jake paul edition
maisie
sophie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kIDWgqDBNXA
tune
maize
chinky spammer fucking BLOWN out DESTROYED by shapiro 2017
fantastic edition
shan't be using the ch*nese edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0oo3MU3kZGI
tune
men at work are the greatest band of the 20th century.
"two hearts" is the ultimate aural experience available on vinyl.
Lesbians literally don't exist
>>78209197
classic school disco song. get your hair gel and cola bottles out lads oi oi
Is the Chino wanker movement dead?
>>78209245
I agree.
>>78209245
t. Milo
Theory: Jake Paul (22:39:12) saw Chinky spammer's post (22:39:08), and rapidly created a /new/ and linked it, therefore saving us from the scourge of Chinkdom. Bravo I say, bravo
>>78209201
>>78209245
my wife is a lesbian, have some respect
wish i had friends
don't see the point anymore
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3QPDB4oc1LY
tune
>>78209238
>tfw leftypol
>tfw overjoyed that the Scots kept Theresa May out of the death zone, ensuring she's stuck in power for 5 years and has to deal with the early-wobbles in Brexit an the impending second global financial crisis while Corbyn will be in office when the recovery gets underway
>>78209294
Are you not a lesbian tho?
>>78209197
good shit
>sargon suspended from twitter yet again
the fucks he after doing this time?
visit a random board and bring us something back
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSlb1ezRqfA
is this the most fire track of the year?
>>78209253
yeah that was 2011 mate
>>78209316
im a dude
it's my wife that is a lesbian
>>78209337
/x/?
Just did a type 5
Anyone need a top up?
Lauren Mayberry?
>>78209337
>>78209337
>>78209333
gay porn
MY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8HJrr4-7B8
SHOK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VfP9p84h_z4
>>78209337
Kurie, eleison? What does that mean?
>>78209367
good post
>>78209365
yeah sure mate, get me a lyca mobile card next time your down the shops
Ethan Bradberry?
>>78209354
If she's a lesbian why did she marry a dude?
palms are sweaty
Student Loans Company said that if I cc them Bubsy Bobcat foot fetish porn again they'll report me to the police, and stop funding my tuition.
Sending off this one right now. What could PAWsibly go wrong?
>>78209373
arse cheeks are sweaty
>>78209384
>yuu toob
Is there someone I can pay to kill this man?
>tfw you speak four languages but can't have a normal conversation with the average person
one of life's little ironies
chink thread btfo
>>78209337
>>78209405
shit happens
>>78209337
>>78209337
Guess what board this is from.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yl-2F2S3XLo
watching this
>>78209460
yeah send me 30 bitcoins and i'll sweep up the trash if you get my drift x
>>78209461
The more you can communicate the more you realise you don't want to communicate with people.
>>78209384
>...for now
>>78209337
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-u5WLJ9Yk4
tune
>>78209337
ARRRRRRR
DRINK UP ME HEARTIES! ME LADS!
>>78209515
oh such nostlalg!! omgg!!
>>78209493
fuck off, Brittany is my waifu, I'm the only one allowed to watch her content
>>78209510
biggest disappointment was finding out /n/ is 75% cyclists
thought finally i could get into 300 post long cunt offs over the airline deregulation act
>>78209545
a drop of nelson's blood wouldn't do us any harm
>>78209515
Shame she had a raw vagoo
>>78209337
LADS
A
D
S
https://twitter.com/ArsenalsRelated/status/896109552751362048
https://youtu.be/mONM9pAe6yE?t=2m37s
tune
>>78209337
>>78209367
>>78209402
good posts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6teNwbdhTt4
doing a heartfelt listen
got the ol finger in the 'um hole ting goin on ;^)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uSIMf1hm4kI
>>78209602
pub I was in went mental when this happened
>>78209461
knew a dane who claimed to speak 5 languages, asked him which ones and he said
>danish
>swedish
>norweigan
>spanish
>english
Yeah, I can speak UK(english), UK(scottish), UK(irish), UK(american) too
>>78209608
love these pinkjaks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZ35SOU9HTM
>>78209647
Where at?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81RqEnvczV8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bg59q4puhmg
tune
babestation
>>78209568
>>78209649
I speak Swahili, Sanskrit and Uto-Aztecan
>>78209691
feminist tripe, off yourself
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p47fEXGabaY
tune
>>78209568
what's the airline deregulation act?
>>78209649
but can you speak english, scots, gaelic, and appalachian?
>>78209751
But Gaelic is an entirely different language
>>78209743
Listen to it at 0.75% speed
You're welcome
>>78209694
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrO4YZeyl0I
choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-bCN2ur3pg
why don't all women just have plastic surgery to become beautiful?
president bogshart j. toilet
>>78209718
roaring
>>78209253
>soccer
>>78209781
and danish and spanish aren't?
>>78209694
>posting the shit version
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDAlGrFkJmE
ronald Glorp is not My fuckinbg presingtend!!!!!!!!
>>78209310
>Corbyn will be in office
if i don't wank for a few days, i get serious blue balls pain if i get aroused
dunno if i could go without, but at the same time i want to abstain for a while so i can remember what it's like to be really horny again
>>78209645
We doing a ra hours?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCnGD6xv5ik
>>78209803
me on the left
>>78209682
sheffield
>>78209701
studio 66
M'off to Magaluf Sunday lads
What should I expect
>>78209310
corbyn will never be in downing street
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pmcfL_qLhMo
pmsl fifa niggers btfo
>>78209869
Alot of english wankers, go to ponsa for irish people
>>78209867
tvx
She has a point
>>78209798
Haha Iove these, they aren't getting stale at all.
virgin meme has been overused now
>>78209900
(((Newman)))
any tights lads in?
>>78209869
stds if youre lucky. Good lad!
really enjoyed l'etranger
not even a pleb
>>78209835
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Yr0nwIX_gc
>>78209891
I've been to Ponsa and it's chronic
Don't worry lad I'll MICK plenty of birds for us
>>78209922
NEWMAN!
>>78209934
Good la'
muh guam
Is there a single person in British media who wasn't educated at O or C?
>>78209900
>rapist
>terrorist
"Asian"
>winner of bake-off
>Imam
"Muslim"
>>78209898
bang babes
>>78209943
good lad ever hang about daniels corner?
>>78209923
yeah
>>78209900
is there where yanks come in and tell us pakistan isn't in asia
>>78209891
>go to ponsa for irish people
All the ponces go to the ponsa.
>>78209988
Looks a bit bloated, probably needs to do a good poo
>>78209748
a 1977 act of congress that deregulated the airlines, meaning
>it was much easier to start new airlines
>airlines could start and stop flying wherever they wanted [well, within the USA.] without having to apply to the government
>airlines could change ticket prices whenever they wanted without having to apply to the government
>the government couldn't force airlines to buy american anymore (though they rarely did anyway)
>the government couldn't slap new regulations on charter airlines for a while
and some other stuff but the long-short of it is that it killed a lot of cool airlines, made becoming a pilot a worse financial decision than heating your house by burning money, and lead to the oligopoly that is the modern US airline industry.
>>78209900
>it's irrelevant
hmmmmmm
>>78209969
>"Muslim"
you mean British
i heard about this party
on sunday afternoon
really got me noggin joggin
>>78210016
>Daniel Thomas
Literally me
doos san migels fank you pedro, and chop chop ya dozy dago
*turns to the missus as I stub my fag out*
very lazy people these continentals, very lazy people
*cranes head to watch the Man City match on the telly*
>>78209900
apologist
>>78209900
we live in crazy times
Not a fan of leftypol or corbyn but I honestly agreed with his nationalisation of railways
Could've been fantastic
>>78209866
Do you know Alex Turner?
>>78209822
>>78209873
reminder that but for scottish farmers he'd be in office right now
>>78209969
fuck right off rorke
HEARTBROKEN
WITHOUT YOUR LOVE
I'M HEARTBROKEN
>>78210043
skrillex has been hit by hard times I see
>>78209991
solid post
>>78209995
no, this is where Danes come in and tell you that Asia is a giant continent and all these people are from Southern/Western Asia
>>78209991
very good lad
>>78210075
Rasheed
>>78209986
Was 4 years ago when I last stayed there but yeah we were right across the road in Sun Beach
Don't get me wrong we had an excellent time but I would have no business going back there. Although I might go in for night for nostalgia reasons and see if I can find some young ones
any amy lads in
>>78210043
some leftie on facey bee had this to say
>b-but white people
>>78209602
why are yanks obsessed with arsenal
>>78209854
same
>>78210072
Corbyn has 55 less seats than the conservatives
>>78210072
Thank fuck for Scottish farmers
We'd all be starving without them.
>>78210120
Not Yanks, just me
any shia man in
>>78210112
>>78210087
>>78209991
all very good
>>78210089
i'm pretty sure they're rapist crimes, not Muslim crimes rorke.
>>78210112
AMCP is for degenerates
>>78209949
Too political, not enough absurd Chadness.
2/10, would not download.
>>78210027
Excellent
>>78210110
Last time we went we had a great time, there were awful ructions and many a lucky lucky man got battered
reminder that if we had a proper voting system corbyn would probably win
>>78209991
>>78210087
nonces
>>78210139
the arsenal thread on /sp/ etc and on reddit is full of them
>why haven't you gone to bed yet, anon?
>>78210089
>Muslims
pakis*
i've never heard of an indonesian or malaysian grooming gang
>>78210118
Because Muslims make up 5% of the population but do almost half the sex attacks.
>>78210089
>the asian race
aaaaah yes
>>78210174
me on the left
>>78210118
Muslims view women as either honourable or dishonourable. Women who practice islam, wear the hijab, stay at home and cook and clean are honourable. Any who don't fit that description aren't, and are fair game for them to do with as they please.
>>78210172
discriminate on an entire group of people somewhere else rorke
>>78209991
dont like how her fringe is so thick and hangs low
looks like she hasnt got eyebrows
O, Father dear, I often hear you speak of Erin's Isle,
Her her lofty scenes her valleys green, her mountains rude and wild
You said it is a lovely place wherein a prince might dwell,
Why have you then forsaken her, the reason to me tell?
My son, I loved our native land with energy and pride
Until a blight fell on my crops my and sheep and cattle died,
The rents and taxes were too high, I could not them redeem,
And that's the cruel reason why I left Old Skibbereen.
It's well I do remember on a bleak November's day,
The landlord and the sheriff came to drive us all away;
they set my house on fire with their cursed English spleen
And that's another reason why I left Old Skibbereen.
Your mother, too, God rest her soul, lay on the snowy ground,
She fainted in her anguish seein' the desolation round.
She never rose, but passed away from sleep to mortal dream,
And found a quiet grave, my boy, in dear old Skibbereen.
>>78210148
then why are they all muslim?
>>78210165
no he wouldn't
Lads, doing an intergrated masters, can I do another masters with student finance funding?
i've not taken any postgraduate loan
>>78210118
Ermm JIMMY SAVILE ring a bell rorke?
unironically gave some coked up runt in the jacks that was looking for a scrap a tender right hook to the face the other night
>>78210163
Seen a lucky get cracked across the skull by a baton from our balcony. Never laughed so much in my life. Dirty cunts.
Did you get any drugs when you were over?
>>78210180
>b-but the Catholic church
>>78210150
amal aint no slav
Who the fuck is this faggot jake paul? And why is his last name actually just a name?
>>78210147
kek
>>78210174
*does a great leap forward and HEEMs you*
>>78210172
Probably because we don't get many immigrants from there in this country, I'm sure there are plenty in their home country
>>78210207
keep telling yourself that rorkey
>10 year High School reunion coming up
>Not sure I can face it
Just end my existence
>>78210168
I only post in match threads /arse/ is shit
>>78210207
why wouldn't he?
>>78210219
No, get a job
>>78210197
shes beautiful mate shut up
>>78210226
good lad
>>78210232
yeah most of what we bought was absolute fucking dirt off the malteser head cunts, whatever they put in ket over there is much different than the actual stuff.
>>78210248
end your own existence
>>78210226
Job for him
>>78210196
brown hands typed this post
>>78210244
maybe
>>78210238
some yank
>>78210265
really?
that sucks and no
>>78210238
>faggot
grow up rorke, we don't need that kind of der
>>78210237
amal is a christian
gibi is a whore
stop responding to the troll
>>78210174
quite literally me
>>78210281
sharting
>b-but Jimmy Saville, his existence is all I have to mention to completely rebuke your accusations of Islam being a root cause of these rape gangs!
>>78210257
because more people vote conservative
>>78209461
Only if you're autistic
lads, how do I migrate to the UK in a post-Brexit world?
>>78209110
they literally shit on china all the time and have gotten in trouble with the government there before you stupid leaf
>>78210196
Would you jump in the tiger enclosure at the zoo? No?Just because most tigers kill and eat people doesn't mean they ALL do, you racist!
>>78210248
>>10 year High School reunion coming up
do we have those in britain? scary
>>78210324
You can't, immigration didn't exist before the marvel that is the EU
>>78210238
some artificial Youtube vlogger who makes shitty music for children who used to be on disney channel.
>>78210236
Yes, the Catholic Church responsible for a global child abuse scandal many times worse than any Asian grooming gang, Rorke.
>>78210192
>Any who don't fit that description aren't, and are fair game for them to do with as they please
sort of applies to kuffar in general doesn't it?
>>78210304
you fucking take that back
>>78210324
be highly skilled in an field we need
>>78210118
>don't know why they are focusing on race
>what about this other race
u wot m8?
>>78210310
It's amazing that nobody who was rounded up by Op Yewtree and was still alive to defend themselves was found guilty
People clearly decided to cash in on Sir James' corpse and got carried away
finally settled down in my new apartment in america lads. made preparations to leave as the brexit referendum passed
>Robin Williams died 3 years ago
literally where the FUCK has time gone
>>78210238
Lots of murricans have two first names
And they aren't to be trusted
Tinder or POF?
>>78210359
i won't
gibi a shit / slag / whore
>>78210126
You don't need to be the largest party to form a government.
Take 12 seats off the conservatives and give them to the SNP and you find both parties in the death zone unable to form a stable administration. It's then highly probable that Theresa May would be obligated to resign if she couldn't somehow get the Lib-Dems to kiss and make up with the DUP.
Even though the Conservatives are the largest single party in that scenario they'd probably lose office - as has happened twice before, in 1924 and 1974A. Labour then forms an administration (probably with tacit liberal support, i.e. abstention on a confidence vote.) and we have to endure another hellish election later in the year.
By 2019 the Labour government is drowning in it's own blood because of the global financial crisis.
>>78210341
I am British. My parents got a letter last week about my Secondary School reunion. They still live at the same address and they really want me to go.
>>78210374
stay there and get fat
Aryan
Slavic
Bosnian
Serb
Chechen
Nordic
Alpine
Briton
Celtic
Hispanic
Greek
Turkish
Arab
Kurdish
Persian
Azeri
Berber
Druze
Pashtun
Tajik
Uzbek
Uyghur
Pakistani
Indian
Bengali
Mongolian
Chinese
Turkic
Thai
Mestizo
Mulatto
Korean
Aboriginal
Which of these ethnicities would you have sex with?
>>78210360
do you need highly skilled rorke shitposters or are you currently good in that area?
>>78210072
>>78210380
>only white trash in the us has one or more first names
>only posh cunts in europe have one or more first names
huh
unironically just drank a drink literally
>>78210381
tinder is 100x better
Glen Campbell died yesterday lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AxSarBcsKLU
F to pay your respects
>>78210404
all of the above
If Corbyn wins we're all fucked.
>>78210387
>>78210405
Plenty here, but we can always use more
>>78210413
literally who
>>78210394
>1974A
Correction: Conservatives were not the largest party in this case, they were behind by a few seats. They did however win the popular vote.
Nonetheless neither major party could form a stable administration in 1974A, and so the incumbent PM was obligated to resign - at which point the queen can only really send for the next guy.
>>78210425
it's all a game anon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkodSBTqmZE
choon
>>78210404
all of them except the bottom one
>>78210413
I loved the man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8kAU3B9Pi_U
Cannot believe /mu/ faggot mods never made a sticky for him
>>78210394
>You don't need to be the largest party to form a government.
yes you do, fuck off retard
>>78210424
Thankfully there are laws in place that would stop him turning this country into a Venuzuela tier shithole.
>>78210404
>bosnian
HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA
>>78210436
hello millenial jackeen trash
>>78210452
fuckin choon
>>78210246
but it's true cucky
>>78210277
Any coke? Any remotely reliable sources over there?
>>78210404
All besides paki, indian, bengali, mong, mestizo, abo
>>78210268
what if she actually doesnt have eyebrows
>>78210485
gross
>>78210490
Could buy the odd yoke or a cheeky half gram in clubs and such, never had any contacts. Any luck with that yourself?
>>78210454
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_Kingdom_general_election,_1923
>The Conservatives, led by Stanley Baldwin, won the most seats, but Labour, led by Ramsay MacDonald, and H. H. Asquith's reunited Liberal Party gained enough to produce a hung parliament.
>As the election had been fought on the Conservative proposals for tariff reform, it was inevitable that they could not retain office.
>As a result, MacDonald formed the first ever Labour government with tacit support from the Liberals.
why don't lefties get how much the british public hates jeremy corbyn and his awful brand of socialist garbage?
>>78210222
Also had his crimes covered up by the BBC.
>>78210424
nah
checks and balances etc
>>78210473
Studied law with a very attractive blonde, blue-eyed Bosnian.
>>78210268
>commie slag
>has an iPhone
lmao
also fuck off leftypol
>>78210517
Too much time spent in their echo chambers with their Guardian and BBC colleagues
>>78210485
jesus fucking christ
>>78210517
Corbyn's a wet blanket but I love how people masturbate to how left-wing he is considering he aligns most with Labour's old-right on policy:
http://www.leftfutures.org/2015/08/extreme-back-to-the-80s-how-corbynomics-compares-with-the-sdp-manifesto/
>>78210514
>have to go all the way back to 1923
>"here's how bernie can still win"
>>78210443
>filename
thankfully she has been quite consistent
but grace could DEFINITELY do with uploading more frequently
>>78210517
>why don't lefties get how much the british public hates jeremy corbyn
is this the same jeremy corbyn that got 40% of the vote?
>>78210518
delete this mate
>>78210542
>>78210518
what the fuck, is this some kind of post-op or post-hormone monstrosity?
>>78210535
>bosnian
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAAHAHAH
>>78210542
what the fuck is that shit
wish it wasn't a big deal to shag coworkers
>>78210556
>>78210518
>>78210485
triggered lefty
>>78210562
so 60% of the country hates him? great work leftypol!
>>78210490
The lads you get it off are the absolute trash English scumbags who live there year round.
>>78210581
>>78210581
>>78210581
>>78210581
>>78210581
he took a lickle tumble off the cliff
>>78210445
the patrician answer
>>78210577
fuck off you sad act
>>78210310
Reminder that it was never proved that Saville did anything wrong at all, it's all just womyn's gossip hyped up by the media
>>78210571
it's just a normal vagina that's been pumped up
>>78210555
Any party that can cobble together 320-odd madmen to go through the lobby with them gets to form the government.
It doesn't take many Conservative losses to bring that scenario about, even against a leader as Kinnock-effected as Corbyn.
(Although desu if the Conservatives elect a new leader without autism maybe he's doomed.)
>>78210352
Sexual emergencies are fine if you're Islamic and your culture allows it.
>>78210577
early, fuck off
>>78210620
Feelsbadman
>>78210565
>Helped condemn Greece to mass unemployment and poverty
what fucking drivel
Greece are poor because of the Euro, no more, no less.
(T. voted Tory.)
>>78210542
would you prefer she send her messages by carrier pigeon?
tbqh, tories should be thankful that corbyn is the labour leader
he's pro brexit so he's going to tell the globalist blairite wankers to fuck off
>>78210713
Pretty much the only thing I agree with him on. Funny watching the reactions of students when they found this out.
>>78210558
utter qt posted here
It feels so goodwhen I see uk flag and start reading what people post in some weird scotish accent