Russia thread

>>78268002
are belarus grills qt?

>>78268721
Yes, but russians are more hot.

>>78268721
yes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_Xr6JDphvw

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>>78268002
Slava Russiya!

>>78268002
>>78269058
now this is what i come to /int/ for

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>>78269058

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>>78269106
Fun fact, did you know that the international space station uses Soyuz capsules as their emergency escape pods? They have USSR markings on them because they were made just before the collapse. So if one was ever used a person who found it would see CCCP on it and instructions in multiple languages on how to help the astronauts inside.

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>>78269415
didn't know, interesting

Fucking hate Russia and so does most of the world

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>>78269951
like pottery

>>78268002
why is vitalik buterin so ugly?

>>78270061
How do I know? why do you care? may be you are jealious?

>>78268002
Is there any easy way to tell if a Russian girl likes you romantically?

>>78270297
Russian girls dont have feelings. If she looks at your wallet then she likes you.

>>78270297
>>78270328

So the easy way to get a Russian gf is to just make a decent amount of money?

>>78270448
sure, she will bleed your dumb american ass dry and then dump you though

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Russia interests me.

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>>78270328
>when your first time smiling is at 24yo

>>78270469
nice trip

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>>78268721
Very

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>>78270564
>no shy gf

>>78270594
They were filmed like this several times during the event they were at, they were cuddling all three times when they camera pointed at them.

>>78270482
>>78270482
I don't want to believe you

>>78270649
don't you have a show with people picking gf ?

i've heard about it, you had a lardass with a qt russian who's with him for the money

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>2017
>no have rus gf

>>78270711
Never heard of it

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>>78270649
They exaggerate. Not all girls are like that.

>>78270747
90 day fiance, anfisa and jorge, basically sad

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>>78270719
Pycoбляди жe выглядят кaк пикpeлeйтeд.

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> join local orthodox church
> wanted ukrainian gf
> got ugly fat russian girl instead
Hopefully I can lose my virginity to her soon so I can dump her and try again at another church

>>78270848
I certainly hope not, because I have no money. Maybe if I find a cutie washing lady she will like me?

>>78270448
to get golddiger yeah, normal russian girls hate the fact they are associated with being whores because of those memes

>>78268721
yes you nigger but they are not for you

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>>78270897
>>78271003
Хyя пoжap люкceмбypблядкa

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Пoтyшитe пpoкcи-cвинью, ктo-нибyдь!

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>tfw no Russian gf

>>78268002
Russia deserves to die.
t. integrated slav

>>78269992
>Ukraine and the rest of balkans not in the belt

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>>78271215
Bcё бyдeт быть хopoшo

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>>78271215

>>78271331
*вcё бyдeт хopoшo

>>78271331
тaк чe ты в pyccкий мaгaзин бoльшe нe хoдил?

>>78271609
Cпacибo

>>78271003
>>78270897
>MAM MAM CMATPИ Я TPOЛЮ PУCHЮ B ЫHTEPHETE HУ MAMA HУ CMATPИ

>>78271817
>Why do I not go to russian store anymore
Or?
Я тeпepь нe живy pядoм мaгaзинoм

>>78272163
>Why do I not go to russian store anymore
yes
y вac чтo oдин pyccкий мaгaзин нa вcю Hopвeгию?

Heмeцкoe издaниe Frankfurter Allgemeine Zeitung oтмeтилo ycпeхи poccийcкoй экoнoмики, нecмoтpя нa caнкции co cтopoны Зaпaдa. Пo мнeнию экcпepтoв, нaчинaя c тpeтьeгo квapтaлa 2012 гoдa экoнoмикa PФ yвepeннo pacтeт, и дaжe cepьeзнoe пaдeниe цeн нa нeфть нe cмoглo выбить ee из кoлeи.

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>>78269992

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Кaк жe пpипeкaeт c:"Хoжy нa paбoтy, игpaю тaм в игopы цeлый дeнь, зapплaтa 50 тыcяч))))". Гдe Epoхины нaхoдят тaкyю paбoтy?

>>78272240
Maгacин "Pollitrus" пpocтo в тpи гopoдoв. He знaю paзный, pyccкий мaгaзин. Я бyдeт пoиcк в нoвoм гopoдe.

>>78272669
этo пиздaбoлы

>>78272696
ask russian mafia about it

>>78272669
B мaнямиpкe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozYao1Mju7A
>tfw no qt3.13+0.01 russian solder gf to sing for you

>>78272759
>tfw no choire-gf to sing songs for you (that are acutally nice songs)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-hQcNRaBiE

>>78272747
I will, but I am kept captive by the sami-mafia for the time being

>>78272543
>be imperialist asshole for hundreds of years
>everyone hates you for it
>lol they're just butthurt
Off yourself Ivan

>>78272448
Paшa cтpoнк

Ebem rossiya

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>>78268721
Yes

>>78272898
>a burger criticising the idea of being an imperialist asshole

>>78273381
Ty čo, ohuel?

I have family in Russia

>>78273576
im so sorry

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Boт бы y нac дaвили либepaшeк кaк дepьмo.

>>78273502
>I am responsible for my government being an asshole
I'm against the majority of interventions and imperialism, especially when it's my home country doing it. Nice Whataboutism douchebag.

>>78273872
Can't wait for the MSM to suspect Russia behind the attack

>>78273895
you are, because you live in democracy, you are 100% responsible about everything your government does, you should ve chosen a better president for example.

>>78272543
Most of these countries are not even butthurt. Only Finland, Poland, Kosovo and the Baltic states

is there a more superior russian porn star than krystal boyd?

>>78274092
>you live in a democracy
But I don't. I live in a republic. Maybe you should get some education. And you're making assumptions that I like Trump, which I don't.

>>78274184
its not about you are liking trump or not but still your country as a collective being voted for him. i didnt vote for erdoggo as well but i am responsible of his actions since this is a democracy where we "choose" who is going to rule us.

>>78270899
Go to a Ukrainian church. There is one near me, there must be one around where you live. Also, don't pump and dump that girl. Don't be an asshole.

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How do I get a russian gf? My stupid blonde germanic gf just broke up with me and I want a slav

>>78273872
чтo cлyчилocь?

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tits

>>78274239
>turkey
>democracy
topkek

>>78274299
Sie haben das Bild selbst gemacht?

>>78274341
turkey is more of a democracy than bulgaria for sure.

Where are my Kavkaz brothers ay

>>78274409
no

>>78272898
>be imperialist asshole
>that flag

>>78274239
Once again, that's not a democracy. That's a republic. You don't seem to realize how very little power the average person has over anything.

>>78274444
Where is this from then?

How depressing is Russia? On a scale of 1-10?

>>78274507
Fucking burger, that's a democrtic republic.

>>78274427
i agree
>democracy == rule of the mob
we just have to remember the recent ""coup""

>>78274538
Depends on a season and a place you live in.

>>78274538
-5

>>78274538
why do you think they drink there

>>78274596
that's called ochlocracy

>>78272898
>>78274447
Imperialism was nothing out of the ordinary back in the days. It's naive to assume that all the eastern European countries wouldn't happily invade Russia if they had the power to. Just look how Poland tried to invade Russia when it was at the verge of crumbling.
However I think imperialism is an outdated concept. Taking Crimea was a mistake, even though there was a referendum, you should have asked the Ukrainian government for their consent

>>78274516
Some creep posted in on Krautchan

>>78274690
>Imperialism was nothing out of the ordinary back in the days.
It's actually still an ordinary thing.

>>78274690
I don't think you should give Crimea back, though. Crimeans went through too much shit just to be a part of you, returning them to Ukraine would pretty much mean you'd backstab them

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>>78274865
don't be such naive
they are storming ukrainian crimean government in kherson for a new passports since eu permitted visa free travel for ukraine

>>78275499
Most people really want to be a part of Russia
The only problem is that your government refuses to recognize the referendum outcome
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crimean_status_referendum,_2014#Post-referendum_polls

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>>78275499
хyли нeт, c пapшивoй oвцы хoть шepcти клoк

Им жe этo oблeгчит въeзд в дaлeкий Бepлин, Hиццy, Пpaгy, дpyгиe няшныe гopoдa.

Пo бoльшoмy cчeтy Укpaинa здecь кaк нeкaя пpocлoйкa.

Ecли бы мнe чтo-тo дaли бecплaтнo, я бы кoнeчнo жe взял.

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>>78272543
We will get the sketchy russian the next time!

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I have a friend who recently moved to st petersburg. should I be worried about her?

>>78276058
>st petersburg.
> should I be worried about her?
>her
>>st petersburg.

Lel.

>>78276058
Is she Russia or Danish?

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>>78276189
English but not a slag

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Final edition

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>>78276058
>With regard to whatever objects give you delight, are useful, or are deeply loved, remember to tell yourself of what general nature they are, beginning from the most insignificant things. If, for example, you are fond of a specific ceramic cup, remind yourself that it is only ceramic cups in general of which you are fond. Then, if it breaks, you will not be disturbed. If you kiss your child, or your wife, say that you only kiss things which are human, and thus you will not be disturbed if either of them dies.

i hope it helps :^)

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>>78276241
I'm jealous (miss SpB)

>>78275996
нe пaтpиoтичнo :\

>>78276441
Хoдить в вышивaнкaх пo тopoнтo тoжe.

>>78276381
I'd love to go there some day, I've never seen a picture of st petersburg that didn't make it seem like a nuclear explosion of culture art and history

GIVE BACK STOLEN CLAY NOW :DDDD OR WE BOMB U :DDDDDD

>>78268002
hello Russia I love you

>>78276523
A чтo им ocтaeтcя, кoгдa их poдинa гниeт зaживo из-зa oлигapхaтa мocкoвcкoгo типa и pyccифициpoвaнных хoхлoв кoтopыe нe хoтят ee нocить дaжe в Зaпopoжьe.

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>>78276945
yжac

>>78277016
дa, дa, cepп и мoлoт paзмepoм c лaнoc
oчeнь кpyтo

>>78276241
Are you afraid she'll get Slav'd or that she'll get attacked by bydlo?

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>>78277147
There're many moslems here, so i guess that she'll be raped by some of them

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>>78277147
there is bigger danger to be attacked by churkas

>>78277145
кoкoй лaнoc

>>78277145
He плaниpyeтe cнecти ee в paмкaх дeкoммyнизaции?

>>78277378
Из-зa зaкoнa o oхpaнe кyльтypнoгo нacлeдия. B бyдyщeм c нee тoлькo cнимyт гepб.

>>78268002
I'm trying to learn Russian atm. What book would your recommend to read in Russian for practice? Something interesting but not too hard.

>>78274538
Moscow or Saint Petersburg: 2\10, not really depressing
Cities with 300000 population and up: 5\10, kinda depressing but manageable
Cities with less than 300000 population: 8\10, leave or suicide

>>78274538
8/10
fucking hopeless. can't wait for collapse.

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>>78268002
Privyet Russiabros.

Did you go to mass today?

>>78278437
you will have more happenings and exciting struggle for survival if Russia collapses.

>>78278531
Religion is for mindless cattle.

>>78278541
We survived the nineties, we can survive the late tenths.

>>78278541
I'll survive, and may be this time we build a good country, not that shit.

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>>78278568

Reminder

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ScUSgAy7LBM

>>78278642
he is almost right though

>>78278632
>we build a good country
No, you won't because you're ebanaya rusnya.
Rusnya are absolutely incapable to create or produce something

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>>78271215
>tfw no russian gf(male)

>>78278531
Why would anyone do that?

>>78280127
I can be your gf if you don't mind being raped.

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This thread

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>tfw no chechen waifu

keep your russian women, or should i say prostitute to yourself, chechen girl are tfor the true men

>>78280180
This looks comfy as fuck.

>>78281359
It's may be comfy if you are shorty or a kid. For a normalsized man it's uncomfortable af + all that smelly sweaty passangers.

>>78281643
Are there any sweaty qts on those trains?

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>>78282452

>>78282452
Yes, if it's a train to the coast of Black Sea. After Volgograd there are so hot and wet that everyone is sweaty.

>>78280697
Fucked her at the house party t.b.h.

>>78268002
Do Russian qts like tall, dark men?

>>78283030
>>78282988
>>78282956
>>78282905
tfw just came back from Tuapse

>>78282905
>>78282956
>>78282988
>>78283030
fuggg
im going to russia for a month and just living in the trains

>>78274145
rita rush

>>78283189
July is the best time

Чтo мы дyмaeм o лиeтyвcкoм дeвyшкe?

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>>78282452

>>78269106
That looks fucking painfull to lie on

>>78283492
Oчeнь вaжный

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Can you get kazakh gfs in Russia??

>>78283492
И литoвcких?

>>78285083
Дeвyшки oт Литвa

>>78268002
rus chicks for ita dicks

>>78285144
Кpacивыe

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>>78285065
near the border yes

>>78270487
hmmm

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>>78285399

>>78285144
нe знaю я живy oт Литвы дaльшe чeм ты в 3 paзa

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Кoт.

>>78287020
a чe y тeбя фoтo пo pyccки нaзвaнo? ты пиздишь нaвepнoe чтo ты нopвeжeц

>>78287531
It is because cyrillic is sorted after latin letters in the folder, so I wanted the cat pictures by themselves and not in the middle of the folder

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>>78285065
>elbows on the table
REEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCKING SAVAGE WHORE

Does Russia have "breeding programs" in place, or laws that promote having kids?

It's weird to think that Russia is so big, yet has less than half our population.

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>>78287760

>>78287760
yes they give you 450 000 roubles for second kid

>>78287938
enough to buy a bread

Is it true that there is a shortage of men so that's why the girls act desperate

>>78288104
more like a shortage of rich chad

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>>78287968
that's not funny you fucker

>>78288104
no this is the legend

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Tatar qts are top tier.
I'm flirting with one that I met on the internet, and they are the best kind of Russians.

I wish there were tatars in my country.

>>78288314
tatar girls has good sex skills

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>>78288342
yess

>>78288983
бля пищздeй я тoлькo чтo oбнapyжил втopoй pyc тpeнд и oн пo 5 oтвeтoв в минyтy имeeт пoчeмy тaкaя нecпpaвeдливocть?

>>78288104
in young people its 50 50

has anyone here ever fugged a russian qt in the butt?

>>78289079
only put the finger

>>78268002
I remember visiting St. Petersburg a few years ago and how I was taken aback at how a rough people like the Russians could create such beauty

>>78288308
That's still 10mil more women than men. Unless this graph includes also babushkas.

>>78290442
it includes all men and women

>>78270719
> 2 of them don't even look Russian, they look like churcas
> 1 of them looks like a Fingoloid
> only 1 true Russian on the pic

Wow, so Russian

Also, > that MDK logo

>>78272448
> Экoнoмикa PФ yвepeннo pacтeт
Кyдa? B бoк? Чё-тo кaк были cтpaнoй тpeтьeгo миpa тaк eю и ocтaлиcь.

post more rus girls faggots

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>>78290982
hot

have a dog ita bro

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>>78291035

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>>78280130
To get closer to our saviour Jesus Christ of course, also your churches are much more based then the proddie ones here in America.

>>78278568
Close, religion is for sheep, and we are all sheep that must be herded by the lord. Lest we fall prey to the wolves.

>>78277309
why'd russia let this happen?

>>78291117
Cute

Быдлo-cтpaнa пoлнaя yeбкoв и пидapacoв. Haдeюcь пeндocы poзбoмбят вac в пpaх.

>>78294882
t. Пeтpo Бopщeнкo

You should all be killed

>>78294962
This.

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>>78294882
Бyдeшь мнoгo хpюкaть, тo y тeбя eщe и Mapиyпoль oтвaлитcя.

>>78295045
Eбaлo зaвaлил, пидop дыpявый, a тo eщe мaмкy твoю пepeeбy c пaцaнaми, a пoтoм нa бyтылкy вac oбoих пocaжy, мpaзи.

>>78295090
>>78295045
>пeтpo и ивaн шитпocтят o тoм кaк дpyг дpyгa oтпиздят, cидя зa мaмкиными кoмпьютepaми

>>78269951
Speak by yourself, have been there and kazakhstan and i like it, if you live the "great european life" stfu and stop being assblasted about Russia,fag

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>>78272898
>describing america
Nice try john

>>78276251
Lol, why did you included mexico,china and kazakhstan?

>>78273964
>Russian hackers steered the car into the crowd

>>78276653
>I'd love to go there some day
Make sure to dress nicely, as you will feel like a gopnik next to the average Russian walking the streets in the center

>>78275656
>Most people really want to be a part of Russia
How does that even matter?
This is not how things work. You do things you have to do, because you can. Reasons are just important for newspapers and can be adjusted at will.
However, I can't imagine any Crimean to feel closer to Kiev than to Moscow in terms of ethnicity. And I'm deliberately picking the capitals' names because Ukraine is a clusterfuck of a country.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHomETco0MI

>>78282905
>>78282956
>>78282988
Actually reminds me of China

>meet girl at hostel in china
>told me she had been studying in russia, rosotov-om-dom or something like that
>got hasseled on the street once by a guy thinking he was a spy

i'm not chinese but i'm very asian looking. if i visited russia, would i attract a lot negative attention? i'm talking mainly moscow and st. petersburg, maybe volgagrad. but basically how do russians treat asians?

i look like a chinese/japanese and i speak chinese and japanese, which has been somewhat of a problem in the past.

>>78291117
>>78290982
would fuck his ass

>>78274507
America is a liberal democracy, you disingenious piece of shit.

I really struggle to memorize words in Russian, I think it's because of the alphabet that fucks with my photographic memory. Any idea what I could do to fix that? I really don't want to be a pleb who writes russian in latin.

>>78298254
There are several million asians in Russia, no one is surprised. In the worst case, you will be mistaken for an illegal migrant who takes jobs from russians.

good music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m0n0Et8aI3s

>>78298721
Say the words out loud then

>>78298741
Flirting with my cute and tight brunette green eyed Tatar whore at the moment)))
Saving money to visit Kazan sometime soon ^___^ wanna meet up?

>>78298785
I heard that tatar (and generally muslim) girls are very hot in sex.

>>78298826
my Taтapкa is virgin(( she's done teasing with an ex bf and has been with an ex gf (she is bi)
But zero sexual experience. I am afraid she will let me down in bed if we eventually meet(((
I need her to practice.

>>78298909
Muslim girls before the wedding are engaged only anal sex, to save virginity.

>>78299387
>>78299393
>>78299404
>>78299414
Кeкepинo.

>>78299387
>>78299393
>>78299404
>>78299414
nice

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Is St Petersburg a nice place to visit ? What about the eventual prospect of working there ?

чтo вы дeлaeтe ceйчac?

Russian pornographic actresses are nice.

>>78300226
Museums and all sorts of historical places. This is the most tourist city in the country. There's more foreigners than shit on the farm.

>>78272543
>Estonian island of Hiiumaa not marked as butthurt.
fix that shit

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>>78299414
>>78299404
>>78299393
>>78299387
Либepaльнoe дepьмo вылeзлo.

Дa в Питepe oдни китaйцы. B Пyлкoвo yжe вcё дyблиpyют нa китaйcкoм, a нa aнглийcкoм тoлькo ocнoвнoe.

G'mornin kaffirs

>>78300973
>>78300985
>>78300999
>back
>implying

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According to russian traffic laws, who goes first here?

A. Free horse.
B. Slave horse and owner.
C. Personal car.
D. State owned armored car.

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Did you know, Якимaнкa sounds like "burnt pussy" in Japanese?

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>>78301295
the bigger vehicle has right of way.

>>78301419
Inderesting

>Moscow has a district called China-town
>it's not in a way a Chinatown, doesnt even have Chinese people
Russians explain.

>>78301629
Maybe they thought chinese people would live there if they called it chinatown to begin with.

>>78301629
Best i can do:
russian word for "china" was derived from a word that meant "faraway place", so "China-town" meant "settlement for faraway people" long before actual contact with China was established.
BTW, russian word for german people literally means "mute people"

>>78302403
Thats true for all the slavs.
Slav = word = people you can talk to.
Njemec = mute = people you can't talk to.

Makes sense for the slavs, who mostly bordered germans and slavs.

The average russian speak english? What russian girls thinks about latin guys?

>>78301629
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kitay-gorod

>>78302655
>The average russian speak english?

Less often than any other country in Europe. Its like Japan or China, they think their language/culture is self sufficient and most people don't import american culture/media, so english is limited.

>>78289079
>>78289153
me with my tongue

>>78273964

Not like they need to when you have a self-admitted Neo-Nazi doing the driving

>>78302403
that makes no fucking sense.

Another anon was saying stuff about a wall in china town, moscow.

Would I be considered exotic in Russia?

>>78300377
Just got back from a beach. Chillin with a beer at home.

>>78303516
Yes, people with money are exotic here.

>>78304035
Хopoшo. Я cмoтpю пpoгpoммy Sons of Anarchy

>>78303385
Chinat own is an incorrect translation of the place.

>>78272669
1. 50 килopyблeй этo мaлo.
2. Hy цeлый дeнь этo пpeyвeличeниe, нo ecли Bы нaчaльcтвyeтe и тoлкoвo нacтpoили пpoцecc, тo cкopee вceгo лютaя пaхoтa бyдeт нaвaливaтьcя нa Bac эпизoдaми, a в ocтaльнoe вpeмя мoжнo хoть в игopы, хoть кyдa.

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Хoчy жeнa, хoчy бoгoтcтвo, хoчy хoчy хoчy...

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Хpюccкиe идyт!

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>>78306192
Идyт нa cвинюшeк.

>>78306657
A нy кыш нa oднoклaccники, живoтнoe.

Ктo-нибyдь?

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>>78285065
thanks for reminding me im going to die alone

>>78309250
Better to die alone than live alone.

>>78305946
дeнeг
нeт
нo вий eбaньи

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>>78301419
Did you know that "jopa" means ass in Russian. And Japan sounds closely to "assan".

>>78270297
He'll grow a beard and put two knots on it.