沟通从心开始 edition
yanks: ruining /brit/ threads since 2013
https://foolz.fireden.net/int/thread/13298835/
any bender man in?
*readies bucket of acid*
I remember posting on 2013 /brit/ when I was 15
good days
>>78195791
>Whoops, looks like something went wrong.
good site
>World War 3 breaks out
>"Some folks are born, made to wave the flag" starts playing
>>78195828
works for me
the essjaydubulyoos at googul
>>78195862
>leftypol humour
it seems like there's a few people in /brit/ doing their first and second years of their Humanities degrees and they're obsessed with parroting their marxist professors
>>78195851
how the frick do you find anything
Fuck you Mr Shekelberg, swear to Christ I'm not coming back on Monday
>>78195891
>hating on based china
Our country was literally founded last week compared to china, we are NOTHING compared to them
>only Pakis do acid atta-
Huh...
http://archive.is/eEH1U
>>78195862
>leftypol humour
Things I've learnt today-
Guyana isn't in Africa
Skegness isn't in Scotland
Denmark is in western Europe
Kiddiminster isn't in Wales
>Marxist as a derogatory term
shadilay!
Didn't even realise it's Friday
Mental
timmy just uploaded. got the first view lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nO56viHKDUQ
its saturday
So anon, tell us about yourself
>>78195899
oh, yeah the search engine is broken
but you can find threads manually. bit difficult but not impossible
i found it by typing https://foolz.fireden.net/int/page/48031/
the page numbers go up to like 57223 i think
>acid attacks
ah yes, I forget that the world outside of failsworth is shit
>>78195418
been reading his wikipedia page
poor guy, pretty sad stuff to be honest
>>78195976
I like drinking and masturbating
>>78195891
unironically in the second year of a humanities degree and all i've gotten is neoliberalism
which is good because bluffing and blustering marxism is much harder than pretending to make a balanced assessment along the lines of "bombing iraq would be stupid, expensive, ridiculous, disastrous, humiliating, politically inept, insane, and terrible, probably causing untold harm to the very people we propose to liberate and the region we propose to stabilise. On the other hand there exist costs to declining to aid an ally on a military intervention. Considering all evidence to hand there exist strong cases either way, but ultimately the recommendation of this essay is BOMB BOMB BOMB NAPALM STICKS TO KIDS BOMB."
>>78195976
>Woah it's anon, dude man! Grab yourself a brewski from the cooler and come join us
Not my president
>i'm a proud marxist
>>78196021
mmm
>>78195976
Advanced virgin, ball-earth sceptic, Conservative voter, football fan
>>78195889
>>78195929
>>78195930
the pjw defence force has arrived
>>78196034
ah yes, all proud socialist labourers and farmers
*watches you post*
>>78196027
getting flashbacks to coming home from the shops to find that my flat is full of exchange students but i can't go straight to my room because i bought fish fingers and need to put them in the freezer and there's one really fat yank who's pulled a chair out in front of the door and i have to awkwardly ask him to move his cunt arse because this is my house before fleeing to my room to fantasise about being a swedish carpenter circa 1963
>>78196033
Any Jake Paulers ITT?
It's everyday bro!
>>78196003
Yeah, it seems like he just wanted to chill in nature, but technology and development just wouldn't leave him alone and pushed him over the edge.
But you have to keep in mind that he killed 3 people, and injured dozens more. To some, he's a real monster.
>>78195976
always had a fantasy to be naked in front of a large group of girls 2bh and be gawped at/fondled, stems from feel of humiliation and embarrassment at being naked as a kid
>>78196101
yes bro!
would join the army, but feel like my mind would be wasted on being canon fodder for the taliban to shoot at
>>78195976
I like shitposting, fantasy games/books, and baseball
NEED a room full of dominating women to bully me
>>78196021
>>78196021
fuuuuck why does she have to be such a slag
i bet she loves giving rim jobs as well
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLHU-_OhT8g
reckon you could handle it lads?
>>78196027
would not be opposed to such a scenario
just threatened to stab my manager if I don't get a payrise and he's gone to HR the little snitch
>>78196175
>>78196135
>Yeah, it seems like he just wanted to chill in nature, but technology and development just wouldn't leave him alone
He could have skipped blowing people up and just gone to his cabin in Montana
>Go to Labour party conference
>Asked what left-leaning tendency I'm from
>Don't want to cause any offence so I check down social democrat and scamper off to watch Jim Murphy give a lecture on how to get covered in an ocean of shit without drowning in it
>Go to my hotel room
>Lie down and imagine myself campaigning for Wilson in 64
>Hear a noise
>Look up
>It's a member of Momentum standing over me
>Pic related
>WHIEEEEEEE DIDD YUUUUU KILL ROWSAH
Make America Great Again
>>78195924
it's paki culture and its prominence that has seen it become a thing outside of pakis
>>78196175
>>78196021
>>78196231
gib
>>78196239
Embarrassing post
>>78196033
so what "enemy ship" did kim jung destroy
guess what i just spent a fun but autistic halfhour doing in amsterdam
I love Britain
>>78196281
nice turrets
>>78196282
tory or whig
>>78195791
christ
>>78196281
is that all by hand?
>>78196239
I laughed. Not sure I understood it all though. Bit triggered by the pic, since I've been modding Oblivion this week and it's sent me a bit mental.
Screaming
I stand corrected, there WERE socialists in /brit/ in 2013, but they were tripfags.
fucking Delumo.
https://foolz.fireden.net/int/thread/15814628/
>>78196275
A south Korean one a few years back
>>78196281
how the fuck did this take you 30 minutes
>>78196347
>NEUTRALIZE THIS NERD
*throws acid in your face*
*tacleglomps u* X3
>>78196347
COS IM A MAN
NOT A BOY
AND THERE ARE THINGS YOU CANT AVOID
don't really understand maths me
>>78196337
yeah of course
why on earth would i be carrying a bucket and spade round with me in the urban centre of Amsterdam?
>>78196399
how long should it have taken?
>tfw I came here in 2016
>tfw I occasionally post left wing views just to bait people
am I the so-called "leftypol" menace?
>>78196369
Ahh, our sweet Lord. Better times.
>>78196422
5 minutes, it hasnt even got a nice moat
i'm literally on my way to stomp it RIGHT now
>>78196448
yes
thinking of all the normies having fun tonight with their mates and girls whilst i'll be in my room on pc all night. fuck my life. >>78196422
CME > LME
We've lit the watch fire
We've forged the path
Blood partisan
(Hunted, gathered)
While they turned their backs
They come crawling back
Spineless cowards on their knees
Flush out the ratlines
Bring the filth to the light
Repulsive defectors
Send them back where they belong
>>78196453
but I've never even been to leftypol
need a mentally ill no self esteem leftypol gf
Need to get out of bed but I can't be bothered
>>78196422
good work fella
>>78196455
same
but i might try and convince the gf to order a pizza
>>78196490
bet she has a really hairy vagina
>>78196488
leftypol is just a catch-all term for leftist teenagers and gay leftist students
>>78196511
BLORFFFFFFFFFF
>>78196474
>no calculation of opportunity costs, since market equilibria are based on planner's preferences
>>78196490
isn't that bahar mustafa
the one who wanted to kill white men
>>78196528
but I'm not actually left wing, a teenager, gay or a student
seems like a very inaccurate tag
>>78196451
>it hasn't even got a nice moat
it's in amsterdam, it'll flood nicely any minute now
>>78196347
What a reddit image
Pondering going to Prague for a weekend on my own
>just cause 3 for free on PS plus
>>78196544
do you a trade, you can calculate opportunity costs if i can have a union job for life
It's not getting what you want, it's wanting what you've got
>>78196579
billy no mates ahaha
>>78196474
where's the marxist-leninist planned economy option
Old /brit/ was so polite and civil, and the quality of writing was much better. Too many tripfags though, and a lot of what was posted would be called "reddit" today
I unironically think 2014-2015 /brit/ was the golden age, threads were comfy and funny, long posts could be written without just getting "shan't", there were tripfags but they were always mocked and meme'd, threads were decently long as Janny enforced the rules more.
Current day /brit/ is like a caricature of its former self and isn't comfy at all.
reading a we wuz thread on /pol/
surprised to learn its actually more than a meme and black americans really believe this shit
are all people from plymouth hideously ugly and/or deformed?
christ what a shit hole
*blocks your b road*
Eut do?
>>78196619
dustbin of history
>>78196619
In the bin.
>>78196603
sorry didnt read your post properly. assumed right away we were talking about market socialism. nvm
>>78196620
not a pixel
>>78196596
I think its shite
>>78196281
please tell me you were with friends
want a fag but can't find any filters anywhere
don't want to roach it iibh (if i'm being honest)
what does a kiss feel like?
>>78196673
rub your bottom lip over your top lip and feel how wet it feels
sort of like that but better
>>78196620
This. Also the past year theres been awful 24/7 yank posters that truly lower the quality.
>>78196665
of COURSE not
no way would i do anything that autistic if my friends were around
theyd have blown a gasket if id made them wait for half an hour for me to make a bloody sandcastle - can you imagine?
>>78196673
bags of sand
>>78196673
If "The Crystals" are to be trusted, being hit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f20Oz9Yr_So
Fun fact: in the civilised world, roads are made up of several layers for stability and durability
in America they just dump loads of asphalt on the road
>>78196596
Tried it. Utter shite.
>join a new gym because old one closed
>It's full of people I know from school
JUST
>>78196656
I think your country is shite
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0d9ehXFnYhg
>>78196700
kek I have to admire your bravery, making a sandcastle alone on a street corner
>>78196708
>7 seven layers of road
>>78196724
Hello nigger
>>78196708
America is civilised though
playing game dev tycoon because im too lazy to learn to program my own game
FINALLY unfriended the old oneitis from my school days
feel a lot better now
G O U G H
G A N G
>>78196739
>7 seven
>>78196763
Got quickly bored of that game
Too easy
>>78196758
No.
uhh
>>78196765
i need to do that myself
my gf apparently saw her while shopping the other day and told me. made me feel uncomfy memories
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8HJrr4-7B8
hes done lads. who will we turn to now?
>>78196175
>>78196231
>>78196021
I'm the same ethnicity as her haha
inb4 some yank has a ten thread spergout about roads
small brain: leftypol is the cancer that's killing /brit/
normal brain: JFs are the cancer that's killing /brit/
large brain: yanks are the cancer that's killing /brit/
ascended brain: NEETs are the cancer that's killing /brit/
>>78196818
Alfred
I specifically remember posting in the first few threads suggesting that /brit/ shouldn't be a thing. Remember fat cam and craven. Apart from that I don't remember anything else.
anime
>>78196841
dumb post
NEETs are literally the backbone of /brit/ and its their autism that made /brit/'s core culture
leftypol and yanks are the worst posters
britain is the cancer killing /brit/
>>78196841
transcendent brain: leftypol, JFs, yanks and wageys are the cancer that's killing /brit/
>>78196846
who?
>le leftypol boogeyman ruined an already shitty general
who /wagey jf/ here
>>78196846
yeah that's me
have you seen a group of fireflies?
>>78196914
/brit/ was enjoyably shitty in the past, now it's unenjoyably shitty
if /brit/ posters watched more anime they would be much more laid back
>>78196941
Why don't you fuck off then?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Skcfu1YBMjs
>0:11
dont think there is a more beautiful sound
>>78196957
this
>>78196957
i can't hack the screaming nip voices, does my nut in
>>78196941
Truth bruv
I miss Desklad
>>78196974
alri trainlad
>>78196968
why don't you? All you do is talk about politics, go annoy /brit/pol
>>78196957
anime is noncey and annoying
>>78196977
lol
>>78196980
turn your volume down, they don't speak particularly loud
Things that make /brit/ worse:
>shan't-posting
>bradleyposters
>new threads before 300 posts
>politics after 9pm
>commieslag posting
>my controversial opinion, but: Tim posting
>>78197007
Because I enjoy it here
If you don't enjoy it here then leave
Simple as
>>78196957
i'm already laid back you fucking CUNT
>>78197004
What a beautiful motor sound
>>78197028
Truth bruv
I miss Kev posting
/brit/ is always worse on the weekends
it's just that now the posting trend has shifted to "leftypol"
>>78196977
germans do it better desu
britain is rubbish
>>78197028
>all easily filtered
'ck off lazy millennial
>>78197043
>>78197004
>>78196974
>>78197028
also: arguing endlessly with people who do any of these things
>>78197028
agree with all but tim
i like the lad. like kev too
trains?
can we all have a community effort to not make a new thread until 350 posts? I want to see if nu/brit/ is actually capable of that
>>78197077
don't say awful things like that
rubbish can often be recycled into something useful, britain is so much worse.
Post slags
>>78197115
I'm in.
>>78197115
this is a stupid idea that will split the thread like always. report and move, hope janny cares
would kill for one of those shitty overpriced 7-11 sandwiches right now
>>78197134
>>78196977
>>78197134
>>78197115
literally what difference does it make
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK-0DbOG3zk
why do we let this happen
>>78197166
2>3>1
>>78197184
2>1>3
post pics from your /brit/ folder that would be hard to explain if someone found it
>>78197184
Grim
>>78197194
why do they call them "migrants?" they look like invaders to me
>avatar came out 8 years ago
>>78197227
>>78197154
>>78197191
the difference between 285 posts and 350 is 65 posts, a very decent amount to continue a conversation
if all you care about is shooting out as many posts as you can to get (You)s, quicker threads might appeal to you, but if you want conversations that carry on longer, longer threads are needed
>There's literally a communist party of Canada
Feeling worried, lads.
>>78197236
wow...... deep.....
>>78197227
At what point does an early new become viable? 250?
>fifa 06 came out 21 years ago
>>78197227
can't wait for DJ Barumph to get a nuke dropped on his head from the based norks
>>78197285
would love her to shove that stub up me arse while wanking me off with the working hand
>>78197134
The lasses
wish i had cancer so i could sit around fucked up on opiates all day without people judgibg me
>>78197107
>>78197098
think the Trainlaw and northern Powerhouse posts are mine haha
I SAID YOU BUY ONE
>>78197270
extended conversations on /brit/ are usually depression chat or politics chat and neither deserve to last longer than a thread. i agree that the bump limit should be adhered to but 350 is pointless unless enforced by janny
Might buy train simulator
>>78197236
who nose
>>78197134
alri
grumpadumpa de la gadunkadunk is not my president
gimmick idea: shave off your eyebrows and paint some new ones with a sharpie
>>78197317
Chuckling
>>78197325
How many kebabs you think they've inhaled on aggregate? Thousands?
>>78197355
miss this ad
>>78197355
Mate of mine met that guy when he worked for Safestyle UK. He's also a regional manager or something.
>>78197368
'nce
>>78197227
do they actually make adult "i have autism" badges that aren't cringey as fuck
just want a little sort of "spaz: be nice" card, not a fucking "I'M NOT NAUGHTY, I HAVE AUTISM xD!!!"
>>78197388
>HEY, KIDS. DID SOMEBODY SAY GADUNKA?!
just got called a chad on r/incels
cannot honestly say i've ever read a single good yank post
>>78197363
aren't those games really expensive because no one buys them except turboautists?
>>78197227
>>78197478
FONT
just got called a normie twat on /brit/
trying to find school uniform slags
>>78197227
Somebody insult me.
Anyone want this Spam fritter? Nowt wrong with it, I've just had a bite out of it.
*dabs*
>>78197227
not a commie, just like china
simple as
>>78197536
the base game isn't expensive but they sell hundreds of addons and it is expensive to get them all
>>78197227
>>78197387
>>78197599
'ce
wherever i go i must also colonise
>>78197227
*eats spam*
*goes on domestic holidays*
*lives in a council house*
*claims benefits*
*free school meals*
the life of the runt class
>>78197642
Maoist China is shit
Xi's China is breddy gud
>>78197227
>>78197646
poley would have made a decent mma fighter if he had been training from a young age
bit weird how modern christians exist when its demonstrably true that european christianity is just a rebranding of pagan ideology. they can literally look this up for themselves.
you must have to be quite literally moronic to continue with such a fraudulent religion.
>>78197642
love a bit of communism me
>>78197660
Very good.
>>78197677
>*goes on domestic holidays*
This is outdated. They go to the party islands and the Costa del Sol nowadays.
>>78197696
why don't you move to Cuba then?
egg
>>78197677
lower class runts don't eat spam
stopped a girl getting raped today lads
>>78197691
>its demonstrably true that european christianity is just a rebranding of pagan ideology
it isn't though
you sound a bit thick
>>78197677
Ah yes, the elitist lower middle "class."
the abstract scran
>>78197718
You pulled out at the last minute?
>>78197718
You stopped chasing her?
>>78197660
arent you worried about all the people watching you like youre mental
>>78197227
>>78197028
what about catposting
eating ben and jerry's cookie dough ice cream with peanut butter lads
>>78197786
fatty
>>78197028
>politics ever
runtoid spotted
>>78197761
why would i be?
i dont know them and im never gonna see them again
i dont even live in the same city as them
when im on my own i am 1000x more confident that when im with friends because of this basic principle
>>78197784
it's a good addition imo
done fuck all AGAIN today
>>78197280
there's more than one
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Communist_parties_in_Canada
>>78197784
reddit: the animal
>>78197808
We're gonna die in 100 years max, might as well enjoy yourself you uptight cunt
>>78197784
welcomed as long as they arent grossly obese
>>78197828
Where'd you find my faceapp race+gender morph?
>>78197853
I can literally smell you through the computer you obese bastard
>>78197857
cmon pete, promise me you'll kill me this time
>>78197857
cringe
>>78197724
virgin birth
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miraculous_births
Christmas
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saturnalia
Easter
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%C4%92ostre
just to get you started.
>>78197280
they've always existed in any democratic country
>>78197859
>>78197880
i'm 5'11 and 11 stone
>>78197828
same
have to do a video interview by sunday but cba
>>78197927
>5'11
You almost made it
>>78197893
there's no serious evidence whatsoever that links saturnalia to christmas or easter to "eostre" (which probably didn't even exist at all)
>>78197227
>>78197893
>wikipedia
ah yes, really considered source material
>>78197820
Yeah I get what you mean, Im confident when Im further away from home but I would never be able to do that alone, throw in a couple of friends and Ill make all the sandcastles you want
>tfw 5'6 and 55kg
>>78197940
I'm handsome, could cuck 6'4 lanklet easily
>>78197945
Are you a primary school teacher from 2004?
>>78197941
>>78197945
more evidence than the bible offers.
>>78197965
post belly
>>78197944
would your dying thoughts be in a higher pitch?
so we looked at the data
>I'm handsome, could cuck 6'4 lanklet easily
>>78197977
But the bible doesn't offer any evidence for its cla....oh i see now
What does a cat do if you let them continue that kneading thing they do on you, where they get a weird look in their eye and start massaging you but with their claws out?
Do they eventually get tired of it and chill out?
>>78198012
yeah
>>78197166
3>2>1
>>78197184
2>3>1
>>78197325
4>2>3=5>1