/brit/

>brilliant Saturday morning
>no gf to enjoy it with
Kind of ruins the whole thing desu

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brittany

>>78236059
Yeah mate hacking clits off and stoning girls to death for talking to boys sounds like respect to me.
FOY

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>the alt righters are carrying shields and talking about ethnostates
Americans are genuinely done for

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IT'S TIME.

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>>78236129
ey thats that lad

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what did he mean by this?

>>78236083
RIP in peace to sue/yuzu posters

tyranny has prevailed

Good edition

Have never met a woman who wasn't at least a little "basic"

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Anime

these guys are actually exactly what i imagine most T_D redditors to be like

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>>78236083
you mean bashar?

she's made like $50 in the last 10 minutes
how do i get orbiters

good night american pride

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WE'RE ALT RIGHT
WE'RE ALT RIGHT
WE'RE ALT RIGHT

The birbs are playing the cities lads

>>78236195
what was he thinking

>>78236195
o_O

>>78236150
It looks like a good time honestly
idk who weenies on here are so rattled by it, I blame it on Europeans lacking any vitality and the Lib-left being upset about loosing ground in general.

>>78236129
probably traded in their foodstamps for those tats and that cap

>>78236150
I wish we had that sort of craic going on over here. Politics in this country is boring as fuck

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Reckon you could beat this communist lad up

$65

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Any ideas la's?
I had some great ideas couple weeks ago which would earn me Bharat Ratna but I forgot

>>78236285
one leg sweep and hes done

>>78236297
that how much your mum costs a night?

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>>78236233
>>78236272
would be fun ngl

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have any of the speakers made speeches yet?

all i've seen is chanting, crowds and tear gas

please stop talking about what's happening here, go back to gimmicks and mentally ill man

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>>78236174

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MD8AlrqmdbU

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>>78236309
He's a big guy

>>78236328
>augustus invictus
bellowing
refuse to believe anyone could be called that

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*tags Deano*

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>wait all week for the weekend
>weekend comes
>it's shit

>>78236338
as soon as i stop seeing your flag in here

>>78236222
i think he thought that he and his labour colleagues inside the Sheffield arena and the labour party more widely were all-right

>>78236225
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7TOgB3Smvro

>>78236365
they're all stupid pseudonyms

*falls off the proverbial, fiscal and literal cliff*

>>78236338
no YOU FUCK OFF NOW

>>78236360
he's one hungry fella LOL x

>>78236367
Weekends are for normies desu, if you don't have a gf or at least friends it's honestly boring as all fuck

>>78236328
shite design, looks like something someone in /gd/ threw together in 2 minutes

Lads you ever see fucking Goddesses just out and about?

Was on the London Underground and sitting opposite me was this Calypso who looked like a slightly mixed Felicity Jones. Tanned skin, mid-length wavy hair, thick juicy lips, bright green eyes. Could have possibly been 1/8 Caribbean. Absolutely gorgeous.

What really ruined my day was when she stood up. The arse was fucking astounding. Big, round, voluminous. Couldn't believe that women this perfect exist in our world, just sitting idly on the train. Wonder what their boyfriends look like.

>>78236369
what the fuck

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sl85FBYKbrQ

doing a read
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Gladio

Why are white yanks so fucking ignorant and racist

To be clear "Unite the Right" is a bunch of different right wing people marching together for a common cause. This does include literal nazis however leftist media would have you believe everyone at the rally is a nazi.

DO NOT BE FOOLED

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Keep a gold chain on my neck
Fly as a jet
Boy, better treat me with respect
Keep a gold chain on my neck
Fly as a jet
Boy, better treat me with respect
Keep a gold chain on my neck
Fly as a jet
Boy, better treat me with respect
Keep a gold chain on my neck
Fly as a jet
Boy, better treat me with respect

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What should the first message be?

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>>78236490

over $100 now

>>78236360
nice gopher

>>78236500
wagwan gyal

>>78236500
Make a clever pun about penises, fluffy animals and psychology.

>>78236500
*mini-obsession

hate misogynists
hate capitalists
hate alt-rightists

SFA (simple fucking as)

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me on the left

>>78236496
Melon was raving about them but honestly didn't think they were anything too special when I checked them out

Talented sure but didn't have me doing a jig or anything

4 wanks today

>>78236500
want to pet my fluffy animal?

a canny here the commentary on by sports

Emoji movie is white genocide.

not a nazi but I happily march with them
murica fuk yea

hello roody poo

https://www.pscp.tv/RichardBSpencer/1ypKdlngloYKW?

american police look like bigger fascists than the alt right

IM A MOTHERFUCKING PICKKKELLEELELEEEEEEE RIIIIIIIIIIIIIKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

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>>78236593

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>Running from an opp

>>78236460
>Whoa
>193 views

watched EVERY second I assure you

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>>78236622
tlak shit get hit

>>78236593
why is foucault in the chair instead of the comfy italian?

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By far the most annoying song of the year

Normally like Rihanna features as well but this is like nails on a chalkboard

Fuck this talentless fat paki meme and his ugly fucking kid and his shit album

Non-white immigrants are fucking awful.

This guy is great:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5U3PLxUvhIc

right it's stopped raining, time to go on my contemplative walk

>>78236663
listen to in flames lad

>>78236663
>By far the most annoying song of the year
DES?

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>>78236532

Non whites are over represented in western media

hate trump AND muslims 2bh

>>78236557
Glad someone finally said it

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>>78236367
>>78236419

>>78236671
Why does every video title feel the need to give an editorial nowadays? The worst offender is:

>X Destroys Y Over Z

>>78236663
Why are you listening to it then cretin. I couldn't even name any popular songs atm

>>78236663
>>78236684
i mean 'the jester race' era not the new stuff, just realized if you search it on youtube that's what comes up

inb4 dont care or fascinating or sure thing mate *walks away*

>>78236721
riveting

hate having a big bum/wide hips
not fat, have lots of body hair and other masculine traits
doesn't make senese

>>78236674
Pics of your adventures for the lads

in new york I milly rock

hide it in my sock

>>78236671
wow he talked to an anarchist so heroic

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rate my fit

Did it watch film

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Any Jake Paulers in this thread?
Its everyday bro.

>>78236769
hello rasheed

>>78236749
HE FELL

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>bitcoin just hit £3000

>>78236809
not sure what to think of foucault

>>78236819
this is a logang general mate
*puts on my maverick shirt*
*dabs at you*

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bloke down the road is in a wheelchair, doesn't work and has a 2017 nismo GTR

guaranteed weightloss method:

smother everything you eat in extremely hot chili sauce. you'll only be able to eat a small amount of it

fuck off

imagine actually being australian

might pop down to the local John Davids and pick myself up something nice to wear to mass tomorrow

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>>78236847
>could have bought £1000 worth when it was £100 per coin
>thought it was an unsustainable meme currency
>would have 30k worth now

>>78236875
>white people can't handle the heat

Shut up white boi

>>78236888
shadilay

My husband was a lollipop man

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dad's getting us dominos for tea

>>78236914
You would likely have sold before that. Very few people have held this long.

>>78236925
povertea

I love these faceapp pictures x

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What colour are my eyes lads?

http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-london-40910144

Absolute state of British police.

>>78236951
Not blue, so who cares

>>78236914
>>thought it was an unsustainable meme currency
>>would have 30k worth now
thats the definition of unstable

lad who told me to watch dog day afternoon.

very good job. what next though?

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https://twitter.com/RealAlexRubi/status/896200377099587585

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>>78236875
might be something to this
had to eat three chicken skewers last week that burned my mouth off. needed to refill my water bottle 3 times to finish them off

>>78236951
brown

>>78236951
Hazel

>>78236962
THE TIKI TORCHES ARE OUT

>>78236958
Say that to my face not online and see what happens

*states my name and age for the record*

>>78236960
cape fear

hate /tv/
simple as

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>>78236946
Hodup

>>78236969
What water bottle do you have?

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Little sister got the green almond eyes, flawless skin, high cheekbones, non-hook nose

I got nothing

Shan't be watching any football. I lost interest after taking acid 30+ times

>>78236813
ye
are u about tonight

Business idea

>>78237033
post pics

unless shes underage
nonce

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>>78236941

>>78237032
FOY

>>78237033
everything other than blue or bluegreen looks bad desu

>>78237063
haha that frog moves

>>78237045
No tis 5am an its still monged off its mong head wot

>>78237087
you'll be moving to and fro across a scaffold in a minute sunshine

>>78236925
Pizza flavoured tea doesn't sound that abd

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Middle class runt life

@8
then remove yourself from my divine presence

/brit/ is the best part of 4chan for film, book and music recs. i have been to the specific boards, and they are all terrible. /brit/ is actually very cultured, minimal plebbery, but more importantly, even more minimal snobbery.

good job lads

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>>78237087

>>78237115
>flavoured
>ou

Bizarro Yank

>>78237110
But I'm not a builder

Never have i ever wanked off a dog

my sis is hitler's poster child but i'm redheaded
l-least i still have my blue eyes

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Frozen was too white and was unbelievably lacking diversity

We needed asian, hispanic, and african characters in it also

a typical bigot media

need a kev body pillow

>>78237136
haha everything but this frog moves

wish i had white nationalist mates

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fish and chips for dinner lads

>>78237150
*puts a finger down*

>>78237166
me2

>>78237182
nice one lad

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>>78237164

>>78237182
From the chippy?

>>78237127
>bungalow
hootering

>>78237056
She's 12 but could easily be a model for some back to school clothing stuff

It's... not... fair REEE

>>78237182
where from?

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>>78237182
such a good feeling

>>78237206
haha things are moving

>>78237227
'e

>>78237155
let it go mate

>>78237216
>>78237230
dads making it

>>78237228
nice tits

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>>78237234

Dads cant make fish and chips thats just absurd

>>78237276
no haha this time, the frog is of noticeably lower quality than the rest of the imagr

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cant remember what i had for dinner
lunch was burger king tho

any capekino man in?

>>78237260
The one who gets drunk and sits at the dinner table all night?

>>78237166
Casually racist mates are the best, me and my white boi friends talk obscene shite about ethnics, though we all listen to hip hop

>>78237316
no
my dad sits on the couch watching tv getting drunk

>>78237311
>People
*nonces

bitcoin is the next dotcom bubble

>>78237311
he does look pretty gay in that photo though

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>>78237315
yeah

"name international jewery" - some guy being interviewed by infowars

>>78237329
What a lad

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>>78237302

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socialist/communist beliefs result from deep personal insecurity. they hate themselves and want us all to be as miserable as they are.

*bursts the bitcoin bubble*
Just doing my face in gods shit once more

>>78237315
reporting

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>>78237345
good la

>>78237242
thankful post

>>78237320
ah yes, the middle class

mao took the guns stalin the guns

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what if crazy people aren't necessarily 'crazy' but have merely caught a rare glimpse of the next level of evolution and just couldn't comprehend or articulate what they saw to us on a level we could understand? so it just comes out in incomprehensible babble?

like a dog trying to explain how TV works, or trying to load a PS4 game on a Commodore 64

>>78237380
Announcing reports is a bannable offence

fucking bender Louis XIV declared a war on me
again

business idea: summary execution for use of the word "hubby"

>>78237416
Get Marlborough in

>error: you must wait 1 second before posting
Reeeeeeeeeeee roooooooooo raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

so is this the end of the alt right? or is the war just beginning

>>78237409
Did you just read some lovecraftian fiction lad?

>>78237408
good

>>78237409
hmm
no
they're just crazy

>>78237421
What if its ironic?

>>78237409
Nah, their onboard computer is just malfunctioning

the autistic new zealand cunt has arrived and is talking to himself again

listening to The White Stripes

hello new zealand person

*inflates the housing market*

what's the problem? i've already bought my house haha xx

>>78237469
better to be on the safe side

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Sit down. Be humble.

nationalise all housing
seize all empty homes
ban second homes

>>78237409

everyone has a consciousness "reducing valve" or "protective self repression" that limits your perception to that which is necessary for survival. in schizophrenics this filter has completely broken and they see existence in it's terrifying raw reality.

>>78237496
I hate him

>>78237421
what about if its people from Brum? they might have several hubbies to keep them busy. plus how is Dial-A-Hubby going to survive?

might buy a house with a firm handshake tomorrow

im such a piece of shit desu lads
would hate to have to interact with myself on a daily basis

>>78237583
I hate even posting in the same thread as you

>>78237530
Fair enough

>>78237421
"her indoors", "the wife" and "the missus" are all utterly horrendous terms too

>>78237583
same but i inflict myself on others anyway because it's not my fault i was born

>>78237571
remember your golden smile mate

>>78237538
someone post the flag video

avoid spicy food

is sex any good

why is nightly using that stupid comic book tiger thing for a logo

>Europe has fallen and is now a dirty turd world shithole. As soon as I'm able to I will leave this forsaken (((socialist))) hellhole. It's unsalvageable and they deserve their grandchildren to be raped by african invaders

t. secure unmiserable man

>>78237603
bad mentality

Would you shag miranda

>>78237632
it's alright

>>78237632
it's a bit sweaty and tiring

https://twitter.com/HistoryTime_/status/895948104268165121

WE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-RykYU3jEA

starting to feel embarrassed about being a virgin

>>78237632
It smells gross

palying Skyrim: Special Edition

>>78237630
why?

>>78237692
On what?

>>78237692
't 'e

>>78237712
'k 'f 'k

>>78237712
xbox one

>>78237552
*the middle class suddenly remerges*

woah...

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>>78237692
what race

>>78237703
it is stimulating ones anus unnecessarily

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>>78237538
yaas

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ffucking hell, Lauren Southern's sister is way hotter than her

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Gonna catch Thundercat and A Tribe Called Quest today lads

>>78237689
how old are you? felt embarrassed until about 22, then stopped caring

>>78237771
20

can we at least safely assume that the contemporary hard right has moved away from the christian/religious bullshit

am right wing and atheist myself but always hated the right's commandeering and utter bastardisation of what I nonetheless see as a mostly good religion that doesn't actively preach hate

its time to just let Christianity be what it was intended to be without being hijacked by scumbags

feel like I have a headache every day

honestly need to sort the housing market lads

>>78237771
would you openly tell someone?

Tirgin Birgin is a Virgin

>>78237786
pass the dutchie scoochie ...

>>78237813
just work hard and save up

>>78237816
if they asked, yes. but that has never happened and probably never will

tamriel cant be good until ***mer stops existing

>>78237810
>can we at least safely assume
no, we can guess like you are. thats our best shot lad.

>>78237712
pc
>>78237731
dont understand
also already told you to leave thread.
>>78237753
nord

>>78237810
unfortunately I read a solid 6 or so words before I realised what I was doing and stopped

the virgin blair and chad brown

>>78237852
Racist.

Well take a look at what happened, seriously!

£482,118 in the first month, and im simply blown away!

>>78237848
fuck off boomer

>>78237753
>complete all side quests before staring the main story line

unironically do this

whats a good game to play while watching youtube or listening to a podcast?

Honestly thought it was Sunday today

>>78237554
i don't think schizophrenia has anything to do with ego death

>>78237906
if you hear that message you're probably using a site that that bombards your windows machine with all variety of adware, spyware, malware, tuppaware, you name it.

>>78237837
how would you know you kiwi dickhead

>>78237947
Civ VI
EUIV
Football Manager

>>78237861
>pc
Oh yes that's very good isnt it, oh well done, playing it on pc? Yeahhhh
>dont understand
Oh theres a surprise doesn't understand what I've said does he no its all gone over his puny head has it oh shame
>also already told you to leave thread.
Already told me yes oh he already told me to leave the thread did he is that what he did well shiver my timbers I'd better leave then if that's what he hath commanded
>nord
Of course he is playing the nord yes why would not he play the nord with a sword no doubt how very interesting (said in sarcastic voice)

>>78237982
>Civ VI
>EUIV
too much going on. At least in eu4 anyway. Need something kind of mindless

>football manager
deano

call the queen a bender lads

*beats you*

>>78238007
>too much going on

EU4 is really fucking easy mate no idea what you're talking about

>>78237904
but every ***mers are literally cancer of tamriel
>altmer
>dunmer
>bosmer
>falmer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GW-hKeEP1p4
watching the 'brah

We stole your euros merkel

>>78237947
Runescape

>>78238007
hello brainlet

>>78237975
Fuck off Tirgin

>>78237999
this is what a new zealander trying to aussie shitpost looks like

>>78238043
I'm kind of a tryhard when i play most games. Usually play eu4 on speed 1-2 and am constantly checking things and planning my next move

>>78238064
>new zealander
mongo

>>78238064
I am a Brit. My gasification

>>78238101
I am a Schizophrenic "Silenced" Singer. How do you do.

Is this where I am supposed to shitpost?

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LOL

>>78238101
Stfu

haven't drank milk by itself for ages, maybe a couple of years

going to have to fix that now

tim is josies dad

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>>78238157
>>78238157
>>78238157

>>78238048
umm no sweaty the altmer are akatosh's chosen

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>Programmer at a startup
>Interview in full suit
>MISTAKE, overdressed as fuck, awkwardness

Still got the job though

Now I'm going for another programmer role but not at startup, its scientists instead. What wear?

>Shirt and tie, drop the jacket
>Shirt and jacket, drop the tie
>Just a shirt
>Go all in with a suit again

>>78238145
*prays*

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>>78237999

>>78238190
>>78238190
>>78238190
new

>>78238177
cant go wrong with a suit to an interview

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love these

do i have autism?

which cape fear, the original or the remake?