/cum/ - Canada, USA and Mexico

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MlSA

Bet $2500 on the Patriots winning the Super Bowl next year in the office NFL betting pool. I stand to win almost $10,000.

>>78177520
>betting on a game months from now

wat

Can someone explain to me again why EVERYONE alive does not love him?

>>78177407
Yes, I don't like them.

>>78173846
How do you tolerate every day? People here have said before to be happy with the time you're in college because theres nothing after that but work. I never understood why that was so bad but I do now

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>>78177630
unexplainable

any white people in here
we need to group up

>>78177709
*joins white squad*

test

>>78177709
I'm white

>>78177777
NUMBERS

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>>78177777

>>78177777
it is confirmed

>>78177777
white people win again

>>78177777
>77777
confirmed white

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>>78177777

>>78177777
fuck off, wh*tey

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>>78177777
impressive

Whites can get dubs all they want it won't change the fact that they are going extinct

hello

>>78178005
hi

>>78178005
Do you have a gf yet?

>>78177954
wh*tey going extinct is good news u dumb cracker

>>78178067
the ironing of this post is hilarious

>>78178067
I know, don't call me a crakkker

i miss seeing my breath outside when it's cold

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>born too late to experience the 50s

>>78178125
Glad to see New Mexico hasn't killed you yet.

>>78178117
>>78178122
FUCK dr*mpftards

>>78177436
excellent edition

>>78177436
How do we amend the /dixie/ and /cum/ divide?

>>78178192
dont care

>>78178192
appease yanks by letting in refugees
appease the dixies by enslaving them after

>>78178213
the refugees are the dixies themselves
they enslave themselves because they're dumb rednecks
the north wins again

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>>78178192
Resurrect Sherman and send him south again.

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>>78178154
excellent post

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>>78178315

https://youtu.be/k5ttmFIoREE

>all the benefits of Mexican blood with all the benefits of living in America

Are they the master race?

>>78178349
>ameriKKKa
>benefits
lmaoooooooooooooo

pepe is the windows 10 of memes
it's an omnipresent oc killing cancer that will never die because it is always being updated

>>78178346
Oh gosh, don't do it fren!

>>78177477
why she always pinching herself?

>>78178477
just trying to feel something

shes suicidal

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>>78178477
it's KAWAII AS FUCK

Misa and Anzu are both cute and only gays disagree.

gooks are gross

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>>78178579

>>78173238
nah it's here too
unless it's just a different thing with the same name, it's usually at truck stops though (maybe it tricks canadians from time to time)
t. maine

>>78178579
I'm gay and I don't disagree

>>78178579
they are cute but overrated

*pops gum*

>>78178664
cuck

baka

>>78178579
Anzu is male, isn't he?

>>78178721
no

*snaps gum*

Dane anon, get out here. I need to call you a faggot.

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>>78178737
Was Anzu previously a male?

boats have existed for thousands of years

>>78178787
no

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>Misa and Anzu are both cu-

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>>78177436
Hmmm?

>>78178782
what's up?

>>78178910
Are you the Dane or """""The Dane"""""?

>>78178910
*calls you a faggot*
Faggot.

-Kindest regards,
from another Dane (not me) from another thread from another board.

>>78178931
uhhh.... i'm from denmark?

>>78178996
proof

>>78178996
Ah, you're the Dane then. """""The Dane""""" is a fellow Canuck.

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>>78179033
ok? whatever you say, cana

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>>78179089
Aha! You're here too! Now we're one big happy family.

Im your benis

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>>78179305

I respect black community in USA

>>78179386
this

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>patriots have yet another white receiver that went completely under the radar

THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

>>78179386
Guess again; Tupac lives in Serbia.

>>78179542
bb really must not like black peopl

DRUMPF BTFO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gTZTNkWTjsM

It's over. Trump is finished.

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It's finally happening California is getting nuked

Based Kim Jong

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@78179700
>trump haters are fat mexican 8 year olds

wow

based

Fuck Guam 2bh. they have it coming

>be britbong
>in burgerland on a year-long exchange
>pack for weather that I'm used to (rain and clouds)
>step off the plane at Louisiana
>10 minutes later and my clothes are literally waterlogged from sweat
How do you survive here?

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18:07:11
cringeworthy post

thanks for the @

>>78179809
increase melanin

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>he doesn't understand how timezones work

Italians are better than mexicans

>>78179999

>>78179809
hot weather horrible, we have heat wave right now, temperatures are 40C every day

You are lucky that you have so mild temperatures in UK

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why didn't anyone like my status? Is facebook censoring me or has everyone moved on from this show

Watching American sniper

bye

>>78179924
>using facebook in 2017
lmao how's it going grandpa

>2017
>still thinking about football

>>78179965
Have a fun time wherever you're going, brah.

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>>78179982

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qeMFqkcPYcg

>tfw no gf

>>78179809
If you want rain and clouds go to New England (hence the name)

>>78179923

Ive been following Italy's weather and they were like 41C a week or so ago. In a drought too, I think

>>78179809
You'll get adjusted to it in a few weeks.

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>>78179563

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i saw two monks taking photos of each other on their phones tonight.

lol...

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>>78180303
Oh Christ. How is that so jpg'd already or has it always been?

>>78180321
nice finger

post more

really wish nukes were more than a meme

>>78180342
rick and morty is good

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>rick and morty is good

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HBO8ol9vXKI

who's signing up for anime club

>>78180544

I made the mistake of going to a meeting once

shant be doing that again

>>78180321
Ottawa looks disgusting

>>78180544
Are you the LA poster who said he was going to kill yourself?

how are you guys gonna feel when you get your draft letter

>>78180624
I ain't no draft dodger

>>78180624

see if I can be a medic otherwise hitch a ride to Canada

>>78180624
intellectuals don't get drafted

>>78180641
t. future long term tourist to Canada

>>78180624
I had ADHD, not eligible for duty

Honestly think one of the LA posters kys'd himself

>>78180624
>not volunteering when mattis became secretary of defense

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CvwQmxLaknc

>>78180641
im probably going to say this to my family and they're going to get really pissed at me for it

>>78180624
happy that i am no longer responsible for my life

>>78180649
canada has a very assholish immigration policy

>>78180692
what do you mean? they love refugees

Why are non whites such savages?

>not joining the US Army and cutting down hordes of commies who were too stupid to defect

>>78180721
are inuits white?

this is going to be Vietnam war electric boogaloo. Somehow we'll fuck it up and lose

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>>78180692
>mfw learning about canada refusin to accept kikes during dubya 2 and they all got gassed

Bar night tonight, bois.
hope i make a new friend and don't get turbo hung over like last night

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>>78180723
>not staying home and helping cuties deal with their sexual frustration

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this isnt a fun SoL anime at all

>>78180721
You really thought us saying "damn, nigga! You a savage!" was a metaphorical statement?

>>78180624
Already tried volunteering, they wouldn't let me join.

>>78180461
>>78180303
>>78180342


What's with the recent surge in posting this shit show?

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>>78180774
>recent surge
>the same image twice and some guy posting a link to it

why is the last thread only at 289 posts? Thinking about telling janny about this

What keeps you up at night cum?

>>78180745
the US already conquered north korea and congress(i think) gave it to the commies
we won't even have to destroy their crops that they don't have

>>78180736
Inuit do nothing but drink all day, they're basically Slavs infa 100

>>78180789
just keeping my word

>>78180784

I saw this shit on /sp/ and /tv/ (whole thread about it there) already today. Same dude?

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>>78180768
>tfw you're multiple psych ward forced vacations probably rule you out

>>78180705
Canada has a points system. You get points for things like speaking English and/or French fluently, having an advanced STEM degree, having lots of money, etc. Trump wants to adopt it but your left is going berserk.
You took in twice as many refugees last year but the key difference is that we almost exclusively accept families only, and we tell them where to live, allowing us to spread them across the 2nd largest country on earth.

>>78180794
i thought it was ussr conquered the north, and usa the south

>>78180812
no

>>78180792

fucked up sleep patterns form my asshole roommates playing NBA 2k or inviting people over to smoke pot in our dorm room until well after 2 in the morning

Nous sommes todos Grecos

>>78180817
fascinating

>>78180817

what about a CS minor...

>>78180817
that's what I mean. It's so elitist they won't even consider me because I don't have a good education and ((($$$)))

>>78180794
The Korean War was a draw officially, though in reality the USA and her allies (including Canada) woke up the red dragon and realised it was a big mistake.

>>78180823

Either way, the show is fucking horrible

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woke up to the rainfall, going to sleep with the rainfall
stay comfy tonight /cum/

>>78180820
nope, the US occupied it and had to bail out. It was kind of like how we split germany, but there was more to it that I don't remember

>>78180854
pickle rick

I bet I have the biggest p*nis is /cum/.

7 inches.

>>78180884
I'm 6.5 inches

I could move to canada

nothing but indigenous knowledge is stopping you from walking in to canada and living in the woods for many moons

will NEVER swear loyalty to the crown though

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im eating food right now t b h desu.

>>78180884
im bigger

>>78180894
t. squanto

>>78180844
Easiest way for you is to find a Canadian wife or husband online, then they can sponsor you. If you look in the semi-rural Maritimes or territories you might be able to find a job looking unsuccessfully for a computer scientist that would get you a work visa, after a couple years you could apply for provincial sponsorship. Also, look into the Maritime pilot project, it is actively seeking people with primarily IT knowledge and/or experience.

>>78180891
I lied about having a 7 inch p*nis.

I'm also a 6.5 inch dicklet :(

>>78180941

I have zero IT experience

>>78180944
>dicklet
It's average tbqh

>biggest
>7 inch

Pfffff, I'm black

>>78180912
Also the border alarms, and the cold, and the fact that the fauna has drastically changed since subsistence lifestyles were found in Canada.

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should i get drunk on friday night?

>>78180985
no you become an sadposter when your drunk

>>78180955
CS is computer science yes? That's a sufficiently tech related field for entry level IT or software work. What was your major in? Also, I forgot before but have you considered transferring or graduate school in Canada? Many US federal loans and the MGIBill apply to Canadian universities as well

>>78180964
Will you fuck my sister?

Need to find a Canadian or British gf

>>78180985
No. Being drunk is for losers.

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>>78181011
very good post

>>78180998

I learned Assembly, C++, and about old ass microchip structures nobody uses anymore

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>>78181011
>tfw Maritimer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBykokQuJAQ

this is fire desu

Islam will dominate the planet

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He's getting a HISTORY degree

>>78180966
>underestimating the power of a sober redskin
heh

with a CS minor

>>78181016
Thanks breh.

>>78181028
Nobody's making you drink but you, buddy. It's all about willpower.

>>78181043
It's Herstory

the maritimes will rise again

at work

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>>78181064
her...? :)

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T H O T S

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going to by this for my samsung evo ssd. going to look fly as shit.

>>78180879

I never even finished season 2, m8

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rate my ex

janny wont like that post conway

>>78181145
do u also have a windowed case with NZXT™ LED lighting and an NZXT™ Kraken X62 for maximum aesthetic?

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>>78181270
yes
yes
yes
and yes

Cannot WAIT to else this treatment buds
Gonna fuck hookers and stay up past my bedtime

>>78181313
Don't do that Calgary-kun

>>78181313
same

>>78181313
>>78181332

same

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>>78181313
ya, relax and crack open a beer with the boys!

>>78181044
I'm not, it's just that the redskin relied on the buffalo for most things. Food, shelter, clothing, etc. No more buffalo means that your redskin way of life in Canada is no longer possible.

>>78181340
WTF he is an alcoholic you dick

I dont have any beer

just hard liquor

>>78181340
Bro. Maybe not that.

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>>78181316
You're not the boss of me conway

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>>78181357
>>78181372

>>78181377

dont steal my pics

>>78181384
That joke's in poor taste. I wouldn't recommend making it again.

>>78181340
fuck off acholol shill

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>>78181340
you're a piece of human garbage

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>>78181377
Yes I am

I don't drink or do drugs

>>78181395
Wasn't aware it was your OC

>>78181417
can't handle the bantz stay off int lad

feels good being a chicano

>>78181445
t. 4chan addict

>>78181468

kys

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psst hey morty

>>78181468
CHI detected

what if we moved all the chicanos to CHIna

>>78181496
I imagine they would get along

>>78181453
I like bantz, but I don't like poking fun at a deep-seated mental struggle that some poor guy had to go to rehab to try and shake.

>>78181496

and nuked it

>>78181509
Bet he's a gay anyway lmao

Business idea: execute all Chicanos

>>78181496
china doesn't accept brown people because they're racist assholes

>>78181541

funding granted

>yellows
>slants
>they're skin is porcelain and their eyes don't slant

What gives?

>>78181559
It's Arab or Portuguese tier actually

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Rate my ex

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>his dad is black
>mom is white
>looks like this

what was that about recessive genes????

>>78181588
Looks subhuman

Who /formeraddict/ here

>>78181541
how about kys

>>78181638
t. Paco ramirez Sanchez Escobar Perez de la Paz

>>78181594
racemixing is literally the way forward

what if cia stealth drones are spying on me and i dont even know it

>>78181663
I will never race mix

>>78181634

I was addicted to runescape back in the day

>>78181667
we've seen all your shitposts

>>78181647
more like de la Poz LOL

>>78181687
Spics obliterated

>>78181663
I will only racemix with a very select race

I don't do drugs or get drunk anymore. I just masturbate to anime and eat too much now.

any of you guys smoke the reefer?

If you can't love yourself how in the hell are you gonna love somebody else?

>>78181768
I'm gonna use that snake venom line if I ever meet one of these guys.

>>78181759
2d girls love unconditionally

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im addicted to bacon and eggs

>>78181759

I do like myself though. There's certain things about myself I don't like, but I think that's normal. If I was 100% satisfied with myself that would make me a narcissist

weed is less dangerous than alcohol

>>78181793
>2d girls love unconditionally
why are there thousands of pictures of them fucking other guys then haha xx

>>78181790
they don't exist outside of high schools and impotent neckbeard fantasies so I think you'll be holding on to that one

>>78181814
I thought bacon in canada is ham?

Wanna marry a white woman and have kids with her

>>78181752
>>78181831
>>78181840

stupid stoners

>>78181822
What are the things you don't like? Would you change them if you could?

>>78181839
>>78181768
I remember this faggot, he got suspended from school because /v/ called his principle and told them he was going to shoot up the school

>>78181846
No, Canadian bacon is an exclusively American name. I remember going to Montana once and they asked me if I wanted Canadian bacon on my pizza and I was super confused for a minute. Way to ruin everything, burger.

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>they don't exist outside of high schools and impotent neckbeard fantasies so I think you'll be holding on to that one

>>78181869
why you blaming us, it's canadians fault for this fraud

White bois are for...

>>78181860
I feel like the people who circlejerk over quentin memes and the people who actually know who quentin is are two completely separate groups of people at this point

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I want to fuck Kim's sister

>>78181881
you got any other pics of high schoolers anon?

>>78181888
running the world

>>78181888
White girlsy

>>78181884
You're the ones that named it after us. We dindu nuffin.

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>>78181768

>>78181888
enslaving other races

>>78181588
who is this

Anyone else ready to be nuked?

>>78181846
no, bacon in canada is haram

>>78181951
Austin Carr, wide receiver for the New England Patriots

>>78181956
allah will project us

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>>78181956
>worst coast literally on nuke watch

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We're too irrelevant to be nuked, but it would be nice to be acknowledged

If I had money and was a gambler, I would confidently bet that North Korea ain't gonna nuke nobody. They do this every few years to test other countries, and Trump is retaliatory enough to make up for every other pacifist in Kim's sights. Kim is crazy, but he isn't retarded.

If we generate enough wind, we could redirect the nuke to Mexico, or better yet Canada

>>78182035

too bad the wind energy initiative failed

>>78181989
>implying the government isn't on nuke watch 100% of the time
Imagine how many times there's been a threat the the population doesn't know about. Not all leaders are as daring, committed, and courageous as Kim to announce their attack publicly

>>78182050
That's cause windmills were chopping birds to pieces wasn't it?

>>78181736
Same minus the "to anime" part
I'm also still skinnyfat so if I quit overeating now I would probably stay that way

>>78182034
Korea has tested the water since Clinton gave them the go ahead.
Really makes you think

When will Mexico pay for what they did to the United States?

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>>78181477
Yes, Rick? I hope we don't have to go on one of your dangerous expeditions again.

>>78182079
what did they do this time?

>>78182067

stupid birds

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?

TO THE TOWN OF AGUA FRIA RODE A STRANGER ONE FINE DAY

New
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>>78182128

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>>78182039
>>78182039

>>78182074
>Clinton gave them the go ahead
I know nothing of this. Can I get a quick rundown?