How do I get a Turkish gf?

1) don't be wh*Te
2) done

1. leave food scraps on floor
2. wait for them to crawl in

>>78296091
Turkish American here
wh*Tes are the curse of mankind, I hate dealing with them

>>78296129
just TURK their women bro
it's all they're good for

>>78296091
Sorry mehmet. I'm lightning your genepool and you won't stop me.

>>78296166
My wife has blue eyes and blonde hair
muahahahah
claimed

>>78295869
Step one: Fund the Arabs
Step two: Enjoy war spoils
But why go through all the trouble if they're gonna reject you for being wh*te anyway

>>78296183
no
based turk woman is TURKing your genes
i pity dumb, wh*Te animals

>>78296214
not cherrypicked
dyed hair & colored contacts combo on all of them

>>78295869
as in the ancient Turkish tradition, you havve to lay claim to your turkfu.

i hereby lay claim to Sena. she looks like laura mayberry.

>>78296304
yea
our race looks nothing like those nazi racists

>>78296304
well believe it or not there are naturally blonde turks plenty in black sea region
so not every blonde you see is a cherrypick
the actual cherrypick is the redheads or colored-eyed ones those are actually rare

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You don't.

>>78296356
but then again, dyes and contacts exist

>>78295869
mehmet i lay claim to all of them kyrgz style

sena is the only acceptable choice

prove me wrong

1. install tinder plus
2. swipe in izmir

>>78296448
>le bana benzemeyenler dönmeh
t. giresunlu

>>78296091
Why do Turks act like they're European and then say shit like that

>>78296530
only the people of Of,Trabzon and its surroundings are confirmed rum dönmesi, not all northerners who happened to have lighter hair
>>78296482
why would we try to be european?

>>78296604
>trying to join the European Union
>never shutting the fuck up about the Ottoman Empire being Western
>muh successor to Rome

>>78296634
>ottoman empire being western
ottoman empire was EASTERN but it was largely involved with european politics
>muh succesor to rome
giant meme, i've never met a single turk who claimed that
quite the other way around we take pride in knowing we were the only ones strong enough to finish them off
>eu
not even trying anymore

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>>78295869

>>78296530
Why do you like arabs then?

>>78296091
>1) don't be wh*Te

OH YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES! TURKEY WAIT ME!

Be anything but turkish

>>78295869
Move the fridge

>>78297753
Finlandbro got the thing

>tfw no hardline milli gorus gf

>>78296091
Can i get one as an Asian?

>>78297789
Well, except insulting white people, what is your advice to get a Turkesh gf?

>>78297812
>>78293280

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>>78297789
Shut up nigger :D
For sure im not European but still so much over you.

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>>78296127

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>>78297898
B-but, any advices? I want Turkish qt

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>>78297943
Just go there, make yourself look good and speak french loudly to show your not local.
Those girls will probably jump into your arms

>>78297943
>>78298018
I mean, i visited there year ago and all i needed to do to get laid was take sun on a beach and some girl group camed next to me and started chatting :D

Be confident brother

>>78298089
At least he gives actual advices when you're just refute all hie arguments.

>>78298119
his*

>>78298119
Just learn a bit of Turkish then and try to impress her that way you fucking lazy fuck.

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>>78298089
Could work for you too if you wasnt so local or loser.

Those girls clearly saw i wasnt from there with my snow white skin and sky blue eyes clearly gained their attention.
Obiviously we had first just casual flirting but after few drinks i offered from my bottle it ended at my hotel room.
And she did much more than finnic girls
I would rank turkish girls at top 2, only time iv got better sex was Italian girl from Firenze.

>>78298181
Also if you are like "Where am I gonna learn a few T*rkish phrases?" try pimsleur.

>>78298404
Tamam la sakin ol, bak bizimki Fin karıyı almış Türkçe bile öğretmiş :DDDDDDDD

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-OIphP6MByI

>>78295869
1. To to kebab shop
2. Offer money
3. ????
4. Turkish gf

>>78298451
Ulan bu kadar yancağını bilseydim daha cömert davranırdım zuhhahahaha

>>78298484
>y-y-yanan benim sen değilsin haha
Gene kendini belli ettin t*rko piçi

>>78298404
you got any idea how pathetic you sound like?
I belive problem why you are such salty virgin is your attitude.
Even on this day hundreds of tourists visting turkey will find a nice girl to spend evening with.

>>78296183
A brit teen got shanked for kissin one.
Its the most liberal muslim country an guys on redpill will say aggressive cockblockin is common even on streets

>>78295869
Be turkish duh
Otherwise youll have to look for the wild one in germany

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leave crumbs on the floor

>>78298523
>YANIYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
what the even fuck does it mean? i've seen this a lot

>>78297814
Lol dont get his hopes up....hes better off in mexico

>>78298629
It's a meme desu, it's what you say when you want to imply the person you are responding to is butthurt.But kids nowadays use it everytime someone responds to them so it kinda lost it's memeness desu.

>>78298670
i see

>>78298512
Lol turkey is a female sex tourist destination.
Lotta westerners struggle there with women. Youd have to goto a liberal college in Istanbul's downtown.
Forost part turks are xenophobic.
Ex...roosh was in turkey an wound losing the girls interest when they find hes american an not native.

Plus when is a fin ever smooth.
Had swedish dutch an german tourists an the guys seem autistic.

>>78298708
Are you drunk anon?

>>78298059
Finns can tan???
>>78297943
Hit up germany or austria more liberal there is standard pua advice...dont u have turks im your city? Those ones are the liberal one.
But if u gonna fly goto south america there they really love europeans

>>78298745
Duh who ismt plus smart phone is tiny

>>78296091
Why the fuck do you capitalize the T?

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>>78298708
You dont need to be smooth with words if you can catch her inside you world. Finns are masters of unspoken language.

>>78298745
what do you think :D

>>78298795
It's a new meme.

>>78298811
>if you can catch her inside you world
So you just raped her?What the fuck does that mean lmao

>>78298841
>its just a meme bro!
lol fuck off butthurt whiteboi

>>78298878
I always see white hate from aussies
Do the abbos have internet access

>>78298841
> New meme
> Randomly capitalizes one letter
Good meme you got there; sure it will catch on.

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>>78298893

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>>78298841
Ill leave you with that information, see if nigger like you can ever figure it out.

>>78295869
met and had a bit of a night with 5th from last row years ago, met her from another chat site, she was using the same picture. wtf.

also [2,2] looks too like a girl i knew from high school, weird.

>>78298907
Mad wh*Tey detected.

>>78298919
So all of that was bullshit is what you are saying.Who would have thought lmao

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>>78298893
Abos are brotier just like native americans.
Tfw: when sharing a conversation with another.
My dream is to travel usa and meet some real Natives americans, offer them whisky and talk about things.

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>>78298991
What? No, i just got bored talking alone and giving you information you surely didint deserve or couldnt use as good. Damn you are idiot :D did nigger rape your mom or something?

>>78299103
I understand anon lol

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>>78299121
Then get to my level

>>78295869
Take them by force. They will cream themselves and you while you are taking them.
If they try to convert you to islam or refuse to take your religion, slap them a few times.
They are the easiest women to maintain.

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MeNa has the best qts

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>>78303173
why are there balkanrapebabies here

>>78303200
You're an Anatolian rapebaby

>>78307041
okay wh*Te subhuman
are you a balkanrapebaby diaspora in UK?

>>78298708
Roosh looks Armenian, of course he couldn't score in Turkey

>>78296482
Because turks are all mongrels. They are not white. They are not arabs. They are not mongols. They are nothing but mongrels.

>>78308958
ok

I got a Turkish fiance now btw.

All is very good. We met for the first time on Interpals and now we seen each other 3 times IRL.

Soon together for 1 year

Must admit, I'd hit all that, despite them having names like Buluk, Čučuk and Allah.

>>78309054
>wh*Te subhumans dating turks
ew

>>78309085
>I'd hit all that
Would they hit you?
No lol you wh*Te sl*V(e) subhuman

>>78309103
I am Russian btw and yes we are white for the mostly part

>>78309010
Can't argue with the truth eh?

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>>78309203
Yeah,whats the problem?

people in the uk, at least women, have a stereotype of turkish men being sexy and tanned

but a lot of my friends said when they met my father they expected him to be muscular and built and shit cause that's how they expect turks to be lol


i'm not memeing btw there are a lot of positive stereotypes on turks here, but i dont think people can tell difference between k*rds and turks (all kebab shops here are run by k*rds)

why is this shit thread still up