/brit/

all yanks should be exterminated

pickle rick.gif

PICKLE RICK

ironic shitposting is still shitposting

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>he described his adolescence as "not particularly conventional", and said that he exercised for three hours each day and drank very little alcohol.[28]
>three hours each day
>looks like a skinny fat hipstr
Hmm ah yes sub-edition

I'M JUST A KID
i i i i i'm just a kid
i i i i i ' m j u s t a k i d

is this the al murray thread

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Bad shot of the arse on this girl I just matched with

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talk me out of buying this beauty

bored to the point where i might just go bed now because there's nothing to do except wait until it's late enough to go bed

English is nothing but mispronounced French.

cod mw2 fal

>>78167385
it looks terrible

>>78167243
Headlights cost €3500 each

IMAGINE crashing into this

>>78167385
buy it

t. reverse psychologist

I'm PICKLE RIIIICK

Wonder if anyone could ever find my ugliness charming

>>78167410
its starting at £44,000 itself which is strangely low

>>78167385
>estate car

alri gramps

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me and the troops

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>>78167383
Same slag

She's 19

>>78167395
this but unironically

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>>78167243
>beautiful british machines

Nice machines you got there. Would be a shame if they got smashed up

>>78167430
post a pic

>>78167430
The visually impaired?

>>78167395
>>78167452
*tucks you in*

>>78167420
*moonwalks up to you*
duerf dnumgis

hows that for reverse psychology

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NEED high speed rail

>>78167443
nonce

>>78167443
looks like a fat butters slut

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>>78167475

fuck france

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every time a female takes an interest in me i sperg out and pussy out. fucking hate myself for it. will probably be alone my entire life and all because im a shy awkward introverted faggot. fuck my life.

My latest anxiety meme is feeling like throwing up whenever I'm eating around other people and therefore not being able to eat my food
It's becoming a real problem

fuck slovakia

>>78167538
>faggot
fuck off yank

>>78167535
faggot

hs2 is about capacity not speed

ronald glorp is not my fucking president okay?!

>>78167492
why are our trains so slow anyway?

>>78167570
correct

*tags deano*

>>78167568
>faggot
fuck off yank

Why are all our lives so shit?

>>78167577
no its not okay
*bops you on the noggin*

this high speed rail stuff is taking years. lol just buy faster trains.

>>78167597
mines good anon
sorry about yours
it's probably immigrants faults

>>78167597
capitalism

>>78167581
more like the wokening

>>78167549
i agree

>>78167568
will crack your fucking skull open if you step anywhere near my ends claude

>>78167594
yank

>>78167597
because of the muslims coming here

>>78167582
decades of too low investment
bad maintenance
lack of electrification
a dumb requirement to stop in every shithole town in jutland

so hipster i only follow artists who die young and only release their limited material posthumously you've probably never heard of them

>>78167634
yank

>>78167273
No

>>78167670
yank

>>78167597
of all men to ever exist, only about 40% have successfully reproduced. we're the losers in the 60%.

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ses

>>78167680
yank

need to impregnate a fair maiden

you yankin my chain?

More of a fan theory than a conspiracy theory.

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>>78167597
because advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need. We're the middle children of history, anon; no purpose or place. We have no Great War, no Great Depression. Our Great War is a spiritual war. Our Great Depression is our lives. We've all been raised by television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires and movie gods and rock stars. But we won't.

>>78167743
damn bro
you just got real

might start a cheeky ck2 campaign

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Exa0CzlCb3Y
not very fond of the new qotsa
I fear the coming album might be shit

>>78167760
Have you not seen Fight Club?

If so, I highly recommend you check it out.

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on the kopparbergs

not sure my liver can take this

>>78167743
shut up mong

>>78167796
nah i have really just liked that quote

doing a browse
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_Coordination_of_Revolutionary_Parties_and_Organizations

>>78167743
>because advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need.
only if you're dumb

>>78167799
yank

how come my tomato sauce is so acidic
how do i calm it down

lover power metal
love warhammer
love wolf tshirts
hate girls who date douchebags

simple as

good night irish pride

people really quoting fight club in 2017 huh

>>78167868
Less acid.

wish this one leftyposter would fuck off back to where he belongs

>>78167912
ahhh got it

#YOLO #SWAG

>>78167868
add a little sugar to it

>>78167435
Its based off an f pace its a cross over one under the sport

I like the interior though

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>le leftypol boogeyman

>>78167965
Check his flag, I doubt that's the problem.

tim thinks the oxford health doctors had a hand in disabling his facebook page

don't hate women just see them as children really

>>78167969
>lefties trying to shame "rorkes" by posting a cherrypicked image of someone that is less cringeworthy than 90% of the average lefty

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-40894529

really hoping for some form of happening desu lads

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Business idea: I get one of those custom flag makers to make me pic related. I will then take the flag to Hans Island and raise it. I will also leave a cache of Canadian and Danish alcohol at the base of the flag pole, thus ending the Whiskey War.

>>78167933
where's that

>>78167969
that man has a jewish hat, why are you anti-semitic

any willy man in?

ughh i just cant take advice from chads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1VVxLZEWdLY

>>78168039
nonce

ferme ta gueule

>>78168069
hollywood

flat earth is real

theyve ruined the stock minecraft music

none of this will matter in the grand scheme of things

>>78168106
Fuck off we're full

get those animals

out on the arky arky

>>78168075
yet here you are advertising their vids

just outed my dad as a nonce on the facebook group of our small town (as a joke) and people are actually eating it up hahahahahaha

dad keeps ringing me but i'm ignore it lmao he's sending angry texts loooooooooool

Who do you want to win the game of thrones lads?? For me it's jaime

>>78168187
ta gueule

lads, I really want to leave Italy, but I've got a job here tying me down, and I'm scared if I move to another city I won't find the same quality of friends I've found here. I'm worried 'the grass is always greener' thing is true.

not sure what to do. hopefully i get fired or something and that will force me to fuck off.

t. brit in italy

>>78168187
grey worm

>>78168187
rickon and dickon gay emperors of essos

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anyone remember having a competition to see who could do this for the longest at the end of PE lessons?

don't know if that was just my school

>>78168187
Jon, Jaime and Tyrion triumvirate would be nice.

>>78167438
Every male there is a brody

>>78168187
that spic who got his head crushed three seasons ago

god I miss those comfy nights playing minecraft with my mates

>>78168068
excellent idea

canada-denmark federation when, maybe we could invite finland too

>>78168187
cleveland browns

>>78168187
only virtuous person left is Jon Snow

>>78167373
massive choon

>>78168215
what's happened to your cheese mate haha

30 kg (kilogrammes) if i recall correctly

>>78168224
Ricon is dead

egg

>>78168040
haha yes all lefties look like what rorkes share between each other

>>78168260
what?

>>78168263
he's still alive but he's a cannibal now

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>>78168187

usually jump ship from shows when normies start getting wind of them. just a policy is all

>>78168228
smashed it by miles cos i used to ski loads

>>78168312
wow youre so cool

willing to bet i'm in the worst physical shape here

>>78168287
30,000 grammes of cheese

>>78166507

Why are Europeans such nonces?

>>78168307
he's shit though.

>>78168252
Don't Denmark and Finland kinda hate each other? I guess we could be some kind of intermediary peace maker or something.

>>78168350
dont u ride a bike everywhere tho?

>>78168312
i'm the opposite

only watch a programme if it's got past the normie filter. got no time for wanky autistic crap

>>78168381
why would the danes hate the fins the fins are too busy hating the fins

shan't be responding to 'tism dane anytime soon

PSA: if you can't squat and deadlift twice your bodyweight you will NOT survive the looming nuclear holocaust

>>78168350
tell us more about your body x

>>78168354
nah mate you lost me

>>78168403
wow ur so cool

>>78168307
he gets killed in like 2 episodes, read the leaked scripts laddo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkOLZzKTfBM

Tim is writing the date on a post it note now

>>78168435
fuck this freak I hope he burns the flat down and dies

>>78168381
>Don't Denmark and Finland kinda hate each other?

No? Most Danes are only loosely aware of the existence of Finns

>>78168462

not very nice

>>78168418
>2xbw deadlift
if you weigh 50kg and can deadlift 100kg you're a weak skinny cunt who won't survive though

*tags deano and shazza*

I'm a race and gender separatist. It's better to just live our lives apart

>shy qt teen at work (19 I think)
>decided to try and stalk her on normiebook
>has like 3000 friends

wew, do people just add cute girls or something? Doesn't seem like the sort of girl who would have that many followers

>>78168516
>gender separatist
better known as a vigin

>>78168431
nice spoilers
literally what is the point

>>78168470
Yeah, I was getting you guys mixed up with Swedes. I also probably shouldn't use 4chan as an indicator for international relations.

>>78168544
why the fuck would you post online about a show if you aren't up to date with all available info

>>78168562
Young Jeremy Kyle

>>78168418
have to agree

Add 0.8 bw strict press, and +2pl8 dip and pull-up to that. If you can't easily climb over obstacles you're most likely fucked too

>>78168281
The difference is that Kekistanis dress like that for a laugh, it's like meme cosplay. Lefties dress like they do unironically. That's what they choose to look like when they're taking their appearance seriously. That's how they would show up to someone's birthday party.

If lefties had any self-awareness, they'd realise that they remind us all of that difference, every time they post people dressed in Kekistani gear in order to poke fun at them.

It's like someone in the audience of a circus, laughing at the clown's green hair when they, an audience member, have also dyed their hair green.

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>The difference is that Kekistanis dress like that for a laugh, it's like meme cosplay.

>>78168575
was just responding to the post the guy made asking people
and maybe because most people aren't little nerds who spoil shows for others?
get swirlied kid

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reminder that jason genova is a 5'6 32 year old man with learning problems who lives with his mum and he's currently shagging this 20 year old girl

sick to death of British on my internet

>>78168600
google EDL rally my man

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just got unbanned from a 3 day ban after accidentally posting a nsfw webm on /vg/

hows tim doing? i see thread quality has gone down

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>The difference is that Kekistanis dress like that for a laugh, it's like meme cosplay.

>>78168589
Why would you need to climb obsticles in a nuclear holocaust? Planning on outrunning the radiation?

>>78168645
oh no are you gonna have a little cry because you heard a minor spoiler for a fucking tele show lmao, pathetic

>most of Denmark is mountains and barren wilderness
still giggling at this

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want an electric car lads

>>78168656
how?

ah yes, leftypol now posting british panel show hosts laughing in an attempt to fit in
Its like watching the weird kid at the edge of the group trying to get in by emulating the cool kids. Sad really

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You arrive in the sol system

>>78168733
>l-l-leftypol!
>please i am british too i fit in
pathetic

>>78168710
I have an electric car

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>tfw own my own car and house

How's paying 75% of your salary to rent a shoebox in London working out for you?

minecraft was a truly magical game

>>78168693
no, just find it a bit sad that people feel the need to spoil stuff

>>78168690
are you planning to just sit there and starve to death if you survive?

>>78168755
not british simple as

>>78168710
i've got a 1:12 aston martin you can buy

>>78168762
I'd say your car is shit

>>78168532
Nah, people can date. They just need different workplaces. You know, companies set up specifically hiring only women or men.

I'd also encourage men and women to hang around their own gender more often and not to intermingle with the opposite sex as much.

For dating. there would designated dating centres that are offered for men and women for the occasional chance to interact

dude just lift weights and shit man

>>78168773
WELCOME TO MYYY MINE

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the goal

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*pulls up next to you, steals your phone and wallet and splashes you with acid from a lucozade bottle*

>heh... nothin personnel white boi...

>>78168783
oh no mummy the big bad man ruined my dragon fantasy programme!!

>>78168733
the chase and pointless aren't panel shows you paddy gremlin

>>78167597
the end of full employment as government policy
from that an entire kafkaesque nightmare follows.

>>78167743
we do have a great depression, we're living it.
growth has been weak for a decade, real income hasn't moved a dot in a decade, and another recession is inbound.

the only spiritual aspect is that we aren't really willing to publicly recognize how shit things are, as we did in the 1930s and 1970s. hopefully we're about to do just that.

>>78168784
No I'd neck myself because it would be nicer than dying of radiation poisoning.

do like the f type, wish I had 40 grand spare

was looking at a tesla a few days ago and realised it's badly designed, it has a fat arse and doesn't look good

>>78168797
>he does the virgin utopia

>>78168834
fat sweaty nerd

>>78168840
>watching daytime tv
tragic

pickle rick is in the house tonight

pickle rick is going to have a good time :)

>>78168845
I'll neck you in a minute runt

>>78168875
>daytime tv
they're on when everyone gets home from work
gosh you're showing yourself up here

>>78168803
>he doesn't climb
Sad!

>>78168862
bran is the night king btw

love the pickle rick meme, love rick and morty, love how bitter 4chinks get about it

business idea: japanese reliability with german aesthetics

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>potato famine

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you arrive on my hard drive

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The goal

is the pickle rick party rockers thing from the show or did someone make it as a meme?

brexit is killing our auto industry

>>78168678
You think the kids in Kekistani costumes are the same people who go to EDL rallies?

Stormfags HATE the Kek memers, even more than lefties do. Both take the piss out of the way Kekistanis look silly, and both look even siller for doing so.

>>78168910
nerd
*gives you a wedgie*

>>78168959
didn't know we still had one

Is there anything more runty than car worship?

>>78168897
wrong.

thoughts on open uni lads? will employers laugh anyone away with a degree from them?

NEED a finnish gf to make lots of mämmi and cream for me

deano oven pizza bradley spammer is back

>>78168985
rah

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Miss Chicago, 1926.

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>>78168600
>The difference is that Kekistanis dress like that for a laugh
SHADILAY!

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whats her name lads

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the aryan master race

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she wants a man from amersham hill

>>78168984
not having a license and a car

>>78168976
daenerys dies near the start of season 8

>>78168972
all the right wing are the same and think and do the same things anon, you know that

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Very aesthetic show

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david steel > knuckles > roy jenkins

>>78168980
we do still have one but we mostly make cars way out of reach to normal people apart from Jag and Land Rover

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High school dance, 1963.

>>78168999
HATE him

Ended up rolling MD yesterday for the first time in a few years

did NOT regret it

>>78169057
nerd
*steals your lunch money*

Bollocks smells strongly of bollocks lads

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>>78169069
True. And also, anyone who doesn't learn my pronouns is basically a right wing nazi.

Ended up injection heroin yesterday for the first time in a few years
did NOT regret it

>>78169055
this lol

>ha ha you car fags lmao
>any chance of a lift lads

Ended up drinking caffeine yesterday for the first time in a few years

did NOT regret it

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A man rests after celebrating the end of Prohibition, 1933.

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*goes to the shopping store*

*buys an oven pizza*

*puts it in the heat oven*

*digests it in the body stomach*

>>78169135
didn't know ireland had cars

>>78169134
is it as good as they say haha

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shadilay
shadilay
whoaaaaaa

Imagine what a tosser you'd have to be to derive joy from spoiling things. Imagine he's also a Brody mass immigration supporting runt.

>>78169168
>store
fuck off yank

Did the man sign the contract? Yeah?

>>78167263
>>78167263
>>78167263
NEW

>>78167263
>>78167263
>>78167263
NEW

>>78169172
We are much richer than you, of course we have cars

>>78169144
why does it look smug?

where is the proofs of all these leaks?

look in the catalog the stupid frog bastard is making his shitty early threads

stupid smelly cunt

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RIGHT ABOUT NOW THE FUNK SOUL BROTHER
CHECK IT OUT NOW THE FUNK SOUL BROTHER

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>teleports behind North Korea

Nothing personal folks

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>>78169025
Ah yes, someone just happened to post a completely non-political thread in a political forum, it just happened to be the most embarrassing subject imaginable, and there is no suspicion that this could be a false flag post.

>>78169223
fuck off

>>78169240
Haven't listened to The Crystal Method in years

>over 50 posts early
honestly what is wrong with these people
don't migrate you mongs

>>78169223
>258

this is just getting fucking retarded at this point

and all the stupid fuckign runts will scurry away into the new for no good reason other than they are runts

>>78169245
it's clearly a blog, not a forum
>rorke intelligence

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jesus wept

>>78169245
furaffinity is not a political forum.
http://www.furaffinity.net/journals/maulkin/#jid:7806189

Look. I'm going to come back tomorrow night and if this chinky shit isn't sorted out I'm going to take all of you out behind the chemical sheds and shoot you.

>>78169317
>even furries think antifa are weirdos
If that was me I'd reckon it's time to sit down and think about things.

>>78169317
>he has a link to it
fuck off, leftypol

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>go to buy a bike off a guy
>the guy is a tall, muscular, handsome cunt who is in RAF pilot training


FUCK YOU CHAD

>>78169418
i just love atrocity tourism, is that a crime?

fuck brit

Getting cucked here lads

>arrange drinks with a girl
>I'll be there 8.30ish
>texts me at 8.30 saying she's 45 mins away
>suggest just rescheduling
>apologising profusely and insisting she wants to come now

Luckily I live 2 mins from where we're meeting, but still...

>>78169686
yank

>>78169434
>tfw could have gone for RAF pilot training but my eyes are shit and now I'm just fat and bitter.

maomaoo