Kekistan edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zAx0t3O55Zo
I TURNED MYSELF INTO A PICKLE
kino
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukJ5dMYx2no
>>78233020
>the SDP
*shudders*
Shadilay!
literally nothing wrong with being kekistani. would rather hang out in a thread full of them than moaning lefties
Remember this
The UK and maybe Canada are the least racist/sexist/homophobic countries in the world yet we are still hated
just got replaced by a jew
the virgin swamp german poster:
>gets confused easily
>has difficulty posting without using cats as a crutch
>needs to differentiate himself from the chad poster so people even know he's posting
the chad swamp german power user:
>posts random song lyrics so uncultured users get the chance to experience true art
>uses 4chan as his blog
>doesn't care if others find his posts funny or interesting
another bit of my gums fell off lads
just swallowed it and my mouth hurts a little less now. think the inflammation is going away
Do me, I'mma do me
I'mma make her mine, I'mma make her mine
I fuck the shine, I said fuck the shine
Bitch, I grind, bitch, I grind
Yung Lean swerving in see me fucked up
See me swervin' through, they want me locked up
Been locked up, in my own mind
My thoughts will never be shallow
I got an empire of emotional
Squad see me crusin', crusin' in my go kart
I'm War ho, I'm Warhol
I'm Wario when I'm in Mario Kart
Topping the charts
Ace in my cards
Choppa my locka when I'm writing these bars
Koka Kola Veins, I'm insane
Trip through memory lane
Out in Narashino and I see my own white shadow
A tad too close
Rad with a bad diagnose
Coke-filled nose
Too weird for them other fuccbois
Catch Lean and sad boys
Out in Europe, sippin' cristal
I'm smoking loud with my lost boys
All this money don't make me sad though
Rubber bands in my pants bur
Don't close your eyes
And lean back though
Ya'll ain't ready for the lean attack though
Lean, lean, lean
Yunging with my Team
Pumping RZA eating pizza
Man I'm living my dreams
>this is so retarded and unfunny i refuse to believe a lefty made this and thought it was alright. has to be a false flag picture from /pol/ or something
Sometimes I look in the mirror and ponder at how attractive I am
>>78233173
shame Beria didn't become leader.
Therapy reminder
>>78233210
you're both little fucking cretins
>>78233179
Quite like David Owen and Shirley Williams.
(Also, I like how for the "gang of four", it goes "Roy Jenkins, David Owen, Shirley Williams and... Bill...Thingy..." since nobody has ever heard of Bill Rodgers.)
Dr. Owen still does doctor things apparently: http://www.lorddavidowen.co.uk/hubris-syndrome-an-acquired-personality-disorder-a-study-of-us-presidents-and-uk-prime-ministers-over-the-last-100-years/
>Tony Blair’s hubris syndrome started to develop over NATO’s bombing of Kosovo in 1999, 2 years after coming into office. At one stage President Clinton angrily told Blair to ‘pull himself together’ and halt ‘domestic grandstanding’. He was starting to display excessive pride in his own judgements. One of Clinton’s aides mocked Blair’s ‘Churchillian tone’ and one of his officials, who frequently saw Blair said of him, ‘Tony is doing too much, he’s overdoing it and he’s overplaying his hand’. Another of Clinton’s staff accused Blair of ‘sprinkling too much adrenalin on his cornflakes’ (Owen, 2008)
>>78233151
alt-right weenie in 'can't handle the banter' shock
it's just a free-speech rally!
>>78233239
alri narcissus
>>78233252
great post
>>78233252
Threasly
>>78233264
no it's about niggers wanting to take down a historic statue
>>78233194
UK is clearly more racist than Germany.
>you will NEVER see anything like this in cinemas ever again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CaagSfBj2To&t
>>78233279
shitskin
I nearly fucked owen jones
is that something to brag about or to consider suicide over
>>78233173
Actually looks like Kino
Part of the fun will be the lefties crying about it
>>78233294
shut up nazi
>>78233302
consider suicide
>>78233265
are you an english teacher
>>78233192
they're cringey as each other
Climb up the H of the Hollywood sign, yeah
In these stolen moments
The world is mine
There's nobody here, just us together
Keepin' me hot like July forever
'Cause we're the masters of our own fate
We're the captains of our own souls
There's no way for us to come away
'Cause boy we're gold, boy we're gold
And I was like
Take off, take off
Take off all your clothes
Take off, take off
Take off all your clothes
Take off, take off
Take off all of your clothes
They say only the good die young
That just ain't right
'Cause we're having too much fun
Too much fun tonight, yeah
And a lust for life, and a lust for life
And a lust for life, and a lust for life
Keeps us alive, keeps us alive
Keeps us alive, keeps us alive
And a lust for life, and a lust for life
And a lust for life, and a lust for life
Keeps us alive, keeps us alive
Keeps us alive, keeps us alive
Then, we dance on the H of the Hollywood sign, yeah
'Til we run out of breath, gotta dance 'til we die
My boyfriend's back
And he's cooler than ever
There's no more night, blue skies forever
'Cause we're the masters of our own fate
We're the captains of our own souls
So there's no need for us to hesitate
We're all alone, let's take control
And I was like
Take off, take off
Take off all your clothes
Take off, take off
Take off all your clothes
Take off, take off
Take off all of your clothes
They say only the good die young
That just ain't right
'Cause we're having too much fun
Too much fun tonight, yeah
And a lust for life, and a lust for life
And a lust for life, and a lust for life
Keeps us alive, keeps us alive
Keeps us alive, keeps us alive
And a lust for life, and a lust for life
And a lust for life, and a lust for life
Keeps us alive, keeps us alive
Keeps us alive, keeps us alive
My boyfriend's back
And he's cooler than ever
There's no more night, blue skies forever
>>78233302
nonce
refuse to use the /tv/ meme word
>>78233286
actually, it's about ethics in video game journalism
>>78233265
the ol' 日本 is a bit weird 2bh
>>78233298
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yL3lJfpenAc
>>78233194
It's human psychology, they hate you more because you're conceding to them
>you need friends to make friends
>you need a job to get a job
>women find guys who are virgins less attractive
ways that normies establish normie supremacy lads
>>78233336
one is ironically cringey though
I was born, lucky me
In a land that I love
Though I am poor, I am free
When I grow I shall fight
For this land I shall die
Let her sun never set
Victoria, Victoria, Victoria, 'toria
>>78233294
West Germany maybe. Not Bavaria
>>78233349
bazinga
>China is a country of peace
>>78233349
cuck
>>78233320
No
But I'm not Japanese.
>>78233353
lefties are shit at memes
>>78233365
neither is "ironically" cringey though
the self-styled kekistani movement may have been ironically cringey but I believe that most people don't realise that they're supposed to pretend to be cringey and not ctually be cringey
Pick one of these Prime Ministers to defend you, the others will try to fight you.
I pick Ducklas Home and try to fly away on his back.
musk is woke as AF
he knows (((they))) are trying to replace us with machines
BLM+Antifa and Alt Right in one city in large numbers
guaranteed casualties tonight
WE WANT VOTE NOW
MORE GIBS
>>78233300
Racist
>>78233410
Callaghan
>>78233448
don't reply to yanks mate
>>78233385
what the heck are you doing over there then?!?
insane to think a translation of "lol" in a video game from 2003 became the name of some sort of meme political movement 15 years later
>>78233410
why isn't blair a pig?
>>78233411
struggling to ascertain the intention behind this post
>books are boring
>>78233390
David Lloyd George
Always keep the Good Word on hand to keep Marxist vampires at bay
>>78233448
>>78233470
hey everyone look at these pair of paki pooskin cunts lol
anime
>>78233483
meme magic is real, praise kek
>>78233426
BLM and antifa will just team up and throw firebombs at the alt right. Then after the alt right leaves because of the violence, BLM and antifa will do some good old fashion looting or private businesses and destruction of personal property.
me and the sister/gf
>>78233426
honestly could do with a nuke
>>78233390
how do you know they're lefties unless they make memes that trigger you
>>78233485
He's more of a weasel.
Burnley 3-0 up at 10-man Chelsea
Blew £120 on a suit lads haha
*undoes article 50*
>hey everyone look at these pair of paki pooskin cunts lol
>>78233411
machines can never become conscious so it doesn't matter
have a medium sized willy
>>78233555
not that much for a suit 2bh
ok calm down me
calm down
haha
lets reconfigure and make again
>>78233519
>1977+40
>not being a Christian Communist
>>78233533
why don't you ask your wifes son?
>>78233529
how can property be personal??
>>78233555
The ol ASDA special?
>>78233539
farticle piss pee
>>78233587
this
>>78233577
have a medium depth anus
hmm...
>>78233555
M&S or Next?
>>78233410
>starting at 1902
fuck off
>>78233539
>Poopee
>>78233572
calm down rajesh
>>78233575
that's debatable. besides, a machine doesn't need to be conscious in order to wipe out humanity
drumpf
>>78233519
yeah show those communists how retarded they are by carrying around a little red book
stop being so fucking racist omg what is wrong with you guys
>>78233555
bet it looks like you're dad's suit haha, fly to thailand and get one made
>>78233587
'ent had a shag in about 2 odd year lads
unironically get dopamine fixes from (You)'s and sit in /brit/ waiting for them
>insured 2004 1.2 fiesta for 1400 quid when I passed my test 5 months ago
>replacing it with 2011 Fiesta Metal (basically the ST without the turbo), costing a grand to insure
>getting 800 quid back from old insurer
Basically paying 200 quid for a year of insurance at the age of 22. pretty fucking chuffed lads
>>78233519
not really news if the book is old, now is it?
fine with immigration as long as its not Islamists coming over
>>78233575
you're not fooling us deep blue
>>78233587
>bracelet
slut
communists are literally earthly christ-like figures
>>78233675
can i immigrate to england once you leave the EU
>>78233575
Alri T-1000
>>78233675
*floods your town with violent niggers from the congo*
*gets a vial of Dolph Lundgren's sperm*
*uses it to inseminate my wife*
Will have some explaining to do when my kid's a 6'4, shredded aryan god nuclear physicist, but I think the missus will understand haha xx
>>78233654
>>78233654
>>78233654
>>78233654
>>78233654
Hope you OD <3
>>78233634
>>78233695
sure as long you're not an Islamist
>Using normie as an insult
Oh wow im so offended about having friends and sex and being a normal person who has a job and hobbies
Funny how there is a man who will enjoy her sexual talents tonight while I sit alone wanking
>>78233692
what the fuck is bill gates doing in shorts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pyg-DYm7b0A
>>78233667
>2011 Fiesta Metal
literally a deano mobil. bet the horsepower is under 100 yet it still has dual pipes
>>78233711
I'm a couch christian
>>78233575
a machine can with advanced enough AI can simulate consciousness to the point where its indistinguishable from a human
Anyone need furniture?
>>78233712
pipe down drone, go update your facebook before someone gets worried
despise yanks on an extreme level
reckon ever-increasing rental prices are actually going to destroy or at least fundamentally change the concept of large cities (for the worse) as we know them
can't really see what the next stage of their sustainable importance is going to be as literally no-one is going to be able to afford to live there (unless you want to share a 2-bed flat with 14 other people for the rest of your life) and all the businesses/shops that made them a magnet to begin with are moving out the suburbs
all I can see even drawing anyone in is the nightlife, but even that is wrapping up due to unnaturally high costs
so, whats your fursona?
one single meaningful (You) is better than 10 meaningless (You)
Hope all sex havers get AIDS
>>78233572
Borr a PEE JAY DOOBLE YOO shuht
With 'is faysss and cunsurrvatism is thuh nyoo counter culchuh on i'
Let thuh bo'hurr begin
>>78233722
yeah me
Utter state of boy racer chavs who put those loud exhausts on thier little shitheaps
accidentally took out a larger student loan than I need
is there anyway I can cancel it
Promoted by Peter Murrell on behalf of the Scottish National Party, both at Gordon Lamb House, 3 Jackson's Entry, Edinburgh, Scotland, EH8 8PJ | Privacy Statement | Accessibility | Prize Draws
>>78233789
did you try asking 4chan?
>>78233789
Just pay it back you utter melt
>>78233789
who cares more money whoohooo
A debut goal for Alvaro Morata. Is the comeback on?
>>78233726
130hp actually mate
what does /brit/ think about punk rock
is it a british or american invention?
>>78233751
muh chinese room muh turing
nah it's bollocks. i've read kurzweil, he's a charlatan.
>>78233520
Unironically think machines are going to end up wiping out humanity in the next 300 years
>>78233818
don't want to have pay back the debt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7Bftlvh1qs
high quality stream of the rally
>>78233826
irish
>>78233826
the chinese invented it
>>78233789
it's not real debt so just take it
>>78233841
i should hope so
>>78233858
watching the men kick a ball right now sorry
you lads hanging in there?
>>78233865
good suggestion
>>78233865
>it's not real debt
but... it is?
>"hey anon you haven't posted anything demeaning to the irish on this 4chan general called /brit/ have you?"
>>78233841
They won't. Machines will never be capable of emotions or logic. If they destroy us it's because we programmed them to do it.
>>78233841
just unplug your toaster mate haha
britain is rubbish
>>78233856
don't worry nobody ever pays it back
>>78233754
what is aisha studying?
>>78233895
you won't be earning more than £21k anytime soon lad lets be honest here
>>78233841
wish the machines would wipe me out
*rises above hate*
just did a very satisfying wee
>He is a fat retarded powerlifter
>>78233905
no YOU are rubbish my friend
>>78233898
REALLY want a "Controls on Immigration" mug from Labour but they don't sell them anymore.
That was the funniest thing of the 2015 campaign until the edstone.
why don't centrists fly flags like rorkes and commies do
>Machines will never be capable of logic
>>78233895
It gets cancelled after 30 years, it doesn't affect your credit score, it's income contingent. No bailiff is going to come round trying to collect it. It's a graduate tax in all but name.
>>78233890
Massively depressed, u?
>>78233826
american
I've been out walking
I don't do too much talking these days
These days
These days I seem to think a lot
About the things that I forgot to do
And all the times I had
A chance to
I've stopped my rambling
I don't do too much gambling these days
These days
These days I seem to think about
How all these changes came about my ways
And I wonder if I'd see another
Highway
I had a lover
I don't think I'd risk another these days
These days
And if I seem to be afraid
To live the life that I have made in song
It's just that I've been losing
So long
La, la, la, la, la
La, la
I've stopped my dreaming
I won't do too much scheming these days
These days
These days I sit on cornerstones
And count the time in quarter tones to ten
Please don't confront me with my failures
I had not forgotten them
>>78233957
>>78233930
its 9% extra tax that I don't want to have to pay
r a d i c a l
wonder how much it would cost to buy my own submarine and put it in the Thames haha
post-punk > proto-punk > punk
black lives DON'T matter!
>>78233966
are you just saying that cause you don't like english people
>calls americans subhuman mutts
>americas economy is 5x bigger than the economy of his country
It's coming round again
Slowly creeping hand
Of time and its command
Soon enough it comes
And settles in its place
Its shadow in my face
Puts pressure in my day
This life well it's slipping right through my hands
These days turned out nothing like I had planned
It's coming round again
The slowly creeping hand
Of time and its command
It settles in its place
Its shadow in my face
Puts pressure in my day
Soon enough it comes
Here it is again
Slowly creeping hand
Time and it's command
Soon enough it comes
Settles in it's place
It's shadow in my face
Undignified and lame
This life well it's slipping right through my hands
These days turned out nothing like I had planned
Control well it's slipping right through my hands
These days turned out nothing like I had planned
Soon enough it comes
Soon enough it comes
Too tie us down
It's coming round again
Slow, slowly creeping hand
This life well it's slipping right through my hand
These days turned out nothing like I had planned
Control well it's slipping right through my hand
These days turned out nothing like I had planned
>>78233957
>TFW too brainlet to take out massive mortgages then leave the country and live as a king in Cambodia
*floats about level with the hate*
>>78233963
same, rare/proxy anon
would quite like a personalised mug
might peruse the ol' redbubble
the missus is stuck supervising an autistic suicidal patient for a while today. Said she put a movie on and he keeps pointing out random objects in every scene.
"That's a bus. That's an actor. That's a museum."
>>78233976
it won't affect your monthly repayment amount and you probably won't pay it all off anyway
>>78233995
no
the term was invented by american critics to describe american bands
>>78233976
If you've taken too much then put the excess in an ISA with a higher interest rate than the loan. Not difficult is it.
>>78234018
get a fox mug off etsy my dude
>>78234017
FONY
the 'sona >>78233759
utterly convinced America isn't far away from a civil war
>>78234037
all ISAs have shit interest rates, less than 1%
aussies are the cheapest prozzies in the world
still giggle thinking of that pm who spoke mandarin to suck up to the chinks
Pretended to be suicidal so I could spend the day with my supervisor, watched a movie then banged her haha, good day desu.
>>78234017
I'm unironically Ethiopian. Going on a 2 week road trip in a week or so. Where are you from? Can I crash?
>>78234017
who let this newcunt in here?
*heems Ivan Drago*
>>78234050
very nice
>>78234059
You lads would be too if you could take up arms.
To 78233973,
you're lyricposting wrong
>>78234059
would be a quick and easy excuse to eliminate all the lefties
>>78234072
now what
>the missus
>>78234033
This is how you become a debtcuck forever
>>78234010
Have thought of doing something similar
Get a bogus business loan and move abroad
>>78233976
If your student loan is £1 billion you're still going to repay the same amount per month as if it was £20,000. You probably won't pay it off within 30 years so the total amount is irrelevant,
>>78234069
Nah, full m8,sorry.
>>78234073
dont pop in to /brit/ as much as i used to, sorry lad
>>78234032
>thats a plane
>thats a briefcase
>thats a doctor
>thats a CIA agent
>>78234063
Wrong
utterly convinced America isn't far away from a civil war
>>78234119
Seems not worth it. If you had good enough credit and assets to get a $1mm+ loan you wouldn't have to move to Fuckin somalia
my parents are paying my student fees for me
is that not normal?
watching this alt right rally thing
yanks are insane
>>78234108
went to visit my mom the other day and she was watching Downton Abbey
wtf is all that about
do you have a place to go back?
>>78234108
what film is this
>>78234159
name 1 ISA paying a decent interest rates
>>78233839
Police are more likely to shoot whites than blacks under the same circumstances. So the solution to not getting shot is literally "don't threaten armed police."
admit it
this was aesthetic as fuck
*stoops below hate*
>>78234108
>>78234172
God put the USA on this earth for our amusement
>I don't like vegetables
how are these people alive? i mean literally. how did they survive to adulthood?
If you are not old enough to remember singing schoolyard parody songs about the 9/11 attacks in 2001 I will refuse to take anything you say seriously
>>78234167
are they paying them upfront?
>>78234172
America is fukt
>>78234227
brussels sprouts are peng, especially with a bit of herb butter
alt right rally is literally getting gassed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JE_WoIoGWVc
fuck wish i was close looks like a fun weekend
>Charlottesville: Emergency state over US far-right rally
what the fuck is happening over there
>Dolph Lundgren(AKA Ivan Drago from Rocky IV)
>6'5
>3rd dan kyokushin karate black belt & european champion
>Masters degree in chemical engineering
>blonde hair blue eyes
>Pro actor & dancer
How much would you pay for a vial of this man's sperm?
>>78234172
link? x
>>78234238
yeah i think so
my dad said id have the whole rest of my life to worry about money and debts, and that he thought it would be best if i was able to relax and enjoy uni without loans hanging over me
America seems to make films about all the attacks on their country, even the ones they dont know much about. We should make films about the 7/7 bombings and london attacks tbph
>>78234201
Virgin Money at 2% fixed rate 5yr
Not decent, but there are plenty above 1%
business idea: subreddit about simians called r/ape
>>78234281
white ppl be crazy
>>78234281
The race war has begun
Quit pointing at me! Help! Help me! Help me, someone! Call the pol- LISTEN HERE, SON! YOU FUCKING POINT AT ME AGAIN, YOU CUNT, I'LL DROP YOU, ALL RIGHT? FUCKING JOG ON! AND YOU, YOU PRICK!
>>78234172
2bh such an event was bound to attract pretty much only the fringe elements so they can make it appear worse than it really is
>TFW university tuition is free now to poorfags but my parents make too much and refuse to help
I need to figure out how to become considered an independent now so I can get the money for free lads.
has anyone made a movie about 9/11 yet?
feel like you have to be in serious denial to not think the amount of jewish names that pop up in media isn't the least bit weird
yanks are a different species
they were put on earth as circus animals for everyone else's amusement
am a trump supporter but NOT part of the alt-right
text girl i met the other day - no reply, think i've been ghosted lads rip
>>78234272
the content of your post is agreeable but your word usage leads me to believe you are a london pleb
>>78234293
is he paying for your housing and expenses too?
>>78234292
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7Bftlvh1qs
>>78234167
Underage out
>>78234285
$0.
Were I a woman, I'd take out infinite debt to purchase it
>>78234330
get cancer
>>78234295
your government might think it inspires copycats
>>78234318
emancipate yourself
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fAIM7BXCAn0
>>78234319
wasn't there a hollywood-ified fuckfest about the flight that didnt make it to its destination
am I the only one who thought for years that 9/11 happened in november lol
>>78234285
probably a lot if i were a female (female)
>>78234349
rude
this is why trump won
>>78234281
damn w*ites getting too big for their shoes
gathering has officially been declared unlawful assembly by virginia law enforcement
waiting for the riots to start
>>78234334
nah im from leeds actually i just use peng ironically
>>78234342
my uni gives me housing for the whole 4 year course
and i think he is paying for my expenses too but expects me to pay him back (i.e: its basically an interestfree loan)
>be american
>beat your political opponents with sticks and pepperspray each other in lieu of civilised discourse
you dont actually believe white people are superior do you /brit/
>>78234360
I'm gonna emancipate my testicles pretty soon lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cg-pnGFbwMQ
>>78234407
emaciate*
>>78234236
Too old. We sang schoolyard parody songs about Thatcher the milk snatcher.
why is the leftist beeb staying silent about the alt-right popular uprising? really makes you think
>>78234404
Yes
>>78234425
the alt-right isn't a thing in the UK
>>78234404
Yes
>>78234421
That's not the right word
>>78234236
>>78234422
get out underage cunts
we sand schoolyard parody songs about Disraeli, the war in Crimea and Mary Ann Cotton
>>78234395
>my uni gives me housing
wot??
>>78234404
no, but I'd rather live in Europe than Africa
>>78234447
yes it is, millennial woes... I could go on
>>78234422
she really did steal the milk though
Ive never been to a protest/riot
i sort of think its an important thing to experience at least once in your life
maybe if Trump makes a state visit ill join the protests just to see what its like
>>78234425
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-40912509
>>78234273
doll
thatcher thatcher jungle canyon rope bridge snatcher
>>78234482
most of his audience are yanks
doesn't even live in the UK anymore
>>78234401
this but it's lefties doing the beating
>>78234492
>3 minutes ago
so they literally decided to put the article online after seeing my complaint. almost like they're hiding something
the Octopup
Neil Bradley
good ol' game of arathi basin lads
>>78234491
I went to a nigel farage appearance once, it was alright I guess
poo poo caca caca
>>78234512
>>78234534
snork
>>78234514
wow. no wonder people don't want to voice their opinions. what the fuck.
>>78234484
I'm old enough to remember the milk, and I think I remember the day it stopped, one or two kids in my class cried. We had biscuits as well, and that stopped too.
We would draw a pic of a Thatcher (frowny face with curly hair) on one hand, and a messy squiggle on the other. The song went:
*show face on hand*
Here's Maggie Thatcher
Throw her up and catch her
*mime throwing the face up and catching it in both hands*
Squishy squashy squishy squashy
*rub hands together*
HERE'S Maggie Thatcher
*show messy squiggle drawing on hand*
>>78234425
>leftist beeb
lol