/brit/

any techno man in

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkB97JZnsPQ

>>78177242
not a problem lad, and certainly none of my business

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alri

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pretty priti

POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

releasing gas from my anus

>if i had to
when would you have to hit someone with a machete? just fucking drive away and call the police loooool

thoughts?

>>78177234
not a huge fan but ill take this over that chink dogshite any day of the week

need a cute girlfriend

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>>78177234

Really hate vapers

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white supremacy

>>78177280
it's okay, I suppose

what men want is a fwb

Who here Saints Row 2?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qE9wZS0RX0

>>78177286
>she tall?

yes but I highly doubt you know her

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>>78176866
oh my god

*goes to your house and eats ALL your pizza*

>Chicken scrotage

>>78177299
what about us good old fashion cigarette smokers?

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taking the runt for a walk

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>tfw surrounded by council estates

>>78177277
releasing blood from mine, still

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>>78177234

hmm an appropriately timed new thread
what a novelty

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>when you're not actually having sex, you just want her to shut up and go away so you can play vidya games

>>78177351
god i wish that were me

>>78177269
you are like a little babbby, watch dis

https://youtu.be/duAh-Ya8JP4
https://youtu.be/zAZDF7nqCF0
https://youtu.be/CUD4RaRSSio

babestation

>>78177307
literally never seen this
wonder how many muslim women date/want to date white men

>>78177269
i'm more of a minimal man myself *tips*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfcxqhWKUOk

>>78177278
you can't predict the future anon
all manner of circumstances can arise.
Plus I don't run away, cowardly

>>78177355
deutschanon, please stop

>>78177364
when i used to post here on the reg about a year ago the janny was all over that shit like a rash. it'd be up for about 5 minutes at most. what happened? and don't say chinkmoot because he was already in place then

>>78177393
Most will get the a cheeky bit of the ol' acid if they date outside the ummah lad ahha

>>78177299
vaping weed > smoking weed

eating shit > ingesting nicotine

what's the name of that porn star lads

everyone always memes that she looks like she enjoys it, has massive chebs and a bit of a horse face

>>78177427
your mum haaaa

Who is ikibey

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>>78177301

Yeah i know what you mean, we have all sort of been devalued in a way, by the stuffy state of the world.

I really like this painting of a smug priest drinking wine for some reason

>>78177427
your mum

>>78177380
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1502179645733.webm

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any rad centre man in?

>>78177444
>>78177451
haha waheey good one lads

>>78177398
so you'd rather hit someone with a machete than have someone who possibly deserves being hit with a machete think you're uncool?

ree

>>78177318
4 master race

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lc4zbaslbJ8

>Yeah i know what you mean, we have all sort of been devalued in a way, by the stuffy state of the world.

>I really like this painting of a smug priest drinking wine for some reason

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>>78177393

>>78177484
you forgot the hat, you damned fool

>>78177315
As the other poster above said, I think most don't have any issue with a normal guy who just likes men. Occasional banter is expected but you're supposed to reciprocate, its not meant to harm. My issue and I would think most others too is the flamboyant hair stylist type who rubs it in your face every time they open their mouth. Its a sexual preference, that's it. Too many gays base their entire identity on it.

>>78177349
Fine as long as its not a pack a day leaving your house and yourself smelling grotty

>>78177424
nicotine>vaping>eating shit>smoking weed
imo

>>78177488
pakistanis watch a lot of porn

>>78177307
I DOUBT SHE'S EVEN A MUSLIM
SHE PROBABLY A SHIA INNIT
SHE PROBABLY A SHIA INNIT

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wh2sZ9K_VaM

>>78177269
https://youtu.be/WiOG0Ov12wY
this is a class techno set desu
dont really like listening to single techno tracks for the mosy part, only sounds good when mixed into a set

>>78177498
RATS

wax > hash > edibles > weed

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>>78177484

>>78177470
cool got nothing to do with it, you're wandering into the realm of presumption now anon. Best end the discussion here

>>78177527
how do edibles > weed?
how does hash > weed?
what is brits opinion on black minorities in london?

>>78177518
enjoy this

gianna michaels was the pornstar i was looking for

>>78177501
hate this argument
you don't get annoyed at proper "lads" who talk about girls, football and define their whole personality by being super manly (heterosexual), in fact you probably don't even think of them as defining themselves by their sexuality

>>78177507
didnt know they had internet

>>78177553
alri son of gianna michaels waheey oi oi

>>78177554
Yes I do hate them just as much

>>78177554
don't get annoyed but do think they're simpletons

>>78177547
Outside London blacks are usually pretty cool just regular working class people but in London they Larp as Americans calling the police feds and each other nigga ot's cringe as.

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>>78177454
cateeeehh cooooole

need tiny helium scottish gf

>>78177543
hope you slam your brakes on and get a machete to both achilles

>>78177547
hate niggers
not racist just dont like em simple as

>>78177553
got a big list of pronstars saved for those moments x

>>78177547
taste and speed

>>78177554
there are plenty of "manly" gays too, that has nothing to do with sexuality. you're a moron.

>>78177583
dont care kell

>>78177547
don't like edibles
hash is a more zen smoke imo
no problem really, wish they didn't emulate yank culture so much

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>you're a moron

>>78177505
>nicotine better than weed
state of you

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>>78177592
bit racist

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHazLBTZUEs

love edibles
they do nothing so you just keep eating them until you eat too many and then you get really high

seriously considering joining the labour party

>>78177582
same (but not necessarily tiny, helium or scottish)
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1502179463633.webm

>>78177554
>you don't get annoyed at proper "lads" who talk about girls, football and define their whole personality by being super manly (heterosexual), in fact you probably don't even think of them as defining themselves by their sexuality
Does Reddit seriously believe the normie hate is just for a laugh? Fuck off newfriend.

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>>78177632

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3HmHo0Tpr9w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7uY8-hHHNU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dz21PPPbMWY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tiQ0I2GmRqY

more tunes

>>78177599
yes, and there are "girly" straight people to, they just don't get accused of defining themselves by their sexuality
don't think you really understand my post

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Was clearing out th' room and thought I should at least open that book I got off a hare krishna lad years ago.

Diarrhea coming out my dick.

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>>78177585

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>>78177454
is this what babestation is?
utterly grim

>>78177632
did this for about 6 months then quit haha x

business idea: smart right wingers infiltrate the labour party and slowly manipulate its political views to be more centrist and less about immigration

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>>78177619
Its just the way of things la

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nang

>>78177475
Last one is the best, popstar. Then christmas

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>>Does Reddit seriously believe the normie hate is just for a laugh? Fuck off newfriend.

got called racist in gregg's

>>78177554
thats becaude the culture they emulate is playing sports and fucking girls, not sucking off old men and strutting around in high heels and leather

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>>78177677
suing you for stealing my client's idea

>>78177677
>smart right wingers
>the labour party's views are primarily about immigration
think they might have done a number on you mate

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>>78177632

Southern Italians are not white

>>78177675
you never watched babestation in the living room as a horny kid when your parents weren't around?

>>78177699
what did you do la?

Called some leaf a racist in gregg's.

>>78177677
it isn't about immigration you daft little cumskin

>>78177706
LOVE how smug corbyn looks when he reminds everyone that he's pro-brexit

>>78177554
the difference is that straight men's sexuality is a lot more hush-hush than gays.

a straight guy who acted like a flamer would get done for harassment la

>>78177675
isn't it past your bedtime?

>playing PS4 with old mate
>He asks if I watch rick and morty
>Recommends it
Jesus Christ

>>78177676
is it as womanly and grim as it looks
i just want to talk about the economy

>>78177716
i was being racist

I scored 7 years ago

wholesome tune coming through

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zwq9RCeISY

>>78177735
Condolences anon

>>78177609
>>78177598
will never understand you
flowers > others

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state of the youth today

>>78177725
>>78177704
hmm
so if labour isn't about immigration, why do rorke mongs get angry over voting labour?

>>78177746
header? free kick?

>>78177743
it's shite, they send you letters, annoying emails and give invitations to local party stuff nobody has time for

>>78177643
adorable voice

>>78177728
>a lot more hush hush
ah yes the "i don't notice normal gay people so all gay people are big gay al" position
very good

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any lefty lads in?

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business idea: murder my boss because i don't think he's doing a good enough job, then do an unspeakably poor job myself

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWLc0J52b2I

pretty melancholic tune

what does "joining the labour party" even entail

do you go to meetings and shit

people think I'm gay but I'm not actually gay

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>>78177777

>>78177744
in greggs?

>>78177746
I had 3 girlfriends between the ages of 16-19. Now I'm 25 and feel oddly even more pathetic than the turbovirgins

>>78177791
nah, it means you're gonna start letting women peg your anus

i'm in hell and i can't get out

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebk1stGPBds

>>78177767
can you tell them to fuck off with the letters?
don't really mind spamming my inbox, but the last thing i need is excruciating election material.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bch1_Ep5M1s

>>78177801
yeah it was in greggs

>>78177735
you can try watching it

>>78177810
>nah, it means you're gonna start letting women peg your anus
*joins the labour party*

>>78177778
I can use my left hand quite well but not good enough to be considered ambidextrous :(

Got called a bender in Morrison's.

>>78177791
you plot the downfall of the white race while worshipping a marble statue of diane abbott and jeremy corbyn fucking

>>78177675
another bender over here

>>78177764
>well if the conservative party doesn't hate all poor people and want to fully privatise the NHS, why do lefties get so angry about voting tory?
everyone loves to paint the other side in a bad light

>>78177803
FONT

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>>78177834

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'seek has gone red

>>78177843
not for me

>>78177830
Nah I'm not bent

>>78177841
How do you even know about Morrisons?

>>78177824
probably, but I never bothered. it's literally giving money away if you choose not to attend the meetings. a better way to help would be to post leaflets at election times and donate however much you can afford as and when you want

>>78177726
really triggers the london cucks

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>>78177810

>>78177774
not my point.
my point is that straight men have fewer ways of expressing their straightness than gay men. especially openly.

besides with friends, straight men can't just start talking about their sexuality and sexual preferences with strangers.

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>>78177791
you get a little card that you can cut up if you object to party policy.

>>78177881
Saw one in Cardiff on Google Earth.

>>78177900
fuck sake, france

>>78177829
oh

>>78177683
maybe in runtsville

*baneposts*

>>78177919
nice

>>78177774
piss off no one cares twat

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>>78177860

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don't have any friends

>>78177904
did you take that picture yourself?

>>78177939
that's you? x

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>>78177919
>Cardiff
mentioned

/brit/ is fucking shit tonight

>>78177957
t. chineseposter

>>78177902
>talking about women
>using a fake deep "manly" voice
>not undertaking any form of personal grooming beyond shaving
>talking about sports all the time
there are plenty of "i'm straight" shibboleths lad, you just don't notice them because they seem normal, like men "should" behave to you

>Be straight
>expected to be sexless eunuch in public lest i get in trouble for harassment

>Be gay
>be encouged to mention how you're sexually attracted to men all the time.

>>78177957
its alright

>>78177725
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-40825250

>cuck doesn't even understand the party he supports
not surprising, most lefties are only leftist to be 'trendy' or 'hipster'

>>78177920
s-sorry

>>78177924

Runts dont smoke they just talk about how they want to make it a capital offence

>>78177939

There was one kid in my school who had no friends, he used to "work" for the library during break time and monitor what people were looking at, if you weren't doing work related stuff he'd lock you out of the computer.

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you arrive in halfiax

Once made three /brit/ threads in a row and spammed about racemixing in them before I was banned for two weeks

>>78177978
*talks about all the birds i was trying to hit on last weekend*
*rates every girl around's attractiveness*
haha yeh this desu mate
*complains about two men being in an advert*

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>>78177939

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what did he mean by this?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Hd6iIteeu4

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>>78178001

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you arrive in London, Ontario

>>78177971
>talking about women
with friends, not with strangers, that would land you in trouble.
>fake "manly" voice
what? also gays also pretend to be manly so they can top instead of bottom, so why would that be a straight thing
>not undertaking any form of peersonal grooming beyond shaving
what? i tweezer between my eyebrows every now and then, and also cut my nails am i gay now?
>talking about sports all the time
i haven't spoken to anyone about sports in 5 years, am i gay now?

>>78177985
do you really think this actually why people support labour? it's like saying young people support conservatives because they're smug contrarians or ukip because they got bullied at school
you don't really understand why people support labour because you don't

>>78177356
was Naiobe a whore?

>>78177985
oh wow 3 MPs, amazing

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put some chocolate in the fridge because I like to eat it cold but now its rock hard and impossible to eat

>>78177957
It's been shit for years

>>78178039

I head to the local tavern and order myself a pint of bagged milk and poutine

>>78177991
a clear indication of a runt is cigarette smoking. there is hardly a runtier activity

>>78178035
this was when he was angry because he was getting evicted from the flat spracklen house

>>78178020
>*talks about all the birds i was trying to hit on last weekend*
>*rates every girl around's attractiveness*

>Talks about this at work
>Gets sacked for harassment
ahh yes.

as i said men can only talk about this with their trusted peers. meanwhile gays are permitted to walk around the streets with their arses hanging out whilst wearing leather chaps holding dildos.

>>78178039
I leave to fetch an 'im 'rtons

>>78178050
random work colleagues talk to me about pulling or whatever all the time, as i say you don't really notice it because it seems normal to you
fake voice is pretty common as well
yes you are gay
and no you're not, but i'm guessing you're not the hyper hetero lads i am referring to

While on the way to work, I saw a mother walking her child to school today and imagined them stabbing me to death. Something's wrong.

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>>78178035
ah, the silenced singer

https://www.instagram.com/p/BXlnOAqD0Sq/

>>78177356
yes and no
she stopped getting vorenus's payments delieverd some years prior to his return, so for all she knew he was legit dead and she could see other people

getting impregnated by her sisters husband however is an incredibly hooerish thing to do

http://www.eatliver.com/world-in-the-future/
why did people used to think everything would be flying by now?

>>78178088
It is perfectly fine to smoke after drinking with friends, the runt is the one who has a fit over it

>>78178105
>hyper hetero
why am i not hyper hetero?

i pound the pucci with force. i just don't fit any of your other stereotypes because they're stupid there is no such thing as 'hyper hetero'.

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you arrive in grimsby

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>>78178064
just had some cold chocolate myself
delicious

>>78178053
>conservatives because they're smug contrarians or ukip because they got bullied at school
?
literally makes no sense

>you don't really understand why people support labour because you don't
>this poor excuse for a sentence
it's because they are 'sheeds and cucks

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Don't even support Labour, just want to be Malcom Tucker rather than that gimpy "imagine no phones" guy.

>>78178094
you don't notice how common it is anon, either because you don't know the people to whom i'm referring or don't notice it when it does happen
It's fine to dislike people wearing their sexuality on their sleeve, it annoys me too, but I don't like it being blamed on gay people for things that straight people do all the time

>>78178134
funny how different her character is from the GoT woman. the actress is quite good.

>>78178105
>random work colleagues talk to me about pulling or whatever all the time
no one at my work has ever talked to be about their sexual lives and i've never overheard anyone talking about this.

*shoves my big labour voting willy into your skull*

>>78178145
>It is perfectly fine to smoke
t. ultrarunt

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>>78178164
>gimpy "imagine no phones" guy.

Steve Hilton?

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>>78178137
neurons at full speed

... Filmed by and of me Timothy James Byrne in the flat spracklen house Dukes Place Marlow SL72QH my rented flat since January 2013 and before taken on the 25th of June 2016 ...

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>t. ultrarunt

LOVE eating lads
dunno how I'm not fat
would scoff crisps all day if i could

>>78178061
3 Labour MPs, yes

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>>78178026

>>78178064
fill a bowl with hot water, put a cup inside and put the chocolate bar inside that

>>78178162
can tell you're seething
just stick to strawmanning the "other side", it's a lot simpler and more satisfying to think about it that way i'll admit

>>78178204
yeah him. don't want to be him.
want to be an angry scotsman who stays skinny and tall into his grey-hair years and gets to sabotage female leaders of the opposition.

and get paid for it because FUCK getting a real job.

miss the old tim days when someone sent him pictures of poley and cenaboyle with dpd and dentist written on it in cutout newspaper letters

>>78178230
too much effort

>>78178221
ok and that's what 1% of MPs

>>78178204

Think he means this guy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Kb5KjDAN_o

>>78178214
>retweeting my post
thanks for your support x

been laid on an extra shift this sunday lads, will be working the counter at the post office if anyone wants to buy a stamp x

>every major asmrist is a jew
it's jewish subversion

printscreen this

>>78178254
yeah that guy was based on steve hilton

>>78178193
Bet you're fun to be around

>>78178231
>u m-m-mad
pathetic

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Say something nice about Muslim or get the acid!

FIFE
I
F
E

>The Conservative party is contrarian
>UKIP niggers weren't the bully at school
mong

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>you arrive in Leeds

>>78178281
subversion?
what?

all I get from that is that jewish people are more successful because they work hard

>>78178175
gay people are worse for it than straight people.
straight people are constrained by women's frigidity.

you don't hear about chem-sex orgy-epidemics amongst straight people.

more gays per capita are flamers than straight men who posture.

>>78178053
>ukip because they got bullied at school
this but unironically

>>78178252
That's Labour MPs

>>78178088
thats nice sweaty
*walks outside for a smoke break*

haha
just remembered one time in english at secondary school where our teacher (old commie woman) was talking about hitler and stuff and I suggested that eugenics wasn't a terrible idea and she burst into tears and walked out for a bit

odd lady

>>78178243
https://youtu.be/SbP6QAD1ITg?t=11m44s

tip for all the lads living with nosey parents: always have spotify open and playing when using your pc so you can cover the screen when they come in without looking suspicious

>>78178309
hello shlomo

>>78178299
well I'm not a cancer stick addict and I don't stink like an ashtray if that is what you are wondering

>>78178309
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qq1ix0jPqoQ
*works hard*

>>78178341
>tim is still obsessed over this

good god the man needs help

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>>78178222
>always having to initiate conversations

anyone here spent the *whole day, i mean 24 hours* solving just ONE problem??

i have, and i fucking SOLVED IT

IN YA FACE PROBLEM NIGBA!

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just desperately sent her a text
not expecting a reply

>>78178357
read
>>78177505

silly mong

*takes a picture of you pooing*

>>78178402
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>78178374
>with gf
>gf's phone is always constantly receiving notifications every 2 minutes from snapchat and instagram, and messages
>i can go days without receiving anything

>>78178222
>>78178026
>>78178374
>not being the leader that sees you being alone and asks if you wanna join
jeez

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haha

>>78177393
a lot apparently. I got told white guys, particularly blue eyed white guys do very well on middle eastern and indian dating apps

>>78178411
me but without the gf

>>78178391
Saying what?

NEED a secondary date check

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conspiracy_of_the_Equals

Imagine being a white male and voting for a party that hates whites (Diane Abbott) and men (Harriett Harman, Emily Thornberry)

>>78178411
>i can go days without receiving anything
i have 120 missed messages

cant be bothered tbf

>>78178449
>>>/britpol/

>>78178431
pale skin + light eyes is seen as very attractive everywhere outside of europe desu

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Waiting for the train station to open with two french girls, give me some good lines lads

>>78178400
>>78177299
ah yes very interesting

silly ashtray stinking runt

SWIPER

>>78177554
guys who related everything in life back to pussy are losers mate and usually seen as desperate af

>finally get a text message
>its just an alert message telling me there was a shooting on the corner of shit street and ghetto ave

>>78178391
boggles the mind tbqh, when i am with people and they are all checking their phones i sometimes pretend to check mine but i never have anything to actually check

Business idea: accelerate a race war in the USA and assist our Southern USA brothers.

starting a masters in a few weeks after being a neet for over a year and half and out of uni for 3 years

scared the workload will melt my brain
should probably start some preliminary revision ahah

Wales is a blight that needs to be removed

>>78178438
11th of August m8

>>78178449
all mainstream parties in britain hate brits lad

>>78178509
i am this feel

NEED A DATE CHECK NOW

>>78178476
im confused

are you with 2 french girls right now and you wanna impress them when you enter the train station?

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>havent gotten a text in days
>phone buzzes
>its mam asking me what i want for dinner

>>78178552
what did you tell her x

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SECONDARY

NEW

>>78178559
>>78178559

Hi, Timothy James Byrne here _______

>>78178552
whatted u get fer dinner

>>78178522
shouldnt it be "plight" instead of "blight"

sorry bad englkish :-/

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Is Steve Hilton /fa/?

>>78178552
>that brief moment in the between shock and excitement at receiving a text, and the disappointment, anti-climax and self-loathing when you see it's from your mum

>>78178320
men would have those parties with women if they could

>>78178552
>in days
font

>>78178449
That's all parties in Britain.
90% of the reason I dither on joining Labour is because of how much effort they put into female representation.

>>78178590
I was right the first time with blight

>>78178590

Blight means more of an infection, plight means a bad situation upon something.

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>>78178565
DATE

>>78178476
Not a fucking clue, talk to them about philosophy or something , use your amazing sense of humour idk

>>78178529
>>78178608
some are worse than others though. labour are the worst for anti white, anti male, pro womyn in politics bullshit

>>78178683
yeah but they're the only ones who want my autistic plans for railway renationalisation and a debt jubilee.

>>78178598
not sure they would. gays are trying to often fill an emotional gap, that is left to rot by the fact that they're made to feel like shit at school and possibly by their families but since they're all broken they don't fill it for each other and just succumb to random sex with strangers.

straight men by contrast are not as up for sex as you might imagine.