/dixie/ - Southern US & Friends

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Banana :)

>>78166521
I wonder when the last person from the 20th century/last millennium will die

>>78166634
100 years

>>78166634
the last person confirmed to have been born in the 1890s died within the last two years, but human lifespans are going to extend over the next century
>reminder that the last confirmed CS veteran died in 1951
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pleasant_Crump

>>78166991
>100 years after the war started
wew
they had some really interesting names in the 19th century though, didn't they

>>78168227
90 years, lad
the last Union veteran died two years later.
It's weird to think of how many people from the 19th century were still kicking around right up to the 50s and 60s. I once saw a game show clip on YouTube which featured an old guy who witnessed the Lincoln assassination.

>>78168476
oh right, but yeah it really puts time into a different perspective
>George III was born in 1738
>Queen Vic was alive during George III's lifetime
>There were people who were alive when we were born who were born in the reign of Queen Victoria

I guess that means everyone in this thread is only two lifetimes away from having been in the same room as George III

Independence for Cascadia NOW

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/acadiana/

Just remembered that John Tyler, the 10th US president and born in 1790, has a grandson that's still alive who resides in Franklin, TN

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Tyler#Family_and_personal_life

>>78168859
good lad

>>78168767
bad lad

>>78168722
another fun fact: the Department of Defence is still paying a Spanish-American War veteran's widow a pension as of 2016

was just about to type the Tyler thing before you posted it, too

>>78168859
you missed the last two threads, step it up M. Louis

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>>78168947
This is a post of outstanding quality

t-there's two of them?
that explains the consistency

/appalachia/

>>78169070
I didn't think people would notice

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>>78169260
/dixie/ is not the same without /acadiana/, keep it up

>captcha: Poitiers

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Speaking of Acadiana, map post time.
I got a new flag ;).

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>tfw no more Bourbon dynasty in France
suffering

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jRDXE3LHNGo

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>>78169582
>tfw no more Nouvelle-France
we often meme about it but for me it is a real pain

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8I_vQHbmmaY

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>>78170073

Maybe if France actually put people in New France rather than just building forts every other day than maybe you could've stopped the A*glo and Sp*nish forces from taking it.

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>>78170073
iktf, personally I'd be ecstatic if the Bourbon restoration happened and they took over the administration of Nouvelle-France again
it would give me an excuse to brush up on my French

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2b58E7TyxeM

>>78170325
Yes. I have no idea why the king had so little interest in America.
I imagine the control of such profitable places like the St Lawrence river and the gulf of Mexico could have made the kingdom even richer

>>78170381
I'm not against a restauration, as long as it's not the Bonaparte and that they stay truthful and devoted to the real people of France.
But I don't see how they could take back Nouvelle-France in any way

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>>78170593

>tfw too smart to colonize North America

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>>78170593
>I have no idea why the king had so little interest in America.

At the time, Nouvelle-France was not very receptive to agriculture like the Thirteen Colonies were, so it was hard to find people to go there and there was no real need for indentured servants. Not to mention Louis XIV solved the issue of religious dissidents by sending them to hell rather than another continent.
The real wealth of those regions was in the fur trade, and it was more profitable to allow the natives that lived there to collect furs since they could go further inland and knew the terrain better. They also didn't need payment in gold but were happy to take trinkets like cookware.

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>>78170593
Also I know the restoration of the monarchy and liberation of Nouvelle-France will never happen but I can still dream..

Why not the Bonaparte dynasty, though?

>>78171498
Because
1) Napoléon III
2) Bourbon comes first

>>78171586
Hmm, fair enough, especially about the Bourbons

I have a hard time blaming the Franco-Prussian War on Napoléon III personally, though. I blame Bismarck for being so good at manipulating the peoples' nationalistic agitation. The fucker knew how to mess Europe up good.

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slow day today

>>78174465
Ye

>>78174465
fucks up with that guys neck

Slayed thirty pussies today.

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evening /dixie/

>bumped the old thread like a dip because i didnt scroll to the bottom

>>78175624
i saw it
>wtf is this big idiot doing

>>78175806
i was excited

>>78175844
>i was excited
*looks at ur crotch*
owo whats this

>>78175904
bit gay

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>>78175904
NOW BONERTIME NOW

>>78175929
its only med banter m8

some people cup other people's balls and make them sing the national anthem as ''banter'' here

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>>78175929
ur one to talk

>conway will be a trap before 2020

https://youtu.be/Jsm4ryP6RqM

>>78176026

Same over here as well.

>>78176102
fucking italians
is no culture sacred to the land

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>>78176074
N-no!

>tfw ordered a maid outfit

Going to be going up to Lexington, Virginia tonight. Should I get flowers for Lee?

>>78176250
transvestism is a grave sin.

>>78176250
stop wearing skirts

If the CSA reformed TODAY, who should our president be?

>>78176323
I like them

>>78176317
oh well

>>78176357

Me, or possibly Emperor Norton.

>>78175904
gay

>>78175994
gay

>>78176026
gay

>>78176074
gay

>>78176102
gay

>>78176250
gay

>>78176361
gay

>>78176357
Jim Webb

>>78176282
absolutely

>>78176415

There is nothing wrong with being gay :^)

>>78176475
faget

>>78176475
Yes there is

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>>78176490

Great, now I'm going to have to sleep down stairs again, thanks a lot Virgin-ia.

>>78176530

No there isn't.

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>>78176250

>>78176415
great post my closet homo friend

>>78176567
kek

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>>78176677
It's going to be fucking great

Summer classes have almost ended to so now he won't have 6 gorillion essays to do

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>>78176787
uniforms are top tier

my ears perk up every time i hear a girl is from catholic

because every one of those sluts kept their little plaid skirts because they know of the legendary status of school girl uniforms

The one thing i miss from going to high school is all the girls wearing skirts.
I like skirts and dresses, unfortuanetly normie girls only wear shitty jeans

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Would the confederacy have enslaved Mexicans in the western territories or would they have just imported more blacks?

>>78176901
>uniforms are top tier
yessir

>>78176981
I had to wear slacks and a dress shirt at catholic school. Looked like a fucking mormon

>>78177087
The confederacy would have abolished slavery by 1910 at the latest. I'd imagine that they'd either deport blacks to Liberia or use them to colonize the less developed parts of Central America if they had gotten that far

Eventually external pressures would have convinced them to enfranchise everyone

>>78177089
i had straight black pants and a white shirt.
Thankfully my school didnt had the mandatory necktie

>>78177159
we had to wear neckties unfortunately

>>78177210
ah well
did you had to keep your hair short and shave everyday like we had to?
that shit sucked

>>78177287
>did you had to keep your hair short
Not too short, it wasn't that bad

Didn't really start shaving until 9th grade and by then I had moved to Arkansas

Thoughts on kentucky?

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>>78177368
very nice place, good bourbon, ive got some family that lives out there

southern but not confederate

>>78177342
i didnt had to shave since couldnt grow a beard.
The short hair was the shit part, the first thing i did at my last year was to just grow it out.
I havent had it cut since

>>78177419
>I havent had it cut since
That can look either really good or really bad desu

I can't grow a beard either but occasionally I have to shave the few hairs that do grow

>>78177467

>Not having a full beard by 16

haha

Is SC cooler than NC?

>manlets with beards
There's nothing more pathetic

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this is really good

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sh6zYnBrJR8

>>78177539

Other way around

>>78177541

True, you would look even worse with a beard now that I think about it.

>>78177539
NC is basically occupied by yankees at this point, it's been developed into a bland corporate suburbia

the mountains in the west and the coast are still unique culturally, but the middle of the state around Raleigh is garbage

south carolina isn't near as bad, and kept more of it's heritage intact. NC and SC more german ethnically, so their bbq is mustard and vinegar based

>>78177467
it looks good on me thanfully.
I have very nice hair, even though i put minimal effort into it to straigthen the fucker.
But girls arent into guys with long hair here, i got way more looks in ankara though, they were intrested there since its anatolia and it isnt something you see everyday there.

>few hairs that grow
i dont have beard growing around the sides of my mouth and 2 weird spots in my neck.
Everywhere else gets facial hair, hopefully those places will too.
I dont think i would have a full beard if i could, but i do enjoy going outside with that ''i havent shaved in 2 days'' look every once in a while.

Btw speaking of shaving, i get alot of skinburn (that grey skin you get after shaving) when shaving my upper lip (mustache basically) and tried a couple of solutions but not of them worked.
Any solutions?

>>78177669
try something with aloe vera in it for that skinburn

>>78177669
wax that part maybe

Or get a safety razor. Those are usually better than the shitty disposable heads

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>>78177605
thanks for the explanation

anyone here familiar with wilmington, nc?

>>78177751
i think waxing also gives you skinburn but i might try.
One of my friends really praised safety razors though i think i will get one of those.

>>78177748
are there any after-shave cologne with aloe-vera in it or should i just get some skin cream

>>78177781
i used to live near there

nice enough place

>>78177848
nah it's not an aftershavy kinda smell

honestly i'd try lotion/sunburn gel with it in it first, altho you can definitely find skin cream with some in it

>>78177848
>i think waxing also gives you skinburn but i might try
not really. Though I've never done it to my face and that's a lot more sensitive than your legs

Safety razors are great tho. It's easier to cut yourself but once you get used to them they're a lot better than regular ones

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>>78177909
is it true that there's like semi ethnic french people in louisiana? They're called "cajun" or something like that.

not french myself btw, im on vacation here

>>78177996
>is it true that there's like semi ethnic french people in louisiana?
There are the original French settlers and the exiles from Acadia

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>>78177996
yessir, the cajuns are some of the craziest southerners we have (some of the best cooks too)

wonderful folks, im from arkansas and they're just south of us

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>>78177996

Yes, they live in these areas, some of them speak Cajun French as well, a near extinct language, but it's usually the older people that speak it .

>>78178073
>tfw our French settlers died out
feels bad

>>78178120
i mean, they just lived in arkansas as they traded up and down the rivers

new orleans was always the center for french settlement in the south

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>tfw I will never live in The South
>tfw I will never get to be long-haired, skinny hippie, wearing oversized jeans tied with a rope
>tfw I will never live in shack or big trailer caravan
>tfw I will never be general handyman in a small town, making a living by doing jobs here and there
>tfw I will never own busted pick-up truck with which to haul my puppy Peanuts to a town with shotgun on board to get groceries and supplies
>tfw I will never find a crappy band made of some random drunks I found from a bar
>tfw I will never get to play authentic Southern SwampStoner BluesSludge'n'Roll

>>78178177
There were a few near Arkansas Post but they left when the American settlers started to arrive

I know there weren't that many but still

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>>78178187
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_6_hXjOBAMI

you can do it senpai, it takes virtually no money to accomplish those goals, just lack of dedication and perhaps alcoholism

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0l-ywr8DW8

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Should I get this shirt, /dixie/?
Also what's the best /dixie/ brand of clothing?

>>78178187
you could always hop the border and become a gopnik, it's the next best thing

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kE_fB-j7lyU

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wEflPY7FBIc

>>78178405

People say I dress like I'm going to fight in the Yugoslav war haha. Just wear some regular shit like Wrangler or Levi.

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>>78178497
>Just wear some regular shit
never

>>78178405
dont
you will look like a nerd

>>78178760
yeah I guess, but I am a nerd tbqh
I wouldn't want people to start talking to me thinking I'm going to be anything other than a complete autist

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pick a sword to take to battle /dixie/

>>78178986
the one at the bottom that you can see the hilt of

>>78178589
>regular which is not not plain white

>>78178866
i would definitely act more considerate talking to someone wearing that shirt tbqh

>>78178986

>Swords

Disgusting, I'll take a pike please.

>>78179030
you aren't rich enough for a nice horse and cavalry saber

>>78179111
can't beat a 10x10 unit of men all armed with 20 foot sharpened wooden poles drilled to run in any direction full tilt with their pointy wall of death moving forward

unless its moving towards musketfire lel

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>>78178986
this one
or the third one from the right, I like that one

>>78179045
I didn't say the shirt was regular. I guess it's kind of regular but I still like it

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>>78179419
>velvet grip on the hilt

t. son of a minor baron

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>>78179592
>not wanting everything to be plastered in heraldry and velvet
t. pleb son of a pleb

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>>78179808
the most aesthetic sword are BRONZE

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>>78179944
>dwemer-looking swords
you just got downgraded from pleb to n'wah

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>>78180066
>dissing celtic antenna swords

filthy hellenic Mediterranean coastal dweller

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>their sword's hilts aren't the spirits of dead long dead champions
JUST

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they had some fucking style tho, mmm lawdie

Why did eco-weenies cheer for the blue monkeys in Avatar when they kept us from getting free energy on earth

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evening dixie

If you haven't listened to Southern Nights since Glen passed, then you have no business in this thread

https://youtu.be/7wOUFo4Lwf8

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>game where soldiers scream fuck and shit constantly
>cursing is filtered in chat and bannable in some servers

>>78180683
>half the chat is filled with asterisks
>no one bothers to sübstitüte their letters or br eak up their words

>using chat in an FPS
>ever
Are you 12

>>78180808
I almost never actually talk in the chat but I still read it.

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>>78181182
please collect congay.

he escaped again...

Stop coming to Colorado. We don't want you.

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>Stop coming to Colorado. We don't want you.

Never been to Colorado, what's there? Weed and South Park?

>>78181492
I went to Denver once and it was awful

>>78181893
Yep. The only good thing about Denver is the weather and the proximity to the mountains.

>>78181872
mountains and ranches

>>78181872
Every stoner and pothead from east of Kansas and south of New York and half of the state of Texas.

>>78181950
Ah yes, that anon must be upset that superior Texan ranchers are driving the locals out of business

>>78181966
sounds miserable
maybe you guys should invite some Mormon missionaries over from Utah to chase them out

>>78182055
The Mormons are plenty happy in their bunker state, it seems. I'd honestly settle for just getting rid of all Texans at this point, they're by far the worst.

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>I'd honestly settle for just getting rid of all Texans at this point, they're by far the worst.

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>>78177542
Post more

>>78182330
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQAvLuXRWSE

can't find any tbqh, but here's another georgian song i like

>>78182330
>>78177542
I guess this is kind of similar, it's Georgian anyways
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRcg_jwup5s

we /sakartvelo/ now

>>78182543
Reminds me of
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FtwrDTyxabQ

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>>78182685
i like this

>>78181966
they'll clear out once more states have legalised it

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Anyone here from Conway, Arkansas?

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>>78183158
Calgary?

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>>78183173
no, I'm from Owen Sound.

>>78183209
Oh, nice. I liked Ontario when I went

Why are you asking about Conway?

>>78182543
>>78182585
>See the word "Georgian" in /dixie/
>it's not me
reeee

>>78183275
Maybe people would like you if you could write elvish

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>>78183286
Oh really ',:^)

>>78183239
I was seeing if someone I know on /int/ was also browsing here

>tfw he didn't respond

>>78183437
well there are three people from Conway who post here

>>78183437
Yes I am here, and you should get extra flags

>captcha: Hamilton

>>78183053
I seriously doubt that; most of them are millennial liberals who love it here (and have a much higher tolerance than Californians/Chicagoans/New Yorkers/etc. for low population densities) and given that the states they're invading from still have a substantial chunk of the voting-age population that thinks the 21st amendment was a mistake and that Marijuana was sent by Satan to corrupt the young I can't see them going back any time soon, or at least soon enough. And we're also the first stop for points west and an appealing destination in our own right - even if other states legalize, how many liberal twentysomethings want to move to Boise or Wichita or Memphis? They're fleeing red states as much as they're moving for the legal pot.

>>78183843
fuck off yank

>>78183843
>even if other states legalize, how many liberal twentysomethings want to move to Boise or Wichita or Memphis

I'm sure a lot

here is <irving> if anyone is interested

on a scale of 1-10 how autistic is collecting extra flags?

>>78183892

rude

>>78184078
Used to live in Arlington

idk, I guess collecting them down to the county is pretty autistic because some of them have fewer than 2000 people living in them. Most of them don't even have flags

>>78183892
>>>/brit/

>>78184065
Like hell. How many juice bars and organic grocers do those places have? How many farm-to-table restaurants? How many ski resorts? How many craft breweries? No "hip" young people want to live in places like that. As it stands I myself am doing my level best to get the hell out of this place I used to love and head north.

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>>78184261
>As it stands I myself am doing my level best to get the hell out of this place I used to love and head north.

To go to somewhere more liberal per chance?

>>78184261
Please go to California. You will fit right in and can drink a craft beer in West Hollywood wearing tight tapered jeans while a hot man rips your ass open and fucks you from behind. Go be a blue state protester and "make a difference."

>>78184261
>juice bars organic grocer, farm to table restaurants, craft breweries

Lmao are americans really such fucking twats?

Then again your bovine growth hormone chlorinated and bleached with extra hfcs """""""food"""""""""" probably means that people get duped in the other extreme direction over bollocks like juice and organic beer

>>78185530
Get the fuck out of here you snaggletoothed limey shitbucket

>>78185530
Please fuck off

>>78185897

/thread

Finished modding NV again

Am I smart for getting a 97% on the practice ASVAB.

I just got screwes over for some shrimps
They took 8 liras for service wtf they just handed me a plate

The absolute fucking state of my aiming rn

>>78189697
I got a 99 on the one I took in highschool

>>78189786
the real one? everyone says scores are higher on the real one.

>>78189837
Yeah the real one. Got a 66 on the mechanical shit tho, so I guess they just count the science and english parts

>>78184622
Somewhere more intolerant.

>>78185475
>>78185530
You misunderstand; I was pointing out that young liberals are moving to Colorado because it has those things and other nearby states don't and that I'm bailing to Montana or Idaho.

>>78190215
>Somewhere more intolerant.

There's no better place than Georgia lad

>>78190256
I hate the weather and don't particularly like southerners or niggers

>>78190409
Well young liberals are everywhere, so sorry for your loss

>>78190409
Then fuck off

Reminder that only literal niggers pick the Legion

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One nation under God

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morning lads

>having kids at 50
shiggy

>>78195169
Isn't that the reason behind the good ol' 'tism?

>>78195290
I've heard that part of the reason is because women are having kids in their 40's. idk if that's bullshit though

>rained out at work

gonna be a comfy day

>>78195169
>>78195290
>>78195330
theres probably a link between autism and having kids at a later age

but there is ABSOLUTELY a link between higher risk downs syndrome and having kids at a later age, the chance starts skyrocketing in the 30s, and by the 40s the chance is pretty fucking significant

>>78197968
What sort of work do you do that you get rained out so easily?

>>78194143
that looks like a really cool mod, I always liked the idea of a post apocalypse grand strategy, but
>North Little Rock instead of Conway
reeeee

>>78198650
plant nursury

its 90% outdoors so when weathers bad we sometimes get off

or we have a bunch of shit that has to get done so we work in the rain, depends on the day

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afternoon y'all

>>78199321
afternoon bud

>>78166521
Why is he wearing a slavic peasant shirt?

jesus christ its so fucking hot.
Even when sitting down inside at 9pm im still sweating

>>78202736
its nice and cool from a thunderstorm here

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I just went to take a shower and when I come back, as soon as I un pause the game, this happens

>When someone you went to school with gets arrested in a Chris Hansen type pedophile sting.

>>78204223
That happened in my high school during the actual school day.

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>>78204223
he thought there was a 12yo on the other side of omegle waiting for him?

>>78204318
>public school

>>78204347
p much

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BnGK72T7Hvk

that cambodian song got me in the mood for more

found this gem

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>two seperate georgians have similar stories of cheese pizza busts

perhaps the peach state has a more sinister side

>>78204583
My friend and I also once found cheese pizza on his stepdad's computer, but he was from Florida, so it's not surprising.

>>78204672
jesus christ

>having a floridian pedo stepfather

just jump in the everglades with the gators at that point

i imagine that before the internet it was relatively hard to get ahold of that kind of shit

anyone here play memestone?
I made a dumb resurrect priest deck and lost to netdecks from the last expansion for like 5 times

>autist dont want to try new cards cause it will disrupt their perfect win ratio

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRtYHxYor9w
>she also did rock songs

why is cambodia so strange and interesting

>>78204501
>greentexting public school
were you homeschooled?

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I broke the game

>>78205514
>home schooled

>>78205514
>homeschool
pft. I used my social security money to go to private school.
Where I come from, if you can avoid going to public school, you do it.

>>78205647
What's this game about anyways?

>>78205698
right but I was actually making a brilliant joke about that person getting arrested, not seriously asking if you were home schooled
I was actually in a pretty good public school system, though, except for the high school principal getting fired for having two DUIs

>>78205999
trading card game
its like pleb tier magic the gathering

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>>78205999
wew I forgot about the topic even at hand.
Our "best" public school is an art school that requires you to prove you're talented at some sort of art to get in.
The rest are assgarbage.

>Best friend went to public school
>only white kid in his graduating class of ~400
>School was on lockdown procedures for extended periods of time
>He saw a kid get stabbed in the face for calling someone a "fuck nigga"
>he somehow managed to get in a group titled "Black Men of Distinction"
>Spoke at the Black Male Summit
It's completely fucking backwards there.

>Other friend went to the "best" non-arts public school
>Still had heroin addicts and felons

yeah, nah, fuck public school

>>78206390
>be USA
>universities and highschools of art
>bastions of culture
>degenerated and useless
>culture ends up becoming the cancer that is pop music and consumerism

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>>78206390
>be me
>be from small arkansan town
>move to NC
>black population is like a third higher there than arkansas
>my town was like 5% black
>have to ride the bus because 14yo
>first week of school
>be awkward faggot for the week with all the other awkward faggots
>friday comes around
>class is over
>walking up to the bus area with qt neighbor girl
>its up a reasonably steep hill
>get to the top
>suddenly hear shouting and some girl scream
>like 6 black dudes fighting 7 black dudes
>all wearing red or blue
>theyre fucking bloods and crips
>the only teachers that were there literally ran off to find the school cop
>fight goes on for like 2-3 minutes with no teacher intervention
>suddenly one guy pulls something shiny out
>its a fucking pistol
>cracks another guy in the head with it
>dude pistol whipped a motherfucker first week of school
>starts bleeding enough for there to be blood everywhere
>suddenly multiple cops shows up
>they all get hemmed in except the bleeding guy who gets taken to hospital
>more cops show up
>have to wait 45 minutes for them to search school before they let us go home
>all of them expelled
>never found the gun
>official story was that he hit the guy in the head with a shoe

it wasnt a fucking shoe

strangely enough NC schools had a better education system than AR, but all the schools in NC were shitholes with no budget (with notable exceptions in the richest parts of NC) whereas AR tends to have newer buildings and better budgets for shit

>>78206976
>my town in AR was like 5% black
just to clarify

>>78206976
did you fucked the grill?

>>78207343
nah she was cute but she was a bitch, i was too awkward at the time

and she got mad at me because some random dude sent her dick pics on myspace and i told some folks lel

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>>78206976
>being harassed
>he's starting to get physical
>reach into my coat for my trump card
>pull out my leather Stacy Adams dress shoe
>see the fear in his eyes.
>it's too late.
>deliver a shattering blow on his jaw with the sole of my wing tipped pain deliverer.
>several teeth fly out in an arc
>deliver a second blow, severing multiple blood vessels.
>It's a blood bath.
>He's lying in a puddle of his own blood, completely unrecognizable.
>I decide to have mercy.
>I watch as he draws his final breath when I deliver the coup de grâce with the sole of my shoe.

>>78206606
There's a prominent art school in my city, and they are just as awful as the internet makes them look.

>>78207030
>not having a 55% black city.

>>78207525
>myspace
okay granddad

>>78207607
only art school worthwhile in USA seems to be CALarts and even they have hordes of shit students and only a couple of diamonds in the rough

talent based learning doesnt mesh with paying your way into school, thats why most prestigious art schools want to become independant ateliers with its own rules rather than parts of universities

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>>78207754
lel
i wasnt cool enough to have myspace

>>78202266
because cowboys are Sarmatians

>>78208961
its really weird how that flag is quite well done but the fonts and the drawings are utter shit

>>78209108

They look cute :)

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>>78209108
they obviously put effort in
>ah that looks great seamus, i really like the flag as the background
>i'll get the people now, you go on down to the pub for a pint and leave it all to me

>>78209164
I hope that wasnt done by a uni student
Cause i have seen better work from students on their first years of high school for art

>>78209278

Drawing people is hard :(

they should just merge /his/ with /pol/ already
/his/ is where /pol/tards go to act smart and actually educated on the subject

>>78209440
/his/ used to be /int/ territory senpai

>>78209440

>they should just merge /his/ with /pol/ already

No, this is a terrible idea, /his/ actually has decent discussions while /pol/ is a shit show, the more balkanized /pol/ is the better.

>>78209440
"no"

>>78209440
I was one of the people that begged on /qa/ for /his/ to be made. Big fucking mistake, it made this board boring as fuck and siphoned the few intelligent people that browsed here away.

moot was a faggot but damn, in retrospect he had really good judgement when it came to what boards should or shouldn't exist in retrospect

anybody that wanted a /his/ could have just gone to the one on cripplechan anyway, which was much better than the one here while it was still alive

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gzBHjfy7kR4

watching this right now

morrowind level of weird

nice animation tho

Today a commie tryed handing me a flyer for a speech they will be giving at some commie theatre.
Really wanted to just take the flyer and rip it slowly while looking into his eyes

>>78209535
used to be

>>78204583
A softball coach in my town got arrested for blackmailing a 14 year old into sex

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>>78209635
>commies passing out flyers

>>78209667
plenty of commies in kadıköy
they wear red shirts while working. They hang out near the commie cafe's which there are a ton of (cuba, social club etc)
They have speeches in commie theatres and there are commie posters literally everywhere in the streets. Ofcourse there is graffitti praising communism at every other fucking apartment aswell but thats a given
Its the fucking worst i hope that place gets nuked

>>78209635
My first semester in college, I passed by this girl who was handing out school newspapers on my way to class. She tried to hand me one but I was late/distracted and accidentally completely ignored her, then I heard her say "wow, ok asshole" and I was really ashamed and just kept walking. Pretty embarrassing.

Would highly recommend tearing up that guy's flyer though, even if he doesn't see you do it.

The collapse of the Soviet Union was a mistake

>>78209933
at least with the soviets there were boundaries

you knew who the commies were

>>78209804
oh no, i would make sure that he would see me.
I could have beaten him up anyway, dude looked malnuourished as fuck.
Funny how most commie circles have either batshit crazy or fat hairy women at one side and a massive disproportionate amount of a handful of chads and a whole bunch of numales at the other.
All sides are hungry for sex ofc.
If i remember correctly the topic of the speech was ''understanding marxist doctrine and anarchy'' or something like that

I briefly handed out flyers for money aswell, dont listen to that bitch.
The trick of handing out flyers is to smile and talk to the people from a respected distance and look approachable, she was probably just a cunt that was bad at her job

>>78209665
my high school had the opposite, the gym teacher was a really upstanding guy but a few years before I attended there some Mexican girl tried to blackmail him by saying he had sex with her in the locker room

justice prevailed in the end though

>>78210015
>understanding marxist doctrine and anarchy
Don't understand these people. Even the French socialists were forced to at least give up the label of Marxism by the 1970's because for some reason the people who followed marxist doctrine kept producing genocidal empires

Genuinely hate the French btw

>>78210164
our commies here are literal stalin apologists, and are very Pro-USSR thanks to the kurds.
Drawings of lenin is very common in the streets, there are even a drawing of lenin and one of karl marx and one of engels on view at my uni. There is also an entire wall of communist quotes and commie photo's

Please nuke us

>>78210307
>Please nuke us
Only after I drop 100,000 copies of Gulag Archipelago and the statistics for the Khmer Rouge genocide on Shitstanbul and Ankara first

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I saw some of the most vehement anti-Yankee posting the other day on /pol/. Thankfully the thread is still archived.

>>78210398
ankara is fine
very little socialist there, and no platform for commies to be tolerated
i would guest izmir and eskişehir is the most commie friendly cities in western turkey after istanbul

>>78210422
WEW

>>78210422
wew lad

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>>78210505
>>78210568
Man, I ought to start browsing /pol/ as often as I used to

>>78210422
>brazilification
>blacks are at or below replacement in every region of the US because of abortions
>hispanics are rapidly approaching replacement as they rise in economic status
This meme needs to die

>>78210622
i get tired of roachposting on /int/ already
i cant enter pol
there is a reason that the only turk flags there are underage autismposters

>>78210622
90% of /pol/ is unbrowsable now

>>78210689
you could just use the memeflags, bud.
I normally do.

>he doesn't shitpost ancap ideology under the national bolshevist flag

>>78210736
the posters there are below human tier anyway

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>tfw no southern bf asking me "howdy", every time we met to discuss open carry policies while ridin a brand new truck, and sippin beer out of boredom cuz we gotta drive thru the middle of nowhere in the middle of the night on the way home.
Why live?

ok i'm back

>>78210978
Where were you?

>>78210959
Maybe someday

>>78210959
I'm the only person I know who unmemingly uses the word "howdy"

>>78211113
I do it sometimes. My grandparents use it a lot

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>>78210959
>sippin beer out of boredom cuz we gotta drive thru the middle of nowhere in the middle of the night on the way home

shockingly accurate

>According to declassified Soviet archives, with documents dating to 1937 and 1938, the NKVD arrested more than one and a half million people, of whom 681,692 were executed.

>>78211212
>people
slavs*

>>78211071
Lexington, Virginia

>>78211324
neat

>>78211185
what is that little flag?

>>78211500
Southern Nationalist

>>78211500
league of the south

>>78211500
league of the south

>>78211558
>>78211567
>evil Scotland
I like it

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>>78207945
>Sarmatians
>peasants
pick one

>>78211857
kek, that actually does look similar

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Constitution post.

>>78213641
that's one thick leg

How did MS and LA get so bad anyway? Just lack of industry?

>>78213737
they're right on the mississippi man, lots of trade but hard to build infrastructure that lasts in a delta

>>78213737
Louisiana might be bad but let's not start throwing around the "M" word

>>78213829
I see.

>>78213737
multiple things resulting in a lack of infrastructure. By the time they had the infrastructure the feds had sold out US manufacturing to fight the Soviets

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>>78213737

Katrina and other hurricanes did lots of damage, and the fact that the only reason Louisiana has some bit of money is because of Gulf oil and the Hospitality market. We also have shitty, corrupt politicians who waste taxpayer money, the only good politician that I can think of out of Louisiana is Huey Long, and he was also corrupt, it's tradition for us. We'll always be better than M*ss*ss*pp* though.

>>78214190
>tfw long to assasinated before the elections
Guess they didn't want to share their wealth.

>>78214190
>solidly crawdad territory

altho i say crawfish boil

>>78214326
I say crawdad

>>78214190
was "crawdad" coined in Kansas City or something?

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>>78214300

It's because FDR wanted him killed, Long was the only real competition FDR, and in order to stay in office, he had him killed, it's a damn shame.

>>78214358

My Cajun family would only say crawfish, anyone know why crawfish has so many different names for it ?

>>78214386

I would assume so.

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>>78214485
FUCKING YANKEES GET OUUUUUUT REEEEEEEE

>>78214521
"""""Virginians"""""" btfo

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>>78214521

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>>78214560

>>78214485
Sad indeed. Judging from the Wikipedia article and the website about him, he was a cool guy with an image of being honest and down to earth.
Didn't he write an autobiography and his presidental plans in book form?(the latter being titled "My first 100 days in the White House")

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>>78214586

Yes, every man a king.

>Huey Long
Don't like communists or communist sympathizers desu

>>78214638
I need to read that one day.
The guy's life seems interesting even if it was just politics. I mean he created this image for himself that I think doesn't really exist in any form in the modern political world. This big-talk guy who means business and calls himself "The Kingfish".
I know it's stereotypical to say this, but "It's fucking rad"

>>78214731

>Huey Long was a communist

What ?

>>78214731
USSR (Stalin to be specific) ruined communism for everyone.

>>78214762
>supported FDR in 32
>redistributionism
>net asset tax
Sounds like communism to me

>>78214358
yeah thats what i meant, i saw crawdad, but crawdad boil sounds weird so i say crawfish boil

crayfish is yankee tier

>>78214802
>>78214802
>>78214802
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