Make my schedule

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>>78257605
Go shooting
Go to a county fair
Eat a footlong turkey leg
Watch a football game
Etc.

>>78257799
>go shooting
ooh that's a good one. Too bad I don't have any guns

>>78257605
1. Ride 4or3 wheelers on the sand dunes in Arizona
2.Yosemite National Park
3. GO TO ANY FAMOUS STEAKHOUSE
4.GO TO LAS VEGAS AND TRY WEED WHILE WALKING around the casinos
5.HOOKAH BAR
6.TRY LSD OR ECSTASY AT A RAVE
7.rent jet skis and ride at the beach
8.go to a rock concert
9.take him to Buffalo Wild Wings
10.take him to a monster truck or dirt bike show

>>78257605
11. Baseball game
12. surfing
13. racecars
14. state fairs
15. Wienershnitzel

>>78257605
Take him to the sizzler or something. Some place with massive portions so he eats at least 1500 calories for lunch.
Then go for a drive in a beat up 70/80's pickup that burns as much oil as gas.
Shop at Walmart, buy ammo
Throw all the plastic packaging away in the trash without recycling
Head to the dump after stopping at the drive through for a couple 6 packs of some swill
Shoot rats and get drunk
Head home

>>78258656
Head home, watch some nascar
Engage in gay sex, caz thats OK now

Let a nigger fuck his girlfriend

>>78258924
this is reserved for true americans

Shoot him

Make sure to give him some laxatives before shopping. He might need help for the first time.