>mfw Europeans can die from stepping on a land mine dating from WWI

>tfw cambodian

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>be european
>go for walk
>blow up

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>be european
>playing catch with dog
>dog steps on mine and blows up
ahahaha oh fuck imagine actually being a european

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>be american

>>78254184
Not true, feels good being the most peaceful country

>tfw American
>driving down the road
>someone fires a cannon
>die

>tfw American
>driving down the road
>someone fires a tank shell
>die

>tfw American
>walking down a random street
>accidentally cross the line into a military base
>shot on sight for being a spy

>tfw American
>sitting in my house
>f-16 flying over
>plane malfunctions
>crashes into house
>die

>tfw American
>at the beach
>B2 flying over to show off
>they drop their bombs by accident
>die

>tfw American
>accidentally walk onto a Nuclear Silo location
>shot on sight

>Be American
>Parents give birth to me without my consent

Fucking assholes

>>78254278
kek niggers BTFO

>>78254305
All of those happened to me this week.

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>>78254184
>be American
>go for a walk
>get run over by car
>pay 10,000 for ambulance to take you to 30 storey McHospital
>plane crashes into it
>die

>>78255259
Are you sick Italy? Your green and red look really pale!

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>>78255916
>be Mexico
>steal Italy's flag
>steal America's eagle