I wish that was me edition
g/a/y
Wrong image
I meant to post this as the op image
>tfw I'll never get to have kids
Genuinely bad feel
>>78295976
Now your self-insert comment makes more sense. Why do you want extreme pain?
>>78296014
It's not so much about giving birth to the kids as it is about having a family. And you usually have to be at least 40 to adopt in the US
Though maybe I'll get to adopt my sister's kids when she inevitably goes to jail
>tfw going to die a virgin cause no women will want to fuck me.
>>78296066
you can fuck me desu
>>78296060
I guess that makes sense. I always figured I'd just adopt if I wanted kids (unlikely).
>>78296141
what a slut (both you and aqua)
Fucking a preggo whore tomorrow lads
>>78296376
Sounds hot desu.
>>78296376
nice
>>78296320
I think I'd want kids desu. It's not for everyone though
>>78296376
Hot. Is she going to let you nut inside her ?
>>78296376
That's like two for the price of one
>>78296402
Even if she would I wouldn't stick my dick in a whore without protection
P E T I T E
E
T
I
T
E
>>78295870
Thank fuck for that, I was concerned for a second...
Me holding the collar
>Dick Smith launches anti-immigration ad
Who would have thunk it?
>>78297785
Who is that?
>>78297793
Was the owner of a business that sold electronic goods. Every aussie knows Dick Smith.
>>78296925
I must admit Anne frank is quite the cutie, but I would rather not be her
me on the bottom
>>78297822
hmm.. Is he a political guy too or is he just famous?
What's for dinner tonight qts ?
just out of curiosity, how do you even recognize each other?
>>78298470
chicken and mashed potatoes and gravy
>>78297922
The stores were called Dick Smith.
>>78298628
o-oh
>>78298470
hungry jacks
>>78298470
Steamed pork bun
>>78298520
I'm not really sure
>>78298520
We don't because it's just one guy using proxies
Also where's her legs
Would fuck a futa desu
I'm back lads.
I can confirm that Gareth Morgan is saving our country.
Looks like a polish dog
It was a cold walk back from town desu
God I wish that was me
Hmmmmmmmmmmm
My gf
>politics
>>78299623
Better run then
>Farmers and Greens Union
Stupid meme law that makes you show ID when buying energy drinks
Wtf
>>78299264
>Also where's her legs
here are they!
>want a child at somepoint
>not really attracted to women all that much
>they aren't attracted to me either
>i only attract twinks
just?
>>78299781
>i only attract twinks
The dream
>>78299531
If I vote it'll probably be for him or winnie pete as a meme
>>78299590
I wish I could warm you up
>>78299692
Haha that's one of the stupidest things I've head day
>>78299781
You could always try steal someone else's kid
>>78299781
>i only attract twinks
Because you're just so cute
And you don't need to like a woman to put a baby in her
*I've heard all day
Fuckin hell I need to proofread my posts
>le please reply to me gays that you would let me fuck you please the post
>>78299781
i have read an article recently that scientists would learn pretty soon how to grow functioning vaginas on males from stem cells... ughm, i have read it because i generally read about transhumanism, no homo
>>78299830
wanna fuck bby?
And they do it
>>78299837
>how to grow functioning vaginas on males from stem cells
but... why?
If you remove the dick you ruin the fun.
>>78299825
yeah but having only a man raise a child isn't wholesome
and i like my mum more than my dad growing up so maybe you need a woman to have a functioning child
>>78299856
but futanari
I'm very serious man who's into serious relationships and business
>>78299856
He probably means wombs. I guess you would do in vitro fertilization and just do a cesarean delivery when the time came
>>78299868
>so maybe you need a woman to have a functioning child
That's the only thing that kinda discourages me from adopting. I don't want to fuck the kid's development up...
>>78299868
Just get a twink to raise it with you,
>>78299873
>futanari
That's just traps for people who can't accept they like men.
Pretty pathetic desu
>>78299897
>pretty pathetic desu
This coming from the "ironic" homo
>>78299891
> I don't want to fuck the kid's development up...
I'm pretty sure that's a myth
>>78299924
heh pathetic, you really couldn't tell that entire post was ironic?
You need to step up your irony game
>>78299949
>I'm pretty sure that's a myth
Still
>>78299972
I'm sure you would make a great father, I would impregnate you if I could.
fun fact being gay is inheritible
and when i say gay it really means more fertile
more energy to fuck and greater libido
the whole what you're attracted to part is all psychology
>>78300010
>>78299993
>I'm sure you would make a great father
I mean I wouldn't abuse the kid, but I would still be worried that there's something that I can't do for him that a mother could
>I'd impregnate you if I could
really super duper hot and lewd
>>78299949
My post was ironic as well, your irony is pathetic compared to mine
I would ironically suck your dick just to prove how ironic I'm being
>>78300034
>there's something that I can't do for him that a mother could
Nah that's bullshit, you would just have to be more careful and fill both the compassion and advice parts of both parents.
Not easy but doable.
>really super duper hot and lewd
It really is
>>78300068
Sigh
Once again you have fallen for my irony trap.
Go outside to play with the other kids.
I would announce in this thread how un-ironically gay I am and how much I want you inside me just to prove how ironic I really am.
Checkmate, you lose.
>>78300106
being nutted inside is the best possible feeling
>>78300047
We need to do something about these anglos
Hello balts
>>78300175
Hello sven
>>78300197
How are you doing, you're the extella-anon right?
>>78300106
Wow, that's pretty ironic
I don't know if I can beat all that irony
>>78300138
I wish I knew this feel
>>78300212
Indeed I am.
How are you? Did you summon the servant that you want?
>>78300146
Yes. We need to exile them or something.
>>78300175
Hello.
>>78300218
>I don't know if I can beat all that irony
You can start by beating me
>>78300224
I am fine, thank you. How about you?
I unfortunately couldn't get my hands on the servant, it's very annoying and sad.
How far have you gotten with extella?
>>78300251
Hello famous one.
>>78300277
wow
>>78300218
I'll help you to know it
>>78300282
I am also fine just woken up and haven't eaten anything yet.
>I unfortunately couldn't get my hands on the servant, it's very annoying and sad.
I see I hope you get lucky next time...
>How far have you gotten with extella?
I've beaten the Nero arch and now on Tamamo arc...
>>78300301
>wow
... I didn't mean it like that.
But now I realize I did want to mean it like that.
>>78300351
>I didn't mean it like that.
oh lol
idk, I've known people who like to be beaten
>>78300349
>I am also fine just woken up and haven't eaten anything yet.
I see, what will you have for breakfast/lunch then?
>I see I hope you get lucky next time...
So do I!
>I've beaten the Nero arch and now on Tamamo arc...
Good!
>>78300282
Please don't call me that.
>>78300410
Would you prefer homo instead?
>>78300277
up or off?
>>78300406
Still don't know might eat salmon(because that's the only thing that I have lol), have you eaten anything yet?
>>78300445
Both, preferably at the same time.
Are any of you actually irl gay or just internet gay
>>78300434
No, that would be a lie about me.
>>78300410
Okay famous one.
>>78300451
I had müsli and tea, not sure what I will have for lunch but maybe reindeer stew would be nice.
>>78300457
I actually am
>>78300457
>internet gay
the word is "ironic"
>>78300477
Hmm, yea sure buddy.
There is plenty of proof.
>>78300457
I have no idea
>>78300492
>I had müsli and tea
Nice I approve of this.
Never had reindeeer what does it taste like?
>>78300531
We could find out... together
>>78300493
So uh
What does it actually feel like to dip your peepee in fecal matter
I find it pretty gross
>>78300561
It's usually not a problem if their diet isn't literally dogshit. You can douche if you want to make absolutely sure and I usually do
Just think of all the bacteria that gets caught around and in the vagina
>>78300561
>not enjoying the sensation of natures lubricant
>>78300492
I'm not famous. There's just 1 guy who keeps making threads about me for some reason.
>>78300508
Those were jokes.
>>78300547
>Never had reindeeer what does it taste like?
Really?
Oh boy you're in for a treat then. Reindeer tastes really tender and mild, compared to meats like cow or sheep. Also it has less fat overall the muscle tissues so it's easy to digest.
If you ever happen to stumble upon the chance to have it, try it!
>>78300607
Are you sure famous one?
You're really famous you know, it's kinda weird how you gained the fame so quickly.
>>78300607
>jokes
I'm sure if you keep repeating the same lie it will come true some day.
>>78300627
I'm not famous. There's just some idiots pretending I am.
>>78300630
Yeah, you'd know wouldn't you "ironic" homo.
>>78300627
Yes I have really never tried it.
>Reindeer tastes really tender and mild, compared to meats like cow or sheep. Also it has less fat overall the muscle tissues so it's easy to digest. If you ever happen to stumble upon the chance to have it, try it!
That sounds very tasty I will try it out if I have a chance some day.
Thank you.
>>78300554
That certainly sounds like a good time
>>78300627
Now you want to eat poronkäristys
>>78300693
It really does!
Why do Estonians put ananas on pitsa, what a waste money
ded bread
>>78301242
Fuck I'm hungry
>when the cum drips down your balls after he pulls out
>>78301361
Why are you trying and succeeding at making me gay?
>>78301396
This is that gay agenda that they tried to warn you about. More gay qts means that I have more to choose from
>>78301435
I hope you choose me...
>>78301361
Beautiful. Truly beautiful
>>78301499
I've already chosen you silly billy
>>78301552
Good morning homosluts.
>>78301552
Oh, I see how it is
So you've chosen him
>>78301734
B-but I still like you! One kiwi isn't enough for me, I need two qts
>>78301591
>>78301734
>>78301750
Don't put up with his harem tactics.
>>78301798
harems are patrician
>>78301830
I don't know who I would rather be.
Neglected or head pats.
>>78301854
headpats for sure
>>78301830
Yes, you should gather them all into one place.
Makes it easier for me to kill you all.
>>78301869
But imagine the satisfaction of getting the headpats after being deprived.
Pure bliss
Some days I just can't bare the reality and have a cry.
Wish I wasn't born.
>>78301905
hmmm.... nope, immediate headpats are better
>>78302022
>>78302054
Try having a wank, that's what I do when I'm depressed
>>78302085
Mmmm, I can see that.
Headpats are very nice.
tfw no big, musky, uncut cock to worship
>>78302213
dude.. cut it out with the guy stuff.
>>78302213
my ex was uncut and it looked really fun
>>78302357
>uncut
does this really make a difference?
When did the anime posting get so out of hand?
Wish a cute girl would give me my first blowjob.
>>78302412
There are a lot of nerve endings in the foreskin and (((they))) generally scrape or do something to deaden the ones that are leftover after the circumcision. It looked like it was a lot more sensitive for him
>>78302471
>cute girl
weirdo
>>78302476
Hmmm, that's good to hear
>>78302502
;_;
>>78302536
oh.. I'm so sorry...
>>78302476
Really #triggered right now. The US NEEDS to get wiped out.
>post selfie on facebook
>only get complimented by gay pakis
>>78302553
It's ok. At least he could have fun
>>78302572
>post selfie on facebook
Normie
>only get complimented by gay pakis
Why do do you even have them on facebook.
Normals get OUT.
>>78302617
It's ok, it shouldn't effect how good it feels to receive
Only people with Aspergers are allowed in here.
>>78302711
More like cockintheassburgers
>>78302700
G-good thing I don't want to use my penis... (probably because it's cut)
>>78302732
Lewd.
>>78302700
yeah...
it was really weird the first time I saw it lol, I didn't know what it was
>>78302771
are.. are you a Jew or something?
>>78302789
No, I'm pagan.
where is your bf from?
>>78302820
Hm, America sure is a unique place.
>>78302870
That's not the face I wanted!
>>78302885
It's more fitting though.
>>78302867
my current bf is from my state but my ex was from around Sudbury, Ontario
>>78302870
Is joke, anon.
>>78302921
Don't do that to me.
From my point of view anything is possible in America.
can we do a /mtfg/ again lads? miss those days
>>78302961
Don't like trannies. They ruined /lgbt/
>>78302961
Trannies, like 99%+ of UStards should be eradicated.
>>78302971
>>78302981
fuck off yanks you have no business in this generals direction
>>78303001
>says the normalfag
>mommy and daddy are fighting
miss alex
miss flannel
miss azuza
Arggggggggg
>>78303081
What is it?
>>78303081
*pats your head*
>>78302619
i dont have them :(
GODDAMMIT I JUST WANT TO DRIVE MODERATELY FAST ON THE WAY HOME AND THESE NORMIES ARE DOING 60 IN AN 80
FUCK AUSSIE SPEED LIMITS I WANNA GO VROOM REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>78303180
Bullshit, you are either lying or retarded and have public profile settings.
>>78303110
Oh nothing
>>78303138
That's all I've ever wanted
>keep left unless overtaking
>I keep right
don't understand why grills usually spit, cum tastes fucking delicious
>>78303252
You seem to be emotionally unstable.
That's ok I'll take care of you.
>>78303297
Semen is gross desu.
>>78303283
if i catch you doing 60 on the wakehurst pwy i will steamroll you anon
But.. 60kmh is slow. Why would you drive that on a highway?
>>78303297
If it's so good I'll make sure to try some
>>78303299
Yes please
>>78303575
To annoy other drivers
>>78303606
well it tastes different depending on the person
>>78303604
Wow Estonia looks super cool as always
>>78303606
You can try some of mine
*keeps patting your head*
>>78303625
So you're suggesting that I should extract seamen from lots of different guys?
>>78303634
I'm sure yours would taste particularly good
12 years in 4chan and I'm a normie. Ask me anything.
>>78303663
Maybe I'll eat some pineapple for you
>>78303665
How can I be as cool as you?
>>78303663
nope, just me
My ex's tasted sweeter
>>78303680
You're from NZ, that's automatically cool m8.
>>78303707
thanks, I try
>>78303734
God save the queen.
>>78303811
the fascist regime
>>78303852
I thought that Australia was supposed to be the one with republican tendencies
>>78303933
They will probably become a republic first.
Most people just don't care (well until the Queen dies anyway)
The debate will probably be brought up when that happens.
>>78303993
>until the Queen dies
heresy
>>78303933
Most people (myself included) couldn't care less, but if I had the choice I'd say ditch the old bag
Also it's a catchy song https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yqrAPOZxgzU
>>78304120
>the uploader has not made this video available in your country
This violates my Freedomâ„¢
What's Estonian conscription like?
>>78304192
They find all of the cute males and other undesirables then put them together.
Oh shit it's almost midnight, I should get to sleep
Goodnight everyone
>>78304334
goodnight sweetie
big black cock OwO
>>78304334
Goodnight
I wish I was in your bed
>>78304401
Gross
>>78304192
You want meme answers or a real one?
reminder
regarding:
>>78300069
How did it happen? Did you infect each other?
Goodnight lads, I'm not ruining my sleep schedule 3 weeks in a row.
>>78305258
Night night x
>>78304764
Absence of good posters such as me or mikoto who would counterbalance all the low quality shitposters
whomst*
Mikoto was a shitposter, he often had autism out bursts at people. I got caught in on once.
>t. got his feelings hurt over the internet
haha dumb dyke
>you will NEVER be someone's little spoon
>tripfags
My thoughts are too complex for /balt/ to understand
>>78303933
Nah, we love the Queen, it's the filthy fucking foreigners with no ties to the British Crown that want a Republic.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Australian_republic_referendum,_1999
>>78305568
tfw no one will be your little or big spoon
>tfw stopped using the internet for one month and life drastically improved
wew.
>>78305741
>everyone wants spoons
>you're a fork
>>78305849
Mankind cannot adapt to the information age.
hmm where is the real azusa?
dead
Wish the american stopped posting here
Which one? :DDDD
all of them
>>78304591
Both
>>78300250
>₹θ₹K§
Wow...
>>78307098
what???!??!
>change flag to any european flag
>suddenly everyone likes you (unless it's France)
>>78307256
Juicy cunt...
No, n-nothing...
>>78307377
Don't look there!
Okay then baka.... (tell me!)
>>78307418
I will
That pic is fake, Sakuya is not like that
>>78307481
Good hentai.
>>78307481
Very hot gif
No don't you hentai....
She is she love cocks...
>>78307286
Americans still don't fully understand how much of the world views them as unsophisticated brutes, I see.
>>78307541
>doesn't understand that I view the rest of the US as unsophisticated brutes as well
>>78307522
Okay, sorry
No, fake and gay
>>78307606
Its okay... :)
No she is a girl so its not gay baka
>>78307661
Oh, right
>>78307761
*saves this image*
Thank you
>>78307790
Wow...
So youre into stuff like that....
Disgusting!
>>78307941
Cute Miku!
Nothing bad about that! baka shut up!
>>78307824
Don't really like this artist.
>>78307941
You taught him to like that stuff.
>>78308109
No he didn't!
Shut up
This general is cancer
I hope you will find the love of Jesus and grace of god one day
>>78308109
Who's an artist that you DO like? The ones that draw GirlsforM?
>>78308171
>Ottoman Empire
>Jesus
DOUBT
>>78308203
Western turkey is CHRISTIAN
filthy degenerate yank
>>78308359
>one of the worst countries in the world probably only below places like India and warzones like Iraq
>thinks he can take the high ground
Cute.
>>78305661
be either of those for me
>>78308171
'Then I looked on all the works that my hands had wrought, and on the labour that I had laboured to do: and, behold, all was vanity and vexation of spirit, and there was no profit under the sun.'
- Ecclesiastes 2:11
>>78308453
Hmmmm
>>78308479
I'm on my knees
>>78308524
w-whoa that's a gay pic...
and kinda cute
>>78308545
sorry
>>78308560
>sorry
???
>>78307972
Sorry :)
>>78308109
I didn't
Proof?
>>78308175
>GirlsforM
*gulp*
>>78308700
Hot
Its okay....
>>78308175
Some of those are pretty good, yeah.
>>78308700
Are you saying it's a coincidence he turned into a masochist after he started hanging out with you?
>>78308815
Yes
Wow, Sakura is a crazy whore
>>78308872
Yes.
>>78308880
No she isn't proof? you liar!
>>78308872
Yes...
>>78308933
She is, lol
She loves it when Shinji hits her, wow
>>78309023
accurate image
No she isn't!
No she doesn't like that! liar proof?
want.. gf....
>>78309115
She does!
*punch* *punch* *punch*
>>78309256
Once again where is the proof?
>*punch* *punch* *punch*
Don't do that!
Heaven's Feel best route. UBW fags are wannabe heroes and justice dogs.
>>78309297
*punch* *smack* *kick* *hammer* *bangbang* *pees*
Okay, sorry
>>78309395
Can't argue with this...
>>78309493
Hot... and hot slut...
Good.
>>78309591
Shes not a slut, crazy baka
>>78309675
I like your images
But she does look like one and even dresses like one too.
>>78309733
No, thats false, shes a good wife and a mother
>>78309895
No she isn't, she's a slut who even sells her own kid's body for money what a slut lol
I feel like this exact same conversation happens every day.
>>78309970
No, thats wrong, shut up!
>>78310090
:)
Yes its is wrong, but why does she do it then?...
>>78310075
'Is there any thing whereof it may be said, See, this is new? it hath been already of old time, which was before us.'
- Ecclesiastes 1:10
>>78310126
She doesn't
Saber on the other hand...
Does someone have the drawing of a guy pissing on the russian flag to make the lithuanian
>>78310321
She does she's a bad person lol
What about saber? Retard!?!?
>>78310407
>image limit reached
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78310484
>>78310439
No, she isn't
Saber is a slut, she cucked and betrayed Shiro in that doujin...