/brit/

anyone remember the cuckio meme

just barely fended off the idea of shitting myself while wanking lads

babestation

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the goal

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the goal

would give my left bollock to live in either 50s/60s America or 80s/90s America

>>78214130
deano

Why is it that brexiteers decided to follow a course of action almost all people qualified to have an opinion on the matter say will make our country tangibly poorer and less powerful? Aren't they meant to be patriotic

this I ate too much

post-Trump, will the GOP return to reheated Reaganism or will Trumpism become the official ideology for some time? Might Trump only be the foreshadowing of a more successful Republican president that carries on with his ideas?

the english speaking world should united and form a commonwealth of open trade, open borders and military collaboration

>>78214144
>Tfw your inner social democrat wants to live in the 70s but your inner technology autist wants to live in the 90s

>>78214144
*smashes both your bollocks into oblivion*
heh, no deal...

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>78214144
this poster is a yank

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how can a bus be so peng?

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>>78214095

>>78214146
because they're sick of experts, logic, facts and being reminded that they know nothing

>and then all of a sudden your friends just abandon you and leave you with a bunch of like, 10 rugby players, uh oh!
>my knickers fell off and i fell on a penis, or 10!
>and one went in my mouth
>and one went in my bum
>then 2 went in my mouth!

>>78214174
dublin bus looks better

>>78214144
why does the Alt Right love the 80s aesthetic so much

(not saying you're Alt Right, but I am and I've noticed this)

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still miss the flat spracklen house days

>>78214189
it's when the right wing were on top, thatcher, reagan etc

>>78214146
ah yes, I certainly trust big business and london bankers to look after the people of this country and not their own interests

>>78214201
truly the superior plot line

>>78214208
>thatcher, reagan etc
>right wing

umm darling...

>>78214181
>international finance capital
aren't british international corporations making loads off the shit pound while the cost of living rises for the normal person? sorry you got duped sweety x

papa dont preach

>>78214221
if they're not right wing then who the fuck is lmao

leafs IN
australians IN
kiwis IN
saffers IN
hongkongers IN
micks IN
jocks IN
welshmen IN
ulstermen IN
cornishmen IN
devonshiremen IN
northumbrians IN
frisians IN
bretons IN
galicians IN
singaporeans IN
jamaicans IN
bermudans IN
trinidadians IN
bahamans IN
st. lucians IN
montserratians IN
turks and caicos-ians IN
namibians IN
botswanans IN
shanghainese IN
papuans IN
hawaiians IN
bongs OUT
yanks OUT

>>78214185
They don't get blown up as much.

>>78214182
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1502179463633.webm

>>78214146
>be poor
>live like shit since the 80s when you lost your job
>labour government is elected
>does nothing but cut your benefit without actually doing anything more to help you ever find a job
>life is shit
>stop voting because all the cunts in suits on question time are literal photocopies*
>background noise about how shit the EU is all around because newspapers hate it for some reason and new labour prefer to pander to the "look at the concessions we've got! no euro!" outlook rather than fight for what they believe in (why fight when you can be underhanded?)
>referendum on the EU comes along
>rent-a-cunts come out to tell you how actually britain is great and if you vote to leave everything will be shit
>look around your damp housing association hellhole, see mboko smashing someone's window with a hammer
>realize britain is already shit so there's nothing to lose
>vote leave
>best case scenario: life is good again and mboko goes home
>worst case scenario: cunty mcsuitface who let's a man named tristram into the LABOUR party anyway has to see what you've been living like for the past 30 years

>>78214211
and your own MPs, the ones you decided to give all your political power to on the basis that british politicians understand what's best for britain, think that you should have voted the other way, so maybe let them do their jobs haha

>>78214189
it came from people making 'fashwave' songs. basically synthwave with fashy icongraphy and samples of hitler speeches

>>78214179
socialists are bad at memes

they take whatever is most popular on black twitter and make it even less funny

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*marches on /brit/*

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>>78214185
think those are the older gen

>>78214240
>jocks IN
awrite

>>78214249
mentioned

>>78214226
hmmm yes, that must be why they are sperging out so badly about brexit and trying to stop it at all costs. sorry you got duped sweety x

>>78214249
>i've got nothing to lose
can't wait for them to find out they're wrong haha

>>78214181
uh
https://www.cpbml.org.uk/leave
http://www.socialistparty.org.uk/articles/22495
https://www.communist-party.org.uk/communications/press/2272-communists-urge-leave-vote-and-criticise-pro-eu-pessimists-and-defeatists.html

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me n the lads x

>>78214208
wrong.

>>78214189
The reason why is because most of the American Alt Right were born in the 80s or were children during the 80s. They have a fondness for the optimism that embodied that era. They love the high-technology futuristic utopia that 80s media and entertainment promised, and feel betrayed by the results of the 90s, 00s and 10s. There is an inherent feeling of "We want our future back".

>>78214287
they're not trying to stop it? they're just moving abroad, taking hundreds of millions of pounds in tax revenue with them. Must be so sad realising you literally got conned

>>78214248
tiny scottish gf

>>78214258
the majority of our politicians may be globalists but at least you can vote against them unlike Juncker and his ilk

>>78214249
beautiful post

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the lads in work are putting babestation on in the canteen
might have to report it to hr

>>78214189
Because 80s nostalgia was already big and the right are far better at cultural... can't think of a word. Paint-Mixing.

>>78214095
I like sam browne belts and all but proper baldrics are just better

BIG fan of the workings of the irish parliament

I want to break Venus’ ribs with clubs and cripple the goddess’ loins. If she can strike through my soft chest, then why can’t I smash her head with a club?

>>78214248
fuck, more please

>>78214319
>the majority of our politicians
there's more lords than commons sweety lmao

>>78214309
Wrong.

It's because fascism is the application of aesthetic theories onto the political and social sphere combined with the idea that reality is fluid and tied to metaphysics, meaning that presentation and ritual can have real observable impacts on reality.

really its very heart is Platonism mixed with Catholic ideas of purity and Eastern esotericism (especially Muslim and Hindu).

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>>78214318
need

>>78214249
>>labour government is elected
>>does nothing but cut your benefit without actually doing anything more to help you ever find a job
lmao what

blairism is what created the white underclass leeches who live off bennies

>>78214324
brendan is lad

beep beep, I'm a sheep

beep beep I'm a sheep

me on the poster

/brit/ is fucking shit tonight

>>78214264
it's from kaiserreich

>>78214375
it's always shite but I keep coming anyway

why aren't you out drinking tonight?

>>78214313
>they're not trying to stop it
lol top delusion

couldn't give a shit about london or what bankers are doing, brexit is great. you seem to be the one that is frustrated :^)

>>78214372
hot

>>78214391
got invited to work drinks last night but turned it down
no one I wanted to put my willy in so don't see the point

>>78214189
>4chan like 80s aesthetics
>therefore the alt right likes 80s aesthetics
wit?

>>78214391
I don't drink

>>78214226
"international finance capital" is just a right wing codeword for jews, fyi

>>78214389
haven't played that since HoI2 days but I do get the reference

>>78214309
It's rather irritating. I mean, I have the "want the future back" feeling too, but I've long recognized the future collapsed in the 1970s, not the 80s.

The 1970s are when all our postwar ideals fell apart. Most of the 1960s cultural revolution arrived in the 70s for the bulk of the population, stagflation broke faith in progress and in technocratic economic planning, political instability was rampant and many countries feared a permanent energy crisis. Concorde flopped, nuclear power stations fizzled, full employment died and so on.

What followed aped a lot of that (in a more individualist, consumerist way.) but there was always latent unease underneath it. Perhaps worst of all is when Brits are cross-germinated by American 80s optimism, rather than the cultural undercurrents of our 80s. (I mean, you have an unreasonable number of British kids who think 80s kids in the UK grew up with the NES, rather than the aesthetic clunk box that was the Spectrum, or the quality machine before it's time that was the Amiga.)

rightists women are the likes of lauren southerner, tommy lahren, faith goldy etc

brainless bimbos

https://www.reddit.com/r/ScottishPeopleTwitter/comments/6t0nbs/absolute_screamer/

HELLA

>>78214391
I can drink at home

Straya up already

>>78214391
is google broken?

>>78214347
lords have to do what the commons say or they get disbanded sweety lmao

would love to be the son of a russian oligarch in london

reckon life doesn't get better than that

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>>78214354
laughing at this post

>>78214422
then whats the point of them besides tradition

>>78214393
yes, i'm quite frustrated that my country is getting worse at the hands of people who don't realise what they're doing haha. It's fine, not all of us actually care about our country and you and various immigrant groups are within your rights to do that, just wish you didn't ruin my country lol

>>78214407
no it's not

multinational banks are a thing and they have nothing to do with judaism other than having some jewish employees but most of the employees including those at the executive level are gentiles

>>78214411
You watch a lot of Adam Curtis.

fuck

*heems everyone*

>>78214354
>blairism is what created the white underclass leeches
Actually that was council housing + welfare state which was probably Thatcher and somebody else

Couple that with peasant Irish migration

anthropomorphic sheep babes

>>78214444
off yank

>>78214443
is adam curtis wrong

>>78214438
exactly, it's a taxpayer funded adult daycare for the elderly

>>78214433
neoliberalism doesn't wor-

going to be killing pregnant mice and dissecting their embryos soon

>>78214408
Wanna see my penmanship?

>>78214479
leftypol

loving these salty remoaner tears, brexit is the gift that keeps on giving

>>78214484
drumpf

>>78214466
that happens to be able to vote down anything they don't like about your democratic process

>>78214443
This is true, but it followed on from my 1970s obsession rather than causing it.
(I went in through Concorde, I wanted to know why Britain didn't have a fetish for expensive high-technology failures anymore.)

There was an interesting blogpost about how even in context our postwar infatuation with the aviation industry (as we left shipbuilding and others to wither on the vine) was crazy even in the context of the times, driven by nostalgia and emotional thinking, but I can't find it now.

>>78214174
Looks like some inbred Liverpool mong with a fivehead

>>78214484
huh

>>78214483
ye

>>78214407
I'm not in the least antisemitic and I'm still a bit tetchy about the way finance dominates this country desu.

did boromir really do anything wrong?

>>78214489
um no sweetie x
>>78214422

>>78214486
earned about 7k from brexit
you got poorer and got to see some people annoyed about it
gg

cumming out my penis as we speak

>>78214467
Unemployment has never declined below 1975 levels.
(It's currently at 1975 levels, but the figures have been massaged in inverse proportion to your penis.)
>Cause mass unemployment
>Lower unemployment to still-high levels
>Declare victory

>>78214497
i'm from liverpool and have an above average forehead

pls delet

ronald glorp is a fat fucking fascist orange

>>78214408
most gorgeous thing i've seen in years

bit annoyed the gf hasn't bothered to text or call tonight considering she's on holiday, and that she said she'd speak to me later earlier

probably too busy sucking on some european peen

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the waifu of choice

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NORMIES OUT!!!!

RRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

>>78214508
>they have to do what the commons say
well they routinely don't, blocking legislation or seriously changing it
sorry you don't understand our political system anon

>>78214500
Ok, will update in five minutes

is unemployment high right now?

literally don't know the stats of this country tbqh

>>78214509
wow hella impressive
you are AWESOME

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n00rW8ahb6k

>>78214502
well getting killed for one

>>78214517
>It's currently at 1975 levels, but the figures have been massaged

conspiracy theory

>>78214537
Yes and no.
http://uk.businessinsider.com/unemployment-in-the-uk-is-now-so-low-its-in-danger-of-exposing-the-lie-used-to-create-the-numbers-2017-7

>>78214537
technically not that high, but a lot of people are on apprenticeships, part time work and jobseeker volunteering

>>78214523
post had me proper howling for some reason

>>78214537
I heard on the radio the other day that its at some sort of record low,

depends how they tweak the stats though

>watching neir videos considering getting the game
>this shows up in the recommended videos

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4dXGRyvMtIQ

>THAT
>FUCKING
>ARSE

>>78214551
fake news

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQ4dnBrtrWc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OcX2sYlTq2U
spoopy innit

>>78214539
yeah, i'm one of the many smug neoliberal elites who won't suffer at all from brexit and might even profit from it if they're lucky, like the FTSE ceos. Just sad about the working classes who will get hit hardest, like they always do. Suppose it's what they voted for though, i've heard they'd rather be poor than rich or something like that

>>78214490
I was about to ask if you might have a link to that post, bugger.

>>78214563
at what minute can I see the arse

flat earth is real

>>78214576
>Just sad about the working classes who will get hit hardest

sure you are lad, thats why you are gloating in their faces lmao

>>78214318
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1502347593297.webm

>you're my favourite, I love you
heart melting ;_;

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHbv-8f-NSY

much prefer english playthroughs 2bh

>>78214583
1.08

I literally paused it to wank

>>78214588
comes here almost everyday and says the exact same things too
this one is really bootyblasted

>>78214610
who? me or the neoliberal elite?

>>78214592
great arse on charlie desu

>>78214579
andwhatwillbeleftofthem. B Log sp0t .co .uk /2011/02/days-of-future-passed.html
here we go.

just had another wank

help me

>>78214635
Ah, nice one lad, thanks a bunch.

>>78214610
it's just fun to remind you lot you made your own country worse and that no one you thought you were sticking it to will get affected in any real way except profiting off it

>>78214629
the remoaner you were responding to

its looking like war
its looking like heat

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really need to stop wanking so much

10 toe on the op block

too much of a perfectionist

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arses

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Yolande of Aragon was a throne claimant of Aragon and the titular queen consort of Naples.

Yolande was called the "Queen of Four Kingdoms" - Sicily, Jerusalem, Cyprus and Aragon

At 33, she became the heads of the House of Anjou and the House of Valois.

In 1395, Richard II of England also opened negotiations for Yolande's hand. To prevent this marriage, Charles VI of France offered his own daughter Isabella to King Richard.

In the Hundred Years' War, Yolande chose to support the French against the English and the Burgundians.

Henry V of England forced the Treaty of Troyes on France. The treaty designated Henry as "Regent of France" and heir to the French throne.

Yolande financed Joan of Arc's army in 1429 that helped tip the balance in favour of the French.

>>78214648
no the person you're arguing with
but if your life is so great and awesome, why do you feel the need to have such a chip on your shoulder and come off as a petty nasty person.
You must be miserable beneath it all.

watch out east london, im on the prowl! >:3

>>78214678
my life isn't so great and awesome sweety i'm just rich and liberal, the people brexitards hate and have made richer

>>78214648
I thought you just said you were sad about it effecting working class people? Looks like you're a liar

Personally I love brexit and how triggered it makes people like you, your salty remoaner tears just make me like it even more :^)

>Amazing blowjob Samantha Rone 5 71

err whys that in my music folder

any lad here work a really shit job?

>>78214682
rawr

>>78214719
i'm a potwasher

>>78214700
>i love making my own country worse and that people are annoyed by that
*shits in my pants*
haha smell that are you disgusted?

and you're right i don't care about the working classes i think they have exactly what they were told would be coming to them, coming to them. Seems fair imo

>>78214501
i'm aware, but "international finance capital" is straight out of the mein kampf "international judeo-bolshevik financiers" playbook. hence why people like george soros are singled out.

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British snorkelling instructor, 19, dies in Zakynthos, Greece

19-year-old British water sports instructor has died while snorkelling and underwater swimming in Greece.
Harry Byatt, who worked in Zakynthos, an island in the south-west of Greece, failed to resurface after diving into the sea, his employer said.
The former Eastbourne College pupil's body was discovered on the seabed at a depth of around 98ft (30m) on 6 August.
Tributes have been paid online to the "beloved son, brother, and friend" on social media.
The Peligoni Club, where Mr Byatt worked as an instructor, raised the alarm five minutes after he began swimming underwater using a monofin and a mask, a spokesman for the resort said.
Mr Byatt was found unconscious and brought to the surface, and CPR was administered on a rescue boat, but doctors and medical professionals could not revive him once he was brought to the shore.

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>neoliberal elite
>made 7k

>>78214634
pity she left the shows in 2013. caty had to find other girls to molest

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>>78214502
yes
sauron did nothing wrong though

reckon Brexit will end up fine and we'll all be doing ok in the future, and glad to be independent of the EU

just a gut feeling

>>78214749
I want Soros punished for Black Wednesday desu.

>>78214756
looks about 12 desu

>>78214756
poor lad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4exH2nlQv-I

Lots of people watching Rick and Morty only searching for comedic relief and humor. It has some comedic moment, but it slips some deeper meaning like nihilism, where everything you've done is actually useless compared to the vastness of the universe.

Morty is still getting used to doing the necessary thing no matter how unethical & inhuman that is. He's taken aback by how chill Rick is, but we can see that Rick is actually putting up a facade. No matter how long you've spent hardening your heart, you'll break someday.

>Just sad about the working classes who will get hit hardest
>and you're right i don't care about the working classes
absolute state of this sad twat haha

>>78214782
damn.,,,,,

>>78214786
is this what the kids call kino

>>78214782
what did he do now?

actually, Obama was kind of a shit president.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8M3ElbUIkNY

really like all the aesthetic stuff you can find on the internet

might, might not
we'll see then

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Sir Frederick Haldimand, was a military officer best known for his fruitless negotiations to establish the independent Vermont Republic as a new British province.

Vermonters had been engaging in a long-running dispute with New York State over jurisdiction of the territory.

The letter of acceptance was carried aboard a British packet ship that was captured by the French. The letter was delivered to Benjamin Franklin in Paris.

By mid-November news of Cornwallis' surrender of his army at Yorktown arrived.

https://twitter.com/hashtag/hothomos

>>78214826
aye

libya and syria happened on his watch

he did deport a massive amount of illegal aliens though so that's something positive

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me on the right

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>>78214500
>>78214533
Here you go

2 months to Japan lads

>>78214856
race relations also got worse but i don't think that's his fault, mostly the fault of Black Lives Matter

>>78214867
That's actually really good. You should be proud, anon.

>>78214867
wew, how do you even acquire such skill

flat earth is real

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JnR5uKY-szs

>>78214867

tight

>>78214908
love that album cover
hate pink floyd

>>78214867
a lost but beautiful art

>>78214867
lol

>>78214882
and the media plays a big role there as well reckon moreso even than blm

hate living
just dont rate it
simple as

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Friedrich Ludwig Jahn was a German who is often called the "father of gymnastics"

Jahn conceived the idea of restoring the spirits of his countrymen by the development of their physical and moral powers through the practice of gymnastics.

Jahn promoted the use of parallel bars, rings and high bar in international competition.

Some Marxist scholars claim Jahn as the spiritual founder of Nazism

>>78214938
was alright until about age 10 or so

>>78214967
>>78214967
>>78214967

new
>>78214967
>>78214967
>>78214967

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOHY8ZyK0Aw&t=0s

having some time on the ol' willy

>>78214972
Waaayyyyyyyyyyyyy to early.

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>>78214972
nope

>>78214972
see you in 100 posts or so

>>78214972
shan't

gonna eat an ice cream then go to bed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRvGZffXhfk

tune

>>78214820
warmongering with north korea

a good milf is a real gem desu

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>>78215006
>>78215007
>>78215008
>>78215012
I thought we were at 300 posts

>>78214953
Gymnastics is respectable.
Marxism is awkward at best.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1qN72LEQnaU

who remembers this/

baloompf is not my president

>>78215046
Arite lad. we have a new /brit/ waiting

>It should be noted that, up until the emergence of Emmanuel Macron’s cross-partisan movement, this is also how France’s Socialist party worked: Having lost its old white working-class constituents to the National Front, it became a party of the educated bureaucratic middle class and “champagne socialist” intelligentsia plus second-generation immigrants who voted for the Left as a way to vote against the Right and got nothing in exchange. (Muslim leaders campaigned for François Hollande as a way to kick out the conservative Nicolas Sarkozy, giving him a crucial leg-up in a close election, and were then outraged when the new Socialist president made same-sex marriage the top of his agenda.)

>>78215062
But he is. You voted for him lad

ah yes,

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>>78215046
It's ok, fren. We'll use your thread when we get there.

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>>78214891
>>78214892
>>78214914
>>78214922
Thanks lads. I haven't done practiced in ages, so it's not that good. Pic is my best work.

If you're really wondering how to do it, just buy "Foundations of Calligraphy" by Sheila Waters, and if you're in England, join a guild.

>>78215062


HARRUMPH BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

>>78215089
im too retarded

>>78214972
not happy about you making it this early

>>78215085
Indeed but,

>>78215059
not heard that version, must be a remix

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXJ5oaU940U

got it on tape somewhere

got that summertime sadness

that boy needs therapy

if women want equal rights they should be prepared to get knocked the fuck out if they do some dumb shit desu

A hero will never give up, never hide, never be defeated, never accept evil

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The Rogue River Wars were an armed conflict in 1855–1856 between the US Army and the Rouge River Indians.

The first known contact with this group of Indians occurred when British explorer George Vancouver anchored to north of the mouth of the Rogue River was visited by these Indians in canoes.

In the 1830s, the "Indians seemed interested in speeding whites on their way, and whites were happy to get through the region without being attacked."

In 1847, the Whitman massacre raised fears among white settlers throughout the region. They formed large volunteer militias to fight Indians.

Indian attacks on miners that year led to U.S. Army and local militia intervention.

>>78215170
t. afro-american

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>>78215180
>tripfag

>>78215117
fuck off

>>78215186
whiteknight cuck

>>78215189
namefag
no trip there

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>when you can clearly taste wee on your gf's fanny after a night out drinking

how did people pay for things at restaurants before credit cards?

>>78215228
with cash

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me on the left

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Robert Green "Bob" Ingersoll was an American lawyer nicknamed "The Great Agnostic".

Susan Jacoby credits Ingersoll for the revival of Thomas Paine's reputation in American intellectual history. Paine postulated that men, not God, had written the Bible.

>>78215239
oh yeah lol
what if the bill came to more than the cash they were carrying
no one wants to carry £100 around with in cash

>>78215224
>when a girl decides to just get down in the queue an have a piss
women are fucking revolting creatures

reckon having name triggers more posts than posting anime on /brit/

>North Korea says it may 'reduce the US mainland to ashes any moment'

>>78215301
>"The streets of DC will be awash with the blood of the Trumps" - Kim Jong Un

>>78215261
cheques

>>78215321
why don't we use cheques anymore?

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James Reavis was a fraudster and the so-called Baron of Arizona, and fraudster. He is best known for forging 48,200 km2 of land of land in the central Arizona Territory.

During the course of the fraud, Reavis collected an estimated USD 5.3 million in cash and promissory notes ($153 million in present-day terms) from Americans, Europeans, and Mexicans.

Most of his claim's 18th century documents showed evidence of having been written with steel nibbed pens, a tool rarely used until the 19th century.

Multiple spelling errors and grammar issues were present in the Peralta documents, a situation highly atypical of documents from the Spanish Royal court

Reavis sued the U.S. government for US$11 million in damages ($317 million in present-day terms), but lost.

Reavis was imprisoned from July 18, 1896 to April 18, 1898, earning a three-month sentence reduction for good behavior.[

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cosplay gf

>>78214530
this post is completely wrong

>>78215244
When I was in retail one cunt arrived in his Masarati to collect a 12ft Christmas tree.
Silly toff.

Turning around
Hearing a sound
Scaling a mound
Spending a pound

Tape is rewound
Lost is refound
Mum's on rebound
God is renowned

Poo poo poo, poo, poo, poo poo
Wee wee wee, wee, wee, wee wee
Having a drink while I'm having a think, yeah yeah yeah
Doing a do while I'm doing a poo, yeah yeah yeah
My woman left me and she's going out with my mate, no no no
My house is being knocked down to make room for more houses, say it aint so so so
God is like a giant to us little midges, fee fi fo fo fo
My mouse is getting eaten by a snake who is as long as a rake
And I'm so very sad!
But i have to let it be...
*spotlights move over the hunched pianist who cracks his slimy knuckles and glugs some bio oil before flooring the audience with his masterwork*

>>78215346
what

Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena
Que tu cuerpo es pa' darle alegria y cosa buena
Dale a tu cuerpo alegria, Macarena
Hey Macarena

alri?

>>78215346
Mike_P_Williams
Writer | Content Producer | Procrastinator | Seen at BBC, Yahoo, Metro, BuzzFeed, MTV, IBT, Shortlist, GamesRadar+ | All views my own

DPD lurking

DENTIST
DPD

>>78215269
seen quite a few drunk girls pissing on the street in town desu. saw a girl pissing herself at the bar in a nightclub about 4 years ago

>>78215346
left arguments
H O W L I N G

Bear got the swipper

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Reply to this post or your Mother dies in her sleep tonight.

>>78215363
they're relatively cheap. probably a deano
pic related costs about 40k with a few miles on it

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>lost £1000 trading on the crypto market

NO, THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING. THIS ISN'T HAPPENING

>>78215391
The delivery guys?
Yeah, quit leaving my Amazon shit three doors up. We don't get on.

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wish I had an aesthetic face

>>78215391
>>78215398
>>78215413
whats going on?

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C M E > L M E

Why say "hows it going"
If what i really want to know
Is how its foing

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Does Britain only have around 10 comedians total
Every show seems to have the same general panel just rotated around

>tfw muslim women shop at Victoria's Secret

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Sante Geronimo Caserio was an Italian anarchist and the assassin of Marie François Sadi Carnot, President of the French Third Republic.

His father died of pellagra, at the time a common disease among farmers whose poor diet was often almost exclusively corn.

In Milan he joined a small group called "Walk" (At the time synonymous to "no money").

He sought a job as a baker in Vienne.

He was offered the opportunity to plead insane, in exchange for giving the names of some of his accomplices, but he refused. He told the police "Caserio is a baker, never an informer.

His embalmed head is now in possession of Jean-Marie Le Pen, the former leader of the French party National Front.

>>78215452
AND I SAY
HEYYYYYYEYYYYYEYYYYEYEYEY
HEYYY EYYY EYYY

I SAY HEY

WHAT'S GOING ON

just realized you can mix really bubbly soda with milk and it'll foam up and taste like an ice cream float but with less calories

I don't understand British people who reference Christianity like it's some major cultural force exercising a tight grip over everyone. The religion is basically a dead letter here, I'd be surprised if anyone who does this has ever been inside a church outside of a wedding or a baptism.

Century-old fruitcake found in Antarctica

Who is Timmy's biggest nemesis?

>Amazon UK halves corporation tax to £7.4m as sales soar to £7bn

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>>78215486
>he doesn't go to church every sunday

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ah, yes, i have to tell the truth mum
i bought dogecoins with your money

>>78215486
Thats the problem, they think all religions are quaint relics that nobody takes seriously so they cant comprehend how sheeds live by the Quran and think bible bashing yanks are a generic Kkk cult

>>78215462
That lad that sounds like zippy from Rainbow. josh widdicombe.
>comedian

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>>78215515
aunt posted this on 'b

>>78215428
what happened?

>>78215462
name 10 british comedians

>>78215529
Jimmy Carr
Richard Ayoade
Noel Fielding
Russel Brand
David Mitchell

are there any more?

>>78215504
Honestly, I don't, and I don't know anyone who does, either. I'm not saying this with pride or anything just stating what I know to be true.

>>78215552
alan davies

>>78215552
Thats 2 comedians and 3 reddit wankers

>>78215552
andy hamilton

why do southerners all talk like retards

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need you out of business sunshine

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>>78215552
Rowan Atkinson

>>78214967
>>78214967
>>78214967
when this thread goes rotten

>>78215575
who's who lad? If you've come to talk shit about Richard Ayoade you can fuck right the fuck off

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C-milk hospitalized a chinese taxi driver with a single punch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ez3SaiulaHM

it aint me mum
krautchan told me dogecoins will skyrocket soon

>>78215612
we're good now. migrating