Giant girls Edition
>>78258526
Trump is going to cuck Trudeau DESU
>>78258553
Wasn't he a teacher before?
Find me a prettier girl
Pro tip: You can't
I love mexicans
>>78258583
Yeah he was a drama teacher
Quite literally elected because of his "dad"
>>78258596
oh how far has mega64 fallen
78258591
Someone post that chink girl ryan keeps spamming
>>78258583
Trump's dick won't work in 10 years
>>78258593
CHI
REEEEEEEEEEE GET OOOOOOUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTT
>>78258594
And people shit on Ronnie and Donald for their jobs prior to Presidency holy fuck.
>>78258624
Most white people like Mexicans too
>>78258621
10 whole years to fuck every pm's wife
Donald can do it.
>>78258610
the chink whore wishes she was this cute
>>78258646
10 years is not that long no pun intended
>>78258643
They like cheap manual labor
Mexicans are the new negro
MOMMY
>>78258673
Well we can just skip the African countries and probably a few muslim ones and i'm sure we can pencil in enough time for cucking the world's leaders.
>>78258687
the new kangz
we wuz aztecs in shiet before a giant boat with white people came homie
>>78258716
His dick will be long gone by then
Anyone else traveling to see the eclipse?
I'm heading to Charleston to be in the path of totality. Can't wait.
>>78258625
what?
gonna dick this dumbass gf while the loser is traveling to see some eclipse
>>78258761
jefferson secessionists
>>78258594
>>78258630
He was also an MP for 7 years and leader of the Liberal party for 2 years before becoming PM.
the gf (mother)
I'm a Canadian. I like dick up my ass.
>>78258784
I always expected you to be one desu.
Are you placer or the other california flag anon?
>>78258805
/cum/'s favorite
>>78258720
>>78258804
Finally we agree on something
i liked
Gabriel DropOut
Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid
New Game!
Rokka: Braves of the Six Flowers
all were played during that Twitch marathon
can you recommend me any animu based on this list? yuri (non-hentai) a plus
>>78258828
mmm oh that's very nice
I've reached a point where I don't even care enough about Charlottesville or the guy that killed people to look them up. What is this called?
>I liked dragon maid
>>78258848
apathy
watching boku no hero
What age do they force Virgins to move to Virginia ?
>>78258859
>ridiculing instead of suggesting
miss the days of less obvious underage
>calling people "underage"
miss the days of less obvious underage
DEAD
AHH
HATE NORMIES
its been dead the last few nights
damn shame
>>78259119
the most obvious normie is he who doesn't get plan to wake up at 4am for absolute joy and silence
>>78259129
I'm here
wanna hear a funny joke?
>waking up at 4AM
I'll take that as a no ;__;
>>78259182
whats the joke
>>78259188
*sniff*
*wipes tear*
y-you don't care
Rate my sandwich, /cum/
>>78259199
I like that plate
>>78259199
no cheese?
pepe frogs
>>78259224
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7IX4gWkFqvU
>>78259209
cheese is for queers
>>78259224
gomenasai
>>78258687
No, Mexicans are liked a lot more than Blacks. Americans only hate Mexicans if they're the wannabe thug types or if they're legitimately threatening their employment status. The only whites whom seriously have to be worried about illegal immigrants taking their jobs are bottom of the barrel uneducated laborers. I still do feel some semblance of sympathy for them though.
>I dont eat my sammies with cheese
>>78259199
>That much bread with so little flavor
Mexico truly is White.
girls taller than me are unattractive
>>78259241
I thank you for your honest reply
May I suggest you jump into the reddit flags meme? almost everyone here is on it
>>78259282
Wrong choice of words, Sergio
YOU find them unattractive
what's a fun video game to play while drunk?
guild wars 2 and total war warhammer feel to complex, and witcher 3 dlc is a bit boring
>>78259199
Needs more carbohydrates.
>>78259340
mario kart
mario party
GTA san adreas
>>78259353
>mario party
is tjhis enkyaobe solo
>>78259334
I don't like thots
>>78259359
yes
>>78259340
Nigger the only way to enjoy being drunk is by fucking a girl
>>78259282
>Not fucking women taller than you
my tummy hurts
>>78259361
But they like you, Clackamas
>>78259371
>T*ll Women
>>78259399
no they don't
>>78259370
can't do that while being drunk
Who is ready for the singularity?
>>78259401
>Porkistan
>>78259409
Okay you got me
What they like is your cock
>>78259412
I did it countless of times, yes you can
>>78259422
Manlet
>>78259443
>I did it countless of times, yes you can
my dick will burn with the feeling of urination if i ever do anything while drunk
>>78259452
Is this a white man's thing?
I like havarti
>>78259444
trips confirms
BTFO he's literally on the verge of tears
>tfw no friends to get drunk with
>tfw no friends
>>78259463
no, it's rare enough to never be mentioned in the common world yet surprisingly common http://www.steadyhealth.com/topics/penis-burning-sensation-mainly-after-ejaculation?page=1
only occurs after drinking so it obviously isn't an std
>>78259509
loser
>>78259509
I got drunk by myself tonight
It was alright desu
>>78259509
>never check phone because no one ever tries to get in touch
>friend asked me over for drinks 2 hours ago but I didn't see it until now
>>78259420
soon
KEEP YOUR ELECTRIC EYE ON ME
Remember whatcom
he died
>start watching Field of Lost Shoes
>not even 10 minutes in and a governor's son is crying at the tragedy of a slave auction
dropped
shit cg too
>>78259717
rip
>>78259717
lol finally
you guys missed me right?
^ don't give him any (You)s
>>78259721
>boreball movies
you did this to yourself
if you dont like Sandlot or Field of dreams, you quite literally have a sub 65 iq
>>78259634
Pretty scary thought though tbqh
FINE DON'T TALK TO ME
@78259764
It's not even about bestball you fucking spic.
Die.
>>78259804
calm down, nerd
>>78259826
I told you not to give him any (You)s, fuck face.
>>78259826
haha yeah I am calm
back from the bar
i'm not going to make anymore "Business Idea" posts
business idea: post bad business ideas to trick floridians into doing my bidding
>>78259923
it'll never work. i don't spend money when i'm drunk and i'm not stupid when i'm sober
dead
>>78259972
no u
rate my ex
well, I dont have the old pic for some reason, but this is always good for sparking up debate
^don't give him any (You)s
v don't give him any (You)s either
I'm a loli. Tell me how you feel about Taco Bell.
what the fuck is trump thinking
>>78260083
I never tried taco bell but ur cute
>>78258570
I just beat my dick three times in a row in 15 minutes and now my cock hurts, what do /cum/
>>78260092
*blushes*
tfw posted too late to be a loli
>>78260103
Nerd
>>78260083
The last good shitty/cheap fast food place. You can actually fill up for $5. BK and McDonalds are starting to hit $10.
Went shopping around for robittusin gels, all stores were out. I had to order that shit online and have to wait a few days. Hopefully my one reliable store still has them because I love getting blasted off robitussin and drunk off some Redd's or some other fruity shit
If you don't self destruct you're a fucking normalcunt
>>78260103
get a replacement penis
Heading back to Charlottsville next weekend for university.
I swear if these fags show up again I will literally go defecate in the street to chase people away with the smell. You have been warned
>>78260083
Taco Bell is not only cheap as hell, but also is the tastiest and probably healthiest fast food on this planet
Been meaning to eat there more often
>>78260190
*shows up again*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3s-ZkLGaS4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SVHj64ltMb8
>>78260204
One final warning! My roommate was reduced to watery eyes and gagging last time he caught a whiff of my bowel movements
>>78260268
You think that'll deter me?
>>78260190
t. Pajeet
tfw you get depression after you come back to gw2 after 3 years and no familiar, fun commanders are in WvW
>>78260309
>getting depressed on a sunday when you have class in the morning the next day
i fucking hate reddit so god damn much
>>78260190
I won't care til it comes to Richmond. Might be soon of they decide to remove some of the iconic monument avenue confederate statues. And I live right in front of the JEB monument.
I wouldn't protest in downtown Richmond if I was the klan though, fuck there are waaaay too many gangs. People will get shot. Gang violence and shootings have been so bad this year
>being back in uni already
>>78260345
>tfw literally just finished summer classes and have to prep for fall class already
J U S T
>>78260333
I wouldn't mind this shit if liberals actually cared as much about islam terrorism
>>78260320
i felt that way after 6 years of programming and math
and then i took an art class
wowee i am comfortable, relaxed, and actually happy for once in my life
>tfw only taking one class this semester
Enjoy your time at college. Work sucks ass
>>78260466
>take 1 class instead of 3
>equally stressed
How It's Made is a good show
just ate 2 cookies and downed an entire glass of milk
>>78260466
then you dont get financial aid
>>78260472
I might like work more than taking classes I think. I hate studying
>>78260472
Usually the opposite is true.
>>78260490
2%?
>>78259399
>But they like you(r money)
ftfy
I think I've played like 6 hours total of vidya this past week
>>78260511
You should still have more free time.
At least you can decide how much you want to study. Work is always 100% of the time at a minimum, 40 hours of your week. I workes 48 hours this week. I basically just eat, workout, work, and sleep at this point
>>78260513
always
>>78260538
I've played less and less and less and mostly binge on new releases like TWWH Norsca or other rare games.
Nothing bad will happen if I take my nightly 400 miligrams of benadryl after drinking 1(one) beer, right?
>>78260490
I'll be fine
>>78260511
>>78260512
I prefer studying to work
>>78260577
Fucking 400 milligrams? That shit must be destroying you anyway. I take 50 mg a night, and that much is totally safe even when shitfaced but 400 mg is enough to make you psychotic without booze
when will science find a cure for swamp ass
>>78260547
Take some time off senpai!
imagine getting 100k in debt for a useless degree then working at mcdonalds until youre 80 to pay it off
imagine getting 100k in debt for a "useful" degree but not landing a job because you arent part of the good old boys network
>be canadian
>get cucked
>I prefer studying to work
>>78260333
It's extremely scary how anti-white it is, they literally have subreddits with 10k+ points on upvotes for shit like this, but when muslims rape and kill eachother in European countries no one says shit.
>>78260619
>400 mg is enough to make you psychotic without booze
I wake up in the middle of the night feeling slightly delirious on occassion, but nothing major
Most people start hallucinating at 400 but I don't really feel anything, I think I have a high tolerance for it
>>78260629
Lmao. I have only accumulated 5 days of paid time off with the year in its final quarter. The americans get no time off meme isn't a meme at all.
>Going to university
>Having a job
Hmm. N.O spells no honey.
>giving 5 days of labor per week to some kike youve never met
FOB
>>78260659
Man why don't you take lower doses? I never go past 50 mg/night even as I grow a high tolerance. It still does what I want it to
FONT
>giving your business's money away to some goy you've never met
bags of milk
Love Britain, hate America.
>>78260786
Fuck America
Call me babe, plz
So I want to create websites for people for money. Should I put out ads on craiglist and not report my earnings to the IRS? What's the most amount of money I could make that could be easily hidden?
Or should I run an ecommerce site and actually make products, and go the legitimate route?
Give me business ideas, /cum/. I took this shit to /biz/ but they only ever fucking talk about cryptos
>>78260819
Who the fuck is in net. Embarrassing af
Fuck Canada
we only need government at a national level to deal with other national governments. it has no relevance to the daily lives of citizens.
the entire concept is inherently corrupt
Wish I had a death note
>>78260767
Insomnia
I take the benadryl and 6 mgs of melatonin most nights and I still usually take at least half an hour to fall asleep, sometimes a full hour and sometimes two or more
I had a hydroxyzine prescription a while ago, 100 capsules and they helped but I went through them all in like two weeks and only have 1 refill on it that I don't want to take out in case my insomnia gets even worse and I really need it
>>78260837
Welfare
>>78260835
*fucks u*
>>78260837
Then who enforces property rights?
>>78260829
England's Brave Joe Hart
>>78260814
if you want to make good money and not just a living, you need to report your income
you cant get a loan for important investments otherwise
>>78260848
Edgiest post IT T
>>78260855
split the us up into equally wealthy parts and it can be handled locally
>>78260868
local gov
Wish I saw u in a dark alleyway at night so I could grip my strong hands around ya fuckin neck and squeeze till ya eye balls pop out. Cunt!
Feel like shit /cum/. I cheated on my girlfriend earlier this week. When she got back today she just snuggled up to me and said she missed me so much. My heart hurts. I don't want to tell her what I did but its killing me already
>>78260848
Same
>>78260851
Man you know you now are reliant on all of that just to get any sleep at all
>>78260921
>its killing me already
is this some kind of fictional drama
normal people don't feel guilt to the point of obsession
I almost had a stroke today. That's the last time I order a large chocolate shake with a food combo
>>78260948
I just feel like a scumbag
Rather, I am a scumbag.
>>78260921
You are a fucking dog
>>78260921
maybe you should cut your balls off so you dont act like an animal with 0 self control
>>78260890
Who is going to enforce that? Who's going to split it up?
>>78260921
Fuckin cunt tell her the truth
>>78260873
I honestly just want to make a living. I want to be able to pay rent (I live in a cheap apartment so it's just $339/mo right now) and for gas and food and shit, and if I want I'd like to have money to give to charity. But I don't care about fancy cars or clothes or anything
just did a shave
gnight /cum/
>>78260921
You don't deserve her anon. Now you will have no gf and some rebound huge black cock is gonna plow her while you discover the herpes you caught from your indiscretions.
Just found out my birthday is the same day I was born
Mind blown
There is literally nothing wrong with cheating. Its boring doing jt with one perspn
>>78261062
Absolutely true desu
t. chad
shart piss toilet is not my president
>>78261070
you are wrong neighbor. the purpose of intercourse is to show love and have deep intimacy with someone. doing it with randos takes away the meaningfulness
t. cuck idiot who's gf wants to wait until marriage
>>78260942
Yes I know, it's a vicious cycle
I can get it back to normal through effort and perserverance but as soon as I have one night of troubled sleep, I start medicating and then it snowballs night by night from there once again
>>78261106
The purpose of intercourse is to get a nut out nigga
Or show love but I have no gf and will never know love again so thats neither here nor there
>cheat on your partner
>justify it afterwards by feeling bad about yourself instead of just not doing it in the first place
Normies are pathetic
Should I try this dmt lads
Hon hon hon joie de vivre, c'est la vie.
>>78261175
>NEETs telling me about sex
>ever
get out of my /cum/ you autistic fuck
>>78261202
I'm not a NEET I'm just bad with women
>>78261177
How about you try DEEZ NUTZ!
>>78261175
I let my own lust take control of my judgement. I won't deny that I have no self control. I wish I didn't do it. Have you had sex? It can be difficult to resist
>>78261236
Virgins should be outlawed desu
The era of the chad has begun
>>78258570
>Giant girls edition
isn't that regular girls edition for North America?
>>78261242
Stop being such a whiny faggot, either embrace who you are or change who you are
You can't just continue down your path justifying everything you do with a "woe is me", that's how people become junkies and alcoholics
>>78261242
I have sex, but only with my girlfriend because I love her.
My themesong
https://youtu.be/WKNhDqDRXlw
>niggers
How jealous are you right now?
You will never be this close to a girl.
>tfw born white just in time to experience the worst that it's ever been to be white
can't wait for another semester of college
>>78261265
Her height is 6'3", she's probably taller than you
Shut the hell up
>>78261992
>born in 1940
>great time to grow up white
>no internet
>born in 1990
>shit time to grow up white
>internet
Why do the gods taunt us, buds?
>>78261992
>the worst that it's ever been to be white
what? twitter jokes?
>born just in time for humanity to achieve biological immortality
suck it oldniggers
>born just in time to suck ur dick
>>78262388
post boypussy
baka gaijin
>>78262443
no.
>live in charlottesville
why do these retards have to be here
>Some irrelevant dictatorship spouts empty threats like it whenever it need some money and tries to flex a little
>"F-FIRE AND FURY LIKE THE WORLD HAS NEVER SEEN" says the yellow baby
>actually homegrown terrorism happens on American soil
>"let's like...stand together and unite that would be nice I guess"
This guy is such an embarrassment
>>78263142
>Engrish
>>78263207
yes make American great again I love the yellow trump
>>78263207
>>78263263
fuck off non-americans
>Trillions of dollar for the war machine while Americans on American soil are dying like flies from poverty and an ever ongoing drug epidemic that worsens with every passing day
Why is it so easy to grant another few billions for war but education and an improvement of the quality of life in America is something that seemingly just can't get any budget?
Why is it that there seems to be absolutely no way to bundle a few million dollars and finally end the water crisis in Michigan?
>>78263495
>criticises america this much while also planning to move to america
huh
>>78263616
it's baiting hours, aus
>>78260921
exsolente bait
So, has Trump made America better?
yummy yummy i want cummy in my tummy
If castrating at an early age ensured putting decades more of healthy years on your life, would you do it?
>>78264848
Stop trying to justify for having a mutilated penis
To all the sad, self hating, morally corrupt people who marched in Virginia. You are deeply misguided, you are not American, you are not right and you are not welcome. That may be hard to take, but it is indeed true. And to @realdonaldtrump, this event needed a clear and searing statement from you, citing your disapproval. By not doing that, you support this behavior. You are awful and weak and "SAD", all the stock adjectives that you call the people that scare you. That is what YOU are. You are making the world worse. This entire administration is making the world worse. This isn't about politics anymore. I will not stand by and watch this happen. My daughter deserves better. And so does yours.
Is Tennessee /ourstate/?
>the best generations of vidya have gone by
What would be the capital city of the CSA country?
Austin? Atlanta? South DC? Another city?
>>78265928
Chattanooga
>>78265928
Atlatnat most likely, biggest city there. I doubt a confederacy of today would include all the former confederate states. I don't see Florida joining, and Texas is too autistic about being it's own country itself. Virginia is more like a Northern State than it ever was before nowadays. The parts that are basically an extension of D.C. would likely refuse. West Virginia is it's own weird Appalachian culture, they don't like anybody but their fellow mountain folk in all honesty.
>>78266352
Atlanta*
"Shit was hilarious" is something more likely to come from the mouth of an African American or a white American?
>>78266759
White American
>>78266759
African Americans would say "that shit was lokey fire my nigga das some clout shit GANG GANG"
*Strolls In*
Yanks
*Strolls Out*
>>78266759
White American, Blacks would say it with so much jive/ebonics you wouldn't even know they were speaking english.
>>78267061
Kys paki
>>78267225
Blacks would say something like "shit had me in tears"
>5 new steve vids in the past week
>>78267823
he's literally more autistic than the cringiest weeb cosplayer
>>78268028
not even close
>>78268579
fuck this whole avocado meme
white people are retarded
they taste like shit anyway
>i'll never be a hot sexy male stripper
>bash the fa--
>kill them al--
>punch na--
>make nazis scared ag--
>>78269007
lol is that a person he's dragging away or the bumper
oh well it's the bumper
A fat security making place for me
Soon as I touch down in old L.A.
He said, "Oh, my God, you look just like Shakira!
No, no, you're Catherine Zeta."
"Actually, my name's Marina."
Your mind is just like mine
All filled up with things benign.
You're looking for the golden lie.
American queen is the American dream
American queen is the American dream
I have come to realize and accept that I have bipolar disorder...Wtf do I do? I just lost my job and have no insurance now? I want temporary disability benefits so I can get my shit together.
I'm obsessed with the mess that's America
I'm obsessed with the mess that's America
I'm obsessed with the mess that's America
I'm obsessed with the mess that's America
>>78269522
I don't think of Canada
Nsjsjs
I want to be a American girl
I want the boys to see me twist and twirl
It's my Birth Day!!!
>>78270051
4 u
>>78270086
t-thanks
When will WASPs stop discriminating against italo Americans?
*lets denmark peek up my skirt*
*hands out drug pills*
Thanks for coming to my party.
>>78270407
Thanks for inviting me
>>78269375
just smoke weed my dude
>>78270438
You are very welcome.
I like smoking weed
I like riding steeds
>>78270382
uhhh....
>>78270737
Take off her skirt...
You know you want to make her hurt...
Come on, plant your fucking carrot in the dirt!
>>78270782
*Gives you ecstasy pills*
sing more
*starts singing dirty songs with Canada*
We match really well ;)
>>78270841
This is not singing this is a rap
This is what makes you wanna fap
This booty I know you want to tap
But not matter what, this booty is not meant for small saps
>>78270936
My fingers in it, gentle
Explore this nigga mental
I'mma write my name on his dick
Don't need a pen or a pencil
All I need is my body
>bumped into someone today
>they said "sorry m'am"
why
>>78271163
That's hot
for a thot
>muslims kill a bunch of people
meh
>blm kills a bunch of cops
meh
>white guy killed a person with his car
REEEEEEEEEE THIS IS THE WORST THING THAT HAS EVER HAPPENED
>>78271362
fuck muslims, fuck blm
white people are superior
>>78271362
Would you rather prefer they show nonchalance to all of these situations?
>>78271422
Yes, the only thing anyone should ever do is shrug Thier shoulder's, not call for the death of White men
>>78271406
Stole the words out of my mouth
>>78271362
>it's not okay to commit murder unless you're white
shut up idiot >>>/pol/
>>78271453
Any crime, irregardless of the motive itself is a violation of rights of an individual or possibly group that must be equipoised on the scales with the weights of justice and liberty.
>go to bed past 12am
>forget that it's the next day
>expect to wake up on a monday
>>78259241
>namefagging
ha gay
おはよう ございます!
>>78271570
>>78271573
Give me one reason why this thing should be allowed to live?
>>78271776
it'll never reproduce anyways
Lauren Southern is quite cute
>>78271776
Every human life is precious to God
>NAZIS OMG OMG
>Communism is great, nobody has ever suffered unjustly under a communist
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>78271865
That thing ain't human no more
It's a gommie
>>78271865
jej