/brit/

alri

feel so grotty but i don't want to shower at this hour

Got no friends haha

>>78255628
Take a shower you smelly bastard

why do people here not take showers, immensely satisfying
have to stop myself from showering all the time

that meteor shower didn't bother going over preston, don't blame it though, no hard feelings at all.

hello, long time

please help me come with a better sentence other than this:

>Whose hand is this that tries to reach me?

I mean, something more smoother, or poetic

>>78255656
>>78255658
i often shower twice a day, i feel grotty because i'm so sensitive to it

worlds collide
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7eQOuaVtHoI

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Shower twice a day.

Best way to start and end the day.

>>78255654
Ill be your friend.

>>78255654
same, only you guys

>>78255628
rank basterd

>>78255677
Whose hand is trying to reach me?

This hand trying to reach me, whose is it?

>>78255677
whose bloody hands that?

babestation

>>78255707
bugger off

>>78255694
i shower as many times as i want you little bitch!

>>78255701
>>78255706
Thanks

watching a bloke look for ufos, know he won't find owt though because it would have been in the news.

Hand, of whomst've'd & whence'd it cometh?

>almost played ASMR Darling to a car full of normie girls
Jesus Lord above, I didn't stop sweating for at least an hour afterwards

>>78255694
this but wait at least two and a half hours before taking your morning shower

>>78255732
Take a shower right now cunt

>>78255677
Who tf

kfc
watermelon
grape soda
chicken
in prison
food stamps
ghetto
not having a father
jays
jordans
yeezies
40 ounce and lawn chair
basketball
koolaid
welfare
beats by dre
dodge charger
worldstar
saggy pants
metro pcs
footlocker
dollar scratchers
newports
slave
raping
smacks lips

>>78255677
Hand reaching to me, to whom do you belong?

>>78255760
How did that happen

Tell us the story I love stories :)

>>78255760
goes through me that asmr stuff, can hear all the spit in their mouths

>>78255779
>>78255727
>>78255715
thanks

>>78255677
>Who grabbed me by the pussy?

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>>78255785
muh nigga

Le sigh...

>>78255799
>>78255812
thank you

>>78255821
*shakes head* This is why we can't have nice things, people.

need a poo!

ex-gf hardly ever showered. used to quite enjoy her girl stink

>>78255802
They wanted some choons on that I don't have in my phone and when I was trying to put a song on, I accidentally tapped a suggested ASMR Darling video instead. Luckily it had a 5 second fade in so I was able to catch it. Genuinely think I would've killed myself if I hadn't caught it.

Chicken without seasoning
Kale smoothie
Salad
Rape
War
Imperialism/Theft

>>78255840
daddy!

https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1502591728503.webm

>>78255842
dirty geezer

Whose is this hand which tries to reach me?

>>78255765
why?

On my phone lads, can anyone tell me what flag this is >>78255821 ? Cheers.

>>78255842
nasty fuck

what's the point of animal conservation? isn't it just the equivalent of trying to preserve individual snowflakes in a storm?

>>78255832
tbqh (to be quite honest) mate, your original one was far more poetic than theirs

>>78255874
'Tis I, good sirrah.

>>78255842
buttfucked this slutty girl on the bathtub, it was quite difficult

>>78255874
aussie

>>78255870
Wake and bake & food

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>>78255785
>40 ounce and lawn chair

>>78255874
poo peeland

~Live, laugh, love~

Imagine how much propaganda and advertising is rattling around in your brain without you knowing, making you think stuff they want you to think. Everyone thinks they're immune to it but I doubt anyone really is.

It's pretty creepy when you think about it.

>>78255851
Do you remember what video it was

>>78255899
degenerate sc*m

how dare someone have a different point of view to my own!

I wear my heart on my sleeve lads. It's just who I am.

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>just be yourself bro

>>78255930
*runs them over in a car*

>>78255918
Wow. You must be so insightful. So peaceful. Such serenity emirates from your aura. I wish I was as intelligent as yourself.

>>78255929
*laughs at you*

I think it's a bit incorrect to say Hitler caused the creation of anime. Saying so would put him wholly responsible for the start of WWII. While that may be the case, the reason WWII started was because of the outcome of WWI and Hitler's dissatisfaction with the Treaty of Versailles. So if we really want to go a step further, the reason WWI started was because of the assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand by Gavrilo Princip. But not so fast! Had Ferdinand's driver had not taken a wrong turn, Mr. Princip would have not had the opportunity to commit the act. So therefore, whoever Ferdinand's driver was initiated the circumstances that led to the creation of anime.

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>>78255598
Anons keep telling me that I'm not white...
Please,
Give me an honest opinion

>>78255886
kek, okay
i will use it then

>>78255971
Muzzie scum

>>78255959
will /pol/ ever recover?

>>78255971
you're not white you're a rasheed tonto mix

>>78255971
>ireland
You aren't white.

>>78255930
we need a way to stop this! how about calling their opinions 'hate speech'? yeah, that's it!

>>78255927
YouTube history says "Relaxing head massage, face and scalp massage"

>>78255971
'sheed

>>78255969
*looks down at you from my elevated state of morality*

Lads anyone know a white grime group from about 2008 who made absolutely awful music yet chavs always fucking played them? Can't remember their name and it's driving me mad

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Fit birds waving to the camera on the Duval Street, Key West normie cam.

http://www.liveduvalstreet.com/

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>"you aren't"
>not "you're not"

>>78256025
donk

>>78256025
n dubz?

>>78256031
get the cats meow cam on lad, some fit dixie lasses do karaoke on there

>>78256025
https://youtu.be/ckMvj1piK58

was it these homosexuals?

GO HOME AMI AMI GO HOME

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>>78256018
drugs aren't degenerate

Just had a big poo

>>78256046
>>78256059
yeah that's it

fuck me it brings back some memories

>>78256047
two of them are black?

>>78256064
druggie degenerates should be imprisoned for 10 years minimum

>>78256059
this song isn't bad

>>78256099
not an argument

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>>78256048
You star, this is quality. Link won't go throught the filter but it's easy to find on Earthcam.

Now playing: Pic related

>>78256099
good post
fucking hate the DUDE WEED types that literally every stoner is like

what do nice guys get?

Guyana is the best country in the world

oh god some twat just shared a post on facebook of someone's miscarriage

>>78256127
yeah mate i've tried posting it before, seen some sights on there.

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>TFW you realize that the cruelest joke of the world is that NEETs have unlimited time but no motivation, desire or money while wagies have NO time but money and desire

love it when I use a term like "degenerate scum" ironically then some yank comes in with steam hissing out of his ears at the sound of serious discussions

mental that lads will give their money away to twitch streamers

some of those slags make a lot of money

going on a 2 month tour of south east asia to find myself lads

>>78256169
used to donate to one (male) to play songs that said nigger edited in the middle of them

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Yasssssssssss

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>>78256153
Was thinking of hitting the sack but this has got me going for another beer. It's 9:52pm in New Orleans, these slags are already pissed and playing up on their Saturday night. Reckon it's gonna be a good night.

>>78256215
a world without lawyers ...

going on a 2 week holiday in cambodia to do drugs and shoot guns lads

>>78255755
I watched an ufo last year, it was kind of scary

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>>78256215

going on a 2 day patronage to thailand to shag some ladyboys with thailad

>>78256240
did this and ended up not doing any of that and getting bummed by a ladyboy

gay peruANO

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Rocky IV had some choons

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOXaPE6gklI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kc71KZG87X4

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too anxious to enjoy life
feel I have so little energy to mmake lasting improvement to my lifestyle

>>78256273
well what do you want us to do about it?

>>78256215
First drivers, now lawyers. Once we get serious AI integrated into society, a lot of people are gonna become redundant overnight.

Wonder what kind of investment opportunities this could afford an enterprising man who sees a large emerging market early...

>>78256273
Drop out and go on ESA

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>>78256251
enjoy lad

>muh ai takeover
is there a more boring, brainlet topic to discuss?

>>78256307
sounds like a really bad idea

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>>78256217
It's hard to turn off once it's on, not many webcams like it. Was a midget on the other night.

>>78256273
same. got anxious in lidl earlier today because it was a big supermarket

>>78256311
4 2 3 1

>>78256307
walked into the job centre from my appointment 3 weeks late and told them i forgot I was on the dole

got recommended for ESA on the spot

was pretty funny

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKQwgpaLR6o

Absolute choon

>>78256339
which cam is it
cats meow balcony?

>>78256366
>boadicea
never trust a woman

babestation

>>78256376
No, karaoke cam.

oh youre not educated, employed or in training? so what exactly do you do every day?

>>78255992
Nobody in my family is Muslim

>>78256337
Why?

>>78256402
I practice my art

right check this right yeah: there are pills with lights and cameras on them and they go in your stomach so you can see in your stomach
weird yeah right but its true right yeah

>>78256273
>>78256342
NLP, and self hypnosis. If you're anxious about social contact, read How to Win Friends and Influence People as well. These three things helped me immensely. Mate of mine also swears by CBT, I never spend much time on it, having already sorted myself with the above.

The Silva Method is the best way I've found to induce trance, it's on Pirate Bay.

NLP stuff here:
http://www.planetnlp.com/nlp_exercises.html

>>78256402
uhhhh dude I could be learning a language or training in the gym and bettering myself lol stupid wagie I have all the freetime in the world to do amazing things you couldn't dream of that's why I spend 12 hours a day on an anime imageboard haha

Every nigga out there wanna be down with the crew

>>78256402
lay in bed and watch TV and movies

wouldn't mind having a crack at some solid 5s down goblin lane

>>78256402
wake up
lean over and switch on my computer
go take a piss
grab a drink
go back to computer and sit all day
play vidya/watch anime/watch twitch/browse
fap
take dog out at midnight so i dont have to pick up shit
go to sleep at 5-6am
repeat

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Matched with Andrew Castle's (the tennis commentator) hot daughter on bumble, talking to her now and she can actually hold a conversation, feels nice

Bit weird considering I listen to his LBC show on a semi-regular basis, probably not gonna tell her that tho

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>>78256402
I masturbate all day

Socialism is the next step in the evolution of human civilization, it might take 100 years, it might take 1000 years, but eventually the whole world will become socialist, and then true communism can be implemented

spent the night drinking red wine and watching the Perseid

then I went indoors and shitposted on 4chan while listening to teenage Japanese girls sing cute things

would give literally anything to be blueblood

just got in
feelin a bit FUCKED

ran outside and booted a fox into some cunts car

annoying little runts wont shut the fuck up

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waiting for universal income

hate being a neet
can't escape now though
been a neet for too long
nobody will hire me

>>78256471
cannot imagine having gimpy photos like that of myself.

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>>78256496
you ok?

>>78256503
screaming

>>78256339
Really fun, light atmosphere. Never given karaoke a chance before, but I'm starting to see the appeal, you have to get over yourself, stop taking yourself seriously, and seeing people do that puts a smile on my face. The emcee is a character as well. Love it, reckon this is my new fave cam.

>>78256504
howling at this

how does the government think giving everyone free money will solve problems?

surely they dont get that if you gave everyone free money the price on things would go substantially up

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>depression

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>>78256504

how do you beat depression?
with alcohol, i'm feeling pretty good about myself right now 2bh

>>78256527
>surely they dont get that if you gave everyone free money the price on things would go substantially up

but that's nonsense

>>78256512
literally any agency will hire you to do shitty manual labour on a zero hour contract with little to no guarantee of ongoing work

enjoy

>went to the doctor for anxiety and depression
>measured my blood pressure
>it's high
>says I probably have type 2 diabetes despite not having sugar in my urine or any symptoms
>wants me to take blood tests and do a 24hr blood monitor
>literally made my anxiety 100x worse now because of him

Doctors are fucking quacks. He can fuck off with his blood tests, supposed to be fasting Sunday from 9pm to 9am Monday and it's not happening, not doing it

lads im fucked up, rlly need a what what rn

can i get a what what

>>78256525
Not sure if a place like this would work over here. Too many dickheads.

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>>78256450
iktfb

>>78256542
>literally any agency will hire you to do shitty manual labour on a zero hour contract with little to no guarantee of ongoing work
I don't see the point of that

Crapitalists literally have no solution to all the people who will be unemployed by creeping automation haha

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>going to the doctor

>>78256517
What do you mean by gimpy photos? She's an actual actress in the west end, can imagine shots like that are part and parcel

>>78256545
u got the 'beetus pal

>>78256548
wot wot

>>78256557
Literally had to go to the doctor in order to keep my bennies hahah

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This one always gives me the chuckles

>>78256512
Join the forces

>>78256554
it's easier to find a job when you already have a job

so just do the zero hour contract agency work so you can say that you're doing something and have a reference on your CV

Business idea: go to karaoke and sing like tim

quite fond of vim. it's like a game. you try to build a really useful command which you can then repeat all with one key, like a combo. p fun. whats the official text editor of brit?

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-40861204

fucking angry at this lads

some ugly looking working class runt from glasgow becomes a "top model" because he has a ugly/hot dumbo runt face

fucking hate this

>>78256157
Joke's on you, I'm a wagie with money and time but no desire

>>78256573
no

>>78256581
>it's easier to find a job when you already have a job
it's like getting a shag

>>78256551
You get stuff like this here in the north, in working class areas where nobody gives a fuck. Seen it first hand as a musician. You need a talented emcee who'll throw good banter around, especially at people who are turning their nose up. Helps to have a good DJ. The crowd needs to be up for it as well though.

TUNE

i've loved you all along

>>78256584
Microsoft Word

anyone remember the cuckio meme

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>>78256614
can i get a hug

hate working

never had a job

staying on the dole for life

>>78256584
Notepad++

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leaked photo of the suspect

>>78256586
Looks like a Jeremy Kyle candidate who got a makeover.

>>78256586
He looks like any random dodgy cunt trying to sell you coke at the urinal

>>78256624
how do you know you hate it if you've never tried it dumbo

>>78256621
*tries to reach my arms around you but can't even get halfway*

whoops seems like you're not eligible for a hug, buddy ol boy haha

all my socks have holes in them!

woe to me

im holey moley sockboy :(

>>78256635
everyone says work is shit

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Connor's dad is concerned that modelling is not a career that will last.

He says: "It does not take much talent to become a model.

"If you've got the look and know how to stand for the camera then fair enough. I don't look upon it as a career.

"Maybe I should but I wouldn't like it to last five years and then he's dumped and suddenly he's packing shelves in Asda."

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>>78256644

Work's alright

Men used to pursue wild animals now they pursue profit

Watching The Birds lads

>>78256584
A 40Mkhz oscilloscope

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Make Marlow Great Again

>>78256651
Proper dad that.

>>78256571
Grim

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real depression hours?

This is what American troops have died to protect. This is what "I will fight against what you say with every breath, but I will fight to my last breath for your right to say it!" fucking means. We don't get to selectively pick and choose which groups or rights we will defend. We don't get to scream out about how great our Constitution is, or how great our troops who die to defend it are, then turn around and use identity politics to condemn the group rather than conservative rationale to defend their rights protected by these vets and that document.

You either choose one or you choose the other, but you can't have both. One is a leftist ideology that fights based on feelings, emotion, and identity politics. The other is a conservative rationale based on facts, laws, and logic.
I'm tired of seeing both people and politicians scream at a group rather than, at the very least, simultaneously condemning the fact that a group, who had a lawful permit to assemble, should have been both guaranteed the right to assemble/ freedom to speak, and should have been guarded by the national guard itself if that's what it took to protect these rights.
I'm thankful that an African American conservative, Larry Elder on Twitter, spoke out on this issue. Even Bill Fucking Clinton spoke on this issue.

The fact that so many conservative politicians only used their platform to rail against the ideology while ignoring their duty to protect their right to voice it is fucking shameful and dishonorable to every American who has fought for their fucking right to say it.

>>78256687
Actually it's quite sunny and warm at the moment, very relaxing day

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>>78256687
no

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>>78254971
and where did I mention publicly listening to music (?)
complete 'tard.

>>78256687
>
nah feeling pretty GREAT!

>>78256687
turn that frown upside down :)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1IOO5wdPJk

>>78256557
You are to poor to visit a doctor, admit

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>>78256687

nothing wrong with packing shelves at asda

used to do nightshift packing the shelves

would listen to music and throw shit onto shelves

good money

>>78256651
ahh yes, the learned helplessness of the underclasses

>speedtest gives me 10mbs or less on my desktop
>speedtest gives me 50mbs+ on my phone

explain that

>>78256689
Hi there!

You seem to have made a bit of a mistake in your post. Luckily, the users of 4chan are always willing to help you clear this problem right up! You appear to have posted this inside /brit/, the general for British culture, but your post has nothing at all to do with British culture! Whoops! You should always remember to post about America on /cum/, the general for the United States, unless your post warrants a separate thread! Posting about America inside the general for British culture is poor form. You should always try to post about Britain, unless your identity as an American is absolutely vital to the post about Britain you're making!

Now, there's no need to thank me - I'm just doing my bait to help you get used to /brit/ culture!

>>78256720
the connection between your desktop and router is faulty

>>78256610
>people who are turning their nose up
That would be the main concern. Would give this lass in the white top and black trousers a seeing to ngl.

Best way to beat depression is to become an existentialist

>>78256734
dork

>>78256687
cheer up

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xggP4aH13_M

The connection between your mum and your dad is faulty

>>78256586
He's followed by an absolute babe I know as well, fuckin hell

>>78256746
>>78256749
fuck off

>>78256748
ahhh i see now
yes well scot flag is better than that silly little dunbarton postage stamp thing

>>78256765
Geek

>>78256716
what's better, 40 years of work as a plumber or 5 stellar years of work as a model, followed by 30 years of stacking shelves?

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>>78256648
Not everyone, some people love their jobs. But even as a musician, a fucking dream job, there are days you can't be arsed but get up and do it anyway because folks are counting on you. Every job will have difficult days, but you have shitty days as a NEET too (speaking from experience). Just don't take a job where every day, every minute of it is pain. I did telesales, cold calling people's landlines and trying to sell them double glazing. That was horrific, I lasted 2 weeks, did not enjoy a second of it. Everyone there looked like they would rather be dead. Getting grief from people over the phone is no way to make a living. Would rather be NEET than do that, but I'm starting to think there might be a job out there I can do without killing myself.

Working in a place like pic related looks like it would be a laugh.

make britain great again

MABA

got called a geek by my sister all my life

im not a geek

>>78256765
dumb idiot retard

>>78256716
because clearly you're a roaring success yourself

>>78256749
youre never at tube just sick to bastard to death of you!

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>>78256720
pleb

beginning to think depression might be real lads

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Think I'm going to go away somewhereon my own
Need to find somewhere comfy to stay for a bit

>>78256779
yes

I'm not even sure where they got their so-called "Dunbartonshire" flag from but it's not one I'm familiar with

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>>78256687
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7gutsi1uT4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8TrkCObypE

>>78256792
5 years as a model and 35 as a plumber?

>>78256792
5 stellar years of work as a model is all the work you'll ever need if you're financially responsible with a triple digit IQ

>>78256530
still pulling this face

>>78256853
those 5 years were critical. there's a reason you don't hear of many 40 year olds who get a comp sci undergrad going on to be star programmers

>>78256826
>the virgin media

>>78256822
Is my nature
T. Calypso

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>>78256826
based virgin lad

>>78256855
does he look like he has a triple digit IQ?

>>78256826
the virgin internet speed

a chad like myself requires nothing more than dial up

>>78256651
I work indirectly within the modelling industry and pretty much all models are aware of that, they're all looking to either get a secured long term contract with a global brand or get into management, gotta use the connections

>>78256805
Greek

>>78256916
Fag

>>78256911
chads don't use /brit/ lad

>>78256834
it happened about a year ago now but basically somehow an autist infiltrated the extraflag mod ranks and added all these non-existent """flags""" (in some cases literally just logos from local council websites) and no ones been bothered to delete them all since

>>78256885
youve missed tube for about a month in row
be there this coming weekend or literally dead

>>78256916
larping idiot

>>78256916
gay boy

>>78256926
I know a lad who fell for the London meme but got a job working in a place full of models. He's straight as a die and from what he tells me, it's paradise for a straight lad.

larping idiot gay boy

>>78256916
poofter

>>78256900
is that the max you can get? I can get 400mbps on virgin but not even bothered as 240mbps over wired is more than enough for me jej

>>78256911
ah yes, the country lifestyle

>>78256935
>flag intrigue
Reeeeeeeeee where is heptarchy flags then reeeeeeee reeeeeeeee reeeeeeeeeee reeeeeeeeeee reeeeeeeeeeéēə
tube yes maybe its just bloody hard getting up for these things u know

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Eh up lads, the fat lasses are on.

have developed a serious thing for brittany venti

this always happens with girls i'll never know irl and never with girl i know irl

ugh

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNXtqNNB77g

Absolutely cracking tune

>made in britain
http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/636722/sex-robot-on-sale-britain-covent-garden-london-synthea-amatus

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>>78256687

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>>78256993
the right one is peng
black one is foul

>>78256929
British mongrels BTFO

>>78256973
dunno I don't really care

the virgin cunts just phone every year and tell me about my package and give me a free upgrade or tell me if I want to upgrade to a slightly higher package on a better deal.

I pay for 120/10 but they give free upgrades and shit

Come on Anon, give us a smile!

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>>78257026

Ah yes the media ignored all of the violence at black lives matter protests but suddenly when a madman at a """ white supremacist """ march causes some carnage its all they'll talk about

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>>78257026

>go to work
>say hi to everyone
>do my work
>ask colleague about something
>"Aww look! anon is coming out his shell"
>...

fucking hate these cunts

>>78257015
>implying your ancestors weren't in europe while that was going on

>>78257026
:)
There it is lad

>>78257015
Yeah the genetic memory from the Mongol invasion of Britain still haunts me to this day

>>78257042
he did kill someone

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>>78257026

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>>78257026
Remember my dad used to always try to get me to smile for photos and I was literally incapable of it and he'd get so mad at me

Yeah I'm doing a poo. What of it?

Never had virgin anything
Wish i did
Must be so fun to ring them up for technical issues and say "hello, are you a virgin (representative)" hehehehehe

>>78256983
for all the utter shite he added it was the same autist that got rid of mercia, wessex and so on
and replaced it with stuff like this
http://stockbridgemus.dns-systems.net/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/TVBC-logo-supported-by-RGB.png
im not even joking thats an actual flag on the extension thats in use

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EG08c_lcCZE

proper tune

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>>78257026

>>78257042
minoritys on a hatemarch is less of a serious issue than the majority on a hatemarch

Why is /brit/ so fucking fast at 4:30??

>>78257047
Had something similar at work, told the person to go fuck themselves and stormed off

>>78257040
>>78257044
>>78257050

That's it boys. Just be yourselves

>>78257042
>paying any attention to the (((media)))

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>>78257026

>>78257068
Wtf why has this been allowed to happen
Kill him ahhh 10000000 rees

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>>78257026

>>78257042
When did BLM start running people over

>>78257098
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBS8rJvxnKo

>>78257112
is google broken?

>>78257047
>working a job where someone saying that is even a possibility

you can have your office job and get henpecked by women and benders while i lay bricks with the lads

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Right sort on stage at the time of screencap.

>roadhouse blues
Fuck yes. Wish I was a yank sometimes.

>>78257117
Yes

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>>78257026

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anyone got the wojak like this where he's half smiling but in the background there's a faded wojak who is sad

>>78257119
riley your unblemished office hands are as smooth as a baby's bum

>>78257130
fuck

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>>78257026

>>78257131
They are so fucking ugly aaaaaaa, at least here we have some cute indigenous, but Abos are disgusting

>>78257115
English (auto-generated)

>>78256926
>>78256942
>>78256950
>>78256970
I work in IT lads, calm down

>>78256965
Yeah that's pretty much me, although would hardly call it paradise

Most models are fucking weird, especially now with instagram and snapchat, they act completely different when there's a camera around jej

>>78257131
Used to live with the white equivalent of that guy. Woke up in the middle of the night once with him in my room, staring at me. I don't raise my voice often, but I gave him a right earful on that occasion.

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need a fat gf

>>78257170
what are models like

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>>78257124
would be fun to visit some backwater like new orleans for a few days/ a week
would actually look attractive compared to all these yanklets

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One day at school when I was 15 the Spanish teacher changed seats and this girl I was moved literally said "eww I don't want to sit next to him"

When I got home I went to bed and cried uncontrollably into my pillow

never got bullied by lads
only by girls

>>78257198
post face

I'm gonna have a date come on come on oh my god man

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Would you let your child go to an alt right rally?

>>78257210
wish a cute girl would bully me

riley>liam

>>78257224
feel bad for Samantha

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>>78257198
focus on getting your life straight so you can get a thai mail order bride when you're 40, it'll be ok

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nVZF2UOEi1Y

>>78257224
yes

any man in?

>>78257098
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MD8AlrqmdbU

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>>78256472
>>78255038
>“8 times in the past 24 hours”
Why?
How?

>>78257210
dunno about bullied but yeah, girls were always cunts to me
never trusted them or got on with them

>>78257187
The nicest ones I've met are honestly the black ones for some reason (think it's an inferiority complex honestly)

Yanks and Russians are the worst

>>78257273
Yeah

>>78257224
No because my son will have IQ +70, so he will be smart enough to not be "alt-right"

>>78257289
alri

one day at school we had to these folk dances for some retard reason

during p.e all the lads would dance together then some fat cunt bitch came and merged the boys and girls together

we had to hold hands with the girls and shit was proper gay

we didnt actually do it as none of the girls wanted to hold our hands and by ours i mean the ugly runts

the teachers noticed and physically forced us to hold hands with the next person that came around

it was the fittest girl in the class known to be a proper bitch, i was too scared and didn't touch her hands and the teachers were going around forcing the couples together

I kept my head down in shame and thats when it happened

she grabbed my hands and held them tight and we did the dance

she didn't look away or say anything bad like "ewww" or "ughhh i cant believe i have to do this"

that was when i was 15 i'm 21 now and still a turbo virgin but i'll never forget this

>>78257198
maybe she meant your attitude. You can fix that.

>>78257193
They go mad for a foreign anglo accent as well. Could have a great time, just need a load of cash. USA seems like heaven for rich people, hell for poor people.

>>78257310
read about 50%; scan read it you could say