>2017. >Il ne parle pas Français.

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>>78188754

Where can I learn French, if I don't understand a single word yet?

>current year
>he thinks french is relevant

>>78188755
www.duolingo.com

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>>78188757

Thanks, I'll check it out.

>anon, tu non verbam lingua latina?
>sunt tu homosexualus?

>>78188755
Je ne' sais pas francais. Je voudrais francais apprendre

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>mGw er Französisch spricht

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>Ill ne poopoo la poopoo on hon hon.
Never, shave your sister's armpits and fuck off.

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>>78188759
>sunt tu

I know you're shitposting, but that's simply TOO disgusting

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>>78188759
>tu non verbam
>sunt tu

Fagguets

>Il ne parle pas Anglais
>on an English imageboard

maman est mort, aujuordihui, ou dimanche probablement.
moi? j'emapelle le strangeur ... je troixante ans. je fumer plus plus ... je regarder au cinematequhe avec marie ... je ne bon pas des arabs.
vie est ne bon ...

>>78188757
>>78188758
Try memrise for vocabulary if you can't stand robo-voices

>>78188754

I'm trying. I'm just a stupid American, though.

>Non sa leggere en Italiano.

>>78188768
as far as robo-voices go, I think duolingo is pretty good

tfw t'es né en Maroc et que le français est ta deuxième langue d'étude depuis le primaire

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>>78188772
tfw t'es né en France et que l'arabe est ta deuxième langue d'étude depuis le primaire

>>78188772
>>78188773
its >csq you anglo retards

>>78188773
t. Mahmoud Dubois

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdsNPhODUfU

French is dope. I took it in high school so my understanding is pretty poorly but my pronunciation is alright.

What's fun is reading Rimbaud's poetry in the original French. You really get a sense of the internal music when you don't read a translation.

http://www.mag4.net/Rimbaud/en/Poetry.html

français*. Maybe learn when to capitalize letters in French?

>>78188772
>tfw t'es né en Maroc

>>78188755
le francais, c'est simple. Surement, tu comprends cette phrase... Si non, tu es stupide.

>>78188772
>Maroc

malheureux

>>78188754
Mais, je peux?

>>78188754
If I wanted to learn a dead language, it would be Latin. French is disgusting.

>>78188783
Cur linguam Latinam non discis?

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>2017
>Er spricht kein Deutsch

>>78188785
mash'allah

>>78188785
Wie geht's, Brudi?

>>78188785
>er ist nur zweisparchig
>er spricht kein Franzoezisch, dass er dreisprachig wird

>>78188772
>>78188773
cette tronche quand t'as pas grandi en France, et lorsque tu y retournes, c'est comme aller au putain de Maghreb de merde.

>2017
>Oн нe знaeт pyccкoгo
aхaхaхaхaххaхaхa фaкинг бypгep aaххaaххa

>двeхиљaдeceдaмнaecтa (2017)
>нe пpичa aпcoлyтнo фoнeтcким cpпcким јeзикoм
мyћкaм глaвoм

>>78188788
Ich spreche Spanisch und Englisch, neben Deutsch die wahren überlegenen Sprachen.

>>78188792
>Spanisch
>2017

>>78188791
>aпcoлyтнo фoнeтcки
>

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>2017
>legge Dante tradotto

>>78188755
Asimil french course

>2017
>ລາວບໍ່ເວົ້າພາສາລາວ

>>78188794
a caд кao нијe
љyдcки гoвop пoдpжaвa caмo 30 глacoвa кoји пocјeдyјe y цјeлини caмo cpпcки јeзик

>>78188793
>most spoken first language in the world (chinese doesn't count)
it's pretty good m8

>>78188798
>љyдcки гoвop пoдpжaвa caмo 30 глacoвa
K-kaj?

>>78188800
>hrvat
sve mi je jasno

>2017
>かれは日本語を喋れない
まぁ、アニメとマンガぐらいしか読めないけどね。
別に知らなくてもいいかも。

>2017
>nie uczenie się polskiego

>>78188780
hey man.. screw you

>>78188801
Nisam Hrvat. Samo te pitam odakle ti ideja da ljudski govor podržava samo 30 glasova.

>>78188754
Protip: it's "français", not "Français", for the language

>>78188805
svaki se jezik moze zapisati kakav se cuje srpskom cirilicom

>2017
>ei polta röökiä

Oletko koulukiusattu, kehitysvammainen vai molemmat?

>m-mutku siihen kuolee

Niin? Oliko elämä kilpailu kuka elää pisimpään?

>siihe jää koukkuu!!!

Ei jää, jos ei ole alaikäinen ja osaa polttaa kohtuudella.

>s.. SIIHEN MENEE RAHAA!!!

Kuka pakottaa ostamaan askin päivässä, vitun turvenuija

>>78188791
>>78188797
>>78188802
>>78188805

Je suis toujours surpris par la quantité de langues parlées ici.

Aussi, j'ai une question pour les vrais français de /lit/: Quant à Zola, est-ce que je peux lire Germinal seulement, or devrais-je lire la série entière des Rougons ?

>>78188767
dumas, mon frere

>>78188807
Kojim slovom bi predstavio /w/? Kojim slovom /ð/? Kojim /θ/?

>ĉi-jare
>Li ne parolas Esperanton

Kial vi ne lernas la perfektan, logikan lingvon, anono?

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>>78188809

Zola, il vaut la peine d'être lu ou pas?

Il me semble être un écrivain profondément inintéressant.

do anglos feel they have no need to learn another language? everyone but them is at least bilingual

>>78188811
to su diftonzi
v d t

>>78188814
As an anglo, the answer is mostly yes, they feel no need. Because English is so widespread (and becoming moreso every day), another language is useless for most anglos (at least in the US). Thus, if anyone wants to learn another language, it's either because of special business, travel plans, or just a hobby. It's unfortunate, and I still think learning other languages are worthwhile, but the majority of English-speakers are simply not interested and never will be.

J'a un petit coq, Tous, francaise leche mon petit coq.

>>78188815
>to su diftonzi
lol... Prvi je polu-vokal, druga dva suglasnici. Kako mogu biti diftonzi?

>>78188816
This.

I try to learn languages as a hobby because I think they are fun and interesting. But I have never actually had a chance to use them.

J'ai habité en France et j'ai étudié cette langue pour trois ans au lycée. Mais j'oublais tous les choses. Il fait du mal.

>>78188809
>>78188813
Zola m'a toujours laissé perplexe, mais il paraît qu'il a beaucoup de force...

Essaie un volume des Rougon-Macquart et tu verras.

>>78188754
>ces petits étudiants qui n'ont aucune maîtrise de la grammaire
Si on m'avait dit que la plèbe étrangère serait si incompétente mes yeux seraient encore intacts

>>78188785
While we're at it, anyone could recommend some worth-reading german literature? preferably modern. I've got access to a private library near home but it focus solely on the german speaking world.

I have read already the classics: Kafka, Mann, Grass, Goethe, Schiller and Hesse.

>>78188822
>si elle serait

Belle grammaire, dis donc !

>>78188823
Not German, but at least Jünger and Musil for the 20th century.

>>78188809
Tu peux lire Germinal seul

>>78188785
>implizierend hier lauern nicht ausschließlich Deutsche
Seit Kadse tot ist, bin ich hierher geflohen, geht anderen Bernds wahrscheinlich auch so. Außerdem, >das Fühl wenn keine gute deutsche Literatur existierend. Mieses Fühl, Brudi.

>>78188823
Lies Nietzsche im Original, mein Freund. Wird dir die Augen öffnen.

>>78188809
lis donc "l'Assomoir" copain, ça envoie du boudin

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>2017
>French

>>78188813
Inintéressant c'est dur mais c'est certain que c'est pas pour tout le monde.

Si les thèmes abordés t'intéressent j'essaierais à ta place, quitte à laisser tomber au bout de 100 pages, mais sinon tu peux faire l'impasse je pense.

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2017

Leti'e' ma tu tsiikbal maaya tan.

>>78188829
>Malay (including Indonesian)
>Hindustani (Urdu + Hindi)

Good memes. These are not the same languages (not even the same alphabet in Hindi and Urdu), although there are strong similarities. You might as well say Spanish and Italian are the same language, and group them under the "South European" moniker.

And French numbers are highly debatable. Only 76 million L1 speakers, with 67 million Frenchmen, 8 million Québecois, 3.5 million Wallons, 2 millions Romand Swiss, and all the expats from these countries (2.5 million just for the French)? The real number is easily above 80. And then, only 153 million L2 speakers, when it's the lingua franca in half of Africa? It's way, way more.

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>>78188759
>sunt tu

>>78188816
For what it's worth, most non-native speakers would rather practice English with me than let me flail around with whatever they speak. And I feel like they often need to speak English for economic reasons and that's more important than my need to feel like I tried.

>>78188832
>different alphabets
Next you'll tell me Serbian,Croatian, Bosnian and Montenegrin are all separate languages

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>2017
>ei puhu ebin meemikieltä sprölölölölö

>>78188754
Je ne comprend pas porque tu parle francais aux une imageboard d'anglais. There, broken enough for you?

>>78188802
>he doesn't speak japanese
>well, not only reading anime and manga (??)
>it's not like it's ok even if you don't know(??)
please explain to me the meaning of the last two sentences

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>>78188754
>Americans speaking French
>doesn't elide his syllables, completely butchers the guttural R, the œ, and the nasalized vowels

>>78188835
The vocabulary isn't the same either. There is overlap, and there are very significant differences, even for the most basic words.

>>78188760
*Je ne parle pas Français, je voudrais l'apprendre

>>78188838
>well, (speakers) can really only read anime and manga
>it doesn't matter if (you) know it
Japanese is a pro-drop language, and I fucked up that first sentence on a level beyond language.

>>78188825
>>78188827
Besten Dank, Jungs.

>>78188827
What makes you claim that there's no good german literature? I'm not an expert on the subject but seems likely impossible for a country as influential as Deutschland to not have a most interesting literary culture as France or the UK. On the other hand I'm most familiar with european cinema and when it comes down to Germany the film culture is virtually non-existent.

>>78188844
I sound like a douche, please keep in mind english is not my mother tongue.

>>78188767
>je troixante ans
It's been a while but shouldn't this be "J'ai troixante ans"?

Germanfags, please recommend me some baby-tier german books so I can get started on learning some shit. Tried reading Im Westen nicht Neues but it's kinda too hard.

>>78188847
Die Verwandlung it's always a good start and you had probably read it by now, I guess that will make it easier for you.

>>78188846
>j'ai trente ans
the whole post is all sorts of wrong dude

>>78188847
In my experience, books with lots of dialogue. Try books you've already read, if any, or translations of them in German.

nobody likes Chinese?

>>78188757

how much can you learn from this site?

>>78188785
Aber, anon, Ich sprache Deutsch.Jarlich, nur bischen. Ich sprache auch, Italianischer, Spanisch und englisch.

What's the meaning of languir/faire languir?
I'm getting contradicting results on google

>>78188852
Just the basics of the language, but it's a good start
>>78188851
Every chinks i know is an asshole. I can't think of any good reasons to learn the language. Chinese culture is not very appealing

Je ne parle pas Français trés bien. Parlez vous anglais? gets me by just fine in Paris.

>>78188851
Someone needs to post the "Don't learn Chinese" story.

hell ya faggots last weekend of summer hours, time to shitpost!

Le français est une langue de lâches

El español es mucho más mejor

>2017
>Lui non parla l'italiano
>jis nekalbi lietuviskai
>on nie goworit po russkij
>él no habla en español
>il parle pas en Français

>>78188860
>uses google translates

>>78188858
not only is it the last three day weekend of the summer but i just realized i have a bottle of mountain drew from when i order food earlier this week, sure it's fun to be an angsty bitch, but some times u just have to enjoy the simple things in life u know wut i mean

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>>78188761
>When you're so barbaric you don't even know what conjugations are for subconsciously so you never ever drop your pronouns.
Much evolved.
So Hyperborean.
Very masterrace.

>>78188864
can't wait till germany gets replaced with turks, sure islam is barbaric but it will still be an upgrade

>>78188857
the one where it says china is hell and the only people worth talking already speak english?

>>78188859
"Más mejor" es un error gramatical terrible, empleado sólo por la plebe más inculta. "Mucho mejor" es la expresión correcta que estáis buscando.

>More than 100 replies
>Not even a single book related to linguistics or language learning
you guys need to step up your game

>>78188866
I think so. Its the one written by a Russia flag.

>>78188867
me cago en la hostia hablo como un gringo sarvage

>>78188870
No need for redundancy

>>78188766
What do you mean?
This is an incest-enthusiast Jamaican forum

>tfw lingualet
I know some French, but I can't speak it and they speak so fast in movies. I've forgotten most of what i learnt in my high school classes.

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