/brit/

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love gentrification

lanklets

poo

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anime

i have literally never had sex

I was raised non-religious and neither my parents believe in god, but I don't think I could honestly call myself an atheist

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Mr. Clampett

just made my own salsa to serve with my tea x

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jubilee is the GOAT tube line

>>78198062
same
i just feel apathetic towards religion, don't care either way

>>78198062
atheism is literally just rejecting the claim of god existing due to there being no compelling evidence to warrant that claim. thats it.
theres no ideology or lifestyle attached.

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>>78198079
>literal bombproof and bulletproof glass doors
you simply could NOT make it up

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perusing a novel

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so true

>>78198111
yes there is

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I SAID YOU BUY ONE

>>78198112
Part and parcel

>>78198160
bit saggy ngl

>>78198112
Post and packaging

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>fell for the English degree meme
>just looked at the list of set texts for this term
>three books by pakis

come and listen to my story 'bout a man named jed
a poor mountaineer, barely kept his family fed
and then one day he was shootin at some food
and up through the ground come a bubblin crude

oil that is - black gold - texas tea

>>78198112
party and play

literally just mixed a whole peanut butter container with a whole ben and jerry's ice cream

>>78198112
cock and balls

*heems the english degree runt*

>>78198156
people use atheism conjointly with certain ideologies and lifestyles but atheism in itself is just a rejection of a claim that has no evidence.

>>78198233
they have a peanut butter variety you tool.

>>78198160
Butterface

>>78198214
the next thing you know old jed's a millionare
the kin folks said "jed move away from there!"
they said "californy is the place you oughta be!"
so they loaded up the truck and moved to beverly

hills that is. swimmin' pools, movie stars.

actually Jubilee bombproofing was done against the IRA

>>78198218
despise girls who look like this
no sense of individuality so they think "i'll just make myself look like a kardashian"

>>78198218
>>78198160
Literally obese

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€25
cop or not?

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>>78198282
>it's ACTUALLY bombproof
I was only memeing, fucking hell hahahahaha

>>78198160
>>78198218
BLACKED

>>78198175
Once, when my fat mate was working (door to door) for Safestyle, he was having a really bad day and the supervisor said "if you don't get this next house to sign, I'm gonna fucking knock you out." Mate shuffled up the path to the house and rang the doorbell, and the resident opened the door, and then slammed it in my mate's face before he could get one word out. Apparently the fat lad was nearly crying.

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>>78198288

>>78198306
dont know if it is, I assumed it was because of your post and I'm not searching it up because I dont want to get vanned

the only threat in the 90s were the IRA

>every girl you know has been knuckle deep in her own soaking vagina

>>78198319
thats their exact thought process

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>Aviolent paedophile who made a "hidey hole" in his home to conceal a girl he was abusing has been jailed for 27 years for a string of serious sex offences.

>Michael Dunn, 57, from Redcar,knocked through the wall behind his fridge to create a cavitywhich he used to hide the girl - who had run away from home - from the police.

>He preyed on four victims, raping one aged just 10 or 11, over a period of decades, Teesside Crown Court heard.

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>>78198315
all got to start someone matey, if that lad would have stuck it out he'd be the one doing the threatening in a few years

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>>78198346

>>78198363
ahhh yes, white people

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if you see it burn it

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Any synthwave man in?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NP1u3Q5zswg

>>78198406
t. paki scum

listening to house of air

>>78198408
What's it about? I can never tell whether or not to listen to self proclaimed liberals.

help
willy's erect
need to go downstairs and make tea
but mum's downstairs

Goldfish and crucian carp have evolved enzymes that turn carbohydrates into alcohol when no oxygen is available – helping the fish survive in ice-locked pools

>>78198336
>I'm not searching it up because I dont want to get vanned

Kind of sad that this is the world we live in now. I miss the early Internet where nobody was watching.

>>78198399
she's so cute

can you imagine being an unemployed, friendless virgin at 25 years old hahah like imagine how does it even happen hahahaha

Not even a hateful person lads but I just fucking despise Muslims. Especially those little manlet fucboi ones that pretend they're black, they enrage me so much.

>>78198408
Why's it orange? It's not about N. Ireland is it?

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>>78198470
haha yeah

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creature was shit
why did we have to wait 4 months for it?
you said you were evolving but you didn't do bits
you just evolved into the first male with tits

swankin innit

>>78198470
yea imagine that hahahaha

>>78198441
tl;dr "The Liberal Democrats should become New Labour"

>>78198477
Lib-Dems are Orange (Officially Amber, often gold.)

>>78198470
there are no virgins past 20. its a meme

bogpill me on stone henge lads

unironically got raped in my sleep at uni by the fat girl in my flat

>>78198520
In what way are they not already just 'New Labour without the seats'?

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>>78198458

>>78198532
two anglos put up a bunch of rocks because because a couple of jutes said they couldn't

http://www.behrer.se/vara-hem/833677/#bilder

£650k

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>>78198578
>anglos
>jutes
>when stoneage was built

>>78198539
pics or it didn't happen

>>78198569
literally the perfect gf :( post more

I don't like gravy and pies.

>>78198617
you should be turned into gravy and pies for such a comment

>>78198561
Under Charles Kennedy they were left of New Labour, opposing tuition fees, Iraq War without a UN resolution, and probably some other stuff too.
Also their actual dedication to proportional representation, rather than that weird thing where New Labour got Roy Jenkins to do a report for the government saying AV+ would be great, then not actually implementing AV+

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>>78198614

>>78198470
me in 2 years ngl

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>>78198035
>servant x service

My fellow Afro Caribbean Briton

>>78198654
whats her youtube again

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>anglos
>stonehenge

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YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP

COUGH COUGH

YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP

London having expensive housing is understandable, but why places like Stockholm, Sydney etc who have a worse situation than London? Literally what happens there???

>>78198680
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCeR0n8d3ShTn_yrMhpwyE1Q

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>tfw Premier League football resumes in approx 2 hours

>>78198711
And everyone in the world can watch it freely except Britons.

>>78198680
not a clue

>>78198711
Man kick the ball did he?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jenkins_Commission_(UK)
seriously what the hell was the point

>>78198695
fascinating

>>78198532
They didn't actually lift the stones. They carved them into cylinders at the quarry and rolled them to the site and into position. Carved each one into a cuboid shape, dug a hole next to it and pushed it in, lengthways. Then they simply carved a flat edge on another and rolled it on top of two, then dug away all the land around the site.

Thats my theory.

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just copped these

I watched King of the Hill for the first time last night and I'm really starting to identify with Hank. Something about his conflict to remain in the comfort of the past, yet come to terms with the benefits of the future makes him very relatable to me.

>>78198738
Wrong

burnt the last 2 pieces of raisin loaf lads, absolutely gutted, gettin a bit teary ngl

*plays the brown note*

>>78198769
Good goy

>>78198768
Fascinating please tell me more *walks away to talk to someone else*

am all over the place

>>78198808
*strokes your hair and gently massages your balls*
there there

>>78198769
thought that was cenaboyle from the thumb

>>78198824
I wasn't even talking to you, so mind your own. Nosey twat.

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mountains and molehills

Car worshipers are the biggest runts out there.

love tights

Cara worshipers are the biggest runts out there.

>>78198768
close
reckon they just rolled the stones on logs/dragged them there, then made a huge sloped mound, sank them into the hill and dug away the earth around like you said

>>78198873
t. c-can i have a lift mate

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*sips oolong*

Got drunk and passed out, and left the saucepan on. Woke up to a right mess, smoke, food burned into the pan, wasted food...

Turns out it was a dream. Haven't had a drink in 3 months. Pans and food are all fine. Weird that, innit?

>>78198925
I own a car ACTually, I just see it as a means of transportation.

going to work now, have a feeling north korea will be wiped off the face of the earth by the time i'm finished my shift

>>78198711
choon for this feel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qPrqsIoJTFc

whos on the charlie tonight

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRiG-7c9A3c
tune

>>78198957
got a little bit of dust stuck to the bag from last friday which i will be licking clean haha

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>>78198911
Wrong

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A JOB NOW

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>>78198988

>>78198958
EXCELLENT taste

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hoXodGinqnc

>>78198949
Track? Youtube eats up data here.

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>>78198927
>>78198946
feel quite safe ngl, we're literally a world away from them

>>78199013
looks like Robocop when he takes his helmet off.

>>78199023
>>78198958
autism music

>>78198617
southern poofter

>it's habbening

https://twitter.com/LFC/status/895948000052359168

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stonehenge was built by aliens

>>78199023
*listens*

>>78199023
>>78198958
The state of you loons

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>>78199050
it's fashmusic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRSijEW_cDM

Fuck the EU and fuck their eggs

SKYKING SKYKING SKYKING

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>Trying to get a flat to rent so I can move out
>Have to deal with paki slum barons who keep increasing deposit fees and some weird cunts who keep cancelling viewings
>Some Greek guy sends me this message after calling to arrange a viewing

Ah yes, landlords

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>>78199118
God Aryan children are so beautiful

Tomi Lahren is the only hot youtube conservaslut

>>78199152
'ce

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>>78199139
>Take your meds, you bender

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>rent

Both my siblings live abroad. One is married, the other engaged. Both are financially comfortable (at least) and happy. My parents are both very proud of them.

Honestly, I feel bad ruining the full set.

They're thinking of doing a new party, with the right leaners in labour and left leaning conservatives who want to keep us in the EU. How do we stop it?

>>78199139
just get a council flat
they have loads of empty bedsits

>>78199168
nigger

>>78199126
good post
brits will not be slaves

>>78199210
Overthrow the monarchy

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https://youtu.be/LIehvnJSDAA

>>78199198
lmao

>>78199139
Got a mate who's half arab. First time I met his Iraqi arab dad, one of the first things he started talking to me about was how greedy and bad paki landlords are.

love bums

>>78199202
living abroad is for thirdworlders

need a left-wing party that actually cares about the white working class instead of demonising them, sucking as much brown dick as possible and caring about bullshit like >>78198856

>>78199230
>throws crates of eggs in the Boston harbour

>>78199262
bit gay

Is that Mummy film with Tom Cruise worth downloading (a legal copy of after paying a reasonable fee of £18.99)?

>>78199210
>How do we stop it?
you don't need to since such a party would gain no real traction in parliament

>Volunteers have been labelled a "scab army" for helping clear waste during a long-running bin strike, which a union now warns could last until Christmas.

>The Bearded Broz, who have cleared 45 tonnes of waste in Birmingham during the six-week strike, were criticised in the socialist Morning Star.

Those bloody muzzies, coming here and cleaning our streets because the overpaid binmen are too lazy to do it

>>78199262
Alright bender?

>>78199285
no

>>78199265
Well sure, you wouldn't want to do it. But you live in America, not Britain

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BASED

>>78199198
Right mate, I'll just go get a mortgage as a first year student

>>78199302
It's not nice to make fun of people with extreme mental health problems.

What's to prevent you UK folks from living in a motor home (or caravan or whatever you call them) year round? Your winters don't get that cold, so do you ever really need a "proper" dwelling? Seems like it would be a lot cheaper than renting or buying.

>>78199302
hootin' and a-hollerin'

>>78199302
>search for that reddit account
>it's been deleted

hehe

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>>78199292
GAS THE SCABS, CLASS WAR NOW

>>78199337
Our winters get cold enough not to want to do that.

>>78199302
Not funny really. She(male) is mentally ill.

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huh

>>78199337
Nothing except space and the social stigma attached to it.

>>78199337
coz who the FUCK wants to live in a fucking caravan you nutter

>>78199337
humidity and wind makes winters very cold here.

>>78199356
I wish our police would still beat up lefties, they're more likely to run away these days.

me walking into the thread getting rid of all the rasheeds

https://youtu.be/P503l1lKrqA

Posting from Ulster lads
Going to watch some guys die at the Ulster GP

>>78199337
Problem is people would laugh at you and could never pull in a place like that

>>78199337
because only fucking irish gypsies live in caravans

>>78199322
as a student it's different

live with mummy and daddy if you can though, save all your maintenance loan, free money considering you probably won't be getting a job earning over £21k anytime soon

>>78199402
baffling post

>>78199313
Classic race related banter. You're through to the next round.

got a solution to the housing crisis lads, everyone should just live in cardboard boxes

>>78199395
*pats it*
good doggo.

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i bet most /brit/s could beat my ass desu

Me in the middle

https://youtu.be/EbckuXbakdY

>>78199358
>>78199385
How cold? I find them comfortable down to -15 or -20 with a heater on. Does it ever get colder than that in Anglo land?

quite like living with my parents and doing a comfy part time job
she also charges me no rent, all I have to do is go shopping for them (they give me money to pay for it too)

very nice deal

>dog

the runt pet

>>78199463
hello nigger

>>78199432
only if ur dumb LOL

no idea why the government doesn't get a handle on this renting malarkey. Europe has some mighty fine regulations in place that cap rent prices and favour the tenant. why the fuck that cant happen here i dont know. would solve many problems.

>>78199372
https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@51.4776833,-0.010084,3a,75y,184.5h,81.36t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sVsv12rpmYhL32Z9KoCR8qw!2e0!7i13312!8i6656

silly bastard

business idea: market cardboard boxes as luxury micro-bedsits

>>78199464
Doesn't get anywhere near that cold, ever.

thick as pig shit

got a solution to the housing crisis lads:
fUCK modern society and live close to nature in trees and stuff like it's supposed to be

>>78199479
Get Tesco to deliver it for about £2.

>>78199497
Most MPs are landlords

>>78199484
rasheed

Hate people who complain about living in this country.
>Mild weather, never really hot or cold
>Free healthcare
>good standard of living

>>78199500
that's still a really weird thin house

>>78199520
>Shopping at Tesco

Hello quadrillionaire

live with my parents and I'm fairly rude to them
don't pay for anything

>>78199543
*throws acid in your face*

>>78199414
My 'rents don't live anywhere near the city unfortunately, otherwise I'd do exactly this. Can't make it to lectures and work placements because they're so far.

Ugh... May as well just see if there's any student halls left. Hate the idea of living with 17-20 year old freshers though

>>78199504
So it's basically just social stigma then? You guys could be saving a ton of money me thinks.

>>78199552
fuck off phimo you're such a little cunt

>>78199579
Also the council will think you're a gypsy unless you live on a caravan park and fine you

>>78199543
*charges you £8,000,000 for a 1 room apartment*

would happily take a hit to our economy if it meant we go back to our agrarian and nautical roots and have a comfy population of 10 million.

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>Candidate Set To Be First Female Navy SEAL Quits After A Week Of Training

>>78199525
This. Not to mention the lords too.

>>78199574
>ay as well just see if there's any student halls left.

There absolutely won't be

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>mummy's weight watchers diet plan delivery came earlier
>ate half of it while she was at toil
>she returns from toil and shouts at me saying it was expensive

It's not my fault lads

>>78199497
even we have renting regulations

>>78199568
>>78199610
Not everywhere is London

>>78199618
Hat

>>78199504
yeah it does, sometimes

>>78199640
Should have watched your weight I guess

>20% of the land is owned by landlords despite making up only 2% of the population

woah... so this is the power... of capitalism...

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>>78199620

fuck service economies. people were happier when they worked with their hands and made shit.

quite like this lad's landlord hatred gimmick, really inspires me to become one

>>78199676
if you're not a serf then you're a lefty cuck haha xD

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Based

>>78199608
Ah yes. I keep forgetting how hard it is to evade the government across the pond. There's a guy in my home town who's been living in his motor home parked a block away from main street for at least the past 5 years and nobody seems to give a crap.

>80% of the land is owned by lords despite making up only 2% of the population

woah... so this is the power... of fuedalism...

>toil resumes in 71 Hours

>>78199687
want her to suplex my ballbag and put my willy in an armbar

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why didn' whitei jus' hijack da eagles

>0% of the land is owned by anyone and everyone gets their own home

woah... so this is the power... of communism...

>>78199721
wow sounds great truly wish our country was like this

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Got in trouble once at school because my housemaster caught me watching a video called 'The Jizzard of Oz'. I had to explain to the deputy head's face what was in the video and I couldn't stop cracking up while he remained completely unamused

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x1kteb

>>78199395
hate dogs
wish there was a way to wipe out the runts forever

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>>78199748

>>78199755
I dunno. Toronto sounds like Brighton on steroids

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>hate dogs
>wish there was a way to wipe out the runts forever

>>78198022
pretty sure that was a case of british bombing

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>Trabajo in 1 week

>>78197993
leave the man alone

>>78199779
think I was being sarcastic you Cretaceous meltoid

i went to a secular primary school, but we prayed and sang hymns every morning

did any of you lads have similar things in your school?

>>78199769
alright calm down Mohammed achmed raqqar tabishi bin rasheed al-4chani

>>78199756
>housemaster
Tarquin

>>78199756
>housemaster
posh boarding school wanker

>>78199804
>i went to a secular primary school, but we prayed and sang hymns every morning
>i went to a secular primary school

I don't think you did anon

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Thank you for the daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaays
Those endless days, those sacred days you gave me

>>78199804
sounds like bog standard C of E school you cretin

>>78199804
we thanked god every day before we went for dinner in welsh

>>78199755


>>78199779 Is right. Something like that definitely wouldn't fly in Onterrible or Quebec, but more rural provinces have a lot of that. Manitoba, Saskatchewan, Alberta, parts of B.C, and all of the northern territories really don't seem to care all that much.

>>78199640
post belly

>tfw finally part of the normie invasion getting home from work

feels good being a self sufficient working human

>>78199804
Yeah we sang hymns and stuff most mornings
I don't know if it was secular or not

>>78199804
went to a CoE primary school. sang hymns in assembly and had a clergyman come in and prattle on about this and that.

never once crossed my mind that it was to do with religion.

guess it comes down to parental brainwashing if you're into that nonsense.

honestly can't take anyone who went to private school seriously with their posh twat accent

>>78199804
I don't think you know what secular means

>>78199853
gets real old after a while

>>78199853
Weekend feels a lot more satisfying when you know you earned it

God damn it feels so good to walk about the day after deadlifts

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>Merkel issues statement claiming EU can handle double current influx of refugees and that too few are currently arriving

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We da master race n shieeet

hate looking for work lads

https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@51.4809776,-0.0086263,3a,75y,72.44h,81.75t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sWV2GWhhQl40vgWgmF-QQ_A!2e0!7i13312!8i6656

London is actually a shanty town

nobody can argue it's not third world

how is religious teaching considered brainwashing but all other aspects of raising a child isn't?

I went to a selective Catholic school, we had nuns and everything.

You had to be a member of the local church to get into the primary school, and you had to go to one of three catholic primary schools to get into the secondary school. The CofE one down the road just took whoever.

>>78199804
that's not secular
we sang hymms at my school sometimes (along with some random runt songs) but there was no praying

>>78199876
wtf im posh now
swank

>>78199898
this is why brexit is good

>>78199883
>too tired to have fun
>use it to recover
>only to have to go and wagie again for another 5 days

>>78199804
Yeah, they made us sit and sing songs from little songbooks in "assembly." Can't remember if it was daily or weekly. There was one song about "jet planes meeting in the air to be refueled" that always amused me. One minute they're on about God making the world, now they're on about jet planes.

I used to use that time to push my eyeballs into my skull until I saw weird patterns.

>>78199883
Yeah you uh uh uh uh earned it

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>>78199898

GET US OUT NOW

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>>78199908
>https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@51.4809776,-0.0086263,3a,75y,72.44h,81.75t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sWV2GWhhQl40vgWgmF-QQ_A!2e0!7i13312!8i6656

Never had a wank to maisie

>>78199898
Matter of time before UK is taking white refugees from the EU.

you're not truly middle class unless you were homeschooled

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>>78199908
>the virgin walk

>>78199912
most lessons have evidence backing up the stuff taught. not brainwashing if its true.

>>78199898
Thanks Merkel, just what the pro leave campaign needed.

>>78199932
FUCK

OFF

BILLIONAIRE

>>78199900
MLK?

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>>78199898

>>78199963
not all has evidence. some has reasoning. just like religious instruction

If you can't literally recite the Lord's Prayer off by heart thanks to primary school assemblies you should be gassed on the spot

>>78199908
Did you link the right thing cos that looks nice as fck

>>78199958
who the fuck gets homeschooled

can't imagine anyone turning out normal after being fucking homeschooled

>>78199994
Can do it and the Hail Mary in English, French and Spanish

>>78199898
what the fuck is her problem

>>78199994
the protestant words are too forceful and militaristic for my liking

I was cold I was naked were you there? were you there?

nooorrrmieeeeeess ahhhhh ree rooo

Last one on drugs is a queer.

>>78199939
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/composer-who-drove-choir-to-rebel-defends-her-plane-song-1358136.html
>the hymn Autumn Days, which prompted choristers at 12th-century St Mary's church in Wroxham, Norfolk, to throw down their hymn books in disgust
>They felt that singing in praise of jet planes was not appropriate at the annual harvest festival.

>>78199992
religious instruction isn't reasonable.

>>78200005
state of your pineal

odds drink more

evens bed

>>78199824
>>78199837
>>78199879
It was definitely secular, we even had a paki lad.
my head teacher made him get up in front of the assembly once and praised him for being from the holy land and asked him if he'd ever been to Jerusalem. I'm not joking.
i don't know why we did religious shit - that's why i'm asking.

>>78200062
religious practice is grounded in every day life and morals

>>78200070
'night lad xx

>>78200054
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SneCkM0bJq0

>>78200062
hat

>>78200079
>and praised him for being from the holy land and asked him if he'd ever been to Jerusalem. I'm not joking.

Yeah this doesn't sound secular at all t.b.h. You could have gone to a County Primary where religious instruction is discretionary.

>>78200079
>i don't know why we did religious shit

Because you went to a fucking religious school anon

Post it''s fucking wikipedia

>>78200099
night mate

nice digits xx

>>78200079
the first bit and the second bit don't compute
use your head

any tarquin man in

https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@51.5480626,-0.071098,3a,75y,233.05h,93.77t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1scarKtAr-vuy187BT9hXUWA!2e0!7i13312!8i6656?hl=en

ah yes the London powerhouse

>>78200079
ethnic minorities are not excluded from christian schools

might do a cheeky sniff of the 'cane and have a wank sesh

>>78200147
Livin the life lad..............

>>78200165
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>>78200094
speak for yourself. my morality isn't shaped by misguided belief in the supernatural.

wish i was british

>>78199246
>having shitskin mates