/brit/

babestation

Labour should have accepted the Mosley Memorandum.

>>78214967
that moment was sad desu.
assaulting an old man isn't on

>>78214967
BASH

THE

FASH

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1qN72LEQnaU

who remembers this

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haha alri

>>78215020
i member

can't tell if i'm gay or i just can't stand female personalities

don't want to have sex with anyone but prefer wanking to girls (however vaginas are disgusting.)

this is truly the worst general on 4chan.

wish i had better things to post

kill yourselves fucking scumbags

kill yourselves pirates

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>eventually blacks become majority population in the west
>start treating minorities (whites) like they used to treat blacks
>"wait isn't this exactly what you protested against?"
>"yes but now this is just reperations"
or
>Blacks become majority
>nothing else fucking happens
Honestly don't really give a fuck about the color of my skin or my children, the only thing I could think of is my children being darker than I am and hating me for it, but in that case I just won't love them anyway

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Byrhtnoth was soldier from Essex who died 11 August 991 at the Battle of Maldon. His name is composed of the Old English beorht (bright) and noth (courage). He is the subject of an ancient poem, and more recently a statue.

His death, while leading the Anglo-Saxon forces against the Vikings in 991, is the subject of the famous Old English poem The Battle of Maldon.

His decision to move the Vikings to more vulnerable position was heroic but fatal.

Some say that it took three men to kill him, one of them almost severing Byrhtnoth's arm in the process.

>>78215622

rise of the planet of the apes is pure kino

>>78215638
hope those are piss bottles

Richard Ayoade is the best thing to come out of Britain in the 21st century tbqh

Bio oil

>having children
>breeding

>>78215656
have to give the something eh?

>>78215638
>ideal woman is obsessed with dumb video games, drinks shitty sugary drinks, eats shitty greasy junk food

Sounds like you don't want a gf, but a boyfriend.

scrolling through the timelines of Twitter blue-checkmark liberals

not sure why I do, just makes me seethe

im elite so breggsit make me rich :0

>>78215682
what

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>>78215700
Superior red flag

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>>78215671
>ywn hold a piss bottle between your gf's legs so she can relieve herself because she is too busy gaming to get up

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What is /brit/ drinking tonight?

Richard ayoade cant act and his gimmick is inferior to d. Mitchell's

just did a long mobile conversation with the doomed love lads heh heh... :/

>>78215724
just finished a bottle of cider

think girl piss is a bit gross innit
>>78215726
>inferior to d. Mitchell's
shit opinion, just awful

>>78215724
coca cola™

JUST TALK ABOUT TIM AND TIM LORE

THIS IS THE TIMSTER GENERAL

NEED YOU OUT OF BUSINESS

DID HE HAVE A WIFE?

WHY DOES REVIEWBRAH POST ON HIS VIDS

WE NEED TO KNOW

>>78215724
still drinking white wine, first bottle down

>>78215724
chamomile tea

had a few coors lights several hours ago, the mountains turned blue!

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>>78215638
>That tiny bit of panty

I have had murderous feelings, though, I have to admit. Not getting laid, it's starting to make me feel really angry towards women. And so I thought, well, if I join the Army, those inclinations, as you call them, would be seen as a plus. On your application, like. They don't come right out and say that's what they're looking for. In the advertisements, it's all about seeing the world and all that shite. But I would assume that wanting to murder someone would be like having a degree in engineering, you know, it would outweigh my lack of qualifications.

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>>78215715

>>78215740
Hope you get devoured alive by a thousand hairy spiders

>>78215724
15 CANS OF STELLA

>>78215742
reviewbrah is a /brit/poster, so I think you can connect the dots yourself

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRIQL4lvIqU

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Whomst is this?

>>78215724
water and tea

at what point did you realise you were never going to be a normie

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Möngke Khan was the fourth khagan of the Mongol Empire.

Under Möngke, the Mongols conquered Iraq and Syria.

Möngke was the eldest son of Genghis Khan's teenaged son Tolui.

During Möngke's reign, Louis IX of France sent William of Rubruck as a diplomat seeking an alliance with the Mongols against the Muslims.

They asked the Khagan and his officials to convert to Christianity. In reply, Möngke explained that he wished his subjects to truly worship the Messiah, but he could not force them to change their religion.

Möngke also informed them that he was preparing to mount an attack on Baghdad and that he would remit Jerusalem to the Christians if they collaborated with him

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>>78215638
The point of this post was the text, not the cute girl
direct all cute girl appreciation posts to this post

Reviewbrah knows tim through that reddit podcast guy, Tom Morello or whatever

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people who don't fit in with society are those who desperately long for it to collapse

my favourite thing to do is to exercise, get a huge pump, nice and juicy right, then go and jack off to some japanese women, then shower in pure endorphins

this is patrician

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2p9feJUh_iE
always surprised by how modern the 1950s looked
(and how old the 1960s looked.)

>Australians fought and died in Vietnam
Screaming

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>>78215777
>Stella
>cans

>>78215756
I think they prefer people who are indifferent to killing people rather than people who WANT to kill people (suggests mental problems making you unfit for service)

either way regardless of your predisposition the american training is rigorous enough that you'll end up killing people in the right circumstances regardless of how you feel. It's like when boxers get into a brawl, they aren't thinking about the shots they are throwing. at that stage its all muscle memory and instinct

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absolute madman

hate women but wish i had a girl's hips

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Business idea: strike nowhere matches

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I'd "eat" her "taco" if you know what I mean lads

>>78215812
*throws a boot at you*
WOULD YOU CLAM UP?!?!?

>>78215792
eh pretty early on desu

>>78215834
I'd "put my penis in her vagina" if you catch my drift.

>>78215851
umm...gross dude...

Just got in from the lash with lads
was a canny night if I'm honest
some gay fellas bought me some jegabombs lol pretty sure he wanted my willy in his bumhole but I don't bend that way

ok ill admit it, lads

i want to kiss women

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZXLLMbJdZ4

>>78215860
you shoulda slipped him one lad
he did buy you some drinks after all

This new Pennywise has to be the scariest movie monster we've seen in years. Literally years. There's two scenes in this movie that absolutely sent shivers down my spine. First when Pennywise possesses the slideshow and we finally get to see his very creepy and mental face in the final scene. What a build-up! I nearly pissed myself.

The other one is in the basement, first we see the excellent performance by Georgie's actor. You'll float too never has sounded more epically scary. And then Pennywise rises from the waters. I jumped in my chair and still do when watching this. I can tell I will be on the edge of my seat in theatres this september.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8MzGR4OJmGE
NEED this

>>78215873
Absolutely sickening; next you'll tell us you want to hold their hands and go on dates.

>>78215858
Bender.

>>78215873
gaylord

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/aug/11/uk-family-found-guilty-of-enslaving-homeless-and-disabled-people

We have a big homeless problem here too

This is a little late, but I'd like to come out and disagree with Karl Marx on something. Opium is the opiate of the masses. Religion is its own thing. It's not the same as opium.

Thanks for reading. Just had to clear that up.

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I would "cherish" her and always "cuddle" her thick "butt" if you catch my meaning

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Johann Tetzel was a Grand Inquisitor of Heresy to Poland/

Tetzel was known for granting indulgences in exchange for money, , a position heavily challenged by Martin Luther.

Luther was inspired to write his famous Ninety-Five Theses, in part, due to Tetzel's actions.

Tetzel claimed that an indulgence would wipe away the sin of a man guilty of raping Mary, Mother of God.

A Leipzig nobleman asked him if it were possible to receive a letter of indulgence for a future sin. Tetzel quickly answered in the affirmative, insisting, however, that the payment had to be made at once.

When Tetzel left Leipzig the nobleman attacked him along the way, gave him a thorough beating, and sent him back empty-handed to Leipzig with the comment that it was the future sin which he had in mind.

Lets end on brian the snail

Does "shut it" sound stronger to /brit/ than "shut up"?

rather does to me

>>78215945
yeah
cause it ends with a harder sound innit

I AM CORNHILIOO

>>78215945
yes

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6HQQAZFZp4

mood

>>78215742
>DID HE HAVE A WIFE?
unknown
>WHY DOES REVIEWBRAH POST ON HIS VIDS
he discovered tim years ago, not via /brit/ like >>78215778 claims

>>78215924
lincolnshire is so shit

>>78215963
why has he got a pokeball shield

reply to this post if you are reviewbrah

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Guards! He's messing me around!

>>78215996
ay up gaffer

(got me vpn on for netflix)

>>78215963
>tfw half-viking

Give me half your belongings Englishman.

business idea: steal brian snail

did pirates really free slaves or is that just a romantic modern myth to make pirates seem less scummy?

Timster
Timmy boy
Tim Byrne
Tim tom love you long time Byrne
Tim vinnays gonna learn byrne

>>78215931
Opium is not the opiate of the masses, tho

Hello lads I'm a mystic, I can do many things

REAL viking music here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=24bYlWqR4_o

>>78216036
sounds like a load of dross desu
they would probably just sell them

ALRI TIM BOY

The best way to avoid a hangover is to just not go to sleep

>>78216045
Can you levitate an X-Wing out of a swamp?

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christ almighty

https://www.instagram.com/p/82WmpnJ3L0/?taken-by=timmysongs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_TUTJ0klnKk
this animoo is actually really good

and the first 10 seconds of the video I really like

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might go to bed
night lads x

>>78216002
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2v9K98RzbHI

>>78215795
>as qt if not qter without makeup than with it


wife material

>>78216036
while there were probably some exceptions, most pirates treated slaves as part of the haul when they looted a ship

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Hamnet Shakespeare was the only son of William Shakespeare. He was the twin of Judith Shakespeare.

He died at age 11

Shakespeare himself spelled his first name as "Hamlett" in his will.

The Twelfth Night centres on a girl who believes that her twin brother has died. In the end, she finds that her brother never died, but is alive and well.

Many other plays of Shakespeare's have theories surrounding Hamnet.

In Julius Caesar, Caesar adopts Mark Antony as a replacement for his dead son.

In the end of King Lear where the ruined monarch recognizes his child is dead: "No, no, no life! / Why should a dog, a horse, a rat, have life, / And thou no breath at all? Thou'lt come no more, / Never, never, never, never, never!"

Sonnet 33 might allude to the death of the poet's son. There is an implied pun on "sun" and "son": "Even so my sun one early morn did shine, with all triumphant splendour on my brow; but out, alack, he was but one hour mine, the region cloud hath mask'd him from me now".

>>78216080
dont die idiot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VLWBVpL23k
bit of boxing kino lads

just one of those videos that touches you x

tell me about this hashtag
#BirthofHipHop

>>78216075
oh god there's so many pictures of his hernia scar

>>78216080
Just don’t leave
Don’t leave

>>78216080
nite la

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgRmnmyNKaU

mood

>>78215793
the mongols are overrated

percocet
molly percocet

>>78216080
night x

wonder what that ledge anon in Amsterdam is up to

>>78215924
always wondered, if you're enslaved and you stab your captor to get away or something, will you be done with manslaughter or get off becaues you didn't have any other practical option?

>>78216114
respectable

can anyone else just not touch food after drinking or else they fucking YT ?

>>78215724
your moms pussy juices

hate myself and want to die

not a virgin but have absolutely no idea how people get laid frequently, or get partners frequently for that matter

>marital rape

Who came up with this moronic concept? You can't rape your wife because she gave you sexual consent when she married you, property shouldn't be able to consent because it's irrelevant

>>78216127
kind of interesting in how weird and alien they are

>>78216074
no but I can tell you the next post is a get

>>78216171
nah

He's a problem child
And what bothers him all comes out
When he talks about
His fucking dad walking out

>>78216127
>>78216151
Im always reminded of what Theodore Roosevelt said about them
>The memories of men are short, and it is easy to forget how brief is this period of unquestioned supremacy of the so-called white race....Hun and Avar, Mongol, Tartar, and Turk. These fierce and squalid tribes of warrior horsemen flailed mankind with red scourges, wasted and destroyed, and then vanished from the ground they had overrun. But in no way worth noting did they count in the advance of mankind.

if qantas doesn't give me a job as a pilot by 35 i'm never drinking a beer again in my life

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>>78216187
Eternally off by one

business idea : whitemail instead of blackmail

>>78216224
what do you mean?

*double dips*

If the next thread isnt a tim edition I'll sort you out

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>>78216218

>>78216237
BTFO!

business idea: jack jumpers on a plane

>>78216237
me first x

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I wonder what she's thinking about right now

>>78216234
FONT

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/r/poppytea is one of the most depressing corners of the internet. Opiates are really fucked up.

There's a user who posted about feeling withdrawal symptoms even 7 months after use. Opium literally takes over your body. Apparently opium has 3 psychoactive compounds that get you high, but another 50 that that cause dependency and health risks. It's like being addicted to 50 drugs at once.

>>78216237
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAS QUEEN SLAAAAY

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>canadian instantly jumps to thoughts of men sucking his dick
can you not

>>78216197
not accurate though

y'all underrated the mongols cuz y'all some wikipedia educated chumps

the girl I like lives thousands of miles away and has a bf

>>78216107
so sad

>>78216229
the word "black" in blackmail is discriminating black people and let people have wrong prejudice to colour of black

>>78216261
>oh god I want chad's dick right now so badly squeee!

>>78216270
its awesome though
swear if opiates didn't make you constipated there would be zero reason to not be on them 25/8

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KPa1_7AF1lM

mood

>>78216270
Tried this. It was shite.

Nowhere near as good as actual morphine. That said it's too moreish, like cocaine.

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>>78216270
it's like 60 minutes on acid

>>78216302
what are you on about lol

>>78216302
wtf how broad are this guys shoulders

or is his head that narrow

or both

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>>78216294
no. NO!

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>>78216299
>rwb porsches
delete

>>78216318
>>78216323
newfags

Gonna stick a 1" jawbreaker up my butt to see if it will dissolve.

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NEED to look like David Sylvian circa 1980

>>78216261
wondering if he smells her feet when she's doubled up and pounding her

>>78216358
the proto-Milo

>>78216335
wrong

or do I have to be aware of every shitty imagine that has been posted before and its accompying meme at all time to not be considered a newfag

>>78216385
newfag

>>78216358
Japan was kino

>>78216395
so what's the meme

>>78216395
autist

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>>78216415
I'll tell you later

>>78216409
"Ghosts" is still my go-to track for being drunk, depressed, or dithering (on what else to play.)

Great stuff. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7zzLU1ato2w

>>78216463
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KF_hIn0Rpug

wish i was an eccentric rich person
would buy so much modern tech and gadgets

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>>78216443
lad

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>china is the new japan

Going through some pretty bad 'piate 'drawls, lads. I can handle nic' 'drawls, and 'oke 'drawls, but these 'piate 'drawls are really 'icking 'y 's.

Anyone else get a rash from grass pollen? It's killing me so itchy.

>>78216517
a band?
what genre?

lads why is skeleton stuff so funny
there must be a biological explanation

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8XfV8aPAyQ

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if cyberPUNKS rebel against the hypercapitalist authoritarian cybersociety, what do you call people who enjoy that status quo?

what does cop mean
i mean i know it means "buy" but why say cop instead of buy

>>78216521
desu being addicted to opiates for like a year 6 years ago has really put other addictions into perspective.

like not smoking is just plain easy

>>78216539
because there is skeleton right now in your body also

>>78216535
political talk
its objectively false

>>78216539
bit ironic innit

>>78216558
steal

going to bed
not going to sleep
but
going to get into my bed

Ancient Rome was a fascist paradise

agabagabagooagabagoo

>>78216572
keeek
mad to think about

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NEED to be taken in all holes by a gang of british men

>>78216588
think you're just throwing that word around randomly now

>>78216588
It was a disgusting slave economy. Barbarians.

absolutely sick of politics

>>78216602
NONCE

>>78216617
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGgz9j7DsqM

>>78216557
cyberpunks would probably call them fascists

>>78216588
still one out of the 3 most important civilisations in global history

>>78216615
would you not mind a few cheeky slaves

desu if slavery didn't have the whole racial stigma to it that it has in the modern era (thanks obama) I think a lot more people would be up for enslaving some cunts

>>78216614
Is he? Fascism is almost synonymous with Caeserism.

>>78216638
oh
>tfw i'm a fascist

>>78216645
the other two?

china and industrial britain?

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>>78216557
>be cyberpunk
>buy all the latest technology made by corporations

>>78216650
No, I find the concept abhorrent.

original pirate material
you're listening to the streets
lock down your aerial

>>78216672
ancient greece
british empire

>>78216679
is it because you're irish

what if only people with sub 90 IQ's could be enslaved

>hates slaves
>is a wageslave to his company
supremely impressive post brother

reckon slavery will make a major comeback some time this millennium

>>78216688
very eurocentric world view desu

greece and rome are very intertwined also

>>78216691
The world would be a better place desu.

>>78216672
china stopped developing around the time of the romans then did nothing until europeans arrived over 1500 years later

>>78216706
starting with you

>>78216696
At least they pay some bucks instead of food and punches

>>78216709
Europeans did shape most of the civilised world, makes sense.

Slavery never went away, it just went into hiding..

>>78216711
maybe we should start a twitter movement
#ethical slavery

honestly havent fancied a girl or even had a crush for nearly 10 years

I want to stick my penis in a girl lads

>>78216740
>crush
foy

>>78216716
I don't think this is strictly true

>>78216721
with wageslavery, you get money you need to survive
with slavery, you get food and housing

wageslavery is necessary in order to survive

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oh fucking hell

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aU29iI94x5I

any money man in?

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>>78216740

I wake up in the morning and I ask myself
"Is life worth living, should I blast myself?"

Wonder if half the reason people get so nostalgic for the 1950s-60s is that most of the period pieces you find (like movitone clips) are basically unintentional propaganda.

You get the wonderful story of how British Aircraft Manufacturers are holding their own against the American even as they're getting their throats slit. Now you find out they're dead immediately on Twitter.

>>78216780
hahaha, nice joke poppet

>>78216782
should have asked yourself if i gave a fuck

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>>78216782

>>78216778
seems a bit kkk ish ngl

>>78216782
I take it you didn't pull the ol trigger yet

>>78216557
Neoliberals

>>78216805
jimmy neutron had some fucky animation style

>>78216778
>virginia
WOOOOO!

>>78216775
Oh, that one makes me think

I wonder if the Lord still cares for us lads on welfare?

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>>78216778
Brittany Venti mentioned

>>78216866
nah fuck off

>>78216871
is this a man

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Normies OUT

>>78216882
think you'll ever have a chance to find out?

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>tfw no gf

>>78216857
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NiwqRSCWw2g

>>78216778
ah yes, antifa decides to make things violent

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oofSnsGkops

is it possible for a goy to style their hair all curly like a jew or would it take constant effort with curling tongs or something?

love jewboy hair

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>>78216904
just waiting for the right one hahaha

>>78216866
we'll never be royals

>>78216938
Race traitor CUNT.

ain't no heaven for a thug nigga

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me and the sister/gf

>>78216925
antifa are all runts, what can they do

>>78216921
Yes i am the Sepultura lad of yesterday, and this one is one of the best of then

>right handed people struggle to use their left hand properly

is this true?

>>78216955
Reckon I'll eventually be granted a Dukedom. Lord of the Isles sounds nice.

>>78216975
in what context
if you mean writing, yes. Anything else no

>>78216971
good lad
one of us

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>>78216958
love white stripes
hate black keys
simple as

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learnin' got me thinkin' 'bout the printin' press, you know, bein' important 'n' all, well, makes me wond'r if 'at cott'n gins like a print'r fer em colored folk.

>>78216958
>Tim Burton and Susan Surandan circa 1986

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tired but can't sleep

hate not being the only irish person in the thread
feel like I have to show I'm the alpha male

>>78217000
One of you with proud

>>78216956
i object to cunt, i have a penis

>>78216921
the intro of that song is great metal grindyness

>>78217011
runt

hmm
think I've wanked too much
eyes have gone funny

>>78216958
Who are these people?

>>78216958
overrated yanks

>>78216778
BakedAlaska is such a turbonormie

where's Dicky Spence

Is there a spot for us to roll?
If you find it
I'll be right behind ya
show me and I'll go

>>78217018
Gaybo.

>>78217010
Something on your mind?

>>78217054
suck my penis taig

>>78217042
The White Stripes

>>78217043
How dear you

>>78217038
reckon it has something to do with your eyes rather

Any lad with curly hair and sallow skin we called black in my school. If they supported Arsenal they were called Adebayor or whatever darkie name.

Find darkie girls very cute though. And some lads...

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Don't ever stick jawbreakers up your ass, guys.

>>78217038
just realised my eyesight started declining after i got depressed in uni and started wanking like 5 times a day without leaving my room.

laughing now, all i would do is wank, wank, piss, wank, piss, sleep, piss, wank, wank, piss, sleep, piss, sleep, wank, piss, sleep, wank wank while.
(well, and playing war thunder.)

>>78217090
lol

ir'sh feller liv'd up road 'nd we out 'ere drove 'im off fer worshipin' the virgin mary cos dat 'on't make 'im any bett'r 'an jive ol' nigger

>>78217095
forgot to mention i was eating pringles + yoghurts i kept in the windowsill to ensure coolness and drinking frijj which i did likewise with.

>>78217090
proper term is coco pop

white people eh reddit?
am i right or am I right?

>>78217012
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_WHGV5bejk

>>78217090
proper term is nigger

>be me
>spend teens and early 20s getting friendzoned and BTFO
>sorted life out in late 20s
>use hookup apps to meet up dozens of girls

If I think the girl would have rejected the old me, I find ways to subtlety punish them, including.

- Getting them to my place and putting on boring world/art cinema
- Sit browsing internet while they grow bored until they leave
- Give them glasses of prune juice that gives them diarrhoea (most people don't seem to know this is a characteristic of the drink, especially bimbos and foreign students)
- Stop fucking at random, go quiet and then say "err, I'm not gonna cum, this isn't working for me", especially if they are fairly hot (this crushes the girl)
- Try to ass fuck them, if I pull it off, I only ever assfuck them in future meet ups
- Humblebrag about banging many chicks and saying their race doesn't really rank that high

>>78217130
huehuehuehuehuehuehuehue

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anime

WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS PUNCHLINE

>>78217011
hate being the only Puerto Rican in this thread
can't enjoy actual anonymity, it's like I'm perpetually a namefag
>>78217055
no just feeling gassy x
>>78217075
for a great underrated yank band listen to the PIxies

>>78217135
>Getting them to my place and putting on boring world/art cinema

kek

>>78217135
Seems like a lot of effort just to be a douche

>>78217161
>>78217161
>>78217161
new

>>78217007
good post

>>78217131
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ODNxy3YOPU

>>78217152
fuck off spic

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>>78217149

>>78217101
Blachary Sagna is a god one.

>>78217160
some people need to suffer.
the eternal conflict of my life is that i want to be a nice person, i genuinely do, i just want to be a nice kindly friendly person - and i'm almost invariably polite - but i have a deep sense that certain people, demonstrating arsehole behaviour, need to be punished for it.

so i have to do things that run against my preferred self image as a nice person. (ranging from pointing out "that wasn't very nice" to not playing people off when they fuck up trying to be funny, and also mild kleptomania.)

>>78217168
best metal
refuse
oi

>>78217090
lad in my schools nickname was chink because his eyes were a bit squinty
alao called one lad an abo because his aul lad was an aussie and he had tan skin