/cum/

I'll have sex one day

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misa

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Why do Arabs love shooting People?

>>78252898
[citation needed]

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Me on the outside

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>>78252898
I lost hope here.
Might not lose my v-card by the time I turn 30 in 5 years.

>>78252684

The country is on the verge of collapsing from debt, waste of time t.b.h

First for 康熙帝

I put the "sis" in irresistible
>>78252922
arabs are white

>cuts your achilles tendon with a pair of scissors

you now feel uncomfortable

>>78252982
saw this in a movie

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Me on the inside

>>78252977
No they aren't?

>>78252922
>Asians more violent than blacks
Crappy chart

So I have work in 6 hours, but I woke up early. Should I just stay up now that I am awake or should I try and go to sleep again?

>>78252982
I watched Hostel too 10 years ago.

>>78252962
yeah just like the US, right?

china is undefeatable

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>>78252977

>>78253010
i never watched it
i don't like violent movies

>>78253015

central planning economics does not work. Never has, never will

>>78252839
Yeah. That's not contradictory to the whole "Americans first" thing.

>>78253058
*Overtakes your GDP*

>>78253074
He also was SAD! posting after it happened too.

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Name a more alpha figure in all of history than the Taiping Heavenly King
Tip: You cannot

*grabs your mother's ass with both hands*

>>78253058
>China
>centrally planned economy

yeah i remember the 1950s too

>>78253097
SAD!posting is an integral part of Trump's online presence. SAD!

>>78253093
GDP by PPP is a meme metric

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ayy lmao

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天皇陛下万歳 !

just bought a bitcoin on sale

>>78253176
Shut up weeb.

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>she's still all in with BTC
Lmao I bet you can't even spell Ethereum

the crash of memecurrencies is inevitable and i will laugh at all the cücks who invested thousands of dollars only to see it turn into dust before their very eyes

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JUST DID SOMETHING I WAS NERVOUS ABOUT!

WENT WELL!

>>78253284
>mad his gaming cards cost 200% more
*yawn*
See you on the moon. Oh wait.

>>78253305
drivers licence?

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>>78253315

I got my driver's license when I was 17

Capitalism is a mistake

>>78252991
what's wrong with you?

i heard in america you only have to take a turn around pylons on a parking lot to pass your driving license test

Honestly scared of the day when automation will replace enough jobs to leave the majority of people unemployed

>>78253338
nah i got that earlier this summer

>>78253383
maybe in some states

>>78253388
won't happen

>>78253388
ain't gunna happen

>>78253392
asked for an allowance raise?

>>78253388
>make robots to fix the robots
human genocide when

>>78253383
For me I literally just had to show I could go above 60mph on the highway

>>78253448
Not a fan of genociding every human

>>78253463
abysmal post

Business idea: build robots to replace every human, then EMP them

>>78253460
sounds very silly

6th time this year a nog has cut me in line

Robot genocide when?

Business Idea: come up with a terrible gimmick and spam it constantly

>>78253518
I also paid 400 Dollars to take a driving course, which consisted of taking several tests together in a group

what are the odds of finding a soldering kit in a pawn shop

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have to open at 530 in the morning tomorrow
I dread it every week I wanna get out of here ahhh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f7uv0XwbIOY

>>78253548
never know unless you go there

Business idea: start several unironic pyramic schemes

Woah a race war just started in Virginia, why isn't cum talking about this

is terminator 2 the best film of all time?

idea: invent immortality but only a select group of "chosen people" have the technology to live forever and allow these elite superhumans to rule over the rest of humanity

>>78253383
they had me drive around to check if i knew traffic laws and when i had right of way
then they had me parallel park but i scraped the tire and failed the first time

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>cousin went to jail for domestic abuse
>I went to jail for assult/battery
Is my entire terrone family line subhuman?

>>78253564
i already checked one and a goodwill
nothing there

>>78253570
it doesn't start unless south carolina or massachusetts starts it

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business idea: enjoy life and get a gf this year

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VsCFCh5JpoE

not sure if a fan of

>>78253602
whose ass did you beat
storytime

>>78253542
sounds silly too

>>78253609
the latter defeats the former

>>78253570
virginia is subhuman

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>>78253540
praise KeK!

hi. Turkbro here. been awhile. how are you guys?

Found my GameCube after 11 years still works. Bought Paper Mario TTYD, Resident Evil 4, NHL Hitz 2002, Tales of Symphonia, and SSX3.

Any other GameCube games I should get cummies?

family guy is the rick and morty for trump supports

>>78253584
kek i completely bombed my first test too
never checked mirrors, just started going reverse while parallel parking without checking for traffic behind me, basically all the shit i could have done wrong i have done wrong

idea: live an unhappy but pious life and pray that there is a blissful afterlife

>>78253644
Business Idea: fuck off, chode

>>78253625
Some kid who was Laughing at me with his roasties, I snuck up and tackled him, his head hit the wall. I was 18 at the time so I was charged with battery plus the parents sued me. (They later dropped the charges). I now have a year of probation and anger management classes

Business Idea: convince toronto orthodox christianity isn't about asceticism

adventure time is the spongebob squarepants for gender fluids

i got a 70 on my driving test

Virginia: best poster to ever grace /cum/ and best state of the union
Coincidence?

Business idea: Rebel against the church and throw the entire continent into a war that lasts for decades

>>78253643
this. Fucking racists scum

>>78253713
>what is steven universe

>>78253713
AT is super cute

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Why was there a guy blowing owen hart when he died?

>>78253713

AT is shit. even Regular Show is better which is also shit.

Business idea: Remove all non-white citizens from Toronto

Business Idea: burn down churches and start praising Óðinn

>>78253750
He didn't want to be haunted

>>78253759
Logistics are going to be a problem

>>78253764
could work

>>78253759
I really really like this idea and would invest my life savings

>>78253759
so no change?

>>78253693
i got in quite a few fights when i was a kid and had to take anger management classes too. luckily im pretty mellow now, but i still feel like i couldnt help punching someone if the right bag of shit came along. the key is not to take offense at every comment people make and just dish it back to them verbally.

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>>78253759
>>78253778
Might as well remove toronto altogether at that point, would be much easier both material cost and labour wise.

Three people died in Charlottesville, some 32 year old shitlib whore and two cops serving ZOG and I am fucking giddy about it

>>78253791
That's just the thing I used to be able to shitalk with the best of them but as I got older I just got more angry and less patient

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>>78253802

>>78253802
I wish more of them died

>>78253759
>remove all cheap labor and tax cattle
Send this pipe dream back to the review board

business idea: sell real estate in urban centers to rich chinese businessmen at a high price

business idea: support black businesses

>>78253876
I would deny your loan tbqh

business idea: put fancy logos on sub-par articles of clothing and sell them at insane markups

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>tfw race war AND nuclear war will both happen in your lifetime
wouldn't want to miss this

Business Idea: start a race war

>>78253828
ah yes praise le based stickman!

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>ah yes praise le based stickman!

>business idea: buy apartments off slumlords and market them as minimalist hipster condos

>>78253876
Some niggers moved to my town and opened a cheesecake shop.
I haven't and will never be their customer

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Anyone else starting to get disillusioned by this country?

business idea:
write a couple of hit singles in the 60s but not really put any effort in to the rest of my music career

>>78253828
with luck some of those injuries might turn to fatalities

>32 year old "woman" was killed
Let's be candid for a sec, no goblin over 28 can be considered a "woman".

business idea:
start a band with my sister/girlfriend and split due to lack of getting along

Business idea: Pay exuberant amount of money to have my pop songs playing on all radios in America at least 40 times a day

>>78253948
>starting to get

>>78253948
do landwhales all respond to cars hitting them with the same stance

Business idea:

My boss keeps trying to get me to become a Nurse Practitioner. He says it's a good career choice but I think he just thinks I'm gay

thoughts?

business idea: buy up all the graphics cards and set them on fire and put it on youtube

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>>78253802
Good day

Business idea: become a janny and ban /cum/ threads forever.

>>78254033
It is a good job. All them boomers are gonna start needing their asses wiped in the next decade or so and you're just the man to do it

If we want to solve inflation, why don't we just print more money ??

id rather watch progressives get run over
socialists are okay in my book

Business idea: develop an interesting and magnetic personality

business idea: patent zyklon D

>>78254056
$150,000 for 20% equity

>>78254033
I think both
If you actually like it, it's pretty good and I guess there are a lot of upward/specialized jobs beyond that too
CNAs get to do all the dirty work

>>78254072
same shit different subreddit

>right protests
>seen singing with pastors
>peaceful
>"counter protest" shows up
>3 dead and more injured

hmmmm

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>>78254071
Mind. Blown.

>>78254091
socialists want economic equality
progressives want social equality

>>78254068
Nurse practitioners are different then regular runt nurses

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Business idea: breed with as many thots as possible

>>78254073
I love you

Public demonstrations were a mistake

Shan't be posting /brit/ gimmicks in /cum/

>>78254068
This. An EMT career would be good too

>>78254117
Oops forgot to change the namefield again

Anyone in Columbus? I need friends.

>>78254110
very few self proclaimed socialists don't want both

>>78254111
that doesn't fit my wiping bum narrative very well

business idea: ween cum off its y*llow fever

Business idea: tongue a brown girl's ass

>>78254092
the alt-right edgemeisters would become just as bad if they weren't a minority

>>78254168
Google business idea
>>78254199
Bad business idea

>>78254153
go to short north
go to bar
pretend to be gay
buy drinks for guys you want to be friends with
*get buggered*
have friends

>>78252948
Now I wonder what your inside is.

Business Idea: become a social pariah

i have an unhealthily large milf fetish

not sure why

>>78254206
https://youtu.be/qUCzC3tvo8Y

business idea: become taylor swifts human bidet

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>the alt rightfull edgemeisters would become just as bad if they weren't a minority

>>78254220
mommy issues

>>78254168
dumb idea

>>78254220
Throw a nigga a link damn

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>>78254220
I do too which has evolved into mature-boy porn often involving jordy

Business Idea: look up words before i post them so i don't sound like a redundant asshat, then convince all canadian posters to do the same

>>78254213
Sounds expensive desu.

I just want a friend to cook pasta for.

Was gonna have a wank earlier today, but I didn't

Things that don't exist:

1. an attractive white supremacist

why did the blacks have to take over our culture

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>>78254259
Incorrect

Business Idea: go back in time to shame and slander every XGDQ event to keep trannies and gamer girls from getting their filthy fucking hands on it

i haven't masturbated in two weeks

>>78254270
he wasn't a white supremacist though

>>78254249
Shan't be reading this post

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>>78254259
there's gotta be at least one

>>78254284
He literally was

My useless public school education didn't teach me shit about rhetoric, grammar or theology

Business Idea: post a picture of myself to prove this poster (>>78254259) wrong

>>78254268
Because they have no culture

not a white supremacist, just think whites should get chosen over minorities for prestigious positions, jobs, school applications and social acceptance because discrimination is in my self-interest

>>78254302
failed buisness incoming

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are you in a good mood? canada, yes.

>>78254302
but we're mostly asian supremacists though

>>78254277
Same. I don't think I'll fap ever again. Although, watching some 18 year old rail some dude's mom gets my dick wet.

>>78254296
He didn't think whites were superior to blacks though

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>>78254310
I hope you mean white people have no culture

>tfw I was one of those sketchy kids at the dart pit in high school all the time and didn't say anything

Business Idea: convince more normies that public school is a backwards and caustic institution

Business Idea: get centrists and right wingers to say "caustic" instead of "toxic" creating a simple linguistic divid

>>78254334
it is clear he meant niggers have no culture

what's a dart pit

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USA: ya totally in a good mood. Life's going great country's going great

>>78254332
You don't have to think that to be a white supremacist my dude

>>78254349
i'd assume an ashtray

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>>78254326
This

Cum is an Asian supremacist general

>school resource officer shooed everyone away from the smoke spot just off school property
Life is tough sometimes

>>78254349
Buttcan
Where'd you hear it?

>>78254349
Smoking pit/area

Cigarettes are called darts here

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>>78254348
how can you even fucking say that? I don't even care if you don't like black people. But to say they have no culture is ignorant.

>>78254391
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-zYdbMQ09EQ

>>78254386
Kek you Canadians are so wacky sometimes

>>78254391
No it isn't. Wearing your clothes oddly and molesting music is not culture.

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>let me hold a dart, buddy

Did the Holocaust happen?

>>78254391
black people have one culture with almost no variation depending on location. White people OTOH change culture by state and even town lines

Business Idea: make the 2nd Holocaust a real one

Excuse me pal, could you spare a dart?

>>78254419
>Wearing your clothes oddly and molesting music is not culture.
thanks for the input, gramps
>White people OTOH change culture by state and even town lines
example?

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21st century is African+Asian century, we'll rise up and enslave you racist crackers.

>high school
>smoking areas
is this common?

>>78254429
not as much as they want you to think

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cum

>>78254429
Yea. My grandfather played a role, asshole.

why does america have so many street gangs?

>>78254454
Vermont vs New Hampshire

Portland vs The rest of oregon

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>thanks for the input, gramps

>>78254223
that guy is completely mental, and the right equivalent would be "obama is the anti-christ and we're all gonna get sent to fema camps"
anything with a party is garbage because it's all garbage

>>78254429
no but it makes Hitler look pretty cool if you pretend it did

I would say that traditional Africans have culture, but Ghetto niggers that live on the East and West coast are culturless, unless you consider rap music as """"""culture""""""

Business Idea: convince Yuros all of America's violence problems stem from its nonwhite population

>>78254484
still waiting

>>78254462
Uh yea. If your not at a school filled with posh cunts

>>78254501
they invented peanut butter and rock and roll racist

>>78254482
Too many streets. Broken windows civil engineering.

>>78254501
how can people be so racist in 2017 baka senpai

Hey buddy lets hack a dart

>>78254501
>unless you consider rap music as """"""culture""""""

It might as well be seeing as how whites have already appropriated it. Which is only fair since we've done that for rock n roll, blues, r&b, and jazz

I used to pretend to like jazz music

>>78254519
A Canadian invented peanutbutter, not Carver

>>78254255
dayton right here.
but i could understand if you didnt want a friend from dayton
because its dayton
;-;

Business Idea: Flee my home country, use my skin to pretend im white, purchase all the property from real whites, use all the money I saved from banking to prop up an extremeley disenfranchized class by giving them record deals, feed them marxist propaganda and make them my slaves, then over throw white people once and for all

>>78254544
stop correcting obvious shitposts you stupid mong

>>78254540
>western """Canadians""""

Smokin's some bad fer ya dere b'y

What are you doing tonight buds?

>>78254543
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tylZcUjo1gQ

I like jazz [spoiler]but only modern jazz[/spoiler]

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>On the same day, Dwyer asked his press secretary Horshock and deputy press secretary Gregory Penny to set up a news conference for the next day without telling them what he was to discuss. Horshock arranged the press conference for 10:30 a.m. EST the next day, January 22. The press secretary called dozens of reporters asking them to attend, and told them he did not know its subject.

>Leading up to this press conference acting U.S. Attorney James J. West, who had secured the conviction against him, remarked that a Dwyer resignation "sounds like the appropriate thing to do under the circumstances. It seems like it would save everybody a lot of time and aggravation." Similarly, Harrisburg Patriot-News reporter Kenn Marshall described the consensus among reporters: they would be attending to see Dwyer announce his resignation from office. "My mission was to stay there until he said those words, then call in a new top for our story."

>What nobody knew at the time was that Dwyer was considering a much more drastic action. The night before the press conference, Dwyer wrote the following note:

>"I enjoy being with Jo so much, the next 20 years or so would have been wonderful. Tomorrow is going to be so difficult and I hope I can go through with it."

https://youtu.be/eVm88MX2Gw4

>>78254568
Stop claiming Canadian innovations you stupid mong

when USA turns into a infighting shithole, I'll just return to mexico

>>78254593
Business Idea: go to a bar and make some friends

business idea:
>go on r/canada and canadian news sites
>pose as canadian
>post comments in favor of mass-immigration and refugees
>make canada our dumping ground

>>78254606
black solo acts deemed "rock n roll" were around before then. Not sure why you're framing the answer around requiring groups of multiple people playing instruments

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>>78254617
this is you

>>78254546
My roommates are from Dayton. They are pretty chill. They are making ravioli for me as I write this :3

It's funny how they push diversity in a place like Toronto such so much yet when you actually go there it's very segregated. The blacks only hang with the blacks, Asians with Asians, poos with other poos, you'll rarely see a group of different races interact with each other unless it's strictly business related.

Not to mention they all hate each other. How can people not see this boggles my almonds.

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im not going to jerk off to korean girls today. im not going to jerk off to korean girls today. im not going to jerk off to korean girls today. im not going to jerk off to korean girls today.

ahhhh... *breaths in*

Business Idea: delete my one post of without the words "Business Idea" in them and risk looking like i'm backing out of an argument

>>78254653
hey, that's just like high school

>>78254593
Figuring how I can tag a bird twice my senior

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Reminder that anyone who supports the Confederacy or any "new secession" is an un-American:

>The world has set its face toward our democracy; and, O my fellows, each one of you carries on your shoulders not only the burden of doing well for the sake of your own country, but the burden of doing well and of seeing that this nation does well for the sake of mankind... If this Republic had been founded only to be split asunder into fragments when the strain of civil war came, then the judgment of the world would have been that Washington's work was not worth doing... It was you, you men of the Grand Army, you men who fought through the Civil War, who crowned Washington's work.
Theodore Roosevelt, "The New Nationalism".

*deactivates your almonds*

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>>78254661
I'll help

>>78254598
i hate those guys

like i instantly hated them from the moment they got hyped into another galaxy because they made this odd future shit god knows how many years ago

talentless hacks
pleb tier "jazz"

>>78254634
Tell me how this will work.You go to the bar, alone, start drinking, then just but into someones conversation? Enjoy that, faggot. Do you think real life is a tv show?

>>78254648
>i need friends
>daytonian roommates making ravioli for him
you have friends.
also i need friends like that

>>78254425
let me hold a dart, ya fuckin goof

>>78254693
she's still ugly

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>>78254683
being american is not some kind of badge or status symbol

>>78254705
Business Idea: try it sometime. i've been doing this 2 days a week for over a month. i've made some contacts and had a lot of conversations with strangers.

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>>78254606
>the first rock band with a guitar was Bill Haley and His Comets (a white band)

>>78254711
All gooks are

>>78254708
Lemme hold a dollar ya bum

death to america

>>78254683
One of the greatest men to walk the earth

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if you don't like asians then you are not white

>>78254725
Not anymore, thanks to liberals, the obese, the neo-nazis, the tumblrinas, the rednecks, the pacifists, the hippies, etc.

All are to blame

>>78254683
this post is fucking sickening. it’s like the minute we voted that orange assclown in we wound the clock back from 2017 to 1941.

>>78254735
I already have friends, why would I debase myself doing this? A friend of mine came over this morning unexpectedly and it was a huge pain in the ass. I'm sorry you need to do that to feel good but I don't.

(you) DOUBLING HERE!

LEAVE A (you) AND ILL DOUBLE IT

NO JOKES!

>>78254748
You are delusional. The only thing he did right was expand the national parks system and help a bit with the North American conservation model. Overall he was a huge jackass.
Of course yanks carved his face on a fucking mountain

>>78254754
but gooks are ugly and they want to nuke us

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IjWoDKj-BoE

Remember when everyone thought Kung Fury would become this epic crowdfunded masterpiece and it ended being an at most mildly amusing 30 minute piece of shit?

>>78254704
I quite enjoy BBNG desu all the albums they've released so far I enjoy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ptw9ogMJQg

>>78254653

You need better friends in Toronto tbqh
Come hang with my buds. Arab, white, Indian, two Asians and I'm from Africa. I do agree that there should be a concerted effort to integrate everyone from early on in school, as opposed to just hoping everything will work out. Uni tends to do well at this but it's far from enough.

Business idea: interact with women to improve your social skills instead of using crutches like autism or ugliness

>>78254789
they're not ugly and nuking america would be a good thing

>>78254815
>nuking west (worst) coast would be a good thing

FTFY

>>78254801
Where in Toronto are you bud

Hate being a dysfunctional skinnyfat autist

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>>78254760
you're right, if only we could set aside all that and live the american life in all its glory

Business idea: Sell Ontario, Maitoba, Saskethewan, Alberta, British Columbia, Northwest, Yukon, and Nunavut to America

>>78254683
Business Idea: remind people about "reconstruction" and the evils of authoritarianism every time they try to get noble on my ass

>>78254765
Business Idea: explain to this poster that i didn't tell him to "go to the bar," and that he doesn't need to lash out at me. the phrasing was just part of my nightly gimmick

>>78254782
this sounds too good to be true

love readin tumblr

>>78254848
yank friend just texted and told me to give you a (You)

>>78254848
>>78254848

No sir, its all truth!

Business Idea: sell fatty overly spiced foods to fat people at highway intersections

>>78254879
>>78254881
well I'll be

milk and marshmallows is god-tier
wonder why

>>78254860
toss me a link

Business Idea: I think i like talking to women because they're easy to dominate in conversation.

Business Idea: I think i get bored of talking to women because they don't provide any challenge or novelty

>>78254916
you're obese and addicted to sugar induced endorphin rushes

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>>78254788
>connected two oceans
>broke up massive trusts that lead to prosperity that americans still benefit from
>kept the euros out of our business
>literally fought a professional boxer while holding office and went partially blind because of the fight
>has his boat stolen during the winter so he spends 3 days building a new boat and tracking down the thieves then overpowers them and ties them up and brings them to his ranch
>gets shot and 5 minutes later gives an hour and a half long speech
>all while losing his wife and mother in the same day

There has never been a Canadian alive that was even half the man that Teddy was.

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Early superior African caveman showing neanderthal CUMSKINS fire

need a gf to impregnate

>>78254946
nothing wrong with a little desert after a meal

need a job to work hard at

Business Idea: convince northerners that Jackson was the best president

>>78254955
why do blacks have such ripped bodies

>>78254983
Andrew Jackson was one of the best presidents, but not the best.

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>>78254955
yoooo b this old ass cracker down asf with them hood niggaz cuh gang shit

>>78254976
Business Idea: solve every problem on this website https://projecteuler.net/

>>78254992
Business Idea: get into so many duals that i "sound like a bag of marbles when i walk"

>>78254923
https://www.tumblr.com/search/charlottesville
>>78254946
nah mate I'm high of shitposting

>not mentally attracted to women
>not sexually attracted to men
Business idea: quick death

>>78254986
Africans don't have as much body fat because body fat is bad for harsh summers and hot winters.

>>78255019
Just start fucking traps, it's not like it's gay or anything. You're getting the best of both worlds my man

Business Idea: show obesity statistics for different races ITT and dissuade any pro-black notions

Business idea: create a new thread

Please stop saying buisness idea

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damn

lauren southern's sister looks like THAT!?!

>>78255017
The amount of exaggeration makes me feel like puking

>>78255067
they get obese faster because they're not supposed to have 24hr access to drive-thrus

why won't jk rowling shut up about US politics?
british whore should off herself already, can't stand this bitch

Migrate
>>78255119
>>78255119
>>78255119

>>78255124
>>78255124
>>78255124

>>78255126
>>78255128
dios mio

>>78255037
>just start fucking dudes in skirts bro it ain't gay lmao just mind the beard and male genetalia
enjoy AIDS

>>78255128
i like this one better

>>78254954
>drums up yellow journalism to start a war against an innocent nation
>abandons critical post as Secretary of the Navy to larp as a cowboy on San Juan Hill
>builds great white fleet despite navy saying it was retarded, spends entire budget on "totally fucking cool looking ships bro" and no money for resupply or coal ships, takes worldwide cruise so entire planet can laugh at the country that senselessly builds a fleet but has to beg for provisions, this will later prove to have been a catastrophic move since by the time a war actually came America was stuck with a useless outdated navy
>started his own parry in a narcissistic fit thereby splitting the vote and allowing uber-progressive Wilson to win, again, this proved bad for America
>fought a professional boxer while in office, which certainly fed his attention whoring narcissism, but which most pre-pubescent adults agree is fucking retarded.

I can do this all day with this fat fucking asshat

>>78254115
my nigga