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sophie

You're a big guy...

>>78271005
>>78271005
recycle

some aspects of the economy should be planned, either by the state or private enterprise

as it is now the state can't plan anything because of the realities of democracy and political gridlock, and enterprise can;t plan anything because their hands are tied up by government regulation and said gridlock as well as workers rights

Victoria 2 unironically helped teach me about economics

>>78273578
that guy looks annoying. guy in this OP looks cool

hate economics
love pints
simple as

an Irishman said I have to post here so hi lads

>>78273638
The economy in Vicky 2 is completely broken, though.

>>78273665
umm that's why you use mods sweaty xx

bit hungover
cbf doing anything today

>>78273528
little-known /tv/ gimmicks edition then?

love our Irish brothers
hate yanks (including snow yanks and desert yanks)
simple as that really

>>78273659
did you know that chinese women fetishize white men? they're very sexually attracted to them because they're exotic, white skin has deep cultural roots to wealth and power, but being in a relationship with a foreigner is dishonorable because you're destroying your family line so the thought gets them wet

>>78273687
im gonna take you to the bank... the blood bank

>>78273528
>>78273687
0:54

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6qwO53n3Uw

(PS seagal isnt an obscure meme)

>>78271005
>>78271005
>>78271005

need sophie to sit on my face lads

*casts turn undead*

>convert to Fascism for those sweet economic and military bonuses
>builds 50 liquor factories and 100 dreadnoughts

incidentally, did he find out why richie did bobby lupo?

>>78273714
good post

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birthday tomorrow

gotten high the last 4 days, will probably do it again later

When I don't have a wank for about four days my cum starts coming out with my piss

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ah yes, thread wars

>>78273714
what about american southerners?

love kenyans
hate austrians
simple as

>>78273739
fuck off threadsplitter

>>78273761
happy birthday :3 (tomorrow)

>>78273739
fuck off, you think im taking THAT edition over a SEAGAL edition?

>>78273761
hope it rains or is otherwise unpleasant

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>/s

>>78271005
>>78271005
>>78271005
Recycle

>>78273790
thanks xxxx

>>78273634
as a libertarian I am obligated to refute this. Government is incompetent as shit, planned economy leads to inefficiency and corruption

>>78273814
imagine being this autistic

hotel rooms and skyscrapers

>>78273767
FOY

>>78273804
wouldnt care if it did anyway

>>78271005
>>78271005
>>78271005
sorry lads but this was created first follow the rules

>>78273857
lol limey

>>78273841
>planned economy leads to inefficiency

wrong. efficiency is literally one of the few arguments for it

>corruption

correct

>>78273868
fuck the establishment I'm in here

dad is such a cheap bastard

when he makes 3 cups of tea he takes the teabags from the first 2 and uses them to make the 3rd

staying in this thread

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We didn't match

>>78273868
Fuck off

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ooga booga we wuz pagans n shieeet gibsmedat welfare for mah autistic wife

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>>78273860
oh.

xaxaxaxa))

guys come on move over!!!!!!!!!!
>>78271005
>>78271005
>>78271005

>>78273901
grim, want me to have a word ?

just shouted 'paki rape gangs' out the window

why are asian girls so cute? Not hot or sexy, but cute.

going to teach the yanks a lesson soon they'll regret ever posting here

>>78273904
>fresher
>bartender
>dancer

literally had more hard willies in her than hot dinners

haha thread """war"""

any cute man in

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>>78273917

>>78273905
is his wife really autistic

>>78273937
simply epic my dude

might have some willy for dinner

>>78273917
love asians but can't stand their fake cutey mannerisms they put on

>>78273905
>tfw I'm paying for him to tell me I'm a nigger because I have brown eyes and dark hair.

walked through a nice smelling artificial/planted forest earlier
wonder what type of trees they were

How is limey meant to work as an insult? It's like calling someone a vegetable eater or a fish oil haver

i might stop posting here you dont follow the rules

>>78273949
Look up 'neoteny'.

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>why are asian girls so cute? Not hot or sexy, but cute.

>>78273901
SOMEONE STOP THIS MADMAN BEFORE HE KILLS US ALL

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>>78273905
Autism is not a negative it is in fact a positive

>>78273904
what's her instagram?

haha weed xdDD

>>78273868
>>78273814
>>78273739
>>78273578
Greetings, fellow poster! It is with great sincerity that I and my fellow Yankees bestow upon you the prestigious HONORARY YANK award! This award entitles you to join us on /cum/, post among us as a friend, and consider yourself a true, honorary yank. We hope to see you soon!

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>>78273528

*enters thread*

*Evolves beyond racism*

>>78274008
>>78274016
>>78274020
snap

>>78274003
literally calling noncehunters

tea is for benders

>>78273841
>as a libertarian
Government is only incompetent because politicians are
the power of the Government is their total authority over the people and the land, something no corporate entity enjoys
thus they can brute force solutions far easier and basically tell people to fuck themselves if they don't like it.
its useful in sictuations where a company would have far more trouble
and more than that a government can afford to be unprofitable in the short term, giving them more leway.

things like the Three Gorges dam could never be built by private enterprise alone, there are just too many variable; like kicking out villagers/protesters, massive geoscaping and ecological change, huge investment that won't pay off for decades, and co-operation with loads of other companies like the electrical companies and many many others.

only the state has this level of authority.

>>78273999
did you just accuse me of being a pedo

>>78274037
isn't he gonna be in a chink movie this year? looks like a riot

>>78274028
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MD8AlrqmdbU

>>78274051
go to bed

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When is Jezza gonna become PM already

french hip hop lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMDTr8d8ZVE

Is good morning vietnam worth watching?

>>78274051
just for them or you include them as a part of a bigger whole of tea drinkers?

Is this """viet""" a chink on vacation?

why does the leaf nonce in 'nam always waffle with long posts

hope no one reads them

>>78274066
hate it

tea is for asians and """Brits""""

>>78274051
finally a drink for me

>>78274082
Ye, good film

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Sammy got popped? shieeet that nigga had it comin, he talk too much

what the fuck

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love me some neoteny i do

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MOMMY

I genuinely enjoy kamen riders posts

How many more people will die before we get rid of government is beyond my knowledge.

he posted her

>>78274143
a lot more hopefully

so many nonces in this thread right now

>>78274080
french something else, not really sure what it counts as genre, lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqYF1gfgdB4

>>78274037
saw a webm from one of his recent movies on /tv/ a while back where he is fighting 2 guys and there a zoom-shot of him throwing his dagger from one hand to another and I literally fell around the place laughing at it haha

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And if I make it out this thug life
I'll see you again some day

*drinking capri sun*

>>78274003
>top cat is a nonce
knew there was a reason he kept the shortarse around

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watching bbc 2

>>78274133
mommy mommy me want milky

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>>78274126
I woulda followed you my brotha, my homie, my kang

found this matt christiansen guy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uz2C76ivqLA

reckon he's a white supremacist in line with sargon

>>78274155
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sl85FBYKbrQ

>>78274217
which flavour?

>>78274244
Yank voices are fucking dire

>>78274236
do one turning sean king (the fake black guy in blm) black with the face app

sargon of akkad? more like shartgon of afart

>>78274246
pathetic beast

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ct2eEsVsFvQ

>>78274267
brits voice is so feminine

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>>78273841
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2004/apr/01/transport.politics
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2004/apr/01/transport.politics1

It's the Guardian, but it's genuine journalism (and written more interestingly than a wikipedia article.) and a fascinating insight into the flights-of-fancy the private sector can get itself into with unproven technologies and a public service that doesn't really have much in the way of avenues for revenue-earning operation

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I wonder if she ever thinks about me

>>78274267
i agree. they need to be replaced with southern accents like senator sessions has. most aesthetic american accent i've ever heard

>>78274275
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_bVWhLPq-QE

>>78274258
didn't know london and madrid were so close

>>78274270
I don't have it I just saved this pic

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>>78274037
>those tactical rotations

He's a pro

A OBKIII LOKIIII BKIII POLOO POLLOO OOOOPP OOOPPPPOOO POOO

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business idea

fuck off liverpool you bent cunt

makign diner

>>78274258
what message is this pic trying to convey?

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who /hype/

:P

>>78274279
that's us two on /brit/ literally every day

>>78274378
piss off

>>78274020
Sorry mate don't know

Already swiped through

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>>78274377
GEARÓID

>>78274377
how have they translated pierce brosnan into chinese lol?

:O

>>78274377
china only allows 20 foreign made films in per year, so hollywood courts china. consider me not hype at all, and consider it a flop domestically that will make a shitload anyways

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uaVcr0w4A5s&t=11s
me n the ladz

really REALLY need a gf right now lads

>>78274441
heyy x

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>>78274272
Hes presenting the teen choice awards

>>78274377
why is chan part of the IRA?

lads I think that behzinga ethan nonce from the sidemen may be the biggest cretin on the planet

hey who at my last chocolatey claire

your mother

voices in my head telling me to do bad things again lads

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>>78274248
kiwi strawberry

>>78274474
most deano post I've ever read

can you really get jail time for being racist online in the UK?

>>78274464
>>78274474
>>78274478
>>78274479
SNAP

>>78274430
Always amusing when you're watching a hollywood blockbuster and suddenly a rando chinese 20-something girl with the standard plastic surgery face appears, inevitably saying no more than 2 lines for the entire film.

>>78274459
hate the guy in that pink suit at the bottom. if you think he's funny your pineal gland has been excised

voices in my head telling me to do gay things again lads

>>78274489
bet you identify with him because you're some fat ginger cunt too

>>78274429
delete that

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Reminder

>>78274395
me leaving the thread

>>78274503
take pics

>>78274515
fag

>>78274502
frank is literally old 4chan incarnate you reddit spastic

>>78274518
for muhammad you should say he doesn't allow depictions of him because he's shy

best spongebob episode of all time? easy, Club Spongebob

>>78274493
yeah lol

>>78274493
yeah
tbf it's the same in most european countries

usually get home from work at 6pm so I have 45 minutes left of weekend time until it's just another night

>>78274534
proper embarrassing yourself now you yank fatty

>>78274548
praise kek! normies out!

usually get home from work at 6pm so I have 45 minutes left of weekend time until it's just another night

had a nice chat with the work qt last night about acid and our future plans

>>78274585
propa ba' am i' r ladzz

kys chav cunt

Jews hate Christians and they hate Europeans
thus St Paul is the greatest enemy of Judaism

>>78274563
>not Band Geeks

>>78274594
alright reddit

>>78274537
when you plug this in from ascii values to values for a png and resize it it's a pic of an 8 year old girl giving a blowjob. hope you get permabanned

pretty sure if i met the right lad i could do a relationship


until then ill just keep operating under the premise of being straight

have never appreciated virgin-chad memes

>>78274637
you gay?

>>78274634>>78274634

new thread

>>78274634

>>78274637
you gay?

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>>78274609
solid taste

>>78274646
you shia?

>>78274637
pls be in chester

>>78274502
b-but he says things with a funny hoarse voice!

>>78274655
fuck off leftypol

>>78274606
FAT GINGER VIRGIN LOOOOOL

>>78274640
it becomes unfunny when people start using it to validate their political opinions instead of slagging off permavirgins and chads

pretty sure if i met the right girl who would slap my bollocks around every night i could do a relationship

until then ill just keep operating under the premise of being normal

>>78274637
same

>>78274671
sorry in the south xx

>>78274683
fuck off bigot

>>78274667
there's literally nothing wrong with being shia

gimme the 411

london is fucking huge

i am in the kitchen makign dinr

the virgin bbk
the chad 67

>>78274708
hello nigger

>the bender is from the south

WHOOOAOAAA doing a thunk

lukaku captain is salvaging an awful weekend of fantasy football

>>78274691
>>78274693
>>78274705
>>78274708
>>78274710
>>78274711
>>78274717
>>78274722
SNAP

>>78274634
>>78274634
>>78274634

IN HERE NIGGERS

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>Jacob Rees-Mogg refuses to rule out Tory leadership bid

it's like they actually WANT a Labour majority

>>78274733
kys nova

honestly if you don't read at least some erotic fiction and instead just masturbating to trashy fetish porn you probably have an IQ well under 110

business idea: have an election every 6 months

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*rips your nutsack off*

>>78274760
Way too early, bro. Either way, a janny's gonna see that OP image and delete it. Overall terrible attempt at a thread, buddy.

yt recommended is filled with curb memes

yanks dont believe in credibility because they know they are fucking incredible

>>78274755
you wanna fuck off pal?

why are ghosts always such autistic cunts in the movies?

>>78274805
mine is full of reactions to sidemen diss tracks

just want a (You) from a cute boy

>you will never drive your Porsche around Eton & Windsor

>>78274824
oi dont tell my bf to fuck off

>>78274785
99.99% of it is written like shit

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>Watching good morning vietnam
>Robin Williams assistant says "if I were you id think about suicide"

>>78274804
DO I SEE A BRIT FLAG THERE TOU SMELLY LEAF CUNT AHHAHAHAHAH

>>78274842

>>78274755
fuck off
>>78274847
or what you little bender

>>78274781
back to /r/grime jme

total biscuit

NAZIS FUCK OFF

>>78274861
that was a surprisingly good film

pull up wit ah dick
let it spit

imagine being so eternally buttblasted about everything you actually get ass cancer

mental

>>78274833
Probably 'cause spending several hundred years alone in a haunted mansion doesn't do wonders for your people skills.

>>78274868
The queen (and I guess king as well now) is still head of state here. I qualify just as much as Aussies and Kiwis.

>>78274876
67 is incoherent nigger babble
>hurr durr we buss skeg
>pls accept us yanks look we gangsta too xD

>>78274881
you're a total mong lmao

>>78274874
>>78274824

Good night Vietnam

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We're from America, we're from America, where we eat our young
We're from America, we're from America, it's where Jesus was born

We're from America, we're from America, where they let you cum on there faces
We're from America, we're from America, we speak American

We don't believe in credibility, because we know that were fucking incredible
We don't believe in credibility, because we know that were fucking incredible

I want to be a martyr don't want to be a victim,
Be a killer with a gun so they call me a hero,
Want to be a martyr don't want to be a victim,
Be a killer with a gun so they call me a hero

God is an excuse
God is an excuse
God is an excuse
God is an excuse
So sing it with me

We're from America, we're from America, we're from America, you can sing it with me
We're from America, we're from America, we're from America, you can sing it with me

We're from America

We don't like to kill our unborn, we need them to grow up and fight our wars
We don't like to kill our unborn, we need them to grow up and fight our wars

We believe in everything we say, we say it because we believe it
We believe in everything we say, we say it because we believe it

We're from America, we're from America, we're from America, you can sing it with me
We're from America, we're from America, we're from America, you can sing it with me

We're from America, you can sing it with me,
We're from America, you can sing it with me,

We're from America, were from America, we turn literature into litter
We're from America, were from America, we believe in being a quitter

I'm in recovery
I'm in recovery
I'm in recovery

We're from America, we're from America, from America, so sing it with me,

We're from America, we're from America, we're from America, you can sing it with me
We're from America, we're from America, we're from America, you can sing it with me
We're from America, you can sing it with me
We're from America, you can sing it with me

We eat our young

little yank shithead

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>>78274928
The heck is this?

starting a new /brit/ catchphrase (although it can be used on other areas of the site aswell)

its: "reeee copper?"
it challenges authority and expresses frustration at the same time
example: someone tells you to fuck off or otherwise insults/implies theyre better than you;

reeee copper?

playing choons obnoxiously loud
fuck my family downstairs fuck the wrinkly old bastard next door simple as

is this real???????
http://www.coventrytelegraph.net/news/uk-world-news/queen-abdicate-throne-charles-king-13470675?service=responsive
the Queen will abdicate to Charles?

americans are so fucking disgusting

>>78274983
fuck off

>>78274983
piss off

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>>78274928

>>78274983
no thanks

that one 'tismo brit who never stops ranting about yanks is back i see

finna cop one of these

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFvhmZjD8OA

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Got these matches in Ireland over the weekend

Irish girls want the Southern English willy

Wish I actually matched with good looking girls though haha

>>78274997
>Coventry telegraph
not a chance on earth I'm clicking on that

>>78275023
the absolute state

>>78274997
its just a rumour but its possible, some people dont want charles to become king because hes old and is sort of outdated compared to his son william

>>78275006
>>78275013
>>78275028
reeee copper?

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>>78275003

>british girls

the absolute state of repulsive

>>78275032
>felicia

excellent taste my man

might go doopin mental later

imagine poops face when based mou wins dal eague

>>78275032
>Felicia
Mboko will be SEETHING about this

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would get blind drunk if not for impending auroral toil

>>78275029
ur fat haha

>>78274983
most autistic thing I've seen all year. you're probably from /britfeel/

>>78275064
youve got it :)

>>78275032
stop texting my sister felicia lad

>>78275086
doing it anyway to null the fear of toil

>>78275067
pretty sure those are jamaicans

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>>78275032
sinead mentioned

>>78275096
reeee copper?

>>78275103
reeee copper?

>>78275067
what the FUCK is going on here

>>78275067
what an enriching experience

>>78274983
southern yankboo cunt

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why is the BBC promoting bullshit that nobody cares about like womens sports and e-gaming

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got a good idea to make some money online lads

>>78275132
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>>78275140
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>>78275155
reeee copper?

>>78275165
all me

mate told me he has chromesthesia (seeing sounds) and he's studying to be an audio engineer/producer
absolute madman

>>78275165
are you literally 11 or 12 years old?

>>78274983
so fucking shite

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>>78275067

>>78275145
trying to stay relevant in a change world . they neglect that the world isn't changing as fast as they think and end up being responsible for it picking up the pace

browsing r/offensivememes. pretty edgy for reddit I must say

>>78275176
Reeee copper?

>>78275176
reeee copper?

>>78275185
post some in the next thread

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>>78275072
>>78275085
>>78275032
>>78275108

Actually been messaging her for a few days. She works in law and not as a secretary either. Seems smart considering the obvious. And doesn't care that I won't message for days then reply out of the blue, she'll reply within 5 mins.

Imagine meeting her family, would be so odd (I'm blonde haired blue eyed white guy). Mboko the brother would be seething I reckon

>>78274983
into the bin with the bordy meme

>>78275172
give him some 'cid

>>78275207
seems like a nice girl 2bh

>>78275197
meh. too much work

how the fuck is modern slavery even a thing . just get benes and yo u won't need to fall for their traps

>>78275207
she's pretty

Mercedes E class or Jag XF lads?

srv separation confirmed
coming up on staging the burnout of these twin solid rocket boosters at 2 minutes 5 seconds

white man/black woman is the thinking man's relationship

>>78275265
Jabeen Waheed

>>78275207
>Myers Briggs

nah, no thanks

>>78275275
>>78275275
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>>78275275
reeeee copper?

>>78275218
reeeee copper??

>>78275279
needs a Dodge Challenger in his face.

>>78274003
what the fuck is a map?