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A king may move a man edition
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The waifu
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sophie
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I can't be the only one who remembers the cuckio meme
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wish it wasn't a big deal to shag coworkers

original comment
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how can bernie still win lads?
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IGNORE G*RMAN OPS

>>78210581
>>78210581
>>78210581
>>78210581
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dont like this autistic german and his shitty autistic posts
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I did what I had to do to prevent a Chinky OP
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>>78210631
when dolan drumpf gets impeached and hillary cuntone indicted the fbi
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WE ARE IN HERE

>>78210581
>>78210581
>>78210581
>>78210581
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Greece is poor because its whole social system is corrupt
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>>78210635
>>78210682
Shut up
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>>78210682
No we aren't
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/Scot/
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>>78210682
shut up back there
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>>78210682
>>78210635
Shan't
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babestation
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its everyday bro
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>>78210635
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Janny is German.
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Fuck little jannie hotpockets and his G*rman associates
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>>78210734
Epic!
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>>78210682
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aye aye
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What's the point of rap music?

I guess some rappers like J Cole and Eminem are ok but compare them to artists like Beethoven, Bowie, Lennon, Mingus, Waters, Springsteen, etc... it's pretty clear how pointless the genre as a whole is. If i want good wordplay I'll just go to the library and read some poetry and if I wanna hear good music I can just listen to rock. No rapper can play guitar like Jimi Hendrix and Syd Barrett or have a singing voice as powerful as David Bowie or Jim Morrison and no rapper can flow like Oscar Wilde and James Joyce
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Is all broadband unlimited nowadays?
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sainsbury's operative is smoking outside the flat again
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"208 woman MPs were elected to Parliament; the first time more than 200 MPs were women and beating the previous high of 196 woman MPs in the last Parliament"
Country is going to the dogs
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had maccies at lunch but starving and might go there again
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>>78210705
state of the jockcucks
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>>78210760
shut up
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>>78210759
know what i'm sayin
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>>78210737
WITH THE DISNEY CHANNEL FLOW
5 MILL ON YOUTUBE IN 6 MONTHS, NEVER DONE BEFORE
PASSED ALL THE COMPETITION MAN, PEWDIEPIE IS NEXT
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>>78210760
>Wordplay
>Storytelling
>Flow
>Instrumentals

Please let this be bait, some rap choons are absolute masterpieces

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKjj4hk0pV4
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*teleports into your garden*
*plants japanese knotweed*
*watches you as you slowly decay into madness over the next few years*
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literally spent the night in the county jail last night because I called a cop a black cuck
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>>78210760
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>>78210798
love illmatic but it's still overrated
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>>78210760
i know it's bait, but the atmosphere and hype i guess

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6TzkHicCWYg
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Labour calls on Government to make taking of “upskirt” photos illegal
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVJ92mdIH1c

tune
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got 60p on my oyster card
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i said ITS EVERYDAY BRO
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>>78210808
What about the first amendment?
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>>78210776
HATE legends, LOVE this pic
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>>78210760
>no rapper can play guitar like syd barrett
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>>78210830
how was this not illegal already?
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>>78210776
desu bombing syria was a waste of money
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>>78210572
Deus Vult
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5J8mvTWceO8
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>>78210827
post some actual rap you autistic little wankstain, shit like this is why people feel contrived about rap when there is some good shit out there
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THIS POSTER BUMMED A CAT WITHOUT A RUBBER
I
I
I
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v
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>>78210849
was drunk and called him a nigger too so he was just itching to arrest me
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"When the eclipse begins on August 21, the sunrise will be dark, just as Isaiah predicts," he says. "The Moon involved is called a black moon. These occur about every 33 months. In the Bible, the divine name of Elohim appears 33 times in Genesis.

He added: "The eclipse will start in Lincoln Beach, Oregon – the 33rd state – and end on the 33rd degree of Charleston, South Carolina. Such a solar eclipse has not occurred since 1918, which is 99 years – or 33 times three."
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>>78210827
all i can hear is incomprehensible grunts followed by the occasional muhfugga
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how did the National Front get so far in France and how come no nationalist party ever got half as big in the UK?
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>>78210864
can't stand it when niggers try to look smart
I don't listen to rap and actually think the lyrics are good
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>>78210830
good fucking god
imagine going into politics to make a difference and finding yourself reduced to this student union bullshit
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>falling for basic /mu/ bait

>>78210834
i need more folk tales to fall asleep to damnit
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>>78210899
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0CdSvAbNdPX
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>>78210891
Doesn't really matter unless they win, UKIP is nationalist and forced a EU referendum which is pretty good.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EcwDIAGf_m8

doing a piano
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>>78210891
voting system
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>>78210916
civic nationalist

where's muh ethno-nationalist movement
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8SlN8K4_Kbc
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>>78210898
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xj8vPw3UbNw
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>>78210910
i concur wholeheartedly but for the benefit of my deaf budgie can i have a typed translation
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What's the appeal of this "twenty one pilots" band?
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>>78210890
tell me this is not a work of art

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLpZUI4BZwU
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>>78210941
stop it weird Italy

odb licked anuses
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Wish I could wear t-shirts. Arms are so thin
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>>78210983
autistic millenial nu male music loaded with estrogen pheromones, if you hear it in a public space cover your ears or your cock will shrivel into a fanny lad
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need my poo examined
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HE. WILL NOT. DIVIDE US.
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>>78211004
white rappers > black rappers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulIOrQasR18
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>>78211040
*divides you*
*conquers you*
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>>78211004
I've got big arms but breasts, so I can't wear them either desu
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spray my toilet bowl with blood every morning. too scared to see a doctor though.
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>>78211023
My sister is really into their music. I tried listening to them once and got about 5 seconds into a song before I reflexively tore my headphones off and threw them in the garbage.
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>>78210760
way to throw beethoven in there with bruce springsteen
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>>78211067
Probably a polyp or small tear on your bowel, but you should really go to the doctor anon.
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posting with a yank flag
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anime
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>>78211067
but the nhs is free?
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>>78211004

if you don't lift you're not a man
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>>78211100
foy
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>>78211111
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>>78211122
fuck off slovak retard
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hm..
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFmqHiHMC1Q

album
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>>78211100
I once got a Taiwanese and a Canadian flag without being in either or using a proxy before
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Can't stop wanking to make up tutorials lads
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>>78211138
fop
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>>78211121
It took that guy supposedly spotting him ages to lift that off.
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The Golden One's instagram is fantastic

https://www.instagram.com/thegloriouslion/
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Why they don't give a shit about their grandma killing their mother?
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I came across this picture a while back and was mesmerized by it. It truly captures something heroic and romantic which has been lost in a world of decadence and Heresy. I think all guys who have cast of the yoke of porn can likewise appreciate the beauty of this picture, whereas the guys who haven't yet found the strength to break free from porn will probably not appreciate it to the same extent (as they are desensitised). Remember that porn does not only pacify you, it also removes the beauty from a lot of things.
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>>78211170
>ugly nord on steroids

yeah nah
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>>78211170
>I haven't named my machete yet (so you know what time it is ). It will not be a female name but rather a name that could work for a ship etc, so for example Persephone's Lament (not that but something in that direction). I'll go for the most epic and aesthetically pleasing name, so comment below if you have some glorious suggestions
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>>78211067
What colour?
Bright red is oxygenated blood. Thats good. You have piles.
Darker is semi digested blood. Visit a doctor asap lad.
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>>78211199
more bait

What's up with /brit/ tonight?
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>>78211230
not bait, just glorious Swedish autism
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>>78211170
thegloriouslionMale Beauty

There is nothing gay about recognising the beauty of another man. Finding something beautiful does not necessarily imply a sexual attraction, one can find beauty in art, architecture, nature, athleticism, etc. Viewing things of beauty only in a sexual context is the product of (((Freudian))) blasphemies; falsehoods that must be cast away by the Enlightened individual. A good example of male handsomeness and beauty is Pierce Brosnan as James Bond. Although he has very handsome facial features it is the metaphysical qualities that really makes him dashing. The metaphysical qualities in this case is the intensity of the eyes; the determination and confidence. The eyes are the mirror of the soul and can say a lot about the quality of an individual. Seeing determination and will in the eyes of a man is a good sign, seeing apathy and lack of direction is a sign of heresy.
The truth is that I will never be near Mr.Bond’s level of handsomeness. However, instead of lamenting this fact I can strive to emulate the qualities that truly makes the appearance of him glorious; the intensity of his eyes. If you ignite your soul with a higher purpose these qualities will shine through. Thus you must cast aside barbarous practices such as watching pornography, and accept the Glorious Pill and embark upon your journey to Enlightenment.
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>>78211199
why is jesus letting a whore ride his holy pickle
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>>78211269
agreed with this
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>>78211219
>Persephone's Lament
People don't want knives named after hungry broads
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I bomb atomically, Socrates' philosophies
and hypothesis can't define how I be droppin these
mockeries, lyrically perform armed robbery
Flee with the lottery, possibly they spotted me
Battle-scarred shogun, explosion when my pen hits
tremendous, ultra-violet shine blind forensics
I inspect you, through the future see millenium
Killa B's sold fifty gold sixty platinum
Shacklin the masses with drastic rap tactics
Graphic displays melt the steel like blacksmiths

Literally could not name one modern genre that produces such diverse and esoteric lyrics, rap is the thinking mans genre
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are instant noodles vegan?
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>>78211331
depends on the flavour
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>>78211331
no
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Beautiful Sweden
I always laugh disdainfully at mortals who express defeatist attitudes in regard to the future of this fair land. A bad attitude will lead to bad results. A glorious attitude will lead to glory.
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pretty girl i know has 5000 followers on instagram and routinely gets 1000+ likes and 50+ comments on nearly every photo
shes not even famous just attractive
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ah yes
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2nEzfa43VF8

tune
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what are three good movies?
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I'm disappointed to admit I sometimes bring negativity to these threads
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>>78211366
I average 350 likes on my instagram and have 1000+ followers
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>>78211379
kidulthood, adulthood and brotherhood
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>>78211379
Leon
Forrest Gump
Interstellar
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>>78211379
Leathal Weapon 1 2 and 3
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>>78211372
unironically my fetish
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>>78211372
bet he really wanted them to step on his balls

fucking cuck
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>>78211379
In Bruges
two others
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>>78211372
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puck my puck
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can see abs, get a bit hard looking in the mirror desu

so getting 1/2/3/4 for reps didn't help me get a gf and lose my virginity, will cutting down to 12% bf get me a qt gf?
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>>78211379
Blade Runner
Watchmen
Amelie
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>>78211379
Blade Runner
Lawrence of Arabia
No Country for Old Men
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>>78211372
Ah yes, we want equality, that's why we portray women as superior to men
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the ol' 'cide
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>>78211379
toystory 1, toystory 2, toystory 3
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>Blade Runner
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>>78211440
>12% bf
>bf
That's where you're going wrong, lad.
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Who else here azor jaime?
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>>78211399
funny how i dont recall asking
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>>78211460
2>1>3
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>>78211366
there's this quiet shy but qt girl at work, found out a few days ago she has like 5000 followers
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motherfucking ghetto bird is out
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>>78211440
No one cares faggot

>>78211379
Dallas buyers club
Full metal jacket
Pans labyrinth
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>>78211440
Why don't you try getting a personality?
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>>78211379
Dog Day Afternoon
Dirty Harry
All the President's men
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>>78211372
>the black one looks exactly like an orc
fuck you reality, im trying not to be racist
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>>78211489
>Full metal jacket
the vietnam bits were filmed in east london lol
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>>78211509
The whole thing was desu
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>>78211499
>Dog Day Afternoon
good call
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>>78211509
really? how did they pull that off
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>>78211484
manchild
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>>78211379
Snatch
Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
In Bruges
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>>78211490
>lmao just go out and make friends and do stuff it's easy haha

>>78211468
just because I'd shag myself doesn't mean I'm a bender alri?
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>>78211121
why dont they have machines that stop the weights from falling lower than a certain point or do these idiots have so much testosterone flowing through their brains that they think it's for pussies
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>>78211530
they just turned the camera on
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>>78211473
i don't believe in prophecies
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>>78211530
London is just that savage mate
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lyrical spiritual metaphysical miracle individual
residual analytical criminal with minimal minerals
critical indivisible syllables in a pitiful swimming pool

rate my bars lads
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>>78211530
east London used to be an industrial wasteland
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>>78211530
Filmed it in China Town
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imagine not being able to lift your own weight above your head

just imagine being that much of a runt

imagine
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>>78211572
Prefer Moros ngl.
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Post a more kino movie scene (you cannot)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=do2xI4GZfAA
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>Hark! Get hence from thine thread!
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>>78211572
looks like you got that disney channel flow boi!
*dabs at you*
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>>78211440
Tfw 2/3/4/5 and still no gf
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>>78211372

that movie was a big money loser
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>>78211591
I have a bad back
doctor says I shouldn't do that
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i have a gf and i'm a skinny runt who hasn't exercised in more than two years

it's all about the face game + confidence lads
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Wonder if Donald Trump will watch the eclipse
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>>78211615
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pN1kYhscWUA
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BUT I KNOW SOMETHING ABOUT YOU
YOU WENT TO CRANBROOK
THAT'S A PRIVATE SCHOOL!
WHAT'S THE MATTER DOG
YOU EMBARASSED?
THIS GUY'S A GANGSTA?
HIS REAL NAME IS CLARENCE!
AND CLARENCE LIVES AT HOME WITH BOTH PARENTS
AND CLARNCE'S PARENTS HAVE A REAL GOOD MARRIAGE
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>>78211615
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRCM0jWEQjQ
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>>78211668
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>>78211668
me. and also 5'8'' manlet and neet. got a nice face and a large penis though
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>>78211440

Lmao gymcelling just gets you attention from other men

if you have an ugly face, nothing else matters, your personality, your body are irrelevant
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>>78211668
I tried to flirt with an uber cute English girl in Greece but she was """"leaving tomorrow"""" desu
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>>78211636
I don't know what this mean, but I have a gf
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>>78211615
Marv moved on?
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>>78211733
the virgin lifestyle outlook
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leaving tomorrow
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>>78211733
have to agree, a lad hit on me at a party last week but none of the girls did
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Whenever I try and flirt with someone they casually slip into their next sentence that they have a boyfriend
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I'd like to collectively thank Ireland for giving the world Ronnie Drew. We are forever in your debt.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kF-RNAedKA8
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>>78211733
>your body are irrelevant
>this is what virgins believe
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>>78211733
err no
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Change of plans lads. Boys night out cancelled due to police intervention, the missus is coming to see me instead.
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curious to see if i'm any good at flirting once i'm single

i probably will be since i think having a gf has let me understand women a lot more
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>>78211591

I can jerk my bodyweight, can't push press it though I'm not that far away (72,5kg v 81kg). Strict press would be a lifetime goal.
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>>78211591
never tried lol
can do 50 push ups and do DIY regularly so i'm not some weakling though
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>>78211768
where are you going
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>>78211788
>>78211797

stop coping

if you're ugly/short and ripped you're considered a joke, it just looks like you're insecure and overcompensating, a desperate and sad sight indeed.
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>>78211811
bit gay
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>>78211615
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MrHoMSRZOS4
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>>78211591
That's a completely unnatural movement. You shouldn't be able to do that
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>>78211815
again, you're doing cardio man

>>78211811
Strict-press BW should be everyone's life goal tbqh
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leaving on a jet plane
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>>78211842
I'm ugly and short and I've shagged plenty of women (and men)
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THANKS FOR ALL YOUR GENEROUS LOVE

AND THANKS FOR ALL THE FUN

NEITHER YOU NOR I'M TO BLAME

WHEN ALL IS SAID AND DONE
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Charles Norton as a professor of art whom many of his contemporaries considered the most cultivated man in the United States.

From 1855 to 1874 his friendships began with Thomas Carlyle, John Ruskin, Edward FitzGerald and John Lockwood Kipling, father of Rudyard Kipling.

The younger Kipling recalled the visit years later in his autobiography:
>We visited at Boston [my father's] old friend, Charles Eliot Norton of Harvard, whose daughters I had known at The Grange in my boyhood and since. They were Brahmins of the Boston Brahmins, living delightfully, but Norton himself, full of forebodings as to the future of his land’s soul, felt the established earth sliding under him, as horses feel coming earth-tremors. ... he browsed aloud among his books; for he was a scholar among scholars
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gymcelled for one and a half year, me
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>>78211842
please go outside for once in your pitiful life
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Woes
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWrHrgih0pg
how will the capitalist class ever recover
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don't get the appeal of the gym
a very middle class urbanite thing
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>>78211740
what did she look like?
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>>78211913
>obese
>no job or kids
>over 30 but lives at his old mans house
>complete manchild

absolute state of neonazis, unwashed and undisciplined fucks
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>>78211615
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3akP01sgrM
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>not being middle class
>not being urbanite
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>>78211912

truth hurts pal

an ugly/short and ripped male trying to hit on a woman is not just annoying, it's actually an INSULT that such a lowly creature would consider himself worthy of them
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>>78211925
Vanity innit
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>>78211918
give me the tl dw of this
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Swansea are playing tomorrow
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zI2SXUzMFtQ
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>>78211992
So are Brighton and Hove, their first ever premier league game
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFYjbM9KZsY
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>>78211615
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vzN3qO-qc8U

>>78211986
only a minute in 2bh
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0vPqxSVaG4
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>>78211781
Luke Kelly>Ronnie Drew
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>>78212043
well give me the tl dw when you're done
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kino
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>>78211992
first step on the way to relegation
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>>78211962
>that video he made saying he may be a childless, single. gay neet that lives with his parents but at least he didn't play videogames
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watching dog day afternoon of all the films posted.

ps. will watch some of the others.
pps. thanks for the (You)s
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>>78211926
White dress, blonde, green eyes, I thought she was Russian at first. Very slightly chubby, and a smile to melt your heart.

She caught me looking at her, and then later I caught her looking at me twice, so I thought I had a chance. I went to her a bit later and talked a bit before delivering the most banal flirt line "wanted to tell you you're the most beautiful girl on the island and was wondering if I could see you again" or something like that, she and her friend laughed a bit and she said she was leaving, I talked a bit more and she said it was very sweet and that was it.

"very sweet" ffs
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>>78212016
Swansea is the more pressing matter though
>>
Tinder convo is going nowhere

How to spice it up a bit ?
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>>78212068
which video?
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>>78211992
not even the biggest game in wales tomorrow
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>>78212105
Dick pic
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>>78212063
literally the most boring film I've ever seen
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>>78212086
>bit, bit, bit, bit

I'm drunk and can't write well apparently
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>I've never been to London

the peasants lament
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>>78212117
good post
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>on bench at the train station
>sitting next to a girl (in my league)
>shes not on her phone or listening to music just sitting quietly
>i am also just sitting quietly
>20 minutes of this
>wait in line for train for another 10 minutes
>never said hello
why am i like this
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>She caught me looking at her
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>>78212159
yanks have trains?
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Reckon I've got about a 80% chance of getting the succ tonight and maybe 55-60% chance of doing the nasty. Never gonna be the same when I'm done with it.
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>>78212089
will siggy be playing
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i would like to visit london and not have bad memories but i just don't know the place well enough to avoid the shit parts
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>>78212155
might start a song about aberfan
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>>78212021
i don't get it
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>>78212133
https://youtu.be/3TfCgIRPZXI?t=8
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>>78212169
hillary had a 99% chance to win the election
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where did it all go so wrong?
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>>78212133
It's fine Krautlad.
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>>78212192
rlly makes u think
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>>78212182
isn't it time for your daily prayer abdul?
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>>78212067
Getting Chadli and Joe Allen soon will make us a top half team. If Bony too top 4
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>>78212167
yeah
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>>78212192
no
just because one website said this doesn't make it true
logically you can't even calculate a true percentage of their chances
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>>78212136
the white person's lament
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GjVTDGbPqx8
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>>78212086
unlucky lad she probably had a bf

was her friend fit at all?
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>>78212229
dont believe you
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what's the white man's starter pokemon and why is it cyndaquil?
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>>78212160
one thing i notice about all these photos is that when the guy isn't spectacularly ugly (i mean like in this picture), just not that good looking, they always have the lighting and focus set up in such a way as to make them look godawful.

i mean for fuck sakes don't let the camera see individual hairs, that's never a good look.
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>kino
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>>78212256
sorry you feel that way
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watching the louis theroux doc where he goes to the westboro baptist church again

yanks are mad
absolutely mad
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>>78212204
vanity
narcissism
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>>78212234
bet you're fun at parties
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willies
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>>78212246
nice one lad but i prefer this one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9TZ5FD6i-jI
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>>78212182
fucking mental
looks like someone's spilled dust on a model railway or something.
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The Household Cavalry, lads
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sIbuSGPMKgI

tune
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>>78212343
>>78212343
>>78212343
>>78212343
>>78212343
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Not a menorah. You spin a dreidel
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>>78212353
fuck off early mong
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>>78212299
you can clearly tell the daughters want to speak out and tell him things but they don't dare
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>>78212353
fucking pikey cunt, too early
when will you learn
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can we be friends?
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>>78212249
No, not in the least, if I'm honest.
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>>78212204
steroids
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>>78212182
>Deaths 144 (28 adults, 116 children)

Grim
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Meanwhile, in downtown Pyongyang...
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might do a half wank just to make sure I'm ready
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>>78212378
We started earlies after leftypol started making new chinky /brit/s
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>>78212376
yeah but the ones that seemed like they wanted to speak out were still there in the 2nd doc
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>>78212429
bout fucking time desu

talking too much shit for too long
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>>78212489
You better hope your boy China understands otherwise you'll be in a world of shit
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>>78212547
bitch don't want none
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