/brit/

>>78223297
Based President Jupiter

(the 3 Gs)

all stimulants should be legalized and taxed accordingly

>>78223319
Like in a mobile phone?

*takes super valium*
hehe 48 hours of no anxiety lads

business idea: castrate all virgins at birth

I'm in love with a 17 year old Japanese girl and I'm going to marry her :)

>>78223283
see your fucking doctor for an actual solution
isn't that how people are prescribed benzos in the first place?

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>>78223335
very nice

definitely feel benzos the day after
very mild feeling mind you

>>78223329
CBT is not 'just be yourself'

never took a drug in my life

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZ81QP-nXMI

>>78223343
forgot my meme arrow

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friend just applied to the job i'm hoping to get, I guarantee that he'll end up getting it..

why do i even try lads

why are druggies so weak and skittish? every benzo mong or alcoholic or stoner i know has the mannerisms of a kitten at the vet.

>>78223343
Benzos are shitty over the counter stuff you can buy from a pharmacist. No long term help to anyone, just a money sink and addiction risk.

honestly wouldn't mind dating a qt with a non-genetic disability like a missing leg or arm

>she'd be more down to earth
>get disability benefits
>i get looked favorably upon for dating a disabled chick

etc etc, there's literally no downsides to it

psychiatry is basically astrology

>>78223348
It can't tell you anything you don't already know if you're not a moron.

not depressed but i do enjoy a benzo or two from time to time. cheap as fuck on the dark web.

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need a tights gf

>>78223371
thought most needed a script?
maybe not valium

>>78223283
do you think any of us would bother getting illegal benzos if the doctors actually had a workable solution? haha

Much easier to pop a pill that actually works now and then than to go through the rigmarole of doctors and prescriptions and SSRIs that don't work except to disable your penis, etc.

>>78223371
why do people who have no idea what they're talking about LOVE talking

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>manager is constantly in and out of work for depression and anxiety and claiming sick pay
>completely useless twat
>really want them to fire him so I can take his job
>last week he came back after a month off sick
>started shouting and screaming at the apprentice who is 16 for not putting something on the stationery order
>she starts crying and I convince her to put in a formal written complaint about him to his manager

still kinda tripping off this acid you know

>>78223371
>over the counter
no

>>78223396
they do but a lot of GPs wont even prescribe you them these days

>>78223297
Just ordered half an ounce of marijuana. Should be in by Wednesday.

>>78223371

clueless mong

>>78223333
very funny one liner and dubs followed by quads good job lad

microdabbing

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Stop taking benzos and get prescribed some SSRIs already you fucking mongs. You deserve all your problems as it stands.

>>78223425
why would i take ssris?

Equality destroys evolution

>>78223425
SSRIs are ZOG mind control pills

>>78223433
Because they work unlike the benzo jew, and it's more than just a periodic feel better.

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The Asian century has begun lads

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>>78223425

Take your SSRIs goy! They're FDA approved so they're safe and really work!

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>>78223402
FOY

>>78223451
i dont need to feel better though. i take benzos recreationally

>>78223425
*completely deletes what's left of your sex drive*
*increases your appetite so you put on weight*
*makes you get really hot and sweaty whenever you undertake even the slightest physical exertion*
*makes you feel really weird for the first fortnight of taking them and the fortnight after you stop taking them*
*has no discernible effect on your depression/anxiety*

ahhh yes, the SSRIs meme

was taking an average of 3 doses of prescribed amphetamines every 24 hours before i stopped because i didn't feel anything anymore. been a year bet my tolerance is down time to get on the happy pills again lads.

>>78223448
>>78223462

benzo jew puppets detected, enjoy addiction to your useless 'medicine'

>>78223471
At least you're honest lad

>>78223414
why not? are they smarter than the yanks and actually recognising that they don't work?

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>aussies

benzo truly is the evangelion of drug

*munching alprazolam*

>>78223451
benzos work though
I rarely take them for medical reasons anymore anyway

did you hear the news lads? Benzos don't work! the government just controls them for no reason because they don't work, they have no effects at all

you've all been duped

>>78223489
because they're addictive?

what are you hoping to achieve this weekend lads?

fucking hell I broke the lid of my hummus so now I have to finish the whole thing instead of putting the remaining 50g back in the fridge

>>78223478
fake news, SSRIs work, go back to your benzo production plant

The human race rather recently (evolutionarily speaking) went through a bottle neck event. Before that we were even more diverse, but a large portion of humans died off and we're all descended from a rather small group of humans who survived.

>>78223394
You never had sex in school then.
6th form

>/brit/ doesn't take their prescription
explains a lot desu
you are ill, take your medication

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My GF just sent me this sexy pic of her HAHA

hmm perhaps one could attend psychotherapy instead of messing with one's chemistry?

>>78223489

addiction potential outweighs the benefits

i'm a chronic insomniac and benzos kept me functional for a few years, but longer term it's not sustainable

>>78223512
what I was asking
afaik they're still common in america

>>78223518
>we're all descended from a rather small group of humans who survived
adam and eve

>>78223513
Play video games and post on 4chan.

>>78223515
not for me and not for 50% of people who take them

>SSRIs

even if I were depressed I wouldn't touch these with a 10 foot pole, all the weirdos at work were drugged up on these happy pills

>>78223524
Rather take magic pills that make me feel like I have super powers desu

>>78223514

ermm put some clingfilm or foil over it

going to finish last nights biriyani for brekkie

>>78223546
>>78223543
People who can't handle SSRIs don't deserve to be saved anyway

https://twitter.com/TheSwogBlog/status/896220992414023682/video/1
brodies btfo

Find xanax incredibly overrated and boring. Valium however is heavenly.

>>78223514
>fucking hell I broke the lid of my hummus so now I have to finish the whole thing instead of putting the remaining 50g back in the fridge

You're white and you eat hummus? You must be rich.

yous better not tell my ma im smoking ill bate every one of yiz

>>78223523
whatever floats your boat lad

SSRIs make me less hungry

>muh addiction
have some self control

STOP RELYING ON PILLS

JUST FUCKING GO OUTSIDE

WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR ANCESTORS DID TO SURVIVE?

GET A FUCKING GRIP

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getting my weekly dose of the economist lads, you brainlets couldn't even BEGIN to understand their radcen pieces

>>78223543
>here take this pill, it has 20% chance of doing something (it might be placeboo tehee),remember benzos are evil ;)

Antidepressants are meme drugs

When I had a physical done a few years back, the young nurse asked me if I was sexually active. I was too embarrassed to tell the truth, so I lied and said I was. She couldn't help but giggle, since it was so obvious to her no woman could want me. She caught herself and apologized, but the damage was already done. I cried as I drove home.

>>78223523
Saved.

>>78223567
SSRIs are just a government method of taking depressed people out of the gene pool by reducing their sex drive. This way the government can breed a population of people who will remain happy even under the most dire conditions, as a method of controlling the nation.

Those who resist will go on to survive and reproduce. The ones who happily swallow their pills are done for.

>>78223591
Same, another positive side effect for me.

addiction is not a medical illness, it's a learned behaviour.

addiction and depression do NOT exist

>>78223539
Holy shit i'm an atheist and even i know a bottleneck event would equate to Noah and his wife and not A&E.

Depression isn't real

>abloo-hoo I'm so sad

get a grip you fucking wimps

>>78223564
You're white and you eat biryani? You must be rich.

>>78223621
Thank you for your post. Your Benzos will be arriving by post shortly.

>>78223648
stupid canadian

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>Holy shit i'm an atheist

>>78223597
>tfw ancestors had multiple husbands & wives, ate people, reared horses, and spoke 3 languages
>tfw i'm a NEET who spends all day reading comics and wishing my so knew how to make lsd already so we could trip

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>xanax side effect
>yellowing of the skin or eyes
ah, yes,now everything is connected into the one single truth

>>78223639
adam and eve were real though

wonder how much all the SSRI shills are getting paid on here

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NEED a slim white blonde British gf

The king of benders, aka thailand's king

>>78223597
pick mushrooms make mushy tea.
what else do you do to eleviate the bordom when no mammoths were around to chuck spears at.

>>78223666
sweet, cheers

Can't believe cunts are getting paid to defend benzos lmao

Wish I had a good benzo dealer. All I know is some chavs that sell shitty pressed xanax

>>78223593
I've only every experienced addiction with vaping, but it's the most uncomfortable shit. Experiencing withdrawal and having to fill the tank back up.

The only compulsions I'm comfortable with are eating, shitting, pissing, jacking off, and sleeping. Anymore than that and life gets too complicated.

>>78223597
my ancestors prolly tripped balls too u kno

Take DMT to treat your "illnesses"

Hungover

Might do a cheeky vomit

>>78223696
prove it

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Remember when he used to be a Rorke?

Benzo abuse has shattered my short term memory

>>78223556
yeah was going to do that just thought I'd do a funny post;)
spent five dollars on this dip so don't want to waste it eating when I'm already full
>>78223583
uhh who said I was white sweatie?

Taking my SSRI dose for the day and there's nothing you benzo fiends can do to stop me

>>78223753
says in the scripture. scripture is real because god says its real.

unironically just sharted

>>78223641
an insightful post

reeee
*rattles the bars of my cage*
reeeEEEEEEE
*suddenly the lights are turned on and heavy footsteps start approaching my cage*
*squeals loudly and burrows under the straw*

>>78223698
Ketamine > SSRI

had a benzo prescription for 4 years and have never been addicted

who /benzossri/ here?

*Strolls in*

Proto-Yanks

*Strolls out*

>>78223731
just use hansa on the darknet, it's not hard to set up

lots of vendors selling pharmaceutical valium

>>78223769
lol

>>78223699

NEED her to stand on my ballbag and call me her bitch

>>78223761
Just take SSRIs lmao

Left side of my lower jaw is starting to swell I think it's inflamed its even preventing me from sleeping

>>78223801
>he doesnt know

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>lol
enjoy hell spastic :)

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love how tolerant the UK is lads

>>78223801
I'm dumb as fuck and wouldn't know how

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>>78223797
I HOPE THE POOS SHIT ALL OVER YOUR COUNTRY

>>78223819
if god is all-loving and all-forgiving then i wont be going to hell will i

>>78223812
Take a benzo for it

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Visit a doctor, you bloody nonces.

>>78223820
the UK is better than europe at everything

I don't mind drugs. I just hate addiction. I love alcohol and weed, but anything you're forced to take by your body making you feel like shit should be banned. Tobacco, meth, coke, fentanyl, et cetera. Anything like that should be illegal.

so that the truth is recent benzo&ssri addiction increase in the britain is a part of vengeance of china for the opium wars

>>78223801
really want benzos but I don't have a mailable address (that won't be checked)

>>78223815
shit really it's closed?

are there any other darknets left

Hansa is compromised

yanks have a huge opioid abuse problem going on.

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getting the daily dose of benzos, SSRIs, opiates and aspirin

>>78223820
dire

>>78223839
its not the forgiving that sends you to hell. its by your own volition, your own will to deny the love of god. he would forgive you though.

>>78223843
Thought you strolled out?

>>78223855
domestic post wont be checked.

>>78223855
what city lad

>>78223839

No sweaty, you'll stay in hell for an indefinite period and then he'll forgive you :)

>>78223837

Actual Y*nk

etizolam > valium

shame it's impossible to get it anymore since they introduced the rc ban

only psychoactive substance I've taken today is my naturally produced dopamine reward from being a good boy who doesn't addle his brain with drugs :)

>>78223820

NEED to move to Slovakia

>>78223881
>>78223885
nah it's where I live, everything goes through reception

>>78223870
I love it when you insult us xx

>>78223872
why is she jumping in that sandpit then

SSRIs

>>78223887
Post cousin pics

>>78223878
well, im morally superior to god so going to heaven doesnt sound very appealing. oppressed by that tyrant for eternity? no thanks.

Why is it so difficult to ask Google a question about Christianity?
I have to scroll to the comments where some schmuck answers it in a single sentence instead of in 4 paragraphs about how Jesus loves you when I'm looking up stuff from the OT.

>>78223902
So? they don't open the fucking letters mate

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http://www.collectorsweekly.com/articles/journey-into-the-opium-underworld/

Good article on the grandaddy of drug addiction.

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having a cheeky smoke

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going on an adventure to the kitchen lads
there's some leftover pizza that needs dispatched

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>>78223921

Yes, this is Muhammad Moses-ley: My cousin who is older than me.

can't deal with all these people screwing me around

Need a choking gf

>>78223957
why is that lad playing the flute in bed then haha

>>78223963
bit beady

>>78223963
Mosley was unironically my grandad's godfather :(

anyone tried poppy seed tea

sounds awful, would probably just get an anxiety attack being scared i'd OD'd

>>78223965
Just pop a benzo lmao

>>78223954
yeah I suppose, but I live in student accomodation and I imagine they will know something's up and when letters look suspicious
too cowardly to take the risk

I could get benzos easy since drug stores here don't ask for prescription

I wouldn't though because I'm not a druggo, just alcohol for me

any gay lads in?

>>78223987
>>78223988

Don't you dare asperse my dear cousin or I will have you sent to the gulag for hate speech.

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arnold

>>78224003

any vendor worth their salt uses great stealth

it won't say ILLEGAL DARKNET DRUGS on the envelope pal

>>78224027
No.

>>78224027
I want an anglo bf

at some rank bar last night with some shite rihanna choons playing but acid made it all good u know

SSRIs are the virgin drug

love french americans

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>>78224031

>>78224003
Post containing drugs looks like any other post, don’t worry about it.

>>78224028
do you need to smiley face namefag? You're the only Paki here.

>>78224034
hmm good point, might give it a try. a lot of the people at reception are students themselves and know what goes on/ do it themselves
want to try shrooms more than benzos though

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Need an anglo bf to spank me and call me his naughty little cocksleeve

>>78223989
Fun fact about poppy seed tea; you can die without getting high.

You can overdose and die from opium's non-psychoactive organ depressant compounds (cause your organs to shut down) before you experience the high from opium's 3 psychoactive compounds.

Of course, it depends of the supplier and the condition of the seeds.

>>78224072

:)

NEED a pretentious French gf with a choker

how come arnold had a skinny waist and was tall but all the bodybuilders these days are manlets with big fat bellies

I want to try accela

>>78224075
are you in Sydney lad I can sell you some

>>78224028
Nah but genuinely, my great grandad was an electoral agent for Robert Forgan, one of Mosley's Labour defection clique.

>>78223958
that is fucking cancer

PICKLE RICKERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT

>>78224116
yeah and I appreciate it but would rather not meet up with someone on 4chan
and I often find drug dealers are obnoxious cunts

/r/poppytea

I've been browsing after my morbid obsession with opium. It's a very depressing corner of the internet.

>>78224098
I have an Egyptian Sunna bro. What is your opinion on the angel Gabriel? :)

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NEED 195 men to supply me with sperm for my "all-sperm diet and regime" to lose 20 lbs and exercise my arms.

>>78224163
I'm not a drug dealer

having prebreakfast

SSRIs

>>78224123
you can't get cancer from weed

haha state of lefties. no arguments to be found

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=evN5q2oKnVo

>>78224197
Fat fuck, I only have Lunch and Dinner, no snacks.

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don't even enjoy the weekend

serious question can someone explain why pickle rick became such a meme

don't watch rick and morty so tried looking for context but don't really get it

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Need a alt right gf

>>78224188
hmm maybe
where are you located?

>>78224230
Watch Rick and Morty. It is THE show.

>>78224230
Because it’s soooooooo random!!

>>78224232
who are these aryan nordic scandinavian qts?

>>78224232
brittany is the perfect amount of black

youtube demonetised luimarcos channel because he started talking about anti SJW stuff instead of fitness

no loyalty baby please

>>78224232
take a dick you your ass reactionary

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forgot what this webm was about

>>78224233
inner west lad

>>78224269
lol nobody cares

finna jerk it

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Me and daddy xxx

>>78224284
jayden?

>>78224281
it's what mussies do to teenage British girls before raping them and turning them into kebab

>>78224110

these days they use a lot more HGH which gives you that bloated stomach

>>78224300
Wish that was my daddy ;(

>>78224302
trent?

failed my theory test lads

guy spills coffee on loud lamborghini..

>>78224335
cringe

I'm a Rorke/Brody/Rasheed hybrid.

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>>78224232

hhnnnggg

>>78224328
nah
jayden n?

>>78224335
lol I passed multiple choice by a single mark. And got nothing on 50% of hazard perception tests, passed that my a single mark too. Did you study at all?

>>78224360
I am also a radcen

>>78224300
(from Reddit)

As I said below to someone else, it's symbolism. Every single element of this photo is thematically, artistically and stylistically sexual. This is a photo meant to say "we fuck". The pose is sexual. She's braless and wearing a short skirt with a pose that's millimeters away from being upskirt. The angle is obviously meant to emphasize her legs. Lapsitting by a woman who is not a small child with a man is a sexual pose, especially with all these other elements. This is a sexual photo, and it was intentional. I wouldn't be surprised if this is actually part of a series, and we will never see the rest. The sleaze in this photo is bottomless.


Because he's fucking his daughter, and has been since she was underage. He's a billionaire. He knows he can get away with it. He can even flaunt it, and nobody can stop him. This photo can hide behind plausible deniability, but I have no doubt that this was an entire shoot, and the rest is very much part of a personal collection he "enjoys", if you know what I mean. It's about power. The fact he can not only do it, but make minimal secret about it, flaunts his power. There's no point to having power if you can't flaunt it in his eyes. For him, sex is about power, and there's no greater display of power than having something illegal and letting everyone know it, and they can't stop you. His own underage daughter: the ultimate taboo, and he can break it because he's rich. He wants you to know it, because it shows how powerful he is and how powerless you are.

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miss britt, burke and lansbury lads

>>78224335
how? 90% common sense

>>78224365
nah

>>78224371
yeah studied multiple choice for weeks, hazard perception too

passed the hazard part but was two marks off a pass (41/50, needed 43) in the multiple choice

any techno man in

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08VrNbnbz4o

>>78224392
you know what they say about common sense, don't you?

>>78224397
it's ok lad you can be honest x

>>78224404
2bf I studied daily for a couple of needle and only got 46

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the gf (so-called)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJXxZ7wm5bM

>>78224425
not like its 1000 euros a test in sweden or germany
all good lad

>>78224445
Weeks not needle

>>78224232
Why is Laura standing with a hammerhead shark?

Started a Lena Paul subfolder on the porn drive

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>>78224420
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FfQ9HstpqcE

>>78224467
idk something silly expensive they mentioned

need these clowns put out business sunshine
they keep screwing me around

>>78224483
downloading porn is a slipperly slope I know too well
probably need to make a lola taylor folder sometime soon

>>78224214
girl at 2:30 is the most attractive and less stupid of the bunch

howling

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5CBhPDQDr4

>>78224335
just get the official app

if you do enough mock tests, all the questions you've learnt show up in the real one

and learn stopping distances

>>78224492
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DhFcgvl7hRE

any romanian man in
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BGbnTU4l9_U

need a new belt but can't find one that I like

>>78224531
raving when it's daytime
not a fan
tent or something

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Opiates are fucked man. Just read a post on /r/poppytea about a guy who came to the realisation after relapsing that opiates are what's going to kill him. It killed 4 of his close friends in 2 years.

Opiates are ridiculously addictive and depress organs, so if you take enough your organs fail. You can also die from withdrawal, and the addiction is ridiculously strong. Someone can be feeling withdrawals months after last use.

Not to mention constipation, itching, feeling very cold/hot, difficulty breathing. I've learned a lot about opiates these last two weeks, and they're basically invade and take over your body and kill you.

Fentanyl overdose has actually been the #1 killer in my city for the past few years. I think something like 40 people die in my city a year ODing on fentanyl, which is synthetic morphine (morphine being the primary opiate).

Abortion is murder

>>78224590
alright spook

>>78224454
cringe

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>>78224531
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_O0MIgGlOVg

>>78224574

yeah I don't get open air gigs
need to be half blinded by strobes in a deafeningly loud small venue

>>78224626
daytime parties have a nice vibe
when the sun sets/rise is amazing

>>78224590
alright nerd, why don't you go marry a poppy if you love'em so much

>>78224590

bit of skag is fine if you know what you're doing. william s burroughs lived to be 82.

fentanyl is the runt opiate though

>>78224590
Opiates are simply inducing a modern day survival of the fittest.
We don't need to kill each other over food any more, so only those of us that can stand the monotony of modern day life without sinking to degenerate druggy levels will survive :-)

>>78224590
yeah I'll stick to stims and psychedelics thanks
fucking junkies

LSD made me hate non-whites and poor people

its illegal to drive in flip flops

>>78224689
LDS*

>>78224335
It will be fine la - I failed my practical test 8 times

>>78224692
it's political correctness gone mad

>>78224692
Can't believe mum is a criminal

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>>78224692
>tfw Californian and read this

>>78224626
Green velvet is a good lad.
Came back to our student shithole house after a gig.
We got him proper fucked up

mad how my vote counts the same as yours despite your IQ being a fraction of mine

Going on a date with a girl I recently declared my crush to tomorrow. She and I have known each other for like two and a half months and get along very well, so I went for it and asked her out, and she said yes. Very nervous. Pep me up and give me hints, lads.

>>78224457
Which one is the orangutan!? WAAHAAY!!

>when gf's with me, checking her phone every few minutes, replying to messages off her friends straight away, constantly checking instagram and snapchat
>never texts me when she's out doing stuff, only texts or calls when she's in bed about to go to sleep

ahhh yes, fuck you you cunt.

cannot watch a british relay team, we drop the baton half the time

Shawty she a baddie and her body taste like candy

>>78224776
instead of bitching about her behind her back on 4chan how about you raise your problem with her.

>>78224776
just talk to her about it we can't help you

fucking nonce

>>78224769
just dont turn up, you might embarrass yourself and it's not worth it

>>78224801
HOT
fuck I love a girl with a deep V

>>78224805
just venting 2bh, it's one argument after the other lately

>>78224801
blue board lad

>>78224776
don't talk to her about it, either do the same to her or start cheating
it's probably what she's doing anyway

>>78224780
i struggle watching anyone perform because i'm scared it's going to go wrong and i'll get embarrassed for them
can't watch sports or anything live really

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had a sexual dream this morning but woke up before the sex started

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>>78224852
me

>>78224837
just end it bro

>>78224776
cheat on her

Constantly tired/sleepy

Can’t remember the last time I felt truly energised and awake

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Can't disagree desu.

>>78224769
there's no reason to be nervous. if you get a long really well and have known each other for a while, you don't have to worry about first impressions. hang out with her as normal and talk about how you feel. hold hands and smile at her, because she'll be nervous too and these things will help relax her. if you're both too nervous, the date could be awkward, so set the example by hiding your nerves and set her at ease. have fun friend, you already got over the hard part.

>>78224769
be physical
what you do is more important than what you say
touch her but not in an overtly sexual way (at first) more to establish dominance
keep your plans close and leave here confused as to where you're going what you're doing.
if you gut to eat, maybe take her around after and cruise about town or head to some cool place nearby you know of.
don't push anything super sexual the first date, just go in for a kiss near the end and see how she responds

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>>78224881
can I recommend stimulants?
instant energy in a bag

confident and non-spergy in virtually all areas of life apart from women. duno why just really shit at it.

guess that part of my brain is missing.

destined for a life of loneliness. great.

>>78224954
not particularly spergy with women they just don't like me

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>>78224948
Sips

ded thred
ded country

microfarting

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>>78225074
>>78225074
>>78225074