/cum/

>>78218368
First for Fuck the kraut

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He sent me 4 more pictures

1/4

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MOMMY

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misa~!!

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>>78218384
2/4

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best villager-bro coming thru

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>>78218368
>You will never be Tom Nook's sugar daddy.

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>cali

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>>78218401
3/4

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>>78218412
4/4

What is /cum/ listening to?

https://youtu.be/5mwEemWkZFo

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*enters the thr-

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AfyZ_t1czXA

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-WPk5wv7xg

japanese video games >>>> western video games

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rate my ex

(the only time ive played animal crossing was with her)

>>78218431
I thought I got that song out of my head .
Anyways,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-qQ_brIsfY

how do i get this song out of my head

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9XKLqGqwLA

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>>78218432
*enters the thread* (me on the right)

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fwrka6OVoh8

>>78218461

Are you my ex

i think you have a lot of vitriol for me

>>78218467
I don't know
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eTLTXDHrgtw

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xybLsPwa-HU

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Does anyone else keep seeing a camera flash from outside their window every night recently?

>>78218473
is the new touhou game good, or is it just another touhou game

>>78218492
My mother thinks she's being followed every time she comes home from her night job.

Simon Foster: I think the reason America is a superpower is because everyone who comes here to negotiate is out of their minds with jet-lag. If somebody offered me a pillow now, I'd happily give them Gibraltar.

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>>78218368

Because le edgy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6pQmanUYlqo

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>>78218518
please ravish me while reciting austen

>>78218408
whats the deal with lobo?

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>>78218524

FUCK OOOOOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RsQjC5zVnt8

slavic americans are lesser americans

I miss this era
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dqv4c-yswEU

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>>78218485
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RV5jJrv2kjY

>>78218539

>bro as fuck
>fishes
>shitty interior decorating choice
>might be a jock
>knows that bros always come before hoes(thots)
>moved out on me back in 2009

wish i was born in the 80s so i could experience the world of the 90s hacker age

>>78218507
Just another touhou game

where did the canadians go?

Love this song desu

https://youtu.be/zqxNmtFXG7o

this is the best dbz scene

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UG727fQvmgI

Every time I go to a whore house

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-SnNh4RZ0o

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>>78218507
what else would you even expect it to be?

Men who date trannies are known as chaser and are often considered to be closet trannies by trannies themselves

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-bS5WNnTC4

>>78218594

the real number of the devil is 616

>>78218607
Or closet queers

>>78218597
a game i could play without spending 3 hours to get past the first 4 levels

>el haitiANO is autistic AND gay

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went on a tinder date tonight with a nice girl tonight

even made her lol out loud

>>78218646
>tinder
>nice girl
pick one

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what's a el haitiANO

>>78218653
she was tho

granted she might be secretly crazy but i saw no obvious red flags

>>78218646
take a quick shot of her thighs for /cum/ if you get a second date

what happened to Jotolisco?

>>78218670
will do bud

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>tfw porning up my default NV posters

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSeQe9P8FJQ

Space Jam is the GOAT film

>>78218687

dead from a hurricane

gave >her life to save some orphans

>>78218687
narco killed him

>>78218687
He's GONE, Pedro

>>78218712

I wish these videos would stop

Space jam isnt a song that just mixes with anything

facebook/watermelange

>>78218687
Jotolisco is in /lat/ sometimes
Same with Bajachan

I played touhou games but stopped because they were all way too easy.

>ywn fuck a woman like her
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SS02GeKuWQ4

Why doesn't Canada post anymore :(

>>78218779
haha speak for yourself virgin lmao

man

my laptop battery is swollen wtf :(

>>78218789
no u
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-_9WtdYlQA

>>78218784
Canada made the OP

>>78218800
swole*

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>imagine actually going to that general... everyday and being retarded

Have you ever seen haitiANO on other boards or /int/?

i miss bones
he was my best friend

the average /cum/ poster
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBBrSSyp7_M

who the fuck is haitiano

>>78218851

I aint no mormon

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I MUST breed with this thot

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>>78218368
I want to fuck Isabelle from Animal Crossing.

You will never be unvergined

dislike that cat

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>>78218878
i want to fuck the sexy sheep

>>78218879
I want bath salts to be illegal in florida

>>78218888

I just want Canada to post again so I know she's okay

>>78218877
shes actually not as good looking as she thinks

>>78218895

we havent had a welshman here before

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSp4VzT60wI

wish i were still a virgin sometimes

>>78218925
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDPR5EoYqOs
It hurts

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This is my wife. Say something nice about her.

>>78218925
Why?

>>78218949
i'm not proud of any of the relationship i've been in so far

man i hate my lifeee

>>78218949
She reminds me of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EXxUHTtbeMg

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best fem-villager

>>78218968
No, you don't.

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>tfw not a virgin

did canada get nuked what's going on?

>>78218983

i literally changed my battery last year

*gets a proxxy*
*becomes a new poster*
HOLY FUCKING SHIT GET A LOAD OF THIS IT'S AMAZINGU!

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>ywn hug this cat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HpYGJWk7Wrw

>>78218368
That racoon is so annoying i want him die

>>78218990
I agree. That one Japanese poster should go away as well now that I think about it.

join the discord we are dead as fuck

>tfw alternate between being incredibly proud virgin and just wanting to try sex once to say i've experienced it
vaginas disgust me and i don't like women as friends

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>discord

>>78219031
Just punch a nip in the throat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3aeQ3DmKU7A

>>78219046
link?

>>78219018
But how likely is it that there's a proxy epidemic? When I tried to post on 4chan with the tor browser, I always ended up with a banned proxy IP no matter what.

>>78219055
superb post

>>78219057
I like this version better
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3DeURx3mYck

>>78219067
https://discord.gg/qhbdSG

>>78219017
You hate your life because your Mac book is giving you problems?

Talk about priorities

>>78219053
t. gay

>>78218877
She's that pretty because she spent 2 hours in front of the mirror applying makeup. Never call a girl beautiful before you've seen her wake up in the morning.

>>78219073
you need a pass to get around IP-block bans

>>78219090
perhaps
don't much fancy getting AIDS and don't find men particularly physically attractive, but could only ever have a long term relationship with a man. (Because, again, don't like women for anything but aesthetic.)

Can't be the only one that fantasizes about being raped by Tom Nook because I haven't paid off my debt

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>>78219096
晚安!

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>>78219106

thats ie extremely weird

>>78219090
I actually got a stoner to suck me off
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VEyDNTLlRgU

/cum/ is abysmal

>>78219093
Do they not ban pass members?

>>78219113
good idea, bait Ryan. We need a leafpost STAT

NOW /cum/ is abysmal*

>>78219106
>not using the duplication glitch and getting him to fuck off

obsessed

>>78219140
yes, shitposters can't use that method since it would be expensive

>>78219133
Better than /lat/

>>78219143
Meh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DsP5bJPViEI

Why has /cum/ been so bad for the past few days?

Why don't you people do something original?

>>78218384
>>78218401
>>78218412
>>78218427
mmm... bitch has good thighs. makes me want a thighjob

i pretty much stopped posting for the past week to play video games

if i decide to come back for a while, i'll be making a lot of OC and high effort posts, like i usually do

going to bed, there better be canadian posters tomorrw

>>78219162
You're right, but you're also incredibly annoying.

kys proxyfag loser

>>78219170
New gimmick: Be unoriginal as possible so people think all the posters are actually just one really autistic guy talking to himself.

>>78218625
based

>>78219192
Good night

>>78219190
i just reply to stuff

I just got here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X4z2iubQPgo

>>78219200
Please stay. You're the only person here making original posts. /cum/ needs people like you to keep it fresh.

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can't sleep, thread theme:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QbFAv5j00Qs

NEED an inflatable latex kangaroo suit

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what's your desktop background?

ever realize how bill mauer sounds like the host from Americas funniest home videos?

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>>78219249
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ooWkA_-lOHA

A leaf post finally! going to sleep for realz now

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>>78219249

>>78219260
Nighty night
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5YnGygv4Guw

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>bazinga man is a guest on mauer tonight

>>78219255
good post

>>78219266
like this, but it's a little too blurry for my eyes

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>>78219249
I talk to the wind is objectively the best song on the album.

>>78219287
Who the fuck is Bill Mauer?

>>78219308

maher*

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>>78219249
The standard Windows 8 background.

>>78219321
Oh, I thought so, but I wasn't sure because you said it twice.

>>78219308
i can't disagree with you

>>78219330
>being a tasteless media slave

what have wypipo done now?

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>>78219249

you are so pathetic

i have changing background but right now is this

>>78219342

elected HITLER to the white house

received a filtered (You)

Fuck it, good night guys.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6OP54laB-nU

>>78219249
it's tiled (and messy)

>>78219330
>standard background
>80 % flat bright yellow/orange
It's like they want people to hate the OS

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>>78219367
>forgets pic
kys

>>78219381
that looks really familiar. what is it?

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Which one is cuter?

>>78219399

the one that isnt a boy

>>78219399
Left

>>78219399
you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WqltN-49HhE

Stabenow is sweating bullets.

>>78219406
Both are boys :^)
>>78219411
T-thanks :3

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>>78219249
Default Win10

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>w10

>>78219423
>being a tasteless media slave
Regards, >>78219341

>>78219394
a deer skull with star sparkle things

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I fixed that gay ass picture

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>>78219452
Fixed that for you

turns out OC kills /cum/

>>78218883
most underrated gimmick of /cum/

damn normies

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*erupts*
>ausfahrt 4200

bout to drink this muddafukkkkken sprite my boys

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going to buy these pants tmr in this color. i bought a pair in black 3 years ago and they're still going strong.

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think I'm gonna try to stay up until 5~6pm tomorrow to enact my new sleeping plan

>>78219557

what about your job

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>>78219576
if I go to sleep at 6pm and sleep until 12am I would have typically 4 to 5 hours to do things before work and enough energy to get through the day

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Anime is for weirdos.

I just turned 20 two hours ago and I have accomplished none of society's traditional milestones of becoming an adult asides from being in university. What should I do?

>>78219607

i like you

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>ywn time travel and see dinosaurs and shit

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>anime? not a fan

>>78219608
Happy birthday breh, I hope your day goes well

Btw you are not an adult in your early twenties

>>78219595
bad shop

>>78219608

you can accomplish one of the best traditions

killing yourself

>>78219632
thanks anon, when do you consider someone to be an adult?

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>>78219638
Do you still want me to shut up?

>>78218408
>>78218555
lobo was a dick

>>78219643
I've been considering it, not seriously, but the thought has crossed my mind

>>78219651
no, you're a qt

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This is honestly a 2/5 I don't care what /mu/ thinks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qybmEWZoUWw

>>78219652

t. thot

>>78219647
Late 20's, early 30's

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>>78219659

do it

do it for one dollar store cara

drinking alone on a friday night... for the last 2000 days

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hehe

>>78219540
t. negro

What the fuck is a breakout session in college?

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>tfw i'm an anime fan

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>tfw i'm an anime fan

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found a bunch of pictures on my phone.
gunna post some of the ones i like

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBuRlN17UyU

if oyu dont cry here you have no soul

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>>78219697
no idea, bud

>>78219718

>>78219723
Friendship with Cara ended.

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>>78219726

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>>78219747

>>78219743
dragonball is not an anime

>>78219726
>>78219747
Is that A CAT?

>>78219723
didn't cry

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>>78219758

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>dragonball is not an anime

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>>78219770
Si

>>78219773

>>78219769
Stop making excuses you closet weeb.

>>78218368
Play it.
It's comfy as fuck.

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>>78219782

what's better
being high
or being drunk

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>>78219808
being high

high on life

>>78219797

good post

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>>78219808
alcohol > weed
idk about anything else

>>78219807

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>smoking weed

>>78219808

weed is the instrument of satan that turns good christian males gay and leads to communism

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>>78219833
>mr scat

>>78219829
hi cutie ;)

>tfw no one likes my pictures
;_;

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Mommy

Probably, because people don't like you.

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>>78219808
High

>>78219897
this

nobody likes alabama

>>78219911
why?

hurtful posts

*smokes weed*

how are jellybeans made?

on that day and on that time
memories fill up in my mind

You guys think the military has two times the missile munitions they let us suspect them of?

>>78219935
they aren't

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>80s anime will never be a thing again

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bu533OKYHyc

rip

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>>78219935
like this

>>78219883
terrone?

>>78220003

wtf I love jellybeans now!

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Anime was never good.

>>78220032
this, but manga was always great

Just received a reply that I disagree with.

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>Anime was never good.

>>78220008
idk what this means

>>78220061
No.

You agree with me 100%.

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>>78220082
No... I don't manga is just as trash.

>>78220094
Stop lying to yourself. You love manga.

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*closes thread I was proven wrong in*

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>>78220107
I can't say I've ever watched/read anime not a homosexual my man.

>>78220131
Fact: you actually are a homosexual who loves anime and manga.

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>>78220118

I cant imagine how anyone growing up after the year 1990 didnt at least watch Dragonball/Z,
naturo, or pokemon at least once

>>78220131
>4kb

Mate come on I've got bandwidth limits here please be considerate.

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>>78220148
I'd rather be a chug than a queer and weeb.
>>78220163
Okay.

where are the europeans? isn't it supposed to be daytime in europe? isn't that how the world works?

>>78220218
they're prepping the bulls

>>78220218
no

>>78220185
oh... ok

dead

*makes a good post*

*intentionally makes a bad post*

>>78220310

impossible

>>78220316
Excellent post, anon.
@78220310
You had your (You)'s.

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tfw 1/256th french

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>>78220345
I know this feel.
Just a drop of garlic scented blood.

>tfw your sister is a huge dork

>>78220399
give me her snap

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>>78220382
>you will never live in a scenic french village

*begrudgingly makes a post*

>>78220411

she doesnt have a smartphone

>>78220428
give me her cell then

im 1/4 french

>got a straight guy to Fuck me tonight
Tonight is already 10/10
How is /cum/'s weekend going so far

>>78220437

I was trying to make a tommy and the tutones joke but the system thinks its spam

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>>78220421
>no white little cottage tucked away behind rows of Bordeaux vinyards

clack is cool

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>>78220458

>>78220483
Well I am here.

>>78220441
I believe it.

>>78220480
THIS

>>78220460
don't change the subject I want her number

All of my family is filthy Anglos and Scots.
Pretty bland.

>>78220458
going pretty good if i do say so myself. i got some wall art to hang, and spent some time with family members
free food is the best kind of food.
wasted some time playing video games

i was starting to feel insecure about my position in grad school, because i went several months without correspondence from any faculty or staff.
i got some emails today that secured my position as a staffer and student, so that anxiety has been lifted

>>78220498

I cant even post a fake number, much less hers

>>78220492

i dont need to lie

they changed the last name to spanish though, so i don't get anything cool for it

>>78220511
DON'T LIE TO ME

>>78220525
That sucks. French last names are aesthetic.

>>78220534

Im not

>>78220551

Yes, the french version sounds cool.

But i think the catalan version is the coolest.

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just bought 50 dollars worth of bitcoin
hope it doesn't crash lads

the largest prime factor of my cell phone number is 23333207
if you can guess my cell from this, send me a text and i'll buy you a pizza

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Im in Guadalajara now and I feel rly bad
I pulled an all nighter last night on the flight on the way, and i just feel so intimidated by everything, Mexico scaring me a lot

>>78220605
hi jotolisco

>>78220605
don't get beheaded

>>78220614

thats a manitoban, I think

>>78220605

what scares you?

>>78220627
oh ew

>>78220627
its me! a manitoban!

i just want to cry, this hostel feels scary even though the people are great
>>78220650
its so different

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>>78220660

Did you really think that going from an anglo first world country to a developing hispanic country was gonna be a smooth transition?

im a mexishit

also

NEW THREAD somebody make it since i cant

make a new thread, you losers

>>78220821
>>78220821
>>78220821

Migrate
>>78220818
>>78220818
>>78220818

>>78220824
Made my thread one second earlier