/brit/

tfw no brit bf

>>78175548
Coriander is the better word but I approve of sedan

babestation

tried my best today

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4wwfcWFooQ

pickle rick?

he's in the house

and

he's going to have a good time :)

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>>78175679
*claps*

the minimum wage laws are responsible for chronic low wages in this country

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>>78175679
>the state of yanks

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>>78175639
>>78175444
and does JAmaica(my favourite commonwealth country) recriprocate or not?

would love to do a stint working in the jamaica civil service with the ganja-cultivation portfolio

SIBBLY BOP SIBBLY BOP SIBBLY WOYYY SEEN? ITS LIKE BOOM BYE BYE INNA BATTYBOY HEAD! SIMA SIMA WHO GOT DE KEYS TO BEEMA

>>78175718
can't hear shit

oh GOD i love cocaine and booze

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islam will dominate the world

IM A PICKLE MORTY

not sure what that spastic was on about. because i'm not entitled to vote in australia's elections. what a mong

>>78175744
O B ' D
B
'
D

my semi-autistic communist mate supports north korea

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might roll a spliff lads

>>78175688
bare clare bum on studio 66

>>78175673
post bum and feet

>>78175794
i'll support them if they have the capacity to obliterate my bollocks

>>78175797
way ahead of you mate

post chunnage

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Jj3wZVc7nw

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>>78175775
I wanted to visit a mosque today because I've never been in one.
Went up to the thing (it was gated off) and they had a big ol' sign that said "NO TRESPASSING: Women must be covered at all times"
Felt very unwelcomed so I left.

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one
dolla

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>>78175788
>Talk shit
>Get mocked
>Accuse other cunts of obsession
You sad, fat fuckwit.

>>78175825
Do you think we could somehow incite nuclear war between the west and north korea and then somehow get our googlies out right in the centre of Pyongyang when the shit hits the fan?

>>78175775
What an absolutely fucking monstrous construction site, would love to explore that even at 1/4 of its height.

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gf sent me her 'festo

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>>78175842
good lad

>flying over pyongyang in a blackhawk
>it ain't me starts playing

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4wWVuRaOjk

love the implication of fanny behind underwear or swimming costume more than I like the fanny itself

>>78175787
apparently it was abolished in 1984, sorry about that lad

aussies can go fuck themselves too

>>78175771
same
laying off the coke until I manage to get enough money together to be able to take it regularly without having to suck dick for hits though

>>78175797
Pics

my birthday today

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>Talk shit, get mocked

haven't replied to any of the gfs texts for a week now

>>78175870
How does it feel dating a 12 year old?

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>>78175862
didn't save my pics after using the race filters and now they've been taken away ARGHHHH

whats forrest gumps wi-fi- password?

1forrest1

>>78175886
I've done at least 4 grams a week since last Christmas and I've never done anything like that you lowlife

wonder if the yanks will actually make a move on north korea

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>his city hasn't hosted the commonwealth games

>>78175913
FONT

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the saudi powerhouse

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yer fookin noncey southern poof

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>>78175933
good one

>>78175933
Epic!

>>78175935
They're too scared of CHINA

gregg could I get a uh like gallon of mountain dew? thanks, and tell cody to buy some condiments for the hot pockets dude

>>78175935
they'll have to if kim goes through with guam

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>>78175915
great i bet

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VOV7R_PT1Wg
>American culture
pissing myself rn

>>78175870
what the fuk is al this init

>>78175970
nah don't think so

>>78175954
does my head in that cricket and rugby aren't the mainstay of commonwealth games despite being the most imperial sports going.

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honestly think it should be ilegal to mock your countries leader like this
apart from anything else it's just plain cringe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXEdJX78L0I

>>78175990
Enjoy being wrong then.

>>78175980
i mean how sad will drumpf look if kim fires 4 missiles in guam's direction and he does nothing

on the other hand what options does he have that won't escalate things unacceptably

>>78176001
>honestly think it should be ilegal to mock your countries leader like this
alri theresa luv

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>>78175954
soon senpai
durbin dropped out and it's going to be between us and liverpool now

>>78176019
just watched this

>>78175775
All those tall buildings just waiting to be blown up when oil finally collapses.

>>78175954

mine has

>>78175934
that's £250 a week of coke in london, how do you afford it? I'm waiting until I graduate before starting (I hav a job offer already)

>>78175989
A guy traded in his car and had that letter in his glovebox. The mechanic who took the car in found it and posted it online.

People assume the guy cheated and was probably dating some really young teenager who really wanted to keep him so she made this retarded little thing.

noticed that legit mongs often have high cheek bones and narrow eyes and that donald trump has the same features

>>78176001
alri erdogan

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>does my head in that cricket and rugby aren't the mainstay of commonwealth games despite being the most imperial sports going.

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gf sent me her fannyfesto

>>78176030
you're retarded for considering the possibility of north korea bombing a US territory and not being invaded, unless you're trolling in which case wmf

https://iaomt.org/blacks-disproportionately-harmed-fluoridated-water/


>Blacks Disproportionately Harmed by Fluorides and Fluoridated Water


hmmm interesting, raises lots of questions

>>78175985
>that one girl who went "moooooooooooooooo-" and the camera cut before she finished
kek

imagine not living in the US and not having access to high quality cartel cocaine for $40 a gram

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>>78176043

Imagine an A380 hitting this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYLmoT1uH10

BANGER

>>78176106
>>78176104
>>78176086
>>78176078
snap

>>78176112
don't want to

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>>78176036
my city originally bid for the 2022 games (we also hosted them in 1978) but withdrew in favour of the 2026 games because our economy is fucked

imagine being such a cuckold you actually defend mummy may

mind boggling really

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I see a red house and I want it painted black

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>He's on me

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>>78175985
what am I watching

what do you call 2 mexicans playing basketball?

juan on juan

>>78176068
sorry but cricket and rugby are the two sports that are either played by almost of the commonwealth.

why are they not in the commonwealth games?
>>78176036
won't even need to get fly in athletes, got half the commonwealth living round the corner from the stadia

>>78176046
With my money from working my job plus my car insurance, rent etc are all paid for by the 'rents so most of my income is disposable. The nights when I get coked up I also need about 60 fags and a crate of beers so that's not even all the expenditure

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britain is rubbish

>>78176078
what? last i read the north koreans had announced they would fire some rockets towards guam but that they wouldn't actually be armed with anything

that warrants a response but not exactly full scale invasion

>>78176106
this desu
coke here is fucking dire, even off the dark net
better off just getting some mcat, speed or mdma

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this one is quite nice

need someone to whack me in the Daddy's Gems

>>78176056
m-more

absolutely no way North korea can back out now that they've said an attack is imminent

hey so umm... weird question, would like a person who has been sexually active in the past to answer this


whats it like when a girl has an orgasm with you during sex? and what are they like when they're in the throes of passion? always imagined itd be really cool to see that live and in person

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love pengdon

embarassing

>>78176196
*be norks*
*do buggerall*
*everyone forgets by next week and you start going on about how you're going to fire nukes after a 2 months*

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>>78176183
would love to see it burn.....

watching the latest from Brittany Pettibone

>>78176171
>mcat

absolutely vile, you think it's good when you first start doing it but it's fucking disgusting

swear it's the cause of my anxiety attacks

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>>78176193

>>78176196

i also feel like they are up to something serious.

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Bane?

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>>78175985

>>78176193
Not him but that's the girl from this picture

Reminder not feed (you)s to the Yanks.
They're already fat enough XDDDDDD

>>78176197
vagina will constrict around your penis and you will feel the ridges inside spasmodically twitch

facially she'll probably look like she's in a mixture of constipation and relief

>>78176171
kek the stuff you can get here for £80 a gram is shiny rocket fuel that has you talking shit and feeling like a king for about 40 minutes before you need to rack out some more

>>78176235
really like mcat desu, I don't enjoy mandy and speed just makes me get into fights* and stay up for days

*(get beaten up)

fuck aussies
fuck leaves
fuck yanks
don't need anyone

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>>78176253
forgot picture

>>78176171
I've heard your coke is basically a mixture of amphetamines and benzocaine

>>78176156
do you have trouble working while coked up/hungover form the coke?

when I get pissed I usually go through a bottle of russian standard or smirnoff and a couple of packs of fags, but I have a shitty summer job atm so I can't afford the coke

different story when I graduate though haha, got a 33k job offer already and have an interview for a 45k one in sept

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nvm i googled it
damn qt weeb girls

>>78175985
yanks are so fucking weird
unfathomably strange creatures

i don't do drugs lads :(

>>78176272
i live near a port where lots comes in, it's pure as english coke goes, and it's still shite
did loads in central america and it's never felt worth it since

>>78176253
>>78176285

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKFKl22j1RY

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>>78176285

>>78176262
c-cool

>>78176285
that dad is probably fine with it and his concern is more aimed at the photographer and where and how the picture will be used like now he was right to be concerned

>>78175639
I'm scared that i am going to be alone a lot, just drifting through my days and eventually end up like tim, insane and in my own little world

>>78176287
none of the coke here is very pure, but the more expensive stuff is still decent enough, and will get you wired

honestly never understood that daddy's cummies pasta

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mntJlOeoDk

call me call me call me

>>78176294
it's not even really a hangover, it's the tiredness. i've never found cocaine to have muuh of a bad after effect unless you've not slept at all. but if you've been up for 2 days on a binge you're still knackered at work even if you've got 8 hours sleep before hand

>>78176343
hes living the life mate
he has a flat doesnt need to toil and is making music

>>78175985
>>78176309
>your moms didn't call you back in from playing outside


they obviously hated you

have never felt much from cocaine

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IT'S WUBBA LUBBA DUBBA TIME
WUBBA LUBBA DUBBA TIME
WUBBA LUBBA DUBBA TIME
PICKLE, PICKLE, PICKLE, PICKLE
NOW *BURP*,*BURP*,*BURP*,*BURP*
GOD'S NOT REAL! GOD'S NOT REAL! GOD'S NOT REAL! GOD'S NOT REAL!

>>78176343
already there

>>78176316
tf kinda name is Aitor?
His parents must've been autistic as well.

>>78176389
the monotony of the normie life

would like to just do a few hallucinogens with a gf or a close friend on the weekends to make them less boring but don't have any friends, any connects or live in a suitable situations to do so ahaha

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remember him?

>>78176326
this will only happen if you stimulate her clittoris, you will NOT make her orgasm from penetrative sex no matter what she says

once you have seen/felt a woman orgasm you won't be fooled by faking it

how is dabbing a reference to marijuana?

>>78176389
aw fuck that sounds cool....

>>78176380
his best friend is a toy moose and his purpose in life is doing the things every day with the most human contact he has being to harass a package company which he believes to be stalking him

i want to be young again

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>>78176071
>Daddy Juice

>>78176287
it's not as pure as yours, no
any man that puts it on a boat is gonna arrive in sao tome with twice as much as he set off with
same for sao tome to lisbon
same for lisbon to amsterdam
same for netherlands to liverpool/dover/plymouth
it's been stepped all over by the time it hits the mirror

>>78175639
Deshi deshi Basara Asada.

*dabs on the yank*

*sighs deeply*

>>78176285
oh nice

>>78176329
yeah it is quite an odd angle

>>78176374
yeah, my main problem with coke is that I can't slee afterwards

>>78176436
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFQ9oENNTIA

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honestly

You're an idiot if you think Monty Python is shit, or some millennial nihilist faggot (but we could put that under idiot, too, I guess).

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>>78176424
>>78176426

>>78176436
it took the word to dab from cannabis culture and the movement from cocaine culture

>>78176485
he fell over the bar stew

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>>78176436

some hot opinions being posted here

>>78176389
the most imgur tweet i have ever seen

>>78176441
"his purpose" grow up mate
he's chilling in his flat, making music he likes, has a piano and lots of fluffy pets he has fun with
he doesn't have to toil or keep some standards up, doesnt have to pretend shit, he's himself.
he's not crashing he ascended. the only problems might be the wicked thoughts hes getting in his head

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newfoundland coming along nicely

>>78176316
the nipponese girl's second hand embarassment is palpable

she's trying really hard to not look at the family in this, whilst not just bursting into laughter. the disappoinment of his family is sort of expected. but she's having a whale of a time. reminds me of the teacher in shari berries fedora dance who is creasing at the 'dora.

>>78176422
get a job at a popular bar/club that isn't something like wetherspoons.

you won't often have weekends off, but you'll still make friends and lots of bar staff are massive drinkers and drug fiends, you'll have a fun time

>>78176498
>and the movement from cocaine culture

what are the parallels between cocaine use and dabbing?

>>78176472
>>78176498
>>78176510
a saudi guy got arrested for dabbing (the dance move) because they say it promotes marijuana culture

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*dabs on my haters*

>>78176535
i have a masters degree and a well paying job

not going to get a job in a bar my man.

>>78176389
seeing your gf naked gets boring after a while 2bh

>>78176521
I mistyped, he does the same shit day in day out, the exact same songs again and again. He doesnt even have anyone to pretend to, anyone to show his music to, anyone to care about his music but himself. Do you really want to be like tim?

>>78176547
hiding the blood around your nostrils

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post the pepe that best sums up your feelings right now

>It is not clear whether Mr Al Shahani planned to dab or whether he got carried away in the moment as he performed.
*dabs uncontrollably*

Hello mother
*cute xylophone noises*
Hello father
*cute xylophone noises*
I've been smoking, marijuana
Coke is good
Crack is better
I'm so farked up I can hardly write this letter

>>78176436

i always used to think 'dabbing' was a reference to dabbing mdma i.e putting it on your finger and licking it

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Why do you lads like Sargon so much?

>>78176521
i hope you develop schizophrenia

>>78176558
fascinating
*walks away and talks to someone else*

and then i took some cocaine
and then some speed
and then some acid
and then i drank 15 cans of stella
15 CANS OF STELLA
and i stayed until monday night

>>78176578
i felt like this for a while but then i started to find different parts of her body attractive

get a massive stonk on when i see her tummy now, for instance

>>78176588
without the paranoia, anxious stuff and all, yes
because i would be happy 24/7

>>78176617
your dead father wouldnt be proud of you talking like that

>>78176616
I subscribe to a similar set of political beliefs

>>78176576
ah right, well if you're desperate for some kind of social life, bar work really is the way to go imo, outside of uni life

let's do 15 cans of stella together

>>78176620
*pulls you aside as you turn the corner and kisses you deeply and passionately against the wall*

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>>78176605
whats her name la?

imagine sucking a cock

>>78176616
i'm a leftist but he's so well spoken and funny you can't really help but like him

>>78176657
I'll eh... I'll eh... just have a few kopparbergs...

>>78176666
bit gay

15 CANS OF STELLA

>>78176666
done this before
in fairness it was my own one though

>>78176316
this is how i imagine literally every single anime poster

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>>78176670
He's a fat cuck

>>78176665
>gif
fuck off

>>78176616
What have you got against Millenial Woes

and then some mixed fruits
and then some dark fruits

and i stayed until monday night

>>78176705
proofs?

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>>78176454

Girls will be boys and boys will be girls

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>>78176143
I'm on him

Back from drinks with the 'red-flag girl'

She is short, but quite attractive..i'd say 7/10. Is also nice to talk to, pretty smart and has pretty great taste in music.

Gonna see her again soon

*snogs a lad*

>>78176666
I do every day

>>78176705
Isnt that physically impossible unless you have like a foot long?

guys
like us
like acid

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*drinks 15 cans*

>>78176717
He's a fat neet

his dead father is being eaten up by the worms as we speak

anyone got that clip of sargon making an idiot of himself?

>>78176761
'rible

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>>78176436

should've been born in america

>>78176755
off by one (word)
it's scum

>>78176743
>no problems so far

That means theres a big surprise waiting for you somewhere along the line

Good luck anyhow

off for a smoke lads, see you in a bit

business fact: Despacito is an objectively bad song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4BgUDIeVlsY

cigar

>>78176767

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xrBCsLsSD2E

>>78175963
Fuckin northern monkeys

only got a small willy. some times i wonder if i was meant to get a sex change operation

>>78176767
yeah he uploads a couple a day on his youtube channel

>>78176741
If I crash your Spitfire, will you die?

>>78176752
no, it's much easier than it seems

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meou

>>78176796
heh, just in it for sex and some good nights out (she also has good taste in drugs), don't worry fammo.

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*walks towards you*

>>78176765
So? He is a gentle and intellectual neet, a hermit philosopher, a modern Diogenes even.

>>78176752
for normal people yes, but I'm double jointed

hitting the sack

Despacito is better than gangnam shityle

>>78176834
would unironically love to shag her

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>>78176834

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https://youtu.be/BJRdBX7m5v4?t=1m11s

this is probably the most shambolic thing about this entire meme, albeit something not a lot of people have picked up on.

The reaction of the dance class teacher who obviously created this perpetual source of embarassment on young garett's life probably encouraging him that it was a good idea, enjoying her laugh. she's literally wiping tears from her eyes as her ruse has paid off completely. she can't even pretend that it was cute or nice, without just bursting into further laughter. that cheeky look at the camera too, just out of the corner of her eye, it says it all.

also the interview with the bird he gave the box too - 'did he get the memo?' 'so cute' 'random acts of kindness'

honestly the reaction of the women in this video is worse than the actual video

>>78176796
>short, BUT quite attractive
short girls are far superior to lanklettes anon

>>78176845
*hits you in the sack*

>>78176752
No, you just need to be flexible and have a penis that's not 4"

>>78176790
alri tyrone

>>78176834
despise this cunt

bet she reeks too

my life isn't bad or anything but its just so unfulfilling

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Day 300

Still having ass periods

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>>78176832

marge is lisa at camp granada?

>>78176616
cannot stand him. he's such a shameless pseud

>>78176833
Alrite


>>78176867
I-i didnt say that they werent

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5pGxccF7T0
doing a listen and you should too

>>78176852
she's a 5 or 6/10 but I see what you mean. So bizarre how some women in pop-culture are lusted over despite looking very normal.

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>gosh anon you sure creamed me in that pokemon battle

>>78176818
How small?

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>>78176852
this actually

>>78176828
>>78176839
>>78176871

Do you think this is what drives people to get into gymnastics?

>>78176897
dam
i meant to reply to someone else
not going to give him the satisfaction though, he knows who he is

>>78176665
lucy

>>78176915
3-5 inches

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Why do you lads love based Woes?

gave myself an anal enema because im thinking of trying out being a gay bottom (totally straight but just a bit bored of life)

sort of exciting experience
sort of not pleasant though.

keep farting anal mucus now, is that normal?

>>78176931
there was an english girl in the estate i grew up in called lucy and we all used to take the piss out of her and her brother

asked some saudis from work what they think about dabgate
they said it was ridiculous haha

just found out im gay lads

>>78176959
made this post the other day. glad to see it being recycled.

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>>78176959

>>78176973
homoooooooo

>>78176959
>gave myself an anal enema because im thinking of trying out being a gay bottom (totally straight but just a bit bored of life)

>/brit/ is not full of benders

>>78176973
VERY gay post x

>>78176971
the fuck is dabgate

>>78176971
>saudis from work
>at work at half 12
are you an oil man?

>>78176917
who is this ugly cunt?

>>78176977
hello faggot

read an article today that was trying to explain why gays are massive degenerates.
basically surmises that gays are mostly very lonely people who never get over feeling out of place for feeling gay because the gay community is pretty shit.

endeavoured to be nice to gays from now on.

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>>78177002
some saudi got arrested for dabbing at a concert
it's illegal there

H Y P E D for the weekend lads

Toil tomorrow will either fly by at mach mach-speed, or drag out very slowly. Hhmmm

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>>78176931
what happened? Did you make a move or are you just prevaricating?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nsct-e-HVE0

>>78176971
how was a gate involved?

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>>78176605

>>78177042
she doesn't want to see me anymore

Bum willy poo.

>>78177033
shit in what way?
conformist or just small? genuinely interested

>>78176959
this is the second post you've made about anal mucous isn't it

>>78177056
he had to get into the prison cell somehow you retard
not gonna climb through the windows is he

going to a party at a literal mansion/private country club on saturday

>>78177033
Bullshit, its simply availability. If women were as straight forward, less picky and down for casual sex as men are then it would be equal.

>>78176959
>keep farting anal mucus now, is that normal?
you should save that and use it as lube

>>78177063
stellar post x

>>78177033

Don't mind gays if they are a normal lad who enjoy a cock up their arse, runts who are flamboyant and shove it in everyone's faces need a hanging though.

>>78177118
15 cans of stellar post

>>78176886
why

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>>78177039
wish it was illegal here. social media goys would kill themselves

anyone else just keep random weapons lying around? i have a machete under my car seat and cans of pepper spray and hunting knives in my room

>>78177068
basically they all have their own baggage so no one helps each other out, they are all bitchy and horrible to each other and just treat each other as sex objects.

so basically a bender will go from seeing normal families, realise he's gay, then go out to be gay and realise that he's just enterred the world of the opposite of normal wholesome family people.

They have loads nad loads of sex with random guys because they basically can't hold down any meaningful availability.

>>78177119
this. my bossman is gay, but you'd never know it and he's a based lad

never had a gf
what's it like?

>>78176884
how can you make it more fulfilling?

>>78177119
as do the "lads" who only talk about girls and sex

>>78177134
freedom of expression is an important right, you can move to other countries which have banned it but oh my the only one that has is an oppressive shithole

>>78177131
no idea, hope i dont have cancer

>>78177119
>hanging
hunging*

Got to wake for toil 6 hours, better hit the hay lids

>>78177141
one or two yeah

>>78177088
prison cells have doors you bellend
did they lock him up in a farmer's field?

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>>78177061

Damn, saying you will get over it probably wont help but its her loss, thats what women are like, your friends are what matter.

>>78177151
makes me think. the only gays I know are exactly as you say, they run around shagging and can't hold down a relationship, but I never guessed the community had anything to do with it
also quite amazed that this hasn't been recognised and blamed on straight people

>>78177141
>machete under my car seat
lol wtf why do you need that? would you actually slice someone with a machete?

>>78177157
it's nice, then the novelty of having one wears off after a while

and then when you break up, you think about how you never appreciated what you had at the time and want her back

>>78177157
Depends entirely on the girl and nature of the relationship. My last gf was lovely and my current is 50/50 heaven and hell.

>/brit/ are astonished to learn that the lgbt community is a load of shite

heh

>>78177234
>>78177234
>>78177234
>>78177234

>>78177212
If I had to.

>>78177200
>men who get to have loads of sex with lots of different partners
oh no, this is a problem that must be fixed

need a frenchie

>>78176941
comfy and not a cringey retard like the irritating faggot, cuckgon or the irrelevant ones

>>78177174
social media fads are cancer. hate them and the people that mindlessly repeat them

>>78177162
not sure. get a gf I guess

>>78176931
I know a lucy who used to send me pics

probably the same girl.
she tall?

>>78177194
>that pic

I feel like existential angst would be less pathetic if you were/could go into battle within the next few weeks

If you had the same caption above some NEET pouring low-end cider into a pint glass (i.e. reality for some of this lot) it would have none of the comedy/levity.

>>78177200
>>78177200
i mean its straight people's fault in so far as making benders feel out of place for being benders. but also benders fault for having a shitty community (because even if straight people are nice to gays, at the end of the day gays will bond with other gays right?)

>>78177264
okay and you're free to think that and tell them their cunts, because we're from a country that respects freedom of expression

>>78177157
when you're not actually having sex, you just want her to shut up and go away so you can play vidya games

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHazLBTZUEs