/brit/

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>pwaze kek
>ess
>jay
>dooboo
>yooo
>can fack of

Too fucking early OP you CUNT.

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sonichu website still won't load ffs
cville's mayor will surely have an interesting take on all this

Show me where the britbois are.

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Google "cats meow earthcam" to join the party.

Would bang.

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what time will the cat's meow close
should get some work done but I want to see the mood of the place right before closing

jus git doone propulsin sperm oot ma pintle, ha miade a wee mess on mesel

>>78259257
why does he wear a t-shirt with ukrainian colors?

also if he lost some weight he would be cute

>>78259311
I bet that's the face she makes when she swallows

>>78259275
triggered lefty

>>78259349
>he

fucking shitlord

right wing terrorism

gaping my asshole in bed for fun

brb moving to new orleans

>>78259349
>also if he lost some weight he would be cute

Fuck no.

just moved into new orleans. bit cold compared to aus

*Looks to the left*
*Looks to the right*
*Flashes gang signs at you*

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need an anglo daddy xx

>>78259402
FOY

>>78259402
>just moved into new orleans
I've been there, rather liked it.

weirdly cold in new orleans considering it's winter here
back now anyway

squaeling at this op
>>>/tv/86288284

Islam=Bad

>>78259433
mathematically not true

>>78259402
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MgTSfJEf_jM

back in new orleans, I was talking about the climate in general two posts ago not a comparison of the temperatures of the two countries at that moment x

>>78259438
it's an assignment otherwise it would be islam==bad

>>78259402
haha get fucked

This buy unironically gets it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jya7nThQp8I

>>78259449
lol be quiet

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is smoking really this common in the U.K.?

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new pants came in lads

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>be yank
>get car'd

huh weird, in returning to aus I had time to compare the climates of sydney and new orleans and even when comparing our summers it's much hotter there
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Orleans#Climate
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sydney#Climate
what I would've thought but guess I was momentarily retarded a few posts back

>>78259504
alri turtle

how do you do the snap gimmick again?

>>78259504
dumb pants
dumb socks
dumb shoes
dumb deck

>>78259563
fuck off

>>78259504
Giday, mister skelly.

sick of my old catchphrase, need a new one. any suggestions?

>>78259504
would snap you in half

>>78259585
cornetto

>>78259585
cowabunga

>>78259585
What's good, Monica?

>>78259563
>>78259586
don't care fuck off

>>78259484
yeah all the cool kids smoke

>>78259351
>implying she doesn't just spit it out

>>78259585
G'day

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could get lost in those legs fuck me

Doing a listen lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFhiehAYCW4&t=1452s

>>78259611
who's this then ae

>>78259585
nigger in the woodpile

>>78259611
who's this then ae

Lads got to chose between making the following three things dissapear from this world forever.
-Pride in ones nation.
-Monogamy.
-The wage gap.
Which do i chose?

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Cringe

>>78259618
from the cat's meow stream, she's gone now '_'

>>78259468
REALLY recommending you lads watch this haha
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jya7nThQp8I

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Australians!

>>78259628
yourself

*MAkes a new /brit/*

>>78259585
wubba lubba dub dub

Imagine being the type of mong who attends a political rally

>>78259644
hey haha

neighbours suddenly deciding 3pm on a sunday afternoon is a good time to blast music

fucking degenerates

>>78259656
>>78259655
>these posts took an entire hour to upload

>>78259662
literally nothing wrong with that tismo

>>78259655
terrifying ins't it. some of them might even be among us.

>>78259662
sounds like a pretty good time to me desu

>>78259669
>>78259674
im hungover get fucked cunts

>>78259662
why are australian houses made of paper?

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This is the woman who was killed by the Nazi maniac in the Dodge Challenger.

>>78259662
fuck off fun police it's the middle of the day

>>78259685
it's 3pm, how are you still hungover

>>78259698
you sure she didnt kill the car?

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>there are people posting on brit right now that don't praise kek

scary stuff

>>78259698
chr*stians arent human

are you a houselet, /brit/?
4k sq ft here

>>78259611
did the spikey haired negro replace the big gay negro from earlier?

>>78259722
I live in a tiny 2 room flat

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>>78259716
>>78259720

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Are lad David Icke

>>78259743
I TURNED MY SELF INTO A GODHEAD MORTY
I'M DAVID IIIICKKEEE

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When I was 16 I used to be a communist and had Soviet Propaganda songs on my iPod. I had a Che shirt too. I bought some big communist books and bought a book shelf so I looked clever but never actually read the books because I would much rather play videogames with my free time than read about Stalin's leadership in WW2. It was so cringe.

>>78259743
the face of a man who had it all and was at the top of his game before it all came crashing down and broke him. lesson to us all really.

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Barack Obama just posted this quoting: "No one is born hating another person because of the color of his skin or his background or his religion..."

>>78259763
attractive girls always seem to have those unattractive friends

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got a good look of the asian bitty's bitties earlier

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>tfw no Lana gf

>>78259796
big chin innit

been off 4chan since june, came back because i wanted to banter about the incident in the st*tes
does /brit/ have any new gimmicks?

>>78259807
yeah

>>78259785
no, almost attractive girls always have unattractive friends
attractive girls make friends with each other
t. gf'd the head slag at school and all her mates were unreally hot

DE
SPA
CITO

>>78259796
Love watching her try on wigs.

>>78259807
yeah
go to earth cam dot com and type in cat's meow karaoke

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>>78259806
Don't talk shit about my waifu.

Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the Lord;
He is trampling out the vintage where the grapes of wrath are stored;
He hath loosed the fateful lightning of His terrible swift sword;
His truth is marching on.
Glory! Glory! Hallelujah!
Glory! Glory! Hallelujah!
Glory! Glory! Hallelujah!
His truth is marching on.
I have seen Him in the watch-fires of a hundred circling camps;
They have builded Him an altar in the evening dews and damps;
I can read His righteous sentence by the dim and flaring lamps,
His day is marching on.
I have read His fiery gospel writ in rows of burnished steel!
"As ye deal with my condemners, so with you My grace shall deal!
Let the Hero, born of woman, crush the serpent with his heel, "
Since God is marching on.

NEED nu orléans short wearing spic gf lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YxQ2dHTzBbg

Fireworks, should we see it from the side or the bottom?

NEED a mentally ill gf with dyed hair

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>It's Sunday

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love cosplay slags

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>49 victims

How does a man like this get married 3 times?

lmao there's actually an aussie in the meow

meow

Earth was created as a way to enslave humanity.

>>78259895
Big dick

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work tomorrow

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orleanian women are truly god tier

>>78259880
>tfw took monday off because i was expecting to be hungover as fuck after a massive weekend
>tfw woke up today good

=D

why is the People's Republic of China so based lads?

want to fuck an anglo slag
reckon i should take a train to london just for the day and find me a low life scamp to mess around with?

this qt in the black shorts NEEDS to be my gf

>>78259876

looks like Bran from Game of Thrones

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Right, this is now a Lana thread.

>>78259922
sorry friend already laid my claim >>78259611

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fit birds lads

>>78259916
If you do go you won't end up fucking anyone.

>>78259860
gas it

>>78259257
Why is he wearing our flag?

want to shag a frankish slag
reckon i should take time machine to go back to 8th century

>>78259948
Where the fuck have you been?

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This lad slaps your gf's ass in a dark alley wut do you do?

>>78259939
>donating to a random bimbo to dress up and touch her junk on camera
fucking state of the world

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>>78259928
>>78259876

>>78259965
sacrifice him to satan

>>78259946
you can have the red shirted one fuck off

>>78259962
Been around the block. Took some time off 4chan.

>>78259952
Kek.

finally a day to myself to relax

>>78259978
first come first serve matey
love the way that fan blows in my gf's hair ;)

>>78259991
fine, at least mine can dance better

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when will they learn?

>gfs ass got slapped in new years by a really fat guy
>told him to fuck off and end himself

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i just woke up
where're the gimmicks

*comes in with 8 full tesco bags for life*
ahh im back lads ive got the grocer--wocer--wooaaaAAAHHHHHHHRRRGGGGG!!!! *trips over a quran* WAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEYYAAAAAAHHHHGGG!!!! *topples from the weight of the bags* GERONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNIMOWOWOWOAAAAHHHHHHHHHH *does 3 somersaults, groceries flying everywhere* HHHHHHHWOOOORRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGXXXXXXXZZZZZZZZBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBHNNCVKVV!!!!!!!!!!!! *lands on my feet* *notices a muffled "POP"* *looks down* HAHA UH OH *camera pans down to show ive just landed on your bollocks* aha did i do that?? *faces camera, winks and shrugs*

>>78260013
ahah just joking i actually pussied out and did nothing except telling him to fuck off and die

>>78260020
ask your parents

>>78259982
/balt/ became a shithole ever since you left

>>78259948
why is that

>>78260001
>if I hold my hands up and move them it means I'm dancing!

>>78260035
they're both dead

>>78260043
better than the skeleton impression yours seems to be doing

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>>gfs ass got slapped in new years by a really fat guy
>>told him to fuck off and end himself

>>78260024
*starts rifling through the dropped groceries*
ah there it is
*unwraps my choc mint cornetto*

erugh actually cringing at how hard i beta'd out on that night
it was new years and i was in the middle of nowhere so i couldn't just glass the cunt and run home but still
most beta thing i've ever done

>>78260048
awww lucky

eating two day old taco bell lads

fucking hell is elaine a downy?

>>78260024
>>78260072

*murders you*

doing a cheeky bone broth fast
on day two and losing my fuckin' marbles
feels like my stomach is throwing up inside of itself
need food

EVERYBODY ROOK TO THE RIGHT

>>78260037
Tbh I visited balt once a few weeks ago and left straight away. It's truly shit atm.

>>78260040
You'll come across as thirsty and scare the chicks away if you only go to England to fuck.
Imagine when a chick asks why you're there and you just say "nothing".

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Racial hatred is on the rise

wandering the touristy bits of london looking for a nerdy french boy to have casual sex with lads
why is it so hard :( seen like 40-50 other girls doing the same

>>78260090
I'm jelly lad. Been craving mexican for a week.
Gonna make nachos for dinner because taco shells and burrito wraps are harder to come by then Doritos.

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>>78259916
Anglo slags are master race

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lmaoing at the state of chinks
he's got a higher voice than her

>>78260024
good post
think it needs to be said

>>78260121
you ugly nikka

>>78260131
moar

>>78260133

link me to the livestream lad xxx

this gook cannot sing for the fucking life of her

what does australia and new zealand think of the "#cville" contratemps?
your thoughts?

Slapped some girl's ass and her boyfriend got all pissed off about it lol.

I once skipped school to see a baseball game (with my mother) and two old ladies were seated next to me.
They asked why I seemed so young and my mother told them we were from New England and school was out there. Then they asked why we were attending a baseball game of some random team that had no association with us and why we were on vacation in some boring American suburb and we just shrugged.

that tim in the window?

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>>78260141

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>>78260144
IT'S NOT ABOUT THE MONAY MONAY MONAY
>>78260143
earthcam dot com, search cats meow karaoke

>>78260101
Then i'll say i'm here for EVERYTHING instead

>>78260157
Haha, sound lad, fascinating story.

*walks away to speak to someone else*

>>78260159
>scoochy moon lads
wtf does he mean by this?

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*scans the horizon for etsubatsu's*

>>78260174
Fuck lad. Try not to drown in the poon you'll get.

Really love my girlfriend lads, really love her.

Lads I actually think /brit/ is literally too esoteric for me to comprehend. I've been here damn near every day since mid-2014 (I was already a regular by the time of the Scottish referendum) and I still can't fully grasp the memes. This place genuinely eludes my runtoid mind.
However by far the worst thing that I have an issue with are the resident personalities. I can't for the life of me remember any of the 2014 era tripfags other than Craven. Please, tell me; 190cm master race is lisicki, correct? And he isn't actually Kev? And Pakiboo and Poleaboo is just one person, right? I won't even bother trying to memorise all the slags you guys follow, the only one I know is Sara.
I am with this place but not part of it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-MkRuV0aCcI

Had a cheeky wank earlier lads.

>>78260173

lads night out at the cats meow when

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me and the gf

>>78260183
joey! what do your tismo eyes see?

TAKE A CHANCE SLOW DANCE MAKE A LITTLE ROMANCE

>>78260214
Nonce.

am i a racist if i actively avoid black people? i don't feel safe around them. i was almost mugged and probably beaten to death on two separate occasions by black people. i learned at a young age that black people hate us a lot more than we hate them

>>78260214
'e

>>78260209
not soon enough
>>78260219
could he stop picking his nose

BE MY BABY TONIGHT

>>78260193
nay one pixel

>>78260227

Won't be able to avoid me if i strut up to you white boi

new wolfenstein looks good

What's that robot's name from Futurama?

>>78260193
>190cm = lisicki
yes
>not kev
yes
>pakiboo = poleaboo
yes
he is also "moni" and "amer hussain"

>>78260254
Straightener

where did the girls go?

choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tKVN2mAKRI

>>78260254
robohomer

>>78260261
home with chad, it's 2am there

>>78260254
Hedonismbot?
Calculon?
The Robot Devil?
Be more specific.

>>78260254
klepto

chad, you here mate?

>>78260280
The one who bends things. Not Flexo but the other one.

>>78260227
no you're just playing the numbers correctly

>>78260254
mechazawa

>>78260289
what's up, champ?

>>78260279
guess the streams over

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>>78260290
Oh, that's Angelyne.

virgin, you here mate?

>>78260254
Metal Gear

gf's girl mate tried to lick her out while she was sleeping

>>78260299
I'll probably stay till the end to see drunk happenings

>>78259484
Growing up I actually thought that the overwhelming majority of adults smoked.

lmao he just grabbed the guitar from her what the fuck

>>78260326
saw this earlier

>>78260318
isn't it a rape?

>>78260344
that's what i thought

i've not had sex for nearly 2 months guess I am a virgin again haha

that drunk girl in white was SCREAMING for the skinny black cock

not quite staceys but id take the one in black

>>78260362
>>78260363

F A T
S L A G S

have no idea what you nonces are on about.

Haven't had a wank in a week

Really need a shag can't stop getting boners and thinking how I want to shag every girl I see walking around on the street

is it confirmed the car of peace was driven by a nazi?

wheres essex REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

the one with the short hair is fairly peng

fat girls truly have no shame

>>78260388
she's been there for ages
looks like one of those girls skinny from doing drugs all the time

>>78260391
hmm
so this is the printed version of dailymail

SAY IT AINT SO I WILL NOT GO

>>78260388

I liked how the black guy dodged her as soon as he could

>>78260391
haha good
all the "good men" they are after are financially successful, handsome, charming 50-55 year olds, who are all banging fertile 30 year olds

Nonce mong benders.

>>78260352
iirc i recall i read about a case in uk how one woman pretended to be a man and had consensual sex with another woman, when the second woman realized she was actually fucked by a woman she managed to get her closed for seven years or so...

shut up lisa you dumb bint

>>78260391
why would you ever put your willy anywhere near a woman above 30

>>78260436
think he's making out with the fatties in the corner lmao
Looked like he was psyching himself into it before he went off stage

>>78260436
hmm don't get it

look at the top left crowd, looks like chad got the girl again

ryan mate you in
need a chinwag

>30 year old women
>fertile

alri granny chaser

>>78260477
Bender.

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>>78260391
>be 5'6"
>see this
>chaps today just don't measure up
>mfw

Pining for the Finnish gf

how slutty you reckon the girls who go to these are?

blonde bitch is dying for the bbc

>>78260510
Mong

>>78260501
>>78260503
>>78260510
reply

the autistic skinny girl in the black dress NEED to smash my bollocks

>>78260535
Nonce

>>78260535
Shut it

working at an old peoples home
just realised it's literally next door to a cemetery lmao

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waiting for one of her totters to pop out

dunno why women think a good job is something men look for

me = the two lads on the right struggling to dance

>>78260535
stellar post

>>78260529
Kill yourself 56% yank

Thread *clap emoji*
>>78260535
>>78260503
>>78260486
>>78260456
>>78260388

thought there would be more black people in nu orleans desu

would not date a woman i couldn't have intelligent conversation with

one of the reasons im a virgin

>>78260575
woman are smart

/brit/ is unironically worse than reddit

Christ Almighty are all yank women like this

Truly atrocious

>>78260579
Think he’s saying he’s thick

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feel awful for this this
just get off the stage, end it

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>would not date a woman i couldn't have intelligent conversation with
>one of the reasons im a virgin

>>78260585
they're all of irish ancestry

have a thick willy

>post a fun stuff
>people attack it because no fun
>wears british VPN
>attacks my post too

shut up
shut the fuck up
shut the fuck up now
shut the fuck up now now now now
shut the fuck fuck fuck up nowwwwww

have a skinny willy but 7inchs

>>78260594
holy shit he's just autistically walking up and down
poor lad

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based black man saving those girls from whitie

>>78260471
Srs? Women are fit for breeding till 40

what are we watching lads

>>78260604
By that logic so are Australian women

>>78260632

Cats meow bar in new orleans on earth cam

>>78260188
thx fàm, will dedicate one of them to you

>>78260632
normis

>>78260628
yeah if you want your kid to become a cross dresser

>>78260633
never said they weren't Sean

what's the white ancestry like in new orleans
just english?

>>78260653
french innit

>>78260653
>new orleans
ah yes... orleans, the famous british town...

>>78260653
thought there were a bunch of cajuns there

>>78260653

swamp frenchies and the descendants of their slaves

>>78260653
"French" cunts and niggers

>>78260615
EXCUSE ME SIR, DO I KNOW YOU?

>>78260685
>>78260685
>>78260685
>>78260685
>>78260685
>>78260685

New

>>78260682
>>78260682
>>78260682

mad how english is the biggest ethnic group in the USA but they just say they're americans

so does this place not close?

really need a leaf broad to waterboard me with maple syrup and coerce me with a hockeystick