How is this even considered a real country? Look at how small,

I wish they would too

>>78234410
>, I wish Norway or Sweden would just annex us


g*rmany will instead

Der er et yndigt land,
det står med brede boge
nær salten osterstrand :|
Det bugter sig i bakke, dal,
det hedder gamle Danmark
og det er Frejas sal

>>78234410
Sure thing, we'll make the paperwork and you just take it to your government.

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Fact: Denmark is rightful Austrian land. (Ok a few bits belong to Germany)

>>78234473
Maybe Jylland. But those islands would be much better as Swedish than german.

>>78234532
what? just sail in your war ships and bomb copenhagen, then move in the tanks and kill every single dane you see. diplomacy doesn't work because danes are subhumans.