Give back rightful clay!

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>>78238860
Give it back

>>78238928
Powerful.

>>78238860
Irredentism is mental illness
Independence for Skåne

You got jamtland. So BACK THE FUCK OFF????

>>78238860
>steals Jämtland and Härjedalen, rightful Norwegian clay
>wants even more
fuck off kike

>>78238860

can't give back something that wasn't yours to begin with.

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>>78239374
>Take back Tröndelag
>Make all norwegians passing through the border pay a toll

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>>78239464
But it was

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>hurr duurrr gib sperm bits!!
>look at the flag
>it checks out

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>>78239374
Also
>Steals Jämtland and Härjedalen
>Implying

>>78239577
it was occupied for a year or so, then it defected back

>>78238966
independence for transilvania

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>>78238860
>tfw Norway looks like a sperm and Sweden looks like a benis

Making it seem like a drop cum on top of the dick

>>78239673
>it was occupied for a year or so
Exactly, rightful swedish clay

>>78239638
>swedes, danes and traitors couldn't handle the chad-king olaf tryggvason so they ambushed him in the beta uprising at svolder

>>78239790
that makes entire sweden rightfully danish

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>>78239873
>>78239790

>>78239873
No. Because Sweden is more powerful than denmark

>>78239873
Powerful.

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>>78239873
DELETE THIS YOU FUCKERS

>>78240057
Give Dalaskogen back to Norway pls

>>78239873
BTFO

>>78240057
denmark occupied your country and killed all your nobles, which sweden never managed to do against denmark. swedish military history is sacking german/ polish towns and getting castrated by russia. danish military history is twice conquering england, thrice if you count the danelaw, something never achieved since the normans

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why the FUCK were EVIL SWEDES allowed to STEAL BÅHUS from NORWAY?

Why the fuck were evil swedes allowed to leave Denmark?

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>>78238860

>>78240340
danish kings after the kalmar union were really bad when it came to war

>>78240390
Really angers me. When is the genocide of the forest dwellers

are there even any differences among the scandies? not like you have different religion or different language or whatever, i still dont get it why they never united against the germans or russians, which are legit distinct

like, couldnt united scandies colonize americas? imagine how different the history would be

>>78240503
They tried to be united until Swedes ruined it

>>78240503
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=csCptq51vno

>>78240503
swedes had to ruin everything with their autistic power fantasies

>>78240503

Swedes have been influenced by Finns

The Swedish word for boot even comes from Finnish

>>78240647
poor little norway

>>78240647
Norway had based flag back in the old days

>>78240578
The Danes ruined everything but literally preforming a red wedding on our nobility.

>>78240735
yeah, would have been way cooler than the shit we got now

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>>78240667
how did your mongol tribe even end up there? what sort of normal people go all like "lets go into the forest where the sun doesnt even shine"? also why did the not-finns of the region go literally all over the world to rob people but avoid you?

>>78240789
i've read some sagas and apparently the vikings avoided finns because they thought they knew magic and shit

>>78240675

yeah....1940 was the only time in history that someone came to rescue us from oppressors, and it was the brits. thank you based brits
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bofwY6ZA6iI

>>78240789

Vikings did raid Finland but it wasn't usually worth the effort because the land was covered in hillforts and we weren't prosperous.

It was much more profitable for Vikings to do trade fair and square with us.

>>78240903
Yeah Karelian magic. But later on when we became Christian they wanted to eradicate the heretics and just went int and conquered the finns since they weren't advanced.

>>78240938
>swedes helped the nazis invade us while the anglos helped us
>swedes to this day try to push this brother relationship between our countries
it was hard but ive taken the anglopill

>>78240381
We weren't. But we were such alphas that we did it anyway

>>78240954
but what would make a tribe of humans go into the dark swampy forests for no reason?
i know that slavs were running west because the mongols were rampaging east, and to the west were pitiful huns and we could deal with huns much easier than the golden horde, so we just went west, and balkan slavs found mountains and thought its a good idea to settle there, mongols cant use their supersonic horses in the mountains

>>78241038
Swedes helped train norwegian resistance force in ww2

>>78240244
Stockholm syndrome: the post

>Karelicucks
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Third_Swedish_Crusade

>>78241079

Southern Finland isn't that bad. Very cozy actually.
Russia where our ancestors came from is much colder.

>>78241115
>w-we helped you
>*lets the nazis use your railways in their invasion/ give them iron to manifacture more weapons*
the brits trained the ones that made a difference, such as the ones that blew up the german transport ships, making the 300k german soldiers stationed in norway unable to aid in the allied invasion

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it is extremely weird to see that people who worshipped warlord adventurers that use lighting as a weapon started worshipping a jew whipped like an animal
from worshipping strength, to worshipping weakness
from glorious conquest, fight and destruction of the enemy, to turning the other cheek
from risking everything and exploring the world, to socialistic safety nets and lowest denominator conformity
from heroic history of mighty empires that would dominate the primitive savages and bring home the glory, to being raped on purpose by the even more primitive savages

none of this shit makes any sense to me, i can not even imagine an unlikely theory that says that such insane things are possible, let alone see it happen
its like a dream that doesnt make any sense but you dont really care because you are just going to forget it any moment now and carry on when you wake up, but the waking up part never comes, you are just stuck there, permanently confused

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We should annex Norway

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why cant we just be friends? :3

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>>78241855
we are, only autists obsess over shit that happened in the past.

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>>78238860
Trondelag er desverre ikke et negerland som resten av Sverige så dere vil nok ikke fole dere hjemme der :^)