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YOU MIRIN BRA?
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>>78295218
>>78295247

I used to be in the Hcav (Blues and Royals)

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>>78295241
think she's a strasserist

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can we get a womanhate thread going?

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wish i were a 94+ year old guy who liked to watch sunday night newss and who really really enjoyed it

>>78295273
Seriously? Mate that's awesome. Bet you've got some stories.

>>78295273
mind telling us about it, lad? i'm interested

Forgot to buy toilet paper again
Guess I'll just use my hand

>>78295289
I really hate women that won't sex me.
Who do they think they are?

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best way to get cum stains off the monitor?

>>78295321
be yourself

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>>78295315
>the papa people

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talk about a powerful image...

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>>78295343

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>>78295300
>>78295301
Got any questions

It's not that special, you can join just like any other regiment, however your specialist training consists of a couples months of horse riding

(and then armoured vehicles but that's a different story)

There is definitely something to riding horseback down the mall and into Buckingham Palace court in the morning though

>>78295356
kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qUCzC3tvo8Y

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>>78295289
/brit/ is a feminist general

Lemme go on
Like I blister in the sun
Lemme go on
Big hands I know you're the one

>>78295302
Loo roll is one of the things I stockpile. Always have at least 9 rolls spare. Will have 20 rolls after tomorrow's Tesco delivery.

>>78295369
What were your daily duties like?
What was the background of most of the lads? Posh, working class, mix?
Ever get to meet anyone important?

probably got better questions just can't think of any rn

Don't know how people can be unhappy when something as amazing as music exists

>>78295369
I don't know what to ask. Did you go abroad or was it purely guard stuff?

feminism was a good thing and did a good job of extending rights to women but there's no reason for it to exist anymore

women have equal rights to men now

liam you'd still be a virgin even without feminism

>>78295423
equal rights for equal work

women do not give to society as much as men, why should they have an equal say in how it's governed?

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Tomboys are pure and sweet.

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_massacres_of_Indigenous_Australians

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>>78295289

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Lana tbqh.

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>>78295461
howling

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Post Lana faggots.

Mo Farrah can hardly speak English

>>78295223
Wow Is this the average cute face of britgirls?

Someone call me a nigger

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>>78295452

>>78295461
>>78295482
>women are deranged narcissists

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Preparing and bulling uniform for about 5 hours each day

Occasionally standing guard at Horse Guards Parade

There are so many parades you attend and have to rehearse for.

The enlisted (soldiers) were mixed, mostly lower/middle class, the officers in Hcav are literally the poshest, toffiest of toff you will ever meet in your life

I've attended a few garden parties hosted by the queen where you would wear something like pic related (with spurs on your boots which I like), I've stood guard in Parliament and Buckingham Palace while Obama and other world leaders visited

The ceremonial part is one half, you do it for about 2 years then get rotated to an armoured recon role, where I was in Afghan in 2012 for.

>>78295413
yes


It's LOT of hours, but honestly you can just apply to join yourselves m8's, it's not got any particular requirements

Most people don't like the idea of ceremonial work

>>78295494
You nigger faggot

>>78295407
Music properly pulled me out of depression once. Felt like it almost physically yanked me out of my funk. Was down and out, flat was rank as fuck, had no food or money, was just giving up. Got a cup of coffee, put a random tape on my cassette player. As I sipped my coffee, the sun blared through my curtains lighting up the whole room, and this noise came into my ears:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ntG50eXbBtc

It was like being touched by something spiritual. Might sound insignificant, but it happened 15+ years ago and I still remember it like it was yesterday, the memory is as fresh as any I have. Might have changed my life profoundly, who knows? Things eventually got a lot better.

Just got called a nigger faggot in /brit/

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>>78295482

>>78295506
meant for
>>78295400

britain is not european

>>78295528
Why is his name an anagram for tomato?

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how to fix america
>impeach le drank too mauch sunny delight man
>install hilary as an absolute monarch
>hire macklemore to write a new. more inclusive national anthem
>WOMEN SHOULD GET FOOTBALLERS WAGES LIKE IF YOU AGREE
>everyone who has a slightly extreme opinion gets put in the camps
>cut the entire landmass of the south from the rest of the country and push it out into the atlantic ocean

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>tfw no Lana gf

>>78295552
>Americans don't even know what an anagram is

>>78295562
I want to cum on her blue hair.

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>>78295528

>tfw no brit gf

>>78295567
It's when the letters make a word.

>>78295552
>anagram

>>78295557
hillaryposting was the only good thing about the election

>>78295528
still love kreay after all this time desu

getting flashbacks to when i was thrown out of the local liberal club for saying i would've voted for trump

>>78295510
Lame song but other than that good stuff anon

>>78295506
what's pay like?

>>78295591
Standard shitty army pay

about 17k your first few years then 22, then 27 etc

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>>78295578

Spent the night at the oneitis' place yesterday
We didn't bang and I don't think she's properly over the Chad who dumped her a couple months ago
Fun stuff

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time for bed
night x

Does the chancellor actually have to know anything about economics?

not pisstaking, does he just get advice from other people if he's a politically appointed weirdo?

The resurgence of the right in the West has finally become public knowledge.

GOOD MORNING, RUNTS
RISE AND SHINE

I'm in hell and I can't get out

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cute white pussy

cat's meow stream's gone a bit weird

Ozark is fucking peng

>>78295725
It'll get better mate, just stick it out. Hard times make strong men.

>>78295726
Japs aren't allowed to have white pussy

>>78295726
would

>>78295694
what's more noteworthy is that the authorities have now legitimised their ideology by giving them a persecution complex. No better way to confirm your conspiratorial view of society than by the state and the media trying to crush you out of existence. This is how Christianity became a force to be reckoned with after all, and the Black Civil Rights movement.

gay black lad on stream


very odd

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Just watched the phoniest film

It was about this English guy, Alec something, that was in the war and loses his memory in the hospital and all. He comes out of the hospital carrying a cane and limping all over the place, all over London, not knowing who the hell he is. He’s really a duke, but he doesn’t know it. Then he meets this nice, homey, sincere girl getting on a bus. Her goddam hat blows off and he catches it, and then they go upstairs and sit down and start talking about Charles Dickens. He’s both their favorite author and all. He’s carrying this copy of Oliver Twist and so’s she. I could’ve puked. Anyway, they fell in love right away, on account of they’re both so nuts about Charles Dickens and all, and he helps her run her publishing business. She’s a publisher, the girl. Only, she’s not doing so hot, because her brother’s a drunkard and he spends all their dough. He’s a very bitter guy, the brother, because he was a doctor in the war and now he can’t operate any more because his nerves are shot, he boozes all the time, but he’s pretty witty and all. Anyway, old Alec writes a book, and this girl publishes it, and they both make a hatful of dough on it. They’re all set to get married when this other girl, old Marcia, shows up. Marcia was Alec’s fiancée before he lost his memory, and she recognizes him when he’s in this store autographing books. She tells old Alec he’s really a duke and all, but he doesn’t believe her and doesn’t want to go with her to visit his mother and all. His mother’s blind as a bat. But the other girl, the homey one, makes him go. She’s very noble and all. So he goes. But he still doesn’t get his memory back, even when his great Dane jumps all over him and his mother sticks her fingers all over his face and brings him this teddy bear he used to slobber around
with when he was a kid. But then,one day, some kids are playing cricket on the lawn and Then right away he gets his goddamn memory back, don't see it if you don't want to puke

Not one word

Glen Beck raped and murdered a young girl in 1990

>>78295858
No I didn't shut up

ears ringing

>>78295847
enjoyed reading this

I love British threads

Feels like just a big dreamlike stream of consciousness

>>78295890
I’d tell you the rest of the story, but I might puke if I did. It isn’t that I’d spoil it for you or anything. There isn’t anything to spoil for Chrissake. Anyway, it ends up with Alec and the homey babe getting married, and the brother that’s a drunkard gets his nerves back and operates on Alec’s mother so she can see again, and then the drunken brother and old Marcia go for each other. It ends up with everybody at this long dinner table laughing their asses off because the great Dane comes in with a bunch of puppies. Everybody thought it was a male, I suppose, or some goddam thing.

The part that got me was, there was a lady sitting next to me that cried all through the goddam picture. The phonier it got, the more she cried. You’d have thought she did it because she was kindhearted as hell, but I was sitting right next to her, and she wasn’t. She had this little kid with her that was bored as hell and had to go to the bathroom, but she wouldn’t take him. She kept telling him to sit still and behave himself. She was about as kindhearted as a goddam wolf. You take somebody that cries their goddam eyes out over phony stuff in the movies, and nine times out of ten they’re mean bastards at heart. I’m not kidding.

>>78295883
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

NEED more episodes of the thick of it

Austrialian women are best

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DqOz_LhzXoo

Pipes and drums lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSH0eRKq1lE

Makes me wish I was Scottish.

REQUIRE additional footage of Peter Capaldi bollocking people.

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>>78295898
It's like 60 minutes on acid

>>78295942
He's a wide guy

>was going to stay up all night to reset my sleep schedule
>already tired as fuck

welp

DEMAND a transcript of the antics of DoSaC delivered directly to my office

>>78295948
For you.

kill all normies kill all normies must kill all normies

>>78295955
You're not meant to stay up all night you stupid cunt, that's just something you tell yourself so you can say 'oh well I tried'

>>78295356
>>78295343

Uh, INSPIRING?!

>>78295955
10mg of caffeine right into the noggin

>>78295973
calm yourself

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Have to go to NY with the family soon for chrissakes, probably drop by the Wicker Bar too

IN CASE you haven't been to New York, the Wicker Bar is in this sort of swanky hotel, the Seton Hotel. I used to go there quite a lot, but I don’t any more. I gradually cut it out. It’s one of those places that are supposed to be very sophisticated and all, and the phonies are coming in the window. They used to have these two French babes, Tina and Janine, come out and play the piano and sing about three times every night. One of them played the piano- strictly lousy-and the other one sang, and most of the songs were either pretty dirty or in French. The one that sang, old Janine, was always whispering into the goddam microphone before she sang. She’d say, “And now we like to geeve you our impression of Vooly Voo Fransay. Eet ees the story of a leetle Fransh girl who comes to a beeg ceety, just like New York, and falls een love wees a leetle boy from Brookleen. We hope you like eet.” Then, when she was all done whispering and being cute as hell, she’d sing some dopey song, half in English and half in French, and drive all the phonies in the place mad with joy. If you sat around there long enough and heard all the phonies applauding and all, you got to hate everybody in the world, I swear you did.

Did a fart.

Smells pretty nice.

>>78295960
How about we have some DicSuC antics instead

seriously though i'm fucking fuming that there isn't a PDF of "the thick of it" scripts online
don't need a cunting paperback and i'm not paying for digital files

people get jealous cuz we always stay together... yeah

>>78296002
would love a good whiff of a fart right now

>>78295989
go on...

stop posting catcher in the rye shit

*marches into your thread*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBYVmnMFMtA

coke music lads

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>>78296020
The bartender was a louse, too. He was a big snob. He didn’t talk to you at all hardly unless you were a big shot or a celebrity or something. If you were a big shot or a celebrity or something, then he was even more nauseating. He’d go up to you and say, with this big charming smile, like he was a helluva swell guy if you knew him, “Well! How’s Connecticut?” or “How’s Florida?” It was a terrible place, I’m not kidding. I cut out going there entirely, gradually.

I’m sort of glad they’ve got the atomic bomb invented. If there’s ever another war, I’m going to sit right the hell on top of it. I’ll volunteer for it, I swear to God I will.

>>78295989
...Believe

>>78296059
fuck off rick

In a hard place right bow, if I can make it until January I'll be fine.

How do I get up tomorrow and be a better person?

>>78296006
t. Chris Langham the nonce, "on holiday in Australia"

>>78296064
dunno

>>78296009
It's harder to pirate pdfs then major films, porn, and video games

The publishing houses must be the most litigious kikes there are

>>78296071
Gives a whole new meaning to The Thick (of it) x

>>78295725
Just BEE yourself

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Why does he not have ratings on his videos anymore?

>>78296059
Rick wouldn't prove it. He would either kill/maim you or just ignore you because he's a piece of shit too.

>>78296111
fuck off morty

>>78296064
How To Stop Worrying And Start Living

Good book, strongly recommend it to anyone who's having a hard time.

>>78296121
k

First day of work lads I'm a total fucking mess haha I think I sound genuinely autistic talking to people

>>78295436
Tae fuck with you no am no.

>>78296111
Yeaaa ahah us redditores right?

I'm convinced everyone mentioning this kids' show is paid by some irregular advertising company

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>1st day using Tinder

>>78296161
Oh I'm sorry

You're excited for Game of Thrones?

I'm not into that.

I'm excited for a little show you might not have heard of

It's called Rick and Morty

It's not very well known

But if you're woke enough

You might find it to be your new favorite show.

But be warned.

It is NOT politically correct.
It does NOT hold back.
It does NOT care if you get triggered.
So Snowflakes should stay away !

Anyways, have fun with your wizards and magic show for kids , tonight I'll be watching Rick and Morty instead.

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>>78296101
because your opinion is not part of the recipe

>>78295482
she looked better when she was thicc desu

>>78296161
One of the writers browse 4chan and spams about the show regularly (or he did when I used the board he was on).

>>78296038
really like angsty youth from the cold war

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>>78296173
10/10

>>78296121
Sounds like it's for manic depressives

What the FUCK am I watching?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HW3QVLlK-kE

Switzerland you absolute weirdos. How are they keeping a straight face?

>>78296162
Me beija
Eu quero voce
Bunda brasiliera

should i go to bed or go for an early morning stroll and watch the sun rise

my favourite march

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YpmK_SJlrV8

>>78296212
Alex Jones must never see this.

>>78296153
Nothing can be as bad as working as a server in a restaurant if you seem like an autist. I get basically PTSD flashbacks from that shit, especially fucking up an order and the chef flipping out at me. Eventually completely fucked up, told them I got an internship and had to go. Never went back

is the "aussie accents are hot" meme true at all?

>>78296278
There was a featured stripshow featuring Australian men when I last went to Las Vegas.

>>78296236
It sounds like the music to Fantasia or something

>>78296225
Too late mate, watch the sunrise. But you'll feel like hell around ten regardless

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>have autism
>hmm wonder what sort of career i can get where i don't have to deal with people too much
>i know i'll go into politics, a field literally fucking named after "dealing with the affairs of citizens"

>>78296296
that implies physically attractive traits

>>78296278
No, unless you're in the US, you're free to our sluts.
Every hostel I've been to everyone else has hated the Aussies and the Aussies have been horny and disgruntled manlets trying to pick fights

>>78295747
Japs don't fuck their own women much less white women

>>78296324
met an aussie guy here that was like 5'4 (he was about my sisters height). ive almost never met a young white guy that short, was weird

>>78296319
Yeah but they look exactly like a lot of other southwestern Americans; the only difference being their accent.
I'm not fond of the Croc Dund accent but I guess some other people'd like it because it's exotic.

>>78296278
Live in Hawaii, has lots of Australian transfer students. I...I don't know how to tell you this, but everyone neglects the Australians for the British and the Welsh. I even peeked in to the Australian club once, just for /int/'s sake, and they were all lamenting about how they couldn't find goylfrens, and I think one of them unironically hated the British, even though everyone else was just being silly and joking about how much they hate them.

It was pretty sad. I think I made a post about it a few months ago, and it got a lot of replies by G*rmans who all wanted to say the same thing.

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>>78296324
>>78296352
>>78296361
o-okay

>>78296361
The Welsh are British

i don't get it. british women don't want to be dolly babes anymore?

>Clarks are withdrawing a school shoe for girls called “Dolly Babe” after it provoked accusations of sexism, especially as the equivalent version for boys is called “Leader”. Both shoes are made from black leather, but the Dolly Babe has the added cloying detail of a pink insole printed with hearts, while the version for boys – which remains on sale – has a football detail.

>Scotland’s first minister, Nicola Sturgeon, was among many who found the firm’s choice of design barely credible. “It is almost beyond belief that in 2017 a major company could think this is in any way acceptable. Shows what we are still up against,” she tweeted.

>The issue was first raised by Miranda Williams, a councillor in Greenwich, who was horrified when she found Dolly Babe in an online search for new school shoes for her twin daughters. She tweeted: “The idea that we should be bringing up a generation of boys to aspire to become leaders while the best hope for girls is to be Dolly Babes is just grim.”

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/aug/13/clarks-withdraw-girls-school-shoe-after-accusations-of-sexism

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>>78296384
um no sweetie x

>>78296350
Sam?

Big Black – Songs About Fucking [FULL ALBUM | HQ SOUND]

>>78296389
what they really should be talking about is how girls shoes are shit and not good for running or even walking in

>>78296389
>Shows what we are still up against,” she tweeted.
fuck me
Sturgeon is interminably dull. I can't believe we've gone from the cheeky is faintly statesmanlike Salmond to someone who started off with a vernier of competence and leftishness and quickly spiral dived into being first minister tier. (For reference, that's an insult. Salmond by comparison it was just about possible to imagine as a Prime Ministerial figure of a small country.)

Things are only going to get worse in Scottish Politics

>>78296390
You would still be British even if you had your gay country mate

ate 1000 calories worth of jap lollies

>>78296414
they talk about it too, like it forces girls to sit down and look pretty etc etc

>>78296390
>>78296428
strictly speaking the welsh are the only true brits

>>78296428
Maybe they're planning on fulfilling their destiny of sinking Wales and becoming Atlantis

>>78296384
Made the distinction because Welsh accent is different from Received Pronunciation and whatever you call it when you guys sound like:

"Oi...Oi, m8. You got any ciggy's on you, bruv? Aw cheers, bruv. You got a fiver on you, bruv? Aw cheers, bruv...Oi, m8. Can I have that laptop, bruv? Aw, alright, cheers, m8...Fucking twat."

(cockney, I think you guys call it?)

>>78296361
Does the average American/Hawaiian even know what Wales is

>welsh accent

which one?

>>78296457
We know it exist but most people don't know where it is or that it's British.
We just use it to make jokes about how it's probably Japan's favorite country.

got dirty boots

Do foreigners like the Welsh accent

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m6SrwWtloxg

EYM KING ARTHUR AND EYM FROM THE VALL-EES
(applause)

>>78296479
The power of American humor

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>>78295275
BRAAAAAAAAAP

>>78296491
Ew...Yucky.

>>78296515
the girl or the accent

>>78296491
god they're so fucking thick

>>78296457
In the same vein that some foreigners don't know Hawaii is a part of the US.

IE. Universal standard of "normies are retarded and wouldn't be able to answer shit about anything"

...Lads, my bed still smells like pusy juice and my parents are coming over to visit in 3 days. WHAT THE FUCK.

>>78296491
>I've never read a book in my life
wew

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>>78296491
big fan

>>78296380
Just BEE yourself haha! Just BEEEE yourself!

>>78296527
...Gross haha

THEORETICAL GIRLS THEORETICAL GIRLS

SHE HAD NO IDEA WHY THE CROWD WAS CHEERING

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Based

>>78296548
Wash your sheets you fucking mong

wagwan?

why was so much children's shit from wales?
fireman sam, superted etc

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>>78296624
I DID THREE TIMES ALREADY

>>78296660
mask it with semen stains

>>78296660
Stop bringing home such rank vaginas then I guess

People are pretty much the same everywhere

>>78296619
farage is secretly a good lad who was (mostly) supported by turbororke mongs

It's a drum off. Swiss vs California
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WmDB485uFaI

What did xer mean by this?

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no longer want to be alive

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seriously how fucking many of these are there

>>78296730
The Sherlock ones get really bizarre

Want to become Tom Cruise for a day, lads.

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GOOD MORNING GOVERNOR! JOLLY COURT

t. God save the queen

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>>78296730
I hate AoO.
I once wrote fanfic when I was 10 or 11 but as soon as I got my first favorite for it, I deleted it, deleted the drafts I had on my computer, and haven't logged into my account since.
Sometimes I really wish a lot of the other writers on it would do the same.

NEED an aggressive tomboy gf to appeal to my dom-masochist tendencies

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See you guys on the battlefield

http://www.express.co.uk/news/world/840708/north-korea-missile-ambassadors-emergency-meeting-recalled-kim-jong-un-donald-trump-usa

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why won't you answer me =(

>>78296830
What do you want me to say, anon?

*sniff sniff*
PPPPOOOOOO-EEE
That's one smelly yank I can sniff coming this way
*snff sniffffff*
whooie!
Looks like he's over at
>>78296886
Let's tell the bastard how SMELLY he is

STAND FOR THE NATIONAL ANTHEM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tN9EC3Gy6Nk

>>78296830
Jolly good day innit, me dear Watson. Pip pip, aye?

starburst chewing gum is trash

>>78296834
*lightly steps on your shoe*

>>78296815
no you won't
we don't have conscription

any new pants man in?

Doing some looking around for a new laptop lads. Need one with a ssd in it.

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>>78296845
>>78296833
Say good morning

>>78296815
We aren't obliged unless Kimmy strikes first. Even then, I can't imagine you'll get much support.

>>78296888
Don't live in Europe so it's evening for us, my good friend.

>>78296888
Morning, lad.

>>78296871
I need to put my SS(EE)D in you is what I need to do

Finland more like Binland lmao

God save our gracious Queen!
Long live our noble Queen!
God save the Queen!
Send her victorious,
Happy and glorious,
Long to reign over us,
God save the Queen.
O Lord our God arise,
Scatter her enemies
And make them fall;

Confound their politics,
Frustrate their knavish tricks,
On Thee our hopes we fix,
God save us all!

lol

kim jong un isn't going to nuke anyone you dumb cunts
everything will be fine

was expecting strawberry but accidentally grabbed peppermint
jew'd again

>>78296922
Famous last words.

Business idea: start another Korean War, except this time Korea loses half its population to a nuclear exchange + conventional warfare

>>78296926
Once mistook a pepper taffy for peppermint, spat it out, and threw out the entire bag because it was so awful.

>>78296730
https://www.literotica.com/stories/memberpage.php?uid=371839&page=submissions

nothin personnel..... nigga

>>78296936
Ah...So this is the power of A*stralian tricks...

Just started antidepressants

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El bien más preciado es la libertad
hay que defenderla con fe y valor.

HOLY SHIT TURN ON THE NEWS

A METEOR HIT JUST BELOW AUSTRALIA AND THE BLASTWAVE IS SPREADING ACROSS THE GLOBE HOLD ONTO YOUR BUTT NIGE.

http://www.australia.gov.au/extreme-emergency-warning

http://www.baka.com.au/meteor-hits-southern-ocean-future-unsure-20170814-gxuj1d.html

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-australia-40920338

Any lads watching the Cats Meow stream ?

>>78296975
Can you imagine when the Maghrebi got their hands on her?

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>>78296981
Australia'd again

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6dZz_gSY-_M

Rule, Britannia! Britannia, rule the waves!
Britons never, never, never shall be slaves.

When Britain first, at heaven's command,
Arose from out the azure main,
This was the charter of the land,
And Guardian Angels sang this strain:

The nations not so blest as thee
Must, in their turn, to tyrants fall,
While thou shalt flourish great and free:
The dread and envy of them all.

Still more majestic shalt thou rise,
More dreadful from each foreign stroke,
As the loud blast that tears the skies
Serves but to root thy native oak.

Thee haughty tyrants ne'er shall tame;
All their attempts to bend thee down
Will but arouse thy generous flame,
But work their woe and thy renown.

To thee belongs the rural reign;
Thy cities shall with commerce shine;
All thine shall be the subject main,
And every shore it circles, thine.

The Muses, still with freedom found,
Shall to thy happy coasts repair.
Blest isle! with matchless beauty crowned,
And manly hearts to guard the fair.

Rule, Britannia! Britannia, rule the waves!
Britons never, never, never shall be slaves.

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>>78296983
Alza la bandera revolucionaria
que del triunfo sin cesar nos lleva en pos.

how many australian politicians have dual citizenship

>>78297003
Haha shut the fuck up Argie cunt Gibraltar + Falklands = British

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>>78297022
O partigiano, portami via,
ché mi sento di morir.

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Good morning :::DDDDD

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yu6--WBPBHo

Browsing 4chan because there's nothing to do at work at the moment

>>78295909
He's right you know

>>78297038
WISH tap dancing would come back in style

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>WISH tap dancing would come back in style

>>78295578
thanks for making us look more retarded, faggot

America was this country's worst mistake

any bat'ko man in?

jokingly called my gf a dirtbag and she dumped me on the spot

oh well, least i got my end away a few times

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O'er the hills and o'er the main
Through Flanders, Portugal and Spain.
King George commands and we obey
Over the hills and far away.

Here's forty shillings on the drum
To those who volunteer to come,
To 'list and fight the foe today
Over the Hills and far away.

Through smoke and fire and shot and shell,
And to the very walls of hell,
But we shall stand and we shall stay
Over the hills and far away

Though I may travel far from Spain
A part of me shall still remain,
And you are with me night and day
and Over the hills and far away.

Then fall in lads behind the drum
With colours blazing like the sun.
Along the road to come what may
Over the hills and far away.

When Evil stalks upon the land
I'll neither hold nor stay me hand
But fight to win a better day,
Over the hills and far away.

If I should fall to rise no more,
As many comrades did before,
Ask the fifes and drums to play
Over the hills and far away.

Let kings and tyrants come and go,
I'll stand adjudged by what I know.
A soldiers life I'll ne'er gainsay.
Over the hills and far away.

Though kings and tyrants come and go
A soldier's life is all I know
I'll live to fight another day
Over the hills and far away.

>>78297165
spoiler: she was waiting for a reason

>>78297197
figured as much

doesn't matter had sex

>>78297216
good lad

Reckon all life is problem solving

Come, cheer up, my lads, 'tis to glory we steer,
To add something more to this wonderful year;
To honour we call you, as freemen not slaves,
For who are so free as the sons of the waves?

Heart of Oak are our ships,
Jolly Tars are our men,
We always are ready: Steady, boys, Steady!
We'll fight and we'll conquer again and again.

We ne'er see our foes but we wish them to stay,
They never see us but they wish us away;
If they run, why we follow, and run them ashore,
For if they won't fight us, what can we do more?

Heart of Oak are our ships,
Jolly Tars are our men,
We always are ready: Steady, boys, Steady!
We'll fight and we'll conquer again and again.

They say they'll invade us these terrible foe,
They frighten our women, our children, our beaus,
But if should their flat-bottoms, in darkness set oar,
Still Britons they'll find to receive them on shore.

Heart of Oak are our ships,
Jolly Tars are our men,
We always are ready: Steady, boys, Steady!
We'll fight and we'll conquer again and again.

We still make them fear and we still make them flee,
And drub them ashore as we drub them at sea,
Then cheer up me lads with one heart let us sing,
Our soldiers and sailors, our statesmen and king.

Heart of Oak are our ships,
Jolly Tars are our men,
We always are ready: Steady, boys, Steady!
We'll fight and we'll conquer again and again.

>>78297168
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7bs07OvqXp4
better version of that song desu

Only made enough mash for 2 people. The rest of you are gonna have to split it amongst yourselves...

hide any post longer than 4 paragraphs

>>78297249
alri thailad

>>78297257
alri

hide any post that has more than three quotation anchors

>>78297249
Oh yeah.
How about?
You hide!
This.

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>>78297265
alri

hide any post

>>78297272
a line ≠ a paragraph

Hide from yours problems

Some talk of Alexander,
And some of Hercules
Of Hector and Lysander,
And such great names as these.

But of all the world's great heroes,
There's none that can compare
With a tow, row, row, row, row, row,
To the British Grenadier.

Those heroes of antiquity
Ne'er saw a cannon ball
Or knew the force of powder
To slay their foes withall.
But our brave boys do know it,
And banish all their fears,
Sing tow, row, row, row, row, row,
For the British Grenadier.

Whene'er we are commanded
To storm the palisades
Our leaders march with fusees,
And we with hand grenades.
We throw them from the glacis,
About the enemies' ears.
Sing tow, row, row, row, row, row,
The British Grenadiers.

And when the siege is over,
We to the town repair
The townsmen cry, "Hurra, boys,
Here comes a Grenadier!"
Here come the Grenadiers, my boys,
Who know no doubts or fears!
Then sing tow, row, row, row, row, row,
The British Grenadiers.

Then let us fill a bumper,
And drink a health to those
Who carry caps and pouches,
And wear the louped clothes.
May they and their commanders
Live happy all their years
With a tow, row, row, row, row, row,
For the British Grenadiers

arse is itchy and caked in shit plus I am late for work

rooooooooooooo

Back from Outside Lands lads

fuk of di

>>78297247
Best version: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ee33FsDANk0

>>78297238
A life on the ocean wave,
A-home on the rolling deep!
Where the scater'd waters rave,
And the winds their revels keep.
Like an eagle caged I pine
On this dull, unchanging shore.
Oh give me the flashing brine,
The spray and the tempest's roar.

*Scratches balls*
*Sniffs it*

>>78297313
What's it smell like?

Let the hills lie where they have fallen, for they have fought on long enough
Give the hills their final resting peace and mourn for what hath lost
And lo, behold, the mountain cries, through dew of morning's gleam
A traveller has come to see the funeral proceed

"Backpacking Through the Adirondacks" by Anonymous

pack up your troubles (in your old kit bag)

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kfc for dinner lids

>>78297319
Balls

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who /bankholidayweekend/ here?

BURNING DOWN THE HOUSE

Trumps impeachment today fucking yes

>>78297349
wait I mean Monday

WAIT..

>>78297356
wrong

>>78297356
soon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBUe_v6Mi70

great tune

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ct2eEsVsFvQ

>live
fuck right off

humpty dumpty is not my president

simpsons was a jewish psyop

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>>78297383
It sounds like a bicycle with squeaky brakes

>>78297389
actually the live version is better
(though I think that's technically a remastered version played over remastered footage)

>>78297396
>>78297397
I want Based Pusy Poster. Give me Based Pusy Poster.

Thailad is a nigger

Thailad is a bender

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got a vocaroo last night of a frenchman saying hello in english

>>78297428
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>>78297428

new for chrissakes

>>78297429
>>78297429
>>78297429
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>>78297281
The sentences form paragraphs

>>78297342
Is the Nashville hot chicken there?