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毛泽东 edition
>>78167215
Conspiracy theory: Thomas the tank engine is a dystopian future where most humans have been mutated into trains to justify turning the entirety of the British isles into railroads.
>>78167353
More of a fan theory than a conspiracy theory.
Fuck brit
chink shit is getting really stale
taylor
just found out im gay lads
>>78169253
reactionary scum
*dabs on the haters*
*licks the face lips*
wow that oven pizza was absolutely delicious!
need a qt short haired gf to cuddle
Just imagine being a male over the age of 18 without a license, and over the age of 19 without his own car
SCREECHING
>>78169253
t. makes shitty vaporwave editions
who /azunyan/ here?
off for a poo i'll see you in two
>>78169312
I live in a city
>>78169312
More common than you think, pretty much everyone in London for a start.
>>78169312
aka the VAST majority of Londoners
bet my car is faster than yours
>>78169294
and what did i tell you the runts are all here
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g54aPmNjMM4
check out this progress, this is what is possible under a single party system.
In the UK, it takes a decade to pass a bill to change history lessons in school, this is why we're irrelevant on a global scale
>>78169345
I am very sorry anon, what have you done recently to try and rectify your situation?
screeching
*you wake up in London*
what do?
/brit/ is fucking shit tonight
>>78169427
*splash*
>AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH IT BURNNNSSSS
Can't function socially whatsoever without alcohol
>drive out of London
>people driving literal 90s shitboxes
grim
>>78169427
Get some fush n chups
>>drive out of London
>>people driving literal 90s shitboxes
>grim
i'm actually fucking fuming that 12 year olds say shadilay because it's a pretty good track, but it's impossible to listen to without imagining wotsit-fingered little yanks
>>78169484
only curry in london mate
>>78169427
Go to Paddington and return home.
>drive in to London
>get stabbed
grim
Janny is going to come down hard on the earlyposters
Will be a great leap forward in moderation quality
>>78169401
>the left has become so despicable, and pushed so many people to the right, that black guys are siding with white supremacists
Wow. Great work, lefties. What's next for the progressive agenda? Gonna push to flood your countries with immigrants that want to kill gays and gang rape little girls? Oh wait.
>>78169427
get amazon to drone drop a face mask pronto.
>>78169520
No he won't because nobody reports the threads.
>>78169508
HATE curry
Can I get a tasty pasty?
*poos*
>>78169484
only ethnic food in London my man, people like eating their own food and all that
>>78169520
anti-early reactionaries such as yourself will be purged come the great leap forward
sides split
>go to London
>get face burned off by acid
>>78169447
This Styx's comment section? Always filled with cancerous shit
>>78169470
*takes London public transport*
*explodes*
would rather have a 90s shitbox
pooing lads
>go to buy a bike off a guy
>the guy is a tall, muscular, handsome cunt who is in RAF pilot training
confidence dashed
haven't seen a pre 2000 non japanese car in years
>>78169548
>HATE curry
why? its delish. especially home-made. i make a banging tikka and dal.
>forget to pay the automobile jizya to drive into central London
>shariah police pull up next to me on camels with flashing blue lights and order me to step out of the car
>get publicly flogged at the side of the road
Just part and parcel
>>78169629
thought pilots were manlets? or is that just fighter pilots
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1502057530310.webm
Anyone in a weird political area where they hate both the right and left wing right now?
>>78169658
Well..he wasn't that tall, about my height at 6ft
>>78169661
quintessential rorke
>>78169640
I don't like the spices involved unless it's made with coconut milk so it has the flavor of curry with a bit of sweet to take the edge off
>>78169661
good shot from the chav
>get the London look
>>78169661
'really mature' fuck off you wanker you slapped it on him for no reason first. facking hate this pseudo-posh twat
>>78169661
>calls him childish while being fucking childish himself
thinking
>>78169674
welcome brother
cara 2bh lads
doing a jig
>>78169661
Ah yes the proud anglo race
>>78169674
About to be in a 'gas the chinks' area real soon
>>78169661
Jeremy Kyle is such a sleezy bastard the way he throws those slides off to the side of the screen all the time god I hate him so much
>turn charger on
>room lights flicker
ahh yes the famed british engineering
>>78169759
got the vodka in lads
Need a Nina Hartley gf
eating a fig
>>78169790
those 'people' were created by irish immigration and you already know this
New Zealand has dumb birds
>>78169674
does being a social democrat tired of communists talking about rosa fucking luxemburg count?
all i want is to bring back british rail.
Getting cucked here lads
>arrange drinks with a girl
>I'll be there 8.30ish
>texts me at 8.30 saying she's 45 mins away
>suggest just rescheduling
>apologising profusely and insisting she wants to come now
Luckily I live 2 mins from where we're meeting, but still...
*also a zit is developing between my eyebrows so that's a bonus
>>78169661
>white people
eating a pig
>>78169661
Jeremy Kyle is a despicable excuse of a man
>>78169819
Nah they weren't.
>>78169818
there's a fig tree in the field near me, only really like figs in a fig roll though
>>78169819
sure thing m8 innit
I live a very lonely life
What's Bury like lads?
Is it comfy?
>>78169661
hate these shows
just serves to mock the poor, the unfortunate, the uneducated
Missing the Vietnamese gf
why the fuck has my ex just messaged me asking if i'm doing alright
we split a year ago and haven't spoken since november. last we spoke she wanted nothing to do with me
why's she gone and piped up now then
>>78169835
>Can't keep the most basic appointments
Red fucking flag right there m8. Walk away.
piloting a mig
>>78169872
>>78169883
pathetic little scrotes
funny how everyone says napoleon wasn't considered short but he was still a 5'7 manlet
what does that say about average male height at that time
>>78169843
And yet you consider even HIM superior to a black person.
>>78169913
are you alright though?
Weird to think there's fat people in this thread that I've probably talked to
>>78169929
what do you think it says, sweety? i'm sure you can figure it out, i believe in you
>>78169929
The average Roman soldier was about 5'5
>>78169929
everyone was short back then so it was fine
people being taller these days is because of all the chemicals and shit that's in food
>>78169938
Not even gonna open that
>>78169835
a girl not sticking to schedule without good reason is a red flag
in the early stages, a girl normally wants to make the best impression - being late should only be an issue once she's comfortable with you and you're in a relationship
I
I wish I could swim
like dolphins
like dolphins can swim
and nothing
nothing will keep us together
we can beat them
forever and ever
or we can be heroes
just for one day
>>78169900
I love how we have an entire channel dedicated to programs like that.
Channel 5 - Jobcentre Babestation
>>78169917
Yeah, agree
Don't think I'll be able to like her even if it goes well now lel
>>78169988
AAAAAAAAAAAYE
AAAAAYYYYYYYYYYEEEE WWIIIILLL BE KING
>>78169925
lol denial
>>78169955
she was my best mate for ages even before we were together so us splitting fucked me up for a while but i'm absolutely fine now desu
>>78169977
sounds like the "chemicals and shit" in our food are doing some good then
>>78169913
that's what normally happens at some point down the line someone is going to message the other first after a break up
she's probably wondering if you've moved on and curious about what you're doing with your life, and may be thinking about speaking to you again
>>78170014
stop speaking to me
>>78169996
I would say it's Channel 4, other than their shit sitcoms it's all just freakshows like the undateables, benefit street, embarassing bodies etc.
You lads wanna come to my PL kick off party tomorrow?
>>78169929
it says that the average male height at that time was lower than it is now
because it was
dunno what you're going for here desu
>>78170028
well people have less testosterone and everyone's fat and sperm counts are quite low
more cons than pros
>>78170057
football season started last weekend you mong
>>78170057
sure, I'll make sure to bring my pint glass
>>78170033
do i respond then?
>>78170077
I didn't say football season you tard
I find it a lot easier to speak to men than women, in a pub for example
Does this mean I'm gay?
king o dogshite
>>78169938
woke af
>>78170156
Nah women make talking to them hard cos they expect you to carry the conversation.
>>78170156
i think it means the exact opposite
>>78170156
not necessarily
I mean, you'd probably know if you were...
>>78170156
No it means you're male. Gays are the opposite, especially if they keep a lot of fag hags around.
looool chip's album leaked lads anyone want a link?
You arrive at a forward operating base in Brody circa 1941
>>78170098
do you want to? if you might want to reconnect with her then do it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Aj4yeDpEpU
Imagine being such a normie that you could look somebody in the eyes whilst talking to them
gonna try lsd tomorrow lads
I find it a lot easier to build replica models of Panzer IV's and FW190's than to speak to women, does this mean I'm a perma virgin?
>>78170188
bf 109 was a shite plane anyway
https://youtu.be/J5OA48C3dg4
gf kino
>Wal-Mart back-to-school sign hung above guns, sparking outrage
>A photo went viral on Wednesday of a gun display at one of Wal-Mart's stores, where a back-to-school sign hung above it.
>The sign encouraged shoppers to "Own the school year like a hero."
yanks
does there exist
Right off to go meet the red-flag girl lads, will update tomorrow hehe
>>78170275
Pics of your adventures for the lads
>>78170234
I struggled with this for years, the trick is to stare inbetween peoples eyes when talking to them, but look away for a second every 5 seconds.
>>78170268
>56%
the actual state of them
>>78170240
plastic models have more interesting things to say than women anyway
a more aesthetic city
>>78170284
>one sec, just got to take another pic of us for 4chan
mmmm don't think so
Missing the chinese communist party supporting GF lads
>>78170069
people are taller because of "chemicals in our food" as in nutrients, so our growth isn't stunted you fucking idiot
>>78170240
Nah, I play Bolt Action with a lad who's married with 2 kids. He's built and painted entire replica armies, German, Russian and American, including tanks, planes, hundreds of infantry models, artillery, you name it. He chats on Facebook with other enthusiasts and they all seem pretty normie.
>>78170317
Say it's for your life blog
LOVE chemicals me
going to have me some dihydrogen monoxide
Uns're Fahne flattert uns voran.
War is peace
Freedom is slavery
Ignorance is strength
ruth negga
>>78170268
Know a lad who says fuck literally every other word, when we're around older people in work they look at him like he's a proper retard. Feels good to not talk like I was raised in a barn or a construction site, reckon he thinks it makes him sound hard.
if one more tinder slut tells me about this "one time" she was "fucked on acid" and that i "should really watch rick and morty" i'm going to go bonkers
>78170046
nah
put the wal in the mart
and we'll go doopin mental
>>78170416
>Rick and Morty
I watched the first season and it was quite good, I watched the 3rd ep of season 2 earlier and I just don't want to continue. Overrated shit.
>>78170416
>takes acid and still watches rick & morty
pineal gland damaged beyond repair
>>78170385
I don't understand. Wal*Mart has got a school to include songs about shopping at their "store" in their Christmas celebration? How? How is this allowed?
So fucking bizarre.
>>78170476
The probably sponsored the school and gave them some money for costumes or materials or whatever on the condition that they include the song.
>>78170460
season 2 is shit
season 3 is utterly dire
>>78170476
sung to the tune of the dreidel song
>>78170518
I figured there must be a payoff involved, but it's still scary.
>>78170268
top banter
US singer Taylor Swift has described in court the moment she says she was groped by radio DJ David Mueller during a meet and greet.
"It was a definite grab. A very long grab," said the 27-year-old, who is suing Mr Mueller, 55, over the alleged incident, which he denies.
"It was intentional," she told the court in Denver, Colorado.
"I felt him grab onto my ass cheek under my skirt. He grabbed my ass underneath my skirt."
>implying groping a celebrity can be considered a crime
DIGIMON
DIGITAL MONSTERS
DIGIMON ARE THE CHAMPIONS
watched a post-S5 futurama ep tripping once
could've puked afterwards
>>78170268
The weirdest thing about this is that WalJew apologised before it was even picked up by media outlets. Meaning they must have been monitoring social media channels and preemptively apologised, which ironically turned it into a much bigger story in itself.
Lads is there a name for an englified irish person? Like a derogatory name for an irishman who assimilates too well and is a cuck to the english. It surely exists.
>>78170580
>taylor swift's legal team includes a ghost lawyer
Objection sustained.
>>78170580
The real crime here is that a woman was out in public.
Fucking Eddie Murphy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nsct-e-HVE0
choon
>>78170598
played the prologue and first mission of mgsv while tripping and almost cried
fuck konami
>>78170618
never heard of this, i mean ireland and england are like japan and korea, literally exactly the same country to people who aren't autistic
>cuck
>>78170618
"English"
To an Irishman, there can be no greater insult than to be called English
>>78170630
ˈkɹiːsJŋ
it's sad browsing through his videos chronologically watching the decline in his sanity, and seeing how increasingly wackier they get
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjjpHJjPxlI
Any shia in
>>78170616
they probably got tweeted at
Anyone got the sauce?
Wal*Mart
*formerly Shart
>>78170649
>like japan and korea, literally exactly the same country to people who aren't autistic
Ethnically perhaps but their cultures are very different and one genocided the other.
>>78170618
not sure
perhaps a west brit? but they have to still live in ireland
CHANGE IN TO DIGITAL CHAMPIONS
TO
SAVE THE DIGITAL WORLD
>>78170640
looks more like lenny henry
>>78170711
i don't get it
>>78170618
West Brit
Yugioh > Pokemon > Digimon > Cardcaptors
>>78170676
Brilliant
I want an east asian woman to touch my willy.
>>78170721
*does a hitler speech in a black countraay accent*
*come home from school*
*mum and dad are still at work*
*turn on the TV*
*turn to channel _____ to watch _____*
AOTY
>>78170641
in feels way or a 'don't think i've witnessed a greater travesty in my life' way
because the latter was how i felt
>>78170771
babestation
babes
DES
>>78170762
Are you THAT algerian?
The nonce who lives in Thailand?
>>78170771
3, The Chase
>>78170788
Can you not tell it's alan by his autistic posting style?
>>78170703
all over your mum's chin
>>78170795
Good lad. I don't like that shitty show they have on at the moment though.
>>78170788
Yes except for the nonce part
been to the gym and havent made food all day
rip gains
>>78170743
yeah, I bet he'd be on the front lines
>>78170777
feels (mostly remembering the trailers and ground zeroes)
travesty by the end
i should play GZ on acid
>>78170618
West Brit or seánín
>>78170743
Just like it would have been with the IRA
>>78170862
blacron?
>>78170836
Me but im payi g a turk to grill half a chicken on my behalf
>>78170862
what happens if you do a black person
how has tim's singing or piano playing not improved after 6 years after practicing every day?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EOyXjYYcUcQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iuN4qzHVHes
any ASMR man in?
EVERYBODY SAY SAUSAGE KEEP IT GOING
>>78170908
Hes mental
>>78170903
everyone's been too scared to try
how can faceapp be real if race isnt real?????
>>78170844
for aesthetics i think something like screencheat or mirror's edge would be fun
or something like L4D for the immersion
>>78170908
>why does a mentally ill person ....
>ASMR
>>78170903
you get AIDS
>>78170923
alan has a dog and it takes that SAUSAGE
Should really be pushing myself to be the best poster I can be, but it's just not in my nature. Sorry lads. Feel like I've let you all down.
Life lessons:
Do not buy Lenovo laptops. In fact don't buy anything Chinese
Do not use Virgin Media internet
>>78170968
some mentally ill people are extraordinarily talented and creative
with all this time spent on something, he's improved absolutely fuck all
>>78171019
Go on
>>78170961
if i just wanted visuals i'd take a walk or listen to music tbqhwyl
>>78170913
quite like the moth video
what does that say about me
>>78171053
Noice
sugar in the tomato sauce worked really well
>>78171053
want to shove my face in there
Is that lad who said his anxiety meant he couldn't eat still around? Used to happen to me
>>78170476
that's what happens when religion is dead
>>78171041
well the other elements (gameplay) would add to it too of course
i think focusing on a game like sc (all the other players are invisible but you can see their screens) would be more of a challenge in itself, with all of the visuals
>>78171019
>ah yes i will boycott every single manufacturer from a continent-sized country because i purchased a faulty product
Have an Oppo phone. Top class battery life.
>why does Tim...
ummmm he's literally a paranoid schizophrenic sweaty x
>>78171100
i find playing games very hard while tripping
except super mario strikers, somehow i played my best on acid, but every other game i suck at
>>78171019
I'm literally posting on a lenovo through virgin media haha
the laptop's fine, the internet's mostly fine but cuts out for a couple minutes a day it seems...
>>78171096
I said that like nearly a year ago dunno if you meant me
>>78171074
I was going to suggest that but I said "Less acid" instead. Wish I'd gone with useful instead of funny now, but glad it all worked out.
>>78171019
nothing wrong with lenovo laptops as long as they're X-series thinkpads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zdBxEm4cu0
love russia
ess
jay
dooboo
yoooz
brother just rolled in baked
how do I stop him turning into a wasteman?
saw a staff chasing a group of black kids today
*walks up to the urinal next to the one you're using*
*start pissing right away*
*notices you haven't started yet*
*looks down at your willy*
*scoffs*
If you report it and don't post in it he'll stop posting them
>>78171194
give over
>>78171194
>251
Ed Miliband has gone mental
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-40889511
>>78171208
*gets an errection*
>>78171235
>>78171241
>>78171225
>>78171215
>>78171210
What the fuck did I just say? You fucking blind?
oh didn't see the post count
think the pass poster got his pass banned and is now posting communist shit
>>78171194
>over 50 posts too early
how long have you been posting on /brit for?
>>78171137
gtav is an experience
the immersion dial is also turned up quite a bit with the soundtrack and everything being tuned to how intense whatever you're doing is (like a car chase). i had to stop for a min and get my head together on more than one occasion. driving is pretty tricky though
for some reason i never listened to music during those times, probably because i was always with others and we did other things
finish your tea /brit/
>>78171238
Thought it was going to be Ed doing a radio interview with Napalm Death
We're going to have to do something about all this.
>drinking tea
rasheed
Why do people voluntarily rile themselves up with information that is admittedly not rigorously researched nor accurately prsented to them, but reading things like the express or watching people like pjw??
wheres the new thread?
west african witchcraft is scary as shit
need a lesbian asmr gf
Sorry I was a bit early lads, have to hit my mandated 3 threads per shift, can't be having others making early news before me xxx
>>78171275
i've got some 4-aco-dmt and a scale coming tomorrow so i might be trying that and seeing if i can function better
>>78171334
You can tell the chinkposter from a fucking mile away. Jesus Christ stop posting.
>>78171334
at 310 posts
>>78171296
love cultural marxism
do you never get tired of walking backwards?
>>78146721
>>78146721
>>78146721
>>78146721
we're all in here
>>78171334
in about 30 posts
>>78171371
lemme know how it is
Did you know that your brain has the same level of fat content as clotted cream?
How do get the race filter with faceapp? Only have a young, old and female filters
>>78171479
they got rid of you gormless twat.
>>78171344
whats her mfc
>>78171479
post fucking machines
>>78171479
they scrapped it you cretinous orc
>>78171425
the 1p-lsd turned out to produce lsd (which was promptly destroyed) after undergoing reactions with particular enzymes found in the body
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why are every editions in chinese now
dont usually like black man music but this is quite nice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GWnMbZV66p4
>>78171479
It was withdrawn you primordial pondscum
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>>78171524
leftypol fucktards
http://www.zombietime.com/up_your_alley_2008/part_1_full/index.php
the fucking absolute state of homos
these are the kind of leftypol degenerates posting here
No Titchposting
>>78171524
the chinese purchased /brit/ from hiro for £1.6 billion
>le leftypol fucktard boogeyman
>>78171585
hello leftypol
>>78171479
>and female filters
I'd have looked pretty hot ngl
>>78171529
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZcDAmGV6qQ
>>78171479
it was taken down you wretched baby-farmer
>>78171601
>putting your face on 4chan
>>78171601
alri caillou
>>78171626
hes in algeria mate what possible ramifications could it havE?
>>78171479
lefties got it taken down because it hurt their feelings
>>78171601
human egg
>>78171653
>>78171653
>>78171653
new
>>78171653
>>78171653
>>78171653
non chink edition
migrate to at your leisure
>>78171512
did the effects end up more or less identical? i picture most of the chemical analogues as being weaker
>>78171670
>>78171651
still a bit early
now the new may be posted