Excuse me, sir, do you have a moment to talk about Jesus Christ?

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>>78257311
I'm Lutheran and not looking to convert to anything else.

>>78257311
>I am also Christian and don't want to be rude
Make it quick, my burgers are getting done.

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>>78257311
they are so smart looking their religion must be good haha

>>78257311
metete a jesus bien en el orto y pegate un escopetazo en la huevos puto de mierda.

>>78257311
>doorbell rings at 7:00am on a Saturday
>ignore it and fall back asleep
>doorbell rings frantically for 30 seconds
>getup and answer the door hoping it is not Jehovahs witnesses
>Excuse me, sir, do you have a moment to talk about DEEZ NUTZ?

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>>78257311
>religion at all

>>78257311

I was just celebrating my birthday, care to join?

>>78257311
No, thanks. I have no time, sorry.

what the fuck is a jehova?

*sniffs petrol

*collects welfare

>>78257311
*U N Z I P S D I C K*

>>78257311

The sign on the door says "No Soliciting". That includes you.

There are two American mormons in my little town. They've been here 15+ years and are part of that missionary movement they have

They're ALWAYS together, starting to think they might be gay desu

>>78257311
Yes I do but not about Joseph smith

>>78257311
Tell them that youre jewish an the leave on their own. Works with mormons too