/brit/

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a few days ago on /r9k/ i got a black poster to timestamp her tits

NEED a british bf

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going to be dnow

>>78217171
yeah same

>>78217171
me too

>>78217171
post, janny is a kip and can't do his job for shit anyway

babestation

liam's 'n ol' irish nigg'r name you know dat fell'rs?

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animé

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>>78217161

changing my name to Anime James Cockstink

bit constipated lads

riley please fasten your mouth to the open end of an exhaust sweetheart

>>78217206
never met a nigger named liam but met lots of niggers named tyrone

>>78217168
what do you think about nu-sepultura?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hsefj7s09A8

>>78217203
what disorder do you have?

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How do I see a psychiatrist

>>78217197
i didn't save the pic but i'm looking through the archive now

choon https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6t-_lWWW_o

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>>78217214

>>78217237
sounds like a bunch of nigger monkeys banging on bongos

>>>/r9k/38977805

>>78217238
aspergers
not even shitposting.

>>78217229
go to bed

>>78217233
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=72GTz6dHcF0

KEEP POST

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zI_3DkCh3hs

>>78217269
its late noon

>>78217266
Would suck on those chunks.

Seen any good standup comedy recently?

>>78217237
For the fans is the best fase of the band, but i prefer Roots

>>78217238
A strong moral fibre and sense of justice isn't a disorder. Good on that lad.

>>78217263
nice lad

>>78217286
dumb yank

>>78217266
you don't need to convince me because you sound like a callous dickhead

>>78217285
new zealand is so advanced...

>>78217281
What the actual fuck is this

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>>78217303
I'm not a yank; I'm from the south.

someone psychoanalyse me

>>78217309
VERY luod korean man starign WWIII

>>78217316
he's going to absolutely lose it when he reads this post

The Departed is a criminally underrated movie desu

>>78217306
the leader of our green party just resigned because she admitted to benefit fraud and electoral fraud during the election for literally no reason
the new leader of the labour party is like the lovechild of corbyn and an actual literal horse

>>78217323
Tell me about yourself.

>>78217323
tell me about yourself anon

NEED an american alt right gf

>>78217290
Sepultura was always better than soulfly and conspiracy

>>78217323
Just tell me the last dream you remember

>>78217323
How was your relationship with your mother?

>>78217332
need to join the irish mob desu

>>78217325
He was eating Dog, so he and his nation deserves a nuke, fuck K-pop and Koreans in general

>>78217304
callousness is a virtue when dealing with arseholes and people who've had an easy ride but aren't adequately appreciative of it.
the real problem is not being callous enough to people who deserve it, due to the aforementioned guilt and self-image issues. if i don't stop them, who will?

nobody.

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>>78217302
>only one (you)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3sNkgfNCrAA
like this song but wish the lyrics were more family friendly

>>78217335
Phar lap still going strong?

>>78217323
you're a gay virgin who wants to shag his dad

okay guess I'm not going to bed since there's an ambulance being loud outside
think one of my neighbours is a bit ill

is it gay to pray?

>>78217363
excellent post

>>78217362
It's toxically masculine I reckon.

>>78217323
if you have to ask theres something wrong

>>78217337
>>78217342
not sure where to begin, gimmie some topics to cover

>>78217357
some guys who wanted to execute me came to my house, was one of those long dreams that would take loads of space to type up, but in short I ended up hacking them both to death with a machete and it was really gory (edgy I know, but can;t control my dreams now can I)

https://youtu.be/zI_3DkCh3hs

going to get some chicken karaage for lunch lads

>>78217261
they replaced max cavalera with a black dude

>>78217290
you don't mind the new vocalist then? I think he's alright but I imagine hardcore fans would be upset about max being replaced

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_hUM2YH41jE

>>78217379
took a massive bump of coke last weekend last weekend and thought i was going to die for a minute
said a quick hail mary before i went back into the club

>>78217355
Yes, Sepultura isGOAT here, Kisser and Cavalera brothers are respected a lot

>>78217364
I've never met an Aspy cognitive enough to accurately assess anybody's character or how much of an "arsehole" they are.

>>78217360
"ok"

not particularly close with either parent, find it hard to express and be honest around them. Though Im not an autist in any other situation

>>78217362
good lad
>>78217390
NOT so good lad

>>78217427
You should call her.

Lads everyone has passed out and theres some beak left, do I just sniff it?

>>78217398
Last two dreams I remember involved aliens or dogs cannibalizing me.

>>78217411
Dare I say, best post ever?

>>78217465
fuck off reddit

>>78217409
Of course i mind, we are really purists with band here, Cavalera will be aways the vocal of Sepultura, the Brazilian accent in the songs is unique, Derrick Green is not bad but i prefer Cavalera

>>78217465
ofcourse

do it for me

>>78217481
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDACorIaxNw

>>78217421
While obviously caveats apply, I'm pretty good at it. I can certainly tell the difference between banter and actually being a dick, for example, and I can infer from certain behaviour patterns when someone is generally smug, etc.
Though I do have an arbitrary standard where certain smug people are incredibly charming and give off the vibe that the world does revolve around them (love those people), while others fail to do so and irritate me. (hate those people.)

I think at this stage I'm probably a better assessor of character offline than on. Online I'm terrible. That didn't used to be the case. (Yes it did, all my online friends found cooler friends and fucked off.)

>>78217465
Yee.

>>78217221
cell phones are pretty aesthetic in their current incarnation, just a thin rectangle about the size of your palm that does all sorts of things. i think it'd not look out of place in a mid 20th century sci-fi writer's imagination of today. we need these things too though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=icwjKxdJNik

>>78217161
https://twitter.com/TheSwogBlog/status/896206905386946560

antifa cretin has a meltdown when he realises they are severely outnumbered

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Damian got fat lads.
#Gorillaz

>>78217493
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3JhXn_onsw

>>78217476
Oh yeah that was the quintessential reddit post

until flying cars are more efficient than regular ones (i.e. never), they will never take off. (no pun)

>>78217543
>DUDE should I do drugs LMAO I'm so fuckin high. brb let me tell reddit about this

business idea: get a phone good enough for general web-browsing or productivity work so that when cretins invite me to the boring nightclubs i can sit in the corner shitposting and people watching as i sip my drink, rather than just ducking out to have fun on my own and losing them.

(parenthetical posting)

>>78217572
But im not telling reddit I was asking advice from my fellow Brits, fuck of yank

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interesting image

original rgngg kggd

>>78217612
drugs are reddit, fuck off. would fucking bet my life that you browse reddit daily

>>78217590
state of british women

>>78217590
is this an OC?

>>78217536
Thanks lad.

>>78217615
guy on the right is one unfortunate looking cunt

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>>78217639

>>78217639
what do you mean? he looks like an average guy you see on the street. i forget that everyone online is a greek adonis

Reminder America is the greatest country of all time.

HATE runts

>>78217656
SCREAMING

>>78217635
Your welcome fan

>>78217639
he literally just needs to be more confident

Man, fuck women. They're manipulative, whore-ish, disloyal, and don't contribute anything to society. They'll never do anything for you, or you principles.

>Be in high school
>Be on school's cross country team
>Before every meet, our team is congregated under the team's tent waiting for the races to start
>Coach's wife and 1 year old daughter always shows up about 30 minutes before the race
>1 year old daughter always recognizes are uniforms, and runs up to us to give each individual person on the team a hug
>We look absolutely ridiculous when she does this, and are laughed at by everyone
>One day I get absolutely annoyed when she does it
>She gets to me, and I push her off of me, propelling he about 1 foot in the air
>Coach is absolutely infuriated at me for refusing to baby sit his child, and starts to yell at me
>I start to yell back and tell him how his daughter made our team look like an absolute joke before every race
>Kicks me off the team right then and there

I didn't give a fuck then, and still don't give a fuck now. I stood my ground and stayed by my principles.

>>78217663
i disagree

>>78217657
nah elliot isn't thay bad but the guy on the right is an ugly bastard theres no sugar coating it

>>78217615
I literally look like the guy on the right

/brit/ is different the past few days. I feel that someone has invited a Discord party here.

>>78217697
big if true

>>78217625
Not arsed

>>78217671
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lmm7VGxxRZs

fuk da bolis

>>78217724
what kind of discord?

>>78217724
Yeah me and the guys from the RadCen discord are here

>>78217697
you are just a knob if this is true

>>78217739
Like we say here, pau no cu da PM

>>78217697
Who gives a fuck if a 1 year old is giving you all a hug you absolute fucking autist

>>78217747
>>78217775
lads...

love that theres metal cunts here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mW0Ao9r2zkY

>>78217762
>like we say here
UMA DELICIA

>>78217697
The other team's probably jealous desu
>no qt loli to give me a hug before I play
You're just autistic and probably a faggot.

>>78217792
eke, that one was good

Feel like I might be a tad evil
I would wipe out the planet and repopulate it solely with British people if I could

are there many brazillians in england? fucking loads here in dublin

>>78217804
whats evil about that

>>78217824
im not british

>>78217804
May I be your henchman for this ploy?

>>78217798
>>78217775
>>78217747
copypasta

>>78217786
They're a pair of fuckin nonces

>>78217821
Not that much, only in London, England is too expensive, thats why they go to Ireland

>>78217697
OMG is this true???!?!?! you asshole!!

ITS BEEN A LONG ROAD

>>78217697
kek

>>78217852
they all deal drugs here

watching the picklerick episode
meh

>>78217706
what makes him ugly? point out one thing. just one. but wait, you can't, because you're full of shit

>>78217728
>>78217859
good posts
>>78217747
>>78217775
bad posts
>>78217798
'

>>78217870
Brazilians being Brazilians, fucking depressing

>>78217762
>>78217791
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rhdnt1LFrHU

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Haven't been hugged in 13 years.

>>78217798
kind of nonce right here who says loli isn't peaedophilic

>>78217917
*hugs your cock with my mouth*

>>78217852
Dublin is stupid expensive, after London in expensive places to live.

>>78217900
Dont feel to bad friend, every country has there runts

>>78217915
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3sMALbhJU6M

better post something before this thread gets bumped off page 10

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black people are subhuma-

>>78217933
Since is almost impossible to study other language besides English here, Dublin becomes the most affordable place to do exchange program in Europe

>>78217940
Thank you champ <3

>>78217974
>black

>>78217968
More like HIV positive the dirty cunt.

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>>78217974

>>78217915
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QT2ARrSSlXU
Watch and see the true art of Brazilian people

>>78217974
niggers are subhuman

>>78217974
>pop music
wtf i love blacks now

>>78217804
do scottish people count as british
it would be a mistake if so
(t. scottish nationalist)

>>78217989
me on the right

>>78217877
his eyes are ugly as fuck desu

>>78218006
dork

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don't fall for the drumpflets conspiracy theories lads

you know when you're sick and it hurts to push your hair in the opposite direction
have that right now

>>78217976
No problem lad.
Also Dublins a pretty expensive place to live, you should be able to find somewhere cheaper than there surely?

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>>78218014
bully
>>78217997
rorke

>>78217991
Best Brazillian choon.

Heard this song in Italy too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRqI5R6L7ow

>>78218018
lol fuck you abo

.l.. <- that's a middle finger for you cunt

>>78218023
yeah same but all the time haha awesome

>>78217940
some moreso than others

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On the morning of January 5, 1973, Chris Burden walked out onto a beach near the runways of LAX and fired several shots from a revolver at a 747 as it flew overheard. Burden later explained that the piece was about "impotence," since he knew in advance that the bullets would fall short of their target. Impotence in this case meaning bold but futile gestures, the inadequacy of human agency in the face of the grander scheme of things.

Still, unsurprising to learn that the FBI showed up on his doorstep with some questions about the incident a few days afterwards.

>>78218048
Aye some countries are 99% runtoids

>>78217981
He was a big autistic cunt.
couldn't even meet fans.

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>black people are subhuma-

>>78218049
pretty cool lad

>>78218014
not an argument

>>78218044
you wanna fucking go pussiboi

>>78218079
fuck you bitch faggot

>>78218070
average brazillan

>>78218070
look at that nose
i cant tell if its a photoshop or not

>>78218085
fuck off

>>78218070
She's neither black nor human.
Nor African.

>>78218090
honk honk

>>78218027
I know but is pretty easy to find an academic study to do at a Irish college, and education is Europe is even cheaper than in Brazil, so besides being an expensive city, is still more affordable and better to study than USA or Canada

>>78218035
É pau é pedra é o fim do caminho, é o resto de toco, um pouco sozinho.
This is one of the most famous Brazilian songs ever abroad and is considered a "cult" music here, i think only Aquarela do Brasil is more famous

>>78218108
completely arbitrarily drawn lines. doesn't look like it at all. you could draw any shape and make it "fit"

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Wonder whatever happened to Bobbie Gentry, she was a qt.

>>78218070
>Weinstein

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>>78218108
if only the world really looked like that....

Can't imagine being a Jew in Europe during the Third Reich, that would have been some scary shit. And it didn't matter if you were a western Jew or an eastern Jew. Anne Frank was a western Jew from the Netherlands and she suffered the same fate as any Polish Jew.

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im making an account on coinbase and its asking me for a photo of my passport, drivers id or photo id

is this a scam

>>78218070
She's white.

>>78218132
post a picture of your passport, drivers or photo id and ill tell if there's anything you should hide

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meandering deceased

>>78218027
they basically live 10 people packed into an apartment for 4
you'd swear they were still in the slums

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>>78218127
cats can curl up retard

>>78218127
>Australia the same size as Russia
Nonce.

>>78218143
Please kill at least one of then, just to see the lulz and butthurt here

>>78218127
Straya is massive. You're tiny lad

>>78218141
why would i need to post any of that shit anyway

>>78218144
the cat would be curling opposite of that

>>78218160
they arent that bad in terms of crime really
just small time drug dealers

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>>78218178
fussy fussy

just typed Anonymous in the name bar
or did i? muahaha

>>78218188
>just small time drug dealers
Like every upper-class teenager do here

>>78218160
A good mate from São Paulo moved to Denmark.
Used to swap music for years. He's a Euro now.

>He's from an amerisquare
Grim

love putting my cat in a head lock

>>78218166
prove your identity in case of fraud

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found the page in the bible with my life plan

>>78218049
i have just read an interwiev with him and he said fbi visited him only after a few years

>>78218224
damn i need to stop drinking, what will my wife and child think

>>78218204
I fucking love São Paulo, i live not far way, is by far my favorite city in Brazil (i've travelled to Europe once)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EyEA1IikdqM

wew lad

>>78218224
straight to step 9 for me don't pass go don't collect 200 haha

business idea: syndicalism

>business idea:
>business

fuck off reactionary

>>78218211
why cant they just give you some identity question like
>what was the name of your first dog

this seems very (((strange)))

>>78218235
I learned about Glberto and revolutions

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me

would like to live in seattle

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me in the center

>>78218291
>giberto and revolutions?
Are you talking about the constitutionalist revolution in the 30's or the Military Junta?

Miscellaneous Civil Servant: Can you stop swearing, please?
Malcolm: Oh, I'm really sorry, you won't hear anymore swearing from us, YOU MASSIVE, GAY SHITE! FUCK OFF!

>>78218335

culture and determination are more important than genes

>>78218270
if someone uses a fraudulent payment and withdrawals the bitcoin the exchange is fucked. so they require identification. common practice.

anyone see fistful of bitcoins?

>>78218392
t. zhang osman yeung jijibogolingondbombam

>>78218398
are you a /biz/boy

>>78218407
Seen fistful of ur mums fallopian tubes.

>>78218425
I don't browse /biz/ but I invest

Toby Wright: Look, we called some builders, they didn't turn up when they said they would—
Jamie MacDonald: What did you expect?! THEY'RE BUILDERS! Have you ever seen a film where the hero is a builder? No! BECAUSE THEY NEVER FUCKING TURN UP IN THE NICK OF TIME! Bat-builder?! Spider-builder?! Huh?! That's why you never see a superhero with a hod!

>>78218424
mongols
ottoman empire
gracie family
london mayor

so much for "superior" whites :)

>>78218500
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AufQINNTbNc

>>78218500
ghengis khan was a member of the rurikid dynasty lad

>>78218520
why did you post a video of the founders of western civilisation hun x)

>>78218500
>mongols
not an empire
>ottoman empire
luck and being surrounded by dumb arabs
>gracie family
essentially white
>london mayor
don't care

>>78218520
spoken greek doesn't sound as nice as i thought it would've

>>78218538
How will I be able to stand on my feet,
After so many blows?
I've forgotten the steps
But I can't say, "I can't"
I have to start dancing

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>>78218335
>>78218453

>>78218552
wtf

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>ottoman empire
>luck

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TlLChcOlLK0

DANCE?
DID YOU SAY...
DANCE?

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>>78217161
Fascism on the rise in America

>>78218437
do you invest in crypto?
where do you even begin

https://pollmill.com/f/what-is-the-size-of-lee-eun-hye-s-nipple-psu1kv4/answers/new.html

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>>78217525
https://twitter.com/TheSwogBlog/status/896220992414023682

creasing

>>78218582
fuck me and i thought owen jones looked like a bender

>>78218582
are you a member of the daily mail lad? those tiki torches are for mosquitos. this photo is deceptively out of context.

>>78218589
THAILAD!

>>78217525
>>78218589
1. they're a jew aren't they
2. they're a man aren't they

thaicuck is here

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>>78218605

>>78218582
whats this

HO
HA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pzmI3vAIhbE

HO
HA

>>78218565
Let's dance

>>78218582
Background of this photo please

fuck me i'm going to be murmuring that chant under my breath for ages now
no nazis no kkk no fascist USA!
no nazis no kkk no fascist USA!
no nazis no kkk no fascist USA!

>>78218606
Well a man for sure, don't know if he's a jew

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https://twitter.com/AndrewQuackson/status/896216538075856897
oh fuck me this is my favourite video on the internet

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>>78218564
Wish I had sweet dance moves like that...

anyone remember the cuckio meme

anyone remember the cuckio meme

anyone remember the cuckio meme

>>78218655
full
https://youtu.be/oNljRBy23ks

liam you're a cuck

>>78218586
research a lot

starting to think the cuckio meme is asking people if they remember the cuckio meme, an actual cuckio meme having never existed.

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>>78218719

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>>78218719

I don't like the cuckio meme

>>78218746
same

>>78218746
>>78218750
oh fuck off

>tfw watching roblox letsplays on youtube
I'm so pathetic.

>>78218703
It's looking for directions for the tube.
haha

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arses

don't let the days go by, glycerine

eat shit riley

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVBvEqxucvQ

https://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/cuckio/page/39/
fuck me

>>78218793
liam > riley

black pigeon speaks

>>78218621
>>78218627
There's a massive white nationalist rally tomorrow in Charlottesville. Tonight was just the warm-up for it but involved hundreds of them marching with torches, chanting and humiliating Antifa. Some violence. Twitter liberals are going ballistic

anyone remember the hello nigger meme

>>78218809
i remember the rorke meme, rorke.

>>78218816
Hello nigger

>>78218816
hello nigger

a yank is a piece of property

>>78218797
glorious

does anyone remember the meme where you pretend to be a girl for e-points

>>78218816
hello nigger

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>>78218833

cant wait for the end of the month lads, gonna cash in my e-points for a 4chan pass

>>78218592
Are you implying its not fascist to hurt mosquitoes?

Had half of Columbia up my conk this evening

>>78218848
fuck off you puny blood sucking bug

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me

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In the clearing stands a boxer
And a fighter by his trade
And he carries the remainders
Of every glove that laid him down
And cut him till he cried out
In his anger and his shame
“I am leaving, I am leaving”
But the fighter still remains

>>78218893
>>78218893
>>78218893