too gay and horny for my liking

anyone know if phimo or turtle still post?

gave up 4chimps for a few months

I had my first quality assessment in over a month, 3 people had error logged me, the friendly chatty bastard who spoke to me occasionally when I started, the smiling friendly guy who trained me on emails and the bitch who I shoulder tapped yesterday. All of them non-white or female

>>78300924
>my thumbs are huge
fat cunt

I'M PICLKE RIIIIIIICK FUCK BLUMPFTHPPPBBBTTTHH ANDWHITE NOT-SPICY PEOPLE

>>78300952
dumb crossposter

>>78300946
Only if you give me a hand

DRUMPF 2 SCOOPS IMPEACH NOAW

>>78300971
ill give you more than a hand if you want bb x

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urban planning

>>78300956
I'm not fat!

>tfw cut willy
What is it like to have phimo or turtle

FUCK ORANGE DORITO SCHLOOMPF *toilet flush sounds*

>>78300241
day off, can't make me toil today runt

>>78300997
pros:
looks nicer
more sensitive during sex
protects your willy when you put it back in your pants after cumming

cons:
you need to clean it sometimes or it gets smelly

>>78300988
Needs more turban planning

>>78301000
>Half hour time zone
Why do they do this
Urgh

Isabel Webster is fucking peng

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Taking my SSRI for the morning lads, how will benzofiends ever compete?

>>78300997
Had to get it done when I was a child, my penis was too big for my foreskin

Thank god the surgeon didnt went full american and left my foreskin 90%intact

>>78300983

>tfw no dutch bf

>>78301046
took both this morning

>>78301025
*calls you into work*

>>78301041
haha yes she is a fine specimen isn't she. ah yes, the things i would do to her. oh my.
*surreptitiously googles Isabel Webster*

>>78301046
PLEASE NOT AGAIN

Want to sleep but got a delivery arriving today

tfw zainichi

>muh ssri
Ohahahahh oh lord

unironically havent had sex for like 7 months now
but also at the same time i feel zero inclination to go out and get any

i sort of feel satiated, like ive had enough sex for now tbqh, even though it has been such a long time

>>78301090
CONGRATULATIONS!

hm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BW0sm_VR4OY

name a better vidya soundtrack than hotline miami 2

>>78301132
Klonoa: Door to Phantomile

>>78301132
reddit

>>78301132
deusex hr

>>78301132
Crash badicoot

>>78301132
Lisa the painfu

>>78301132
Jet Set Radio Future

>>78299405
Sexy

Would rather be a literal benzo addict than take ssris

Want to breathe in a girl's farts

>>78301132
metro 2033

https://soundcloud.com/rita-vorotyntseva/alone-metro-2033-ost

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I keep telling myself I'll get off the 'hol now but end up getting pissed the next day

>>78301189
virus

>>78301182
At least benzos actually do something,


Being addicted to SSRIs it's like being hooked on tap water

>hooked on ssris
lol

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what's he up to these days lads?

>>78301196
Wikihows at it again

Would rather take SSRIs for the rest of my life than become a benzo zombie with no improvement to be honest

>>78300908
>slimming down by starving yourself and not improving your diet
Eat more fats, they sate the appetite quicker and last longer before you feel hungry again.

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Just started coughing up blood

This is it for me I've been done in

>>78301261
Probably the benzos

alri

>>78301261
Stop taking SSRIs

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>>78300908
just use mfp lad, does all the work for you

>>78301261
alri dead lad

eyo

can you snort SSRIs?

alri lads
drop any good drops lately?

*prescribes you drugs that just simply calcifies your pineal gland*

Need to return the shoes I bought, looks like I am a size 8 this time.

>>78301299
>>78301312
Fuck off

Would literally watch anime rather than taking pharmaceutical jew

>>78301334
>size 8
Manlet detected

>>78301334
grim

>>78301274
>>78301301
I'm on both of these wtf

Since when do they make you cough up blood

yes... take the benzos... they are hip and cool aren't they... I promise they won't negatively effect you in the long term...

how do i install bitcoin?

>>78301353
send them to me and i'll do it for you lad.

>benzos
>SSRIs

why the FUCK would you do this to yourself

>>78301347
Ah fuck I've been had haven't I

>>78301353
stop taking benzos and you could find out yourself

>>78301370
post your wallet (physical)

>>78301353
sudo yum install bitcoin

>>78301371
benzos feel nice. just dont over do it.

dont give a fuck about SSRIs because im not a sad-case runt

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>>78301371
I have crippling social anxiety and benzos help me speak better

Throughout the day the terms “Britain First” and “Paki” keep assaulting my mind.

benzos are a shitty adict drug for normies with no effect when you stop taking them, if you can even stop that is lmao

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dumb crossposter

>>78301422
FFS

"Depression is
Spending an entire day in bed because getting up is too exhausting
Feeling every creative bone in your body crumble away and not having the motivation, will or drive to do anything about it
Every song will make you cry and you won't be entirely sure why
When you think of loved ones you'll cry- you'll feel guilty for some reason, you'll think of how much you've let them down and how little time you could have left with them
There is constant self criticism,
Constant self doubt
Constant anxiety;
Socially because you are alienating yourself from people you love because of your moods,
Performance wise because you are unable to perform as you used to in all aspects of life
It's the complete cessation of any sex drive
It's crying for no reason and every reason at the same time almost every day
It's finding sadness and melancholia in the happiest times, like birthdays
It's going to see your favourite band perform with friends, acknowledging that they're fantastic and it was a fantastic time but still not actually enjoying yourself
It's not watching a tv series, reading a book, seeing a movie that you had previously been looking forward to because you just ~can't be bothered~ keeping up with a plot
It's constant guilt for dragging loved ones trying to help down with you
It's being told to ~snap out of it~
It's letting down everyone in your life one too many times and being consumed by guilt because of it
It's constantly feeling like you can't do it, like you're not good enough
It's complete loss of motivation and direction
It's wishing away the weekdays trapped behind a desk, and sleeping away the weekends trapped inside your mind
It's physical too; it's hormonal imbalances that cause acne, weight gain, and hair loss, among other things
It's constantly feeling nauseous, like you really need to eat, but feeling sick every time you go to eat... then eating anyway and hating yourself for it
It's faking a smile in a room of happy people
It's *GASP*

>>78300817
One thing's for sure I can paint you white x

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>>78300846
floor looks fine desu
i also put in the ceilings and i cleaned up the yard
i've done a lot of work for him over the past few months. reckon i've paid him back and then some

>>78301347
Because they are baad

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I'll be your friend while respecting your anxiety issues

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>>78299928
Good fucking thing I'm used to construction shit and I'd probably handle this well. Ya need to get out of /int/

>>78299888
Just don't show up on some days. What are they going to do? Fire you?

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>>78300206
But I am British!

>>78300510
I JUST WANT TO BE UNDER THAT BOOT SO I CAN LICK IT CLEAN WITH MY TONGUE AND SHOW HER WHAT A GOOD KEKOLD I AM.

>>78300206
so basically I'm a yank that means I'm honorary /brit/. oi g'day lads. also muh heritage.

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>>78301453
I can definitely relate to some of these