/brit/

Why can't you think of a good edition?

don't like the alt right but i'd like a gf of that disposition

>>78297428
Posting to spite the brits lmao

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>Why can't you think of a good edition?

>>78297428
...Merp

doing A Tribe Called Quest

>>78297428
HATE your work laddo

6am time to sleep

>>78297428
The destruction of the normies shall be my dying masterpiece

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7am flight tomorrow
need to be at the airport by 6
need to get in the cab by 5
need to be awake by 4:30

imagine going into education wanting to be a "cool" teacher
dire

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https://youtu.be/zK0vgFHzfEI

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>HATE your work laddo

>>78297498
Just be yourself

>>78297503
had a teacher who used to just put joe rogan on for tech class

Gybzy > Baitoey

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>that weird teacher who dressed as sonic on costume day

In primary school our year 6 teacher used to play Rolf Harris songs whilst we were working. Bet he regrets that.

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Converting to Sufism, lads. Reckon I'll be one of those spinning dervishes and smoke hashish to reach Allah (peace be upon him).

I'D MADE A DEAL WITH GOD

>>78297563
Allah is a bender

>>78297498
Make me more money wageslave muahahahaha

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Don’t ever tell anybody anything. If you do, you start missing everybody.

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gf just sent me this

>>78297498
Is it a domestic flight? I'm sure you'd need to be there 2 hours before for an international one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=La4Dcd1aUcE
tchune

>>78297602
what do you know?

>>78297594
Don't think that's a girl, la

>>78297602
Yeah just one of those 4,000km domestic flights

>>78297607
I identify as a jumbo jet

>>78297611
>>78297594
Porngirl called ashley alban

>>78297627
um
no?

>>78297618
off to perth or somethin?

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>>78297618
>4,000km domestic flight

>>78297627
LOVE Ashley Alban

Just wanna bury my face in dat ass

>>78297630
ye

>>78297634
Need to mute the video tho to avoid that weird cuck dialogue in some of her videos

>Authorities have warned travellers to be prepared for “enduring” changes that could mark a new normal of arriving two hours before a domestic flight and three hours before an international one.

AH YES

thailad gives me The Fear

Think I shall craft a curry tonight lads. But canny be arsed to go buy potatoes fr' it

>>78297649
here you go:
https://youtu.be/q-wGMlSuX_c

>>78297643
Yea some of her JOI vids are kinda weird

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IF YOU REALLY WANT TO HEAR about it, the first thing you’ll probably want to know is where I was born, an what my lousy childhood was like, and how my parents were occupied and all before they had me, and all that David Copperfield kind of crap, but I don’t feel like going into it, if you want to know the truth. In the first place, that stuff bores me, and in the second place, my parents would have about two hemorrhages apiece if I told anything pretty personal about them. They’re quite touchy about anything like that, especially my father. They’re nice and all-I’m not saying that-but they’re also touchy as hell. Besides, I’m not going to tell you my whole goddam autobiography or anything.

egg

>>78297624
pics

aig

THE KIND OF EYES THAT HYPNOTISE ME THROUGH

Bunnies have all eaten and now it is time for me to go to sleep.

Goodni', la's.

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>>78297668

>>78297563
That picture is Haram

morning lads.
fuck off nonce.

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I’M THE MOST TERRIFIC LIAR you ever saw in your life. It’s awful. If I’m on my way to the store to buy a magazine, even, and somebody asks me where I’m going, I’m liable to say I’m going to the opera. It’s terrible.

Poo! Hahahahaha!
*Runs off*
*falls over*
*starts crying*

SOME OF THEM WANT TO GET USED BY YOU

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yet another week of toil beckons

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I’m quite illiterate, but I read a lot. My favorite author is my brother D.B., and my next favorite is Ring Lardner. My brother gave me a book by Ring Lardner for my birthday, just before I went to /brit/. It had these very funny, crazy plays in it, and then it had this one story about a traffic cop that falls in love with this very cute girl that’s always speeding. Only, he’s married, the cop, so be can’t marry her or anything. Then this girl gets killed, because she’s always speeding. That story just about killed me.

thaislags

https://youtu.be/0GBdC2_Q18M

favourite poet lads? W B Yeats for me

>>78297736
stop

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What I like best is a book that’s at least funny once in a while. I read a lot of classical books, like The Return of the Native and all, and I like them, and I read a lot of war books and mysteries and all, but they don’t knock me out too much. What really knocks me out is a book that, when you’re all done reading it, you wish the author that wrote it was a terrific friend of yours and you could call him up on the phone whenever you felt like it. That doesn’t happen much, though. I wouldn’t mind calling this Isak Dinesen up. And Ring Lardner, except that D.B. told me he’s dead. You take that book Of Human Bondage, by Somerset Maugham, though. I read it last summer. It’s a pretty good book and all, but I wouldn’t want to call Somerset Maugham up. I don’t know, He just isn’t the kind of guy I’d want to call up, that’s all. I’d rather call old Thomas Hardy up. I like that Eustacia Vye.

Hate Will Not Win.

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sue

>>78297754
Horrid gimmick

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>>78297759
wrong

going on a holiday in cambodia lads

Favourite post lads?
>>78297815
for me

GOOD NIGHT YA MORONS

salinger is trash

>>78297816
It's 7am in the UK, who's the moran now?

>>78297743
Poetry's a bit too gay for me 2bh

>>78297818
YOU are trash

>>78297821
hello bra*nlet
bet you can't even speak in iambic pentameter

>>78297818
>>78297832
>trash

foy

>>78297754

is that footage from some serial killer?

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>hello bra*nlet
>bet you can't even speak in iambic pentameter

>>78297743
I like his "Animal Kingdom" poem or whatever it's called

"A dire strait to see the lion coming from the den of error
It be that who muster courage and shush the beast away
Become the gallant Hercules of honored fable lore

All men must die, but it is man who chooses why"

Haikus are stupid.
They are too simple to be
Considered and art.

>>78297842
yes I filmed it

any urban planner in

>>78297836
Bitch I got nothing to prove

tedious nonce

>>78297864
Doesn't work as well in english

>>78297864
You are so dummy
A poo poo, pee pee, caca
Holy shit you're right

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>>78297864
>and art

>>78297895
Your flag was an art project if I ever saw one, sweetie XX

>>78297867
I plan to go urban on your ass like a negroid on angel dust

>>78297909
and*

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>NSW real estate: Sydney suburbs to become high-rise mini-cities under rezoning plans
fuck this country

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Ching chong, ching chong chow
Zhao Deng Xiao Tong Ting ching chong
Chow Ching Zhao Peng Chow

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>>78297921
delet this

Ooh look at meee~~~ I'm an aussie called bruce and I read poetryyy!~~~ lah dee da

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>black guy opens fridge.gif

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>Ooh look at meee~~~ I'm an aussie called bruce and I read poetryyy!~~~ lah dee da

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>>78297927
nothing wrong with fedoras

>>78297936
wasn't it a woman's hat

lads

my grandmother died and I found a bottle of 160mg oxycodone and abuseable oxymorphone. this is the holy grail of opioids. havent been sold at pharmacies in a decade. I wonder what they're worth.

>>78297836
To hear the words of runt ooze from your mouth!

Any aussie girls up in here???????

found some quaaludes under the sofa

>>78297963
ye

Thai lad is a n
i i g g e r r
thailad is nigger

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off to work lads

at what point in history did the british go
>lets claim greco roman culture as our own
?

>>78297970
Alri *awkwardly makes eye contact with you*

Sissy brit boys can't handle women

Liverpoool

>>78297980
wednesday

not joking when i say my aspiration in life is to be a special advisor to a labour opposition/government
it's not even political, i mean, i'd do it for even blair's government. it's more a sort of aesthetic, or general themes that surround labour. (also i'm not from the south east and i don't understand the tory factions so well.)

NZ Labour or Australian Labor would be good second options, although the latter has no scope for being parachuted into a safe seat unless I give up my British citizenship and I'd quite like to keep that so I can kill myself near where I was born.

>>78297980
nowt wrong with that

>>78297980
probably in the 1800s when people were being retards and making up silly race concepts

>>78297968
Would kill for some methaqualone

>>78297995
shreeve

why don't Brits like Hershey's

Could really go for some methanoxyluudes, oh yeah

>>78297935
is that a marzipan dildo

>>78298028
smells and tastes like vomit because they add vomit acid to it

>>78298028
Because to anyone with a functioning palate it tastes like absolute shit

>eating processed sugar

hello runt

>>78298036
It's a tobacco smoking apparatus, you screech-flying dingbat

>canadians
>functioning

>>78298056
could it be used as marzipan

>Brits live within Europe, the heartland of white people
>Australia is literally surrounded on all sides by Indians/Aricans/Asians/Latinos
>somehow Brits have less whites than Australians

Really makes me think!

>>78298072
...ich

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>runt

*fucks your mom*

>>78298103
>mom
Once again a reminder than Canadians are just Yanks

@78298093
FOY

*puts a fatwa on you*

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>FOY

@78298126
FOY

>>78298126
Bet that dog could get a date

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>monday morning

ah yes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzXKySxPFCI
choon

>>78298143
morning la

>>78298028

they put fat yank puke in it

Test

wish I could wake up to a cute boys bum in my face

egg

>>78298137
Probably he looks dope af

>>78298174
*flaps my fat arse on your face*
bbbbbbbrrrrrrrrrAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPhhhhhhhtttttt

>>78298179
*throws eggs at you*

egg

>>78298195
...girlfriend?

business idea: scrap all mainstream political parties and force people to make new parties

>>78298174

Bit gay

FUCK THIS SHIT LIFE
LIFE IS OVERRATED
IT'S MOSTLY DULL, DEPRESSING MONOTONOUS SHIT

>>78298204
>boy is about to be blasted into dust by the nuclear holy light of allah
THANKS GAYBOUR

>>78298204

Are they finally abolishing those terrible child labour laws?

business idea: put the bankers on the front lines and the lads on the front line in the banks

>>78298226
still better than 5 years of john major

Business idea: Restore the Empire

been listening to osamu kitajima. Might get back into japan: total war

remember that one? was a good game

business idea: post egg

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on the train

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>>78298174
morning

>>78298261
*nuclear bombs you*

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>me when I open /brit/

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breakfast

>>78298268
Grim

>>78298273
Nice try.

*performs tsujigiri on you*

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Kapyong

>Commonwealth army has beaten one commie chink division with one brigade
>Commonwealth is becoming commie chinks nowadays

Hmm
An irony

>>78298329
fuck off kapyong

Would throttle a child for a rotiboy right about now lads

>>78298275
Can I save this?

>>78298329
Based aussies.

>>78298363
Save it, it's all yours my friend :)

*introduces a foreign species into australia*

>>78298374
Thank you, much appreciated.

might sign up if we get to slug it out with the gooks desu

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what are you wearing today my guys

>>78298412
Definitely not eye shadow sweaty x

>>78298408
>slug it out

If anything did happen they would be carpet bombed so hard n.korea wouldnt exist anymore

>>78298381
what the FUCK

>>78298428
nah don't wear eye shadow my eyes are just like that because i can't/don't sleep

in fact i didn't sleep at all last night haha what am i like

egg

*Signs up for karate lessons*

Blitz n Chintz

was going to get a virgin bus ride into town to work but decided to do the virgin walk instead because the bus stop had a group of secondary school chads

>>78298462
man has a gf and I don't

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>>78298230
Had a good laugh at this.
Just imagining Gordon Brown showing up at the door to canvass opinions on labour's policy proposals and to collect children for dispersal to coal mines across the nation.

Fuck Off Yanks

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makes you think

>>78298491
I've got a gf

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Lana.

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This shit is so fucking disgusting.
Jesus Christ.
It's like unflavored toothpaste on a wafer.

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late for work

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honestly loathe the branding of the labour party at present.
wonder when it all went wrong. i think just after brown took over, although they'd been doing some fucking dismal things before then.

>>78298501
Edgy

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NEED a Lana gf.

>>78298516
does she have nice feet?

>>78298543
looks very runty

gets

>>78298550
not a peado for pieds, sorry

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>>78298551
Your butt looks runty.

>>78298568
maise open boobn i trace nd rape u now

>>78298565
>butt
fuck off yank

>>78298564
gfs are wasted on those who have them

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business idea: illegally paste this over a New Labour election poster

not getting any (you)'s lads

if you dont give me (you)'s i'll leave the thread and never post again

so i u dont give me a (you) you'll be actively contributing to the death of this general

>>78298633
*gives you a yank (you)*

>>78298633
*kisses you*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jmQQDvCRZw0

choooooon tbqh

*yanks your bollock*

>>78298678
Now now Kim.

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why are there so many yanks suddenly what time is it over there don't you know the only foreigners brits like are belgians

>>78298765
Not true. The only foreigners the Brits like are the Welsh.

>>78298765
00:06

Commercial-kino coming through

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ttoN3XWnVMg

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Work.in 48 minutes

back in the uk and i want to kill myself already

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>>78298905

*sticks a metal curette in your ear and scrapes out that annoying bit of wax right up against your ear drum that has been annoying you for the past 5 years*

imagine what putting your willy in iskra lawrence's bumhole must be like

used the gf's expensive facial scrub to wash my face just now and it's LOVELY
*minces off*

>>78298943
what is this even meant to mean you disgusting faggot

as a brit, great britain is shite arse

(on holiday in australia thats why i have an australian flag)

>>78298977
It's a great country.

>>78298977
you also have a british flag

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>>78298964
blimey

hong mong here, have returned
ama

love willies just tired of gay porn thats all

>>78298993
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHPPPP

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>>78298974

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>>78298964
>>78298993

What's the foul mouthed robot from Futurama's name?

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>>78298993
>tfw my willy wouldn't even reach

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>>78299062
flexo

>>78299062
beener

>>78299089
Racist.

>>78299099
fagbumwillyfarter

>>78298977
Australia is a cultural wasteland. The only Brits that nice there are gormless deano-grads

>>78299099
Bender was born in Mexico so it's okay.

would never willingly go to australia

>>78299105
t. Abo wog

I don't want Ethiopians in this thread. Or he or me, you chose.

>>78299062
Bender Bending Rodriguez

>>78299130
homophone

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>iskra lawrence is getting buttfucked by a black dude right now while you're wanking over her

>>78299143
she's not a yank

>>78299159

That's what you deserve, nigro.

>>78299159
The BBC report on this was complete cancer.

>>78299127
he's less black so i choose him

A wog in Australia is a Mediterranean or near eastern person, a wog in Britain is a black person or swarthy Asian and in the US a wog is a negro.

>>78299159
was anyone killed

>>78299159
not surprised the video that's circulating shows no context whatsoever

>>78299159
what happened?

>>78299159

me being a clown

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>>78299186
Ye :(

In 1996, a book based on the series, Have I Got 1997 for You, noted about Conservative MP Rupert Allason that "...given Mr Allason's fondness for pursuing libel actions, there are also excellent legal reasons for not referring to him as a conniving little shit". Allason then pursued a libel action against BBC Worldwide and Hat Trick Productions over the remark. He lost the case.[17]

>>78299209
jay-walkers

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just found out people willingly pay for porn ASMR

>>78299212
good. fucking hate people who care about things enough to tell me

>>78299179
>in the US a wog is a negro

Lel, in USA anyone can be White. Joseph Gordon-Levitt, John Turturro and Johnny Depp are considered Whites, someday even Wesley Snipes will be White there.

#BREAKING
NORTH KOREA LAUNCHES SUBMARINE TEST MISSLE OFF THE COAST OF GUAM

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>>78299251
>>78299251

>>78299259
>(((Stein)))

>>78299259
who's the girl

I hope my Japanese girlfriend is well. Imaginary gf btw.

>>78299275
Hola Aitor

>>78299212
Why is she naked

Lefty memes are offensively terrible

I reckon, I reckon yes I do

Need a wank but don't have anything to jizz on

>>78299336
cat

>>78299336
get a gf

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How does this make you feel

got a shitty normie undercut

>>78299316
They just poorely interpret other memes. That's why China is synonymous with Communism.

>>78299231
JGL is Jewish
Turturro is White
Depp is white (bar 3/2048)

>>78299360
How

>>78299371
*takes over the world*

ah yes

*brap*

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#FeelinEmpowered #FcukNazis #FauxNews

Doing an early new because I own this general

>>78299405
>>78299405
>>78299405
>>78299405
>>78299405

>>78299399

Salon and HuffPo are much more acceptable

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>>78299381
be yousef
be confidant

>>78299415
Neck yourself.

>>78299426
Thanks Al

>>78298955
Cheers lad.

>>78297754
oh thats young jennifer connelly
wasn't she discovered by dario argento to star in one of his shitty movies he probably made just so he could perv on the actresses?
i wonder if he fucked her,i know she was only about 14-15 at the time but still..
it's likely lol