please just end my life edition
found an old image grandpa took in the attic
Saw my old best friend at the shop last night lads. He exited just as I walked up to the till. It's been nearly 4 damn years.
Did he notice me? Why didn't he say hello? Would I have said anything had I saw him earlier? I... I don't know.
Lads I've not got a single friend anymore.
>>78260665
>>78260668
>>78260671
>>78260676
>>78260679
thought they were just a meme minority, like how florida was spanish before but whites grew there
>>78260685
poor guy is just sitting in the corner now
>>78260699
it's not that late there, 2:30am
>>78260711
Cajun or French is that states culture and niggers
The only spics in Florida now are cubans
>>78260711
yeah the louisiana purchase was a long time ago, but a few stuck around
>>78260711
I think that English speaking Yanks flooded into the state after the Louisiana purchase desu. cajuns are still a sizable group i think
>>78260685
Anyone else see when he got right behind that girl and she just laughed and got off the stage?
>>78260719
is he the one with the bald patch?
post binty slags
>>78260697
but we're mostly german and french
To be an Englishman in the 19th century was to be a God in earth.
Now it's to be a self hating cuck.
>>78260737
:( me soon
wish i did more exercise to keep my hair
I wish we could kick the fucking Germans out of the USA.
This includes the Jews.
who is worse: cajuns or quebecers?
bored of this australian running commentary
filtered
>>78260711
60% blacks 30% whites in new orleans
>>78260732
that's what I'm asking but I think there are different shades of english speaking yanks
mid-west is more german while the east coast is more british
>>78260752
the later, they're leafs at least Cajuns give us good tunes and fried gator
>>78260737
was it the 'tism?
>>78260743
no you're not, that's what people self identify as because if you have english ancestry you just say you're american, whereas the krautlets and froglets are muh heritagians
https://youtu.be/vLom-87AmO8
ngl i did a cracker of a rendition of this in a karaoke bar in Ibiza with the lads daz was pissing himself whole way through
super redpill
there is no deliberate white genocide
I see that president nigger has been tweeting again
>>78260702
screaming
helsinki is finnished
ngl I'm an awful singer. Literally almost as tone deaf as Tim.
>>78260781
What did he say?
>>78260765
yeah
look at these rounded shoulders
>>78260788
What do Finns say when they complete a race? “Englished!!” Hahahaha
who /catsmeow/ here?
>>78260798
>the virgin dance
would LOVE it if donald brap got banned from twitter for trying to start a war haha
>tfw miss her so fucking badly
i want to die
hey that's pretty good
nigger faggot
#nochin
i have cancer
welcome to the latest bad unboxing
think the black guy is intimidated by the brick shithouse
miss niggie posting desu
>>78260834
these the australians?
>>78260821
*repeatedly move my chad sized willy in and out of her at a fast pace*
wish australia had more green land
why not just go to a real club and watch the normies lads
having a sanpellegrino limonata
>>78260821
You're better than that slut
Get in here mate
>>78260810
that would be f*ckin epic!!!
>>78260853
Good, lad.
Those are my favorite.
>>78260838
Shite joke because only an EU-loving fifth columnist would refuse brussels sprouts
What the flick is happening in America? Some lefty drove into a crowd of lefties and they're angry at the right?
Wish we were posting the Lana edition
no site of balding autismo, think he's gone home
>>78260839
can't remember, one was wearing a red dress though
do the girls with the ears work there? they've been there ages
>>78260862
rightists struggling to accept their violent rhetoric and warmongering ideology is making people commit violence against peaceful protesters
HANDS UP IN THE SKY
>>78260862
the race war is here anon
BANGING TUNE
>>78260862
howling at the Yank's shitty attempt to reenact the Nuremburg rallies desu
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/aug/12/charlottesville-far-right-crowd-with-torches-encircles-counter-protest-group
>depression
Don't understand modern racists. If you're going to be racist, then fine, but carrying around Nazi flags and utilizing the man that got hundreds of thousands of white westerners killed? I don't get it. My granddad would be a rorke if he was still alive but he wouldn't have been carrying Nazi flags because he fought against them.
wew lids
the pingers yesterday was a mad ting
>tfw got refused entry to an afterparty because my jaw was going overtime
>white people
am i rite? dis karaoke cam proves it all
>the guardian
shan't
wish you could rock up to a bar in shorts here
>lefty cunts are back
fuck off knobheads
>tried reading an article about a girl who killed herself after sending out 200 job apps while having great grades in school on mobile
>dailymail keeps automatically sending me to some article about trump
NEVER AGAIN
>>78260928
centre right here matey, just a bit sad seeing the far right adopt the tactics of muslims despite knowing it only turns people against them even more
been shadowboxing
can't wait to meet some cunt who wants my fist in their fucking jaw
>>78260862
a bernie supporter drove a car into a group of mixed white/black people so therefore all trump supporters are terrorists
the left is a joke desu
>irrelevant greentext
*exposition*
Omg.
moving to new orleans brb
>>78260941
>not a lefty
>just HATE right wing CUNTS
>>78260946
wow he just became attractive
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-trending-36765111
hmm yes, the BBC
>>78260945
Get that whale outta here.
FUCK cajun """people"""
>>78260941
literally this
would have been happy with a march to keep civil war monuments but doing it with literal nazi's and retards shouting about jews just gives the left easy ammunition
I hate /pol/.
>tfw hungover and will be drinking this afternoon
Shall I sneak in a CH££KY gym session?
how many push ups can you do?
30 here
banging tune
2
b
honest
>centre right here matey
>>78260975
hivemind
FUCK OFF druggies and alcoholics no one cares about last night
>>78260959
don't really hate them anon, just think it's sad seeing someone turn to violence because they don't get their way in one small instance
Conservatives run the country and they're buttblasted about a liberal city doing liberal things, turning up from outside, telling them to change their laws, and committing violent attacks. I'm sure you understand that this isn't an effective way to convince people you're right
yanks seem like fun people in general
>>78260982
Alri deano
>>78260999
>committing violent attacks.
the counter protesters were just as violent and we know from experience how "peaceful" normal leftist protesters are
>>78261008
can't wait to knock a few out when i land in october
>>78261012
I'm more of a Tarquin tbqh
Why is one person dying in charlottesville front page news on the BBC?
When the republican congressman was shot a few months ago it didn't even make it off the local news page
>>78261008
the 's meow patrons aren't a good cross section of americans
>>78260747
Shave it lad
where's the balding autismo (not PNG)
>>78261027
that was front page news and he didn't die either
hey someone posts fat bugs
>>78261027
because after years and years of violent left wing attacks and assaults and terrorist attacks on Trump supporters and republicans, including shootings of congressmen, firebombings of headquarters, stabbing Trump rally patrons, leftards now have a single example to point to to claim that the right is violent too
business idea: become a millionaire
>>78260999
>I'm sure you understand that this isn't an effective way to convince people you're right
People are too lazy to care. If lefties shit on their opponents, with violence and censorship, they will be shat on from a great height by the massive population who disagree. Hence the Trump election. Until leftists realise this (they never will), they will fail.
>>78261027
Involved an assault car which is the weapon of choice for terrorism
I LIKE BIG BUTTS.
business idea: invent /brit/ crypto
need a tutu gf
>>78261008
Fuckin deffo mate
ME SO HORNY
>>78261067
this but unironically
>yank fashion sense
>>78261074
>t-they started it
>their violent rhetoric makes him irresponsible for his actions
please mate :(
business idea: manipulate the simple minded extremists to do your biding by pointing to the other side
Rorkes are persecuted by the LIBERALS every day lads
>>78261083
I wasn't being ironic, that is literally what has happened and the media has wilfully ignored it because it doesn't play into their narrative of black/left wing victimhood
business idea: /brit/ party at cat's karaoke bar
>>78261096
i think some people already called dibs on this one
>>78261108
>this persecution complex
comedy realising that rorkes are literally exactly the same as the people they claim to hate
antifa is persecuted by the police every day
getting ready for work
business idea: make a teleport machine so i can teleport onto that stage and suck on that fatty's tits and teleport back
everyone itt could shag anyone in the world
>>78261091
You think this is an argument, but in reality, politics depends on what people see and believe. Leftists are shitting the bed. Imagine someone driving a car into protestors and a large section of the public not giving a shit.
That is what the left has achieved.
CHOON
>>78261089
australians wear tight pants, penny loafers and wife beaters
>>78261134
Hang in there la.
>lefties chimp out during their protest
"violence during milo protest"
>righties chimp out during their protest
"nazi protesters attack counter protesters"
they aren't closing anytime soon
going to do a walk and come back for closing
>>78261142
do none of these
>>78261048
Not balding. I shave now. Also I'm far from autismo.
>dude it's all a horseshoe DAE think rorkes nazis are just like SJWs muslims and only us people who pretend not to care/sit idly by as millions of pakis and wogs flood into europe are TRULY woke?
woah it's...all so clear to me now
>white man drives into a crowd
>riots in the street
>Muslims drive into crowds every day
>*love and solidarity*
>>78261140
it's just part and parcel of living in a modern country really
why do you guys have so much pent up anger
just let a fat one rip
>>78261142
yanks wear hurley t-shirts, cargo shorts and runners
>>78261108
sounds similar to all that black lefty discourse where high crime has to do with media perception and such
>>78261152
>not PNG
love attention don't you
>>78261142
the best outfit is hoodie, jeans and thongs
Doing a 'shad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rl2jNvqZ0t0
>>78261157
Muslims don't know better so it's ok.
>>78261157
White boi wuz mentally ill dindu nuffin black man takin his jawb
#notallracists
do rorkes really think they are doint the world a favor by breathing air ?
interesting how rasheed demands much introspection from the right after 1 person is killed by a driver but when muzzie rape gangs literally roam around with impunity raping white girls for fun they aren't expected to do the same?
Had a shit wank not happy
>>78261179
>black people
>working
is this a parody post?
has it even been confirmed the guy was a trump supporter / white nationalist ?
>>78261187
Oh wow that's my political belief changed
>>78261190
im doing both lad
>>78261190
those are issues to anon, just funny watching apologists rush to defend their side like muslims
every single black person on the planet is unemployed
>>78261207
He was a bum-blasted Bernie backer.
frenchmen fuck off
be seeing girl from tinder for a few months
>there are problems and a few months ago we end it
>there's a big argument, calling each other all kinds of names, blocking etc
>yesterday noticed she's unblocked me
>send a little message, just small talk
>she's seen it but hasn't responded
>but she hasn't blocked me again which implies the unblocking wasn't accidental
What the hell could she be up to? It would be one thing if she unblocked me a week or so after the breakup, but to do it months after just seems unusual to me.
>>78261200
Stopped watching porn and only wank once or twice a week. Significantly better tbqh.
Stop talking about politics I want to see some slags and talk about poo
>>78261217
no theres that one nice dude at subway who does my sandwich
>>78261190
>muzzie rape gangs literally roam around with impunity
hmmm
>>78261228
you both sound like a couple of sad twats fuck off
The best way to defeat terror is to continue your day as normal and pretend nothing happened
>>78261219
citation
cant go outside in broad daylight for fear of being seized by the roving rape gangs and done up the arse with a kebab stick
>>78261231
here you go
>>78261246
Yes.
>>78261246
part and parcel
>>78261246
no you have to look for excuses for him anon
This angers and confuses the anglo
>there are brits missing out on this
erm actually sweaty that's a roman salute
>>78261262
t. pronounces "oil" "ole"
don't even know who the guy was was why assume he's some assblasted white guy seems a bit racist
>rasheed thinks that white people don't like black people because black people are more employable than white people
incredible how out of touch rasheed is reality. it's like these people live on a bizarro planet
>>78261272
so would the afro girl
Why do yanks get triggered by statues? Why are they trying to change history?
>>78261286
ideology of peace is at it again mate don't get your panties in a twist
>>78261290
state of you
>>78261288
ban guns and there would be 0% gun crime
the legs lads
her legs look sad
>>78261297
she looks fun
>>78261304
doesnt work in the states cos federal govt can't ban guns and states can't enforce border checks
>>78261308
FANTASTIC post
It's ten past three in New Orleans
>>78261288
good post
>>78261304
incorrect post
How do I get this Instagram slag to notice me and like me?
>>78261291
Because libcocks like to pretend that the world was always tolerant and anything that was an achievement of a person of the world at that time now seen as intolerant must be erased from history. It's fuckling retarded.
>>78261308
howling
>>78261308
>le ironic DM derbys
meme-kid
>white privileges dont exist
>whites are superior to all other races
>>78261288
>no source
>>78261226
You fuck off I'm more brit than you c u n t
>>78261229
Yeah I know it feels great to fap only once or twice a week
Just can't do it during holidays, don't know why
>>78261328
be a wealthy, ripped chad and post images of conspicuous consumption on Instagram
holy shit this guy insists on dancing
THE AUTISTS IS BACK. BASED
balding autismo tripped on stage
knew somebody a while back who owned a handgun
called the police on him and he got arrested and put in prison for a couple of years
feels good keeping my country safe
loving the yank politics lads
>based
autismo confirmed
IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING
The Tories are saved, Corbyn is finished
>>78261272
what is this? link?
>>78261360
>>78261364
you mean the JUST guy?
pretty sure he's different, every yank owns that shirt
mashallah to all the brothers who took part and defended the noble martyr who attacked the degenerate western decadent liberals
look out plebs
love mogg
hate may
hate corbyn
hate blair
hate cameron
simple as
the black fella can't even save him
>>78261380
Electoral suicide lad. Behind all the 'cute' poshness he hates benders and has other views that would lose him a lot of floating voters
>>78261380
would love this to happen
would be worse for the tories than corbs is for labour
>>78261385
cats meow
google "earthcam cats meow"
and brace yourself
gonna start acting like an even bigger shithead than ever before
>>78261407
Yeah just like how Corbyn was supposed to be electoral poison
you'd catch me in the toilets just racking lines at that joint
I would
>>78261407
his bigger issue is he has no real political expertise afaik, he's never been anything more than a backbencher
that nigga got capped?
>>78261423
laughing at this post you delusional rorke
>>78261420
>420
good start bro!
>>78261423
he was and is, if are tess and her campaign wasn't so fucking terrible he would have lost even worse than he did
>>78261435
cross posting scum
>>78261437
'sheed
>>78261168
>mention me
>obviously insults me
>doesn't want me to reply
Cheeky bugger
>>78260724
>The only spics in Florida now are cubans
and Mexicans, and Puerto Ricans, and Venezuelans, and Colombians, and I can go on
>>78261420
looking forward to it x
Rees-Mogg is basically Boris 2.0. He hides behind a veneer of eccentrically and triviality but is in actual fact a calculating, ambitious man with highly honed media skills
>>78261430
yeah just like how trump had no political experience
right wing terrorism
>>78261437
>having that picture saved
cringe
>>78261453
AND a nanny xD
fucking hell imagine being this pregnant and screaming at the top of your lungs at the cats meow (at 3:20am)
wish this 39 year old fat cunt would shut up
>>78261454
Marry me, Buckimingshire.
So where can I find the Cat's thing
the crowd is more energetic that autismo left the stage
>/brit/ is chilling out
>enjoying cats meow livestream cam
>or whatever
>LEFTY SHIT LEFTY SHIT LEFTY SHIT
Fuck off lefty cunts.
>>78261453
you are correct since i think this too apart from the media skills bit
fucking hate smokers
wish these two mongs would stop commentating on that stream
>some posh old etonian from the 19th century
>some lefty reeeing about nationalising the mandem
seems like fertile ground for big vince lads
>>78261454
uk is a parliamentary system
the party would never nom him and he mogg doesn't have anything more than a niche following
[incredibly reddit-y post]
what song would you pick, lads?
>>78260945
>the glass shatters
>>78261486
*blows smoke in your face*
So what?
ZOMBIE, ZOMBIE, ZOMBIE.
lmao this fat drunk black woman
>>78261482
yeah really boring how people constantly complain about leftists isn't it, but i don't think telling the 3 or 4 regular leftist posters to go away is the solution. Maybe just chill out and stop getting triggered by things you disagree with haha
fucking HATE this song
ZOMBIIIEEE ZOMBIEEEE
Cranberries.
YES
>>78261491
would be as fun as farage, miliband, sturgeon, clegg, bennett and cameron was in 2014
that was the last time i actually enjoyed political britposting
>>78261494
dont gve a shit
>>78261507
look behind you ;)
in all honesty: would you?
>>78261450
I love you PNG you know I'm messing around
AND THEIR TANKS
AND THEIR GUNS
ZAWMBIE
My spirit animal is 100 % Pickle Rick
>>78261528
Maybe if I was drunk enough.
>i'm a shy, fat cunt. Please pity me!
>>78261542
splendid post
>>78261531
NNNN THER GUNS
They need to do The Lonely Island - I just had sex song.
>>78261485
Nah his public image is masterfully crafted. Look how often he's on tv reinforcing his own image. Although he feigns ignorance, I also think he;s fully aware of his internet meme popularity. He's also a fantastic orator
>>78261543
doubt there's enough alcohol in this world
why are so many of these yanks fat
i thought fat yanks was just a gimmick
Journey. Third time tonight.
DON'T STOP BELIVVVIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNGG
What live event are you watching?
>>78261574
new orleans is especially fat desu
>>78261486
What about pipe tobacco. Smells is pretty good anon.
Fat cow go away now
>>78261580
Cats meow (earthcam)
Google "cats meow earthcam"
where did skirt girls go
I would
tfw parents just treat me like some tenant that's overstayed their welcome
>tfw had 6 painkillers today and I'm still not alright
>>78261606
*knocks some sense into you*
>>78261561
>He's also a fantastic orator
You've drank the koolaid lad. He just talks about esoteric things (like grammar or etymology) to impress/avoid questions whilse saying very little. He's an interesting oddity but he'll never get a cabinet position
>>78261605
Did you knock their daughter up?
autismo yank sure loves his fucking dancing
*drinks one bud light*
*starts singing journey at the top of his voice*
*tries to drive home and wipes out a family of 5 at a crossing*
*does the rock symbol*
>>78261632
audibly howled at this
DON'T STOP
proof itself, of any sort, is impossible, without an axiom (as Godel proved)
thus faith in God is a prerequisite for all proof
>it's another "black guy does his slick dance moves" episode
sick of this
>>78261632
DON'T STOP, EAATTING
>>78261650
alri bucko
>>78261658
*waggles a black finger at you*
>>78261668
>>78261676
*whispers in the fat girl's ear*
>red polo and khaki shorts
fucking hell yanks
Cant be dealing with rees-mogg in power
His popularity for being le friendly posho is just the most blatant manifestation of the ol' british serf type of thinking.
Its no surprise that daily express daily mail or serf-rags ares the main ones pushing for him
FUCK
SHIT
IM ON /BRIT/
CANT FINK OF ANYFING TO SAY
SHIT POO SHIT POO SHADILAY
I FEEL IT CUMMING I FEEL IT CUMMING.
>>78261699
*does a shimmy*
alri
>>78261618
Some tories thrive on saying very little of substance.
Autismo shagging tonight
>>78261714
HEY
hold Diane Abbots racist rhetoric in some way responsible for the state of my life
>this lad on the far right
what's his endgame lads?
Those who comply with the letter of the law but against the intention of the law, are really against the law.
>>78261738
piss off wanker
Disgusting
Little
Rorke
>>78261694
>>>/r/unitedkingdom
fuck off you stinking toadmucus
>>78261699
marry me i love you
Any other spotty cunts in here?
When you go to a different country does your acne just fucking explode?
Acne has gone completely haywire since I came back to England less than a week ago. VERY depressed right now. Look like complete shit. I'm not a fucking teenager anymore, what the fuck is this! The weather is beautiful and I can't go outside looking like a pepperoni pizza.
This is unironically a really a good track
umm qt alert
>>78261767
based jacko
An ecclesiastical benefice cannot be obtained licitly without canonical institution.
>>78261734
hey... x
>>78261758
Nazis watch out!
we're on lads
>>78261747
>objeying the law
nerd
>>78261766
post pic
afro girl is back
>>78261766
Just get a treatment lad, it works like a charm
Had a ton of spots just a year ago, only one every now and then now
Feels so good, I know it's hard to have spots
>>78261758
How do you honestly get to the point where you are posing for this photo ?
stage is full of top sorts
>>78261758
orwell missed that the boot would belong to a tranny
really hate this guy prefered the other guy the black one
the chads have arrived
>>78261766
>acne
hello leftypol runt
>>78261764
whatll you bring to the table
>>78261823
>King of the Communist's grave is a tourist attraction
>capitalists charge fees to stand next to it
lol
holy fuck my choon lads
i know every FOB lyric ever