/brit/

>>78183641
>2012
>being molested by JP Duminy

if you're so sure what it ain't how about you start telling us what it am

oy pip pip and a cuppa tea sir

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Lmao

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFHa4db3hA0

fucking hate work i hate it , wish i tried harder in school

nEED a british bF

>>78183716
aye

>>78183716
what sort of toil do you do?

morning lads

you lads tried today's google doodle thing? been scratching and mixing like a mong for the last 20 minutes

please respond to me

the old online poker toil has net me over 2k this month lads

shall be investing straight into bitbean

getting my daily dose of lefty outrage on the 'dit lads

>>78183784
shan't'd've'st

>>78183788
How are you taxed? Jerseyfag?

>>78183788
If I had a cheeky 2k I'd buy chocolate!

>>78183788
>Not Factom

hehe stay poor my dude

>>78183782
bit hard with one hand

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A heart that's full up like a landfill
A job that slowly kills you
Bruises that won't heal
You look so tired, unhappy
Bring down the government
They don't, they don't speak for us
I'll take a quiet life
A handshake of carbon monoxide

With no alarms and no surprises
No alarms and no surprises
No alarms and no surprises

>>78183844
no surprises please

a bit worried since trump might not be able to handle norks properly

>>78183836
yeh need 2 mouses really. quite enjoyed it though.

>>78183855
can i have a kr bf

Boys will think I'm much prettier with this piece of shit snapchat flower filter

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>mouses

>>78183855
Dude spent decades making deals in business... he knows what he's doing

Business idea: ditch the keyboard and instead map every key to two mice

Do not reply to the nonce. I repeat; do not give the nonce (You)s.

When Social Justice Warriors Lose Control Part 2

Your mother will die in her sleep tomorrow unless you give this post a (you)

>>78183878
hmm the yellow digital flowers on your hair really make me not notice your ugly face will definitely swipe right now

>>78183855
dont let north korea distract you from his upcoming impeachment

Business idea: implement ultimate banter and have North Korea nuke Hiroshima and Nagasaki again

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Playing Nioh lads, it's really fun.

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Love feet
Simple as

>>78183999
Giving myself a (you) in advance for when I get this get

>>78183933
imagine her standing on my opressing bollocks

Brown people lol.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xAa_yuxMQ54

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Browsing /r/art

Reddit is p cool tbqh

>Krakow watercolor

Maybe the DJ was just hungry and thought her ass was a pancake

can't see flags lads

>>78184027
I'm from America.

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LOVE the BBCs new frontpage comparison gimmick

really shivs a lot of scaremongering rags in the back - very sneaky!

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Back from the climbing gym laddos
Feelin swole and sexy

>>78184036
based tay tay

>>78184053
havent been to the gym for 3 months now
and all this travelling has left me malnourished to boot

im a scrawny shadow of what i once was

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>hanging out with my parisian friend
>playing mario kart
>he gets hit by a red shell
>i say "damn that hits like a truck"
>he looked noticeably offended
>mfw i realized what i said

>>78184063
what food you making?

>>78184064
Traveling (for work) usually makes people fat cuz they eat more fast food
You could always do body exercises too

>>78183716
even if you did you'd still have to work and probably still hate it

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Is there such a thing as an archive of original British Empire intelligence reports/ambassadorial documents?

I think it would be unbelievably cool to read the very first few intelligence dossiers sent to the monarch vis a vis Chinese culture and civilisation, for example.

Anyone know what I should search for to find such items?

>>78184134
Yeah they're in some building in cheltenham but won't be released for like a hundred years plus lots were burned because we probably committed lots of crimes lol

>>78184134
if they're not classified can't you call the government and request them?

on the train to cheltenham

Going to Perth from Tuesday-Thursday, do a little prayer for me lads

>>78184165
you would have to make a specific request for a specific item
and i dont really know exactly what im looking for so i cant really do that.

>>78184083
milkies looks like

>>78184134
your archives, duno if they are public or need certification to access it

by the way guys i took the picture of the york minster in the OP do you like

Any hate white people man in?

>>78184243
my bf :)))

>>78184195
they probably wouldn't be as interesting as you think anyways, and there are plenty of great books on the British Empire/anthropological studies in Asia/Africa.
I have a great one on the Melanesia, called The Mafulu Mountain People of British New Guinea

>>78184265
NEED one to stamp on my pasty bollocks

>>78184280
just did a quick check and my library has that in stock
ill check it out in a couple of days

cheers lad

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>ywn have a shy African virgin gf with YUGE titties
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PtPBp2uTw1M

is thailad about? i have good news i want to tell him

>>78184310
not the best faces on em innit

>>78184317
He killed himself after his botched circumcision

>>78184310
wew she has 10/10 tits desu

>>78184328
The one on the left then right is quitr cute. Cracking knockers and body on her

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on the bus lads

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>>78184310

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Have to take 3 hours leave so I can take a job interview

TAKING LEAVE SO THAT I CAN DO WORK

Who's walkbro on /nrl/?

Need a girlfriend in my life lads.

>>78184310
I have to say the tits on the right are pretty damn superb

Nonce
Bender
Mong
Willy
Bum
Poo
Arse

What are the requirements to work for Lush

>>78184367
Bender

oi what was the name of that robot from futurama

>>78184367
Nonce

Lads, what are your plans for Friday night ?

>>78184385
Willy

>>78184310
this one is longer
girl on the far right here is pretty qt and gives her nipples a cheeky tug at about this scene
https://youtu.be/pPhOISqt9Lg#t=1650

>>78184388
Going to play the new Warhammer Total War Update/DLC :)

>>78184388
Poo

>>78184385
don't remember. think he was some kind of bending robot though whose purpose was to bend things, like some kind of bender or something

>>78184385
>>78184404
Flexo

FUCK OFF REEEE HIS NAME WAS BENDO

The lads are horny for BBT (big black tits)

>>78184400
Cringe

>>78184426
Oh not me lad.

*rises above hate*

>>78184466
cringe

>>78184400
Excellent post.

*rises above cringe*

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*dives below the hate in the the abyss of rage*

Crawling below hate

https://youtu.be/-UUEReNWfYk

Thailad what does she say in the video?

*rises above love*

hate brits
love pakis
simple as

*rises above dubs*

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>>78183855

*flies without wings*

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>it's a jordi kino

*rises above this shitty thread*

>he still manually posts

I have risen above you all, children

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yummy toast

Wish I was squeezing my bum down on a thick british cock rn.

youtube has become recommending me shitty lefty commentators after i watched a milo video

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>tfw could possibly be getting a nobel prie because of ideas i stole from my pet fish
Who else here /usingspeciesmtotheiradvantage/.

Don't forget the footy is back today lads waheyy. Go team purple!

>>78184572
mong

Just WHO will kick the ball into the net more times than the other team?! Such thrilling encounters

ree ree fuck off

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>>78184574
Cant

Wait

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>THA ESS JAY DOOBOOYOOS AH OPPSUN MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Eating some co-op brand bread for brekko

flat earth is real

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Why don't you have tattoos yet?

>>78184613
your mum fall over again?

Tosspot wanker bellend!

Ban The S*n

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Love Bloodborne so much

up the ra

Just remember, as far as anyone knows, we are just a nice, normal general

waiting for the 'cane to arrive

>>78184617
too hairy

>>78184645
alri Louis

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>Between 1815 and 1914, a period referred to as Britain's "imperial century" by some historians,[97][98] around 10,000,000 square miles (26,000,000 km2) of territory and roughly 400 million people were added to the British Empire.[99] Victory over Napoleon left Britain without any serious international rival, other than Russia in Central Asia.[100] Unchallenged at sea, Britain adopted the role of global policeman, a state of affairs later known as the Pax Britannica,[9] and a foreign policy of "splendid isolation".[101] Alongside the formal control it exerted over its own colonies, Britain's dominant position in world trade meant that it effectively controlled the economies of many countries, such as China, Argentina and Siam, which has been described by some historians as an "Informal Empire".[102][103]

imagine
a CENTURY of british domination
I M A G I N E

>>78184645
/cum/, /dixie/ and /brit/ are the best generals, mainly because they're the only ones using a language I can understand.

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kat or 2b?

>>78184683
fuckwit

>>78184620
no mate yours did onto my willy

>>78184678
Big beautiful multicultural Britain

very hungover lads

>>78184689
Thick twat.

DUDE I GOT SO DRUNK LOL

>>78184715
your mum's was

>>78184678
weird how rorkes are simultaneously massive empireaboos but also hate any kind of foreign aid or interaction

the British Empire was built on foreign interventionism

>>78184731
British isn't foreign

>>78184725
Gobshite

>>78184731
Built on interventionism in their favour, not altruism.

bitcoin is blowing my mind

Makenna Blue is probably my favourite person to appear on Blacked ngl

>>78184744
bender

Would honestly rather live in the US than the UK, UK would just make me suicidal an depressed

>>78184738
exactly, they are as british as you and me

PS Berlin is a shithole, never come here

>>78184756
Nonce.

>>78184757
Fuck off we're full

>>78184745
not really
we abolished the slave trade, we cleaned up pirates globally, not just in our waters, amd we agreed to protect tons of Arab Kings with our Navy to curry diplomatic favour

>>78184767
mong

>>78184779
>curry
heh

>>78184779
>to curry
another british invention

>>78184757
depends where in the US

in appalachia or most of the midwest it's pretty fucking depressing too

chicken tikka masala is an indian invention

i listened to britpop once, now i love cock

need a BIG strong US bf :3

>>78184817
not though, is it

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>>78184828

US of Gay

lol

>>78184779
Slave trade is the only thing altruistic in there and even that can be debated because it was found to be economically better to have free workers. Even the Romans did that

>>78184385
smibbly bibbly

could care less

I fucking hate Alaskans. I wish they'd all die. They're scum. They're useless. They have no reason for existing on this planet. They are a waste of space.

couldn't care less

Setting up a cheeky grindr meet for lunchtime

oasis, blur, the list goes on and on

need a BIG strong UK bf :3

>>78184889
bit gay

>>78184895
He's sucking me not the other wa around so I'm good

>>78184852
But in the exact same way our foreign aid isnt entire altruistic - just like the favours the Empire handed out to others, our foreign aid increases our "soft power" and strengthens our diplomatic leverage

same reason why the Chinese are pouring so many billions of dollars into Africa - to increase their power in the mid to long term

>>78184889
it wouldn't be as gay if this weren't coordinated during lunch time. there's something about mid day gay that makes it more gay than normal gay

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Yes, yes, jolly good show gentleman. A jolly good show chaps.
*sips tea*

t. Nigel Fancybottom IV

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>>78184901
>He's sucking me

>>78184934
bent twat

>>78184944
Nonce mong.

>>78184960
mong nonce

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H-have there ever been any countries that have had TWO empires, one after the first one failed?

>>78184134
its long
https://archive.org/details/authenticaccount02stau

>>78184617
Haven't found a reason to get another one

>>78184968
france
china
germany

>>78184966
Warped bender.

Abnormal people should't live in this country.

Could someone make me a casserole?

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Can someone explain to me the difference between Gypsies and Irish Travellers?
Seems like they have the same culture from what I've read on wiki.

>>78185017
bender

morning lads

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whoa

>>78184910
The Chinese are doing it directly through agreements. Its not charity

lads I'm drunk and it's 12am, doing vocaroo requests

>>78185048
bender

>go to london
>get acid attacked unprovoked
>look like a ghoul
>gf travels all the way from america to be by my hospital bed as i recover
>six months later and tens of thousands of dollars in debt, decide to see the sights
>get ran over by three tanned englishmen on london bridge
>die

should I go for a run if I gave blood for a blood test earlier today?

VERY TIRED

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got my driver's license back lads

>>78185072
i dont actually care

>>78185022
irish traveling are ethnically white irish people that live in caravans and commit crimes roman gypsies are ethnically indian brown people that commit crimes with a lot more begging.

>>78185080
bender

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>>78185077
come sleep w/ me

>>78185061
Part and parcel lad

>>78185083
yeah alright fair enough

shut up cunts

>>78185106
dont care

staying at the gf's friend's house. did a cheeky shit and jerked off already haha. never invite guests into your home. they will dump their seed anywhere and everywhere

>>78185085
So the difference is skin color?

>>78185119
dont care

fuck off don't care

got honked at
roundabout
sun was in my eyes
upset

>>78185156
dont care

>>78185123
Irish travelers are ethnically Irish and speak with Irish accents, they steal and rob but don't beg. Roma are notorious for begging and pick pocketing as well as robbing regular stuff like cars plus they have their own language.

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jesus christ

>>78185181
Kill all homos.

>>78185184
dumb crossposter

>>78185181
that crooked face is a sure sign of being gay

>>78185087
uncalled for

>>78185184
id on pablo's shoes?

>>78185022
Romani - Mostly English travellers, some of whom MAY be related to gypsy immigrants from abroad further east. But they do not follow the same culture as Euro gypsies, they are different.
Kale - Welsh gypsies but afaik the same as above.
Irish Travellers - descended from the travelling irish work gangs numbering sometimes in the 10 thousands who came to labour on canals and railways. lived in huge townsize camps like gypsies, some carried on.
Pikeys and Diddicoys/Diddlo's - travellers with mixed gypsy blood from outside the clans.
Romany - gypsies from Europe you see begging on the streets, none of the above others would beg.

>>78185156
>>78185163
>>78185176
>>78185181
>>78185184
>>78185187
>>78185203
>>78185204
>>78185207
>>78185209
could care less

>>78185176
Irish Travellers have their own language too, it's called Cant

>>78185229
Cant is a general word for slang/argot/dialects. Not sure they use it directly for their own speech.

>>78185223
>could care less

Fuck off Yank

love yanks

>>78185221
Woah all those fascinating cultures. Let pakis in.

love Fuck

>>78185280
i forgot hippies and crusties too but they dont really count for much.

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taking a shit dudes!

>>78185286
does anybody have the email she sent

>>78185308
could heem this runtoid rat with nary a punt

>>78185310
yeh

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>>78184972
AHH
THATS PERFECT

I LOVE YOU!

stopped playing portal 2 because it was too hard

not a fan of games for smart people

Will likely be sleeping with a bisexual girl soon, somewhat concerned about my lickaroo proficiency lads

>>78185380
who's that

>>78185390
PJW

>download a bunch of Eastsiders episodes on Netflix for my 7 hours of train travelling from Sweden to the Netherlands
>enter Germany
>all the episodes become unavailable because "this item is not available in your country"
>they remain inaccessible even when i turn location off and restart my phone in airplane mode
ah yes
copyright

fantastic stuff

>>78185403
hot

LOVE waking up early without a hangover

Feel like the world's my oyster

I'll just waste it on 4chan and videogames but still

>>78185414
>What is GPS spoofing

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Earnest question:
Does the nickname "Jim" unironically occur in England, Scotland, or Ireland?

thailad do you get funny looks from the thai people?

>>78185339
how did you get to germany in 20 minutes

>>78185451
Not in central Bangkok.

>>78185414
>Unironically watching EastEnders

J U S T

>>78185449
nah never heard of it

>>78185437
i dont think that would help

im pretty sure its detecting my location via the location of the last cell tower i connected to, and its an international crime to connect to any cell tower that is not the closest one to you

>>78185449
yes? its pretty normal.

>>78185455
fast trains
(mobile data = uk flag vs wifi = german flag)

>>78185479
eastSIDERS

SIDERS

>>78185477
step on my bollocks an call me a bender

>>78185483
Not saying you're wrong but it's far more likely to be by GPS or IP than cell tower location.
>>78185508
Perhaps later

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I know I'm low IQ, because mirrors reversing left/right still confuses me

>>78185497
Oh right

Incidentally, that looks shite too

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what's the feasibility of a yank moving to the UK to become a white van man? preferably in a more rural area like north yorkshire

it might sound silly but it's something i'd like to do

>>78185537
I also read EastEnders.

>>78185539
impossible

>>78185539
pretty unfeasible
muddy brown van man, perhaps

>>78185539
terrible pay, its a saturated market.

>>78185492
>>78185492
>>78185492

style myself a bit of an essex man

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>>78185539
Don't jump in with an innocent but idiotic question less than 10min after me, jack.
I'll ruin you.

I love pints so much
they make me feel so touched
Pints all round my town

t.haikulad